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So, coasting time.
It's officially over.

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Big changes are coming,
and they're coming fast.

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And if you don't like them,

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this is called a door,

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you can walk right
through it, all right?

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I'm not here to be your friend.

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I like my life
outside of this place.

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I live to
leave at 5:00.

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Change number one: Darryl.

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Per your request,
the company is sending you

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to business school at night.

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Full ride, deal with it.

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Seriously?

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Stone cold seriously.

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They are trying
to figure me out,

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and I don't like it.

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Once they figure me out

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they start to tell me
what I want to hear.

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And I need to quickly figure out
who's a good worker,

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and who is simply
a good mind reader.

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Because as soon as
I'm hearing what I wanna hear,

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I'm not gonna care.

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Toby.
You're getting a new chair.

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- Nice.
- Don't thank me.

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Hey, don't thank me, guy.

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Okay?

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And I don't care
if you like it.

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These sound like good ideas,
why wouldn't we like them?

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I don't care what
your favorite flavor is.

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Here's a bowl of ice cream,

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you either like it
or you don't.

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That's my attitude
right now in this room,

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that's my attitude
on ice cream Thursdays.

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All right?

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Clear?
Any questions?

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This all sounds great to me.

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But I could see how
some people might

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think that they're bad.

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I don't know what to think.

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That is a--

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An astute observation, Kevin.

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Kev's got me pegged.

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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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It blows away
Vermont in the fall.

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Snap, for real?

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- Not even--
- Good morning, Deangelo.

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- Hold on, Pam.
- Okay.

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And if you're really serious,

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you should go in the spring.

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- 'Cause of the flowers.
- No.

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Because the entire state
smells like earth.

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Dogwoods, or just the earth?

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Yes, Pam.

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Hey, well, good morning.

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I think I have good
news for you today.

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I found your new
executive assistant.

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My friend Carla.

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She's got great experience,

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we even considered
making her Cece's godmother.

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But she had this
boyfriend at the time.

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But here's her resume.
Put it with the rest.

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Okay.

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Hey, dudes.
Hey.

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Hey.

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- Oh, my God, he hates me.
- No, he doesn't.

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You just get so nervous
and hyper around him.

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I know.

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Every time there's a silence,

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you're brain's, like...

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Is that what he tells you

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at your little
inner-circle meetings?

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Careful, there
is no inner circle.

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Oh, there's an inner circle.

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Oh, yeah.

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There is no inner circle.

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Deangelo just prefers
to delegate a few things

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to a few guys.

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Jim only says that because
he's in the inner circle.

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I also say that,

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because I am also
in the inner circle.

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Did you get that, ma?

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Your boy, Kevin Malone,
is in the inner circle.

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Which doesn't exist.

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There he is.

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Got you a coffee.

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Oh, wow, thank you,
that was so kind of you.

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Not a coffee guy
I take it, huh?

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It's just that I
own the coffee shop.

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So once you've seen
sausage being made,

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all you wanna do
is make sausage.

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'Cause it's so much fun.

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Listen, I've got a sixer.

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"Automatic for the people,"
on the jukebox.

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Let's hit the park
after sundown, come on.

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Pick up some sausage
if you want.

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I think you'll find what
you're looking for over there.

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No matter how many times

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I reach out to Dwight,

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he doesn't seem to want
anything to do with me.

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It reminds me of my
relationship with my son.

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Except there, I'm the Dwight.

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Who's the biggest
client in the state?

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I say we go get 'em,
whatever it takes.

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Huh, what do you guys say?

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- Yes.
- Yeah.

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- Huh, right?
- Let's do it.

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Or my other idea,
50,000 tiny clients.

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Yeah, I say that
we just go for it.

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Whoa, is that ball
lighter than usual?

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Is that a
Chinatown knock-off?

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That's "toys r' us" I think.

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No, that's
definitely a knock-off.

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You can feel the
center of gravity is off.

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Feel that, what do you think?

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Oh, yeah, totally.

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Jim, you got
ripped off big time.

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Deangelo!

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See what I did there?

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Oh, that's what you need to do.

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Just add a little English.
The British are coming.

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- Yes.
- Deangelo's open!

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Hey, Ry.

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Your department's
killing it, baby.

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Hey!
My pleasure, my treasure.

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Keep it up.

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The problem with having "it,"

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or, "the x-factor,"

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or whatever it is
you wanna call it,

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is that it's impossible
to put into words

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what you're bringing
to the table.

