1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:02,043 What about this one? 2 00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:03,412 It's kind a bad ass, right? 3 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:07,780 Just seems kind of crazy in the way I **** 4 00:00:08,292 --> 00:00:09,172 I don't know... 5 00:00:09,396 --> 00:00:12,803 That's not yours. 6 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,612 ***** 7 00:00:15,836 --> 00:00:18,812 and didn't seem to realize that wasn't his hot coffee, 8 00:00:19,357 --> 00:00:21,188 so the question has to be asked... 9 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:24,347 Is there no limit to what he won't notice? 10 00:00:25,564 --> 00:00:27,988 What's a seven letter word for *** 11 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,971 - *** - No, starts with an H. 12 00:00:32,006 --> 00:00:34,103 Handbag. 13 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,122 Hmm, thank you. 14 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:37,607 Okay. 15 00:00:49,754 --> 00:00:51,638 All right, everybody. Take a seat. 16 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:54,974 As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter 17 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:57,560 Is up 8,000% in sales. 18 00:01:02,066 --> 00:01:04,300 Hold up. That clock is slow. 19 00:01:04,352 --> 00:01:06,036 It is 5:00. 20 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:08,705 I will see you all tomorrow. 21 00:01:08,773 --> 00:01:10,140 Bye, Stanley. Love you. 22 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:14,361 So long, Stanley. 23 00:01:14,445 --> 00:01:16,863 Good night, everybody. 24 00:01:32,865 --> 00:01:37,587 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 25 00:01:42,473 --> 00:01:43,606 So what kind of statement 26 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:45,608 Are you making with that costume, Kevin? 27 00:01:45,676 --> 00:01:47,560 Well, the statement that I'm making, Oscar, 28 00:01:47,645 --> 00:01:50,196 Is I kind of look like Michael Moore. 29 00:01:51,565 --> 00:01:53,450 - Dunder-Mifflin, the is Erin. 30 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:54,534 Happy Halloween. 31 00:01:54,618 --> 00:01:56,152 How can I haunt you today? 32 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,187 A lot of people are really 33 00:01:57,254 --> 00:01:58,521 Getting into Halloween this year. 34 00:01:58,589 --> 00:02:00,039 Six seconds, MacGruber! 35 00:02:00,124 --> 00:02:02,692 Pam's got a lot of fun stuff planned... 36 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:04,461 two seconds, MacGruber! 37 00:02:04,528 --> 00:02:07,530 Including a costume contest and bobbing for apples 38 00:02:07,598 --> 00:02:08,715 And a Ouija board. 39 00:02:08,799 --> 00:02:11,534 Oh, boom! Ohh, explosion! 40 00:02:11,585 --> 00:02:13,586 MacGruber! 41 00:02:13,671 --> 00:02:16,406 People are really into the costume contest this year. 42 00:02:16,474 --> 00:02:18,341 Might have something to do with the prize. 43 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:20,009 Maybe you've heard of it. 44 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:22,562 The 2011 Scranton/Wilkes-barre coupon book, 45 00:02:22,646 --> 00:02:26,049 Worth over $15,000 in savings. 46 00:02:27,518 --> 00:02:28,451 Stop. 47 00:02:28,519 --> 00:02:29,552 Too late. 48 00:02:29,603 --> 00:02:30,720 If I was the real Scranton strangler, 49 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:33,156 You'd be so strangled by now. 50 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:34,607 And if you're out there, strangler, 51 00:02:34,692 --> 00:02:35,742 You will get caught. 52 00:02:35,826 --> 00:02:37,610 By me. 53 00:02:37,695 --> 00:02:39,379 Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us 54 00:02:39,447 --> 00:02:40,897 That he's not the Scranton strangler. 55 00:02:40,948 --> 00:02:42,999 To my chickens, I'm the Scranton strangler. 56 00:02:44,168 --> 00:02:46,736 Oh-ho. That's very funny. 57 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,571 Looks like someone decided to dress up 58 00:02:48,622 --> 00:02:49,672 As ol' Dwight Schrute's mom. 59 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,307 - What? - You're only 1/3 as beautiful 60 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,309 And about half her height. 61 00:02:53,377 --> 00:02:54,778 I am supposed to be olive oil. 62 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:57,213 And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye, 63 00:02:57,281 --> 00:03:00,266 But Jim doesn't want to put his costume on. 64 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:02,135 I am Popeye. 65 00:03:02,219 --> 00:03:04,954 I've never really been a costume guy. 66 00:03:05,022 --> 00:03:06,589 Even when I was a kid, it just felt like something 67 00:03:06,657 --> 00:03:08,942 I was too old for, heh. 68 00:03:09,026 --> 00:03:09,993 And then, this morning, 69 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:13,763 Pam hands me this little number. 70 00:03:13,831 --> 00:03:15,114 No. 71 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:18,368 - In case you can't read my-my-my poker face... 72 00:03:19,837 --> 00:03:23,122 We will be reviewing our sales policies. 73 00:03:23,207 --> 00:03:25,141 I have ten seconds to explain them 74 00:03:25,209 --> 00:03:26,476 Or this whole place blows up. 75 00:03:26,544 --> 00:03:28,878 MacGruber! 76 00:03:28,946 --> 00:03:30,997 Lame. 77 00:03:31,081 --> 00:03:32,448 Why don't witches wear panties? 78 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:33,783 Oh, here we go. 79 00:03:33,851 --> 00:03:35,952 Because they need to grip the broom. 