1 00:00:02,123 --> 00:00:03,263 - Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:04,568 --> 00:00:06,676 Who are you faxing so early in the morning? 3 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,901 Kinda hard to explain. 4 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,932 I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, 5 00:00:14,027 --> 00:00:18,127 but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. 6 00:00:18,533 --> 00:00:21,731 So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. 7 00:00:22,395 --> 00:00:23,565 From himself. 8 00:00:24,329 --> 00:00:25,682 From the future. 9 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:30,050 "Dwight, "At 8:00 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. 10 00:00:30,143 --> 00:00:33,778 "Do not drink the coffee. "More instructions will follow. 11 00:00:34,293 --> 00:00:36,549 "Cordially, Future Dwight" 12 00:00:41,772 --> 00:00:43,500 Nooo! 13 00:00:44,454 --> 00:00:46,148 You'll thank me later. 14 00:01:20,383 --> 00:01:21,597 There she is. 15 00:01:21,717 --> 00:01:23,872 - Jan Levinson. First thing in the morning. - Michael. 16 00:01:24,227 --> 00:01:27,867 I love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan. 17 00:01:27,868 --> 00:01:30,592 - Michael. -"Just call me Levinson" 18 00:01:30,659 --> 00:01:34,795 - "In the morning Baby" - Michael. 19 00:01:34,988 --> 00:01:36,041 Yes. 20 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:42,463 I'm here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch. 21 00:01:45,182 --> 00:01:46,147 I don't understand. 22 00:01:46,157 --> 00:01:49,073 The board voted last night to close your branch. 23 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:53,577 - On whom's authority? - The board's. 24 00:01:56,068 --> 00:01:59,116 - W-what? - I'm very sorry. I-I... 25 00:01:59,247 --> 00:02:02,538 I don't relish telling you this. 26 00:02:02,837 --> 00:02:07,304 You've been a big part of this company. And the board asked me to thank you 27 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:10,812 - for your years of service. - You're welcome. 28 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:13,210 A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, 29 00:02:13,278 --> 00:02:15,874 and the rest will be getting severance packages. 30 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:20,913 Am I a small number person or a severance package person? 31 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:24,678 Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. 32 00:02:26,085 --> 00:02:29,530 - But you're a severance package person. - Oh, no. 33 00:02:31,369 --> 00:02:34,525 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 34 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:44,611 What are they talking about? 35 00:02:44,744 --> 00:02:45,673 I don't know. 36 00:02:46,931 --> 00:02:49,454 - Is it serious? - I don't know, Kevin. 37 00:02:50,262 --> 00:02:52,099 If you find out anything... 38 00:02:55,267 --> 00:02:57,478 - Call me. - You got it, buddy. 39 00:03:09,553 --> 00:03:13,365 Feel alright, Michael? You want me to get you some water or a tissue? 40 00:03:17,876 --> 00:03:20,547 You know what? I don't get it. I don't... 41 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:27,820 - I don't get it. Because our numbers ain't that bad, 42 00:03:27,868 --> 00:03:29,110 things are looking up... 43 00:03:29,228 --> 00:03:31,176 Yeah, but it's not all about numbers, Michael. 44 00:03:31,246 --> 00:03:32,491 - Well - It's, it's about talent. 45 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:34,926 Oh, you gotta-- Josh? 46 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:38,575 Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role-Josh. 47 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,621 - in our company's future. - Really? What role is that? 48 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,990 - Yes, really. - King of the stupid universe? 49 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,964 - I-I think we're finished. - Don't do this, Jan ! 50 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:48,628 - And I need to go... - We are not... 51 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:51,597 I would appreciate it if you would please use discretion 52 00:03:51,613 --> 00:03:53,082 until we get our ducks in a row. 53 00:03:53,105 --> 00:03:54,074 I know you're mad. 54 00:03:54,105 --> 00:03:55,550 But don't do this to me. 55 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:57,267 I know-I know I hurt you. 56 00:03:57,332 --> 00:03:59,386 But please do not do this to me. 57 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,824 Don't hurt me like I hurt you. 58 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:12,246 It is an outrage. 59 00:04:12,371 --> 00:04:14,058 That's all. It's... 60 00:04:14,826 --> 00:04:18,058 They're making a huge, huge mistake. 61 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,978 Let's see Josh replace these people. 62 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:24,871 Let's see Josh find another Stanley. 63 00:04:25,343 --> 00:04:28,047 You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't. 64 00:04:28,286 --> 00:04:30,230 There is no Stanley tree. 65 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:34,002 Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? 66 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,019 Show me that farm. 67 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:39,906 With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up 68 00:04:40,005 --> 00:04:42,382 all over the place, ripe for the plucking. 69 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,279 Show me that farm. 70 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,623 Pictures. Memories. 