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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Who are you faxing
so early in the morning?
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Kinda hard to explain.
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I don't have a ton of contact
with the Scranton branch,
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but before I left, I took a box
of Dwight's stationery.
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So from time to time,
I send Dwight faxes.
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From himself.
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From the future.
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"Dwight, "At 8:00 A.M. today,
someone poisons the coffee.
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"Do not drink the coffee.
"More instructions will follow.
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"Cordially, Future Dwight"
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Nooo!
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You'll thank me later.
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There she is.
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- Jan Levinson. First thing in the morning.
- Michael.
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I love to start my day
with a hearty bowl of Jan.
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- Michael.
-"Just call me Levinson"
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- "In the morning Baby"
- Michael.
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Yes.
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I'm here to tell you that we are
closing the Scranton branch.
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I don't understand.
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The board voted last
night to close your branch.
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- On whom's authority?
- The board's.
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- W-what?
- I'm very sorry. I-I...
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I don't relish telling you this.
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You've been a big part of this company.
And the board asked me to thank you
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- for your years of service.
- You're welcome.
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A small number of people will be
transferred to the Stamford branch,
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and the rest will be
getting severance packages.
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Am I a small number person
or a severance package person?
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Well, we haven't made final
decisions about personnel yet.
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- But you're a severance package person.
- Oh, no.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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What are they talking about?
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I don't know.
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- Is it serious?
- I don't know, Kevin.
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If you find out anything...
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- Call me.
- You got it, buddy.
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Feel alright, Michael? You want me
to get you some water or a tissue?
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You know what? I don't get it.
I don't...
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- I don't get it.
Because our numbers ain't that bad,
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things are looking up...
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Yeah, but it's not all
about numbers, Michael.
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- Well
- It's, it's about talent.
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Oh, you gotta-- Josh?
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Our CFO believes that Josh is going
to play an important role-Josh.
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- in our company's future.
- Really? What role is that?
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- Yes, really.
- King of the stupid universe?
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- I-I think we're finished.
- Don't do this, Jan !
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- And I need to go...
- We are not...
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I would appreciate it if you would
please use discretion
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until we get our ducks in a row.
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I know you're mad.
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But don't do this to me.
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I know-I know I hurt you.
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But please do not do this to me.
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Don't hurt me like I hurt you.
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It is an outrage.
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That's all.
It's...
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They're making a huge, huge mistake.
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Let's see Josh replace these people.
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Let's see Josh find another Stanley.
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You think Stanleys grow on trees?
Well, they don't.
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There is no Stanley tree.
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Do you think the world is
crawling with Phyllises?
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Show me that farm.
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With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up
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all over the place,
ripe for the plucking.
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Show me that farm.
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Pictures.
Memories.
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Look at that.
They grow up so fast.
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- Hey, stranger.
- Don't say that.
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That just sounds weird. Please.
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Sorry, I just feel like we
haven't talked in a while.
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Well, we have nothing
to talk about, Dwight.
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Just do your work.
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While you still can.
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When you become close with someone,
you develop a kind of sixth sense.
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You can read their
moods like a book.
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Right now, the title
of Michael's book is
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Something Weird Is Going On.
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Colon: What Did Jan Say?
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The Michael Scott Story.
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By Michael Scott.
With Dwight Schrute.
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Hey, did you hear about
your friends in Pennsylvania?
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Rumor has it that
the Scranton branch is -
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Really?
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Wow, that's too bad.
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Sorry. Scranton branch is closing?
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In your face.
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Well, I work here now.
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Sucka!
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- Are you okay?
-Yeah. Great, amazing.
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Best physical condition of my life.
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- What did Jan want?
- Nothing. Just checking in.
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I can't tell you, so.
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- What can't you tell me?
- Nothing. Pam.
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What difference does it make?
We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway.
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- What?
-What?
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- You just said that we're gonna be gone
- Do I have any messages?
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- Michael, what's going on?
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What did Jan say to you ?
