1 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:07,820 I have the best stock survival shelter 2 00:00:07,956 --> 00:00:09,532 in north eastern Pennsylvania. 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,005 But everything is a **life. 4 00:00:11,148 --> 00:00:12,748 So I must eat and then replace 5 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,341 everything that is about to expire. 6 00:00:15,124 --> 00:00:16,523 It's nice not to have to plan my meals. 7 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,523 You're eating eight-year-old tomatoes. 8 00:00:19,607 --> 00:00:21,141 They're still good for another week. 9 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:22,776 You know, I think I might have some type of cheese 10 00:00:22,844 --> 00:00:24,278 in the back of my fridge you might like. 11 00:00:24,345 --> 00:00:26,180 I've got some cheese you might like too... 12 00:00:26,247 --> 00:00:27,981 In between my toes. 13 00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:31,568 Hardy-har-har. All right, picture this. 14 00:00:31,636 --> 00:00:34,088 Snowy Ash drizzles from the sky. 15 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,123 A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you 16 00:00:36,174 --> 00:00:38,592 as the flame at the end of your stick dies out. 17 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,327 There's only one hope left for you... 18 00:00:40,378 --> 00:00:41,512 the door to my shelter. 19 00:00:41,596 --> 00:00:43,163 You pound. You beg. 20 00:00:43,231 --> 00:00:44,631 "Dwight, please let me in." 21 00:00:44,682 --> 00:00:46,550 But I ignore your cries and do not let you in. 22 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:48,535 You want to know why? Because of the sign 23 00:00:48,603 --> 00:00:49,836 that says, "no pounding. No begging." 24 00:00:49,888 --> 00:00:51,939 No. Because you laughed at me. 25 00:00:52,006 --> 00:00:54,775 Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. 26 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:57,644 Jim will be made a warlord's Jester. 27 00:00:57,712 --> 00:00:59,279 Meredith will do okay. 28 00:00:59,347 --> 00:01:01,982 Be assured this day will come. It's just a matter of time. 29 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:03,784 Could be one month, could be two months. 30 00:01:03,852 --> 00:01:04,952 Three months. 31 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:08,021 - Could be. - Four months. 32 00:01:08,073 --> 00:01:10,057 I could see that happening, yes. 33 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:11,525 Eight months? 34 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,560 That's a realistic timeline. 35 00:01:13,628 --> 00:01:16,930 11 months. 36 00:01:16,998 --> 00:01:18,899 Perhaps. 37 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:22,202 Okay, wait, now really think hard about this one. 38 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:24,938 One year. 39 00:01:25,006 --> 00:01:27,057 I could see that as a very real possibility. 40 00:01:27,142 --> 00:01:28,776 494 months. 41 00:01:28,843 --> 00:01:31,145 I could see that happening. 42 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:34,214 495 months. That's just... 43 00:01:52,289 --> 00:01:54,914 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:57,504 I really thought I was becoming 45 00:01:57,572 --> 00:01:59,039 too much of a womanizer. 46 00:01:59,106 --> 00:02:01,841 I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses. 47 00:02:01,909 --> 00:02:03,076 Still not seeing the problem there. 48 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:04,411 All right. 49 00:02:04,478 --> 00:02:07,647 Truth is, I got a couple love bumps on my ding-dong, 50 00:02:07,698 --> 00:02:09,649 so I was like, "oh, game over." 51 00:02:09,717 --> 00:02:11,668 It was the best of times. 52 00:02:11,752 --> 00:02:13,687 It was the "awesomest" of times. 53 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:16,756 And now packer wants to come home. 54 00:02:16,824 --> 00:02:19,593 And, oh, look who's here to sign off on it... 55 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,195 my boo, Holly. 56 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:25,332 Hi. Hi. 57 00:02:25,399 --> 00:02:26,516 You must be Todd. 58 00:02:26,601 --> 00:02:28,852 Whoa, I'm sorry. Michael, I thought 59 00:02:28,936 --> 00:02:31,054 we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston. 60 00:02:31,138 --> 00:02:33,690 Very funny. 61 00:02:33,774 --> 00:02:35,442 Okay, let's get started. After you. 62 00:02:35,509 --> 00:02:38,345 Okay. 63 00:02:40,414 --> 00:02:41,848 Oh, Michael, this'll be just us. 64 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:43,283 Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 65 00:02:43,351 --> 00:02:46,853 Just so you know, he's at his funniest 66 00:02:46,904 --> 00:02:48,622 when you've given him, like, five shots. 67 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:50,240 - Okay. - And it also helps 68 00:02:50,324 --> 00:02:52,742 if you've had five shots. I already have. 69 00:02:57,431 --> 00:02:58,465 Why is packer back? 70 00:02:58,532 --> 00:02:59,599 Oh, is packer here? 71 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:01,067 Why is he talking to Holly? 72 00:03:01,135 --> 00:03:02,302 Don't know, don't care. 73 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,470 Michael loves you, 74 00:03:03,537 --> 00:03:05,589 and your sales speak for themselves. 75 00:03:05,673 --> 00:03:09,309 So... Oh! 76 00:03:09,376 --> 00:03:11,311 Yes! The pack is back. 77 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:14,147 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you 78 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:15,982 to a man who needs no introduction, 79 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:18,318 probably because most of you have done it with him. 80 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:20,654 Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you. 81 00:03:20,721 --> 00:03:22,122 In all seriousness, 82 00:03:22,189 --> 00:03:24,824 Todd packer is a permanent salesman 83 00:03:24,892 --> 00:03:26,259 at this branch. 