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- Stop it.
- Stop what?

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You're talking about
me in morse code.

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Well, you know what?
Joke's on you.

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'cause I know morse code. Ha!

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Yeah. That's what we're doing.

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In our very limited free time

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And with our very
limited budget,

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We went and got a nanny
and then we nt out

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And took a class
on a very outmoded

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And very unnecessary form
of communication just so

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We could talk about
you in front of you.

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Yup. That's exactly what we did.

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It all started when dwight
was tapping his foot

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Against the leg of his desk.

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When I asked him to stop,
he said,

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"I will when you lose
the baby weight."

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Very well.
I must have imagined it.

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I apologize.

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Detonator.

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Detonator where?

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Michael!

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Jim. Are you
clicking a detonator?

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- It's a pen.
- Michael, come on.

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Get back to work, dwight.
Please.

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Fine.

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Hey. Tap away.

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Sync by n17t01
www.MY-SUBS.com

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Ooh! Things with donna are so--

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Oh-ho-ho!

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They're going great.

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I, uh...

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We're just clicking
on every level.

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Emotionally and
sexually and...Orally

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And I am not used
to relationships

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Going this well.

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I'm actually having trouble
focusing on my job.

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♪ and I like it ♪

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Who enjoys the weekends?

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Of course.

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Now the weekend is always great

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If you have someone, which I do.

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I have donna. She is hot.

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She has a pilates butt.

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But we need to find
something to do this weekend

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Beside have sex.

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Did I say that? Yes, I did.

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And the reason you are
here is that I need ideas

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For things that donna and
I could do on the weekend.

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So just shout it out.

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I have an idea for your weekend.

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Okay.

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Let me go back to
my desk right now.

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Okay, you get out of here,
big dog.

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Ah, no, no, no, no.
You guys sit down.

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I need ideas. Stanley got to go.

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Yeah, well, stanley doesn't
help with anything.

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Come on. Shout 'em out,
shout 'em out.

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Walk around apple orchards.
Super romantic.

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- Oh. That's fun.
- Eel fishing.

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All right.

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Curl up with your favorite dvd.

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You and donna should
hit the poconos.

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They have heart-shaped jacuzzis.

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Room enough for three.

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We actually went to the
poconos last Tuesday.

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We headed up there,

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We went to a little
chinese bistro,

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Um, p.F. Chang's.

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Wait, why would go all
the way to the poconos

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To p.F. Chang's when we have
the great wall in scranton?

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Because when your super
hot girlfriend says,

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"I wanna go to mount pocono,"

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You go to mount
pocono and you do her.

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And we screwed. Whoops. Tmi.

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Wait, that's crazy far.

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Are you sure she's not cheating?

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You know what,
kelly? This is the real world.

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<i>Not the real world: Scranton.</i>

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Oh, my god, this is super weird.

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When ryan had two girlfriends,

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He used to take me to
some diner in hazelton

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Just so the other
girl wouldn't see.

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Some diner? It was
the starlight diner.

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<i>It's, it's in a life
magazine spread</i>

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About americana.

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You guys think donna's
cheating on me?

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- No. Michael, no.
- Are you nuts?

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You had a nice meal
with your girlfriend

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In a lovely place--

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- And--we had sex too.
- That is right.

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Don't make any more of it. How?

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How what?

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How do I not make
any more of it?

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You could start by
concluding this meeting.

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All right.

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And she won't say, "I love you."

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Oh, no.

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How many dates have you been on?

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Nine dates.

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I said it on the second date.

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- Mm.
- That seems...Quick.

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Even for lesbians.

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Does she keep her phone
locked around you, michael?

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Does she watch how much she
drinks around you, michael?

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Does she leave the room
when she takes phone calls?

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Does she keep perfume
in her purse?

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Does she shower before sex?
Does she shower aftesex?

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Does she-- - yeah,
she does all that.

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- Sorry, dude.
- No, no--

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Michael, do not let your
imagination run amok.

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- Run what?
- Amok.

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It means, don't let your
imagination run out of control.

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Why didn't you
just say that, pam?

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Michael, do not let
your imagination

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Run out of control.

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Well, that's easy
for you to say.

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You have a bad imagination.
It's stupid.