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Was she mean to you ?
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Listen up, everybody.
I have some news.
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All I can do right now is put
on a brave face,
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and go out there and be their leader.
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It's over.
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We are screwed.
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Dunder-Mifflin Scranton
is being shut down.
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Michael, we shouldn't
be talking about this
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until all the decisions have been made.
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You knew about this
all along, didn't you?
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Jan told me just a few
minutes before she told you.
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Traitor.
You are a traitor.
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What about us, Michael?
Do we still have jobs?
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I don't know.
Probably not.
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This is the worst.
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This has been great.
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So let's get back to work and
do the best job that we can.
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Toby, I'd like to see you
in my office please.
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All right.
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Oh my God ! You walk so slowly.
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It makes perfect sense
that it would happen today
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because I just received
this in the mail.
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1,000 business cards with this
address and phone number.
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I don't want to blame
anyone in particular.
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I think everyone's to blame.
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If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off,
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I will kill myself.
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Like Romeo and Juliet.
The Claire Danes one.
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Stamford Connecticut
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Stamford Connecticut
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What happened ?
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I think the word got out
about Scranton.
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Hey, do you know any more
details on that?
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Like, is... Am I transferring here?
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You know, nothing's definite.
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In fact, you know what ?
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Excuse me, everyone ?
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I know there are some
rumors going around, but
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nothing is definite. All right?
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You guys have done a great job
getting our numbers up around here.
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But until this thing is official,
let's just keep working, huh?
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You know, be professional.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our fearless leader, Josh Porter!
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Josh, take a bow. Take a bow!
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I think it would be kind of weird
if everyone from Scranton came here.
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It'd be like going
to your high school reunion
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and you saying,
"Hey, I missed you guys."
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And then they're all like,
"Oh, don't worry about it.
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Forever."
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- Tough day.
- Yes.
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So listen. I know you're seeing someone.
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But I'm still willing if you are.
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What willing?
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You remember.
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Like 6 years ago, we said that on our
last day of work, that we would...
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sleep together?
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I did not say that.
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- Was that not you ?
- No. Not me.
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Nevermind!
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The day just gets worse and worse.
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It's a blessing in disguise.
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Actually, not even in disguise.
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In my fantasy,
I always thought I would slap someone,
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make a big speech and storm out forever.
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But this is good too.
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- You're kidding?
- No.
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What does that mean?
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Well, some of us are fired,
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and a few are going to Connecticut.
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Do you guys know who's going where?
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Don't worry. You're gonna be fine, Roy.
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You're very... strong.
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And capable.
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Thanks.
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Oh grow up!
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I don't wanna work here without Pam.
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It'll just be like loading trucks
without any meaning, you know.
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STANLEY: I couldn't be happier.
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I'm gonna take the severance and retire.
My wife and I are gonna travel.
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I really couldn't be happier.
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Feeling nostalgic?
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Yeah, nostalgic.
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Hey, Mike.
Darryl. Noble Darryl.
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Look, I heard about the office.
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- Tough break.
- I know. I know
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Well, I'll land on my feet.
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- Yeah. Don't worry about me.
- I wasn't.
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So you'll be okay too.
You're a warrior, you're smart.
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Capable. You'll find
something else, and...
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Actually, Bob Vance
bought out the warehouse.
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- So he's keeping on the whole crew.
So we're good.
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Awesome.
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This is my house.
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The CFO's taking away
my house and giving it to Josh.
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And Josh is giving the
garage to Bob Vance.
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All right, listen up.
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Some of you may have heard some
rumors about the branch closing.
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Like when you said
the branch was closing?
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But I am not going
to take this lying down.
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I have a plan,
and I am going to save our jobs.
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So just hang in there. Let's go.
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- Yes!
- Oh, good. You're bringing Dwight.
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Yes. This might get ugly.
I'm gonna need backup.
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-What's the plan?
- Go to New York.
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Confront the CFO. Show him he's
making a mistake. Save the branch.
