1 00:00:29,537 --> 00:00:32,138 1x02? Diversity Day by belkiss & unfold. edited by fancytom 2 00:00:35,054 --> 00:00:39,288 - Hey ya, may I help you in here? - I'm all set thank you. 3 00:00:39,396 --> 00:00:42,542 Good, I *go with the rows*. That's a good idea. 4 00:00:42,824 --> 00:00:44,296 Today is diversity day, 5 00:00:44,297 --> 00:00:46,554 and someone is going to come in and talk to us about diversity. 6 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:48,795 Something that I've been pushing, 7 00:00:49,027 --> 00:00:53,021 that I've been wanting to push for a long time, and corporate mandated it. 8 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:55,853 I never actually talked to corporate about it, 9 00:00:55,985 --> 00:00:58,001 they kind of beat me to the punch, 10 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,416 those bastards.. 11 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:05,975 But I was going to, and I think it's very important that we have this, 12 00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:08,755 I'm very, very excited. 13 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,447 That's the thing, it's a very sturdy paper. 14 00:01:11,495 --> 00:01:14,916 And on the back it says 100% post-customer content. 15 00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:21,428 What? Hello, haha, wait what? 16 00:01:21,918 --> 00:01:25,665 I'm sorry mister Decker, I think I'm losing you. 17 00:01:26,035 --> 00:01:32,465 Hello? Hello? Yeah, hold on one sec, hold on one second. 18 00:01:32,798 --> 00:01:35,418 - Do you really have to do that right now? - Yes I do. 19 00:01:35,435 --> 00:01:37,151 I should have done this weeks ago actually. 20 00:01:37,244 --> 00:01:41,915 Mister Decker, I'm sorry about that, would you wait one second? 21 00:01:42,257 --> 00:01:45,938 Yeah, just one second. Thanks. 22 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:54,819 Hello? That's it, perfect. So what I was saying was... hello? 23 00:01:57,475 --> 00:02:01,539 - Thanks Dwight. - "Retaliation". Tit for tit. 24 00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:05,682 - That is not the expression. - Well that should be. 25 00:02:11,569 --> 00:02:13,611 This is my biggest sale of the year. 26 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:17,572 They love me over there, for some reason, I'm not really sure why, 27 00:02:17,628 --> 00:02:20,991 but you know I make one call over there, every year, just to renew their account. 28 00:02:21,118 --> 00:02:25,637 And that one call ends up being 25% of my commission, for the whole year. 29 00:02:25,731 --> 00:02:29,815 So you know, I buy a mini bottle of champagne, and celebrate. 30 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:35,076 And this year, I'm pushing recycled paper on them, for one percent more. 31 00:02:35,963 --> 00:02:40,969 I know, getting cocky right. 32 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:49,114 - Solitaire? - Yeah, free cell. 33 00:02:49,527 --> 00:02:52,109 - A 6 on 7. - I know, I saw that. 34 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,119 - So then why didn't you do it? - I'm saving that, 35 00:02:55,278 --> 00:03:02,236 - cause I like it when the cards go... - Who doesn't love that? 36 00:03:10,794 --> 00:03:14,601 - Hey? Oscar, how you doing man? - All right. 37 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,601 A good weekend going there? 38 00:03:17,025 --> 00:03:20,659 - It was fun. - Oh yeah bet it was fun 39 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:25,297 - Oh hey? This is Oscar. - Martinez. 40 00:03:25,444 --> 00:03:28,848 - See, I didn't even know, first name basis. - We're all set. 41 00:03:28,905 --> 00:03:32,041 Oh hey, diversity everybody let's do it. 42 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,407 Oscar works in here. 43 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:37,686 - Jim can you wrap it up please? - Yeah. 44 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:40,325 It's diversity day Jim, 45 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,231 wish everyday was diversity day. 46 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,576 You know what, I'm actually gonna have to call you back. 47 00:03:45,741 --> 00:03:50,179 Thank you, sorry about that. 48 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:54,708 - Thank you - Get in the cars? Get in the car? 49 00:03:54,823 --> 00:03:56,792 - Thank you. Thank you very much. 50 00:03:56,925 --> 00:03:59,610 Ok thanks for filling these, I promise this will be quick. 51 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:05,583 At Diversity Today our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations, 52 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:11,271 we believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance. 53 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:14,165 You know what? This is a color free zone here. 54 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,811 Stanley, I don't look at you as another race. 55 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:21,739 See, this is what I'm talking about, we don't have to pretend that we're colorblind. 56 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:25,674 - Exactly. We're not colorblinds. - That's fighting ignorance with - With intolerance. 57 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:30,962 No, with more ignorance. Right exactly. Instead we need to celebrate our diversity. 58 00:04:31,012 --> 00:04:32,671 Let's celebrate. 59 00:04:32,765 --> 00:04:36,981 "Celebrate good times. Come on?" Let's celebrate diversity right? 60 00:04:37,052 --> 00:04:41,732 Yes, exactly. Now, here's what we're gonna do, I've noticed that uh... 61 00:04:41,802 --> 00:04:43,683 You know what, here's what we're gonna do. 62 00:04:43,694 --> 00:04:47,838 What if we go around and everybody, everybody, 63 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:53,292 say a race that you are sexually attracted to so, I will go last. Go. 64 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,888 I have two. White and Indian. 