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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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- Jim !
- What's up buddy ?

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This is not funny.
Why is my stuff in here ?

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Wow, that's weird.

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Ooh, dollar for a stapler,
that's pretty good.

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Yeah, well, I'm not paying
for my own stuff, okay ?

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I know you did this 'cause you're
friends with the vending machine guy.

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- Who, Steve ?
- Yeah, Steve.

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What do I want ?
What do I want ?

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It's a pencil cup.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's my pencil cup.

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Um, I don't think so,
I just bought it.

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Uh, I think so, and you're
going to hand it over to me.

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I love these.

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Okay, fine.

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My wallet ?

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Um, oh, there it is. J1.

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I don't have any...

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Here you know what,
you can have some nickels.

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5, 10.

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15, 20, 25...

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Saison 2 - Episode 11
Booze Cruise

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Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation : El Uploador

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Hello everyone.

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Morning Michael.

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Where are we going
this afternoon ?

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Last week, Michael sent out
this mysterious memo.

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"It's time for our first quarter
camaraderie event."

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"So pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush."

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"Rubber-soled shoes..."

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"...and a ski mask."

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A ski mask and a swimsuit ?

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So that he can have us rob a bank,

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and then escape through the sewers.

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And brush our teeth.

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Yeah ?

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- Michael...
- Stanley...bo banley.

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- I need to know-
-  Banana fana fo fanley.

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- What we're doing.
- Me mi mo manley.

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- You said bring a toothbrush.
- Stanley.

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Is this an overnight ?

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- Maybe, I don't know.
- Not maybe, yes or no.

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Well, no, but...

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okay, don't spoil it for everybody.
All right ? But, we...

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are going on a booze cruise
on Lake Wallenpaupack.

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In January ?

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It's cheaper.

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This is not just another party.

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This is a leadership
training exercise.

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Right ?

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I'm going to combine
elements of fun

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and motivation and education
into a single,

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mind-blowing experience.

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It is now time to unveil the
destination of this year's retreat.

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We are going on a harbor cruise
of Lake Wallenpaupack.

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- It's a booze cruise !
- All right !

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I have a test for business school
tomorrow night.

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Is it okay if I skip the cruise
and study for that ?

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No, this is mandatory.

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But don't worry, you know what ?
You're going to learn plenty.

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This is going to turn your
life around, Ryan.

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I'm already in business school.

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- Wait, Michael.
- Yeah?

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Why did you tell us to bring
a bathing suit ?

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To throw you off the scent.

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Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.

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Well, just keep the tags on
and you can return it.

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I took the tags off already.

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Well, that's not my fault, okay ?

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Just-we're not going to pay
for a bathing suit.

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Okay. I know what
you're all thinking.

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Who is this smart little cookie ?

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Her name is Brenda...

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...something,
and she is from corporate.

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And she is here, like you,
to learn from what I have to say.

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I am a great motivational speaker.

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I attended a Tony Robbins
event by the airport last year,

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and...

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It wasn't the actual course.
You have to pay for the actual course.

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But, it talked about
the actual course.

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And I've incorporated a lot
of his ideas into my own course.

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Leader...ship.

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The word ship is hidden inside
the word leadership.

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As its derivation.

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So, if this office is
in fact a ship,

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as it's leader...

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I am the captain.

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But...We're all in the same boat.

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Teamwork.

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Last year, Michael's theme was
"bowl over the competition."

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So, guess where we went ?

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Now, on this ship
that is the office,

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what is the sales department ?

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Anyone ?

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How about, the sales department
is the sails ?

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Yes, Darryl, the sales department
makes sales. Good.

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Let me just explain. I see the sales
department as the furnace.

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- A furnace ?
- Yeesh, how old is this ship ?

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How about the anchor ?

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What does the furnace do ?

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All right, let's not get hung up
on the furnace.

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This just...

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It's the sales. I see the sales
department are down there,

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they're in the engine room and they
are shoveling coal into the furnace,

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right ?

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I mean who saw
the movie "Titanic" ?

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They were very important
in the movie "Titanic".

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Who saw it ?
Show of hands ?

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Not really sure what movie
you're talking about.

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- You sure you got the title right ?
-  "Titanic" ?

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I think you're thinking of
"The Hunt for Red October".

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No, I'm...
Leo DiCaprio, come on !

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Michael stands in the front
of the boat

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and says he's king of the world
within the first hour,

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or I give you my next paycheck.

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Michael, everyone in the
engine room drowned.

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No, thank you, spoiler alert.

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You saw the movie,
those of you who did.

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They're happy down there
in the furnace room.

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And they're dirty and
grimy and sweaty.

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And they're singing
their ethnic songs. And...

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Actually, that might be warehouse.

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- What ?
- The, no, no.