80 00:03:37,321 --> 00:03:40,139 - Oh! Who likes to water-ski on Lake Erie? 81 00:03:40,224 --> 00:03:41,858 No, what... 82 00:03:41,926 --> 00:03:43,142 Where does Dracula like to water ski? 83 00:03:43,227 --> 00:03:44,344 Lake Erie. 84 00:03:44,428 --> 00:03:46,346 When our warehouse workers make deliveries, 85 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:47,814 They're gonna be encouraged to offer clients 86 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:49,199 Extra products. 87 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:51,501 And then they will split those commissions with sales. 88 00:03:51,569 --> 00:03:53,469 Wait, so drivers are gonna be able to sell paper 89 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,305 On the road? That is correct. 90 00:03:55,372 --> 00:03:57,540 - Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet? 91 00:03:57,608 --> 00:03:58,658 Not here, no. 92 00:03:58,742 --> 00:04:00,493 - Gabe-wad. 93 00:04:00,578 --> 00:04:02,529 Okay, guys, fun is fun, but... 94 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:05,949 Blacula. 95 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:07,116 Dracula. 96 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:09,002 Oh, so... 97 00:04:09,086 --> 00:04:10,086 I almost forgot. 98 00:04:10,154 --> 00:04:11,554 You'll find this hilarious. 99 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:14,591 Apparently, corporate is going to have 100 00:04:14,658 --> 00:04:18,428 Drivers sell paper on their routes now. 101 00:04:18,495 --> 00:04:21,347 That's like exactly sort of the idea that you had. 102 00:04:21,432 --> 00:04:25,368 Yes, I do remember saying something like that to you. 103 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:28,021 Yeah. 104 00:04:28,105 --> 00:04:29,522 I'm sorry. 105 00:04:29,607 --> 00:04:30,773 I blew this. 106 00:04:30,841 --> 00:04:32,408 You should have gotten credit for that, man. 107 00:04:32,476 --> 00:04:33,877 I'm just glad we're gonna try it out. 108 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:34,978 Really? We're good? 109 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:35,979 We're cool. 110 00:04:36,046 --> 00:04:37,697 Okay. 111 00:04:37,781 --> 00:04:39,532 Okay. What's that in your shirt? 112 00:04:39,617 --> 00:04:42,869 Oh, that's a ream of paper. 113 00:04:42,953 --> 00:04:44,320 Thought you might hit me. 114 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:48,224 Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy 115 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:49,492 In the world. 116 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,660 And you know what I'd like? 117 00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:53,663 I would like to have all the racists 118 00:04:53,731 --> 00:04:54,864 Brought together 119 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:57,867 And take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. 120 00:04:57,935 --> 00:04:59,602 Just to see what they're missing. 121 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:01,070 It's a great stick, right? 122 00:05:01,138 --> 00:05:02,639 It's really good. Classic. 123 00:05:02,706 --> 00:05:04,757 I feel like you might win the whole thing with that. 124 00:05:04,842 --> 00:05:05,875 Thanks. 125 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:07,510 Everyone realizes this coupon book 126 00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:10,613 Is not actually worth $15,000, right? 127 00:05:10,681 --> 00:05:13,116 You'd have to spend $200,000 on crap you don't even need 128 00:05:13,183 --> 00:05:15,018 To get $15,000 worth of benefits. 129 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:16,736 Heh, I'm not the only one who sees this, right? 130 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:17,820 No. 131 00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:19,188 - No, it... - no. 132 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:20,573 I get that. I get that. 133 00:05:20,658 --> 00:05:22,224 Um, excuse me, everyone. 134 00:05:22,276 --> 00:05:24,661 I want to invite you all to the Halloween party 135 00:05:24,728 --> 00:05:25,762 I'm having at my bar. 136 00:05:25,829 --> 00:05:27,196 You own a bar? 137 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:29,332 Public school at exit 11? 138 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,869 That's a great...Name. 139 00:05:32,937 --> 00:05:34,236 You're hilarious. 140 00:05:34,288 --> 00:05:35,338 A-plus. 141 00:05:35,406 --> 00:05:37,707 So...You're all on the list. 142 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:40,043 - Hey, man, can I get a plus-five? 143 00:05:40,094 --> 00:05:41,127 It's all guys. 144 00:05:41,211 --> 00:05:42,845 Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny? 145 00:05:42,913 --> 00:05:43,930 Our age? 146 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:45,648 Okay. 147 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:48,084 I don't think that she would leave Jim 148 00:05:48,152 --> 00:05:49,302 For Danny. 149 00:05:49,386 --> 00:05:50,920 I don't know. They're both handsome. 150 00:05:50,988 --> 00:05:53,389 Pam is gonna choose whoever has a scent 151 00:05:53,457 --> 00:05:55,141 Most like that of her father. 152 00:05:55,225 --> 00:05:57,060 Does anyone remember what her dad smelled like? 153 00:05:57,127 --> 00:05:58,811 - I think he... - hey, hey, gang, quiet. 154 00:05:58,896 --> 00:06:00,596 Here she comes. 155 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:01,931 Did you hear about that Danny guy? 156 00:06:01,982 --> 00:06:04,317 Heard he used to date Pam. 157 00:06:04,401 --> 00:06:05,468 So, four years ago, 158 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:06,970 When I was in Stanford, Connecticut 159 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:08,938 And dating someone else... - Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,707 Pam went on two dates with Danny. 