84 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:28,695 And I would like to invite you now to welcome him 85 00:03:28,746 --> 00:03:29,996 with open arms. Yes! 86 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:32,165 What? 87 00:03:32,232 --> 00:03:33,917 It's great to be among friends. 88 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:37,087 And until then, you suckers will do. 89 00:03:37,171 --> 00:03:38,622 Nice. 90 00:03:38,706 --> 00:03:40,423 We got burned. You did. 91 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:42,792 You got burned, because packer's back. 92 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:46,279 Packer is turning in his car for a desk. 93 00:03:46,347 --> 00:03:50,467 He is turning in his condoms for a condominium, 94 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:52,352 although he's probably going to have to use condoms 95 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,187 from here on out. Holly... 96 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:56,022 You approved this? Yes, I did. 97 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,475 I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff. 98 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:00,527 - You did approve it? - Yeah. 99 00:04:00,594 --> 00:04:03,446 What don't you understand about the word "approved"? 100 00:04:03,531 --> 00:04:05,115 It seems a couple of you 101 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:07,867 don't know what the word "approved" means. 102 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:11,938 I have very little patience for stupidity. 103 00:04:12,006 --> 00:04:14,307 Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower. 104 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,809 Such a klutz. 105 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:18,444 Yeah, and it took the fire department forever to get there. 106 00:04:18,496 --> 00:04:21,881 Oh, my God. Where did this come from? 107 00:04:21,949 --> 00:04:23,383 Who did this? 108 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:24,851 I got Erin a new computer 109 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:27,020 because the one at reception sucked. 110 00:04:27,088 --> 00:04:28,321 I should know. 111 00:04:28,389 --> 00:04:30,590 And I don't want to say the other one was old, 112 00:04:30,658 --> 00:04:33,993 but its I.P. Number was one. 113 00:04:34,061 --> 00:04:36,696 Right? 114 00:04:36,764 --> 00:04:37,814 Thank you, Pam. 115 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:39,332 Aw, you're welcome. 116 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,685 My pleasure. 117 00:04:49,026 --> 00:04:50,193 Can I do something for you? 118 00:04:50,277 --> 00:04:52,345 I just helped someone out. It feels good. 119 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:53,980 Nice. 120 00:04:54,031 --> 00:04:56,049 You know, I cleaned up our daughter for, like, an hour 121 00:04:56,117 --> 00:04:57,650 at 4:00 A.M. This morning, so... 122 00:04:57,718 --> 00:04:59,152 So you know the feeling. 123 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:03,206 Special delivery for Dwight k. Schrute. 124 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:04,290 I didn't order anything. 125 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:05,658 And I don't have anything for you. 126 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:07,627 But I do want to talk to you about something. 127 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:09,596 We have been thinking about where packer should sit, 128 00:05:09,663 --> 00:05:12,165 and we can't just sit around waiting for creed to die. 129 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,401 Well, there's a lot of seats in the annex. 130 00:05:14,468 --> 00:05:16,636 So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating 131 00:05:16,704 --> 00:05:18,738 so that packer can take this desk here. 132 00:05:18,806 --> 00:05:21,107 Thanks, man. It would mean a lot to me. 133 00:05:21,175 --> 00:05:23,877 I've been sitting here for ten years, Michael. 134 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:25,979 Well, I was there for 12 years. 135 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:27,847 Plus, my name's carved under the desk. 136 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:29,733 - No, it is not. - It is too. 137 00:05:29,817 --> 00:05:32,452 - Where? - Right there. 138 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:33,586 Check it out. 139 00:05:33,654 --> 00:05:35,922 Michael, I don't want to move desks. 140 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:38,208 Don't be a baby. We're... okay, there it is. 141 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:40,210 "Packer was here and so was your mom." 142 00:05:40,294 --> 00:05:42,028 - Yeah. - Do I have any say in this? 143 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:44,214 No! 144 00:05:44,298 --> 00:05:46,433 It's $20 to watch, Halpert. Oh. 145 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,134 Hey. 146 00:05:48,202 --> 00:05:50,369 Whose dirt box is this? 147 00:05:50,421 --> 00:05:51,604 That's our zen garden. 148 00:05:51,672 --> 00:05:54,974 What do you grow in here, bull crap? 149 00:05:56,877 --> 00:05:58,878 Hey, Holly. 150 00:05:58,929 --> 00:06:00,764 Hey. 151 00:06:00,848 --> 00:06:02,232 What's up, guys? 152 00:06:02,316 --> 00:06:03,566 Don't "what's up?" Us. 153 00:06:03,651 --> 00:06:06,386 You think you're so cute with your pretty blond hair. 154 00:06:06,454 --> 00:06:08,387 Whoa, whoa. Pull it back. 155 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:10,223 Um, why did you hire Todd packer? 