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Hey, Ryan,

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can I get you a pencil
from the warehouse?

3
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm good.

4
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Well, it's okay.
I'm going down.

5
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Yeah. Absolutely.

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All right, I'll be right back.

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Awesome.

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

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Michael, could you get me a
pen from down in the warehouse?

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Don't mind if I do.

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See you in a minute.

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Okay!

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There you go,
fresh from the warehouse.

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Hey, Michael, would you get me
some coffee from the warehouse?

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There's coffee
in the kitchen, Pam.

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But the warehouse coffee
tastes so much better.

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Yeah. It's better.

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Okay. Great.

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All right, okay.

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I am like Bette Midler in For The
Boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.

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With cream and sugar?

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All right.

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So, I wanted to let you
know that we lost Ed Truck.

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Okay, let me see
if I have his cell.

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Is this the only reason
you are calling, Jan,

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or does somebody miss me?

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Michael Ed died
over the weekend.

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Oh, wow.

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Attention, everybody!

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I just received
a call from corporate

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with some news that they felt
that I should know first.

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My old boss,
Ed Truck, has died.

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Oh, Michael, that's such terrible
news. You must feel so sad.

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Yes, I am. It's very sad,

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because he was my boss.

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Oh, that's a shame.
Ed was a good guy.

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That's right. You worked
with him. So did Creed.

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Well, I'll be in my office

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in case anybody
wants to drop by,

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cheer me up.

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So, did you hear the news?

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The news that you just
announced, that Ed died?

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Yeah.
Is there anything I can do?

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Oh, gosh. What can
anybody do, really? It's...

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He was almost 70.
Circle of life.

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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What's going on
with Fairfield County Schools?

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Karen, did you generate
that price list?

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Shoot. I will. I'm sorry.

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Okay, just get it done.
Jim, will you make sure?

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Suck up!

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Josh, did you hear
what I said?

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Thank you, everyone.

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Damn it.

59
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What's up?

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Oh, nothing. We're
just out of Herr's chips.

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Oh.

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But don't worry about it.

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My snack food doesn't fall under
the umbrella of your authority.

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That's where you're wrong.

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I'm your project supervisor
today

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and I have just decided
that we're not doing anything

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until you get the chips
that you require.

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So I think we should go
get some.

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Now, please.

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It's a real shame
about Ed, huh?

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Yeah.

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Must really have you thinking.

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About what?

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The older you get, the bigger
the chance is you're gonna die.

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You knew that.

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Ed was decapitated.

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What?
Really?

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He was drunk as a skunk,
he was flying down Route 6,

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he slides under an eighteen-wheeler,
pop, it snaps right off.

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Oh, my God.

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That is the way to go.
Instant death, very smart.

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You know, a human can go on living
for several hours after being decapitated.

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You're thinking of a chicken.

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What did I say?

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That is just
not the way

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a Dunder Mifflin manager
should go, I'm sorry.

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Alone, out of the blue.

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Not even have his own head
to comfort him.

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So I'm not exactly sure
how to say this...

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Ed was decapitated.

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What are you doing?

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You said you didn't know
how to say it. I didn't...

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He was driving on the road
and he went under a truck

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and that's when his head
was separated

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from the rest of him.

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Now, we'll let you know more
as soon as I find out.

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Hi.

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If My head ever comes off, I
would like you to put it on ice.

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I do not want
to talk about this.

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When I die,
I want to be frozen.

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And if they have to freeze me
in pieces, so be it.

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I will wake up stronger than ever
because I will have used that time

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to figure out exactly
why I died

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and what moves I could have
used to defend myself better,

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now that I know
what hold he had me in.

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I don't understand.

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We have a day honoring Martin
Luther King, but he didn't even work here.

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I understand how
you feel, Michael, I really do.

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So would it be helpful
to give everyone the day off?

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You really don't get it, do you?
You don't understand these people.

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That is the last thing that
they would want, is a day off.

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Well, what would you suggest?

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A statue.

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Of Ed?
Yeah.

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I'm not sure that's realistic.

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Well, I think it would be very
realistic. It would look just like him.

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No, that's not...

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We could have
his eyes light up.

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Could have his arms move.

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That is not a statue.
That is a robot.

