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Why?

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20 minutes a day, Jim.
That's all it takes.

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20 minutes a day,
all feet, no hands

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and I'll have
the pededexterity of a chimp

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and you'll be sitting there
like an idiot.

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Okay, here we go.
Ah, yes.

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- Do you mind?
- I'm sorry, Pam.

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Allow me to write you
an apology letter.

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You don't have to do that.

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- D-e-a...

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oops, space, "a.

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Dear..."

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thank you, hands.

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Nothing else in the universe
can do what you do.

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Oh, don't worry about it.

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Dwight, it's okay.
You were wrong.

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It's so hot.

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Well, "a" for effort, right?

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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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Sync by n17t01
www.Addic7ed.Com

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Welcome.

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Start your morning right
with a burst of blueberry

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or try plain.

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What's the occasion?

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Dwight said this entry
was a waste of space.

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I would like

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<i>Du blueberry,
por favor.</i>

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- $8.
- $8?

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Owning a building is a war

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between the landlord
and the tenant.

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Not a literal war,
unfortunately.

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But I am using
the same tactics.

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I have surrounded the enemy

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and I'm slowly starving them.

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To save on electricity,
I have installed a timer

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and motion censors
on the lights.

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It's part of my
green initiative.

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And by green, I mean money.

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- Mm-hmm. China.
China.

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Michael, how was the dentist?

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It was great.

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China.

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Are you okay?
What's wrong?

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Everything here
was made in China, Pam.

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Yeah, that's where
they make stuff.

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They used to make stuff
in America, Andy,

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but we're falling behind.
Did you know that?

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China is a sleeping dragon
that is just beginning to stir.

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- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

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Right here.
It is right there.

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Anybody read the news anymore?

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China is on the move.

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I found that
in the waiting room

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at the dentist's office.

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This kid had the magazine
I wanted to read.

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That's the only one
I could reach

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and I read it
and then I read it again.

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My whole life I believed

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that America was number one.

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That was the saying.

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Not America's number two.

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England is number two.
China should be like eight.

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Hey, Andy.

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Hey, Darryl.

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You gotta stop
texting me so much.

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But I wanted you to know that

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Michael and I
are wearing the same tie today.

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It's insane.

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You need to change
your standard

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for what's worthy of a text.

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Ask yourself,
"is this something

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Darryl needs to know?"

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The answer's almost
always "no."

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Got it.

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Then I will call you.
No.

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There was a time when
the only people who texted you

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were people you wanted
to text you. Girls.

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And they'd all say
the same thing.

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"I'm comin' over, baby."

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And I would text back.

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"B.T.B."
Bring that Booty.

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Dwight.

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Why is the toilet paper
only half a ply?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Is that not good enough
for your anus?

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Don't get me started
on how coddled

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the modern anus is.

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Okay, um, Stanley,
maybe you can just unspool

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a little more each time
you need to...

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don't tell me how
to do my business.

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Stanley, as a fellow
dunder Mifflin employee

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I feel for you, but like you,

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I am completely powerless
to the whims

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of the new building owner.

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Which is you.

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"Which is you"
is not a sentence.

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I disagree with.

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Are you gonna just
sit there office administrator

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or are you gonna do something?

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Dwight, can we talk
about these cut backs?

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Pam, when I'm sitting
at this desk, I'm a salesman.

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If you wanna talk
to the new building owner,

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you should call Nate
and schedule an appointment.

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I'm not gonna do that.

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Well, then you're not going
to talk to new building owner,

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which is a shame,

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because I hear
he's a very reasonable guy.

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Y'ello?

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Hi, Nate.
It's Pam Halpert.

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Oh, hey, Pam.

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Hey, I would just love
to schedule a meeting

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today with Dwight.

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Let me just put you on hold
st for one eensy second.

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Sure.

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- Dwight Schrute.
-Hmm.

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Tell her I'm busy.

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I don't know.
Make something up.

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Hey, Pam, Dwight's being
questioned by the police

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in a connection
with a string of dognappings

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that have been...

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Dwight.

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Dwight, can you please tell
new building owner

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that he is screwing over
all the people he works with.

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People he's worked with
for ars.

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His friends.

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You know what, Pam?
You're right.

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This isn't just a business,
this is a home.

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And I would much rather
see a smile from Kevin

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than save hundreds on
plumbing and electricity.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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According to the Internet
the tallest man in the world

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is Chinese.