156 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:11,791 He's seriously awful. 157 00:06:11,859 --> 00:06:13,943 Michael's recommendation was glowing. 158 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:16,496 Honestly, he's been nothing but nice to me. 159 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:19,449 That's how he gets you to take off your panties. 160 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:22,401 - Why are you nodding? - United front. 161 00:06:22,453 --> 00:06:23,870 Okay, look, we can't fire someone 162 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:25,238 because we don't like him. 163 00:06:25,306 --> 00:06:26,739 Right. This isn't the U.S. government. 164 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:28,792 What are you referencing? 165 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:31,277 Everything. Everything. 166 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:33,213 Do any of you have any concrete complaints 167 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,414 about something he's done? 168 00:06:34,482 --> 00:06:36,082 Well, I mean, he humped Michael. 169 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,300 Well, if that's the case, 170 00:06:37,384 --> 00:06:39,302 I guess I've got to be fired too. 171 00:06:40,921 --> 00:06:43,256 Hey. Hey, you guys. 172 00:06:43,324 --> 00:06:44,858 The yarmouth regatta video is up. 173 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:47,193 Gather round. Check it out. 174 00:06:47,261 --> 00:06:49,028 This guy's on a full beam reach. 175 00:06:49,096 --> 00:06:50,830 They're hiking out like mad. 176 00:06:50,898 --> 00:06:53,333 Luff him up. Luff him up. 177 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,434 Nice... ah! 178 00:06:55,903 --> 00:06:58,371 This computer's a hunk of junk. 179 00:06:58,438 --> 00:07:01,040 Hey, sailor, come watch your regatta over here. 180 00:07:01,108 --> 00:07:03,042 Where did you get this? 181 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:05,778 Pam gave it to me. 182 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:07,380 This is a sick computer. 183 00:07:07,447 --> 00:07:09,282 Gwen Stefani has this computer. 184 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:11,951 Uh, Pamela. 185 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:13,169 Yep? 186 00:07:13,254 --> 00:07:15,672 What does a guy have to do to whom 187 00:07:15,756 --> 00:07:16,890 to get one of them? 188 00:07:16,957 --> 00:07:18,725 You have a computer, Andy. 189 00:07:18,792 --> 00:07:20,810 Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, 190 00:07:20,895 --> 00:07:23,129 it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa. 191 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,330 Okay, listen, 192 00:07:24,398 --> 00:07:26,299 we just don't have the budget for it, okay? 193 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:28,568 Reception needed a computer, so we got one. 194 00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:31,037 Well, Andy's desk needs a computer. 195 00:07:31,105 --> 00:07:32,689 And, I mean, it's just kind of a coincidence 196 00:07:32,773 --> 00:07:34,407 that I work there, but... 197 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,543 Yes, but reception is a one-person department. 198 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:37,877 If I get you a new computer, 199 00:07:37,945 --> 00:07:39,746 I have to get one for everyone in sales... 200 00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:41,865 for Dwight, for Stanley. It would be crazy. 201 00:07:41,949 --> 00:07:45,651 So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now. 202 00:07:45,703 --> 00:07:47,086 They're not asking for one. 203 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:48,421 I am. I-I need it. 204 00:07:48,488 --> 00:07:50,874 If you're just handing them out, I want one too. 205 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:53,092 Phyllis, nobody's handing anything out. 206 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,660 See, that's what I'm talking about. 207 00:07:54,712 --> 00:07:56,529 What, are you gonna play mah-jongg faster? 208 00:07:56,597 --> 00:07:58,348 I'm sorry, Andy. 209 00:08:03,604 --> 00:08:05,171 Hey, what's going on, you guys? 210 00:08:05,239 --> 00:08:07,440 Yeah. Three muske-queers. 211 00:08:07,507 --> 00:08:09,859 Mean, but good. 212 00:08:09,944 --> 00:08:13,112 So, Todd, this must be nice for you, getting off the road. 213 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,781 You get to spend some time with your daughter. 214 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,282 I don't know. 215 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:18,751 I love her and all, but she's turned into a bitch. 216 00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:21,621 Most days she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. 217 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,690 Well, some girls go through a phase. 218 00:08:23,757 --> 00:08:26,192 Yeah. Your life is so insane. 219 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,194 You should write a book. 220 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:29,596 Since when did you learn how to read? 221 00:08:29,663 --> 00:08:31,965 I do know how to read, though. 222 00:08:32,032 --> 00:08:34,867 Yeah. You know how to read a menu. 223 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:38,404 This guy. 224 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,376 I... He's right. 225 00:08:43,427 --> 00:08:45,645 I mean, I could lose some weight. 