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Hey, Oscar.
Big Will & Grace fan, huh?

2
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Nope.

3
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Everybody assumes I am.
I always get them as gifts.

4
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Dunder Mifflin is having our
first ever garage sale.

5
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Like many Americans,

6
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we realized we had a lot of things
that we didn't really need.

7
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And 10 cents of every dollar
is going into the party fund

8
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so we can throw parties
for ourselves.

9
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People, look alive!

10
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It's show time!

11
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Doors open in
three, two, one!

12
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Ooh! Yikes!

13
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It's cold, Dwight.
Just shut the door

14
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and let people
come in the front.

15
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It's good that it's cold.
It will drive business inside.

16
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The signs will
drive business inside.

17
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The warmth will
lure people inside.

18
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Just close it.

19
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This is how...
I'm not closing the door.

20
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Close the door. Close it.

21
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Close it.
Stop it!

22
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Kevin, shut the door.

23
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Uh-oh!

24
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Looks like someone's
sign's a little crooked.

25
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It looks awful.

26
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Need a thumb tack?
Sure.

27
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Not so fast.

28
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Schrutes are farmers by hobby
and traders by trade.

29
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Through the art
of the swap,

30
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I will walk out of this garage
sale with the finest item here.

31
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I will trade you
for the used candle.

32
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Forget you.

33
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Come on. It's trash, like your
sign, unless you have this.

34
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Fine. Just give it.

35
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That's how it's done.

36
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Whoa! I love her.
How much for that?

37
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I actually don't know
why I brought that

38
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because it's
kind of priceless.

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Ten dollars.

40
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No. I paid $500 for that.

41
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$200.
$500.

42
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$20.
$45.

43
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Get lost.
Damn it.

44
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And that is how you do it.

45
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We don't have to sell
that if you don't want.

46
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If it's a problem
with the neon,

47
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I can have my
neon guy take a look.

48
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No, you know what, it's really
more for a bachelor pad.

49
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I just want to
get a fair price.

50
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Well, we could put it
in storage in case.

51
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In case?
In case of what?

52
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You know, in case maybe
something changes.

53
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I don't have an "in case."
Do you have an "in case"?

54
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Nope.

55
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How much for
the Slip 'n Slide?

56
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Get lost.

57
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Yes, hello, Mr. Flax. This is Michael
Scott, your daughter's boss.

58
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I am calling because I am going to
have to fire your daughter Holly

59
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because she's such
a terrible employee.

60
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I'm just kidding.

61
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I'm kidding.
I am actually calling

62
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because I'm
in love with her.

63
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I love your daughter,
and I have for some time.

64
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And I would like to discuss
my intentions with you,

65
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which are to ask
her to marry me.

66
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And I was just hoping that you
would give me your approval.

67
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And this isn't a joke. So call
me back when you get this.

68
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And I look forward to
speaking. Thank you.

69
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Mmm.

70
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Are you serious? A half-used candle?
Get out of here, Dwight.

71
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You're blocking my table
with your giant body.

72
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Because there's
a huge line of people

73
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who want your
spinster tchotchkes.

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Screw you, man.
People like my stuff.

75
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People like Ryan?

76
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Let me tell you
about men like him.

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He comes over and you're like, "Hey,
baby, let me light a candle."

78
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And you pull out
this one, half used.

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He's like, "Who else is she seeing?
I better lock her down fast."

80
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You can take my Helen
Fielding collection.

81
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And the Jennifer
Weiner collection.

82
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Oh, my gosh, you have
the Dallas board game?

83
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Yeah. When I was a kid,
I was on Dallas.

84
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Really?
Yeah.

85
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We missed our
connecting flight

86
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and we spent the
entire day on Dallas.

87
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Then we spent a week on Hawaii.
I was on heaven.

88
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We should play it.

89
00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,241
Well, there's
no instructions.

90
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It's Dallas, the game.
We can figure it out.

91
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Yeah.

92
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I'm pretty good
at board games.

93
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Well, should we make it
a little interesting?

94
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Sure.

95
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What is this?

96
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How did those get out?
I'm sorry.