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So to make things
simpler for Deangelo,

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I just, without lying,
strongly implied that

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I'm Kelly's supervisor.

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It's not even that
much of a stretch.

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She pretty much does
whatever I say.

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What?

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I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Why should I pretend
that you are my boss?

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Because what would you have
done in that situation, Kelly?

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I'll tell you what
I would have done for you.

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I'd lie for you.

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Yeah, but you lie all the time.

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You lie for no reason.

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Ryan, you just like to lie.

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I'd die for you too.

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You really would?

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Hey, Kelly Kapoor,
if I don't have

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those call logs on my desk,

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we're just gonna
have to evaluate

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your future at the company.

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- Sure thing, Mr. Howard.
- Whoo.

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Glad he's not my boss.

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Ooh, you're
the best, thank you.

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You know I have a cousin
who cracked the secret formula

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for a certain popular cola
that I shall not name.

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So I've never had to buy it.

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True story.

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I just drink my cousin's.

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Congratulations
on your one cousin.

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I have 70-- Each one
better than the last.

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You know what?

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Straight up, why
don't you like me?

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I'm just not a suck-up like
everyone else around here, okay?

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I do my job well,
so why don't you just

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leave me alone,
and let me do it.

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Okay?

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Oh, no.

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- Wha--?
- Okay?

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I'm gonna win you over.
No, you're not.

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- Yes, I am.
- No.

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- Oh, yes.
- No.

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- Yes.
- No.

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- No.
- Yes!

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- Yes!
- No!

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- No.
- Yes.

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- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- No, no!

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

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Uh-oh, this former
administrative assistant

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misspelled "administrative,"
and "assistant."

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The winner.

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Under "special skills,"
Mr. Don finer put "juggling."

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What's wrong with
juggling, Darryl?

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I'm a big juggler.

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I actually perform a
motivational juggling routine.

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- Seriously?
- Oh, yeah.

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I'd do it for you here but, uh,

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what would you
say this room is?

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3oo square feet?
320?

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320, just freeballin' it.

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It's a little cramped.

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How many square feet out there?

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17-18 hundo?

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Oh, I think it's 18 hundo.

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Give or take.

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Sorry, gang.

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Thought my juggling stuff
was in the trunk of my car,

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but it's not.

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Oh, no, do you
think it was stolen?

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I got you covered, boss.

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Used to play with
the parabolas myself.

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Got some extra balls.

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Hey!
Whoa!

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Sorry, I never touch
another juggler's instruments.

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You know, we're all here,
I've got the music cued.

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Why don't I just do my routine
without the juggling balls.

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Prepare to go
into the danger zone.

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Oh, wow, you weren't kidding.

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No, never.

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Can someone please
throw me a fifth ball?

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If you dare.

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Incoming!

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And we're on.

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Remember, nothing's impossible.

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- Phyllis, where's Phyllis?
- Here.

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Do you believe in me, Phyllis?

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- Yes.
- 'Cause I believe in you.

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Oh, okay.

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Feel that connection?

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Don't move your head,
please, thank you.

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Aah!
Big hand for Phyllis.

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00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,517
That took a lot of guts.

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I'm Deangelo Vickers,
thank you so much.

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Hope you learned something.

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- Whoo!
- Whoo!

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He didn't drop a single ball.

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00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:22,853
Look.

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I'm juggling eggs
and bowling balls.

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I'm juggling with one hand.

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No hands.

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What could he
possibly stand to gain

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from a fake juggling routine?

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What could he
possibly stand to gain

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from a real juggling routine?

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How can you keep defending him?

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He's good at his job,

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and I like working for him.

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Of course you do, Jim.

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You're a man.

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Deangelo is a huge sexist.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I think if he was a sexist
I'd be able to tell.

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I took a crapload of women's
studies courses at Cornell.

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<i>And I wrote my own companion
piece to the vagina monologues</i>

245
00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:57,121
<i>called the penis apologies.</i>

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So I know a thing or two.

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Okay.

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Then how about I'm the head

249
00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:01,425
of the accounting department,

250
00:10:01,493 --> 00:10:03,360
but he only ever
talks to Kevin.

251
00:10:03,411 --> 00:10:04,912
What about Pam and Kelly?

252
00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:08,432
Also department heads,
but has he ever met with you?

253
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:12,202
Or even asked you
to do anything?

254
00:10:12,253 --> 00:10:14,938
Huh, how could I not see it?

