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- Vancouver Hotel, how may I help you ?
- Hey, Vancouver.
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This is Michael Scott, calling
from the United States of America.
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I have a reservation in your fair city
from February 12th
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through the 19th,
first week of the Olympics.
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We're looking forward to having you,
so let me pull up your information here.
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I don't seem to have it, sir.
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What?
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I'm not seeing anything
under confirmation.
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Could it be under affirmation?
You have thousands of those.
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We're trying to look it up.
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You did get the e-vite
to my barbecue!
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Come on.
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A lot of people are trying to get
last-minute reservations at hotels here,
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but we've been fully booked
for months.
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I have been booked for three years.
So you should have that.
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I have always heard
that British Columbia is a nice place,
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but I'm not getting that
from this conversation.
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Wait! I got it! Confirmation code...
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XV2RDM!
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Here it is.
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Seven nights
in our street view economy single.
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That's it.
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We changed systems a while back.
I do apologize.
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- How may I help you, Mr. Scott?
- All right.
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I would like to cancel my reservation,
please.
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There is a cancellation fee
for this, sir.
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Put it on my card.
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- Feygnasse Team -
Transcript : MY-SUBS
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Collioure
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Jarick
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Titou
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Floc
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The Ni.Knight
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Episode 6x15
Manager and Salesman
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Today Jo Bennett,
the CEO from Sabre, is coming
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to see us here for the first time.
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She bought us sight unseen,
like a mail order bride.
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So she's gotta be kinda nervous.
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I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart?
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Are we cool? Are we too cool?
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Do we speak english?
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Why, hello!
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This is Michael Scott,
co-regional manager of this branch.
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Pleasure to meet you, Miss Bennett.
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That's Mrs. Bennett. My husband and I
are divorced, but I kept the Mrs.
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Just to piss off the new wife.
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Let's take a gander
around this place.
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These sure are pretty dogs.
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- They love a good crotch.
- They sure do.
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Take that as a compliment.
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I do.
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Do you always stay seated
when a lady enters?
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I am treating you the same as a man
for whom I would also not stand.
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Unless it was the President.
Or Judge Judy.
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I like that.
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This is accounting.
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Good-looking group.
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Over here is Meredith Palmer,
Creed Bratton.
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Another couple of heartbreakers.
Who's this tall drink of sun tea?
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That is Jim Halpert.
He is the co-regional manager.
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- I thought this guy was the manager.
- He is. He's the comanager.
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- That's the other comanager.
- Two guys doing one job?
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We gotta do something about that.
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Got some Valentines cards
for my coworkers
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and my bro-workers.
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No candy?
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Valentine's day, around the corner.
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Erin and I have been
on zero dates.
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So I got her a card.
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But I didn't want
to seem too eager,
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so I got cards for everyone
to kind of dilute it a little bit.
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Look alive.
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Jeez, you gave me
a paper cut on my throat!
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I have this thing about men cutting
or threatening to cut my throat.
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Don't try to cut my throat.
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Jo, I don't know
how things work in Florida,
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which, from your description,
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sounds like a colorful,
lawless swamp.
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But, here,
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it takes two men to do one job,
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where in Florida, it might take
one very strong woman
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to do such a job.
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I'll take over.
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What we're doing here? Michael handles
more of the big picture stuff,
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and I handle
more of the day-to-day stuff.
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- So together...
- I think I understand.
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- All right.
- Each of you is doing half a job.
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And sometimes
I can hardly handle that.
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Now, this is knucklehead talk.
I'm not gonna abide it, you know.
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You can't give me gravy and tell me
it's jelly, 'cause gravy ain't sweet...
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- Is it, Jim?
- I don't think so.
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- Michael?
- Forget the question.
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I think one of you
should return to sales
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and the other will be manager.
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I humbly accept
the management position.
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- Why would you automatically get it?
- Because... Well, Jim,
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where I'm from,
there're two types of folk:
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those who ain't, and those
who are knee-high on a grasshopper.
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Which type ain't you ain't?
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Y'all come back.
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Do you even know what that means?
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I'm gonna let this marinate,
so you can go.
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You can go on.
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I'm Joleen Bennett. Jo for short.
