1 00:00:03,469 --> 00:00:05,130 Hello, hello. 2 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,903 Top of the morning to you. 3 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:13,042 Green M&M's. Nature's Viagra. 4 00:00:13,579 --> 00:00:16,776 Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It's gonna be a good day. 5 00:00:16,849 --> 00:00:18,043 I don't want to bring my friends. 6 00:00:18,117 --> 00:00:19,106 Why can't it just be the two of us? 7 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,777 Because it's St. Patrick's Day. People go out in groups. 8 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:21,877 Well, why don't you invite your friends? 9 00:00:21,954 --> 00:00:23,114 Why are you being so weird about this? 10 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,158 Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day, okay? 11 00:00:26,225 --> 00:00:28,989 Just one perfect day a year. 12 00:00:29,061 --> 00:00:32,622 No hassles, no problems, no kids. 13 00:00:33,132 --> 00:00:34,326 Why no kids? 14 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,833 Yeah, where are your kids? 15 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:38,393 Nope. Uh-uh. Not today. 16 00:00:39,438 --> 00:00:40,837 It is St. Patrick's Day, 17 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:44,502 and here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. 18 00:00:44,977 --> 00:00:49,209 It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. 19 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:13,997 Welcome back, Dad. 20 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:15,097 Oh, thank you. 21 00:01:15,174 --> 00:01:16,334 Hey. - Hey. 22 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,501 Hey! 23 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,976 Welcome back, Tuna. 24 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:20,137 Hey. 25 00:01:20,212 --> 00:01:23,739 Very good. Okay, we'll get back to you on that right away. Thanks. 26 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:26,875 What do we got here? 27 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,477 Mega-desk. Of course. 28 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:29,885 Command central. Mmm-hmm. 29 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:32,151 Surveillance, gaming and business. 30 00:01:33,192 --> 00:01:34,454 Okay. 31 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:42,558 What? Come on. Jim! 32 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:44,559 Tweedledee and Tweedle Dumbass 33 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,537 have been away on maternity leave, 34 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,473 but now Tweedle Dumbass is back and we have a problem. 35 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:53,000 Yes, getting hooked on mega-desk was my own damn fault. 36 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,712 I don't care about assigning blame. 37 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:59,144 All I care about is mega-desk. 38 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:04,520 That is all I care about. Getting more mega-desk. 39 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:08,556 Oh, I love this. So much fun. 40 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,119 There's such team spirit in this room. 41 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,892 Morning, darling. Morning. 42 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,559 Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while, 43 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,569 but I'm leaving it in the very capable hands 44 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,071 of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. 45 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,607 You know, I'm gonna miss this place, 46 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:23,937 and the snow. 47 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:28,208 Do my dogs love peeing in that snow! 48 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,271 Makes me think they're onto something. 49 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:32,917 Oh, good morning, sweetheart. 50 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:35,044 Good morning, honey pile. 51 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,453 I'm sorry, but is that a gift I see in your hands? 52 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:39,991 It is. This is a little something for you 53 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,755 to remember your time here in Scranton by. 54 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:45,356 Is that a lump of coal? 55 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:46,455 Yes, it is. 56 00:02:46,532 --> 00:02:47,624 I haven't been that naughty. 57 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,635 No, no, no. That is a good gift, actually. 58 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:53,501 Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal. 59 00:02:53,572 --> 00:02:55,972 Uh... Thank you very much. 60 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:58,506 We don't get much coal down in Tallahassee. 61 00:02:58,577 --> 00:03:00,135 I mean, just alligators 62 00:03:00,212 --> 00:03:01,941 and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted. 63 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:04,209 Mmm, that sounds great, actually. 64 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:07,150 Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, 65 00:03:07,219 --> 00:03:08,880 you got a place to stay. 66 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,255 When you work for Sabre, only one thing matters, 67 00:03:11,323 --> 00:03:15,987 and I don't care if you're a loser or you practice bestiality, 68 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,355 if Jo likes you, you are in. 69 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,656 And I am in. 70 00:03:23,302 --> 00:03:24,963 Erin Go Bragh. 71 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:27,164 Andy "Go Bragh" to you. 72 00:03:27,239 --> 00:03:28,968 Nice kilt. Thanks. 73 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,542 It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt. 74 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:34,477 Erin and I have our first date tonight and it has to be perfect. 75 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,038 Why? Because according to How I Met Your Mother, 76 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:40,108 that's the date that your kids are gonna wait patiently to hear about, 77 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,347 and you better have a good story for them. 78 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,516 Nope. Great. 79 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:47,616 No. Thank you. 80 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:49,126 No, no, no, no, no. 81 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,958 Come on. Come on. Five more minutes. 82 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,521 Five more minutes of mega-desk? Please? 83 00:03:57,970 --> 00:03:59,301 Is this yours or mine? 84 00:03:59,371 --> 00:04:01,805 They say that no man is an island. 85 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:07,175 False. I am an island, and this island is volcanic. 86 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:08,508 Mega-desk! 87 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:13,951 And it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy. 88 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,652 Good Lord. I can't believe I'm missing this. 89 00:04:17,723 --> 00:04:19,418 It's kind of like that lip thing she did last night, 90 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,483 like a half-snarl, half-smile. 91 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,255 I get the sense that she's very ironic. 92 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:26,059 Okay. Love you. We'll talk soon. 93 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,858 Must be amazing being a father, right? 