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So much for keeping
our secrets up high.

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What's America gonna do?

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I know what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna put
our best minds on it.

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Everybody, stop working.

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I want you all
to imagine a world

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in which America is not
the number-one super power.

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Where forks are irrelevant.

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And where every man, woman
and child

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is expected to learn
how to play the cello.

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Now, open your eyes.

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You never told us
to close them.

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Welcome to your future.

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What do we do?
How do we stop this?

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How do we stop it?

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With a big idea.

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That's what America
is built on.

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Big ideas, blue jeans,
the grand canyon.

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Who's got one?
Who's got a big idea?

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An idea bigger
than the grand canyon?

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Yes, indeed.
Yes, Kevin.

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An antacid that you
only take once a week.

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- Once-a-week antacid
is the idea to beat.

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Anyone else?

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Nobody?
Okay, then, we are...

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- Michael.
- Yes.

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An acid pill that you take
once every six weeks.

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Why not go just one
for the year?

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I don't know.

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It's too big a pill to swallow.

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All right.

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What if we all get together
and help each other

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and hire a new guy and then
we all kill him

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but first we take out, like, a
$100,000 life insurance policy?

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I bet you guys like that idea,
don't you?

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I think that's what
they're doing to me.

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I can't prove it,
but I wanted to see their faces

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when I said it.

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I learned nothing.

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I don't know what the
*** that was.

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I say we bomb 'em.

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By 2020 they're gonna be
the world's largest economy

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and they're getting a taste
r protein.

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We'll all starve.

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Yeah, Dwight's right,
we should drop the bomb.

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No, he's not...
we're not...

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where would we even
drop it, Phyllis?

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Did you know that in China

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there are 56 cities with
over a million people?

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You know
how many we have here? Nine.

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Actually, that's not true.

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I know the figure you're
referring to

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and it's a projection
of 15 years from now.

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Thank God.
No. No, that is right now.

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Michael, China's agrarian.

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Urbanizing fast?
You betcha.

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But still agrarian.

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Most in terms of land
not population.

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Come on, Michael,
you couldn't...

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no! No, you're wrong
about this.

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Where are you getting
this information?

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<i>I got it from
New York times dot com.</i>

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- Uh-oh.
Getting nervous, Oscar?

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Okay, someone look it up.

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I'm on it, Jim.
I'm on it.

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Guys, it's not worth it.
Really.

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Guys this is not
worth our time.

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"Are you watching this?"
Seriously?

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Well, are you?

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I'm sittin' right here.

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Got it.

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China has 56 cities with a
population of over one million.

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The U.S. has nine.

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Suck it, Oscar.

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Well, on the plus side
all this worrying about China

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has made you
smarter than Oscar, Michael.

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Great, I was wrong.
I'm wrong.

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Is everyone happy?

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So I happen to know more than
the smartest guy in the office.

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So what?
I don't care.

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Okay, now, where were we
before I bested Oscar?

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Wow, so this building can
get uglier.

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I will not work
in a roach billboard.

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Oh, my God.
I can't look at roaches.

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Michael, do something
about this.

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Absolutely.

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Pam, this is exactly why
I hired you

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as office administrator.

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Handle it.
Takin' care of business.

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Dwight, take it down.

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I'm serious.
Take it down or else.

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Or else.
Or else what?

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There's nothing you can do.

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We can move out.

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Uh. Really?

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So does anyone wanna know
where I've been

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for the last two hours?

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Oh, my God, I've been playing
zombie soccer for two hours?

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I went out to look for
a better office space.

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Waste of time.

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Not really,
because I found one.

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Oh, wow.

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These are nice.
Yep.

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Let me see.

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Look at the huge offices, Jim.

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Yeah, I know.

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Check out that conference room.

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- Totally.
- You can't just move out.

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Oh, in three months we can.
Check the lease.

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And if you don't undo
all the changes you've made,

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we're moving.

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Hey, guys,
can I show you some pictures?

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Oh, my gosh, she's so cute.
She looks like both of you.

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- They're not of Cece.
- Oh, cool.

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This is possibly our new
dunder Mifflin office.

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Well, I like being
in the same building as Bob.

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It keeps me honest.

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This building isn't far
and it's much newer.

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There's a dry cleaner,
a nail place and a gym.