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I'm a breast cancer survivor.
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Close,
personal friends with Nancy Pelosi,
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and Truman Capote and I slept
with three of the same guys.
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When I was a little girl,
I was terrified to fly,
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and now
I have my own pilot's license.
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I am CEO of Sabre International,
and I sell the best damn printers
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and all-in-one machines Korea can make.
Pleased to meet you.
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Traffic jam.
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Traffic jam on route 3.
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- 20 people dead in a pileup.
- There's blood everywhere!
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I got you a Valentine's card.
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You did?
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A bird and a dog.
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It's Snoopy and Woodstock.
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You named them?
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Charles Schulz did.
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I thought it was relevant
'cause of those birds for Christmas.
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- Remember?
- I do remember.
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They love each other.
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Look at that. They sure do.
I hadn't noticed.
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It smells really good too.
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It's Roger Federer for men.
I sprayed some in there.
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Thank you.
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It's got pheromones in it.
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Just choosin' seats.
Not getting married.
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Chop-chop, little onion.
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Jo, there's books in my chair.
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That's right, darling.
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Now you're the proud new owner
of a Sabre handbook
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and my autobiography.
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Now, you all must be in a tizzy.
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I can see it on your faces.
What's going on now?
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I mean,
who owns Dunder Mifflin, right?
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I mean, Sabre?
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What's that?
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Some company we never heard of
from down in Tallahassee?
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Where is that? Near Mars?
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We know. Texas.
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Now,
Dunder Mifflin has an arm's reach
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into all these small businesses
all over the Northeast.
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And now we're gonna take that arm...
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and we're gonna start selling...
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printers.
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I could manage my way.
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They're the easiest in the market.
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I will try to manage my excitement.
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I have been saying
the word "manager" a lot,
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so whenever Jo thinks manager,
she thinks of me.
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Camel cigarettes did the same
with Joe Camel
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by making him look like a penis.
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I can't even go near a cigarette now
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without thinking of a penis.
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And vice versa.
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I think that's it.
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So we're all good.
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Thanks, y'all.
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I guess Andy likes me.
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I never thought of him in that way.
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But I guess in romantic comedies,
the guy you're supposed to be with
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is the one
you never thought of in that way.
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You might have even thought
he was annoying or possibly homosexual.
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So check this out.
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According to the handbook,
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you could make more money
as a salesman than as a manager.
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They have all these incentive programs.
I ran your numbers from last year.
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This is way more than I make now.
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I don't think
I'm gonna miss being manager.
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Some people say
it isn't for the money.
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With all due respect to this job,
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I think I'm definitely in it
for the money.
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And, quite honestly, the women.
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- Got a second?
- Sure.
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Are you here to tell me that you think
I would be a better manager
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and that you are sorry
for being such a jerk?
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Actually, yeah.
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What?
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Exactly that. I think you deserve
the manager position more than I do.
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What?
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Really?
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Michael. Reading.
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- What are you reading?
- The Atlantic.
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That is my favorite ocean...
I love it!
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I'm so happy right now.
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No! I can't keep it any longer.
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Jim's stepping down to salesman.
I am going to be the sole manager.
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I should step into sales myself.
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Why?
Is there an untapped gay market?
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Sabre has no caps on commissions.
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He can make
a lot more money in sales.
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Where did you get that?
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Manual.
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Manuel who?
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Well, according to the manual,
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there is no cap on commissions.
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I have been hustled.
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Son of a bitch.
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Pardon me.
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Speak of the devil.
We were talking about you. Have a seat.
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Now, Jim here is...
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thinking about taking himself
out of the running for being manager.
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Really?
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That is so sweet of you!
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But...
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I cannot accept,
because I have been thinking about it,
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and I think
I want to go back to sales.
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Really?
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You can take the man
out of the salesman,
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but you can't take
the sales out of salesman.
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I think
you're both being too modest.
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I really, really think
Michael is better at being manager
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for so many reasons.
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I think I would be bad.
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I would sleep in my office,
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and I would sexually harass people.
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- Why?
- I'm turning myself in.
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You know, you have
more experience in sales and management,
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so I'm gonna defer to your judgment.