226 00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:47,680 Kevin, in sumo culture, 227 00:08:47,748 --> 00:08:50,316 you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer. 228 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:59,442 What the heck? Why do you have Erin's computer? 229 00:08:59,526 --> 00:09:00,893 It's crazy, right? 230 00:09:00,945 --> 00:09:03,463 Erin just wanted me to have it, so we switched. 231 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,615 What? Erin, is that true? 232 00:09:05,699 --> 00:09:08,101 I just thought he seemed to really need a new computer, 233 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:09,452 and he knows so much about that one. 234 00:09:09,536 --> 00:09:10,920 Erin, it's not up to you. 235 00:09:11,005 --> 00:09:13,572 This computer was for reception, okay? 236 00:09:13,624 --> 00:09:15,074 It's not yours to give away. 237 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:18,678 Pam. 238 00:09:18,745 --> 00:09:21,931 When I'm freaking out, I just sort of step back, 239 00:09:22,016 --> 00:09:23,683 take three deep breaths. I'm not freaking out. 240 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,485 Okay? And then I ask myself, 241 00:09:25,552 --> 00:09:28,938 "is this worth freaking out about?" 242 00:09:29,023 --> 00:09:31,758 Andy, why should she have your crappy computer? 243 00:09:31,825 --> 00:09:32,942 Oh, that's interesting. 244 00:09:33,027 --> 00:09:35,361 So you also think my computer's crappy. 245 00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:37,096 Switch the computers back, Andy. 246 00:09:39,366 --> 00:09:41,167 - Seriously? - Seriously. 247 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:42,601 Pam, come on. 248 00:09:42,653 --> 00:09:43,870 Now, please. 249 00:09:43,937 --> 00:09:45,989 Fine! 250 00:09:46,073 --> 00:09:50,109 Please make sure nobody is humping me. 251 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,778 Oh, if you're going back to the annex, 252 00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:53,546 could you take these to Dwight? 253 00:09:53,614 --> 00:09:54,981 I think the ants are waking up. 254 00:09:55,049 --> 00:09:56,799 They need to start farming soon. 255 00:09:56,884 --> 00:09:58,217 Thanks. 256 00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:00,453 Best day ever. Best day ever. 257 00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:03,322 So much is happening. 258 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,925 Oh. Question... should I get stripes shaved 259 00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:07,626 into the side of my head? No. 260 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,128 No. Please. 261 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:10,663 Did Todd tell you to do that? 262 00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:12,148 - Yes. - Yeah. 263 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,816 You love him, right? 264 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:15,485 You love him. I can tell. 265 00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,370 - I love you. - No, no, not me. 266 00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:18,571 Him. What...? 267 00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:19,839 He's certainly opinionated. 268 00:10:19,907 --> 00:10:21,240 If you're not gonna take the ants over, 269 00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:22,675 I should probably just do it myself. 270 00:10:22,743 --> 00:10:24,827 - Oh, I'm going. - Whoa, no. 271 00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:26,979 Are you jealous of him... 272 00:10:27,031 --> 00:10:28,548 Because you think he's funnier than you? 273 00:10:28,615 --> 00:10:29,716 Honey. 274 00:10:29,783 --> 00:10:31,150 I don't think he's funnier than me. 275 00:10:31,218 --> 00:10:32,502 Oh, he's funnier than me. 276 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:35,054 He's not funny at all. 277 00:10:35,122 --> 00:10:37,623 So I'm less funny than not funny at all? 278 00:10:37,674 --> 00:10:39,509 Uh-oh, I think the ants are starting to eat each other. 279 00:10:39,593 --> 00:10:42,512 No, what I'm saying is he's not funny, 280 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:46,015 but you're funnier than he is. Um... 281 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,851 Okay, bill cosby, Steve Martin, 282 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:50,169 Charlie bit my finger, 283 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:51,404 Michael Scott, 284 00:10:51,472 --> 00:10:53,839 then all the way down here, 285 00:10:53,891 --> 00:10:55,174 Todd packer. 286 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:56,943 That's insane. 287 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:59,779 Honey, he's a jerk. 288 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:02,865 Oh, for Pete's sake, it just needs to be done. 289 00:11:07,913 --> 00:11:09,266 So you two are married now, right? 290 00:11:09,909 --> 00:11:11,643 - Yeah. - That's sweet. 291 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,744 How's the sex? 292 00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:14,779 - Yeah. - Hey, packer... 293 00:11:14,847 --> 00:11:18,082 I made you some hot chocolate. Why? 294 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,401 'Cause I want to let bygones be bygones, 295 00:11:20,486 --> 00:11:21,819 show you I'm cool. 296 00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:23,938 You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much. 297 00:11:24,023 --> 00:11:26,257 I got this awesome hot-chocolate recipe from my wife. 298 00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:27,659 That's a lot of reasons. 299 00:11:27,726 --> 00:11:28,660 Drink it. 300 00:11:28,727 --> 00:11:30,078 I think I'll pass. 301 00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:33,031 The only hot chocolate I'm into is Vivica A. Fox. 302 00:11:33,098 --> 00:11:34,532 Can I talk to you for a second? 