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Oh, my god!
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I can't believe it!
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I just won an art contest.
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Aah!
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Thanks.
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I still don't understand why
you wanted me to say that.
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Shut up.
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I got her! Ooohhh...
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not cool, dwight.
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Not cool, man.
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www.1000fr.com presents
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The office s5e25
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Oh no!
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I still have the lease On the
michael scott paper company,
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So occasionally
i will sneak down here
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For a little coffee
and dancing.
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I actually dance
all the time.
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Tiptoeing around corporate,
it is a ballet.
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When i am breaking
all the rules,
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I'm break dancing.
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And expresso.
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Guys, i'm scared.
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I'm really scared.
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I think i'm growing
into a giant,
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Because look at this
normal-Size coffee cup.
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Looks so tiny
in my giant hand now.
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Anybody want to go to lunch
with me later on?
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- I do.
- Okay, how about a woman? Pam?
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Oh, i can't do lunch.
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I was just sending you an eil.
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Jim and i need to leave early today
To meet with our contractor.
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Oh, really? Okay.
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Just sent it.
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What about the rest of you?
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At dunder mifflin,
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there is a very strict
No-Lunch-With-The-Boss policy.
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And i don't know
who instituted it.
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I think it started right after
my precessor stepped down.
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But at the michael scott
paper company,
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I really enjoyed having lunch
with pam and ryan every day.
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So rules be damned, I want to
have lunch with these people.
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Who else? Who else?
Ryan.
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I don't do lunch. I'm doing
five small meals a day now.
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Now that i'm back to doing
the job Of a temp again,
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I find that food is one thing
i can control.
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Okay, anyone?
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Anyone at all.
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Accounting?
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I am accounting on you
to go to lunch with me.
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No, i don't want to stay late
to have a two-Hour lunch.
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Michael, we have a lot
of work to do.
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What?!
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- Work.
- Oh, well, god!
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What happened to you people?
We are just office drones.
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We are office drones.
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All we do is work...
is work...
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if you don't take out his battery,
He just keeps going all day
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Oh, no,
your battery fell out.
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I was just learning to love.
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Hi, guys.
How are you doing?
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Erin,
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how many times do i have to tell you? It is
not necessary for you to ask uhow we are doing
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Every time you interact with us.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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Now,
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how can i help you?
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Did somebody here leave a map
in the printer To youngstown, ohio?
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Attention, office.
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Who here is planning a trip
Tooungstown, ohio?
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I will take your silence to mean
That you're all hiding something.
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This location is
the superior court--
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So if someone's going
to a court, big deal.
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It is a big deal.
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'Cause there's only a handful of reasons Why
someone would ever go to a courthouse in ohio,
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And not be charged
with a crime.
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To claim ainheritance
from a deceased relative.
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To obtain a learner's permit
At age 14 1/2 instead of 15.
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Erin, let me see
your birth certificate.
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Sure.
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There are other reasons
to go to ohio.
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We're getting married today.
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So it turnsut it's the closest place
To get a marriage license
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Without a three-Day
waiting period.
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Tell 'em how it happened.
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Okay, so we're going through
all the wedding plans,
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And boy, it is complicated.
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- And very expensive.
- Very expensive.
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'Cause you say you want
a small wedding And that's great.
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But then you have to invite--
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- You can't leave anyone out.
- No one.
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Okay, just get
to the good part.
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Right. Oh, so this morning We are
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- having breakfast together...
- mm-Hmm.
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And i just looked up
from my cereal And i said,
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"you know what
i want to do today?
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I want to marry you."
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I had just woken up.
I didn't look cu.
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That's how i knew
heth me eaofntfi icet.
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Michael?
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Michael,
sorry to bother you.
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Are you gonna be working
down here?
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- Do you want these down here?
- No work! No work! No work!
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I come in here
to relieve frustration. Ooh,
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ahh, ahh, ooh!
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Well, i like to swim.
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That's good.
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Ou have a cool place
to come hang--
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If you ever want
to come down here,
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Door's always open.
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Lock's broken, so...
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thank you.
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Come on in.
Hey, hey, here we go.
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- Yeah!???
- There we go.
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Now you got it. Now you got it.
Yeah, i do got it.
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- Hey, you want some espresso?
- Oh, yeah.
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Gotta keep yourself
dehydrated
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- That's rule number one.
- Okay.