94 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:31,163 The miracle of life. 95 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:32,829 It is. Big time. 96 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:37,171 Ah, that baby is just discovering a whole wide world right now. 97 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,109 It's pretty amazing. What up is, what down is, 98 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,579 who Mom is, who Dad is. 99 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,412 Must be tough being here with all that going on. 100 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:47,509 It's tough being here for a lot of reasons. 101 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,178 I mean, you're here at work 102 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,622 and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father. 103 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,060 Is that what happened to you? 104 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:57,095 I'll tell you what happened to me. 105 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,859 I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. 106 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:03,390 I thought my mother was my father and my wet nurse was my mother. 107 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,027 And that's a common mistake. 108 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:07,436 Turned out fine for me. But Mose? 109 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:12,300 Oh, same story, different ending. 110 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,380 Hey, are you sick? 111 00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:22,943 Oh, no, I'm fine. I just have a little indigestion. 112 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,285 In your nose? Yes. 113 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:29,524 I'm a little sick, but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. 114 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:30,789 I'll get better. 115 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,990 Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours, 116 00:05:33,065 --> 00:05:36,865 except once when I was in the hospital from age three to six. 117 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,599 Now, after all the talking I've been doing, it's your turn. 118 00:05:42,274 --> 00:05:45,971 This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what y'all sound like. 119 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,945 That is a great idea, J.B. Thank you. 120 00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:50,709 You know, I get way too many ideas from the top. 121 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,648 Now, I want to hear your ideas. 122 00:05:52,718 --> 00:05:55,619 I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper, 123 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,418 that wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. 124 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:01,220 No, that was created by a lowly typist. 125 00:06:01,927 --> 00:06:06,330 Oh, Jo, I have an idea for suntan lotion soap. 126 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,623 You know, it doesn't have to be an invention. 127 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:09,725 I have a question. 128 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,667 Oscar, homosexual accountant. 129 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,364 In the training manual, it says that 130 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:16,340 there's a minority executive training program in Tallahassee. 131 00:06:16,408 --> 00:06:19,935 I am so proud of Sabre's Print In All Colors initiative. 132 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:24,345 Any Sabre employee of color is welcome to apply, okay? 133 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:25,941 Darryl? 134 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,543 Darryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse. 135 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,054 Okay, hush now. Okay. 136 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:33,489 The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient. 137 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,756 Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper, 138 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,729 but printers and paper ship differently. 139 00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:42,266 It would be faster to deliver them separately 140 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:43,801 instead of waiting on everything to come in. 141 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:45,393 But you wouldn't need more trucks? I mean... 142 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:48,406 Not at all. There's a way it can be scheduled. 143 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,873 I sketched this out downstairs. 144 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:50,966 Well, look at you. 145 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:54,410 Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job. 146 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,243 We are very proud of you. 147 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:57,646 You know what? We are going to tape that up 148 00:06:57,716 --> 00:06:59,183 on the refrigerator in the kitchen. 149 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:01,082 I like this, Darryl. 150 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:03,216 I like this a lot. 151 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:06,053 Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. 152 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,251 Would you like an office up here? 153 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,157 Are you serious? Yeah. 154 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,422 Take Jim's old office. 155 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,862 Oh, I set my stuff up in there. 156 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:16,662 So, just give me a few minutes to clean it out for you. 157 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:18,134 Yeah. I want to hear more from you. 158 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:19,227 Absolutely. 159 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,533 All right. Yeah, thank you. 160 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,565 Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? 161 00:07:24,643 --> 00:07:25,940 I'm leaving tonight. 162 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:27,740 This is your last chance for a while. 163 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:31,647 No! Say it's not so, Jo! We're gonna miss you. 164 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,446 We are gonna miss you so much! 165 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:34,508 Don't go away! 166 00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:36,884 Okay. Florida ain't that far away. 167 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,684 Well, I'm heading down there. 168 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:40,348 Well, anytime, now. So, who... 169 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:43,156 How about July 4th weekend? 170 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,329 Oh, honey, you didn't buy a ticket. 171 00:07:46,398 --> 00:07:47,660 I did. 172 00:07:47,866 --> 00:07:51,734 Oh, honey, I am not home very often, 173 00:07:52,237 --> 00:07:55,104 and me and my relatives, they take up the guest house. 174 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:56,641 I think you should check with my office 175 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,939 before you book any dates, okay? 176 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,105 You know what? In the spirit of full disclosure, 177 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:05,010 I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats 178 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:06,244 on a bunch of different flights, 179 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:08,309 but there are a couple flights that only have two tickets left, 180 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,376 so I think we should pull the trigger... 