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I think
you will become the salesman,
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And congratulations...
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You're gonna be the new manager!
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Great! That's great.
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Congratulations.
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Have fun
signing my commission checks, boss.
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Michael marked his heights.
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He's grown.
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Bobcat, this is Dragon.
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Listen,
he's been promoted to sole manager.
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We have got to step this up.
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Meet me behind the dumpster
in 90 seconds.
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89...
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88...
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You're 20 minutes late.
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I was at another dumpster.
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Just admit you lost track of time.
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Ryan and I have been meeting up to work
on our diabolical plot against Jim.
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Ryan is always late
for our meetings.
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I wish I had a lair.
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Did you see Saw?
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Course I seesaw.
Mose and I seesaw all the time.
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The movie.
Did you see the movie Saw?
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Great film.
Almost as fun as going on a seesaw.
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The reason these movies
are so popular
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is the element
of psychological torment.
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I like where you're going with this.
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Continue.
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Can we lure him
into an old warehouse or something?
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I've an old barn.
It's kinda smelly,
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but that might be a plus.
Then what?
255
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,382
We do what they did in Saw.
256
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:21,805
- We don't kill him, obviously.
- I don't.
257
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,807
- I have a mask...
- That's your idea?
258
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Exactly like in the movie?
259
00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:28,574
That is the most idiotic thing
I have ever heard in my life!
260
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Suggest something else then...
261
00:11:30,301 --> 00:11:32,331
- He has cut his leg off?
- Don't criticize...
262
00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:34,711
- Think!
- You think of something then!
263
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,459
Michael, I'm worried that
not all your toys are gonna fit
264
00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:41,533
- on your new desk.
- How is that possible?
265
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,300
In your old office, there were
all those ledges and extra space.
266
00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:45,954
No excuses, Erin.
Come on!
267
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Make it happen.
268
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,751
I should get back to work.
Jim asked me to do some stuff,
269
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and he's manager.
270
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,295
- Fine, leave it here.
- All right.
271
00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:59,228
I have to make some sales anyway.
272
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,898
Who should I call
with my magic sales fingers?
273
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- Michael Scott, head of sales.
- You gotta do something, man.
274
00:12:11,218 --> 00:12:12,968
You can't just sit there.
275
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,158
The new I.T. guy...
276
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He's the key, he's very trusting.
He's looking for friends.
277
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,649
He's been given
an awesome amount of power
278
00:12:26,774 --> 00:12:28,538
and does not know how to wield it.
279
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,756
Like Frodo.
280
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,261
Why don't you just let me handle
the Tolkien references.
281
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,544
Okay, dumb jock?
282
00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:38,297
I think he can be corrupted.
Like Gollum.
283
00:12:39,156 --> 00:12:42,886
Smeagol was corrupted
and became Gollum.
284
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:46,139
I might start a diabolical plot
against him after this one.
285
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,142
Who's hungry?
286
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,070
- What's that?
- That's ants on a log.
287
00:12:51,195 --> 00:12:53,438
Michael would have me
bring them in at 2:30 and say
288
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"who's hungry?"
289
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I'm fine.
Thank you, though.
290
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,569
Do you want me to make you dizzy?
291
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,821
Why would I want?
292
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,636
It's a thinking technique.
All the top executives do it.
293
00:13:03,761 --> 00:13:07,043
It keeps the brain moving
and a spinning brain is a working brain.
294
00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:08,846
For now, I'm just gonna...
295
00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:10,869
- go back to work here.
- Sure.
296
00:13:11,185 --> 00:13:12,555
- Thank you.
- Well...
297
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,647
It will be a pleasure
doing business with you.
298
00:13:16,772 --> 00:13:18,072
Thanks. Bye-bye.
299
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,135
I got a new account.
300
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:26,012
The gentleman's club in Carbondale.
301
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,680
It is called Curves.
302
00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:29,747
I went by there the other day.
303
00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:33,062
Saw some of the women walking in.
Not really my cup of tea.
304
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,063
Actually, Kevin, you might like it.
305
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,393
Nice.
306
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:40,527
We really don't announce out loud
our sales that much.
307
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,821
Why not?
