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What ?
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Oh, nothing.
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Pam's on vacation.
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And she gets back tomorrow.
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So, it'll be nice to see her.
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It'll be nice. And...
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She set a date for the
wedding with Roy.
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June, summer.
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So, that'll be nice.
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And that's that.
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What ?
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Oh, nothing.
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Jim's been looking at me
kind of a lot all week.
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I would be creeped out by it.
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But it's nothing compared to
the way Michael looks at me.
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Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation : Occeane
http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
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Spamster.
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Pam, plus Spam, plus...
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- Hamster.
- Right.
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Welcome back.
How was your vacation ?
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- It was great.
- Yeah ? Did you get lucky ?
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Oop ! Boink.
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Roy and I just got back
from the Poconos.
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I get ten vacation days a year.
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And I try to hold off taking
them for as long as possible.
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And this year I got to the
third week in January.
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I am Pam. Spicoli guy.
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Oh, God.
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He needs numbers.
Okay.
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Whoa ! God !
Yuck ! Yuck, yuck, yuck.
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- What ?
- Yuck ! Wow ! What happened in there ?
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- I don't know.
- There is stink in there. My God !
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- What is- what is that ?
- Oh, I don't know.
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- Is that a bird ?
- No, I don't think it's a bird.
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Oh, God, how could that happen ?
How could...
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- Right in the middle of the carpet.
- What's going on ?
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Somebody vomited right in the
middle of the carpet in my office.
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- I don't think that's vomit.
- Check it out.
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- Me ?
- Check it out.
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Don't be a wuss. Just get, no,
I'm not holding your coffee.
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- Tell me what it is.
- Oh, that's a real bitch.
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No, just tell me what it is.
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Michael, I gotta get outta here !
I can't hold my breath that long.
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Open the door up.
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It smelled terrible.
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Oh ! Phew !
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Oh, no !
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I cannot believe a pipe
burst and left that there.
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- That's no burst pipe.
- Well, how do you know that ?
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What is it then ?
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Hey guys ! Somebody making soup ?
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Here she comes.
All clean ? Great.
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- Too stinky.
- That is worse.
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She probably scrubbed it
into the fibers of the carpet.
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Total permeation.
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I am a big fan of Fear Factor.
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I'm a big fan of anything
Joe Rogan does, actually.
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So, this is sort of like
my audition tape.
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I can't stand it
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I can't stand it in here another second.
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Hey, welcome back.
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Thanks.
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So, how was the resort ?
Did you ski a lot ?
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A little.
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Good.
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What's going on here ?
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What ?
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I did not do that.
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That sounds disgusting.
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It wasn't me.
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It wasn't me
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It was not me.
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Hey, Jim !
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I thought that we would be desk
buddies while they change my carpet.
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That might be a little difficult
with the one computer.
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But there's definitely
a desk open in the back.
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Yeah..
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- Which I guess I'll be taking.
- No, seriously. I don't mind sharing.
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No, no, no. Seriously.
I'll be in the back.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Are you moving back here ?
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Just for the day while
Michael's at my desk.
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Because Toby used to sit there.
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But then he had to move over
there because of an allergy.
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Allergy to...the desk ?
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Weird.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ol' bullpen.
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- The ol' bullpen.
- Don't hate me.
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- Okay.
- This is great.
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Yeah.
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The pressures of my office are insane.
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I just- you couldn't understand.
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But you guys have it easy out here.
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You know, I used to sit right here ?
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- No way.
- Yeah
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And who had your office ?
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Ed Truck.
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Ed Truck was the manager before me.
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Horrible. He hated fun.
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It was like, Ed Truck is walking
toward us.Stop having fun.
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Start pretending to do work.
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What a jerk. He's...You know what ?
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I swore to myself, that if I ever got to
walk around the room as manager,
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people would laugh when
they saw me coming.
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And would applaud as I walked away.
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I'm serious, my closet
doors will not shut.
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I mean, it only takes so long to measure
to make sure that clothes will hang up.
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Cause aren't all
hangers like, that big ?
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So I don't understand why the closet
engineer didn't think of that.
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So now I'm doing this new thing,
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where I just leave piles
of clothes on the floor.
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And I walk around the
piles to get an outfit...
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You know who used to sit at that desk ?
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That guy Miles who quit
to form his own company ?
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Todd Packer.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- I thought he was out on the road.
- He was, but...
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That desk was empty.
He'd come in and sit there sometimes.
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When I was in training, many years ago.