255
00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:16,039
You're so right.

256
00:10:16,107 --> 00:10:17,674
Why don't you
talk to him about it?

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00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:18,942
And say what?

258
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,878
Hey, Deangelo, are you shy
or just a sexist?

259
00:10:20,929 --> 00:10:22,346
Why don't you just
tell him how his actions

260
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,598
are being perceived
by the women in this office.

261
00:10:26,851 --> 00:10:30,053
And if he doesn't listen then he
can kiss his penis goodbye.

262
00:10:30,104 --> 00:10:31,688
Snip snip.
Am I right, girls?

263
00:10:34,265 --> 00:10:35,344
Hey, do you have a second?

264
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:38,385
Yeah, I got tons of time,
this job's a joke.

265
00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:39,920
So what's up?

266
00:10:39,988 --> 00:10:42,389
Um, really, it's nothing.

267
00:10:42,457 --> 00:10:44,391
I was just talking to Angela.
- Mm-hmm.

268
00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:46,727
- And she was--
- Hey.

269
00:10:46,795 --> 00:10:48,429
Saw Jim come in,
are we meeting?

270
00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:50,230
Yeah, sure,
let's make it a meeting.

271
00:10:50,281 --> 00:10:51,665
If it's all right,

272
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,117
can I just have, like, one
minute alone, just to go over--

273
00:10:53,201 --> 00:10:54,901
What's the big secret?

274
00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:57,071
Why are you even whispering?
Come on, it's the guys.

275
00:10:57,138 --> 00:10:59,673
I know, just the guys.

276
00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:03,010
Well, maybe that's part
of the problem, I think.

277
00:11:03,077 --> 00:11:04,261
So what happened was,

278
00:11:04,346 --> 00:11:06,046
I was talking to some
of the department heads.

279
00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:07,214
Right.

280
00:11:07,282 --> 00:11:09,216
Uh, some of the
female department heads.

281
00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:10,467
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.

282
00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:11,635
- Right?
- Hot.

283
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,454
Maybe there's a vibe out there

284
00:11:13,521 --> 00:11:15,622
with certain members
of the office

285
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:21,595
that you are
a little sexist, or--

286
00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:22,629
- Damn!
- Whoa.

287
00:11:22,697 --> 00:11:23,731
Whoa, wait.

288
00:11:23,798 --> 00:11:25,432
Are you serious?

289
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,534
Who feels this way?

290
00:11:27,602 --> 00:11:28,702
- Oh, like, nobody, it was--
- Uh, Pam?

291
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,838
Was it Pam?
Oh, my gosh.

292
00:11:30,905 --> 00:11:31,905
That sounds like Pam.
Yeah.

293
00:11:31,956 --> 00:11:33,073
You know how she gets.

294
00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:36,143
Deangelo, she can
get really bitchy.

295
00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:37,578
Kevin, wah-wah.

296
00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:39,446
- Guys.
- Hold on.

297
00:11:39,497 --> 00:11:41,715
Doesn't matter who, okay?

298
00:11:41,783 --> 00:11:43,667
I'm just happy that Jim
brought it to my attention.

299
00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:46,520
Because honestly,
I had no idea.

300
00:11:46,588 --> 00:11:48,622
- That's awesome.
- Thank you.

301
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,657
Mom, Ryan's taking us
out to dinner tonight.

302
00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:54,094
No, no, he's not gonna stand
us up like he did last time.

303
00:11:54,162 --> 00:11:57,014
He won't ever
stand us up again.

304
00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:58,365
So I am the new customer
service supervisor.

305
00:11:58,433 --> 00:12:01,101
When deangelo's around.

306
00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:04,638
- And I'm also a very
dutiful boyfriend when--

307
00:12:04,706 --> 00:12:07,307
- All the time.
- All the time.

308
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:10,144
Erin, do you mind
running down to the lobby

309
00:12:10,211 --> 00:12:12,646
and bringing up my
brand-new executive assistant?

310
00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:13,714
Absolutely.

311
00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:14,698
Hey, who'd you end up hiring?

312
00:12:14,783 --> 00:12:16,884
I'm glad you asked, Jim.

313
00:12:16,951 --> 00:12:18,685
Because apparently there's
a rumor running around

314
00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,287
here that I'm a sexist.

315
00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:23,674
I can't work here effectively

316
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,893
if you guys think I'm
something that I'm not.

317
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,529
I'm not a sexist.