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<i>Oh, and it's next door
to an outback</i>

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so it always smells like steak.

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Are you trying to kill me?

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00:09:55,509 --> 00:09:57,209
Is the nail place
Koreans or whites?

257
00:09:57,277 --> 00:09:58,477
Koreans.

258
00:09:58,545 --> 00:10:00,446
Good.
And the dry cleaners?

259
00:10:00,513 --> 00:10:01,580
White?

260
00:10:01,648 --> 00:10:05,383
Good.

261
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,120
Whoa, there's a lot of
brain power in this room.

262
00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:14,089
We got Michael and Oscar, the
two smartest guys in the office.

263
00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:15,791
Also, in that order.

264
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:17,159
Funny.
Jim, that is funny.

265
00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:19,394
Very comedically humorous, Jim.

266
00:10:19,462 --> 00:10:20,895
I have a computer question.

267
00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:22,129
Hey, Oscar?
What is it?

268
00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:23,997
Can you move aside so that
I can ask Michael?

269
00:10:24,065 --> 00:10:25,232
All right.
All right, I get it.

270
00:10:25,299 --> 00:10:26,633
Michael, how do I create
a new tab?

271
00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:28,502
Try control "p".

272
00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:29,636
That's print.

273
00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:32,106
Not if the printer
isn't hooked up.

274
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,674
You're making some very
dangerous assumptions, Oscar.

275
00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:35,809
Oscar, it must be killing you

276
00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:36,910
now that Michael is smarter
than you.

277
00:10:36,977 --> 00:10:39,612
He's... he's not
smarter than me.

278
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,080
He was just right
about one thing.

279
00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,082
Yeah, but it was really
a smart thing

280
00:10:43,149 --> 00:10:45,117
to be right about, actually.

281
00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:49,253
Actually, it was.

282
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:50,953
Around here Oscar is known
as "actually"

283
00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,419
because he will insert himself
into just about

284
00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:55,520
any conversation to add facts
or correct grammar.

285
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,289
Actually, you're speculating.

286
00:10:58,356 --> 00:10:59,490
He really does fit that
old stereotype

287
00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:01,425
of the smug gay Mexican.

288
00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:06,628
"Megan fox. Question mark."
What's that mean?

289
00:11:06,696 --> 00:11:08,496
Meagan fox.
Come on.

290
00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:10,265
You know what?

291
00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:13,200
You're one bad text away
from gettin' blocked.

292
00:11:13,268 --> 00:11:16,202
Yes, but one good text away
from a high five.

293
00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:17,470
You accept these terms?

294
00:11:17,538 --> 00:11:19,505
Oh, it's on.

295
00:11:19,573 --> 00:11:22,174
In your perfect world what
would make this building

296
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,375
awesome?

297
00:11:23,442 --> 00:11:25,677
I'm putting together
kind of a wish list.

298
00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:29,214
I wish for a million wishes.

299
00:11:29,282 --> 00:11:30,715
Yeah, no, I'm not a genie.

300
00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,850
I'm just talking about...
Then see you later, building.

301
00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,351
You can't possibly be serious.

302
00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,119
I said see you later, building.

303
00:11:36,187 --> 00:11:38,021
- Hey, Michael.
- Hey.

304
00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:39,555
I was thinking about some of
the stuff you said earlier

305
00:11:39,623 --> 00:11:41,023
about China.

306
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,158
I'd love to talk more about it.

307
00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:44,360
Yeah.

308
00:11:44,428 --> 00:11:46,496
- Maybe over some coffee later?
- Sure.

309
00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,367
Do you know what you
just agreed to?

310
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:54,368
- Just coffee, Jim.
- No, it's not just coffee.

311
00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:57,037
He's trying
to set you up, Michael.

312
00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:59,106
What's gonna happen
is he's gonna try to bring up

313
00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:01,274
whatever you're talking about
in a very casual way.

314
00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:04,343
But secretly he'll be trying
to trip you up.

315
00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:06,511
And when he does,
boom, it's awful.

316
00:12:06,579 --> 00:12:08,346
Haven't you noticed that
I don't bring up

317
00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:09,547
the tour de France around him?

318
00:12:09,615 --> 00:12:10,682
Yes.

319
00:12:10,749 --> 00:12:13,184
And then, he will smugly
pay the check

320
00:12:13,252 --> 00:12:15,286
and make you feel so small.