71 00:04:53,853 --> 00:04:56,616 Look at that. They grow up so fast. 72 00:04:59,695 --> 00:05:01,551 - Hey, stranger. - Don't say that. 73 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:02,984 That just sounds weird. Please. 74 00:05:03,026 --> 00:05:05,491 Sorry, I just feel like we haven't talked in a while. 75 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:08,131 Well, we have nothing to talk about, Dwight. 76 00:05:08,206 --> 00:05:09,945 Just do your work. 77 00:05:10,296 --> 00:05:11,923 While you still can. 78 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:26,388 When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. 79 00:05:26,707 --> 00:05:28,862 You can read their moods like a book. 80 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,569 Right now, the title of Michael's book is 81 00:05:31,884 --> 00:05:34,338 Something Weird Is Going On. 82 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:38,770 Colon: What Did Jan Say? 83 00:05:41,129 --> 00:05:43,154 The Michael Scott Story. 84 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,136 By Michael Scott. With Dwight Schrute. 85 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,991 Hey, did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? 86 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:53,370 Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is - 87 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:54,802 Really? 88 00:05:55,561 --> 00:05:56,895 Wow, that's too bad. 89 00:05:58,511 --> 00:06:00,760 Sorry. Scranton branch is closing? 90 00:06:01,916 --> 00:06:03,596 In your face. 91 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:06,707 Well, I work here now. 92 00:06:06,805 --> 00:06:08,230 Sucka! 93 00:06:14,488 --> 00:06:18,035 - Are you okay? -Yeah. Great, amazing. 94 00:06:18,188 --> 00:06:20,192 Best physical condition of my life. 95 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:23,611 - What did Jan want? - Nothing. Just checking in. 96 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:28,059 I can't tell you, so. 97 00:06:28,395 --> 00:06:31,491 - What can't you tell me? - Nothing. Pam. 98 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,261 What difference does it make? We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway. 99 00:06:34,386 --> 00:06:35,801 - What? -What? 100 00:06:35,906 --> 00:06:37,960 - You just said that we're gonna be gone - Do I have any messages? 101 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:39,482 - Michael, what's going on? 102 00:06:39,576 --> 00:06:40,732 What did Jan say to you ? 103 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:42,208 Was she mean to you ? 104 00:06:45,118 --> 00:06:47,240 Listen up, everybody. I have some news. 105 00:06:51,391 --> 00:06:53,719 All I can do right now is put on a brave face, 106 00:06:53,773 --> 00:06:55,625 and go out there and be their leader. 107 00:06:55,766 --> 00:06:56,867 It's over. 108 00:06:58,988 --> 00:07:00,125 We are screwed. 109 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:03,393 Dunder-Mifflin Scranton is being shut down. 110 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:06,542 Michael, we shouldn't be talking about this 111 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:08,976 until all the decisions have been made. 112 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:12,656 You knew about this all along, didn't you? 113 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:16,039 Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you. 114 00:07:16,115 --> 00:07:18,187 Traitor. You are a traitor. 115 00:07:18,245 --> 00:07:20,372 What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs? 116 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:22,258 I don't know. Probably not. 117 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:25,750 This is the worst. 118 00:07:34,784 --> 00:07:36,145 This has been great. 119 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:40,323 So let's get back to work and do the best job that we can. 120 00:07:41,222 --> 00:07:43,596 Toby, I'd like to see you in my office please. 121 00:07:43,932 --> 00:07:44,940 All right. 122 00:07:49,119 --> 00:07:51,618 Oh my God ! You walk so slowly. 123 00:07:59,076 --> 00:08:01,522 It makes perfect sense that it would happen today 124 00:08:01,605 --> 00:08:04,103 because I just received this in the mail. 125 00:08:04,673 --> 00:08:07,816 1,000 business cards with this address and phone number. 126 00:08:08,496 --> 00:08:11,172 I don't want to blame anyone in particular. 127 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,273 I think everyone's to blame. 128 00:08:13,455 --> 00:08:16,101 If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, 129 00:08:16,255 --> 00:08:18,000 I will kill myself. 130 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,078 Like Romeo and Juliet. The Claire Danes one. 131 00:08:22,114 --> 00:08:24,609 Stamford Connecticut 132 00:08:25,557 --> 00:08:27,265 Stamford Connecticut 133 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,327 What happened ? 134 00:08:29,349 --> 00:08:31,541 I think the word got out about Scranton. 135 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:35,705 Hey, do you know any more details on that? 136 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,158 Like, is... Am I transferring here? 137 00:08:38,463 --> 00:08:39,807 You know, nothing's definite. 138 00:08:40,236 --> 00:08:41,283 In fact, you know what ? 139 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,486 Excuse me, everyone ? 140 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:45,963 I know there are some rumors going around, but 141 00:08:46,471 --> 00:08:48,103 nothing is definite. All right? 