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I think that is a great way
to honor Ed.

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And how big
do you want this robot?

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Life-size.

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No. Better make it two-thirds.
Easier to stop if it turns on us.

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What the hell
are you two talking about?

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Well, we are talking about
how to properly honor

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a man who gave his life as regional
manager of this company, Jan.

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You know what, Michael, I
have really tried with you today

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and I have
to get back to work.

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Oh, do you?

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You know who wished they
could get back to work is Ed Truck.

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So call me when you feel
like... But Ed Truck can't...

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...having a real conversation.
Goodbye. ...because he is dead!

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Look, I gave him a 6-foot
extension cord so he can't chase us.

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That's perfect.

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Okay, that is a "no"
on the West Side Market.

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Okay, great. I think that's enough.
Can I get back to work now?

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Wow.

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Never pegged you
for a quitter.

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I am not a quitter. I will
do this all day if you want.

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Really? I don't know
about that.

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Yeah, all day.

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What are we doing?
What's the game? I want in.

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Oh, there's no game. We're just
trying to get these chips for Karen.

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Did you check
the vending machine?

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Oh, the vending machines.
How did we miss that?

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I have no idea.

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We went right for the copier.

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And then we checked the fax
machine. Yeah, nothing there.

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Did you check your butt?

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Can you imagine
how much blood there was?

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If it happened right here, it would
reach all the way to reception.

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Probably get on Pam.

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Okay, that's enough.

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What? We do not
want to hear about this.

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Well, you know what? I didn't
want to hear about it either, Stanley,

157
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but I did and now
I can't stop picturing it.

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He leaves work, he's on his way
home... His cappa is detated from his head.

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You have just spit on my face.

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Well, you know what, there's
something wrong with you.

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There is something wrong
with everybody in here

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because we have lost

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a member of our family and
you don't want to talk about it.

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You don't want to think about it,
you just want to get back to work.

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There are five stages
to grief,

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which are denial, anger, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.

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And right now, out there,
they are all denying

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the fact that they're sad, and that's
hard, and it's making them all angry.

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And it is my job to try to get them
all the way through to acceptance

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and, if not acceptance,
then just depression.

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If I can get them depressed,
then I'll have done my job.

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I am going
to throw you this ball.

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When you catch the ball,
I want you to say

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the name of a person very important to
you, somebody really special, who died,

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and then I want you
to say how they died.

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And you may cry if you like.

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That is encouraged. Let me just
start. Let me show you how this works.

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I catch the ball.

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I lost Ed Truck

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and it feels like somebody
took my heart

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and dropped it into a bucket
of boiling tears.

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And, at the same time,

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somebody else
is hitting my soul

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in the crotch with
a frozen sledgehammer.

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And then a third guy walks in and
starts punching me in the grief bone.

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00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:03,435
And I'm crying,
and nobody can hear me

187
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:09,108
because I am terribly,
terribly, terribly alone.

188
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,528
Excuse me, I'm sorry to
interrupt. I need to see Pam.

189
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:16,281
There seems to be, like, something
wrong with the radiator in her car.

190
00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,367
Okay, fine, hurry back.

191
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,538
There's nothing wrong
with your car.

192
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:26,375
Just thought you might want a break
from the grief counseling session.

193
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,794
Oh, I would like a break.

194
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:30,671
How are you
liking the new car?

195
00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:31,797
Great.

196
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,965
Yeah?

197
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,009
It sure is small.

198
00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:38,303
Got air bags?

199
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,596
I think so.

200
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,142
I don't know. I was mainly
focused on the cup-holders.

201
00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:47,146
Well, you still aren't
driving so fast, are you?

202
00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:48,856
Yeah.

203
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:55,028
Hi, yeah. This is Mike
from the West Side Market.

204
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:58,991
Well, we had a shipment
of Herr's Salt ♪ Vinegar Chips

205
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and we ordered that about
three weeks ago and haven't...

206
00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:03,453
Yeah.

207
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:09,459
You have the in the warehouse?
Great. What is my store number?

208
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,629
Six.

209
00:11:13,797 --> 00:11:16,008
What? No. I'll call you back.

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00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,509
Shut up.
Six?

211
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:21,763
Okay, we can start.

212
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,474
You waited for me?
Yeah.