181 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,649 Enough! 182 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:19,164 All right, everybody. Just try to put a brave face on. 183 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:21,723 Let's follow the chain of events. 184 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,960 Jo likes Michael, 185 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,930 Jo invites Michael to house, 186 00:08:27,339 --> 00:08:29,671 Jo doesn't like Michael anymore. 187 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,436 Mmm. 188 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:42,046 Moving on up To the east side 189 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,124 To a deluxe apartment in the sky 190 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,492 Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. 191 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:51,256 You are stressed and I am taking you to lunch. 192 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:54,094 No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set. 193 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,190 No is not an option. 194 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:56,564 Yes, it is. 195 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,707 All right, well, if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. 196 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:04,868 Knock once for yes, twice for no. 197 00:09:04,943 --> 00:09:08,470 How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work? 198 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,175 Okay. I'll be over there. 199 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:16,877 And I'm actually pleased 200 00:09:16,955 --> 00:09:19,822 to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now. 201 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,086 Jim. Yeah. 202 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,752 Jim, sorry to bother you. What? 203 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,523 My headphones are broken. Right. 204 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,223 Can I listen to my music at a low volume? 205 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:27,322 That's great. Great. 206 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:28,593 Okay. Yeah. 207 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:32,433 The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy... 208 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:34,938 When was the last time you updated your printer? 209 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:37,066 "When you coming home, Dad?" "I don't know when" 210 00:09:37,142 --> 00:09:38,166 No. You need to stop now. 211 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:43,875 We'll be together then, now We're going to have a good time then 212 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,277 Whether it's this time or the next time. 213 00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:50,883 The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon 214 00:09:50,956 --> 00:09:53,288 Little boy blue and the man in the moon 215 00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:55,485 No, we can definitely talk about it... 216 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,995 You know what? Can I call you back? That'd be great. Thank you. 217 00:09:58,063 --> 00:10:02,295 We'll be together then We're going to have a good time 218 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:05,097 No, I know I need to work, I just... 219 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:06,728 I feel weird not being home. 220 00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:10,271 I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. 221 00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:15,075 I'm a little surprised that it's working. 222 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:17,745 This fax came for you. 223 00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:20,216 Oh, no, no, no. Are you feeling ill? 224 00:10:20,352 --> 00:10:23,719 Oh, no, honey, if you've got a bug, I want you to go on home. 225 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,383 I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Junior sick. 226 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,188 These dogs have gotta be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week. 227 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,320 Oh. No, I feel like I could lift a car. 228 00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:33,455 Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. 229 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,624 Now, why don't you go on home, 230 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,065 take care of yourself, get in bed, 231 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,695 and shred that and have them send me a clean fax, all right? 232 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:39,828 Well... 233 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:47,212 She should go home. It's not the end of the world. 234 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,247 We'll go on a date next week. 235 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:52,442 She's still going to like me in a week, right? 236 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,244 Yes? 237 00:10:57,322 --> 00:11:00,553 I was just working at my desk and I wanted to run some new leads by you. 238 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,287 Oh, you're sick. 239 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,658 Dang it. 240 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,253 That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home. 241 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,354 No, no, I'm not. 242 00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:07,659 Getting everybody sick in the office. 243 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:08,757 I have some good ideas that... 244 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,597 I don't need any heroes here, honey. 245 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,296 It's time for you to go on home now. 246 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,736 You sure? Yeah. 247 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:17,104 You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on. 248 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:25,850 Very nice. Not bad, huh? 249 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,512 Real Hoop Dreams story you got there. 250 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:33,017 Oh, man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. 251 00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:35,025 How'd you make that happen? 252 00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:36,788 I impressed her with my good ideas. 253 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,729 Seriously. How did you do it? 254 00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:42,690 I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. 255 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:43,792 You were there. 256 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,064 How do I put this delicately? 257 00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:51,072 Does her family owe your family something in terms of a past injustice? 258 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:56,907 Now, Mike, I have to ask you to leave 259 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,780 so that I can learn about this tiny television. 260 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,953 Mmm, okay. All right. 261 00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:08,519 Hey, there. Hey, there. 262 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,152 So, I think I'm done. 263 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:15,189 Gonna head out, unless you want to chat, like we were doing earlier. 