303 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,917 - Here. - Okay. Okay. 304 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:37,802 So this hot-chocolate thing with packer... 305 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,037 None of your business. 306 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:41,339 Well, you know you can't actually poison him. 307 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:42,707 Right? It isn't poison. 308 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:45,043 It's a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. 309 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,378 This is just a lot more of a laxative. 310 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,130 Let me handle it. 311 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:51,182 I really think we should join forces on this one. 312 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,684 - Really? - What do we think? 313 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:54,185 What would drive him crazy? 314 00:11:54,253 --> 00:11:56,471 - I know. - Here we go. 315 00:11:56,555 --> 00:11:59,457 Pepto-bismol in his hot chocolate. 316 00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:01,859 You have got to stop with the hot-chocolate stuff. 317 00:12:01,927 --> 00:12:03,194 Okay. 318 00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:05,263 I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers 319 00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:06,831 so that they only come out two inches. 320 00:12:06,899 --> 00:12:08,666 Then, that way, you can see everything in them, 321 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,034 but you can't get at it. 322 00:12:10,102 --> 00:12:11,669 Does Edgar Allen poe know about that one? 323 00:12:11,737 --> 00:12:14,005 So sinister. 324 00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:15,740 That wouldn't annoy a person at all. 325 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,542 Where do you come up with this stuff? 326 00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:20,111 All right, well, this isn't my best, but call froggy 101, 327 00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,347 say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, 328 00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:23,831 and we're giving away free tickets. 329 00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:25,750 We give 'em a number to call for the tickets, 330 00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:27,652 and it's his number. Who is justice beaver? 331 00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:32,056 He... it's a crime-fighting beaver. 332 00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:34,292 Why don't you write up your best 40 ideas 333 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,810 and email 'em to me... can you do that? 334 00:12:35,894 --> 00:12:37,845 Absolutely. I'll email you 100. 335 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,298 Yeah. Write up your list of 100, 336 00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:41,933 edit it down to your top 40, 337 00:12:41,984 --> 00:12:43,234 and I'll read it over. 338 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:44,769 Pam, can I talk to you in private? 339 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:47,488 I don't know if there's really a private place in this office. 340 00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:49,157 Well, I put a sign-up sheet in the conference room, 341 00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:50,858 and I signed us up for three mods. 342 00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:54,412 A mod is five minutes, and it started two minutes ago, so... 343 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,479 You did that? 344 00:12:55,531 --> 00:12:56,781 Can we talk about this in the meeting? 345 00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:58,149 'Cause we're already late. Okay. 346 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,483 Wow, when did people sign up for that? 347 00:12:59,535 --> 00:13:01,202 - Mind if I close the door? - No. 348 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:04,655 What you did out there earlier was totally uncool. 349 00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:06,157 Well, what I was supposed to do, huh... 350 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,392 let you walk all over me? 351 00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,360 You humiliated me in front of everybody. 352 00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:12,997 Okay, well, I didn't think about it like that. 353 00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:15,099 It's just... I can't do anything about it. 354 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,368 I can't replace your computer unless that one breaks. 355 00:13:17,436 --> 00:13:19,837 Well, I mean, it's pretty broken already. 356 00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:22,573 Well, if it breaks all the way, 357 00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:26,244 I can get you a new one. 358 00:13:26,311 --> 00:13:28,679 Pretty sneaky, sis. 359 00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:35,720 Hey, cats, we got a jam session in mods 6, 9, and 12. 360 00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:41,125 There are 400 of these. 361 00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:42,794 Yeah, I couldn't cut it down. 362 00:13:42,861 --> 00:13:44,128 They're all good. 363 00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:47,298 So good. "Number three... eat a frog." 364 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,366 That sounds promising. 