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Can I drive? No way.
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- Shotgun!
- No, there's no one else.
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Still.
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Thank you very much.
Okay.
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Secretary says Wallace
is away for the day.
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and won't be coming
back into the office.
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Okay.
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But... Do not worry.
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I have his home address...
Right here.
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- Why?
- Christmas card list.
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You send him cards?
You've never met him.
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Well, when I do,
we'll have something to talk about.
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Hey, do you have a second?
Sure, what's up?
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I know it's not definite,
or whatever, but
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but, uh, do you know who's
coming over here from Scranton?
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I honestly don't. I don't know.
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So is it, like, sales or
accountants?
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You know what, Jim?
I wouldn't worry about it.
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What does that mean?
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- Hi.
- Come in, hey.
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Oh, good, you're both here.
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Ready to talk logistics?
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I just feel like it could
have been something special
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if we could have kept working together.
But...
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I'm gonna go someplace else,
and you're gonna go someplace else.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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This kind of worked
out perfectly for me.
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I got some good experience.
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Michael's gonna write me
a great recommendation.
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And as far as me and Kelly goes...
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I think it's for the best.
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Okay.
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This is it.
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This is exactly what Michael Moore does.
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Famous documentarian.
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He goes up to people with a camera,
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and he's like,
"Why did you do this?
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"Why did you pollute?
"You are bad. You're a bad person."
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Very dramatic.
Although I can't say I was a big fan
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of Bowling For Columbine.
Because I thought it was gonna be
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a bowling movie.
Like Kingpin.
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And it wasn't. It was something else.
250
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:34,966
So.
251
00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:38,923
Josh will be running what is now called
Dunder-Mifflin Northeast,
252
00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:40,801
which is all the
offices north of Stamford.
253
00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:43,477
And Jim, if you want the job,
you'll be his number two.
254
00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:46,188
Wow. sure. Absolutely.
255
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:48,305
Awesome. 'Scuse me, Jan. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to stop you there.
256
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:49,891
I...
257
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,417
will not be taking the job.
258
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,034
Excu--why not?
259
00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:59,339
As of today, I have accepted a
senior management position at Staples.
260
00:15:00,851 --> 00:15:01,831
Today.
261
00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:05,963
You leveraged your new
position with us into another offer?
262
00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:07,972
Damn it, Josh.
263
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:11,140
This whole restructuring thing
was based around keeping you.
264
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:14,222
I'm sorry, all right? It's done.
265
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,292
It's time.
I gotta make some calls.
266
00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,479
Excuse me. I'm sorry, Jim.
267
00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:22,735
Say what you will
about Michael Scott.
268
00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:25,431
But he would never do that.
269
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,875
All visible points of access are covered.
270
00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:33,393
So.
271
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,342
Do you know what you're gonna say
when he shows up?
272
00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:36,791
I will improvise.
273
00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:39,055
- I will speak from the heart.
- No. Bad idea.
274
00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,985
You need an attack plan.
275
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,204
Here, I'll be him. You be you.
276
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,969
- Let's practice.
- All right.
277
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,024
- Coming home from work.
- 'Scuse me.
278
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,842
- Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?
- Yes.
279
00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:53,199
What is the meaning of this?
280
00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:56,664
Can you tell us why you
are shutting down Scranton
281
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:59,258
and putting 15 people out of work?
282
00:15:59,456 --> 00:16:01,870
Well, the branch is
no longer financially viable.
283
00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:03,117
It's simple dollars and cents.
284
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,477
Yes, but these are employees, sir.
285
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,505
- These are human beings.
- Listen, Scott.
286
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,747
It's no longer financially viable.
287
00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:11,610
We're losing money, okay?
288
00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:12,991
It's not a charity.
It's a business.
289
00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:14,844
- And it's a dying business.
290
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:17,821
Look, the whole business model
291
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,422
of the small, regional paper company
simply doesn't make sense anymore.