321
00:12:15,354 --> 00:12:19,522
All right, well, I just need
to learn everything about China.

322
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,592
To be safe I should learn
everything about everything

323
00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:22,793
but I don't have time.

324
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,861
Okay. Okay, I'll just
learn about China

325
00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:29,467
and science and geography
and math and literary.

326
00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:30,768
No politics?

327
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,703
I'm pretty good on politics.

328
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,705
California is bankrupt.

329
00:12:34,772 --> 00:12:38,277
And California, California.

330
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:46,285
What?

331
00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:48,819
Parlay. My office.
Five minutes.

332
00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:51,387
Parlay?

333
00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:53,454
Pirate code.
He wants to meet.

334
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,988
So everyone here
knows pirate code?

335
00:12:56,056 --> 00:12:59,390
I understand it.
I can't speak it.

336
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,991
Pam, I am not
an unreasonable man.

337
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:04,125
If you guys stay,

338
00:13:04,193 --> 00:13:05,560
I will stop
watering down the soap.

339
00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:07,495
You've been watering down
the soap?

340
00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:09,063
Why do you even need soap?

341
00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,664
Are you that bad
at going to the bathroom?

342
00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,399
We want everything back
the way it was.

343
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:13,634
You don't wanna move.

344
00:13:13,701 --> 00:13:14,968
Moving is one of the most
stressful things

345
00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,169
you can do in life.

346
00:13:16,237 --> 00:13:18,405
You'll probably just
take it out on your kid.

347
00:13:18,473 --> 00:13:22,241
Jim will turn to the drink.
The family will fall apart.

348
00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:26,011
And 25 years from now,
Cece will become world famous

349
00:13:26,079 --> 00:13:27,813
for stripping.

350
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,581
That's a sad story.

351
00:13:30,649 --> 00:13:31,949
I have another one.

352
00:13:32,016 --> 00:13:34,418
We move,
the other tenants follow,

353
00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:36,420
the banks takes the building,
takes your farm,

354
00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:38,321
takes your car
and beats the crap out of you.

355
00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:39,622
Penniless, you die.

356
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,992
And my daughter, Cece,
dances on your grave

357
00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:44,361
fully clothed.

358
00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,938
Where is Tibet?

359
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:57,039
Pass.

360
00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:59,175
- When was China founded?
- Pass.

361
00:13:59,243 --> 00:14:00,443
Two for two.
Keep it up.

362
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,778
Who is mao?

363
00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:05,113
- Life line.
- Damn it, Michael.

364
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:09,018
You are moments away from
the smack down of your life.

365
00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:11,453
If you don't know something,
steer the conversation

366
00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:12,654
back to something you do know.

367
00:14:12,722 --> 00:14:13,889
I could talk about boobs.

368
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:15,557
I bet he knows nothing
about boobs.

369
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:20,127
What do you know about boobs?

370
00:14:20,195 --> 00:14:21,662
Michael, I have to tell you
something.

371
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,565
<i>It's from rocky ii.
Thank you.</i>

372
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,868
This guy doesn't
just wanna win,

373
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:29,202
you know,
he wants to burry you.

374
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,837
He wants to humiliate you.

375
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,737
Wait, wait, wait.
How long is this gonna take?

376
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,037
I'm like a quarter
of the way through.

377
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:36,237
Is it gonna be worth it?

378
00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:37,972
No.

379
00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:39,239
Just in case, Michael,
I made you a cheat sheet.

380
00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:40,574
I don't need to cheat.

381
00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:41,908
Show him how to use it.

382
00:14:41,976 --> 00:14:44,277
10,706.

383
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,712
Here it is right here.
Pull over. Pull over.

384
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,981
Oh, my God.

385
00:14:49,048 --> 00:14:50,850
No way.

386
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,724
Man, look at that.
Yeah.

387
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:55,358
There's no building.

388
00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,161
This can only mean one thing.

389
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:01,597
- Building's underground.
- She was lying.

390
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:06,267
Oh, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam,
Pam, Pam, Pam.

391
00:15:06,335 --> 00:15:07,935
- Yeah.
- Pam?

392
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,671
- What?
- I'm Pam.

393
00:15:09,738 --> 00:15:11,439
- Oh.
- No, you're not.

394
00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:13,841
I'm sorry, we have a colleague
with the same name.