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00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:29,062
Pam, you're a member of this family,
so we will wait for our family members.

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00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,272
Phyllis, you want
to give it a shot?

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00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,940
I got it.

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00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,109
When my mother
was pregnant with me,

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they did an ultrasound and
found she was having twins.

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00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,532
When they did another
ultrasound a few weeks later,

219
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they discovered that I had
resorbed the other fetus.

220
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:50,876
Do I regret this? No. I believe
his tissues made me stronger.

221
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,755
I now have the strength of a
grown man and a little baby.

222
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:58,175
Okay, why don't you throw
the ball to somebody else?

223
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,301
Nope.

224
00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:00,594
Oh, yes, Stanley, come on.

225
00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:01,803
Your turn. You have to go.

226
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,222
I will not.

227
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,640
Okay,

228
00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:08,352
I'm going to toss the ball
to Pam.

229
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,230
Let's see.

230
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,191
I had an aunt that
I was really close to.

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00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:17,277
She was
this amazing female boxer.

232
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:22,407
Anyway, she was injured in a
fight, and she was paralyzed.

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So you can imagine
how upset I was

234
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:31,792
when I found out that she asked her
manager to remove her breathing tube

235
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so she could die.

236
00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:36,255
Wow.

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00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:39,925
If you want to cry,
that's okay.

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Thanks.

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00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,227
A few years ago, my family
was on a safari in Africa,

240
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:55,774
and my cousin, Mufasa, was...

241
00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:59,528
He was trampled to death
by a pack of wildebeests,

242
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and we all took it
really hard.

243
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,621
All of us kind of in the
audience of what happened.

244
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,082
Do you want
to talk about it any more?

245
00:13:12,165 --> 00:13:16,211
Oh, it would probably take me, like, an
hour and a half to tell that whole story.

246
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,548
Me, me. Me, me, me.
Me, me. Yes. Okay.

247
00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:26,680
I was trying to throw this party once,
and everyone was over for the weekend,

248
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and then my Uncle Bernie died.

249
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And so, me and my best friend,
we had to pretend

250
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like he was alive, so...

251
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Wait a second.

252
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That's Weekend at Bernie's.

253
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Do you think that
this is a game?

254
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,160
Well, there is a ball...

255
00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:49,411
All right.
We're starting over.

256
00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:50,579
No, I'm done.

257
00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:52,539
You are not leaving!
No, we are not done!

258
00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:54,166
We really have
a lot of work to do.

259
00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:55,709
Yeah, well, you know what?

260
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The guy who had my job
has died and nobody cares!

261
00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:03,050
And he sat at my desk.

262
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,844
Michael, look,

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00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,222
I know this is hard for you,
but death's just a part of life.

264
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I mean, just this morning I saw a little
bird fly into the glass doors downstairs

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and die

266
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and I had to keep going...

267
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:17,272
How do you know?
What?

268
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That that bird was dead?

269
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Did you check its breathing?

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00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,110
It was obvious.

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Was its heart beating?
Toby, did you check it?

272
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No, of course you didn't.
You're not a veterinarian!

273
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,743
You don't know anything!

274
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Michael!

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Michael?

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Michael.

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Oh, God! Oh, my God!

278
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Oh, my God! Come on.

279
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Poor little fella.
Oh, shoot!

280
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He's a goner.
No, he's not.

281
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Yeah.
No, he's not.

282
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,680
Michael, get him away from your head!
He is covered in germs and bacterial

283
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,141
No! You can't get diseases
from a bird!

284
00:14:54,976 --> 00:14:56,728
A dead bird should not be
in the kitchen.

285
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,854
We don't know if it's dead.

286
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,607
No. That thing is dead.

287
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,734
You want me to flush him?

288
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,862
Attention, everybody.

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This will only take
a second of your time.

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00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,663
Today at 4:00 p.m., we will
be meeting in the parking lot

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to have a funeral service
for this bird.

292
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,709
I have a lot of work to do.

293
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,839
Well, I'm sorry to
inconvenience you, Meredith,

294
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:28,427
but that is what you do when
things die. You honor them.

295
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,680
Toby killed this bird and
now we are going to honor it.

296
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,432
But...
No! No! No! That's enough!