365 00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:50,134 "Number four... eat a dog." 366 00:13:50,202 --> 00:13:53,304 I don't know, um, from a practical standpoint... 367 00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:55,372 135. Did you like 135? 368 00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:59,744 "Eat a brog." Maybe it's 'cause I didn't understand it. 369 00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:01,396 I just had a couple of notes. 370 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,148 Let me grab a pen and... 371 00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:05,266 Damn it. 372 00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:08,986 Ah, just when we were... 373 00:14:09,054 --> 00:14:12,590 just when we were getting going. 374 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:26,571 Allow all cookies? Why, "soitenly." 375 00:14:26,638 --> 00:14:29,140 Pop-ups? Yes, please. 376 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,926 Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website? 377 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,577 Yeah, why not? 378 00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:38,099 Oh, I hope you don't get sick, Mr. computer. 379 00:14:38,183 --> 00:14:40,518 Why are you doing this to me, Andy? 380 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:43,754 Because I hate your broke ass. 381 00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:46,474 And a 76ers fan to boot. I like that. 382 00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:48,326 And you made Hank smile. 383 00:14:48,393 --> 00:14:50,628 That doesn't happen often. You're very charming. 384 00:14:50,696 --> 00:14:53,597 You know what? That is something that you should take upstairs 385 00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:57,201 and use on the people that really matter. 386 00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:58,970 - Why? - I don't know. 387 00:14:59,037 --> 00:15:01,839 Holly mentioned that there were some complaints 388 00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:04,509 and that you had said some things about Kevin. 389 00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,160 - Holly said that? - Yeah. 390 00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:08,513 She was laughing hysterically the whole time. 391 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,548 I guess you said something weird about your daughter. 392 00:15:10,616 --> 00:15:11,799 She asked me, Michael. 393 00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:13,551 It would have been rude not to answer. 394 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,219 You've been on the road a long time. 395 00:15:15,287 --> 00:15:17,472 And you've been an outdoor cat. 396 00:15:17,556 --> 00:15:19,474 And now you have to be an indoor cat, 397 00:15:19,558 --> 00:15:21,826 so you can't be peeing all over the walls. 398 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:24,628 Michael, can I open the kimono with you? 399 00:15:25,848 --> 00:15:27,632 I've been on the road too long. 400 00:15:27,699 --> 00:15:30,668 But I want to connect with my daughter. 401 00:15:30,736 --> 00:15:33,304 And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers. 402 00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:34,872 No, it isn't. 403 00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:36,991 You're right. I got to... I got to watch my behavior. 404 00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:40,011 Yeah, a little bit. 405 00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:43,681 Don't give up on me. 406 00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:44,949 I won't. 407 00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:48,986 Okay. Everybody? I need you to see this, 408 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:51,360 because maybe there is somebody here 409 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,879 that you underestimated who will surprise you. 410 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:56,298 Todd packer is going to apologize. 411 00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:58,283 Kevin, front and center... come here. 412 00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:01,970 I got a lot of numbers here to put together. 413 00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:04,239 Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face. 414 00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:06,541 We know that you are hurt and embarrassed. 415 00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:08,093 That's silly. 416 00:16:08,178 --> 00:16:10,746 I should be apologizing to packer, 417 00:16:10,814 --> 00:16:12,881 'cause everybody knows that I can dish it 418 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,433 as good as I can take it. 419 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:15,751 Okay, sweetie, 420 00:16:15,819 --> 00:16:18,220 no, you shouldn't be apologizing to packer. 421 00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:19,555 That doesn't make any sense. 422 00:16:19,622 --> 00:16:20,889 You ready for this? 423 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,191 Are you ready for this? - Mm-hmm. 424 00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:23,826 Gentlemen, start your engines. 425 00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:27,696 I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier. 426 00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,948 Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, 427 00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:32,167 but I'll stand here for the big show. 428 00:16:32,235 --> 00:16:34,436 Kevin, do you accept the apology? 