161 00:06:10,774 --> 00:06:11,774 Which was obviously 162 00:06:11,842 --> 00:06:13,176 The greatest love story ever told, 163 00:06:13,243 --> 00:06:15,628 Given how much people are walking on eggshells around us. 164 00:06:15,696 --> 00:06:17,413 We were basically Romeo and Juliet. 165 00:06:17,481 --> 00:06:18,665 - That's right. - Except where Juliet 166 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:19,916 Doesn't have that great a time, 167 00:06:19,984 --> 00:06:21,884 And Romeo doesn't call back after two dates. 168 00:06:21,952 --> 00:06:22,986 Yikes. 169 00:06:23,053 --> 00:06:25,338 But I've learned to love again. 170 00:06:25,422 --> 00:06:27,490 He's a cartoon sailor. no. 171 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:29,625 And he looks so handsome in his uniform. 172 00:06:29,677 --> 00:06:31,227 Please. No, I'm not gonna... no. 173 00:06:31,295 --> 00:06:32,695 Tuna. 174 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:35,131 Tuna. 175 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:36,849 If you want us to skip this party... 176 00:06:36,934 --> 00:06:37,850 I don't care. 177 00:06:37,935 --> 00:06:39,569 I am never gonna forget 178 00:06:39,636 --> 00:06:40,820 What Danny did to Pam. 179 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:43,006 I forget nothing. 180 00:06:43,073 --> 00:06:44,741 I'm like an elephant in that way. 181 00:06:44,808 --> 00:06:46,325 You know what eleph... buh... this... 182 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,277 This sucks for Jim, right? 183 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:49,846 But it also sucks for us, 184 00:06:49,913 --> 00:06:52,749 Because we don't get invited to a ton of Halloween parties. 185 00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:55,251 Yeah, and, like, everyone's gonna be there. 186 00:06:55,319 --> 00:06:59,505 Stanley, Phyllis, Angela, 187 00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:02,158 Darryl, creed's a maybe. 188 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:03,226 Creed's going? 189 00:07:05,495 --> 00:07:07,797 Madge from the warehouse 190 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,365 Just made her first sale. 191 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:10,550 Madge. 192 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:12,602 We should have been doing this a long time ago. 193 00:07:16,373 --> 00:07:20,443 Erin, would you please do me a solid... 194 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:23,746 And get Darryl Philbin on the speakerphone. 195 00:07:27,868 --> 00:07:28,901 Hello. 196 00:07:28,986 --> 00:07:31,871 Hi, Darryl. Come out here, please. 197 00:07:31,955 --> 00:07:33,072 I'm good. 198 00:07:33,157 --> 00:07:34,791 You need to stop being so shy. 199 00:07:34,858 --> 00:07:36,559 Come out here and embrace who you really are, 200 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:37,627 Superstar. 201 00:07:37,694 --> 00:07:39,045 This is embarrassing, Michael. 202 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:40,463 Yeah, I bet it is. 203 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:42,065 If you're gonna do your job well here... 204 00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:44,133 You gotta get used to being embarrassed. 205 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:45,435 Let me put my shoes on. 206 00:07:48,338 --> 00:07:51,107 Um, hit the speakerphone button. 207 00:07:51,175 --> 00:07:53,142 The speakerphone button? 208 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:54,844 Same button as you hit before. 209 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,730 Or sit on it. 210 00:07:57,815 --> 00:08:00,266 This whole delivery/sales idea, 211 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:01,651 You know whose that was? 212 00:08:01,718 --> 00:08:03,286 That was Darryl Philbin's. 213 00:08:03,353 --> 00:08:07,273 He thought of that way before the corporate fat suits. 214 00:08:07,357 --> 00:08:08,424 So what happened? 215 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:11,260 I got in the way. I said no. 216 00:08:11,328 --> 00:08:13,596 And it just stopped. 217 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:16,582 But then, corporate comes up with this idea. 218 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:17,733 But you know what? 219 00:08:17,785 --> 00:08:20,369 They need to know that it was yours. 220 00:08:20,437 --> 00:08:21,938 And I don't care if I take a bullet, 221 00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:23,272 We're going to call them. 222 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:24,674 We're going to put them on speakerphone right now. 223 00:08:25,876 --> 00:08:29,045 And we are going to straighten this out. 224 00:08:29,096 --> 00:08:30,096 Screw corporate. 225 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,597 They probably stole the idea anyway. 226 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:34,133 Corporate stole nothing. 227 00:08:34,218 --> 00:08:35,852 Okay? Darryl brought this idea to me, 228 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,637 And then I told them, giving Darryl full credit. 229 00:08:37,721 --> 00:08:40,490 So no need to "screw corporate." 230 00:08:40,557 --> 00:08:42,325 Everyone, let's give Darryl a round of applause 231 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:43,493 As planned. 232 00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:50,965 I'm a little peeved at Darryl right now. 233 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,016 He went to Gabe behind your back. 234 00:08:52,084 --> 00:08:53,418 No, he didn't go behind my back, 235 00:08:53,469 --> 00:08:54,636 He went over my head. 236 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,255 He went over your head to go behind your back. 237 00:08:57,323 --> 00:08:59,824 What is taking someone from behind? 