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I love it.
I love it.
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♪♪♪
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Guys,
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i believe that i have figured
out What is up your butts.
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There's no reason
to be scared.
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The bad man is gone.
Charles is gone.
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Charles really did a number
on these guys.
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They are way too focused
on work.
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When i was in charge,
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This place was like
dave & buster's.
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People just hanging out,
having fun, eatin' apps.
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I don't know, it's like...
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dave died or something.
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Daddy's here, and daddy's
gonna take care of you.
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Please don't refer
to yourself as our daddy.
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I am your big daddy...
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and i am gonna kiss
the boo-Boo.
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Widdle andy is afwaid.
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- Andy'safwaid?
- Yes.
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Are you all afwaid?
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- No.
- Daddy's here for you,
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my widdle angels.
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Okay,
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i think that i have figured a way
To get you guys out of your funk.
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- What?
- Funk is the problem.
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And the solution.
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- That makes sense.
- I have taken
my downstairs office,
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And i have turned it
into a place to hang out.
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A place where unattractive and
attractive people Can get together
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to meet, to greet,
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To see the ones
that you love.
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To love the ones
that you see.
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Is this our punishment for not
wanting To have lunch with you?
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Why don't you
get over lunch, oscar?
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Everybody else is past it.
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All work and no play
Makes michael a dull boy.
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This is like
a haunted coffeehouse?
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No, dwight is confusing you.
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It's more of a disco.
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A haunted disco!
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With coffee,
but without the haunting.
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It's a combo dance house
coffee bar?
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It is a daytime disco
on the ground floor
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Of an industrial office
building.
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It's a cafe disco.
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Exactly.
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So, like, a disco cafe.
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No, no.
Not even close.
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I can't force you to go down,
but i can entice you.
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I'm gonna be down there.
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Erin will be down there
from time to time.
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And all-You-Can-Eat
espresso.
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Well, kevin, i guess
it is just me and you.
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- Yeah.
- Holdin' down the fort.
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Yeah.
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This place is great.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, my god, kevin.
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I am still on hold.
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You were supposed to get the answer
from michael And come back up.
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- Sorry.
- This is a no-Work zone.
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Please respect the lei.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah, respect the lei.
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Come.
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Kevin, stay.
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Kevin, come.
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Kevin, stay.
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Kevin, come!
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Stay, stay.
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- Come on, right now.
- Cookie, kevin. Cookie.
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There is no cookie, kevin.
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- Is there a cookie?
- Mm-Hmm.
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- Wha--
- Come on.
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Oh, for goodness sakes,
kevin!
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There's no cookie.
There's no cookie. Come on!
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Come.
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I wanted a cookie.
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Completely unacceptable.
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Now i know what the founders
of philip morris felt like.
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You just want to
give people a smooth,
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fun way to relax.
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And suddenly you're just
some terrible monster.
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Here we go.
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Ow!
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Oh, what the hell.
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Hi, jessica.
Is bob in?
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Oh, he's on a call.
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I'll just duck my head in.
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It's pretty important.
He wouldn't want to be disturbed.
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Can i give him a message
before he gets off?
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Tell him i'm going dancing
downstairs in the storage closet
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Between the bathrooms that
used to be a utility shower,
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And he should join me there.
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I'll let him know.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Phyllis?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I like.
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All right.
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Back. There you go.
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There you gogood.
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Ooh, show me some attitude.
Ho ho ho!
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- Oh, *** god!
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, wow!
What did you do?
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- You didn't do that.
You're okay. You're okay.
- Yeah.
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Let's lie down. Here we--
You wanna go down?
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- alright
- Whoa! Sorry. Ugh!
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That's okay.
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That solved the problem.
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- ???
- Ooh! It's right here.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got your text. Who's philip?
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No, no, no.
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Who tipped you over?
Was it philip?
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It's my back.
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It's her back We just--
We need-- Okay, let's--
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- Call a doctor.
- You know what,
we're gonna take care of you.
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We're gonna get you help.
Come on. Come on.
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- Come back.
- No, no, no. This is no good.
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Yeah, yeah.
Back injuries are common.
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Not as common as knee injuries,
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But more common than
than wrist injuries.
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I don't need
a history lesson, okay?
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What do you think
history is?
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Just-- We need to get her out of there
Because no one is going to want to go in there
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With a woman writhing around
on the floor.