318
00:12:28,596 --> 00:12:31,565
Raise your hand
if you have a vagina.

319
00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:43,727
Raise your hand if someone
you love has a vagina.

320
00:12:43,812 --> 00:12:45,345
Yeah, yeah, okay.

321
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,347
Just about everyone.

322
00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:49,817
What about deangelo's hand?

323
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,385
Oh, wow.

324
00:12:51,453 --> 00:12:53,654
He's got 'em both up.

325
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:55,923
Yeah.

326
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:58,024
Uh-huh, yeah.

327
00:12:58,076 --> 00:13:02,045
So it bothers me when
I hear that there's gossip

328
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:05,065
around here that I
treat women lesser than men.

329
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,600
Okay?

330
00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:10,971
Frankly, we all look a little
ridiculous when that happens.

331
00:13:11,038 --> 00:13:13,373
I'm not a feminist,
but I think that

332
00:13:13,441 --> 00:13:15,559
the men in this office
are being given chances

333
00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,811
that the women aren't.

334
00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:19,813
Dwight.
What's your take?

335
00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:20,898
What's the argument here?

336
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:22,816
NBA, WNBA.

337
00:13:22,884 --> 00:13:24,451
One is a sport, one is a joke.

338
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,687
I love sports, I love jokes.

339
00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:27,821
Room for all.

340
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:30,223
Man, your smart.

341
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,992
Oh, hey, hi.

342
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,076
Hello.
Hi.

343
00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:34,077
Welcome.

344
00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:35,329
Uh, everyone.

345
00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:39,900
I'd like you to please
welcome Jordan garfield.

346
00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,435
This is everyone.
Hello.

347
00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:43,921
So Jordan, uh, where
did you work before?

348
00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:45,839
Uh, a law office?

349
00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:47,841
No, anthropologie.

350
00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:49,626
"We don't have this
and that size."

351
00:13:49,711 --> 00:13:50,944
Pretty--pretty lame.
- Hm.

352
00:13:51,012 --> 00:13:51,945
Lame?

353
00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:53,246
You worked at anthropologie?

354
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,015
- Yes.
- That's, like, my dream job.

355
00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:56,082
How did you even get that job?

356
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,117
Well, I, um--

357
00:13:57,185 --> 00:13:58,418
You chose this
job over that job?

358
00:13:58,469 --> 00:13:59,469
Okay, okay,
back to work, Kelly.

359
00:13:59,554 --> 00:14:02,489
We have a lot
to get done today.

360
00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:05,492
So, um, is this your
first office job then?

361
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,227
- Yeah.
- Yup.

362
00:14:07,295 --> 00:14:08,362
Wow.

363
00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:09,897
No corporate
experience whatsoever.

364
00:14:09,964 --> 00:14:15,469
I didn't want anyone
with any bad habits.

365
00:14:15,537 --> 00:14:17,437
Jim, you coming?

366
00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:19,473
Oh, yeah, did he text us?

367
00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:21,274
Yeah.

368
00:14:23,878 --> 00:14:26,313
No!

369
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:27,948
Jim, what are you doing?
Get in there.

370
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,182
This is not the time
to take a stand,

371
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,450
at least he likes one of us.

372
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:31,919
He didn't text me.

373
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,470
Yes!

374
00:14:33,555 --> 00:14:34,521
I'm in.

375
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:36,990
Andy, what are you doing?

376
00:14:37,058 --> 00:14:39,593
Uh, I'm going in
to the belly of the beast.

377
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:44,765
I'm gonna infiltrate
and change from within.

378
00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:45,933
What's up, man cave!

379
00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:51,305
- Just go in.
- Hm?

380
00:14:51,372 --> 00:14:52,990
Just go in, he probably
just forgot to text you.

381
00:14:53,074 --> 00:14:56,777
Internally for office use.

382
00:14:56,844 --> 00:14:58,195
Where do we get our paper from?

383
00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:01,281
Do we go and--do we
have that system?

384
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:02,950
Don't worry, the
first day's always the hardest.

385
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:04,617
Yeah.

386
00:15:08,056 --> 00:15:10,207
- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.

387
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,224
Can I help you?

388
00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:14,528
Nope, just...

389
00:15:21,903 --> 00:15:24,972
Okay.

390
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:40,554
So, he kicked you out
of the inner circle, huh?

391
00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:42,406
No, there is no inner circle.

392
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,737
Dwight? Deangelo wanted me
to ask you

393
00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:48,738
if there's anything
I could help you with?