238 00:08:59,892 --> 00:09:01,659 No, shh, Michael, listen. This cannot stand. 239 00:09:01,727 --> 00:09:03,261 We can't have workers going straight to corporate. 240 00:09:03,329 --> 00:09:04,762 It makes your job superfluous. 241 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,164 It was a good idea, though. 242 00:09:06,232 --> 00:09:07,432 Yeah, here's another good idea. 243 00:09:07,483 --> 00:09:10,968 Corporate chain of command. 244 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:14,489 We need to strangle Darryl's idea. 245 00:09:14,573 --> 00:09:16,508 - Hey, Danny. - Hey. 246 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:17,992 I'm really sorry, 247 00:09:18,077 --> 00:09:19,861 But we can't come to your party tonight. 248 00:09:19,945 --> 00:09:20,978 Ah, I was looking forward 249 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,146 To throwing some darts with you guys. 250 00:09:22,198 --> 00:09:23,131 - Well... - Okay, well, then, 251 00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:25,149 Maybe we could do it... 252 00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:26,951 Like next Halloween. 253 00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:28,336 - Oh, for sure. - We're just, like, 254 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:29,687 Totally caught in the middle here. 255 00:09:29,755 --> 00:09:31,005 What are you talking about? 256 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:34,008 Well, Jim and Pam basically begged us not to go. 257 00:09:34,093 --> 00:09:36,027 Jim and Pam really don't want you to go? 258 00:09:36,095 --> 00:09:37,378 They're really upset 259 00:09:37,463 --> 00:09:39,497 About the whole Danny situation. 260 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:40,998 I'll talk to them. 261 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,667 Yeah, but just don't tell them 262 00:09:42,718 --> 00:09:44,335 That we said anything to you. 263 00:09:44,386 --> 00:09:45,670 Okay? Okay. 264 00:09:45,738 --> 00:09:47,572 Or you're dead. 265 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,673 Okay. 266 00:09:48,724 --> 00:09:51,809 Okay. 267 00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:53,561 Kelly. 268 00:09:53,646 --> 00:09:54,729 Great costume. 269 00:09:54,813 --> 00:09:56,147 - Thanks. - Oh... 270 00:09:56,215 --> 00:09:57,749 Kelly! You cannot change costumes 271 00:09:57,816 --> 00:09:59,150 In the middle of the day! 272 00:09:59,218 --> 00:10:00,869 Pam, she's out. 273 00:10:00,953 --> 00:10:02,019 Um, if I'm out, 274 00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,221 I'm gonna Sue this entire company 275 00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:04,556 For discrimination! 276 00:10:04,623 --> 00:10:07,258 Guys, you're arguing over a 1 in 16 chance. 277 00:10:07,326 --> 00:10:09,827 Over a prize worth... 40 bucks. 278 00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:11,162 Um, 15,000 bucks, Oscar. 279 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,997 Yeah, shut it, Oscar. Pam. 280 00:10:13,065 --> 00:10:14,599 This is an amazing prize. 281 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,734 I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment 282 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:17,902 'cause she's so blech. 283 00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:20,038 But she did a good job. 284 00:10:20,105 --> 00:10:21,673 I really want that coupon book. 285 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:24,041 Garbage magnet. Garbage magnet. 286 00:10:24,093 --> 00:10:26,394 God, magnets are interesting enough. 287 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:29,714 You don't need to tart 'em up with some design. 288 00:10:29,765 --> 00:10:32,734 I can't believe this doesn't make you mad. 289 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,402 What the hell are they talking about? 290 00:10:34,486 --> 00:10:36,187 Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. 291 00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:38,723 Probably about the extremes of the human physique. 292 00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:40,391 Do you think Kevin is going over my head? 293 00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:41,960 I don't... oh, my God. 294 00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:43,361 Okay, all right! All right! 295 00:10:43,429 --> 00:10:45,029 All right, you know what? 296 00:10:45,097 --> 00:10:46,781 That's inappropriate, Kevin. 297 00:10:46,865 --> 00:10:49,400 I am your boss, and if you have something to say, 298 00:10:49,468 --> 00:10:50,602 It goes through me, 299 00:10:50,669 --> 00:10:52,136 And then I take it to Gabe. 300 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:53,738 Chain of command. Do you understand? 301 00:10:53,789 --> 00:10:55,573 - I am so sorry. - Oh, you're sorry? 302 00:10:55,641 --> 00:10:57,475 - I just thought... - what did you just thought? 303 00:10:57,543 --> 00:11:01,045 Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool 304 00:11:01,113 --> 00:11:04,966 Lady gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk, 305 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,385 And so then I told... All right. 306 00:11:07,453 --> 00:11:10,021 I told him that there was this one cool move 307 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:12,390 Where she powers down like a robot. 308 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,825 Okay. 309 00:11:13,892 --> 00:11:16,811 Okay? But I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you first. 