65 00:04:56,113 --> 00:04:58,509 Actually I prefer not to start that way. 66 00:04:58,614 --> 00:05:03,345 Michael I would love to have your permission to run this session, can I have your permission? 67 00:05:03,392 --> 00:05:05,166 - Yes. - Thank you very much. 68 00:05:05,213 --> 00:05:07,608 And it would also help me if you were seated. 69 00:05:07,615 --> 00:05:09,969 Thank you. Ok. 70 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:13,781 Now, at the start of the session I had you write down an incident 71 00:05:14,285 --> 00:05:16,522 that you found offensive in the workplace. 72 00:05:16,552 --> 00:05:19,686 - Now what I'm gonna do is choose one and we're gonna act like... - A few other ground rules? 73 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:22,224 Why don't you run it by me and I run it by him? 74 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,279 OK. Can we steer away from gay people? 75 00:05:25,396 --> 00:05:28,544 I'm sorry it's an orientation, it's not a race. 76 00:05:28,565 --> 00:05:32,282 Plus a lot of other racists are also intolerant at gays so, 77 00:05:32,534 --> 00:05:33,486 paradox. 78 00:05:33,559 --> 00:05:34,950 Well we only have an hour. 79 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:40,482 - Why don't we just refer to Mr. uh? - Mr. brown. 80 00:05:40,564 --> 00:05:42,535 Oh all right? ok? 81 00:05:42,614 --> 00:05:44,638 First test, I will not call you that? 82 00:05:44,695 --> 00:05:46,755 Well it's my name it's not a test, ok? 83 00:05:48,129 --> 00:05:51,401 So. Looking few cards I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, 84 00:05:51,405 --> 00:05:52,150 which is ironic, 85 00:05:52,174 --> 00:05:55,773 because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. 86 00:05:55,785 --> 00:05:59,796 Now how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? 87 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:03,687 Very good, ok. 88 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:07,116 How come Chris rock can do a routine, 89 00:06:07,195 --> 00:06:10,640 and everybody finds it hilarious, and ground breaking, 90 00:06:10,723 --> 00:06:14,394 and I go into the exact same routine, same comedy timing, 91 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:17,409 and people file a complaint to corporate? 92 00:06:17,615 --> 00:06:20,746 Is it because I'm white, and Chris is black? 93 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:25,566 So we're gonna reenact this with a more positive outcome. 94 00:06:25,574 --> 00:06:27,535 I will play the Chris rock guy? 95 00:06:28,089 --> 00:06:29,803 I would like to see someone else pull this off. 96 00:06:29,841 --> 00:06:32,495 Oh let's have someone who wasn't involve in the reenactment? 97 00:06:32,505 --> 00:06:35,446 Ok, I will play guy listening. 98 00:06:35,577 --> 00:06:36,965 Great, guy listening. 99 00:06:37,032 --> 00:06:39,670 - Ok anyone else remember? - I remember. 100 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,096 Great you're the Chris rock guy and you're the guy listening. 101 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:45,486 Kevin is a great guy, 102 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,738 he's a great accountant, he is not much of an entertainer. 103 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:52,122 Basically, there are two types of black people. 104 00:06:52,301 --> 00:06:55,392 And black people are actually more racist, 105 00:06:55,464 --> 00:06:58,165 because they hate the other type of black people. 106 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:02,063 Every time the one type wants to have a good time, 107 00:07:02,075 --> 00:07:05,565 then the other type comes in and makes a real mess. 108 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:11,383 Ok I'm sorry, I'm sorry he's ruining, he's butchering it, could you just let me... 109 00:07:11,491 --> 00:07:15,951 Every time, every time black people want to have a good time, 110 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:20,394 some biiiip ass biiiip, I take care of my kids? 111 00:07:20,395 --> 00:07:24,219 ... always want credit for something they're supposed to do? 112 00:07:24,224 --> 00:07:26,323 Stop it? 113 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:33,248 What do you want? Cookie? 114 00:07:37,971 --> 00:07:40,806 Now this is a simple acronym, H.E.R.O. 115 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:44,302 At diversity today we believe it's very easy to be a hero. 116 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:48,898 All you need are Honesty, Empathy, Respect and Open mindedness. 117 00:07:48,943 --> 00:07:54,164 - Excuse me? I'm sorry but that's not all it takes to be a hero. - Oh great, what is a hero to you? 118 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:57,223 A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. 119 00:07:57,305 --> 00:07:57,729 Ok. 120 00:07:57,758 --> 00:08:00,638 A hero is part human, part supernatural, 121 00:08:00,742 --> 00:08:05,592 a hero is born out of a child with trauma, or out of a disaster, 122 00:08:05,728 --> 00:08:08,699 that must be avenged. 123 00:08:09,174 --> 00:08:15,230 - Ok, you're thinking of a superhero. - We all have a hero in our heart. 124 00:08:15,987 --> 00:08:18,826 Now I need you to take these forms, 125 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:22,379 this is the kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. 126 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:28,620 and I want you to look them over and sign them, as a kind of a group pledge. 