1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:03,964 So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:05,629 and now I am recruiting you. 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,536 Who is this guy again? Don't worry about Phil. 4 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,734 He drives a Corvette. He's doing just fine. 5 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:14,405 Okay. Calling cards are the wave of the future. 6 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,813 These things sell themselves. Who uses calling cards anymore? 7 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,646 You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan. 8 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:21,312 I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend. 9 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:22,787 It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme. 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,189 Yes, thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will. 11 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,726 Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, 12 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:29,887 that one from the e-mail? 13 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,557 You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria 14 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:35,760 e- mails you directly asking for help, you help. 15 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:39,003 His father ran the freaking country, okay? 16 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:43,804 All right, so raise your hand if you wanna get rich. 17 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,472 All right. No. 18 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,775 How is this not a pyramid scheme? 19 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,946 All right, let me explain, again. 20 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,585 Phil has recruited me and another guy. 21 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,988 Now we are getting three people each. 22 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,517 The more people that get involved, the more people who are investing, 23 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:05,189 the more money we're all gonna make. It's not a pyramid scheme. 24 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,530 It is a... It's not even a scheme, per se. It's... 25 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,535 I have to go make a call. 26 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,446 Happy birthday, Michael. What? 27 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,247 I said, "Happy birthday. " 28 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,656 Thank you. That's really nice. 29 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:08,193 Today is my B-day. 30 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:11,094 And people around here just go crazy for it. 31 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,426 I don't know why. 32 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,693 Oh, fun fact. 33 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,462 I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. 34 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:22,001 So, I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher. 35 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:23,903 You excited? 36 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,609 Everybody freaking out? 37 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,472 Cool. It's gonna be fun. You're late. Thank you, it's noon. 38 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,342 But, I forgive you. Because doth, it is my birthday. 39 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,854 What's up? Hi. 40 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,124 Oh, happy birthday. Thank you, sir. 41 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,989 Michael's birthday. 42 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,159 It's pretty fun to watch, actually. 43 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:48,161 He gets very excited and then he eats a lot of cake. 44 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,293 And then he runs around the office. 45 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,601 And then he has a sugar crash in the afternoon. And then he falls asleep. 46 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,141 And that's when we get our work done. 47 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,976 Did you hear anything yet? No. 48 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,980 I'm still waiting. 49 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:10,786 Yeah. Yes. 50 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,223 There he is, the birthday boy. Oh, God. 51 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,091 Birthday hug. No, no, no, no. New suit. Please. 52 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,630 That suit is amazing. Thank you very much. 53 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,097 It is from Italy. 54 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:23,897 Actually, Bulgaria. So... 55 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,232 Maybe I should get one. 56 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,205 Good luck. One-of-a-kind. 57 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,702 EBay. 58 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,233 Question: May I be in charge of the party planning festivities? 59 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,837 Not necessary. The Party Planning Committee is all over it. 60 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,144 They've been working 24l7, all day, yesterday. 61 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,777 Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the... 62 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:43,583 Don't! No. Please. Don't want to spoil it for anybody. 63 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,816 Don't spoil the surprise. 64 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,052 Let's get the party started. Let's get the party started. 65 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,616 Not the way I taught you. 66 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,399 When should we bring out the cake, 1:00 or 1:30? 67 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,231 1:00 is good. 1:30. 68 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:02,566 I'm sorry, are we boring you? I... 69 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,269 Party Planning Committee, listen up. 70 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:07,211 Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, 71 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,508 so make that a priority. 72 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,947 Where do we get those? Not my problem. 73 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:15,181 Here's a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. 74 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,619 Michael wants a stripper gram? 75 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,750 Yes, but he doesn't want to know when or whom. 76 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,455 No. This is a closed-door meeting. 77 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,838 Yeah. Michael, I have Jan on the line. 78 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:38,035 Oh, great, put her through. Okay. 79 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,970 Hello, Michael? Hey, you. 80 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,813 I'm returning your call. You said it was urgent. 81 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,613 It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday. 82 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,779 Well, today's not my birthday. So... 83 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,083 Really? 84 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:53,023 'Cause I thought we had the same birthday. 85 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,961 Happy birthday, Michael. Thanks. 86 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:00,522 Am I on camera? Nope. 87 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:05,531 Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. 88 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,243 You can take a five if you want. 89 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,455 Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday. 90 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,660 Happy birthday. Thanks. 91 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:42,773 Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out? 92 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:46,073 They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion. 93 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,545 Oh, okay. Second opinion on what? 94 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,008 I might have skin cancer. Oh, no. 95 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,552 I was watching Grey's Anatomy and there was a lifeguard on it, 96 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:55,052 and he had skin cancer, too. 97 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,315 Kelly, you know what... 98 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:59,517 I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. 99 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,060 That was the saddest funeral ever. 100 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,527 That and my sister's. 101 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:09,660 Who brought in donuts? Somebody got donuts for my birthday. 