310 00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:19,147 Well, don't let it happen again. 311 00:11:19,231 --> 00:11:21,032 You think that I would let this happen again? 312 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,801 No way, Jose! 313 00:11:23,869 --> 00:11:25,269 I'm... 314 00:11:27,072 --> 00:11:27,989 you, Gabe. 315 00:11:28,073 --> 00:11:29,607 Okay. 316 00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:31,909 Can you imagine? It's just crazy. 317 00:11:31,961 --> 00:11:33,294 That is crazy. 318 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,964 We would never care if Andy or Kevin went to your party. 319 00:11:36,048 --> 00:11:38,016 Look, I'm just glad we can laugh about it, 320 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,385 Because I was a little nervous about coming to work here 321 00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:41,970 With, you know, our history. 322 00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:43,154 Oh, my gosh. 323 00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:45,056 Everyone keeps blowing that out of proportion. 324 00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:46,674 It's not even a history. Exactly. 325 00:11:46,759 --> 00:11:50,395 It's not like you guys had some long relationship, right? 326 00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:52,480 Big, painful breakup I don't know about? 327 00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:54,015 - Two or three dates. - It was two. 328 00:11:54,099 --> 00:11:55,700 Was it two? I thought it was three. 329 00:11:55,768 --> 00:11:57,001 No, we, um... 330 00:11:57,069 --> 00:11:58,469 We had plans for a third, 331 00:11:58,537 --> 00:11:59,470 But then, I don't know, 332 00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:00,688 You never called me back, so... 333 00:12:00,773 --> 00:12:02,824 Ooh. You can't handle the truth. 334 00:12:03,909 --> 00:12:05,360 Well, that does not sound like me. 335 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:06,944 Yeah. It was, though. 336 00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:10,748 That's what happened. 337 00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,083 Well, great. 338 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,052 I just wanted to make sure things weren't weird. 339 00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:20,508 Okay, this whole "going over my head gate" 340 00:12:20,592 --> 00:12:22,093 Is making people act weird. 341 00:12:22,161 --> 00:12:23,494 Chain of command is crumbling. 342 00:12:23,562 --> 00:12:24,662 Do you know what just happened? 343 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:25,663 I just made Kevin cry. 344 00:12:25,714 --> 00:12:27,699 And Gabe looks like lady gaga. 345 00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:29,200 That's not Halloween. 346 00:12:29,268 --> 00:12:32,637 Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters 347 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:33,855 And not be mad at each other. 348 00:12:33,939 --> 00:12:35,940 I'm not mad. Are you mad? 349 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:38,443 You went over my head, and then you lied to my face, 350 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,895 So my head and my face have taken a beating. 351 00:12:40,979 --> 00:12:43,748 Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you. 352 00:12:43,816 --> 00:12:44,982 Okay, that might help, 353 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,951 If you said "I'm sorry" in front of everybody... 354 00:12:47,019 --> 00:12:48,069 - Mike. - In front of me. 355 00:12:48,153 --> 00:12:49,721 You made a bad call. 356 00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:51,622 And I fixed it. 357 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:52,790 So I'm not apologizing. 358 00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:55,293 So that's it? 359 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,095 - That's it. - Is it? 360 00:12:57,162 --> 00:13:01,966 Yes. 361 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:05,636 Suck it. 362 00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,572 Bill Compton from true blood. 363 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,107 How many freakin' vampires 364 00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:10,892 Am I supposed to care about these days? 365 00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:13,043 I guess you could say I'm still in costume. 366 00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:16,547 I'm a rational consumer. 367 00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:18,599 Oh, yeah. 368 00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:22,103 Stupid coupon booklet. 369 00:13:22,187 --> 00:13:24,989 You see my costume? I'm a rational consumer. 370 00:13:25,057 --> 00:13:26,157 Yeah, I heard you say it to Phyllis. 371 00:13:26,225 --> 00:13:27,358 That's a good line. 372 00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:30,027 Okay, everybody, after you walk the runway, 373 00:13:30,079 --> 00:13:32,613 Everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book, 374 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:34,232 And you can't vote for yourself. 375 00:13:34,299 --> 00:13:36,567 Pam, can you vote for other people? 376 00:13:36,618 --> 00:13:37,568 Got to get in on this. 377 00:13:37,619 --> 00:13:39,620 Hey, it's cool, man. 378 00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:41,089 I work in the warehouse. 379 00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:42,707 I'm cool! 380 00:13:42,775 --> 00:13:44,742 I'm hip and I'm jive, 381 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:47,128 But I don't care about nobody! 