292
00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:21,617
Stop. Stop it, just...
293
00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:24,016
- Okay, he's not gonna say any of that.
- It-- Wh--hey, why not?
294
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:26,510
Because he'd be
intimidated. And I just--
295
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:29,261
- Let's start again.
- Just be more scared of me, okay? Okay.
296
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:30,885
Don't touch me this time.
297
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:32,699
Dum dee do dee do dee doe
298
00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:34,501
- Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?
- Coming home from w-- Agh!
299
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,901
Pam, would you please sign
my company directory?
300
00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:38,190
Are you serious ?
301
00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:40,299
Sure.
302
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,122
"Kelly. Best wishes. Love, Pam."
303
00:16:53,755 --> 00:16:54,763
"P.S."
304
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:58,341
"What a long, strange trip it's been."
305
00:17:08,124 --> 00:17:11,616
So we are still
scrambling here, but,
306
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:14,874
It looks like Scranton is
going to absorb Stamford.
307
00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:16,000
Wow.
308
00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,900
And I know that you just left there
couple of months ago,
309
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,186
but we would like to offer
you the number two position
310
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:23,054
- at that branch.
- Thank you.
311
00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:26,463
No, it's just, I'm not sure if I...
312
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,135
Well, to be quite honest with you, Jan,
313
00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:31,711
I have a few unpleasant
memories of Scranton.
314
00:17:33,904 --> 00:17:35,768
- Michael.
- No, no, no.
315
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:38,535
Just, some personal stuff.
316
00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:40,898
And I'm not really
ready to revisit that,
317
00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:42,133
I don't think.
318
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,243
Well. Please think about it.
319
00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:47,594
And call me.
320
00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:49,847
We will do whatever we
can to get you to stay.
321
00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:51,134
Okay.
322
00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,659
- Hey, Meredith, how're you holding up?
- I'm fine.
323
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,698
Hey, did we ever have a conversation
324
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,706
about doing something
on the last day of work?
325
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:05,979
Does that ring a bell?
326
00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:07,380
No, I don't think so.
327
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:11,981
Do you remember hearing a rumor about me
and anybody, last day of work...
328
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,364
something sexual?
329
00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:15,604
No.
330
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:17,854
Okay.
331
00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:23,517
I'm kind of okay with it, actually.
332
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,237
Oh, that's good. That's great.
333
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:31,331
Do you know
what you're going to do then?
334
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,940
Well, you know, I've got art school.
335
00:18:33,994 --> 00:18:37,167
Oh, that's... Yeah, of course.
You should totally do that.
336
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:38,479
That's a great idea.
337
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:39,409
Yeah.
338
00:18:41,191 --> 00:18:45,058
I am. Already. I started a while ago.
339
00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:49,332
Wow, that's terrific.
340
00:18:51,044 --> 00:18:52,064
That's awesome.
341
00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:54,981
Well, cool.
342
00:18:57,278 --> 00:18:58,574
I'm glad you're doing that.
343
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,418
You can learn a great deal about a man
from his trash.
344
00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,160
Case in point.
345
00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:09,643
Satellite TV bill.
346
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,707
Lesson learned: he's rich.
347
00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:17,681
Coffee grounds.
348
00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:21,370
Was he enjoying a delicious,
hot beverage?
349
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:22,762
Or...
350
00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:26,910
disguising the scent of cocaine
from drug-sniffing dogs?
351
00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:30,635
It's a nice house.
352
00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:33,754
Hey, guys.
353
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,523
I'm trying to organize a little group
lunch for everybody, since, you know,
354
00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:39,676
we're never gonna see each other again.
355
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,262
Where are we going?
I thought maybe DJ's?
356
00:19:44,088 --> 00:19:45,207
How 'bout Cugino's?
357
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:47,410
I don't wanna go all
the way to Dunmore.
358
00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:49,195
How 'bout Cooper's, then?
359
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:50,847
No seafood.
360
00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:53,324
Well, I don't want to go to DJ's.