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I live in a fantasy world.

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- You do?
- Yes, jim, I do.

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And I can't stay
in a relationship

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That is full of lies and deceit.

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But you didn't believe
any of this was true

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Five minutes ago.

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That's what makes it so wrong.

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Ever since I found out

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That donna might
be cheating on me,

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I have not eaten or slept.

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This not knowing,
that's what's killing me.

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Oh, god, that tickles.
What did--

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I want someone to follow donna.

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I want her tailed.

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I need the name of a good
private investigator.

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I think I've got one for you.

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This is you.
How much do you charge?

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$100 a day, plus expenses.

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I'll give you $50.
Money's no object.

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Done. I'm just gonna warn you--

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And I say this to
all my clients--

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You might not like what I find.

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Okay.

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And you might not
like how I find it.

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Of course.
Yeah, that's terrible.

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Okay, let me get back to you.

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Hey, stanley.

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One of my clients just
called and said that

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Their sabre printer
started smoking

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And caught on fire.

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My doctor told me
to cut out hot dogs.

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We all got problems.

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Hey, gabe, I need to talk
to you about something.

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It's really important.

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There's no way that you guys
have any almond butter, right?

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Yeah, I don't know.
Look, one of my clients called.

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He was in the middle
of a big printing job

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And the back of the
printer started smoking

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And then the paper
tray caught on fire.

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That's weird.

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I haven't heard
of that happening.

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I would even settle
for apricot preserves.

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What are we gonna do about this?

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I don't know.

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Call hq, see if
they know anything.

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Yeah.

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That's what I'll do today.

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All right. Yeah.

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Let me know what they say.

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Wow.

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That dude is good.

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What do you mean?

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You didn't feel like he
was hiding something?

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I don't know.

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Like he was...
Covering something up?

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Maybe.

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Two years ago,

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Andy blamed the warehouse
for a late shipment

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That he forgot to process.

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We got yelled at pretty bad.

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Almost lost my job,

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And I was mad as
hell at the time.

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But I said, "darryl, just wait.

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"he's a fool, there's
gonna be an opportunity.

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Just be patient."

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- Hi, stranger.
- Oh, hi.

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You work fwr michael.

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I work with michae

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- Right.
- Dwight schrute.

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Donna, hi.

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All cases are solved with logic.

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The only logical way to find out

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If donna is a cheater
is to seduce her,

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Bring her to orgasm,
then call michael

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And tell him the sad news.

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That's interesting.

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Wow, it's a little early for
ice cream, don't you think?

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It's never too early
for ice cream, jim.

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But we didn't have
any ice cream,

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So this is mayonnaise
and black olives.

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- Oh...
- Oh, my god.

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It's comfort food, all right?

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God.

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You know, michael,
this whole donna thing

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Is gonna be okay, you just-
stop beating yourself up.

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I know. Well,
I hope you're right.

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We'll see what dwight says.

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Why do we have to see
what dwight says?

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Because I have him
investigating her.

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I'm waiting for a text update.

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- Michael, no--
- no, no, no, no.

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Undo that. Undo that.

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It's too late to undo it.

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I need to know.

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Otherwise this thing is
gonna spiral out of amok.

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Michael. Okay, I'm--

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I'm going to talk
straight to you

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Because I think you
need to hear it.

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Michael. - God,
this is so disgusting.

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Stop eating it!
Do you wanna be happy?

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Look at you.

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You have a major
self-destructive streak in you.

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I know.

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And you, you kind of torpedo

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Every romantic
relationship you're in.

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That's not true.

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You're right, I ruin everything.

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And I've known some
wonderful women.

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Holly, carol, jan.

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Helene.

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Helene?

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- My mother.
- Oh.

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My mother, helene.

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Oh, yeah. Yes, yes. Yes.

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All of, all of the
greatest loves of my life.

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You should stop this,

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And you should call
dwight right now.

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All right.

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Oh, gosh, we were both
going for the same weight

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At the same time; you go ahead.

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- Thank you.
- It's all yours.

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Ah!

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Ah...

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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

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Hey, you know an
exercise for two people

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That uses the whole body?

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Yeah, I think I know what
you're talking about.

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Tractor pulling.