97
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"Professor Copperfield's
Miracle Legumes"?

98
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I was in Jamaica
and I got lost,

99
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and it was getting dark this one
night and then out of nowhere,

100
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this guy comes with a cart
and he's selling these.

101
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Dwight, he told me
things about myself

102
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that there's no way
he could have known.

103
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That's a common
swindler's trick.

104
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Probably. Probably.

105
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So I buy some, I turn the
corner, I feel like an idiot,

106
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so I go back to get my
money and he was gone.

107
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So you want to
sell me magic beans?

108
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Correction. I do not
want to sell you

109
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"Professor Copperfield's
Miracle Legumes."

110
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Nice try. No, correction,
terrible try.

111
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Michael called Dad?

112
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Your friend, Michael,
yes. What's going on?

113
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Um...

114
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I think I know, but I'll
sound stupid if I'm wrong.

115
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Is Dad there?

116
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Hollis?
Hi, Dad.

117
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There was a program
on TV about India.

118
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Okay. Did you
connect with Michael?

119
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You want to watch it?

120
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I'm not there, Dad.
I'm in Pennsylvania.

121
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What... What are
you doing there?

122
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I live here.

123
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Can I talk to
you about Michael?

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I'll put your mother on.

125
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- No, no, no, Dad...
- Holly?

126
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Mom, Dad can't seem to
focus on the subject.

127
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Don't you worry about him.
He's got me.

128
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Well, who do you have?

129
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I have your father. He's right here.
I'll put him on.

130
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No, Mom.

131
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Oh! Which one's decaf?

132
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Michael! Michael! Hey!
Hi!

133
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Hi, I'm just coming out to see what
you're doing and maybe stop you.

134
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Ah!

135
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You know what?
Do you have a siphon?

136
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I think I'm going
to run out of gas.

137
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Why do you
need more gas?

138
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Well, I'm writing a message.

139
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Is it a good message
or a bad message?

140
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I'm asking Holly
a question in fire.

141
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Are you proposing?

142
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Maybe.

143
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Wow!

144
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You know what? I've got gas
on my hands and my shoes.

145
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Would you... Would you light it?
Do the honors, please?

146
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Yeah. Yeah. No problem.

147
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Pam?
Yep.

148
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Could you light this, please?

149
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Michael, you've had two ideas
today, and one of them was great

150
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and the other
one was terrible.

151
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,692
I am not in the mood
for riddles, Pam.

152
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This is terrible.

153
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No, this is romantic.

154
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You know what? I'm going to get a
hose and then we'll talk about it.

155
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Okay, we'll figure it out.

156
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I'll be right back.
Just stay there.

157
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Free sample?

158
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My mom makes the
best pesto in the world.

159
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And I always tell her,
"Mom, you should sell this.

160
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"You'd make a fortune."

161
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And she always says,
"No, it's just for family."

162
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Well, finally I was like,
"... it. I'll sell it."

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So I'm like, "Mom, I need
you to make a ton of pesto

164
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"for a pesto party
for all my friends."

165
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She's like, "Okay."
Pesto party? Really?

166
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Anyway, she makes like 100 bottles worth.
It's so good.

167
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And Phyllis just had that
"mom look" I wanted.

168
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You got this
kosher certified?

169
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No. I meant like, "It's cool. It's kosher.
It's all good."

170
00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:05,643
Ryan, you have such an interesting mind.
So creative.

171
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,156
All these new business
ideas and artistic projects.

172
00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,750
Thank you.
What you got there?

173
00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,554
It's just
Stanley's old photo album.

174
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I was thinking about
throwing it in the garbage.

175
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I mean, why would I want some
random black man's old photo album

176
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sitting on my book shelf?
I'm not James Franco.

177
00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,140
Things are going very well.

178
00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,574
I traded a thumb tack
for Meredith's junk,

179
00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,611
for Kelly's crap,
for Phyllis's garbage,

180
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,011
for Oscar's trash,
for Stanley's crap,

181
00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,345
for Ryan's junk,
for Creed's garbage,

182
00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:40,353
for a very cute squid
that Erin happened to have.