It's part of the sales experience.
308
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,939
It's not really 1992 anymore.
309
00:13:49,046 --> 00:13:50,954
"You brighten my day
with your voice.
310
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:54,341
"You bring so much laughter and love.
You're everything to me,
311
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,878
"And I was so blessed
when God sent you here to me."
312
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:57,836
Jeez...
313
00:13:58,076 --> 00:13:59,880
I know.
Obsessed with me much?
314
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,146
- Everyone got one.
- What did yours say?
315
00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:05,361
"Friends are worth
sharing a doghouse with."
316
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,413
It's no wonder that Andy gave Kelly
such a romantic card.
317
00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:11,059
I can't compete with her.
318
00:14:11,362 --> 00:14:13,423
That girl can sing and dance
319
00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:16,025
and gets all of her clothes
at the mall...
320
00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:19,849
I feel like such a fool for thinking
that Andy was only going after one girl.
321
00:14:19,974 --> 00:14:22,124
'cause Andy Bernard is a playboy,
322
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,259
And why shouldn't he be?
323
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,882
He's got it all.
324
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,739
There he is, the I.T. guy.
325
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,164
You discovered the break room.
326
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,665
I imagine a great thing
about being an I.T. guy,
327
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,669
is to know
everyone's computer passwords.
328
00:14:40,106 --> 00:14:41,364
I actually don't.
329
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:45,217
Listen. I know you have to say that,
330
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,172
but we got a little problem here.
331
00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:49,669
There is a employee
named Jim Halpert.
332
00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:51,635
He's doing some terrible things.
333
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,767
He's molesting people
via the internet,
334
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,638
and we need to stop him.
335
00:14:56,574 --> 00:14:58,313
You should call the cops...
336
00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,440
The cops called us.
337
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,984
So I'm gonna need you
338
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,802
to give me the password
339
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,406
to Jim Halpert's computer.
340
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,548
I don't know what to tell you, man,
I'm sorry.
341
00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:10,450
I can't give out his password.
342
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,646
We could make things very...
343
00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:14,746
very difficult for you.
344
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,370
Are you...
345
00:15:18,204 --> 00:15:20,249
- You threatening me?
- Threatening you?
346
00:15:34,361 --> 00:15:36,558
What is that smell?
Do you smell that?
347
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:38,663
What is that?
348
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,518
Like a sulfur deposit under here?
349
00:15:42,326 --> 00:15:43,326
Stop.
350
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,640
I'm serious.
We don't have to put up...
351
00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,592
Is it the dogs?
352
00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,240
We don't have to deal with this.
353
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:53,234
I'm going to google sulfur maps.
354
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:54,995
It's Phyllis.
355
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,498
No, this is geological.
356
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,816
I sent an email out
to everyone in this area that...
357
00:16:02,076 --> 00:16:05,488
this might be a side effect
to my new allergy medication I'm on.
358
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,592
Are you kidding me?
359
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:12,556
And you guys are okay with this?
360
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,035
She sent an email...
361
00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:34,534
It's not 'cause of the smell.
362
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,494
I'm just expecting a nosebleed.
363
00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:45,837
You scared me.
364
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,339
I thought you saw me.
365
00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:49,137
I didn't see you.
366
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,176
And you were there all along.
367
00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:56,512
I warmed it up for you.
So should be good to go.
368
00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:58,587
- Cool. Thanks.
- Bye, Andy.
369
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,721
That was weird.
370
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:07,123
It ain't.
371
00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:09,027
We all saw
the Valentine you gave her.
372
00:17:09,422 --> 00:17:11,071
I don't even know what it said.
373
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,400
Believe me, if I got that card,
374
00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:17,404
we'd be in the bathroom
doing it right now.
375
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,471
It's funny, I used to stand in here
and wish I was out there.
376
00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:31,549
Now I'm out there,
and I wish I was in here.
377
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,176
The grass is always greener.
378
00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:35,805
Except there's no grass out there.
379
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,306
It's just a farty dirt patch.
380
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:42,012
- It's what you wanted.
- I really need my job back.
381
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:45,670
- We made a terrible mistake here.
- For the record, I fought this.
