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Go, in the door..
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Push !
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Push !
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No no no! Turn it around.
Turn it around, you're breaking.
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Shove it, breaking !
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You shove it! Shove it back !
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Here we go.
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Don't break the branches, Dwight.
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Ah, I got a splinter.
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Well, suck it up, we all have problems.
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Hey everybody.
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Look what we have !
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Nice, huh ?
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- I've got it leveraged. Push !
- One three.
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- Straight up.
- Ready, one, two, three.
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Merry Christmas !
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Episode 210- Season 2
CHRISTMAS PARTY
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Catch 22 team :
El uploador, Keyshawn, Occeane, Unfold
Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com
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Did it work ?
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Well, sort of.
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Why did you get it so big ?
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'A', that's what she said.
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And 'B',
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I wanted it to be impressive.
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he biggest day of the year deserves
the biggest tree of the year.
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But what are we going to do
with this hacked off part ?
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Well, that is a perfectly
good mini tree Kevin.
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And we are going to
sell that to charity.
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That's what Christmas is all about.
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So this year,
for the first time ever...
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I got Pam in Secret Santa.
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And I got her this, teapot.
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Which I know she really wants.
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So she can make tea at her desk.
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but I'm also gonna stuff
it with some inside jokes.
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Like...
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This is my high school yearbook photo.
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She saw it at the party,
and it really makes her laugh.
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I'm not sure why.
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What else?
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Because she thought it was ketchup
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And, it was really funny.
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So I kept the other two.
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This would take a little
too long to explain.
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So I won't.
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And this is a card.
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Because Christmas is the time
to tell people how you feel.
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Is there anything we're missing ?
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Phyllis, you got the lights ?
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Yes, I got those cute little ones.
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Do you think I should have
gotten the big ones ?
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We'll see.
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Angela, drafted me into the
party planning committee.
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Her memo said that we need to
prepare for every possible disaster.
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Which to me seems...excessive.
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Merry Christmas !
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Pimp !
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I'm kidding.
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What do we got ? What do we got ?
How many plates are we getting ?
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Fifty.
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Double it. Double everything.
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Double ice cream.
Double napkins. Double it.
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On me.
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It was a tough year
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I had to fire somebody this year.
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This party has to really rock.
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Check it out.
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Christmas bonus.
Three-thousand G's.
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I got this for helping save
the company money
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So I guess some good came
out of firing Devin after all.
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Maybe I should call him, tell him that.
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I want people to cut loose.
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I want people...making out in closets.
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I want, I want people hanging from
the ceilings, lampshades on the heads
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I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party.
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And also, I want you to know,
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and spread the word, that
I will have my digital camera.
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And I will be taking
pictures all along the way.
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And the best and craziest
thing that happens,
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will be on the cover of the newsletter.
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Incentive.
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You do realize that we can't
serve liquor at the party.
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Yeah, I know. Dammit.
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Stupid corporate wet blankets.
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Like booze ever killed anybody.
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One, two, three.
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You guys should use a hand truck.
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Do we have one ?
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No.
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Will you help me ?
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No. No way.
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It- no.
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Come on, Mike. Let me borrow the hat.
For just a couple of hours.
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- You wanna be Santa ?
- Yeah.
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Have you ever seen Santa ?
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Yeah, I've SEEN Santa. Who cares ?
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Okay, well, I'm sorry.
It just doesn't work.
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Michael !
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I would like to be the elf.
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That makes sense, because
he has elfish features.
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Okay, everyone, listen up !
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It is time, to get your presents.
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Wrap them, and place them under the tree.
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Like so.
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If you do not get your present wrapped,
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and under the tree within
the next five minutes,
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you will be disqualified
from Secret Santa.
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All right ? No exceptions.
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Except Michael.
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I got Angela.
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She's into these posters of babies...
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dressed as adults.
I got her one of those.
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I felt kind of weird buying that.
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I got Creed.
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And to tell you the truth,
I don't know anything about Creed.