264 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,428 Well, there's chatting time and there's working time, 265 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,026 and I'm still on working time. 266 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:23,234 Mmm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so... 267 00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:27,278 Well, if you feel like you've done a solid day's work. 268 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:28,806 Right. 269 00:12:29,781 --> 00:12:30,839 What? 270 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,113 Well, I mean, if you can put your name on this day 271 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,877 and be proud of the amount of work you've done, 272 00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:39,890 then by all means, you should toodle on home. 273 00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,019 Mmm... 274 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,453 Okay. 275 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,732 Is there something else I can help you with? 276 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:50,267 No, no, no, that's super clear-ish. 277 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,841 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 278 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:06,112 Just because Jo has no life 279 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:09,950 does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. 280 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:14,519 Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life. 281 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,089 This is outrageous. 282 00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:20,186 Hey, Pac-Man. 283 00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:21,755 Hey, what's up, Butt Plug? 284 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,892 How you doing, stud? You're already there? 285 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,062 Dude, I've been here since 3:00. 286 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,765 I've boot and rallied twice. 287 00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:29,170 How's the lady situation? 288 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,435 Fat and ugly. 289 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,375 You might actually have a chance. 290 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,708 Oh, damn, that sounds great. 291 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,977 Unfortunately I am stuck here because my boss is making us work late. 292 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:43,112 Oh, here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, 293 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,022 borrow some balls and come meet me. 294 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,820 Yeah, maybe next year. 295 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,417 Maybe next queer. 296 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:52,696 Hey, ladies, who wants some bangers and mash? 297 00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:58,661 Oh, Andy! Hi. 298 00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,398 I'm in my jammy-jams. 299 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,702 That's okay. I'm in my worky-works. 300 00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:04,940 You look amazing. 301 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,103 Thanks. 302 00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:08,836 Come in. Okay. 303 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:15,252 Hey, me and Creed are in. Are you guys in? 304 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,115 Oh, I'm in. I'm in. 305 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,520 All right. 306 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,663 Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee 307 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,260 by slacking off. 308 00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:34,771 You do it by working hard. 309 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,274 Or marrying rich. 310 00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:39,608 I did both. 311 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,114 Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigans tonight. 312 00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:46,013 It shouldn't go all night long, 313 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,984 so if you'd like me to, I can swing by your house 314 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,250 so the baby can experience a strong male presence. 315 00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,385 No? Nothing? 316 00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,825 Okay, have fun working. 317 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,192 Hi there, Jo. Sorry to interrupt. 318 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,397 This evening I have... 319 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,268 Hello? Hey, Jo, it's Jim Halpert. 320 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:14,073 I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client, 321 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:17,411 and it's so weird, 'cause we never have meetings after 5:00 p.m., 322 00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:21,213 but I was hoping that maybe just this once it would be okay. 323 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,578 Well, sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers. 324 00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:25,645 You know I will. 325 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,887 And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this. 326 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,222 Okay. Okay. 327 00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:31,728 All right. 328 00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:33,956 Sorry, sugar. What did you want? 329 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:38,694 Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting with a client. 330 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,905 I'm gonna just reschedule for next week. 331 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,073 Thank you. 332 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,870 Thanks again, by the way. 333 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,880 Hey, what are you fellows doing up here? 334 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,078 We're here to bust you out. 335 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,142 I wish, but I... 336 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,314 Dude, is your shirt tucked in? 337 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,255 Oh, yeah. 338 00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,658 I must have did that when I used the bathroom. 339 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,261 All right, then. Let me get to it. 340 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:08,492 All right. 341 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,891 See you later. 342 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,308 Your hand's cold. 343 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:21,436 It is? I'm sorry. Yeah. 344 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,571 Have some more blanket. 345 00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:23,636 Oh, thanks. 346 00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:24,704 What's up? 347 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:25,807 You're awake? 348 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:28,011 Andy, this is my brother, Reed. 349 00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:29,314 I didn't know you had a brother. 350 00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:31,412 He's my foster brother. 351 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,482 Well, any brother of Erin's is a friend of mine. 352 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:35,821 Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard. 353 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,486 Cold hands. 354 00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,091 Are we rotating seats or... 355 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,427 Yeah, you're the guest. 