297
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:37,769
You know what? This
bird is dead. He died alone.

298
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,897
The least you can do
is be there for him now.

299
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,027
Find a box for him.

300
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,780
I'm calling a supermarket
in Montreal.

301
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Nice.

302
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,543
Nope.

303
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,128
Sounded good.
Thanks.

304
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:14,556
It's okay. It's okay.

305
00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:21,188
Yes, I know, I know. It's been a
tough day, but it's good to let it show.

306
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:24,608
I mean, how many times do I
have to confirm plans with Ryan

307
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:27,027
for him to know
that we have a date tonight?

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00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:32,741
God!

309
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:33,867
What are...

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00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:35,869
What are you doing?

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00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:36,995
What?

312
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:38,788
No, this is about
the right size.

313
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,749
No, God, no! It's not!

314
00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:44,419
What is the matter with you?
Is that the beak?

315
00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:48,423
I'm sorry.
I grew up on a farm.

316
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,176
We slaughtered a pig
whenever we wanted bacon.

317
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:54,387
My grandfather was reburied
in an old oil drum.

318
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,725
It would have fit if he had
given me another minute.

319
00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:03,772
I need a box, I need a box.
A small box.

320
00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:05,482
Not too confining.

321
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:06,650
Is it for the bird?

322
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,109
Yeah.
I have it covered.

323
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,362
Oh, thank you.

324
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,157
If you want to do something
for the funeral. Yes, please.

325
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,034
Maybe you could play a song
on your recorder?

326
00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,202
Excellent.
Do you have it with you?

327
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:18,453
Always.

328
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:25,794
Did I wake up this morning thinking
I'd be throwing together a bird funeral?

329
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,922
You never can tell what your
day here is gonna turn into.

330
00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:35,971
Where'd you find them?

331
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,931
Where'd I find what?

332
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:49,150
I called the manufacturer, who
referred me to the distributor,

333
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,403
who referred me to the
vending machine company,

334
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:55,323
who told me that they sell them in
the machines in the building next door.

335
00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:57,576
Glad you could all make it.

336
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,077
You told us we had to.

337
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,745
Dwight, do you have the box?

338
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,706
Actually, I have it.

339
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,420
You made this? Wow.

340
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,048
That's... That's very nice.

341
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:16,636
When I was five, my mom told
me that my fish went to the hospital

342
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:21,558
in the toilet and it never came
back, so we had a funeral for it.

343
00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:25,645
And I remember thinking,
"I'm a little too old for this."

344
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,355
And I was five.

345
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:31,109
I'd also like to say a
few words if that's okay.

346
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,320
Yes.

347
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,865
What do we know
about this bird?

348
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:42,287
You might think, "Not much, it's just
a bird." But we do know some things.

349
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,081
We know it was a local bird.

350
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,669
Maybe it's that same bird that
surprised Oscar that one morning

351
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,171
with a special present
from above.

352
00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:53,673
I remember that.
That was so funny.

353
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:57,802
And we know how he died,
flying into the glass doors.

354
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,890
But you know what? I don't
think he was being stupid.

355
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:05,352
I think he just really,
really wanted

356
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:09,898
to come inside our building
to spread his cheer

357
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,941
and lift our spirits
with a song.

358
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,777
It's not a songbird.

359
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,780
An impression, then. Lastly,

360
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:20,575
we can't help but notice that
he was by himself when he died,

361
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,954
but of course we all know
that doesn't mean he was alone,

362
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,416
because I am sure that there
were lots of other birds out there

363
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,169
who cared for him very much.

364
00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:32,420
He will not be forgotten.

365
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,630
Amen.

366
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:42,389
Just smile for me
and let the day begin

367
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:48,770
You are the sunshine
that lights my heart within...

368
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:53,441
Society teaches us
that having feelings

369
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:57,779
and crying is bad and wrong.

370
00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:03,743
<i>Well, that's baloney,
because grief isn't wrong.</i>

371
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:07,122
There's such a thing
as good grief.

372
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,958
Just ask Charlie Brown.

373
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,758
Let's get back to work.

374
00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:36,359
Guys, get a broom,
let's clean this up.

375
00:20:38,611 --> 00:20:40,739
Grab a broom,
you heard me. Mush!