102 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,432 Happy birthday. You didn't know it was my birthday? 103 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:13,938 I guess I forgot. 104 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:16,907 Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut. 105 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,837 Are you serious? 106 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,622 Skin cancer is treatable. Right. 107 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:32,885 It's gonna be okay. 108 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,918 You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. 109 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,563 It's probably nothing though. 110 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,834 Hi. Delivery for Michael Scott. 111 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:46,666 Here we go. 112 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,832 Okay, this is great. 113 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,140 Thank you, my friends. She is perfect. 114 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,677 Dwight, may I have your chair, please? 115 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,307 And some singles if you will? 116 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:58,873 All right. 117 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,146 Okay. 118 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:05,983 All right. 119 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,923 This has arms. Is that gonna be a... Is that all right? 120 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,759 Sure. 121 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,523 Okay. 122 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,596 I'm so nervous. 123 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,899 I can sign for it. Oh, thanks. 124 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,236 When I was seven, 125 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:27,710 my mother hired a pony and a cart 126 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,776 to come to my house for all the kids. 127 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:36,177 And I got a really bad rash from the pony. 128 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,724 And all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside. 129 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:44,058 And my mother was rubbing cream on me for probably three hours 130 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,757 and I never came outside. 131 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,392 And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck 132 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,163 and around the corner. 133 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,299 So that was my worst birthday. 134 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,277 Stop it! Stop! What is that? 135 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,384 It's For The Longest Time by William Joel. Yeah. 136 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,683 It's your favorite song. Yeah, when it's on the radio. 137 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,552 My birthday blows. 138 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,690 Nobody even signed my birthday poster. 139 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:19,157 Apparently, my mother is the only one who cares enough to send me anything. 140 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,793 I probably care more than she does. You're making it worse. 141 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,268 I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this. 142 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:31,399 When does he hear? Sometime today. 143 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,602 Poor Kevin. 144 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:39,848 If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe. 145 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,651 And South America. 146 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,713 And the Grand Canyon. 147 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,525 And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. 148 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,396 It would be a pretty busy week. 149 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:54,892 That's a list price of $4.50. 150 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:59,131 Unfortunately, this item is on back-order. 151 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,401 Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael! 152 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,601 Come here, come here, come here, come here. 153 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,507 What? What? Listen up, everyone. 154 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,610 It is 11:23 exactly. 155 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:12,913 The exact moment when you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal. 156 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:14,350 So, huh? 157 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,150 Right, have a seat please. Oh, God. 158 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,953 There is a tradition that the Hebrews have 159 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,655 of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair. Oh, no. 160 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,890 So come over and help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. 161 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,195 Kevin! Oh, no, no, no! 162 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,666 I'll do it. Ryan, come on. 163 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,066 Creed. Let's do this. 164 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,502 Come on, Stanley, let's go! 165 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,166 I feel like we should go get Kevin something. 166 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,301 Do you think we can sneak out of here? Maybe, 167 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:42,245 but we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion and... 168 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,340 On three, we're gonna hoist away. Ready? 169 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,784 Okay. Happy birth moment, Michael. Thank you. 170 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,481 One! Two! Three! 171 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,916 Whoa, Whoa! Cut... All right, all right, watch it please. 172 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,790 Oscar. It wasn't me. 173 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,032 Okay, that is not an 8-foot sub. 174 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,303 We don't make an 8-foot sub. This is eight 1-foot subs. 175 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,329 F. 176 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,264 All right, what's the damage? $39.60. 177 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,379 $39. 178 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:22,949 Sixty. 179 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:26,149 Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? 180 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,156 I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi, 181 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:31,895 I can and do cut my own hair. 182 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,025 I did, however, tip my urologist. 183 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:39,398 Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones. 184 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,137 Here they come. Get in here. 185 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,870 Come and get it. Everybody, birthday party subs. 186 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,241 My gift to you. What is this? 187 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,507 Baloney, tomato and ketchup. The best. 188 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,242 These are all the same. Yes. 189 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,682 Baloney? I don't eat baloney. 190 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,277 Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. It's still good. 191 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:56,343 No. 192 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,391 Just the bread. It's fresh-baked. No. 193 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,252 Okay. 194 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,758 Get whatever you want. And choke on it. 195 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,761 When I was 16, 196 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:10,529 I was supposed to go out on a date 197 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,571 with a girl named Julie. 198 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,098 But there was another Michael in the class 199 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,973 that she apparently thought the date was with. 200 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,912 So she went out with him on my birthday. 201 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:26,449 And she got him a cake at the restaurant, 202 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,247 and it wasn't even his birthday. 203 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,255 But I heard about it the next day in school. 