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Too bad there's not
a tractor here.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh.

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One thing you need
to know about me,

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I don't quit until
something tears or pops.

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You look like you're
getting a good workout.

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Can I feel your pulse?

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Nope. I'm good, thanks.

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Really?

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Hey, um--

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Look, young man,
can you wipe down that seat?

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Get out of my way. Huh!

258
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,098
Tomorrow's fertilizer,
am I right?

259
00:10:08,165 --> 00:10:09,366
I'm out of here.

260
00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:10,767
Donna. Donna, wait, please.

261
00:10:10,835 --> 00:10:13,203
I'm sorry. Okay? Listen.

262
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:16,005
We both know why I'm here:

263
00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:19,576
To see...You...Naked...

264
00:10:19,643 --> 00:10:23,513
While...I'm...Naked.

265
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,216
You stay away from me,
or I'm calling security.

266
00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:28,385
Donna, come--

267
00:10:28,452 --> 00:10:30,186
Ah. Grr. Ugh.

268
00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,056
You're back. What happened?

269
00:10:33,124 --> 00:10:34,758
Oh, I pulled muscles
in both my thighs.

270
00:10:34,825 --> 00:10:35,925
Thanks for asking.

271
00:10:35,993 --> 00:10:37,460
No, what happened with donna?

272
00:10:37,528 --> 00:10:39,329
Yeah, no. She's not cheating.

273
00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:40,597
Oh, man.

274
00:10:40,664 --> 00:10:42,565
Will you help me work out
this knot? Right here.

275
00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:43,933
- Ugh.
- Put your fingers here.

276
00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:45,235
No. No. Are you sure?

277
00:10:45,302 --> 00:10:46,703
I'm positive.

278
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,339
Yeah, oh, and here's your
expense receipts right there.

279
00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,841
Who eats eight protein bars?

280
00:10:51,909 --> 00:10:53,243
People who don't
trust egg whites.

281
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:54,344
Okay.

282
00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:55,912
Well, I am just glad
this is all over.

283
00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:57,080
Oh, me too.

284
00:10:57,148 --> 00:10:58,815
And by the way, uh,
I told her not to,

285
00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:00,350
But she's coming over
here and she's furious.

286
00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:02,285
What? No, she didn't say that.

287
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,454
You're right.
I was paraphrasing.

288
00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,723
What she actually said was,

289
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,625
"what is with him? He is crazy.

290
00:11:08,692 --> 00:11:10,093
I'm coming over there
to talk to him."

291
00:11:10,161 --> 00:11:11,728
And this was after I
have no other recourse

292
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,963
But to tell her and gym security

293
00:11:14,031 --> 00:11:17,567
That you had sent me there
to see if she was cheating.

294
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,170
Also, I joined the gym.

295
00:11:20,237 --> 00:11:22,572
You'll be billed monthly.

296
00:11:24,608 --> 00:11:28,344
I am not paying for
that membership.

297
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:33,902
Ohhh...

298
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,937
Mm...

299
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:38,673
Maybe you'd be more comfortable
in your own office.

300
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,509
No, I like the attention.

301
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,979
is she here yet?

302
00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:46,681
Uh, no.

303
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:47,849
Wait, yes.

304
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,585
- That's her?
- Yeah.

305
00:11:50,653 --> 00:11:54,089
Mm-hmm. Right. Right. Right.

306
00:11:54,156 --> 00:11:57,626
Okay, I'll talk to you later.

307
00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:01,763
How could you think I
would cheat on you?

308
00:12:01,831 --> 00:12:02,897
I didn't.

309
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,599
Everybody else here did.

310
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,802
Everybody convinced me
that something was up.

311
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,304
They poisoned my mind.

312
00:12:09,372 --> 00:12:11,740
That's pathetic.

313
00:12:11,807 --> 00:12:13,642
Well, no.

314
00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,110
It's a lie.

315
00:12:15,177 --> 00:12:16,411
That's not what happened.

316
00:12:16,479 --> 00:12:18,680
I just like you.

317
00:12:18,748 --> 00:12:20,649
I can't believe I
get to be with you.

318
00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:23,852
You work at an adult arcade.

319
00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:26,254
You could have any man you want.