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Wait, wait, wait.
But most importantly,
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We need to get her some
medical attention asap. Stat.
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Rrroar!
Ramming speed.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Out of the way.
Move it or lose it.
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- You having fun?
- Oh, my god, what happened?
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Oh, just having too much fun.
Phyllis, we're gonna put you in here.
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Dwight's gonna take care of you.
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What? No. I ought we were going
to the hospital.
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If you want to get sick,
you go to a hospital.
254
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,800
Okay, dwight.
Okay, good.
255
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,700
I do not want anybody
to worry.
256
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,400
- What happened to phyllis?
- Ooooh, you know.
257
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,600
Nothing. She's--
258
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,100
We were hanging out
at cafe disco,
259
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,100
And she had a flare-Up
of an existing injury.
260
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,700
But she's a tough old bird, so...
261
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,100
can you please go back to work Instead
of masterminding these situations
262
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,500
Wherein we hurt ourselves.
263
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,600
Okay, fine.
Phyllis did injure herself.
264
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,800
But she injured herself
having fun.
265
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:41,700
And i don't think she would
trade that memory for anything.
266
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,900
I would like the memory of a day
uninterrupted By this nonsense.
267
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,100
You all took a life
here today.
268
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,800
You did.
269
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,500
The life of the party.
270
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,900
- Erin...
- yes?
271
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,200
I want you to go downstairs,
272
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,100
And i want you to shut it down.
273
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,800
You mean, like, unplug the coffee
machine And bring it up here?
274
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,600
I don't care; bury it.
275
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,000
I hope you're happy.
276
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,200
Okay,
277
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,800
i'm gonna need
two able-Bodied men.
278
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,100
Cafe disco.
More likecrappedisco.
279
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,000
Oh, bad.
280
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,300
There's girls in there.
281
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,200
- Where?
- The other room.
282
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,000
- What other room?
- Down the hall.
283
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,900
- There's girls in there?
- What'd i just say?
284
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,300
- You get me my sandwich?
- Forget the sandwich.
285
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,800
Girls. Girls!
286
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,300
I guess they got
what they want.
287
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,300
I am eating alone.
288
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,500
Might as well be dinner.
289
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,700
Comfy? All right.
All right.
290
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,000
Just relax. Relax, okay?
291
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,600
Dwight. Dwight!
292
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,000
Come on, relax. This shirt
wasn't doing you any favors.
293
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,900
If my assessment is correct,
You grind your teeth?
294
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,500
I do.
295
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,500
No kidding.
She sits three feet from me.
296
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,600
It's the most annoying
thing. Unh, unh.
297
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,300
Like children singing
christmas carols.
298
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,300
Oh, yeah, i'm wanting
the vibe down here.
299
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,700
Ashley, you made it!
300
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,100
You invited someone?
301
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,800
Oh, yeah.
Was i not allowed to do that?
302
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,200
I don't know, i've been here
eight years, And i've never--
303
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,500
Rude.
304
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,400
I'm not sure, but i'm pretty sure
I'm in a Cafe disco
305
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,600
Cafe disco is dead, But i can
still hear the music in my head.
306
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,400
I hear it too, boss.
307
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,900
Better than imagined it.
308
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,800
That feels good, dwight.
309
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:42,900
Tell me where it hurts.
310
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,500
Right-- Ooh!
311
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,100
Right there.
312
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,100
Oh, yeah. You've got
a knot in your crest.
313
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,900
This remedy has been passed down
in my family for generations
314
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,800
And it always works.
315
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,200
My grandfather was told that diamond
dancer Would never race again.
316
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,700
They were wrong.
317
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,200
He came in ninth
in the apple creek derby.
318
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,800
And his jerky came in third
the following year.
319
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,600
A majestic beast.
320
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,900
So fast, so tender.
321
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,400
Welcome, welcome.
Cafe disco. I am michael scott.
322
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,900
Hey, angela, welcome to--
323
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,000
Stop it.
324
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,500
Angela, angela, angela,
325
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,100
May i interest you in a triple
expresso, Or perhaps a dance?
326
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,500
No. I didn't come down here
to get wet and wild.
327
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,800
I just need you
to sign these.
328
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,500
Oh. All right.
329
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,100
There you go.
330
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,100
- You need to sign them all.
- No, no, no. ???
331
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,400
One signature for every song.