429 00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:35,537 Don't do it, Kevin. 430 00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,139 That's that fake kind of apology. 431 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:39,374 - Okay, go back to the annex. - This is textbook. 432 00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:40,626 It's so uncool. 433 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,795 Ryan does this to me all the time, 434 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,913 like it's some offense to have feelings. 435 00:16:44,981 --> 00:16:47,015 Don't do it, Kevin. Sometimes you overreact. 436 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,750 Michael, how is this supposed to work? 437 00:16:48,802 --> 00:16:50,469 Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, 438 00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:52,387 and then he's just gonna make half-ass apologies, 439 00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:53,922 and we're back to square one. 440 00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:56,325 Okay. You want an apology? Here goes. 441 00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:59,094 Kevin, I am so sorry. 442 00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:02,114 You are skinny, and you're a genius. 443 00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,433 That... that was maybe too much. 444 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,436 Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley. 445 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:11,439 Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. 446 00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:14,993 Packer never lived up to his parents' expectations, Andy. 447 00:17:17,113 --> 00:17:19,998 Angela loves pussycats. Packers loves... 448 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,217 - No, don't. - I was going to say "dogs"! 449 00:17:22,285 --> 00:17:23,952 Okay, you know what? This is over. 450 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,621 Apology has been issued, and we're through with it. 451 00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:28,624 Packer's going to be here until the day he dies, 452 00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:31,176 just like the rest of us. 453 00:17:32,846 --> 00:17:35,514 So, listen, we have to really scuff this up. 454 00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:37,465 No, no, no, we can say 455 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,484 that the previous owner was a neat freak 456 00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:41,236 or an elegant old lady, and she just kept it around 457 00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:43,138 in case her grandkids came to visit. 458 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:45,307 But they died, and they never came. 459 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,808 I'm gonna make myself cry. 460 00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:48,977 Andy, this is the deal we made. 461 00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,646 That's probably good. That's enough. 462 00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:52,214 We should break this hinge maybe. 463 00:17:52,282 --> 00:17:53,749 Let's not go crazy. 464 00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:55,250 Well, thanks. Will do. 465 00:17:55,318 --> 00:17:57,252 Absolutely. Now, when you get down there, 466 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,487 Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful, 467 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:01,489 so she may have locked the gate, 468 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,658 but what you're gonna do is, go ahead, hop it, 469 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,494 and just head back to the pool. That sounds weird. 470 00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:09,181 It is weird. Look at you... perceptive. 471 00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:11,400 Now I know why jo has kept her eye on you. 472 00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:13,101 And you make sure 473 00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:15,187 to get down there and check out the Harry Potter world. 474 00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:17,940 Whatever you want to do in your spare time is up to you. 475 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:21,443 Harry Potter world is supposed to be fantastic. 476 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:23,011 Apparently, as soon as corporate found out 477 00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:24,512 I wanted to come in off the road, 478 00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:27,349 jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. 479 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,683 And here's the best part. 480 00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:31,353 I'm a huge alligator nerd. 481 00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:35,223 I can name you every genus, every subspecies. 482 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,225 Also, I'm a huge boob nerd. 483 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,761 Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. 484 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,747 Keep the receipt, and we'll get you back. 485 00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:42,864 What are you doing? 486 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,299 Shh, this is a very important client. 