320
00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:29,224
When I tell you I like you,

321
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,327
<i>You need to trust me,
not some freak.</i>

322
00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,563
If you wanna dump me,
I totally get it.

323
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,632
I told you I like you.

324
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:41,469
Well, you are boner-ific.

325
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,207
Hey, if I said that we should

326
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:48,677
Go away for a couple days,
you would--

327
00:12:48,744 --> 00:12:50,145
Poop my pants.

328
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:52,047
Have you ever been
to vero beach?

329
00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:53,848
Oh, my god, vero beach.

330
00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:55,583
No.

331
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,819
Is that on the water?
We're going.

332
00:12:57,887 --> 00:12:59,054
- We are?
- Yeah.

333
00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:00,622
What's up? I got your email.

334
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,824
Close the door.

335
00:13:02,892 --> 00:13:04,426
Okay.

336
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,227
I don't have a plan exactly.

337
00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:08,263
More of a loose structure.

338
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:11,833
Gives me freedom to improvise.
It's like jazz.

339
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,237
♪ Andy don't mess with me ♪

340
00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:20,141
I'll figure something out.

341
00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:22,410
Some freaky stuff going on.

342
00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:24,446
I was walking behind gabe
and I heard some things.

343
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:25,947
Such as?

344
00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:28,249
It was kind of mumbled,
I don't know,

345
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,851
Uh, only thing I could
make out clearly

346
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:32,787
Was "andy," "problem,
" "eliminate," something.

347
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,155
I don't know what it meant.

348
00:13:34,223 --> 00:13:35,924
What? You don't
know what it meant?

349
00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:39,561
How about, andy is a problem
and we must eliminate him?

350
00:13:39,628 --> 00:13:42,330
Whoa. I hadn't even
thought of that.

351
00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:46,034
Yeah. Hah.

352
00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:47,702
Hoo.

353
00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:50,772
Oh, hey, I love your earrings.

354
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,107
Thank you.

355
00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:53,541
Did michael get them for you?

356
00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:55,510
No, I bought them myself.

357
00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:57,345
Where?

358
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,813
Steamtown mall.

359
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,548
Claire's? Zales? Ricky's?

360
00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,517
Earrings earrings earrings?
Fancy girl?

361
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,786
Platinum cat? Where?

362
00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:06,554
You know, I actually got
them in philadelphia,

363
00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:07,722
In a mall down there.

364
00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,991
Franklin mills? King of prussia?

365
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:12,761
Springfield? Governor's place?

366
00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:14,696
Uh, franklin mills.

367
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,301
- What?
- Hmm?

368
00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:21,870
Oh.

369
00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:23,938
It's probably nothing.

370
00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,440
Okay, heart-shaped jewelry

371
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:28,042
Is not something that a
woman buys for herself.

372
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,879
A man definitely bought
it for her recently,

373
00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:32,847
And it wasn't michael.

374
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,315
Wait, so are you--

375
00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:35,850
You like heart-shaped jewelry,
though, right?

376
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,385
No.

377
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:39,654
Except for the pendant
that you bought me.

378
00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:42,457
Which I love.

379
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,536
Creed's head of
quality assurance.

380
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,071
So he'd definitely be
wrapped up in this.

381
00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:59,674
So there I am,
minding my own business,

382
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:02,010
And darnell offers
me three bucks.

383
00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:03,444
All I gotta do is walk by andy

384
00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:05,113
And go like this.

385
00:15:05,181 --> 00:15:06,447
Darnell's a chump.

386
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:07,916
I would have done
it for anything.

387
00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:09,884
I've done a lot
more for a lot less.

388
00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,222
So it turns out donna and I have

389
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,291
A facebook friend of
a friend in common

390
00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:19,994
So I was able to see some
of her pictures online.

391
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:23,865
This was taken two weeks ago.

392
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:28,703
And this was taken
the same night.

393
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:31,806
This photo was
taken this morning.

394
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,541
It's cece.

395
00:15:33,609 --> 00:15:36,110
She's never gonna
do anything wrong.

396
00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,446
- Isn't that something?
- Wow.

397
00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:40,281
That's exciting. - Hey, michael.