382 00:13:47,212 --> 00:13:48,913 Do you know who I am? 383 00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:51,415 Happy Halloween, jerk! 384 00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,406 Still don't know who I am? I'll give you a hint. 385 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,007 I go over other people's heads. 386 00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:00,876 Michael, this is a bad idea. 387 00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:01,860 What's a bad idea? 388 00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:03,045 Dressing up as somebody... 389 00:14:03,112 --> 00:14:04,980 I mean, when has that ever worked for you? 390 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,064 Never! 391 00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:08,417 Okay, you know what? Fine. 392 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:10,018 I'm not Darryl. 393 00:14:10,086 --> 00:14:11,553 And thank God I'm not Darryl. 394 00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:13,705 Could you for once just let us enjoy a party 395 00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:17,376 Instead of making it about all your issues? 396 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:20,212 ♪ get a jolt from my electrode ♪ 397 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:23,765 ♪ they did the monster mash ♪ 398 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,766 ♪ the monster mash ♪ 399 00:14:26,019 --> 00:14:27,035 He's a warrior. 400 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,053 ♪ they did the mash ♪ 401 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:31,406 Yes. Yeah. 402 00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:33,375 ♪ they did the monster mash ♪ 403 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:36,879 I present to you the "rational consumer." 404 00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:39,181 As it were. 405 00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:46,421 ♪ Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds ♪ 406 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,390 Slow. Nice and slow, honey, yeah. 407 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,374 Angela as a nurse. 408 00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:50,659 Don't... slow it down. 409 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:51,660 There it is. 410 00:14:51,711 --> 00:14:52,661 I don't like your tone. 411 00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:54,079 Look, they were sold out 412 00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:57,366 Of all the other costumes, okay? 413 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,468 Think we all live in the real world here. 414 00:14:59,535 --> 00:15:01,553 Let's not pretend to be unaware 415 00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:03,305 Of what sells in this office. 416 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:04,539 What should we ask? 417 00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:06,108 Hey, can I play? 418 00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:09,595 Why don't you ask if Darryl is a bad friend 419 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,213 Who backstabs people in the back? 420 00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,599 We have one question to ask the spirit world, 421 00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:14,616 And you want us to ask that? 422 00:15:14,684 --> 00:15:16,285 He says no. 423 00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:18,153 Ah, Darryl moved it. You moved it. 424 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,588 No. 425 00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:22,057 Hey, Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right? 426 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,609 Let's just say I saw 427 00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:26,461 Exactly what the two of you wanted me to see. 428 00:15:26,529 --> 00:15:27,496 I know how to sit on a fence. 429 00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:30,499 Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. 430 00:15:30,566 --> 00:15:32,234 The trick is to do it face down 431 00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,169 With the post in your mouth. 432 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,371 If you had one word you would use to describe Darryl, 433 00:15:36,439 --> 00:15:39,124 What would that word be? 434 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:42,094 "a"... 435 00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:43,879 "s"... 436 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:48,300 "s". 437 00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:50,085 "h". No. 438 00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:52,955 "e"... 439 00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:54,156 "t". 440 00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:55,457 An asset. 441 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:57,626 Aah! Aah! 442 00:15:59,195 --> 00:16:01,163 That's enough. 443 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,134 I don't think it's gonna work out the way you think. 444 00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:08,870 I don't think you get it. 445 00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:12,124 - Hey. - Hey. 446 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,408 This is some party, huh? 447 00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:15,243 When you work hard, you play hard around here. 448 00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:16,979 Even if you don't work hard. 449 00:16:19,716 --> 00:16:22,217 Oh, here's something. Mm? 450 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,153 Uh, why didn't you ever call Pam back? 451 00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:26,505 Are you serious? 