142 00:08:48,463 --> 00:08:51,064 You guys have done a great job getting our numbers up around here. 143 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,892 But until this thing is official, let's just keep working, huh? 144 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:56,119 You know, be professional. 145 00:08:56,151 --> 00:08:59,689 Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader, Josh Porter! 146 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,892 Josh, take a bow. Take a bow! 147 00:09:02,573 --> 00:09:06,221 I think it would be kind of weird if everyone from Scranton came here. 148 00:09:07,151 --> 00:09:10,010 It'd be like going to your high school reunion 149 00:09:10,057 --> 00:09:11,908 and you saying, "Hey, I missed you guys." 150 00:09:11,939 --> 00:09:14,705 And then they're all like, "Oh, don't worry about it. 151 00:09:15,986 --> 00:09:17,220 Forever." 152 00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:28,196 - Tough day. - Yes. 153 00:09:28,649 --> 00:09:31,141 So listen. I know you're seeing someone. 154 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:33,766 But I'm still willing if you are. 155 00:09:34,672 --> 00:09:35,624 What willing? 156 00:09:36,149 --> 00:09:37,180 You remember. 157 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:40,945 Like 6 years ago, we said that on our last day of work, that we would... 158 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:43,829 sleep together? 159 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,125 I did not say that. 160 00:09:52,938 --> 00:09:56,258 - Was that not you ? - No. Not me. 161 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,040 Nevermind! 162 00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:05,766 The day just gets worse and worse. 163 00:10:06,048 --> 00:10:07,657 It's a blessing in disguise. 164 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,552 Actually, not even in disguise. 165 00:10:11,251 --> 00:10:14,055 In my fantasy, I always thought I would slap someone, 166 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,563 make a big speech and storm out forever. 167 00:10:18,196 --> 00:10:19,625 But this is good too. 168 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,493 - You're kidding? - No. 169 00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:23,471 What does that mean? 170 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:25,815 Well, some of us are fired, 171 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,925 and a few are going to Connecticut. 172 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,133 Do you guys know who's going where? 173 00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,406 Don't worry. You're gonna be fine, Roy. 174 00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:36,687 You're very... strong. 175 00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:38,328 And capable. 176 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:40,609 Thanks. 177 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,469 Oh grow up! 178 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,109 I don't wanna work here without Pam. 179 00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:51,289 It'll just be like loading trucks without any meaning, you know. 180 00:10:52,212 --> 00:10:53,758 STANLEY: I couldn't be happier. 181 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:57,649 I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. 182 00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,109 I really couldn't be happier. 183 00:11:03,471 --> 00:11:04,695 Feeling nostalgic? 184 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,361 Yeah, nostalgic. 185 00:11:19,893 --> 00:11:23,107 Hey, Mike. Darryl. Noble Darryl. 186 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,359 Look, I heard about the office. 187 00:11:27,505 --> 00:11:29,179 - Tough break. - I know. I know 188 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,504 Well, I'll land on my feet. 189 00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:33,661 - Yeah. Don't worry about me. - I wasn't. 190 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:37,067 So you'll be okay too. You're a warrior, you're smart. 191 00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:39,567 Capable. You'll find something else, and... 192 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,215 Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. 193 00:11:42,825 --> 00:11:45,356 - So he's keeping on the whole crew. So we're good. 194 00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:48,423 Awesome. 195 00:11:48,578 --> 00:11:49,826 This is my house. 196 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,083 The CFO's taking away my house and giving it to Josh. 197 00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:56,482 And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance. 198 00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:03,138 All right, listen up. 199 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:07,169 Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. 200 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,496 Like when you said the branch was closing? 201 00:12:09,497 --> 00:12:13,260 But I am not going to take this lying down. 202 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,565 I have a plan, and I am going to save our jobs. 203 00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:17,371 So just hang in there. Let's go. 204 00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,687 - Yes! - Oh, good. You're bringing Dwight. 205 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:22,914 Yes. This might get ugly. I'm gonna need backup. 