487 00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,901 All right, so just pack your bags. 488 00:18:45,969 --> 00:18:47,402 And, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks. 489 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,870 Bye, now. Bye. 490 00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:50,072 I cannot believe this. 491 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,840 You're sending packer to Florida? 492 00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:53,742 Why? Because he's a jerk. 493 00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,076 - You gave him my desk. - Okay. 494 00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:57,279 So you're tricking him into flying to Florida. 495 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:59,965 This wasn't my first choice. Jim had so many better ideas. 496 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:01,617 You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did. 497 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:04,486 No, no, no, no, no, no. That... that is not in the plan. 498 00:19:04,554 --> 00:19:06,555 That is actually anti what we're doing. 499 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,223 He is my oldest friend. I am going to tell him. 500 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,725 Wait. Why don't we come up with a plan 501 00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:11,927 that we're all happy about? Yeah, that... 502 00:19:11,995 --> 00:19:14,463 Pam, how is this thing even any better 503 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,480 than my old computer? 504 00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:17,366 Come on, Andy. I mean, you said 505 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,668 you wanted a computer... this is the best I could do. 506 00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:21,370 Where'd you even find this thing... 507 00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,071 like, in the corner of the warehouse? 508 00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:25,007 Yes, I found it on a shelf in the corner of the warehouse. 509 00:19:25,074 --> 00:19:27,309 All right, well, thank you 510 00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:29,077 for my garbage computer. 511 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,121 You're looking at the new face of corporate. 512 00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:41,506 Gonna put the "ass" in Tallahassee. 513 00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:42,891 Yes, about that... 514 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,993 Oh, man, we got to go out and celebrate tonight. 515 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,162 Well, I don't know if that's a good idea. 516 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,431 - The old ball and chain? - No. No. 517 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,033 Nothing like that at all. 518 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,517 Listen, I'm gonna tell you something 519 00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:54,486 that none of these people have the stones to tell you. 520 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,104 It's your girlfriend. 521 00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:58,040 She's uptight. 522 00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:00,275 Sorry? 523 00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:01,526 I know this stuff can hurt, 524 00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:03,378 but I wish someone had said something to me 525 00:20:03,446 --> 00:20:04,713 about my ex-wife. 526 00:20:04,781 --> 00:20:06,164 All I'm saying is, in about a month or so, 527 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,282 have you down to Florida, 528 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:10,519 introduce you to all the local talent. 529 00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:15,323 Sounds great. 530 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:16,525 Yeah. It's gonna be so good. 531 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:17,959 That is. It's gonna be awesome. 532 00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:21,630 I think you're really going to enjoy it down there. 533 00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:26,368 I'm sorry about your friend. 534 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,336 No. He's an ass. 535 00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:30,472 You are. 536 00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:34,726 You are. 537 00:20:34,811 --> 00:20:36,845 What are you, wicked smaht? 538 00:20:36,913 --> 00:20:39,514 No, you are. 539 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,696 Saw Andy's new computer you found in the warehouse. 540 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:52,947 Yep. Lucked out. 541 00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:55,416 Yeah, you really did, 'cause I know every inch 542 00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:56,817 of that warehouse. 543 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,887 Yep. Super lucky. 544 00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:00,255 Maybe you could go back down there 545 00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:02,790 and see if you can find me some extra sick days. 546 00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:10,836 Yeah. 547 00:21:12,058 --> 00:21:15,514 You know what? I think I saw one sick day... 548 00:21:17,602 --> 00:21:19,219 I think maybe I saw five. 549 00:21:19,642 --> 00:21:20,562 Three. 550 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:25,580 I'm full on corrupt. 551 00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:27,600 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com