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No I didn't...

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okay, well, the...

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Okay, in a nutshell what
I'm saying is leadership.

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We'll get, we'll talk more
about that on the boat. Ship.

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Aye, aye, Captain.

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<i>A three hour tour.
A three hour tour.</i>

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<i>Pam, you are Mary Ann.</i>

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We have...
The Professor and Ginger.

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Welcome aboard.

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Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey.

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Uh, the native.

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Sometimes they come
from neighboring...

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Oh, uh, we have, uh...
one of the Globetrotters.

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I am the Skipper,

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and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.

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- Cool.
- Actually, I'm the Skipper.

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- But you can be Gilligan.
- Oh, I'd rather die.

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Hi, I am Michael Scott.

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I am the Captain of this party.

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I'm Captain Jack.
I'm Captain of the ship.

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I'm also captain of anyone
who sets foot on this ship.

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Hi, welcome aboard.

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Okay.

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In an office, when you are
ranking people,

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manager is higher than captain.

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Oh a boat, who knows ?
It's nebul-ose.

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Hey look.

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I'm king of the world !

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Okay, all right.

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Welcome aboard.

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I am your captain, Captain Jack.

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And I am Regional Manager of
Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott.

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Welcome, welcome.

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- Okay, so, um...
- Okay, so.

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Please. The, uh, life preservers.

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They are located underneath the seats
all along the perimeter of the boat.

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But don't worry,

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you are not going to be needing
life preservers tonight.

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Well, we might just be, okay ?
Please let me finish, okay ?

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Thank you.

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So, the Coast Guard requires that
I tell you where the safety exits are.

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Now, on this ship, it's very easy.
Anywhere over the sides.

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Not only am I your ship's captain,
I am also your party captain !

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Woo, we're going to get it
going here in just a few minutes...

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And I'm your party captain too !

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And you are going to put on
your dancing shoes later on.

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- Hey, Mike, Mike.
- So we are gonna...

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- Uh, if you don't mind.
- Rock it !

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- What ?
- Please, okay ?

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If the boat's a-rocking,
don't come knocking.

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- Michael.
- Yup.

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Uh, your company employees

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are not the only people
on the boat tonight, okay ?

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We're all going to have
a good time tonight.

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Why don't you let me and
my crew do our job ?

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You just sit back and
have a good time ?

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- Okay, yup.
- All right ?

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You guys, it's like we're in high
school and we're at the cool table.

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- Right ?
- Yeah.

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Pam, were you a cheerleader ?

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No, she was total little Miss
Artsy Fartsy in high school.

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She wore the turtleneck
and everything.

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That's hilarious.

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It's not hilarious, but...

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- Where'd you go to school ?
- Bishop O'Hara.

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Piss slop who cares-a ?

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We played you.

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You, you really look familiar.

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Did you, uh, you cheered
for them, didn't you ?

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Mmm, no.

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Yes, I did.

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A-W-E... S-O-M-E,

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awesome, awesome is what we are
we're the football superstars.

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- A-W-E
- I remember that !

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- S-O-M-E
- We crushed you like 42 to 10.

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- Having fun ?
- Yeah.

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Everybody's really nice.

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Good, well, that is what
Scranton is all about.

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Not like you "New Yawkers."

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When are you going to
start the, uh, presentation ?

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Well, I already sort of started it
back at the office.

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And on the dock
with the Gilligan thing.

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So, right now, I was thinking.

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Yes. Okay !

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Listen up, all you,
Dunder Mifflinites.

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I would like to talk to you
all about life preservers.

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Now, one important life preserver
in business is IT Support.

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Not now, Mike, we're
doing the limbo !

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Ha, ha, that's right, partiers.
It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo !

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- So, okay.
- All right !

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I need a volunteer to come up here
and hold my stick.

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- Huh, who's it going to be ?
-  Me.

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- Okay.
- Me, me, me.

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Me, me, me.

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Usually it's a woman.

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- I'm stronger.
- Hey, I got an idea.

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How would you like to steer
the ship, Dwight ?

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Keep us on a steady course.

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Keep a sharp eye out,
I'm counting on you.

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I was the youngest pilot
in Pan Am history.

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When I was four,

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the pilot let me ride
in the cockpit,

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and fly the plane with him.

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And I was four and I was great !

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And I would have landed it,

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but my dad wanted us
to go back to our seats.

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All right, all right.
That was great,

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now it's time for
the dance contest !

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Why don't we do that after
I do my presentation and...

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Nope ! Dance contest !

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All right, we'll have a motivational
dance contest. Hit it !

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Yeah, okay. Dancing.

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It is a primal art form used
in ancient times

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to express yourself with the body.

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And communicate.

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Sometimes you have
to take a break

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from being the kind of boss

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that's always trying
to teach people things.