382
00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:47,501
All right?
And now...
383
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:48,942
I'm not sure what we do.
384
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,351
We make a poster
that says "Happy Opposite Day",
385
00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:53,863
and she sees it.
386
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,231
That's stupid.
387
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:59,678
I wish we had one of those amnesia
flashlights from Men in Black and...
388
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,739
What was that movie
where their boss was within earshot,
389
00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,785
and they could have gone
and talked to her?
390
00:18:06,244 --> 00:18:07,721
- Lethal Weapon?
- That's it.
391
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,462
We should do it
the Lethal Weapon way.
392
00:18:09,807 --> 00:18:12,677
You two are grown-ass men.
What do I have to do,
393
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,593
fire you and get two people in here
who don't need so much management?
394
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,553
What?
395
00:18:17,106 --> 00:18:19,188
Michael's saying
he's better at being a manager,
396
00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:21,889
and I agree, because
he's a better people person, weirdly.
397
00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:24,964
And weirdly,
I'm a good dog person, right, guys?
398
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:26,229
See? They love me.
399
00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:29,985
Fine. I don't care which one of you
does which job, just...
400
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,026
stop meetin' with me
to talk about it.
401
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:35,030
- All right.
- All right.
402
00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:37,634
I gotta take this.
403
00:18:39,545 --> 00:18:41,072
Finish walking my dogs for me,
404
00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:43,871
and don't ride 'em.
Lotta people try to ride 'em.
405
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:50,086
Everyone.
406
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:53,176
Please check your emails.
I just sent you the following message.
407
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,175
"Coworkers, you may have received
a Valentine from me.
408
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,115
"Please understand this does not mean
that I like you in any way.
409
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,223
You don't even like us as friends?
410
00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:05,125
You guys are like
my closest friends.
411
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,270
I just mean I don't like like you.
412
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,162
- What are we, five?
- "Please don't read into this card.
413
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,895
"Yours, in professionalism,
Nard Dog."
414
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,913
Why did I receive a mass email from you
that said that you don't like me?
415
00:19:17,038 --> 00:19:19,616
Do you realize how hard
that makes me like you, Andy?
416
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,597
It's...
417
00:19:21,512 --> 00:19:22,553
That wasn't...
418
00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:25,727
I like someone else.
419
00:19:26,192 --> 00:19:27,066
Who?
420
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:30,404
It's...
421
00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:31,796
not...
422
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,089
whether or not...
423
00:19:38,189 --> 00:19:39,189
Who? What?
424
00:19:39,314 --> 00:19:40,428
I guess Andy
425
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:42,197
never liked Kelly.
426
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,557
How about that?
427
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:48,339
It smells good in here.
428
00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:49,614
It sure does.
429
00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:51,231
We have your...
430
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,821
space heater, your humidifier,
your dehumidifier,
431
00:19:53,946 --> 00:19:56,728
your fan, your foot fan,
and your food dehydrator.
432
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,322
What about my keyboard?
433
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:06,631
So good to be home.
434
00:20:09,195 --> 00:20:11,021
How 'bout a little bossa nova?
435
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,472
He looks happy.
436
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,987
Boss for...
437
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:32,710
what was it?
438
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,096
4 and an half hours?
439
00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:37,652
New record... Low.
440
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:40,281
Previous record, Henry Rostin.
441
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,355
Boss for nine years, four months.
442
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,328
And he only left because
he had family matters to attend to...
443
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,286
What...
444
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,701
I can't help but think that something
we did made this possible.
445
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,674
Jim dug his own grave.
446
00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:03,251
But maybe we provided the shovel.
447
00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:05,583
Temp, I like that.
448
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,118
We're gonna engrave that
into a piece of wood.
449
00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:10,853
- Go celebrate with a drink?
- I would love to.
450
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:15,806
Why not?
451
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:18,459
Because Martini bars are pretentious.
No, thank you.
452
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:21,097
Sorry that I don't want farm boy swill
like you do, you know.
453
00:21:21,222 --> 00:21:24,976
It is not farm boy swill, I'll show you.
It is beet vodka and it's delicious.
454
00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:28,026
I'm not interested
in anything I've to make myself.