183
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Jim, put those away.

184
00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,956
I'm really sorry.
Pam must've put those out.

185
00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,859
All right,
just out of curiosity,

186
00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,454
what were the claims
for those beans?

187
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,265
They're legumes, Dwight.

188
00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,359
And you're just going to make
fun of me, so why would I...

189
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,204
You know what?
This ends now.

190
00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,580
Hey, Michael, everyone's
in the conference room.

191
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,044
Why?

192
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,214
You called a meeting.
I don't...

193
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:17,847
I did?

194
00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,786
Okay.
Thank you all for coming.

195
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,989
I would like to talk to you
today about recycling.

196
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,464
Michael.
Yes?

197
00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,501
We are a family. I could
not agree with you more.

198
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,900
And I've always believed that
we should all be very involved

199
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,995
in one another's personal
lives in a very major way.

200
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,062
Yes. Thank you.

201
00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,129
So about this proposal thing.

202
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,506
No, no, no, no.
My mind's made up.

203
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,602
I am not going
to change my mind.

204
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,873
You can't
talk me out of it.

205
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,812
Michael,
she's perfect for you.

206
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:43,941
She's the one.

207
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,542
She's amazing.
This is very exciting.

208
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,352
So we just... We want to
help you plan the proposal

209
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,724
so that it's safe, and responsible,
and realistic and doable.

210
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,259
I had a great idea
until you ruined it.

211
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,730
You want to know
how to do it?

212
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,927
Here's how you do it. Take her out
to dinner, go down on one knee.

213
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,766
If you are in a costume,
you did something wrong.

214
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,762
If at any point,
you find yourself

215
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,706
tying the ring
to a dog's collar,

216
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,801
stop and look at yourself.

217
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,468
Hmm.

218
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,548
I'm going to play me
a little old blackmail card.

219
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,842
Nice.

220
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,509
And call a proxy meeting

221
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:22,113
and take control of
Ewing Oil once and for all.

222
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,754
No, you can't do that.

223
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,520
You can't play
a blackmail card

224
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,356
and call a proxy meeting
in the same turn.

225
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:33,360
Why not? It seems to me
we're just making up rules

226
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,925
because somebody forgot
to staple the rule book

227
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,836
to the inside of the game,
like a normal human being.

228
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:43,366
And I'm going to play this
here "share the wealth" card.

229
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:47,380
Which entitles me to half
of both of you all's money.

230
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,245
So, if you don't mind.

231
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,114
No, this card is
from the wrong game.

232
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,983
This is from
The Game of Life.

233
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,146
It was in the box.

234
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,587
Well played.
Thank you.

235
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,681
We must honorably
adhere to the rules

236
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,386
that we are
making up on the spot.

237
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,025
No, but that's not fair.

238
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,464
Well, that's Dallas.

239
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,200
Dallas indeed.

240
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:13,901
What? Ryan, where did
you get this picture?

241
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,474
My mom also
makes the best salsa.

242
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,281
This is your mom's
old stuff?

243
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,748
Yeah, mostly.

244
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:25,741
How's she doing?

245
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,215
It didn't go down easy,
but she's made some friends

246
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,950
and it's already
better than it was.

247
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,422
How do you know
when it's time?

248
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,290
I don't know
if you ever know.

249
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,819
And if you wait for the day when
your parent comes to you and says,

250
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:41,663
"I can't take care of myself,"
that's never going to happen.

251
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,334
I have a box of bras under the
table if you're interested.

252
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,267
Let me see.

253
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,409
Okay, I think animals and
proposals are out. Right, Ryan?

254
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,447
Didn't you read in one of
your blogs that animals...

255
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,211
Blogs are out, but people are texting
each other, "No more animals."

256
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,611
How about this?

257
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,621
I throw a corpse dressed
like me off of the roof.

258
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,479
It hits the ground...
Yep.

259
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,922
...the head pops off.

260
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,220
This leads to me
saying the line,

261
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,421
"I lost my head when I
fell in love with you."

262
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,622
That's a guarantee.

263
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,097
Easy enough
to get a corpse.