Not so long ago.
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I worked side by side with a
fellow named Todd Packer.
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And together we rocked the office.
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Packer and I once spent a
whole day with our pants off.
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And when people noticed,
we convinced them that they were crazy.
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I would gladly pay you Tuesday
for a hamburger today.
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Excuse me one second please.
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What is it that you need
right now that can't wait,
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until I'm off the phone
with a customer ?
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A customer. Well, sound the alarm.
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Okay.
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Another time, Packer held this guy's
head in the toilet for like a minute.
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Guy had no sense of humor about it.
Probably why he wasn't hired.
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- What did you hit me for ?
- Oh, Charlie Horse.
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- What ?
- Charlie Horse !
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- You shouldn't have hit me, Michael.
- Okay !
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Once, as a joke Packer banged
every chick in the office.
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It was hysterical.
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Beyonce, pink the color,
Pink the person, hot dogs,
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Basically anything that is awesome.
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- Sno-cones...
- Hey, Jim.
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Michael wanted me to ask you
how to raise your desk chair.
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- It's the lever on the side.
- That's what I told him. Thanks.
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Oh, my God. He is so cute.
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Would you talk to him for
me and see if he likes me ?
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- No, I don't think I can.
- Please Jim. Please, please, Jim
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Please, please ? He's so cute.
I like him so much.
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And I would do it, but I'm too shy.
Please, Jim ? Please, please.
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Please ? Please, Jim, please ?
Please, please ?
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- Dwight.
- Michael.
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- Let's set up accounting.
- What ?
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Old-fashioned raid.
Sales on accounting.
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Follow my lead.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Michael.
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- What's up ?
- Hey, Dwight.
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Come on, come on !
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- Sales rule !
- Yes !
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Yeah, yeah !
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- Should we help them pick up their stuff ?
- No, no...
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We don't do that.
We don't do that.
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Watch out Pam. You're next.
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You're gonna throw my
things on the ground ?
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Maybe.
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What happened in Michael's
office is wrong.
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I understand it. It makes sense.
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But it's, but it was still wrong.
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Why would somebody ruin
a perfectly good carpet ?
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I don't know.
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Could have been done out of hate.
Could be done out of love
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It could be completely neutral.
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Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady.
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Well, she doesn't do a
very good job, obviously.
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because my office still reeks
like you would not believe.
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I hate her.
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You know what ?
I am beginning to think,
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that what happened to my carpet was
an act of terrorism against the office.
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Against the office.
The only thing that makes sense.
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Hello, am I the 107th caller ?
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Hello, Rock 107, am I the 107th caller ?
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Hello, Rock 107,
am I the 107th caller ?
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I'm totally going to
win us that box set.
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Stop. Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Don't.
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Don't.
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I need to make a sales call.
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- Please.
- All right.
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Am I the 107th caller ?
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That is so soon.
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We'll go back. We'll go back
in a couple weeks, baby.
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- Yeah, right.
- Okay, maybe another month then
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Maybe for, like, Presidents'
Day or something.
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We can do a three day weekend.
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And maybe when we get back, I can call
in sick, and get a four day weekend.
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And when I wake up, I feel fine.
It's so weird.
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And I just hate it. 'Cause
I try to go to bed at, like,
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- Are you kidding?
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Hi, guys.
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We haven't finished getting things
in order from your last visit.
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- I'm just walking around.
- Were you ?
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Well, yeah.
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It's just that we're really
swamped over here Michael.
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I'm not ? Why would you say that ?
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Because I'm having fun ?
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You guys just are working for
the weekend, aren't you ?
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I'm working for the week.
Sales team.
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Listen to me.
This is what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna up the ante
a little bit literally.
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Right here, I'm going to
put a crisp $100 bill.
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The person with the most sales at the
end of the day gets to keep the cash.
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Sound good ?
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70, 80, 1, 2, 3.
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$83. Still a lot of money.
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And I'm going to...
I'm going to leave it right over here.
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Where everybody can see it.
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I will be taking Jim's clients today,
because he is not here.
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And out of sight, out of the contest.
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Let's see who winds up
with the cash, shall we ?
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- You're going to compete against us ?
- Oh, it is on, Phyllis ! It is so on !
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- It is so on !
- God, this is gonna be fun.
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Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us.
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So you have 40 boxes going out.
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And I will deliver those
personally in the Sebring.
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Very good. Nice doing business
with you. Thank you.
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Yes !!
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Yeah. Read it and weep.