395
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:15,710
Oh, oh, that's funny.

396
00:15:15,778 --> 00:15:16,911
You're not a liar too, are you?

397
00:15:16,978 --> 00:15:19,512
I've been known
to bend the truth.

398
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,381
Damn it, Pam.
Get out.

399
00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:22,515
Right now.
Leave it.

400
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:23,883
I mean it.
Get the hell out of here.

401
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,751
Go!

402
00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:31,421
I can't wait to do to Pam
what I just did to Pam.

403
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:34,731
- Pam?
- Yeah.

404
00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,065
You know, I'm the only one here

405
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,867
that you haven't asked
about the new office.

406
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,302
I know. Because you're
the reason we're moving.

407
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,137
Yeah, but I'm still
an employee here,

408
00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:44,105
and that part of me
is really excited

409
00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:45,573
about the change of scenery.

410
00:15:45,641 --> 00:15:47,041
What's the square footage
in the new place?

411
00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:49,276
Uh, I think it's something
like, um...

412
00:15:49,343 --> 00:15:50,677
What's the exact
square footage?

413
00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:52,545
Um, let me see.

414
00:15:52,613 --> 00:15:53,746
How many offices are there?

415
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,614
- Oh, I'll just look
at the one-sheet myself.

416
00:15:55,682 --> 00:15:58,050
- Uh, actually I don't know
what I did with the one-sheet.

417
00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,785
You know, that's the problem.

418
00:15:59,853 --> 00:16:01,253
You only have one sheet.

419
00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,824
Oh, you're a funny guy, Pam.

420
00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:07,960
What's the first thing
you guys are gonna do

421
00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:09,762
when you move in
to the new office?

422
00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:11,196
I'm gonna walk down the hall

423
00:16:11,264 --> 00:16:14,199
and I'm gonna say, "wow,
I can't believe this is real,

424
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,466
but it is."

425
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,766
I can't wait.

426
00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:21,870
I lied about
some aspects of the building.

427
00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:23,438
It's still on a bike path,
though, right?

428
00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:25,007
There's no building.
It doesn't exist.

429
00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:26,408
What does that mean?

430
00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:27,609
I needed leverage,

431
00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:29,377
so I pulled those pictures
off the Internet.

432
00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:32,113
It's just this...
this office administrator thing,

433
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,315
I don't want to...

434
00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:35,315
What?

435
00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:36,316
Fail.

436
00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:38,985
I don't want to fail.
Again.

437
00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:40,419
You didn't fail.

438
00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:41,954
That's what you said
about art school

439
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,522
and that's what you said
about sales.

440
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:46,391
And you didn't
fail those things either.

441
00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:49,728
Well, I'm not an artist,

442
00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:52,363
and I'm not a salesman.

443
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:54,299
So what would you call it?

444
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:58,302
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

445
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,537
Michael, the reason I asked
you down here for this chat is

446
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,738
I've been thinking
that your fears about China

447
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,138
are a bit exaggerated.

448
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,840
Did you know that China
has a new missile

449
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:10,009
that can sink
a U.S. naval carrier

450
00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:11,343
900 miles off the coast?

451
00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:12,744
We have missiles too.

452
00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,012
Did you also know that China

453
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,314
has secretly been expanding
its nuclear arsenal?

454
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:17,616
But what do I know?

455
00:17:17,684 --> 00:17:19,450
I mean, that's just
according to the Pentagon.

456
00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:21,753
Our Pentagon.

457
00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:27,759
I wasn't here.

458
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:28,926
What?

459
00:17:28,994 --> 00:17:30,393
I wasn't here.

460
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:31,860
It's a pretty common saying.

461
00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:33,863
You may want to log it away
for future use.

462
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:34,864
Well, thanks.

463
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,698
Yeah.

464
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,666
China has been loaning us

465
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,801
billions upon
billions of dollars.

466
00:17:41,869 --> 00:17:44,569
We are going to be owing them
for the rest of our lives,

467
00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:46,237
and they will control us.

468
00:17:46,305 --> 00:17:49,907
Actually, we're in
a mild recession right now,

469
00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,141
I'll give you that,

470
00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:52,508
but people use China
as the boogeyman

471
00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:53,876
for all their problems.

472
00:17:53,944 --> 00:17:55,477
In the 1980s, it was Japan.