264
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,895
You just go to a med school.
I already have the ring.

265
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,431
Don't think you
need the corpse then.

266
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,330
There's the ring.

267
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,669
Holy... Is that real?

268
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,763
Yeah.

269
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,135
They say three-year salary.

270
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,702
Is she not going
to like that?

271
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,245
No, she's going to love it,

272
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,148
so I think you can
keep the proposal simple.

273
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,383
You know,
like when Jim proposed.

274
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,113
He just...
He got down on one knee

275
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,779
and he told me
that he loved me

276
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,220
and he asked me to marry
him, and it was perfect.

277
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,158
Where was that?

278
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,853
At a gas station.

279
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,085
At a gas station?

280
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,694
Well, it was when she was
working in New York,

281
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,164
so it was halfway
between both of us.

282
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,532
That must have
been a surprise

283
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,833
when at the gas
station you proposed.

284
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:56,133
No, it was really... It was really sweet.
It was raining and...

285
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,707
Yeah, you didn't say
that the weather was bad.

286
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,804
That sounds perfect.

287
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:08,379
I want this to be an event that everyone
talks about always and forever.

288
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:09,912
Totally reasonable.

289
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,714
I just... It's terrifying.

290
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,652
She's not going to say no.

291
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,056
I know, but I'm still scared.
I don't know why.

292
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,060
Because it's a big deal.

293
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,329
I mean, I knew Pam was going to
say yes, but I was still scared.

294
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:22,961
You were scared?

295
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,368
Yeah, it's scary.

296
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:32,170
Get this. Kevin thought I was going
to sell my Bowflex for $200.

297
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,545
And I told him, "Dude, this
was a prop in my movie."

298
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,411
Look, I need to talk to you.

299
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,650
Okay. It's because we
haven't sold anything.

300
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,415
You know what? You just wait
until the end of the day,

301
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,547
people will get desperate and
they're going to pay anything.

302
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,788
I think I need to
go home to Colorado.

303
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,820
My dad isn't doing so well.

304
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,487
Oh!

305
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,226
Okay. For how long?

306
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,027
I don't know.

307
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,767
Is he all right?
Yeah.

308
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,826
Are you okay?

309
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:58,928
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just, you know...

310
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,769
I just don't want to go home
when he's on his death bed.

311
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,672
You know, I want to be there
when he's still my dad.

312
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,439
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you
definitely need to do that.

313
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,642
And I want you
to come with me.

314
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,578
I know that's a lot
to ask of a boyfriend.

315
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,511
Okay.

316
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,886
And I was thinking,
you know, maybe,

317
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,085
since given our
last conversation

318
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,527
and that we're both ready...

319
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,496
Michael Scott, will you...

320
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,831
No, no. Shut it.

321
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,105
Oh, God,
nope, nope, nope.

322
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,736
What?

323
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:41,508
No, I am not going to be
proposed to in the break room.

324
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,880
That is not going
to be our story.

325
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:44,940
Mmm-mmm.

326
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,614
Should have burned this place
down when I had a chance.

327
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,516
Hey, guys, it's my turn.

328
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,925
You can't go. You're dead.
I shot you five moves ago.

329
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,326
Yeah, I told you,
you can't shoot people.

330
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,229
I told you we're
way past rules.

331
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,062
We have been
for some time now.

332
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,002
I start having rules now,
everything we've built collapses.

333
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,131
Well, this is stupid,
and I want my money back.

334
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,234
Where's the money?

335
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,608
Yeah, where is it?

336
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,113
Okay. You know what?
I am never,

337
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:18,447
ever playing games
with you two again.

338
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,455
And that is Dallas.

339
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,922
- Nice.
- Not bad, right?

340
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,156
I can't really tell,
but...

341
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,358
Nice.

342
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,526
I know, right?

343
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,702
What the...

344
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,136
Oh, my God.

345
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,369
That's impossible.
It is, right?

346
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,570
I mean, it's impossible.

347
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,208
All right. I'll take them.

348
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,911
They're probably worthless.
Probably.

349
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,115
Leave the telescope.