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Look at that. Look at me Phyllis.
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Oh, what is that ?
That's my sale.
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- What what's that ? What you doing ?
- Nothing.
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- I think he's dancing.
- No, just...
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- That was definitely not dancing.
- You know what, guys ?
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It's none of your concern.
It was official business. So just...
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- Paper business ?
- Yeah, paper business. Is this done ?
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Nope.
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Extreme Home Makeover puts
together a house in an hour.
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If you were on that crew,
you'd be fired like that.
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Somebody did something
bad to Michael's carpet.
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Maybe that's all we need to know.
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- Who do you think did it ?
- Are you kidding ?
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- I thought it was you.
- Really ? I thought you.
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This was no act of God.
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A person did this.
A person who works in this office.
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Maybe all of them.
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You know what ?
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Today is not a good
day for a sales contest.
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- We're-we're not doing this today.
- That doesn't seem fair.
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You want to talk about fair ?
Does anyone need to smell my old carpet?
248
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You explain to me how that was fair. And
I'll explain to you how this is fair.
249
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Plus, I just, I think that picking today
was sort of taking advantage.
250
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- But you're the one who picked today.
- I am a victim of a hate crime.
251
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Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
252
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- That's not what a hate crime is.
- Well, I hated it, a lot, okay ?
253
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I, you know what ?
254
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If the guilty person would just come
forward and take their punishment...
255
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We'd be done.
256
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Very well. Then you're all punished.
257
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- What's our punishment ?
- You're all on time out.
258
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Just sit there quietly.
259
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Hey.
260
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- What's up ?
- Nothing much.
261
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Let me ask you something.
262
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It's actually a little awkward.
263
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What do you think of Kelly ?
264
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I don't know.
265
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Depends if you like a little junk in...
266
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She's really cool.
267
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- Are you interested in her ?
- Yeah, totally.
268
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- Really ?
- Did she say something ?
269
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She said lots of things.
270
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Do you know if she's looking
for a long-term thing ?
271
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Or if she'd be cool just, hanging out ?
272
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- I have no idea.
- Can you find out ?
273
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Yeah.
274
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Sure.
275
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Long-term, definitely.
276
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Fall in love, have babies,
spend every second together.
277
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But don't tell him that, okay ?
278
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Just tell him I'm, like,
up for anything.
279
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I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows.
280
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Do you remember Ed Truck ?
281
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Sure, he hired me.
How's he doing ?
282
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How would I know ?
283
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I thought you might.
284
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My biggest fear is turning into him.
285
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Michael, you should have
much bigger fears than that.
286
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I wasn't talking literally, Creed.
287
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Yeah, being buried alive would be worse.
288
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Happy ? Why am I talking to you ?
289
00:15:51,848 --> 00:15:52,451
Ed !
290
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Hi, thanks for meeting me.
291
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Must be kind of neat coming back.
292
00:15:58,175 --> 00:15:59,673
Yeah. Shall we go upstairs ?
293
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:02,712
Well, honestly, Ed, I really don't
want to be up there right now.
294
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,112
So, what's the problem with my pension ?
295
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:08,021
No, no, no. You're good.
296
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:09,542
It was clerical. You're good.
297
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,750
Well, somebody did
something in my office.
298
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,941
And I now think that they did it on
purpose and it was directed at me.
299
00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:17,252
But what was done ?
300
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:20,102
I didn't get a good look at it.
301
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,661
But it smells horrible.
302
00:16:23,428 --> 00:16:26,213
Yeah, somebody once
did that in my office.
303
00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:27,800
- Really.
- Yeah.
304
00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:28,803
Well, that figures.
305
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:32,762
So how did you deal with
people not liking you ?
306
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,313
You can't expect to be
friends with everybody.
307
00:16:36,848 --> 00:16:37,731
- sure I can.
- No.
308
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,800
They'll always think
of you as a boss first.
309
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,652
Not necessarily.
310
00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:43,901
You can love a boss
like you do a father.
311
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I'm not sure that ever happens.
312
00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:48,961
Well, ok, different management styles.
313
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Why can't your workers be your workers ?
314
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,092
Family be your family,
your friends be your friends ?
315
00:16:54,925 --> 00:16:57,942
Last week, I would've given a
kidney to anyone in this office.
316
00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:01,813
I would have reached right into my
stomach and pulled it our for them.
317
00:17:01,928 --> 00:17:03,482
But now, no.
318
00:17:03,538 --> 00:17:06,562
I don't have a relationship with
these people that I thought I did.