452 00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:28,256 Yeah. 453 00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:29,725 I mean, I'm not saying that everybody 454 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,959 Has to fall in love or anything. 455 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,127 I'm just saying, but to, you know, 456 00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,528 To not even call her back is... 457 00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:34,529 Know what it was? 458 00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:35,897 I think she gave me her number, 459 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,133 But then, like, her fours looked like eights, and then... 460 00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:39,267 Could be. 461 00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:41,302 But you also called her the second time, 462 00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:42,637 So you had the number right. 463 00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:46,208 Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife? 464 00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:48,410 - Nope. - Okay. 465 00:16:48,478 --> 00:16:51,546 You want to know? 466 00:16:51,614 --> 00:16:52,781 I didn't call her back 467 00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:55,050 Because she spent the whole date talking about you. 468 00:16:55,118 --> 00:16:58,320 She was obviously in love with you. 469 00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:00,522 ♪ grooving from side to side ♪ 470 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,491 57, 58. 471 00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:03,875 Wait, she hasn't moved in a while. 472 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,127 Erin. Er... 473 00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:06,678 Two. I got two. 474 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:08,346 I ate two whole apples. 475 00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,703 I'd remember talking about Jim. 476 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,188 That wasn't it. 477 00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:18,240 Just tell her the real reason. 478 00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:19,725 You honestly want to know 479 00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:21,843 Why I didn't call her back on a date over four years ago? 480 00:17:21,894 --> 00:17:24,029 Hey, she had a nice time. It seems rude. 481 00:17:24,113 --> 00:17:25,380 I did. Yeah. 482 00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:26,531 And it's one of those things 483 00:17:26,616 --> 00:17:28,016 That's just gonna keep gnawing at me. 484 00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:29,701 Like gnaw, gnaw. "why? Why didn't he? 485 00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:30,952 I have no idea why." okay. 486 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,721 Honestly, I didn't call you back 487 00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:36,124 'cause I thought you seemed a little... 488 00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:40,128 Dorky. 489 00:17:40,196 --> 00:17:41,830 - Hey, man... - Thank you. 490 00:17:41,881 --> 00:17:42,831 Thank you. 491 00:17:42,882 --> 00:17:44,366 I got it. 492 00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,368 Now I know. 493 00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:48,503 You thought I was a little dorky. 494 00:17:48,554 --> 00:17:52,140 You know? 495 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,141 Okay. 496 00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:57,229 Well, excuse me. 497 00:17:58,714 --> 00:17:59,648 In the future, you need 498 00:17:59,715 --> 00:18:00,715 To get Michael's approval 499 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,417 On anything before coming to me. 500 00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:03,618 Thank you. 501 00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,387 You're gonna miss out on some good ideas. 502 00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:06,688 Okay, well, obviously, 503 00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:08,023 If it's a really... really good idea, 504 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:09,557 Then my door is open to that. 505 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:12,027 If they're good ideas, I'm not gonna say no. 506 00:18:12,078 --> 00:18:13,779 - You said no to this one. - That's... okay. 507 00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,864 I make one mistake in 15 years 508 00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:17,332 And you drag me over the coals. 509 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,733 After everything I did for you? 510 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,235 - What have you done for me? - Oh... 511 00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:21,903 - What have you done for me? - Well... 512 00:18:21,971 --> 00:18:24,906 Ed truck hired me. Jo promoted me. 513 00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,775 Gabe listened to me. 514 00:18:26,843 --> 00:18:31,096 All you've ever done was say no to me. 515 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,348 I have ambition. 516 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,750 And you kept me at the same level for years. 517 00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:39,688 Oh, dropping bombs, right? 