127 00:08:30,357 --> 00:08:32,911 I don't think I can sign this. 128 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:35,289 I can't leave until you do. 129 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:36,941 It says here that I've learned something, 130 00:08:36,945 --> 00:08:40,430 and I knew all this stuff already so... 131 00:08:40,995 --> 00:08:43,610 You know I could sign something that says that I taught something 132 00:08:43,611 --> 00:08:47,843 or that I helped you teach something so, Pam, where's she? 133 00:08:47,844 --> 00:08:53,716 - Pam could we change something on this? - Michael can I talk to you candidly? 134 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:57,906 - Sure. - We both know that I’m here because of the comments that you've made. 135 00:08:57,962 --> 00:09:01,663 Here's the thing, this office, I think it's very advanced, 136 00:09:01,744 --> 00:09:06,700 in terms of racial awareness. 137 00:09:06,784 --> 00:09:09,385 And it's probably more advanced than you're used to. 138 00:09:09,489 --> 00:09:13,039 - That's probably throwing you off. - It's not throwing me, I need your signature. 139 00:09:13,059 --> 00:09:17,639 - Ok I know you told me that, several times. - Yes, but you're not listening to me, 140 00:09:17,669 --> 00:09:20,321 - yours is the only signature I need. - Oh ok. 141 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,473 Those are my instructions from the corporate offices 142 00:09:22,493 --> 00:09:26,252 is to put your through this seminar, for the comments that you made, 143 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:32,556 and the only reason why I made copies for everyone was that you wouldn't be embarrassed. 144 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:42,284 Well here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training, 145 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,457 and you don't. 146 00:09:44,463 --> 00:09:47,525 - Don't worry about dating. - I won't. 147 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:53,751 - Ok thank you. - Yep. 148 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:01,608 I regret my actions, I regret offending my co-workers. 149 00:10:01,676 --> 00:10:07,235 I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness, 150 00:10:07,244 --> 00:10:09,326 openmindedness is that a word? 151 00:10:09,362 --> 00:10:13,606 Into the workplace, in this way I can truly be a hero. 152 00:10:13,607 --> 00:10:16,914 Signed, daffy duck. 153 00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:25,679 He's gonna lose it when he reads that. 154 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,791 Hi, is Mr. Decker around? 155 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:32,817 Oh well could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you. 156 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:45,222 I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart. 157 00:10:50,044 --> 00:10:54,592 I do believe in that part of the pledge that I just read, 158 00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:58,805 but a pledge, come on, who are we? The girl scouts? No. 159 00:10:59,004 --> 00:11:05,400 Look, the, the guy Mister brown, he got us half way there, he got us talking. 160 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,654 Well no, I got us talking. It got us nothing, 161 00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:11,039 he insulted us and he abandoned us. 162 00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:14,188 You call that diversity training? I don't. 163 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,912 Were there any connections between any of us? 164 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:21,837 Did anyone look each other in the eye, were there any emotion going on? 165 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:25,463 No? Where was the heart, I didn't see any heart, 166 00:11:25,487 --> 00:11:28,216 where was my Oprah moment? 167 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:34,231 Ok, get as much done as you can before lunch, because afterward, 168 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:37,881 I'm gonna have you all in tears. 169 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:55,533 All right everybody pretty, come on, here we go, it's time. Let's do some good. 170 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:59,446 Hey we are not all gonna seat in a circle in it so are we? 171 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:02,357 - Get out? - I'm sorry. 172 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:05,943 No this not a joke, ok? 173 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:09,570 It was offensive, and lame, so double offensive. 174 00:12:09,607 --> 00:12:17,422 This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. 175 00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:21,447 Ok let's go, let's do it come on let's have some fun everybody. 176 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:30,369 Here we go, take a seat, cop a squat, and thank you for coming in. 177 00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:39,023 Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress, as I've always said. 178 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:43,773 But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape. 179 00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:51,700 Hi I'm Michael Scott, I'm in charge of Dundler Mifflin paper products 180 00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:53,500 here in Scranton, Pennsylvania. 181 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:56,700 But I'm also the founder of diversity tomorrow, 182 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:59,150 because today is almost over. 183 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:05,990 Abraham Lincoln once said that if you're a racist 184 00:13:05,991 --> 00:13:09,300 I will attack you with the north. 