361
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,269
Oh, now, all of a sudden, you get picky?
362
00:19:55,347 --> 00:19:57,091
Okay. Forget it.
363
00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:00,427
Hooters.
364
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,862
No.
365
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,204
$400 for the CPU.
366
00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:05,350
Done.
367
00:20:15,557 --> 00:20:17,216
Ah! Here.
368
00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:18,778
Replenish your fluids.
369
00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:29,247
Where's Michael?
370
00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:30,902
He's not here.
371
00:20:31,257 --> 00:20:32,802
I don't know where he is.
372
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,581
What...
373
00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,131
What's going on here?
374
00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:41,325
We know the branch is closing.
Michael told us.
375
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,638
Oh, God.
376
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,032
Okay. You know what, everybody?
377
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,497
I'm sure there is
a better way to do this,
378
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:50,082
but I've driven something like 400 miles
today, and I'm completely exhausted.
379
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:53,185
So I'm just gonna tell you.
Your branch is not closing.
380
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,664
Stamford is closing.
For the time being, it seems
381
00:20:56,697 --> 00:20:58,192
that all of your jobs are safe.
382
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,138
Yes.
383
00:21:00,938 --> 00:21:02,420
Stanley.
384
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:03,863
Is it because of Michael?
385
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,685
Did he actually do something?
386
00:21:05,887 --> 00:21:08,255
Well, reasons are not important.
387
00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:10,146
Would you just call him,
please, wherever he is,
388
00:21:10,147 --> 00:21:12,213
- And tell him?
- Sure. Jan.
389
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,473
Do you know--is anyone
coming back to Scranton?
390
00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:15,653
Back?
391
00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:16,720
Coming to Scranton.
392
00:21:16,804 --> 00:21:17,950
Is anyone coming to Scranton?
393
00:21:18,307 --> 00:21:20,961
- We don't know.
- Probably a few.
394
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:33,058
Maybe we should take a break,
get some food.
395
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,902
Negative. We could miss him.
396
00:21:34,972 --> 00:21:36,753
- I'm really hungry.
- Yeah, me too.
397
00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:42,386
- Who is it?
- The office.
398
00:21:42,455 --> 00:21:44,535
Are you gonna get it? No.
399
00:21:45,065 --> 00:21:47,339
Not until I have some
good news for them.
400
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,865
Not until I have some good news.
401
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,719
Dunder Mifflin Action News.
402
00:21:57,972 --> 00:22:01,484
Jim Halpert, will Big Tuna
be transferring to Scranton?
403
00:22:02,414 --> 00:22:03,570
Oh, I don't know.
404
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,797
Jan offered me the job,
but I haven't really decided yet.
405
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,805
Yeah. Well, even if I don't get
transferred,
406
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,594
I'll probably be fine.
407
00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:15,070
Cornell has an extensive
alumni network, so...
408
00:22:16,578 --> 00:22:17,984
We look out for each other.
409
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,539
I'll probably go back and teach
or something.
410
00:22:21,243 --> 00:22:22,625
Where'd you go to college?
411
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:25,062
Cornell.
412
00:22:27,383 --> 00:22:28,398
That's good.
413
00:22:31,369 --> 00:22:33,570
I guess new people might
be coming from Stamford.
414
00:22:34,065 --> 00:22:35,648
Should be fun. New blood.
415
00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:39,180
Is Jim coming back?
That's,
416
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,905
I hadn't thought about it.
I don't know.
417
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,555
I just don't want it to be weird.
418
00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:46,430
You know?
419
00:22:46,845 --> 00:22:48,742
I mean, I took his old job
420
00:22:48,787 --> 00:22:52,094
- and his old desk.
- Yeah, yeah, that might be weird.
421
00:22:53,191 --> 00:22:54,477
Overall, though,
422
00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:57,170
we still all have our jobs,
so good news, right?
423
00:22:57,214 --> 00:23:00,805
- Oh, yeah. Totally.