518 00:18:39,755 --> 00:18:41,106 Must really make you think, Michael. 519 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,392 Stop it. Stop. Stop. We're thinking. 520 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,261 We're thinking about it. Yeah. 521 00:18:46,329 --> 00:18:47,462 You don't have to point to the fact 522 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,497 That we're thinking about it. 523 00:18:48,564 --> 00:18:51,766 Stop it. Just let us think. 524 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:55,237 Okay, next time you have a really great idea, 525 00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:57,973 We will put it in a hat 526 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,208 And then we will have Erin pick it out of the hat 527 00:19:00,276 --> 00:19:01,443 And let her decide. 528 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,044 I don't understand the point of the hat. 529 00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:04,379 You're right. We don't need a hat. 530 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,815 I am not budging on the hat issue. 531 00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,834 Okay, we're gonna table the hat question. 532 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,802 The best ideas are gonna come to me. 533 00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:13,171 I make the final decision. Period. 534 00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:16,124 Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo 535 00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:17,459 If we disagree with Gabe. 536 00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:19,361 - Okay. - Fair enough. 537 00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:20,929 Why don't we simplify this? 538 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,865 Darryl brings it to Michael. Michael brings it to me. 539 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,668 No one calls Jo. 540 00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:28,837 Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Jo. 541 00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:31,640 Then we'll give her a call. Cool. 542 00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:33,441 Yeah. I'm sorry I lied to you. 543 00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:37,478 I'm sorry. I was a jerk. 544 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:41,249 Friends fight. Friends fight. 545 00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:42,250 What's up, man? 546 00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:43,652 Sometimes it seems like 547 00:19:43,719 --> 00:19:45,921 It was better down in the warehouse, you know? 548 00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:47,389 When I was a freshman in college, 549 00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:49,090 I worked at the student newspaper, 550 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,492 The Cornell daily sun. This was at Cornell. 551 00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:55,096 I had to write an op-ed column Bernard's regards. 552 00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,998 This was your freshman year? 553 00:19:57,066 --> 00:20:00,535 I started to ask myself "do I have big plans here?" 554 00:20:00,603 --> 00:20:02,571 I didn't want to become editor of that paper. 555 00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:06,057 So I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall. 556 00:20:06,142 --> 00:20:08,543 And that's actually when I heard 557 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:12,013 Eight male voices singing, 558 00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:14,916 Unencumbered by instruments. 559 00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:16,418 I was hooked. 560 00:20:16,485 --> 00:20:21,907 So is becoming CEO of this company 561 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:25,527 Your a cappella group? 562 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:26,962 Come on. We're going to Danny's bar. 563 00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:27,963 Public school. 564 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,731 No, I got some work to do. 565 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:33,401 I do have big plans at this company. 566 00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:39,040 To be honest, I still can't believe 567 00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,308 He didn't call her back. 568 00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:44,613 Who doesn't call a dork like that back? 569 00:20:48,484 --> 00:20:51,319 Spinach in a can. Powerful spinach. 570 00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:53,905 A-gah-gah-gah-gah. - Aw, my hero. 571 00:20:57,937 --> 00:21:00,138 Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes. 572 00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:04,209 And the winner of the costume celebration spectacular 573 00:21:04,276 --> 00:21:07,145 And the Scranton/Wilkes-barre coupon book, Oscar Martinez. 574 00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:12,250 Really? 575 00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:14,711 If I have to vote for someone 576 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,439 I don't want it to be someone who can be me. 577 00:21:17,983 --> 00:21:20,463 Shake things up. I'm an inner guy. 578 00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:25,574 Best Edward James ** costume I've ever seen. 579 00:21:26,766 --> 00:21:27,767 Like freaky good. 580 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:28,100 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com