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Sometimes you just have to
be the boss of dancing.

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What do you do with
a drunken sailor

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What do you do with
a drunken sailor

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What do you do with
a drunken sailor

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Ear-ly in the morn-ing

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Hey, come inside and talk to me.

250
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I can't. Do you want us
to run aground woman ?

251
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Snorkel shot, snorkel shot !

252
00:11:57,536 --> 00:12:00,121
Snorkel shot, snorkel shot !

253
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Snorkel shot !

254
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,561
Who's next ?
Come on, Pammy, come on, come on !

255
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- I'm not doing that.
- Come on !

256
00:12:09,238 --> 00:12:10,193
Tequila !

257
00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:13,300
That's what I'm talking about.

258
00:12:13,327 --> 00:12:16,090
Hey, why don't we find like,
a quieter place to hang out ?

259
00:12:16,165 --> 00:12:18,792
You know what, I've just gotta
wait for Darryl to do his shot.

260
00:12:18,818 --> 00:12:21,292
Just a minute.
Come on, Darryl, Darryl !

261
00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:23,421
It's getting kind of rowdy
down there.

262
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,821
Yeah.
"Darryl, Darryl, Darryl."

263
00:12:29,787 --> 00:12:31,652
Sometimes, I just don't get Roy.

264
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Well.

265
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I mean, I don't know.

266
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So.

267
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What's it like dating
a cheerleader ?

268
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I'm cold.

269
00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:34,011
So, what's this presentation
all about ?

270
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Ah, see, this is of
general interest.

271
00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:39,651
It is about...priorities.

272
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And making decisions,
using the boat as an analogy.

273
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,561
What is important to you ?

274
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If the boat is sinking,
what do you save ?

275
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- Women and children.
- No, no.

276
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Salesmen and profit centers.

277
00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:53,653
That's a stupid analogy.

278
00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:58,263
O-kay, well obviously you don't
know anything about leadership.

279
00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:02,311
Well, I was the captain of a
PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat

280
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during Desert Storm.

281
00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:06,500
Wow, you should be the
motivational speaker.

282
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:08,533
Him ?
O-kay.

283
00:14:08,617 --> 00:14:11,251
Yeah, he gives me real
responsibility, Michael.

284
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,673
Captain Jack delegates.

285
00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:15,180
He's let me steer the ship
for the last hour.

286
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,443
I'd like to be engaged.

287
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,121
How did you manage
to pull that off ?

288
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,960
Uh, I've been engaged for
three years,

289
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and there's no end in sight.

290
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:29,753
So, you don't want to ask
my advice.

291
00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:32,472
Suppose your office
building's on fire.

292
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,350
Jim, who would you save ?

293
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:38,223
Let's see...

294
00:14:41,178 --> 00:14:42,272
the customer.

295
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:43,812
Cause the customer is king.

296
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,893
Not what I was looking for,
but a good thought.

297
00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:47,702
He's just sucking up.

298
00:14:47,765 --> 00:14:49,522
When you were in the Navy,

299
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,611
did you, um, ever almost die ?

300
00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:54,573
Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't
thinking about some customer.

301
00:14:54,885 --> 00:14:56,670
I was thinking about my first wife.

302
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The day I got back on
shore, I married her.

303
00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:06,600
You know what,
I would save the receptionist.

304
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,361
I just wanted to clear that up.

305
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:16,323
Hey, everybody, uh, could I have
your attention for just a second ?

306
00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:17,971
Would you listen to me
for a second ?

307
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,353
We were up at the front

308
00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:21,970
and we were talking about
what's really important and...

309
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:23,650
Pam, um,

310
00:15:24,537 --> 00:15:26,040
I think enough is enough.

311
00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:28,143
I think we should set a date
for our wedding.

312
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,572
How about June 10th ?

313
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:30,870
Come on, let's do it.

314
00:15:32,038 --> 00:15:33,101
Come on baby !

315
00:15:33,135 --> 00:15:34,993
Oh, my God, congratulations !

316
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,301
Congratulations.

317
00:15:38,678 --> 00:15:39,680
Yes !

318
00:15:40,278 --> 00:15:41,343
Oh, my God !

319
00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:42,550
I love you baby, come on !

320
00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:43,520
Congratulations !

321
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,273
Come on, I don't want
to take credit for this,

322
00:15:52,308 --> 00:15:55,371
but Roy and I were just having
a conversation about

323
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:59,591
making commitments and making
choices, right ?

324
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,821
Did I motivate you ?

325
00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:02,613
No, it was, it was Captain Jack.

326
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,402
- Well....
- Captain Jack !

327
00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,693
Could have been either one of us

328
00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,971
because, pretty much, we were
saying the same thing.