- I'm so happy!
424
00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,313
We don't have to break up now, Ryan!
425
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:06,341
It is the best day of my whole life.
426
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,485
I don't know.
427
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,320
Can't explain it.
428
00:23:19,725 --> 00:23:22,251
- What are you gonna do?
- I really don't know.
429
00:23:23,295 --> 00:23:26,235
- How you doing with all this?
- You know, I'm fine.
430
00:23:26,337 --> 00:23:28,563
I'll be better when
I know if I have a job.
431
00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,485
You'd actually move to Scranton?
432
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,307
Yeah, if they let me.
I think I-- I think I would.
433
00:23:34,308 --> 00:23:37,165
New York City is 45 minutes
down the road from here.
434
00:23:38,173 --> 00:23:39,641
And you wanna move to Scranton.
435
00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:42,985
If I were you, I'd move to New York.
436
00:23:44,971 --> 00:23:46,793
Yeah, you know, I-- I might do that.
437
00:23:47,064 --> 00:23:49,741
I'm-who knows?
I might do that.
438
00:24:00,687 --> 00:24:03,401
- Hey Andy!
- What's up Josh ?
439
00:24:03,477 --> 00:24:05,311
Hey, man, just wanted to say thanks.
Good luck.
440
00:24:05,518 --> 00:24:07,911
- Thanks, man. You, too.
- Totally.
441
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,517
Oh well. What can you do?
442
00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:15,002
It was nice to have those few hours
when I thought it was over.
443
00:24:15,409 --> 00:24:18,033
Now, I have something to look
forward to.
444
00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:21,978
Hey, Creed. Congratulations !
445
00:24:22,096 --> 00:24:24,057
Thank you. Made like 1200 bucks.
446
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,463
Meredith Palmer.
447
00:24:27,495 --> 00:24:28,510
Hey, gorgeous.
448
00:24:29,174 --> 00:24:29,990
Who is this?
449
00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:33,150
Gary Trundell from the old days
who worked in the warehouse.
450
00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:33,971
Oh, hey.
451
00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:35,143
Hey, gal, listen.
452
00:24:35,165 --> 00:24:37,447
I heard through the grapevine
that your branch is closing.
453
00:24:37,479 --> 00:24:40,432
That got me to thinking about our deal.
Remember?
454
00:24:40,698 --> 00:24:42,478
Oh, yes.
455
00:24:43,362 --> 00:24:45,539
Well, actually, the branch is...
456
00:24:46,627 --> 00:24:49,877
Can you be at my place in 20 minutes?
Yes, I can.
457
00:24:51,527 --> 00:24:53,953
- Anything?
- Nothing.
458
00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:58,219
What if this doesn't work?
459
00:24:58,521 --> 00:25:01,125
What if the office actually goes under?
460
00:25:02,755 --> 00:25:05,653
Then it was an honor
to have worked with you.
461
00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,307
All right.
462
00:25:17,837 --> 00:25:22,213
Favorite moments
in Dunder-Mifflin history.
463
00:25:22,616 --> 00:25:23,463
Go.
464
00:25:23,618 --> 00:25:26,706
My first day, when you hazed me
465
00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:30,042
by spraying me with a fire extinguisher.
466
00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:34,543
That was hilarious.
The foam.
467
00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:40,823
My first sale. My promotion to
assistant regional manager.
468
00:25:41,169 --> 00:25:43,393
Our basketball game.
469
00:25:45,537 --> 00:25:50,190
And when you took me to the hospital...
and told me that you cared about me.
470
00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:54,002
- Oh, right. Okay.
- That's enough. That's good.
471
00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:57,776
What were your favorite moments?
472
00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:04,846
All of 'em. I loved 'em all.
Every single one.
473
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,223
What about when Jan
said the branch was closing?
474
00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:12,077
- God, Dwight.
- Well, I just...
475
00:26:14,466 --> 00:26:16,223
Hey, Pam.