319
00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,862
I hope they ask.
320
00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:12,313
So they can hear me say " : no."
321
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:15,281
I only give my organs
to my real friends.
322
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,430
Get yourself a monkey kidney.
323
00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:22,062
Hey, Brenda, this is,
Jim Halpert from the boat.
324
00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:25,513
And I got your number from
the corporate directory.
325
00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:29,010
And, well, I'm assuming that
you probably gave it to them,
326
00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:32,641
because you wanted
me to ask you out, right ?
327
00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:35,330
So give me a call back.
328
00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:37,562
You can get my number
from said directory,
329
00:17:38,105 --> 00:17:42,690
Or just check your email
cause I just sent you one.
330
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:47,921
Yikes. Give me a call back, I hope.
331
00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:51,562
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
332
00:17:53,096 --> 00:17:55,683
You just asked a girl out on the phone !
333
00:17:57,988 --> 00:17:58,783
Yup.
334
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,472
Yes.
335
00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:06,590
Hello. Yes. I'm looking for a gay
nerd named Michael Scott.
336
00:18:06,797 --> 00:18:08,950
Who is this ?
How did you get this number ?
337
00:18:09,117 --> 00:18:11,102
Your mom, you gay nerd.
338
00:18:11,268 --> 00:18:15,932
Oh my God. Packer. Packster !
Wacky Pack. How you doing ?
339
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:19,402
Hey, listen, did you get
that package I left for you ?
340
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:23,741
No. Did anybody see a
package here today ?
341
00:18:24,278 --> 00:18:26,903
- No, how big was it ?
- It was pretty big.
342
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:28,392
- Really ?
- Yeah.
343
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,172
Did you see a big package ?
Where did you leave it ?
344
00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:33,972
- Left it in the middle of your office.
- Realy ?
345
00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:36,731
Guys, did you see a big
package in my office ?
346
00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:40,622
You mean the thing ?
347
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,362
Are you kidding me ?
348
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,750
- Special delivery.
- That was Packer !
349
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:53,630
You are dead, you are dead, my friend.
350
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:58,083
That is hila- Oh God !
Of course it was you.
351
00:18:58,418 --> 00:19:02,911
- Sit on the throne, Michael.
- Yeah, yeah !
352
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,080
Oh my God. It was Packer.
353
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,553
It takes an advanced sense of humor.
I don't expect everybody to understand
354
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,343
It was done out of love,
just like I thought.
355
00:19:12,665 --> 00:19:16,241
It's, God, these people are so,
these are good people
356
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:20,772
We have fun. We just have fun.
357
00:19:21,438 --> 00:19:24,490
I'm just so sorry that
I threw the thing out.
358
00:19:34,596 --> 00:19:39,090
- You have 7 unheard messages.
- Hey, Jim, It's Pam.
359
00:19:39,588 --> 00:19:41,182
I keep looking up to say
something to you,
360
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,193
and then Michael's there.
And it's horrible.
361
00:19:43,658 --> 00:19:46,450
Anyway, I'm bored. Come back.
362
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:50,182
Hey, guess what. I moved my computer
so I can't see Michael's head.
363
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:51,980
It's working.
I think I can have a career,
364
00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:54,500
as a very specific type of decorator.
365
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:58,832
Sudoku. Level, moderate. Time,
18 minutes. Suck on that Halpert.
366
00:20:00,358 --> 00:20:02,200
I'll transfer you.
367
00:20:02,298 --> 00:20:04,862
Dunder Mifflin this is Pam.
Hold, please.
368
00:20:05,946 --> 00:20:07,640
Dunder Mifflin, this is. Okay, sorry.
369
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,642
Michael was standing at my
desk and I needed to be busy.
370
00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:12,210
Or who knows what would've
happened. So thank you.
371
00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:15,670
What's that word we made up for when
you have a thing stuck in your shoe ?
372
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:19,180
Anyway, I have a thing
stuck in my shoe.
373
00:20:19,297 --> 00:20:20,992
I have a chance to sneak
out of here early,
374
00:20:21,156 --> 00:20:23,903
And I'm not messing this
up so I'll see you tomorrow.
375
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,672
Calling from my cell phone.
376
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:28,392
I don't know if you guys figured out
who did that to Michael's carpet yet.
377
00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:31,663
But I have a theory that it involves
an interdepartmental conspiracy.
378
00:20:32,235 --> 00:20:34,862
Everybody in the office.
We need to talk.