398
00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:41,916
- Hey.
- I'm sorry to interrupt you.

399
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,485
Um, I actually have
something very important

400
00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:45,820
To talk to you about,
business related.

401
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:46,821
Well, it can wait. It can wait.

402
00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:48,289
I lied, it's personal.

403
00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:49,824
It's about me and jim. We're--

404
00:15:49,892 --> 00:15:52,227
I just--you're the only
person I can talk to.

405
00:15:52,294 --> 00:15:53,628
- Jim is her husband.
- Oh.

406
00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:55,063
- And--
- and they're having problems--

407
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:58,066
- No, not--we're not-
- we're not having problems.

408
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,234
But it is personal.

409
00:15:59,301 --> 00:16:02,036
And I would love- - good in bed.

410
00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:03,805
Yes.

411
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:06,374
Yes, I desperately
want to speak with you

412
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,509
About my sex life with jim.

413
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:10,445
Oh, my god, look at how cheap
street level rooms are.

414
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,981
Am I the only person who
enjoys people watching?

415
00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,515
I need you to sign this!

416
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,484
So bad!

417
00:16:16,552 --> 00:16:18,319
Okay, weirdo.

418
00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:20,255
I love-- this idea is neat.

419
00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:22,223
I've never been.
It sounds lovely.

420
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,391
Yeah, I think it'll
be a nice trip.

421
00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:24,926
We're gonna get a lot done.

422
00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:27,495
You're gonna wanna look
at the date on that.

423
00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:29,397
Oh, wow, look at-- golfing.

424
00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:30,565
Are you a golfer?

425
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,300
I am, but I,
I gave my clubs away.

426
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,868
I swear too much.

427
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,806
Hey, you okay?

428
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:39,974
Yeah, I just remembered

429
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,943
That I have to go
to the bathroom.

430
00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:43,378
Pam? - Absolutely.

431
00:16:47,654 --> 00:16:48,687
Look, I'm not down
there anymore,

432
00:16:48,755 --> 00:16:50,022
So if the guys start
making fun of you,

433
00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:51,557
You just, you gotta
stand up for yourself.

434
00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:53,759
I know, it's just, I'm scared--

435
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:56,562
Your text said 911.

436
00:16:56,629 --> 00:16:59,932
Glen, could you excuse us?

437
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:04,970
It's bad.

438
00:17:05,038 --> 00:17:06,738
- What's bad?
- It's real bad.

439
00:17:06,806 --> 00:17:08,240
Still no plan.

440
00:17:08,308 --> 00:17:10,242
- Oh, god.
- It's getting bigger.

441
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,743
I might have to go public here,

442
00:17:11,811 --> 00:17:13,378
But no one's gonna believe me.

443
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:14,980
Uh...I need proof.

444
00:17:15,048 --> 00:17:16,482
I need, like,
a printer to catch on fire.

445
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:17,850
I can videotape it.

446
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:21,119
Yeah.

447
00:17:21,187 --> 00:17:22,821
There it is.

448
00:17:22,889 --> 00:17:25,090
- There what is?
- What?

449
00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:26,625
Who the hell is this?

450
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,193
Who is this guy?

451
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:29,862
- I don't know who he is.
- God!

452
00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:31,797
Lowest of the low. That guy.

453
00:17:31,865 --> 00:17:33,565
Just a notch above toby.

454
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:34,733
You know what? - What?

455
00:17:34,801 --> 00:17:36,368
I'm gonna kill him. No, I'm not.

456
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:40,172
I feel--I-- no,
I'm not going to kill him.

457
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,640
You just have to go in there.

458
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,708
You have to hear it from her.
I have to hear it from her.

459
00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:43,909
You have to settle down first.

460
00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:46,879
I need to have her
tell me herself. Right?

461
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,280
Yes.

462
00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:49,581
- I need to have her say--
- yeah, but you have to calm--

463
00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:50,649
I need to say,
"what the hell is that?

464
00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:51,850
What the hell is that?"

465
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:53,285
Look at this, look at this.
Baby picture.

466
00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:55,487
No, god! No, no, oh, my god!

467
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,189
Hi, michael, hi, michael.

468
00:17:57,257 --> 00:17:59,491
Okay. Okay.