350
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,223
I started with
a thumb tack

351
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,251
and traded my way
to a telescope.

352
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,925
But in a way
the most valuable thing here

353
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,023
wasn't the telescope
at all. No.

354
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,632
It was this
packet of beans.

355
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,070
So I traded
the telescope for it,

356
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,132
and I can just go
buy another telescope.

357
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,308
Hey. How'd we do?

358
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,377
Thirteen dollars.
That's great.

359
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,681
And still have most
of our stuff? Good.

360
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,010
Listen, about earlier...

361
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,919
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's not talk about that.

362
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,925
It was wrong to put you
in that position. I...

363
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,086
Michael, you're my life now.

364
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,356
I'm not going to Colorado.

365
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,999
You know what?
Let's go for a little walk.

366
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,365
I want to show you
some stuff.

367
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,341
So this is one of my favorite
places in the world.

368
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,344
Why? This is where
Toby announced

369
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,778
that he was
going to Costa Rica.

370
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,941
It was the happiest
day of my life

371
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,985
until the day you
came to replace him.

372
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,516
Let's go in here.

373
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,254
And this is where
we first kissed.

374
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,591
I remember.

375
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,495
And this is where
we first made love.

376
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,692
Oh, yeah.

377
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,234
Remember what
I tried there?

378
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,701
Michael.

379
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,869
Through these blinds
is where I first saw you,

380
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,570
and you had
all these boxes

381
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,840
and I thought you were the
prettiest mover I'd ever seen.

382
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,942
And I was sitting
at this desk

383
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,715
when I called you to
tell you that I had herpes

384
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,380
and that I was
still in love with you,

385
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,624
and you said that it was over
and that you didn't love me.

386
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,992
But thank goodness
none of that was true,

387
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,190
including the herpes.
Ingrown hair. Yes.

388
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:50,463
Right in here, this is where
we co-ran our first meeting.

389
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,235
You remember?
Obesity awareness.

390
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,330
Mmm-hmm.

391
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,636
Saved a lot of
lives that day.

392
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,074
That's when you
first met Michael Klump.

393
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,144
"I say, I say,
I'll sit on you."

394
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,510
And right over there,
that's where you realized

395
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,915
that Meredith was prostituting
herself for Outback steak.

396
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,550
And I will never forget that you
had the cutest look on your face

397
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,611
because you
couldn't believe it.

398
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,817
You thought
it was so wrong.

399
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:13,618
And over here...

400
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,786
What happened here?

401
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,489
Well, nothing.
Nothing, really.

402
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,499
I would just find
an excuse to come here

403
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,432
so I could stare at
you through that window.

404
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,659
This is what I'd do.

405
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:28,966
Nice.

406
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,704
Let's go in here.
Okay.

407
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,151
Hi, guys.

408
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,251
This is where our love
faces its toughest test.

409
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:47,316
After this, it's just smooth
sailing for the rest of our lives.

410
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,821
Holly, will you marry me?

411
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,163
No.

412
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,223
Marry me, Holly.

413
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,290
No.

414
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,633
That guy's got more than he
can handle as it is.

415
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,535
Will you marry me?
No.

416
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,463
That marriage
would be a sham.

417
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,031
Will you marry me?
No.

418
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,133
Easy "no."

419
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,711
Will you marry me?
No.

420
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,371
That would be hot.
I would pay to see that.

421
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,675
Will you marry me, Holly?

422
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,772
No.

423
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,080
Only one that I was
kind of worried about.

424
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,610
This is where I
fell in love with you.

425
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,713
And this is where I
ask you to marry me.

426
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,655
It started with...

427
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:13,946
Holly Flax, marrying me,
will you be?

428
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,708
Your wife becoming,
be will I.

429
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,036
That was so awesome.

430
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,230
Congratulations!

431
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,363
Congratulations!

432
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,169
Thank you. So guys,
guys, guys, guys,

433
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,073
we're moving to Colorado.

434
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,443
All of us?
Yep.

435
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:47,669
Wait, what?

436
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,909
Holly has to go
back to Colorado.

437
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,042
I'm going with her.
I'm leaving.