329
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:10,581
Congratulations, that is great.

330
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:11,920
We gotta celebrate !

331
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:17,633
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
I got an idea, I got an idea.

332
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,642
I can marry you right now
as captain of the ship, huh ?

333
00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:24,162
I can marry you as Regional
Manager of Dunder Mifflin !

334
00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:27,030
No, no, no, no, I want my mom
and dad to be there.

335
00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:28,620
Then, I'll give you away !

336
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,500
No, thank you.

337
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,712
Do you think that'll ever be us ?

338
00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:40,341
No.

339
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:43,462
What is wrong with you ?

340
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,412
Why did you even bring me
here tonight ?

341
00:16:45,857 --> 00:16:47,080
I don't know.

342
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,770
Let's break up.

343
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,161
Wh-what ! ?

344
00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,503
This is where old Captain Jack
drives the boat.

345
00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:58,161
Seasick ?

346
00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,712
Captain Jack says you
should look at the moon.

347
00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:02,492
Captain Jack's a fart face.

348
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,023
I'm on medication.

349
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,521
Really ? What ?

350
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:11,132
Vomicillin.

351
00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:17,272
Okay, all right,
it's time to be boss.

352
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,630
Time to motivate,
let's blow some minds here.

353
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,510
Okay guys, guys, guys, cool it.

354
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,092
Everybody. Dunder Mifflin
and Scranton employees.

355
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:28,492
Brenda. I have some very, very,
urgent news I need to tell everybody.

356
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,190
Right now, listen up.

357
00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:32,470
The ship, is sinking.

358
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,592
Okay ?

359
00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:36,422
We're going down, right now.

360
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:39,121
Just wrap your heads
around the reality of that.

361
00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,421
Shh, please, everybody, it's my
turn now, okay ?

362
00:17:42,468 --> 00:17:43,643
Captain Jack is gone.

363
00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:47,812
In five minutes, this ship is going
to be at the bottom of the lake.

364
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:50,910
And there aren't enough
spaces on the lifeboats.

365
00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,671
Who are we going to save ?

366
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:54,730
Do we save sales ?

367
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,973
Do we save customer service ?

368
00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:58,811
Do we save accounting ?

369
00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:01,632
This is a business scenario, right ?

370
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,062
It's a scary...

371
00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,402
- What the hell's going on here ?
- It's a predicament.

372
00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:09,033
And it's something that each and
everyone of us have to think about.

373
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,101
I'm in the brig, see ?

374
00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:15,040
Boat's not as corporate
friendly as advertised.

375
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,760
What is the deal with the guy
jumping overboard ?

376
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:19,873
What was...

377
00:18:20,155 --> 00:18:23,451
If he had just waited and
heard what I had to say,

378
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,320
he would be motivated right now
and not all wet.

379
00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:42,922
Somebody there ?

380
00:18:45,946 --> 00:18:47,422
What happened to you ?

381
00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:51,111
Captain Jack has a problem
with authority.

382
00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:55,242
Oh, right, 'cause you announced
that his ship was sinking ?

383
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,051
Yeah, he just totally lost it.

384
00:18:58,886 --> 00:19:00,660
If you ask me, he caused the panic.

385
00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:07,152
What a night.

386
00:19:08,296 --> 00:19:10,491
Well, it's nice for you.
Your friend got engaged.

387
00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:12,020
She was always engaged.

388
00:19:12,076 --> 00:19:13,611
Roy said the first one
didn't count.

389
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,410
That's...great.

390
00:19:19,906 --> 00:19:21,882
You know, to tell you
the truth, I...

391
00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:24,853
used to have a big
thing for Pam.

392
00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:26,271
So...

393
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:28,173
Really ?
You're kidding me.

394
00:19:30,598 --> 00:19:31,820
You and Pam ?

395
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,071
I would have never...

396
00:19:36,345 --> 00:19:39,191
put you two together.
You really hid it well, God !

397
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:42,643
I usually have a radar
for stuff like that.

398
00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:47,140
You know, I made out with Jan.

399
00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:48,701
- Yeah, I know.
- Yeah ? Yep.

400
00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:50,680
Well, Pam is cute.

401
00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:52,322
Yeah.

402
00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:55,182
She's really funny and...

403
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,491
She's warm and she's just...

404
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,303
Anyway.

405
00:20:01,737 --> 00:20:04,220
Well, if you like her so much, uh,

406
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:05,431
don't give up.

407
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:09,030
She's engaged.

408
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,440
B.F.D. Engaged ain't married.

409
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,130
Never, ever, ever give up.

410
00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:27,182
Don't worry, Michael.

411
00:20:27,846 --> 00:20:29,271
I'm taking us to shore.

412
00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:31,483
It's a fake wheel, dummy.

413
00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:35,951
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