206 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:26,251 -What's the plan? - Go to New York. 207 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:29,914 Confront the CFO. Show him he's making a mistake. Save the branch. 208 00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:31,662 Can I drive? No way. 209 00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:34,015 - Shotgun! - No, there's no one else. 210 00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:35,460 Still. 211 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,208 Thank you very much. Okay. 212 00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:40,419 Secretary says Wallace is away for the day. 213 00:12:40,508 --> 00:12:42,363 and won't be coming back into the office. 214 00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:43,552 Okay. 215 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:46,615 But... Do not worry. 216 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,958 I have his home address... Right here. 217 00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:52,974 - Why? - Christmas card list. 218 00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:55,712 You send him cards? You've never met him. 219 00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:58,122 Well, when I do, we'll have something to talk about. 220 00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:03,556 Hey, do you have a second? Sure, what's up? 221 00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,173 I know it's not definite, or whatever, but 222 00:13:06,278 --> 00:13:09,026 but, uh, do you know who's coming over here from Scranton? 223 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,330 I honestly don't. I don't know. 224 00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:14,135 So is it, like, sales or accountants? 225 00:13:14,186 --> 00:13:16,331 You know what, Jim? I wouldn't worry about it. 226 00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:18,291 What does that mean? 227 00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:19,600 - Hi. - Come in, hey. 228 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:21,502 Oh, good, you're both here. 229 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,252 Ready to talk logistics? 230 00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:27,163 I just feel like it could have been something special 231 00:13:27,202 --> 00:13:29,973 if we could have kept working together. But... 232 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,942 I'm gonna go someplace else, and you're gonna go someplace else. 233 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,575 It just doesn't make sense. 234 00:13:36,995 --> 00:13:38,953 This kind of worked out perfectly for me. 235 00:13:39,341 --> 00:13:40,937 I got some good experience. 236 00:13:40,979 --> 00:13:43,993 Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. 237 00:13:44,514 --> 00:13:47,012 And as far as me and Kelly goes... 238 00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:50,086 I think it's for the best. 239 00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:00,471 Okay. 240 00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:02,118 This is it. 241 00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:05,597 This is exactly what Michael Moore does. 242 00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,525 Famous documentarian. 243 00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:10,071 He goes up to people with a camera, 244 00:14:10,357 --> 00:14:12,531 and he's like, "Why did you do this? 245 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:15,411 "Why did you pollute? "You are bad. You're a bad person." 246 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,513 Very dramatic. Although I can't say I was a big fan 247 00:14:18,535 --> 00:14:21,618 of Bowling For Columbine. Because I thought it was gonna be 248 00:14:21,706 --> 00:14:23,860 a bowling movie. Like Kingpin. 249 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,319 And it wasn't. It was something else. 250 00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:34,966 So. 251 00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:38,923 Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin Northeast, 252 00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:40,801 which is all the offices north of Stamford. 253 00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:43,477 And Jim, if you want the job, you'll be his number two. 254 00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:46,188 Wow. sure. Absolutely. 255 00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:48,305 Awesome. 'Scuse me, Jan. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you there. 256 00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:49,891 I... 257 00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,417 will not be taking the job. 258 00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,034 Excu--why not? 259 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:59,339 As of today, I have accepted a senior management position at Staples. 260 00:15:00,851 --> 00:15:01,831 Today. 261 00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:05,963 You leveraged your new position with us into another offer? 262 00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:07,972 Damn it, Josh. 263 00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:11,140 This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. 264 00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:14,222 I'm sorry, all right? It's done. 265 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,292 It's time. I gotta make some calls. 