394
00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:50,707
Really?

395
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:51,908
Anything?

396
00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:53,743
Do you need anything?

397
00:15:53,811 --> 00:15:54,944
Deangelo?

398
00:15:55,012 --> 00:15:59,048
Tell your whore
to leave me alone!

399
00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:00,917
Okay, I do not
wanna waste your time,

400
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:04,053
so I will keep
this brrrrrrrrief!

401
00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:06,723
Now, word on the street
is mercy hospital.

402
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,124
Back on the market.

403
00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:09,459
Deangelo would like you
to put together

404
00:16:09,526 --> 00:16:10,893
a sales pitch for next week.

405
00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:13,095
Deangelo has also
recently learned

406
00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:15,882
about the barnacle project,

407
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:17,066
which is a non-profit
organization

408
00:16:17,117 --> 00:16:18,468
based in mystic, Connecticut,

409
00:16:18,535 --> 00:16:21,270
that assists in the
scraping of barnacles--

410
00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,973
So this is my life.

411
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:27,577
Until I win the lottery.

412
00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:30,313
Or Pam finally writes that
series of young adult books.

413
00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,982
So one afternoon while
walking home from school,

414
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:34,550
quirky tenth grader
Becky Walters

415
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,919
finds a wounded Pegasus
in the woods.

416
00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:42,091
And she becomes
"the horse flyer."

417
00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:44,060
Hey, Kelly,
that's the last time

418
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,995
I'm gonna talk to you
about your paycheck, okay?

419
00:16:46,063 --> 00:16:47,764
We pay you a fair salary here

420
00:16:47,815 --> 00:16:48,815
and if you're only
here for the money,

421
00:16:48,899 --> 00:16:50,349
maybe you shouldn't
be here at all.

422
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:53,669
No one likes
a money-grubber.

423
00:16:53,737 --> 00:16:54,737
I'm sorry, Mr. Howard.

424
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,740
I apologize for
grubbing for money--

425
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,492
I can't do this,
I can't do this.

426
00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:00,877
I--I'm sorry,
I just can't do it.

427
00:17:00,944 --> 00:17:03,579
Deangelo, Ryan
is not my boss, okay?

428
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,515
Frankly, he hasn't had
a real job here in years.

429
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,851
Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.

430
00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:10,720
No, he's just
a big fraud, Deangelo.

431
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,004
He's like Rango.

432
00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:13,790
He doesn't work
here, basically,

433
00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:16,158
just like the way Rango
didn't save those animals.

434
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:19,128
It was just a big
misunderstanding.

435
00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:20,363
Is this true, Ryan?

436
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,348
<i>I did not see Rango.</i>

437
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,034
Okay, I don't have time for
this "he said, she said."

438
00:17:25,102 --> 00:17:26,352
He's not saying anything!

439
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:28,471
It's too murky.

440
00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:32,024
I like Ryan, you seem
kind of hysterical to me.

441
00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:35,344
Ryan's your supervisor.
Let's just leave it that way.

442
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:37,213
But it's not fair,
I've been working here

443
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:38,881
for such a long ti--

444
00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:40,867
Close call.

445
00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:42,385
Okay, why don't you
just finish this up

446
00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:44,253
and leave it on my desk
and I will see you

447
00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:47,757
at your place
around 2:00 A.M., huh?

448
00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:55,214
Oh-ho-ho, yeah!

449
00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,583
Oh, angry, angry dunk.

450
00:17:57,668 --> 00:17:58,801
Hey.

451
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,803
It sounds like you guys
are having a lot of fun,

452
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,805
but it's really loud and some
of us are trying to work, so...

453
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,140
Okay.

454
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,725
Do you think you could
do it a little more quietly?

455
00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:06,843
Well, that's gonna be tough

456
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:07,977
because we're getting
a dunking clinic

457
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:09,879
from magic Jordan himself.

458
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,932
Oh, you mean,
uh, Michael Jordan?

459
00:18:15,185 --> 00:18:16,119
Total brain-burp.

460
00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:17,920
I'm no MJ.

461
00:18:17,988 --> 00:18:19,238
Please.

462
00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:21,190
I can do his dunk, from
the free-throw line though.

463
00:18:23,594 --> 00:18:25,228
Damn!

464
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:28,230
Mad respect from a brother!

465
00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:29,398
The man is paying me
to take Chinese.

466
00:18:29,449 --> 00:18:31,367
I will say what I need to say.