473
00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:58,613
How then do you explain
that in the past year

474
00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:01,982
manufacturing in China
has risen by 17%,

475
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,885
and in the U.S.
It has only risen by 8%?

476
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,486
Do you really think
that manufacturing

477
00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:07,721
is a relevant indicator

478
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:11,457
of where the world economy's
heading in 2010?

479
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,958
Do you know
the comparative expansion

480
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,292
of, say,
the information sector?

481
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,893
I'd say
that's far more relevant.

482
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,328
Wouldn't you?

483
00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:20,664
Don't...

484
00:18:24,401 --> 00:18:26,769
I...

485
00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:33,742
Hello. Hello.

486
00:18:33,809 --> 00:18:34,809
You're breaking the law.

487
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:36,043
Impossible.
I love the law.

488
00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:37,211
Read article 19.

489
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:38,779
There are certain standards

490
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:40,480
that you have to maintain
the building at

491
00:18:40,547 --> 00:18:42,114
and that includes comfortable
temperatures

492
00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:43,482
and adequate lighting.

493
00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:46,483
It also means no more cutting
the tampons in two

494
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,752
and no more tampering
with the toilet paper.

495
00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:51,554
I see I've underestimated you

496
00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:53,422
and I didn't think
that was possible.

497
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:56,024
Nate.

498
00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:57,492
Re-ply the paper.

499
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,193
I don't think it goes that way.

500
00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:03,030
- Re-ply it!

501
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,431
Don't worry about the coffee.

502
00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:06,032
It's on me.
Yeah, I figured that.

503
00:19:06,099 --> 00:19:07,366
Michael, I am so happy

504
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:11,270
that we were able
to have this little chat.

505
00:19:11,337 --> 00:19:14,739
Wait.

506
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:16,074
You forgetting something?

507
00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:18,843
- What?
- This chat.

508
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,943
Two men.
One white. One Latino.

509
00:19:21,011 --> 00:19:23,212
A boss and a money cruncher.

510
00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:24,513
I could fire you.

511
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,580
Fire him.

512
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:27,349
No.
Show mercy.

513
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,550
But here we are.

514
00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:29,951
What is your point?

515
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:33,587
My point is...

516
00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:36,089
That as long as people like
you and me

517
00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:39,458
don't stop talking...

518
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,126
Nobody can stop the U.S.A.

519
00:19:41,193 --> 00:19:43,528
- Yeah, go, girl.
- Right. Yes.

520
00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:46,597
- I am talking about freedom.
- Mm-hmm.

521
00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:47,798
About choice.

522
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,933
America...

523
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,368
I don't think you need
to worry,

524
00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:53,970
because if you want
to be China, you will.

525
00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:56,605
If you don't, that's fine.

526
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,709
That, my friend,
is your victory.

527
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:03,411
You know, a lot of people say

528
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,445
that if you dig long enough
and hard enough

529
00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:07,713
you will get to China
and that may be true,

530
00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:10,081
but what they don't tell you
is that if you dig

531
00:20:10,149 --> 00:20:14,352
long enough and hard enough
in a conversation,

532
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:17,456
you get to a friend.

533
00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:20,659
So here is to conversation.

534
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:24,293
Raise you cups on high.

535
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:25,594
Case closed.

536
00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:27,996
Yeah!

537
00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:29,397
That wasn't what
we were discu...

538
00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,766
that wasn't the whole...

539
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:35,170
they say the best vampires
don't bleed their victims dry,

540
00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:37,638
but give them the strength
so that they can bounce back

541
00:20:37,706 --> 00:20:39,106
only to be fed on again.

542
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:41,374
I spared Pam and I might feast

543
00:20:41,442 --> 00:20:43,977
off of her profits
for years to come.

544
00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:48,080
I let Pam win.

545
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,748
I was not motivated
by compassion.

546
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,350
I have no compassion.

547
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:57,787
Make sure you got that.

548
00:20:57,855 --> 00:21:01,890
"Not motivated by compassion."

549
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,232
Come to parking lot.

550
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,232
Crazy pigeon action.

551
00:21:17,649 --> 00:21:18,919
You're gonna scare them away.

552
00:21:25,311 --> 00:21:27,503
- That's a text.
- Yeah, right?

553
00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:29,784
That's a new standard.

554
00:21:30,104 --> 00:21:31,192
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