469
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:00,893
Okay.

470
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,294
I talked to corporate.

471
00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:05,130
Turns out there have been 12
reports of faulty printers.

472
00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:07,299
Out of 400,000.

473
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:08,367
We've investigated.

474
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:09,701
Every time it's been user error.

475
00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:11,570
They block the vents or
something, I don't know.

476
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:13,872
That's why we have
the fine print.

477
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,474
Thank you for bringing
this to our attention.

478
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:18,977
So I'd like to
reward you for that.

479
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:22,414
That's good for five
bucks at dunkin' donuts.

480
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,651
Any dunkin' donuts.

481
00:18:36,029 --> 00:18:37,162
You know what?

482
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,430
We should really do
something fun this week.

483
00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:40,332
- Yeah, we should.
- Wouldn't that be fun?

484
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,634
- Yeah.
- How about Thursday?

485
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:44,736
Thursday works.
Yeah, what do you wanna do?

486
00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:46,238
I can't do it Thursday.
Book club.

487
00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:48,140
How about Friday?

488
00:18:48,207 --> 00:18:50,242
- Oh, Friday doesn't work.
- Oh, really?

489
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,944
'cause I was thinking we
could go to this concert.

490
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:55,547
Spice girls are
opening for weird al.

491
00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:56,682
Front row.

492
00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:58,050
It'd be a great, great concert.

493
00:18:58,117 --> 00:19:00,118
Shoot. I'm working.

494
00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:02,821
Oh, okay. Well,
maybe I could stop by.

495
00:19:02,889 --> 00:19:04,122
Well, won't you
be at the concert?

496
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,557
Nope, that's Tuesday.

497
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,259
Oh, well, I can
make it on Tuesday.

498
00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:11,496
You're cheating.

499
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:15,801
You're cheating on me.

500
00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:18,337
How do you know?

501
00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:20,939
Pam told me.

502
00:19:21,007 --> 00:19:23,442
did she see me?

503
00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:24,810
Nice effort.

504
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:27,679
We're printing on 24-pound
premium stock paper,

505
00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:30,015
Approximately 300 sheets in.

506
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,084
So far, no signs of distress.

507
00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:33,452
You haven't even
introduced yourself.

508
00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:34,620
Right.

509
00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:35,954
My name is andrew
baines bernard,

510
00:19:36,022 --> 00:19:37,456
And if you're watching this,
it's because

511
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,224
I've turned state's witness
because I'm in danger

512
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,425
Because I know too much.

513
00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:41,860
You should talk
in a higher voice

514
00:19:41,928 --> 00:19:43,195
'cause the camera
makes you sound weird.

515
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,429
Higher? Okay.

516
00:19:44,497 --> 00:19:45,864
recently certain events

517
00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:47,599
Have come to my attention-
higher.

518
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,834
- Make it higher? Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

519
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,035
I have come to the conclusion

520
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,670
That the sabre corporation--

521
00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,205
One more, yeah.

522
00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:55,607
may be overlooking certain
safety regulations.

523
00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:59,645
At the danger--ah!

524
00:19:59,712 --> 00:20:01,279
it's working.

525
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,315
it's--I knew it.

526
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:04,783
This--

527
00:20:04,851 --> 00:20:07,419
We are blowing the roof off.

528
00:20:07,487 --> 00:20:10,322
Blowing the roof off!

529
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:12,924
Nice. Nice.

530
00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:15,494
This is my partner,
darryl philbin.

531
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,929
He's been my partner
through this entire thing.

532
00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:20,332
I don't wanna prank anymore.

533
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,567
Things get real. It's not funny.

534
00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:25,003
I'm just gonna be good,
stay in my room,

535
00:20:25,071 --> 00:20:26,304
Go to church,

536
00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:28,840
Try to do one nice
thing per day.

537
00:20:28,908 --> 00:20:32,577
I do not wanna prank anymore.

538
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,646
Who is he?

539
00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:37,082
- What, what do you mean?
- The other man.

540
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,650
Who's the guy? Who is it?

541
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:40,385
It's you.

542
00:20:40,453 --> 00:20:42,254
I'm married.

543
00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:47,025
I'm the mistress?

544
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:24,228
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