356 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,968 Go take the easy chair. Best seat in the house. 357 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:45,332 Plus, you don't have to sit next 358 00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,769 to this big dork and her smelly feet. 359 00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:51,468 Hey. My feet aren't smelly. They smell like roses. Smell them. 360 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,534 Whoa. 361 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,343 So how does the whole foster sibling thing work? 362 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:05,014 Do you guys share one parent or... 363 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,321 None. We were in the same house from ages 10 to 12 364 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,293 and then from 15 to 18. 365 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,764 Right. Formative years. 366 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,057 Nice skirt. 367 00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:17,294 It's a kilt. 368 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,107 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 369 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,982 Yes, I am anxious to get out of work, 370 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,280 but let me be clear, 371 00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,685 it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. 372 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,122 It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day. 373 00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:42,216 Overnight all my damn bags home. 374 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,228 I'm carrying nothing but my sable gloves. 375 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,264 I've had it with Homeland Security. 376 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:50,062 And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my BlackBerry. 377 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,500 How late are we gonna work tonight? 378 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,869 You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here until midnight, 379 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,170 sometimes she doesn't show up for three days. 380 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,334 Why does she do that? 381 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,275 Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is? 382 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,314 Yeah. That'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. 383 00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,542 I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. 384 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,848 But I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead. 385 00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:14,352 Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? 386 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,355 Twenty-six, single, 387 00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:20,495 tied to my desk, no life, no family. 388 00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:24,296 I want to have been married by the time I would have turned 30. 389 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,827 That's just... That's just depressing. 390 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,964 Hello, Jo. 391 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,033 Anything I can do for you, pudding? 392 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:36,410 There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sort of late. 393 00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:39,678 It's 8:30 and it's St. Patrick's Day, 394 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,309 which is a world ethnic holiday, 395 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:44,685 so I have decided I'm going to dismiss my employees. 396 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,148 Hmm. 397 00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:47,990 I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, 398 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:49,856 both the quality and the quantity. 399 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:53,329 Great performance. Very, very solid all the way around. 400 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,990 All right, then. 401 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,798 Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 402 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,067 And also, 403 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:09,239 I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee, 404 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:13,045 although I do look forward to our professional relationship. 405 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,243 Michael? Yes? 406 00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:20,216 I look forward to that, too. 407 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:30,758 Oh. 408 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,733 It's coming down out there. Yes. 409 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,966 Thank you for coming all the way here. 410 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,238 No, no. My pleasure. I'm sorry I was so sick. 411 00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,454 Great. Now I'm gonna get sick. 412 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:07,728 Excuse me! Excuse me! Hey, guys, how are you? 413 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,600 Drinks are on me. 414 00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:14,972 No, no, no, put your credit cards away! It's on us. 415 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:17,514 All right! 416 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,049 Did I mess up my career today 417 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,641 or my future prospects at Sabre? 418 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,620 I don't know. There is a chance, yes. 419 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,749 I'll tell you, I love my job, 420 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:29,885 but Jo wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? 421 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,718 Nah. 422 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:35,496 I spent all day trying to make her like me, 423 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,125 but I forgot to ask myself something. 424 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,692 Do I even like her? 425 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:43,070 As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, "Don't worry, be happy." 426 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:44,664 Whoops. 427 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,440 Okay. Okay. All right. 428 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,912 Best night ever. 429 00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:54,778 What the hell is going on back there? 430 00:20:56,387 --> 00:21:00,983 Yeah. We should be able to have that over to you by Monday. 431 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,920 Yeah, no problem. 432 00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:06,357 Thank you. 433 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,921 What the hell is this? 434 00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:09,628 Oh! This is not mega-desk. 435 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,363 No, it's not. They call it "quad-desk." 436 00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:14,935 That's ridiculous. This is made up of three desks. 437 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,540 Oh, my God. 438 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,536 We're gonna have to rename it then, aren't we? 439 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,046 Hello. Dwight Schrute.