We're going to Poor Richard's.
476
00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:18,924
- Creed's buying shots.
- No, thanks, guys.
477
00:26:19,138 --> 00:26:20,362
- All right.
- Have fun, though.
478
00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:23,120
- Cool.
- Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.
479
00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:24,821
Really? Where did you hear that?
480
00:26:24,865 --> 00:26:26,149
- Ryan, are you coming ?
- Well, I was.
481
00:26:26,272 --> 00:26:28,167
Yeah, we'll meet you there.
Awesome.
482
00:26:28,384 --> 00:26:30,400
- Let's go.
- I'll tell you later.
483
00:26:30,868 --> 00:26:33,191
- Okay.
- Hi.
484
00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,140
- Crazy day, huh?
- Yeah.
485
00:26:40,247 --> 00:26:42,263
- Yeah.
- Man.
486
00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:47,012
I'm...
487
00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:50,267
I'm really glad you're
still gonna be working here.
488
00:26:51,388 --> 00:26:52,900
Yeah, me, too.
489
00:26:54,057 --> 00:26:57,298
I mean, it'd be a pain to have to find
another job, so...
490
00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:00,447
Yeah, totally.
491
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:08,048
- All right, I'll see you.
- Okay.
492
00:27:09,177 --> 00:27:10,622
I was expecting a severance,
493
00:27:10,888 --> 00:27:11,840
some time off.
494
00:27:12,474 --> 00:27:14,724
But maybe this is good.
495
00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:17,786
Finding another job is a pain.
496
00:27:18,685 --> 00:27:21,403
There's another annoying boss,
another desk.
497
00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:23,942
I'd have to learn
everything all over again.
498
00:27:24,964 --> 00:27:28,255
So, there are reasons to stay.
499
00:27:38,647 --> 00:27:41,733
Hey...
I think I am gonna take that job.
500
00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:44,250
And Scranton?
501
00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:47,253
It's not that bad.
So...
502
00:27:47,725 --> 00:27:49,592
If they offer you a job there...
503
00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:52,881
I think you should take it.
504
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,108
- Okay, yeah. Maybe I will.
- Okay.
505
00:27:56,369 --> 00:27:58,373
Yeah, I'm happy he said that.
506
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,842
I mean, I don't think he's
into me or anything. But...
507
00:28:03,026 --> 00:28:04,577
I'm kind of into him.
508
00:28:06,055 --> 00:28:07,686
So...there you go.
509
00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:16,029
What are we still doing here?
510
00:28:17,073 --> 00:28:18,419
It's over.
511
00:28:19,852 --> 00:28:22,396
Let's go home.
Get the car.
512
00:28:27,696 --> 00:28:32,838
This was such a stupid idea.
This was so stupid.
513
00:28:32,869 --> 00:28:35,158
I'm such a stupid idiot.
514
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,228
I let everybody down.
515
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:39,002
Everybody hates me.
516
00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,690
I lost everybody's jobs.
517
00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:45,565
- Nobody likes me anymore!
- Oh, my God!
518
00:28:45,706 --> 00:28:48,096
- What?
- Stamford is closed!
519
00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:51,619
Michael, we're not closed.
Stamford is closed!
520
00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:54,283
- Stamford is closed! We did it.
- We did it?
521
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:56,518
- We did it!
- We did it!
522
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:02,588
- We did it!
- Yeah!
523
00:29:03,015 --> 00:29:05,671
Yeah! Right here, right here.
524
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,811
- Yeah, baby!
- In your face!
525
00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:15,447
- We did it.
- Oh, man.
526
00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:19,175
- How did we do it?
- I don't know. I have no idea.
527
00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:20,752
I don't understand.
528
00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:24,492
For a minute there I saw myself
selling my house
529
00:29:24,536 --> 00:29:26,736
moving to Costa Rica
learning how to surf
530
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,907
but Costa Rica will still be there
531
00:29:32,517 --> 00:29:34,317
when I am 65.