266 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,479 Excuse me. I'm sorry, Jim. 267 00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:22,735 Say what you will about Michael Scott. 268 00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:25,431 But he would never do that. 269 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,875 All visible points of access are covered. 270 00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:33,393 So. 271 00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,342 Do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up? 272 00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:36,791 I will improvise. 273 00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:39,055 - I will speak from the heart. - No. Bad idea. 274 00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,985 You need an attack plan. 275 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,204 Here, I'll be him. You be you. 276 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,969 - Let's practice. - All right. 277 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,024 - Coming home from work. - 'Scuse me. 278 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,842 - Mr. Wallace? David Wallace? - Yes. 279 00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:53,199 What is the meaning of this? 280 00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:56,664 Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton 281 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:59,258 and putting 15 people out of work? 282 00:15:59,456 --> 00:16:01,870 Well, the branch is no longer financially viable. 283 00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:03,117 It's simple dollars and cents. 284 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,477 Yes, but these are employees, sir. 285 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,505 - These are human beings. - Listen, Scott. 286 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,747 It's no longer financially viable. 287 00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:11,610 We're losing money, okay? 288 00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:12,991 It's not a charity. It's a business. 289 00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:14,844 - And it's a dying business. 290 00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:17,821 Look, the whole business model 291 00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,422 of the small, regional paper company simply doesn't make sense anymore. 292 00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:21,617 Stop. Stop it, just... 293 00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:24,016 - Okay, he's not gonna say any of that. - It-- Wh--hey, why not? 294 00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:26,510 Because he'd be intimidated. And I just-- 295 00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:29,261 - Let's start again. - Just be more scared of me, okay? Okay. 296 00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:30,885 Don't touch me this time. 297 00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:32,699 Dum dee do dee do dee doe 298 00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:34,501 - Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? - Coming home from w-- Agh! 299 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,901 Pam, would you please sign my company directory? 300 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:38,190 Are you serious ? 301 00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:40,299 Sure. 302 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,122 "Kelly. Best wishes. Love, Pam." 303 00:16:53,755 --> 00:16:54,763 "P.S." 304 00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:58,341 "What a long, strange trip it's been." 305 00:17:08,124 --> 00:17:11,616 So we are still scrambling here, but, 306 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:14,874 It looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford. 307 00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:16,000 Wow. 308 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,900 And I know that you just left there couple of months ago, 309 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,186 but we would like to offer you the number two position 310 00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:23,054 - at that branch. - Thank you. 311 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:26,463 No, it's just, I'm not sure if I... 312 00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,135 Well, to be quite honest with you, Jan, 313 00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:31,711 I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. 314 00:17:33,904 --> 00:17:35,768 - Michael. - No, no, no. 315 00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:38,535 Just, some personal stuff. 316 00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:40,898 And I'm not really ready to revisit that, 317 00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:42,133 I don't think. 318 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,243 Well. Please think about it. 319 00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:47,594 And call me. 320 00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:49,847 We will do whatever we can to get you to stay. 321 00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:51,134 Okay. 322 00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,659 - Hey, Meredith, how're you holding up? - I'm fine. 323 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,698 Hey, did we ever have a conversation 324 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,706 about doing something on the last day of work? 325 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:05,979 Does that ring a bell? 326 00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:07,380 No, I don't think so. 327 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:11,981 Do you remember hearing a rumor about me and anybody, last day of work... 328 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,364 something sexual? 