332
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,700
Look, i hate to bethatperson,
333
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,100
But i just don't like
the general spirit of music.
334
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,500
I know, i know. Angela, a lot of
people doubted cafe disco at first,
335
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,100
But it is a magical place.
You have to give it a chance.
336
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,900
If these walls could talk,
they would say,
337
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,200
"This is a magical place.
You are safe here.
338
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,800
We are talking walls.
We're not going to eat you."
339
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,800
No!
340
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,800
This is oil from the gland
of an otter.
341
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,100
It keeps their fur water-Resistant
As well as traps heat.
342
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,900
Now i need you to lie still
for an hour.
343
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,100
An hour?
I can't stay here an hour.
344
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa, girl.
Whoa.
345
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,000
Whoa.
346
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,700
Boss, this used to hang
from my windshield,
347
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,000
But it belongs in here.
348
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,000
Hey, thank you, creed.
You really get this place.
349
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,800
No problem. I'll just have no idea
who's driving behind me now.
350
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800
Look out.
351
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,100
Here we go.
352
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,400
- Ho!
- Yeah!
353
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,300
???
354
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,600
Here we go, okay--
Something's gonna happen.
355
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,100
Here we go. Yeah!
356
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,200
Oh, yeah!
357
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,100
Whoo!
358
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,500
here we go
359
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,600
yeah, Wow
360
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,500
Whoa!
361
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,700
Whoo!
362
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,000
Whoo!
363
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,700
I'm gonna go
with the python.
364
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,700
Oh, but the r
so scary.
365
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,100
No, please...
366
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,500
i find the rattle soothing.
Puts me to sleep.
367
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,700
I think bob's gonna cheat
on me with his new secretary.
368
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,500
What's so funny?
369
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:46,700
When i say it out loud,
it-It's so silly.
370
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,000
Hey, hey, angela,
no-- No cleaning up!
371
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,200
You are forcing me
to be down here.
372
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,900
Am i not allowed
to have some fun?
373
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,200
No cleaning up.
374
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,800
These are for you.
375
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,900
They're beautiful.
376
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,700
- You ready?
- Yeah.
377
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,500
We should probably stop by.
378
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,200
It would mean a lot to him.
379
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,400
Hey. Hey!
380
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,900
- Hey
- Jim and pam!
381
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,100
Can you believe this?
It's really happening!
382
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,500
You wan dance, dwight?
383
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,000
Ordinarily i would say no.
384
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,600
But you need to move
to reduce lactic acid build-Up.
385
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,200
Also, this song is fantastic.
386
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,200
Mind if i steal my wife?
387
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,900
You can't steal what is
legally your property.
388
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,500
Are those staples?
389
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,200
This dance competition
is not over.
390
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,700
What dance competition? I was just
dancing casually with my friends, ya!
391
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,400
Yeah, right!
392
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,300
You guys are the best
for coming.
393
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,500
You don't have to stay
if you don't want to. I understand.
394
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,300
Oh, we're gonna stay.
395
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,300
Really?
396
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,500
At least for one more dance.
397
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,600
Oh, ho, not me, not me!
Get out of here.
398
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,700
Cafe disco!
399
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,800
Hey! Come on, man!
400
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,400
We're not even on the "y."
401
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,700
- This is so cheesy.
- Yes.
402
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,500
i like cheesy.
403
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600
Me too.
404
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,200
You know, i think maybe
i want aweddingwedding.
405
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,700
Me too.
406
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,700
- Really?
- Yeah.
407
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,200
Would you like to dance?
408
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,500
No.
409
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,100
???
Women
410
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,000
Stop squirming. Well, stop trying
to poke me With a sharp thing.
411
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,100
You wanted to do this, okay.
Just be brave.
412
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,900
I know, but you're not a professional,
And i'm thinking maybe we should have gone--
413
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,800
I'm doing--
No, i'm doing it for free.
414
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,100
Just, you have to stop squirming
Otherwise i'm gonna mess up.
415
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,700
Are you sure that's not
the gay ear?
416
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,500
- Gayare you 12 years old?
- Well--
417
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,900
- Look, i'm gonna count to three.
- Count to 20.
418
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,300
No, i'm gonna count to three.
419
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,800
One, two, three.
420
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,300
Ow, son of a bitch!
421
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,300
Andy, that was just
the ice.
422
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,900
- it was???
- ???
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