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know his name's Creed.
I know he works right over there.
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I think he's Irish and I...
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I got him this, uh, shamrock keychain.
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I got myself for Secret Santa.
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I was suppose to tell
somebody, but I didn't.
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You get something good this year
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I think I did a pretty good job.
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Who'd you have ?
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I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret.
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think I got something
pretty nice for my guy.
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- Yeah ?
- Spent a lot of dough. A lot of dough.
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Wow.
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Well, there, there's
a $20 limit, right ? So.
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Yeah, I wanted this party
to be really special.
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So I sorta went above and beyond.
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hat's great, well, don't
tell me who it is, 'cause...
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It was Ryan ! Yep.
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I have Ryan.
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Gather 'round.
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Secret Santa, let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
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Stanley, no. I'm gonna handle the cord.
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Kay ? Safety reasons.
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I know how to plug something in.
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I wanna do it.
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All right !
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Let's count it down.
Like Rockefeller Center.
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Ready ?
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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Yeah !
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Not great.
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Sorry, everybody.
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I think the tree looks nice.
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- I could get some flares from my car.
- No, no
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Shake it off, everybody.
Just, let's do Secret Santa.
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Presents are the best way to show
someone how much you care.
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It is like this tangible thing
that you can point to and say:
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"Hey, man, I love you this
many dollars worth."
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First present, Oscar.
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A shower radio, neat.
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Oh, great. That was from me.
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hanks, Kelly. You know, I was
gonna get one of these.
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Okay, that's enough.
Let's keep it moving on. Jim.
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Ah, cool.
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That's from me.
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Great.
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Where'd you get it ?
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I don't know, it was so long ago.
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He obviously forgot to get me something.
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And then he went into his closet
and dug out this little number.
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And then threw it in a bag.
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Yep, that's exactly what happened.
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Pam.
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Oh, my God !
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Thank you very much, Santa.
Whoever you are.
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- It's awesome.
- There's a little more to it.
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All right, next. Ryan.
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Don't !
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A video iPod.
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omebody really got carried away
with the spirit of Christmas.
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It was me. I got carried
away with the spirit.
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Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift?
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This is 400 bucks.
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- You don't know that.
- Yeah, you left the price tag on.
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I did, what ? Oh, shoot. Wow,
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Well, who cares?
It doesn't matter what I spent.
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What matters is that
Christmas is fun, right ?
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Michael.
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For me ?
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What is in here ?
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- Come on.
- I-I knitted it for you.
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An oven mitt ?
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Okay.
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So Phyllis is basically saying :
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"Hey Michael, I know you did
a lot to help the office this year."
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"But I only care about you...
a homemade oven mitt's worth."
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I gave Ryan an iPod.
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Should we just keep
opening up the presents ?
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We don't do anything until Michael
gives us further instructions.
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I got it !
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We are going to turn Secret
Santa into Yankee Swap !
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What is, Yankee Swap ?
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One person chooses a gift.
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The next person can
either choose a gift.
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Or steal that person's gift.
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If your gift gets stolen, then you
can steal someone else's gift
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Or choose a new gift.
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I thought that was
called nasty Christmas.
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Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
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Well, I call it fun !
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Why are we doing this ?
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Because it's better.
Because it's more special.
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- I sounds mean.
- Shut...
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No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.
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Michael should have asked the
party planning committee first.
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He's not supposed to just spring
things on us out of nowhere.
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Okay, Meredith is up first.
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Here's the deal.
You can either pick a new gift,
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OR, you can steal somebody
else's gift they've already gotten.
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Like the oven mitt.
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I'll take the teapot.
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Oh, shouldn't we...
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I bought that specifically for Pam.
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Yaaankee Swap.
That's what makes it fun.
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- Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.
- I'll take the iPod.
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And I have to give it to her ?
I don't have a choice ?
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Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt,
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the old shirt, the shower
radio or pick a new gift.
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- That was meant for Kelly.