329 00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:15,604 No. 330 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:17,854 Okay. 331 00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:23,517 I'm kind of okay with it, actually. 332 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,237 Oh, that's good. That's great. 333 00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:31,331 Do you know what you're going to do then? 334 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,940 Well, you know, I've got art school. 335 00:18:33,994 --> 00:18:37,167 Oh, that's... Yeah, of course. You should totally do that. 336 00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:38,479 That's a great idea. 337 00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:39,409 Yeah. 338 00:18:41,191 --> 00:18:45,058 I am. Already. I started a while ago. 339 00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:49,332 Wow, that's terrific. 340 00:18:51,044 --> 00:18:52,064 That's awesome. 341 00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:54,981 Well, cool. 342 00:18:57,278 --> 00:18:58,574 I'm glad you're doing that. 343 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,418 You can learn a great deal about a man from his trash. 344 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,160 Case in point. 345 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:09,643 Satellite TV bill. 346 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,707 Lesson learned: he's rich. 347 00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:17,681 Coffee grounds. 348 00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:21,370 Was he enjoying a delicious, hot beverage? 349 00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:22,762 Or... 350 00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:26,910 disguising the scent of cocaine from drug-sniffing dogs? 351 00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:30,635 It's a nice house. 352 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:33,754 Hey, guys. 353 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,523 I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody, since, you know, 354 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:39,676 we're never gonna see each other again. 355 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,262 Where are we going? I thought maybe DJ's? 356 00:19:44,088 --> 00:19:45,207 How 'bout Cugino's? 357 00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:47,410 I don't wanna go all the way to Dunmore. 358 00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:49,195 How 'bout Cooper's, then? 359 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:50,847 No seafood. 360 00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:53,324 Well, I don't want to go to DJ's. 361 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,269 Oh, now, all of a sudden, you get picky? 362 00:19:55,347 --> 00:19:57,091 Okay. Forget it. 363 00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:00,427 Hooters. 364 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,862 No. 365 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,204 $400 for the CPU. 366 00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:05,350 Done. 367 00:20:15,557 --> 00:20:17,216 Ah! Here. 368 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:18,778 Replenish your fluids. 369 00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:29,247 Where's Michael? 370 00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:30,902 He's not here. 371 00:20:31,257 --> 00:20:32,802 I don't know where he is. 372 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,581 What... 373 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,131 What's going on here? 374 00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:41,325 We know the branch is closing. Michael told us. 375 00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,638 Oh, God. 376 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,032 Okay. You know what, everybody? 377 00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,497 I'm sure there is a better way to do this, 378 00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:50,082 but I've driven something like 400 miles today, and I'm completely exhausted. 379 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:53,185 So I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing. 380 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,664 Stamford is closing. For the time being, it seems 381 00:20:56,697 --> 00:20:58,192 that all of your jobs are safe. 382 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,138 Yes. 383 00:21:00,938 --> 00:21:02,420 Stanley. 384 00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:03,863 Is it because of Michael? 385 00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,685 Did he actually do something? 386 00:21:05,887 --> 00:21:08,255 Well, reasons are not important. 387 00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:10,146 Would you just call him, please, wherever he is, 388 00:21:10,147 --> 00:21:12,213 - And tell him? - Sure. Jan. 389 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,473 Do you know--is anyone coming back to Scranton? 390 00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:15,653 Back? 391 00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:16,720 Coming to Scranton. 