467
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:35,238
And soon, I will
say it in Chinese.

468
00:18:35,305 --> 00:18:36,973
Okay, well,
it's just really loud.

469
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,875
Okay.

470
00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,126
We'll keep that in mind.

471
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,127
All right, ladies.

472
00:18:41,211 --> 00:18:42,929
Back to the game.
Do it!

473
00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:44,881
And Jim.

474
00:18:44,932 --> 00:18:46,766
Come on in.

475
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:50,419
You're back in.

476
00:18:50,487 --> 00:18:51,754
You know what?

477
00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:53,890
Instead of a game,
why don't we do an exhibition?

478
00:18:53,957 --> 00:18:56,309
Love to see that dunk of yours.

479
00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:57,310
Yeah, we'll set
that up one day.

480
00:18:57,394 --> 00:18:59,111
Today.
Now, maybe.

481
00:18:59,196 --> 00:19:01,397
'Cause we have
a hoop downstairs.

482
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:04,266
And a real ball, so
you don't have to mime it.

483
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,902
Yeah, I don't know.

484
00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:07,653
Why not?

485
00:19:07,738 --> 00:19:10,489
Only because no one
has called NASA

486
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:11,774
to request a lift-off.

487
00:19:14,211 --> 00:19:15,995
- Let's go downstairs, okay?
- Let's definitely do that.

488
00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:18,130
- Let's do it.
- Pass.

489
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:19,448
If I wanted to see
a pissing contest

490
00:19:19,499 --> 00:19:20,783
I'd lock Mose
in the chicken Coop.

491
00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:23,853
Damn it, Dwight, enough!

492
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:24,954
Get your ass downstairs,

493
00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:30,626
or find a new place
to sell paper!

494
00:19:30,694 --> 00:19:31,661
Okay, a little about me.

495
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,633
I respond to strong leadership.

496
00:19:37,684 --> 00:19:39,134
- All right, there you go.
- Seems a little close.

497
00:19:39,186 --> 00:19:40,469
You're sure that's
the real foul line?

498
00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:41,637
15 feet from the baseline.

499
00:19:41,705 --> 00:19:43,689
So you need me to move it in?

500
00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:45,491
Nah, that's 15.

501
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:46,809
Yeah.
Okay.

502
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:49,478
And, uh, you know what,
to make it interesting,

503
00:19:49,529 --> 00:19:51,313
Jordan, why don't you
sit underneath the basket?

504
00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:52,982
- Seriously?
- Yeah, come on.

505
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,834
I'll dunk over you,
best seat in the house.

506
00:19:54,918 --> 00:19:56,219
- I don't--I don't
think I can do that.

507
00:19:56,286 --> 00:19:58,854
I'm holding your jewelry.
Right, yeah.

508
00:19:58,922 --> 00:20:00,990
Okay, fair enough.
Kevin, you do it.

509
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,542
- Yes, okay.
- Why don't you?

510
00:20:03,627 --> 00:20:05,378
Here?

511
00:20:05,462 --> 00:20:06,495
Someone wanna
sit in Kevin's lap?

512
00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:07,496
- Angela?
- No.

513
00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:09,181
- Oscar?
- No, thank you.

514
00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:10,299
Okay, Jimmy, this is for you,

515
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,517
to show you that
anything is possible.

516
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,768
- Fantastic.
- All right?

517
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,389
- Yup.
- This is also for the troops.

518
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,749
Doctor is in!

519
00:20:39,463 --> 00:20:41,330
Now what?

520
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,045
- Deangelo?
- Tablab.

521
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,447
Oh, my God, are you all right?

522
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,317
Erin, would you
call 911 please?

523
00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:54,752
Who should I say is calling?

524
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,820
Erin.

525
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,634
Chea three thead twa to bar.

526
00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:03,594
Scoince?
Paunch and loud.

527
00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:08,079
Paunch says to barter
how's gonna tha.

528
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:11,009
Barte sayce four tha pa.

529
00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:13,819
Everybody tine, everybody tha.

530
00:21:14,126 --> 00:21:15,868
Everybody tha.

531
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,769
Dra tweb.

532
00:21:19,455 --> 00:21:20,172
Yeah.

533
00:21:20,568 --> 00:21:21,486
Dra sweb.

534
00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,085
Treasure, yeah, I get it.

535
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,716
Okay, we're gonna
work on treasure.

536
00:21:26,032 --> 00:21:27,532
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