185 00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:14,334 And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace. 186 00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:20,960 Ok, questions? Comments? Anybody, Jim? 187 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:24,860 - Uhh, is that it? - Yes I only had an hour to put it together, 188 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,387 - but I’m gonna add onto it later on. - It was kind of hard to hear. 189 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:34,177 Uh yes that probably has something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? 190 00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:38,857 - I have a customer meeting. - Yeah well if you leave we'll only have to... 191 00:13:38,953 --> 00:13:43,063 Yes, enjoy, absolutely. "Namaste". 192 00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:46,397 Ok, well, since I am leading this 193 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:52,208 let's get down to business, and why don't I, just kind of introduce myself, ok? 194 00:13:52,795 --> 00:14:00,741 I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, 195 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:03,990 sort of a virtual United Nations. 196 00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:09,643 But what some of you might not know, is that I am also part native American Indian. 197 00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:11,948 What part, native American? 198 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:15,231 - 2/15th - That fraction doesn't make any sense. 199 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:19,375 Well, you know what it's kinda hard for me to talk about it. It's suffering 200 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:23,296 So who else? Let's get it popping, come on. Whose gone? 201 00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:27,199 Let's go here, Oscar, right here, you're on? 202 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:33,220 Ok Michael, both my parents were born in Mexico 203 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:37,903 and they moved to the united-states a year before I was born, 204 00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:43,060 so I grew up in the united states and my parents were Mexicans. 205 00:14:43,203 --> 00:14:47,019 That is a great story, that's the American dream right there, right? 206 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:49,077 Thank you, yeah 207 00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:55,159 Let me ask you is there a term besides Mexican, that you prefer? 208 00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:57,372 Something less offensive? 209 00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:00,969 - Mexican isn't offensive? - Well it has certain connotations. 210 00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:05,673 - Like what? - Like... I don't know 211 00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:07,373 - What connotations Michael? - No... 212 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,740 - It must have been something - No, remember 213 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:14,753 - I'm just curious - Honesty, Empathy, Respect, 214 00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:16,411 Jim? 215 00:15:17,145 --> 00:15:19,526 Hello? 216 00:15:21,405 --> 00:15:23,850 I have something here, I want you to take a card 217 00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:26,650 put it on you fore... don't look at the card? 218 00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:30,392 I want you to take the card, I want you to put it on you forehead and 219 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:33,631 take a card, any card 220 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:38,298 and I want you to treat other people like the race 221 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:42,897 that is on their forehead. So everybody has a different race 222 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:47,021 nobody knows what their race is, so 223 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,258 I want you to really go for it, cause this is real 224 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,820 you know this isn't just an exercise this is real life and 225 00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:59,411 I have a dream that you all really let this spark fly 226 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,234 get it done? 227 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,665 Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine 228 00:16:04,676 --> 00:16:09,750 There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King, 229 00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:11,400 tend to be more violent. 230 00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:15,314 I'm not gonna do it but it's 231 00:16:15,535 --> 00:16:17,226 oh this is a good one 232 00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:20,704 - Hum, hi how are you? - Fine, how are you? 233 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,385 - Push it - Great 234 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,400 I admire your cultural success in America. 235 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,000 Thank you. 236 00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:35,304 Come on? Olympics of sufferings right here Slavery versus Holocaust, come on? 237 00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:37,491 - Whom am I supposed to be? - It's called role play 238 00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:41,020 well, that was an invert, we didn't actually plan that 239 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:45,152 Lot's of cultures eat rice, That doesn't help me 240 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:50,439 - Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan. - That's nice, Dwight. 