392 00:21:16,804 --> 00:21:17,950 Is anyone coming to Scranton? 393 00:21:18,307 --> 00:21:20,961 - We don't know. - Probably a few. 394 00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:33,058 Maybe we should take a break, get some food. 395 00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,902 Negative. We could miss him. 396 00:21:34,972 --> 00:21:36,753 - I'm really hungry. - Yeah, me too. 397 00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:42,386 - Who is it? - The office. 398 00:21:42,455 --> 00:21:44,535 Are you gonna get it? No. 399 00:21:45,065 --> 00:21:47,339 Not until I have some good news for them. 400 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,865 Not until I have some good news. 401 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,719 Dunder Mifflin Action News. 402 00:21:57,972 --> 00:22:01,484 Jim Halpert, will Big Tuna be transferring to Scranton? 403 00:22:02,414 --> 00:22:03,570 Oh, I don't know. 404 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,797 Jan offered me the job, but I haven't really decided yet. 405 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,805 Yeah. Well, even if I don't get transferred, 406 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,594 I'll probably be fine. 407 00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:15,070 Cornell has an extensive alumni network, so... 408 00:22:16,578 --> 00:22:17,984 We look out for each other. 409 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,539 I'll probably go back and teach or something. 410 00:22:21,243 --> 00:22:22,625 Where'd you go to college? 411 00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:25,062 Cornell. 412 00:22:27,383 --> 00:22:28,398 That's good. 413 00:22:31,369 --> 00:22:33,570 I guess new people might be coming from Stamford. 414 00:22:34,065 --> 00:22:35,648 Should be fun. New blood. 415 00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:39,180 Is Jim coming back? That's, 416 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,905 I hadn't thought about it. I don't know. 417 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,555 I just don't want it to be weird. 418 00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:46,430 You know? 419 00:22:46,845 --> 00:22:48,742 I mean, I took his old job 420 00:22:48,787 --> 00:22:52,094 - and his old desk. - Yeah, yeah, that might be weird. 421 00:22:53,191 --> 00:22:54,477 Overall, though, 422 00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:57,170 we still all have our jobs, so good news, right? 423 00:22:57,214 --> 00:23:00,805 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - I'm so happy! 424 00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,313 We don't have to break up now, Ryan! 425 00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:06,341 It is the best day of my whole life. 426 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,485 I don't know. 427 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,320 Can't explain it. 428 00:23:19,725 --> 00:23:22,251 - What are you gonna do? - I really don't know. 429 00:23:23,295 --> 00:23:26,235 - How you doing with all this? - You know, I'm fine. 430 00:23:26,337 --> 00:23:28,563 I'll be better when I know if I have a job. 431 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:31,485 You'd actually move to Scranton? 432 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,307 Yeah, if they let me. I think I-- I think I would. 433 00:23:34,308 --> 00:23:37,165 New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. 434 00:23:38,173 --> 00:23:39,641 And you wanna move to Scranton. 435 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:42,985 If I were you, I'd move to New York. 436 00:23:44,971 --> 00:23:46,793 Yeah, you know, I-- I might do that. 437 00:23:47,064 --> 00:23:49,741 I'm-who knows? I might do that. 438 00:24:00,687 --> 00:24:03,401 - Hey Andy! - What's up Josh ? 439 00:24:03,477 --> 00:24:05,311 Hey, man, just wanted to say thanks. Good luck. 440 00:24:05,518 --> 00:24:07,911 - Thanks, man. You, too. - Totally. 441 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,517 Oh well. What can you do? 442 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:15,002 It was nice to have those few hours when I thought it was over. 443 00:24:15,409 --> 00:24:18,033 Now, I have something to look forward to. 444 00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:21,978 Hey, Creed. Congratulations ! 445 00:24:22,096 --> 00:24:24,057 Thank you. Made like 1200 bucks. 446 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,463 Meredith Palmer. 447 00:24:27,495 --> 00:24:28,510 Hey, gorgeous. 448 00:24:29,174 --> 00:24:29,990 Who is this? 449 00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:33,150 Gary Trundell from the old days who worked in the warehouse. 450 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:33,971 Oh, hey. 451 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:35,143 Hey, gal, listen. 452 00:24:35,165 --> 00:24:37,447 I heard through the grapevine that your branch is closing. 453 00:24:37,479 --> 00:24:40,432 That got me to thinking about our deal. Remember? 454 00:24:40,698 --> 00:24:42,478 Oh, yes. 455 00:24:43,362 --> 00:24:45,539 Well, actually, the branch is... 456 00:24:46,627 --> 00:24:49,877 Can you be at my place in 20 minutes? Yes, I can. 457 00:24:51,527 --> 00:24:53,953 - Anything? - Nothing. 458 00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:58,219 What if this doesn't work? 459 00:24:58,521 --> 00:25:01,125 What if the office actually goes under? 460 00:25:02,755 --> 00:25:05,653 Then it was an honor to have worked with you. 461 00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,307 All right. 462 00:25:17,837 --> 00:25:22,213 Favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. 