- Yeah, I figured.
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I think this is going great.
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- Yikes.
- Well, it's for Angela, so...
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That's like the creepiest
thing that I've ever seen.
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Angela, you're up.
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I'll take the poster.
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Some people like these.
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I will steal the iPod.
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Everyone wants the iPod.
It's a huge hit.
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It is almost a Christmas miracle.
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Ah, well, Oscar, you little gourmand.
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You have the next turn.
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I'll take the teapot.
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Dammit.
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Okay, moving along,
Meredith, let's go.
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I really want the iPod.
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It's already been stolen this round.
Pick something else.
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I hope nobody takes this baby,
'cause this is great.
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Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship.
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Somebody really put a lot of
work into that. It's beautiful.
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I'll take the oven mitt.
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See, I wanted somebody to take it.
Boom.
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Reverse psychology.
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Reverse psychology is an awesome tool.
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I don't know if you guys know about it.
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But, basically you make someone think
the opposite of what you believe.
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And that tricks them into
doing something stupid.
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Works like a charm.
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In addition to these paint
ball pellets your gift includes,
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two paintball lessons
with Dwight Schrute.
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You and me, Michael. Yes !
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Who wants to take
paintball lessons ?
260
00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:40,732
How is that better than an iPod ?
261
00:12:40,955 --> 00:12:43,332
I never said it was better than an iPod.
262
00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:49,081
Michael keeps bragging about his iPod.
But, you know what ?
263
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,540
Two paintball lessons with
someone as experienced
264
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:54,311
as I am is worth easily like two grand.
265
00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:56,692
Take that Saddam.
266
00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:58,520
Last gift, Kevin.
267
00:12:58,638 --> 00:13:00,823
I want the footbath.
268
00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:05,300
That's the thing I bought myself.
269
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:08,511
I'm really psyched to use it.
270
00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:13,072
Maybe I should have taken the iPod.
271
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,910
Shoot.
272
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:19,523
Pam, steal something
or pick the final gift.
273
00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:21,690
I want the iPod.
274
00:13:21,796 --> 00:13:24,481
- Dammit.
- Sure you don't want the teapot ?
275
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,931
I mean, it's an iPod.
276
00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:28,021
- Right.
- Sorry.
277
00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:29,850
No, no, definitely.
278
00:13:29,987 --> 00:13:34,491
Okay, well, I guess I will take,
that book of short stories.
279
00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:38,170
Yes! There you go.
I want the teapot.
280
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:40,210
Gracias.
281
00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:41,733
You gotta be kidding me.
282
00:13:41,848 --> 00:13:46,160
Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets..
283
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,032
Christmas.
284
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,031
What is she so upset about ?
285
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,890
Maybe because you hated
her present so much.
286
00:13:54,987 --> 00:13:57,131
I think Yankee Swap was a big hit.
287
00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:58,842
I think it was a success.
288
00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:01,262
And I'm the one who ended up with
Dwight's stupid paint ball pellets.
289
00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:04,792
Yeah, but Michael, the point is that
we all bought gifts for specific people.
290
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,712
And you should have just bought
a $20 gift like everyone else.
291
00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:11,290
Well, I didn't! I got a big bonus
because I fired Devin,
292
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:14,212
And I used the money to buy
something awesome. Sue me !
293
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:18,100
You got a bonus check ?
294
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,600
How much ?
295
00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:24,323
It wasn't...It wasn't that much.
It was 3,000.
296
00:14:24,438 --> 00:14:26,891
All right, I'm done now.
297
00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:33,860
Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that
anyone's ever done for these people.
298
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:34,792
And they freak out.
299
00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:38,491
Well, happy birthday, Jesus.
Sorry your party's so lame.
300
00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,750
That comes to 166.41.
301
00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:45,322
All right, now you're the expert.
302
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:48,213
Is this enough to get
20 people plastered ?
303
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,562
Fifteen bottles of vodka?
304
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:55,600
-Yeah, that should do it.