241 00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:53,040 OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick. 242 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,600 OK, I like your food. 243 00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:57,855 Uh, Outback Steakhouse, I'm Australian, mate? 244 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,885 - No... - Pam..."I like your food"? 245 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:04,692 No come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam? 246 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,906 Let's do it, let's get ugly, let's get real. 247 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:09,700 OK, if I have to do this, 248 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,600 based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, 249 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,800 you would maybe not be a very good driver. 250 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,600 Aw man, am I a woman? 251 00:17:20,544 --> 00:17:22,796 You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. 252 00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:27,191 I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. 253 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,300 But I just thought, "too soon" for Arabs. 254 00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:35,607 Maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court. 255 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:37,365 - What's you're watching? - Supershow 256 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,803 - really? - Yeah, I downloaded it on her computer 257 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:44,925 - I hope she doesn't mind, she has a lot of extra space. - No way? I think she really likes this stuff 258 00:17:45,015 --> 00:17:49,683 - she's cute hein? - Yeah, she's engaged but 259 00:17:49,817 --> 00:17:56,645 - oh, no, the girl on the... sketch - oh, yeah, she's hot 260 00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:59,472 - Hey. - Hey. 261 00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:03,438 - You wanna go to the beach? - Sure. 262 00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:06,888 - You wanna get high? - No. 263 00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:09,869 - I think you do, mon. - Stop it 264 00:18:10,037 --> 00:18:15,943 you need to push it, you know you could go a little bit further 265 00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:23,366 - Kelly, how are you? - I've had one of the longest meeting I've ever... 266 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:27,227 Welcome to my convenient store. Would you like some gookie cookie? 267 00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:31,800 I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus taxes 268 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:36,594 try my gookie cookie 269 00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:51,738 all right, yes 270 00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,899 that was great, she gets it 271 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,424 now she knows what it's like to be a minority. 272 00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:07,707 Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sell day do we? Excellent, ok 273 00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:12,181 Let me just get your... what's that? 274 00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:15,058 No we didn't close last time... 275 00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:17,967 I just need your... 276 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:22,703 oh, what code were you given 277 00:19:23,426 --> 00:19:25,110 oh ok 278 00:19:25,358 --> 00:19:29,877 yeah, no that's actually another sells-man here, yeah, I can re-do it if you want to do that 279 00:19:29,975 --> 00:19:32,872 oh he gave you discount? No, I don't blame you 280 00:19:33,295 --> 00:19:35,473 I just hated it when that guy was in here, 281 00:19:35,938 --> 00:19:39,232 Mr. brown? If that was his real name?? 282 00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:44,291 I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing 283 00:19:44,795 --> 00:19:49,803 I just wanted to do it our way, you know? 284 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,114 On our own 285 00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,602 man I should have gotten some food 286 00:19:55,713 --> 00:20:01,148 - maybe some spaghetti - ok, Kevin you can take off that thing, ok? 287 00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:06,892 That would have really showed him up, wouldn't it? 288 00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:14,657 I've brought some burritos, some colored greens, some pad thai.. love pad thai 289 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:19,135 it's collard greens 290 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:22,705 doesn't really make sense, cause you don't call it collard people 291 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:24,864 That's offensive 292 00:20:27,548 --> 00:20:33,494 ok, it's after five, so thank you very much 293 00:20:33,614 --> 00:20:37,069 Buena vista Oscar thank you 294 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:41,182 good job oh my man? 295 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:46,879 Thank you brazil nice 296 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:01,703 hey, we can go 297 00:21:11,426 --> 00:21:16,551 not a bad day?