463 00:25:22,616 --> 00:25:23,463 Go. 464 00:25:23,618 --> 00:25:26,706 My first day, when you hazed me 465 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:30,042 by spraying me with a fire extinguisher. 466 00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:34,543 That was hilarious. The foam. 467 00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:40,823 My first sale. My promotion to assistant regional manager. 468 00:25:41,169 --> 00:25:43,393 Our basketball game. 469 00:25:45,537 --> 00:25:50,190 And when you took me to the hospital... and told me that you cared about me. 470 00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:54,002 - Oh, right. Okay. - That's enough. That's good. 471 00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:57,776 What were your favorite moments? 472 00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:04,846 All of 'em. I loved 'em all. Every single one. 473 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,223 What about when Jan said the branch was closing? 474 00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:12,077 - God, Dwight. - Well, I just... 475 00:26:14,466 --> 00:26:16,223 Hey, Pam. We're going to Poor Richard's. 476 00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:18,924 - Creed's buying shots. - No, thanks, guys. 477 00:26:19,138 --> 00:26:20,362 - All right. - Have fun, though. 478 00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:23,120 - Cool. - Hey, I hear Jim's coming back. 479 00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:24,821 Really? Where did you hear that? 480 00:26:24,865 --> 00:26:26,149 - Ryan, are you coming ? - Well, I was. 481 00:26:26,272 --> 00:26:28,167 Yeah, we'll meet you there. Awesome. 482 00:26:28,384 --> 00:26:30,400 - Let's go. - I'll tell you later. 483 00:26:30,868 --> 00:26:33,191 - Okay. - Hi. 484 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,140 - Crazy day, huh? - Yeah. 485 00:26:40,247 --> 00:26:42,263 - Yeah. - Man. 486 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:47,012 I'm... 487 00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:50,267 I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here. 488 00:26:51,388 --> 00:26:52,900 Yeah, me, too. 489 00:26:54,057 --> 00:26:57,298 I mean, it'd be a pain to have to find another job, so... 490 00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:00,447 Yeah, totally. 491 00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:08,048 - All right, I'll see you. - Okay. 492 00:27:09,177 --> 00:27:10,622 I was expecting a severance, 493 00:27:10,888 --> 00:27:11,840 some time off. 494 00:27:12,474 --> 00:27:14,724 But maybe this is good. 495 00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:17,786 Finding another job is a pain. 496 00:27:18,685 --> 00:27:21,403 There's another annoying boss, another desk. 497 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:23,942 I'd have to learn everything all over again. 498 00:27:24,964 --> 00:27:28,255 So, there are reasons to stay. 499 00:27:38,647 --> 00:27:41,733 Hey... I think I am gonna take that job. 500 00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:44,250 And Scranton? 501 00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:47,253 It's not that bad. So... 502 00:27:47,725 --> 00:27:49,592 If they offer you a job there... 503 00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:52,881 I think you should take it. 504 00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,108 - Okay, yeah. Maybe I will. - Okay. 505 00:27:56,369 --> 00:27:58,373 Yeah, I'm happy he said that. 506 00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,842 I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything. But... 507 00:28:03,026 --> 00:28:04,577 I'm kind of into him. 508 00:28:06,055 --> 00:28:07,686 So...there you go. 509 00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:16,029 What are we still doing here? 510 00:28:17,073 --> 00:28:18,419 It's over. 511 00:28:19,852 --> 00:28:22,396 Let's go home. Get the car. 512 00:28:27,696 --> 00:28:32,838 This was such a stupid idea. This was so stupid. 513 00:28:32,869 --> 00:28:35,158 I'm such a stupid idiot. 514 00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,228 I let everybody down. 515 00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:39,002 Everybody hates me. 516 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,690 I lost everybody's jobs. 517 00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:45,565 - Nobody likes me anymore! - Oh, my God! 518 00:28:45,706 --> 00:28:48,096 - What? - Stamford is closed! 519 00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:51,619 Michael, we're not closed. Stamford is closed! 520 00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:54,283 - Stamford is closed! We did it. - We did it? 521 00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:56,518 - We did it! - We did it! 522 00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:02,588 - We did it! - Yeah! 523 00:29:03,015 --> 00:29:05,671 Yeah! Right here, right here. 524 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,811 - Yeah, baby! - In your face! 525 00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:15,447 - We did it. - Oh, man. 526 00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:19,175 - How did we do it? - I don't know. I have no idea. 527 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:20,752 I don't understand. 528 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:24,492 For a minute there I saw myself selling my house 529 00:29:24,536 --> 00:29:26,736 moving to Costa Rica learning how to surf 530 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,907 but Costa Rica will still be there 531 00:29:32,517 --> 00:29:34,317 when I am 65.