- Cool, cool. Box it up.
305
00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:02,112
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
306
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:05,590
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
307
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,663
I bought this teapot for Pam,
and I know she really wants it.
308
00:15:08,736 --> 00:15:10,581
- So can I trade you for it ?
- No trades.
309
00:15:10,698 --> 00:15:13,470
Come on. It's a shamrock keychain.
Good luck.
310
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,770
A real man makes his own luck.
311
00:15:15,928 --> 00:15:17,503
Billy Zane, "Titanic".
312
00:15:17,515 --> 00:15:19,270
Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight.
313
00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:22,871
Can I buy it from you ?
- No, I want it. I'm going to use it.
314
00:15:22,945 --> 00:15:24,580
- You don't even drink tea.
- True.
315
00:15:24,698 --> 00:15:26,163
But I get sinus infections.
316
00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:29,983
And sinus infections can be cured by
making a tea, from green tea leaf stems.
317
00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:34,111
And pouring it directly
into your nose like so.
318
00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:39,751
To think that my gift to
Pam will be used for that...
319
00:15:40,557 --> 00:15:42,781
It's a little too much to handle.
320
00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:44,571
- This is awesome.
- I know,
321
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,812
It's totally going to change
the way I workout.
322
00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:49,291
Yeah, and I was going to get
you one of these for Christmas.
323
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:51,570
Now I don't have to.
I'm gonna save a ton of money.
324
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,862
So what are you going
to get me instead ?
325
00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:56,371
I don't know.
Probably like a sweater or something.
326
00:15:59,956 --> 00:16:03,181
Looks like Santa was a little naughty.
327
00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:06,120
What is that ?
328
00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:10,150
This is Christmas spirit.
As in spirits. Booze.
329
00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:12,010
We can drink ?
330
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,051
We're really not supposed
to serve alcohol.
331
00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:17,332
Zip it! Toby.
Just, I mean, it's a party, come on.
332
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:21,133
If I can't throw a good party for
my employees, then I am a terrible boss.
333
00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,632
- Who wants a drink ?
- Me, please.
334
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,910
Here we go !
335
00:16:27,525 --> 00:16:29,561
The deal is that this is my last hurrah.
336
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:33,512
Cause I made a New Year's resolution
that I'm not going to drink anymore.
337
00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:35,541
During the week.
338
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:37,353
- Hi, guys.
- Hey.
339
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:40,150
Does everyone know
my boyfriend, Bob Vance ?
340
00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:43,393
- Kevin Malone.
- Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
341
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:46,192
- Stanley Hudson.
- Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
342
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:49,152
- Ryan Howard.
- Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
343
00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:52,593
What line of work you in, Bob ?
344
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:56,150
I got, I lost Culpepper
at TO, it was over, man.
345
00:16:56,638 --> 00:17:01,031
Oh yeah, I need McNabb and Deon Branch
to have big games or else I'm done.
346
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:04,302
It's possible. I can't believe you
traded Sean Alexander, man.
347
00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:06,952
- I had to I need a defense.
- Come on! Sean Alexander ?
348
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:09,243
- He's the best back in the league !
- Defense.
349
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,062
- Oh, no, it's-that's not worth it.
- It is worth it.
350
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,081
- Never.
- Are you kidding ? You wait.
351
00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:18,621
Anybody making out in here ?
Not yet, give it time
352
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,892
Oh hey, Ebenezer. Boink.
353
00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,171
Okay, how's it going in here ?
354
00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:25,340
We're running low on cups.
Do you want me to just run out and
355
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,463
- Yeah, there should be some
- No, no, no.
356
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,213
We'll find some, don't leave the party.
357
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:30,502
One, two, three !
358
00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:37,971
Kudos to Ryan, king
of the party committee !
359
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:40,841
Oh, no, I REALLY did not do anything.
360
00:17:40,938 --> 00:17:43,173
No false modesty, my friend.
361
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:49,542
You know, you don't have
to answer calls during a party.
362
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,912
- Just thought you should know.
- No.
363
00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:54,400
I was just, checking out my present.
364
00:17:58,136 --> 00:17:59,733
I traded with Dwight.
365
00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:04,652
I figured, you know, you went to a lot
of trouble and that means a lot.
366
00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:09,782
And also Roy got me an iPod or,
367
00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:13,360
was going to get me an iPod, so...
368
00:18:14,158 --> 00:18:19,280
Well, either way. This is an amazing
gift because it comes with bonus gifts.
369
00:18:20,427 --> 00:18:22,293
Look inside.
370
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,191
Oh my God !
371
00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:31,411
The yearbook picture !
372
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,103
Yeah, I think I made the right choice.
373
00:18:34,735 --> 00:18:36,612
Oh, my God.
374
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:38,591
This is incredible.
375
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,783
Is this the Boggle timer ?
376
00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:42,703
I didn't think you were going
to get that one. I really didn't know.
377
00:18:43,735 --> 00:18:46,080
This is so awesome.
378
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:49,222
Not bad- and if it couldn't go to Ryan,
you are the guy I'd want it to go to.
379
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:50,960
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
380
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:52,440
Merry Christmas asswipe.
381
00:18:52,485 --> 00:18:55,541
No way! Oh, you're kidding me.
Packer !
382
00:18:57,245 --> 00:19:00,381
Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen !
383
00:19:00,768 --> 00:19:02,563
What's up, my nerds ?
384
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,521
- Check it out.
- Oh no, no.
385
00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:05,881
Oh, look at that !
386
00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:07,791
Icing on the cake !
387
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,133
Pac man need a drinky.
388
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,503
Let's fix you up.
Who wants to fix up- Toby?
389
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,140
Toby's gonna fix you up.
390
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,913
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
391
00:19:20,355 --> 00:19:21,632
Darryl !
392
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,732
Here you go. You earned it.
393
00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:25,381
- That's okay Mike.
- No no no no no
394
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,522
I really want you to have it.
395
00:19:27,805 --> 00:19:29,672
All right, thanks, man.
396
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:32,042
Hey, Merry Christmas.
397
00:19:33,717 --> 00:19:35,540
Whose butt is that ?
398
00:19:35,895 --> 00:19:36,783
Mine.
399
00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:39,153
How did I not guess that ?
400
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:41,042
Lampshade on the head !
401
00:19:41,325 --> 00:19:43,661
It's happening !
402
00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:45,452
Ho, no !
403
00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:55,081
Hey.
404
00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:57,271
Hello there.
405
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,402
- What are you doing ?
- I don't know.
406
00:20:02,045 --> 00:20:05,123
You shouldn't do things like that.
The man is supposed to do that.
407
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,333
Thanks for the party Michael.
408
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,560
Listen up, we're going
to Poor Richard's.
409
00:20:22,937 --> 00:20:24,101
- Who's in?
- I'm in.
410
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:25,733
- Yes !
- Michael ?
411
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:28,552
Poor Richard's ?
412
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,250
Yeah, that sounds good.
413
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,540
Christmas is awesome.
414
00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:34,131
First of all...
415
00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:36,430
You get to spend time
with people you love.
416
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,712
Secondly...
417
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,022
You can get drunk and
no one can say anything.
418
00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:43,791
Third, you give presents.
What's better than giving presents?
419
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:45,881
And fourth, getting presents.
420
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,121
So four things.
Not bad for one day.
421
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:51,171
It's really the greatest day of all time.
422
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,533
Hey Meredith, heading
over to Poor Richard's ?
423
00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:57,501
Yep.
424
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,000
Cool, cool, cool.
425
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,282
You need a ride ?
426
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,621
All right, let's head out.
427
00:21:13,195 --> 00:21:15,673
Sounds good, do you have a coat ?
428
00:21:15,906 --> 00:21:18,240
- Yeah.
- Oooh-kay.