204 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,418 So, that was the worst birthday I think I ever had. 205 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:36,825 So, we got Kev some stuff. 206 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,827 Party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. 207 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,800 A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie. 208 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,200 And he lent it to Creed, 209 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,603 so I can guarantee you he won't get that back. 210 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,732 Sixty-nine Cup of Noodles. 211 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,302 Which we realize sounds crass, but it is his favorite number. 212 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,710 And his favorite lunch. 213 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,311 Hey, Temp, you know we still got five feet of sandwich left. 214 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,447 Someone ate three feet of that thing? Hell, yeah. 215 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:08,391 Save room for ice cream cake. Thank you. 216 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,519 Oh, I got it. Wait. 217 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,529 It's the Party Planning Committee. 218 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,031 This is the most important day of the year. 219 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,000 I can't risk anything. 220 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:18,663 Fine. 221 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:22,074 What about that meeting later 222 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,773 to discuss finances? 223 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,172 Yes. 224 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,474 But don't expect any cookie. 225 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,840 But what if I'm hungry? 226 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,844 No cookie. 227 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:54,396 What? 228 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,964 You use fabric softener? Yeah. You don't? 229 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,339 No, I do. 230 00:12:58,744 --> 00:12:59,802 Okay. 231 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,340 Happy birthday 232 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,816 dear Michael 233 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,920 Happy birthday 234 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,518 to you 235 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,562 Hello. Hey. 236 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,732 Kevin, respect the birthday, please? 237 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,064 No. No, not yet. 238 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,333 I will. Goodbye. 239 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,538 It was just Daisy. Are you done? 240 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,767 Good. 241 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,568 Okay. I'm gonna... Here we go. Make a wish. 242 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,113 ...blow out the candles. Okay. 243 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,278 Yeah! 244 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,488 I asked for trick candles. 245 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,525 Pam was supposed to get them. Sorry. Okay. Well, 246 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,288 when she comes back we'll do it again. 247 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,995 Hello? What about the birthday boy? 248 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,226 Haven't had a hug all day. 249 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,801 No one cares about your birthday. 250 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,896 Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer. 251 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:11,312 Oh, that sucks! Great. 252 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,879 Wow, that's good timing. 253 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,821 That's... 254 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,588 Sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. 255 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,255 That's terrible news for both of us. 256 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:37,000 We should probably head back. Yeah, okay. 257 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,670 Oh, I dare you to make an announcement. 258 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,975 You dare me? How old are you? 259 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,144 Just quit stalling. 260 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,077 Luke, this is your father. 261 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,755 Come set the table for dinner. 262 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,925 Such a dork. 263 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:59,855 Jim Halpert, price check on fabric softener. 264 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,991 The kind with the cute... Ma'am, please don't touch that. 265 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,228 That is not a toy. Oh, I'm sorry. 266 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,631 Sorry. 267 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,306 How old are you? I hate you. 268 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,606 Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? 269 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,738 Our health plan is terrible. 270 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,975 Here you are. Good news. Did some research. 271 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:22,316 It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover. 272 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,053 It's still scary. 273 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,489 Yeah, but it's not brain cancer, 274 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,125 and it shouldn't stop us from having fun. 275 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,185 You know what they say the best medicine is? 276 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:35,222 Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and Dacarbazine. 277 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,826 And laughter also. 278 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,295 I don't really think people are in the laughing mood. 279 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,508 Why are you here? 280 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,509 I didn't even invite you to my birthday party. 281 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,841 I work here. "I work here. " 282 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,609 All right. Well, you know what? Since Toby doesn't speak for everybody, 283 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,948 and I am your boss, I think you should just go home. 284 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,419 Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day. 285 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,389 If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy. 286 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,325 Well, you're pretty much driving everybody else here crazy. 287 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,024 Crazy with worry. 288 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,251 Where have you been? 289 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,385 And don't say the bathroom, because I kicked in all the stalls. 290 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,431 Well, that's an invasion of privacy, so I'm gonna tell Michael. 291 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,021 Please, don't. 292 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,266 You owe me. 293 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,269 Excuse me, everyone. 294 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,398 Attention, please. 295 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,440 Kevin, we're gonna take you to a very special place, 296 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,978 a place that will make you happy, 297 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:57,174 and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun. 298 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,510 Is this trip in any way related to your birthday? 299 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,254 How dare you, sir. You are gross. 300 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,789 That should not be there. 301 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,192 I'll get someone to take it down. No, it's all right. It's already up. 302 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,661 Just leave it. Where's Kevin? 303 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,925 Come on, let's get our skate on! 304 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,666 Don't be scared. You're good. You're good. 305 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,501 I wanna go... 306 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,644 Think you can let go? No. 307 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,640 Okay. 308 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,446 Yeah! Who's that? 309 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,986 Was that Michael? 310 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,820 Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. 311 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,784 I thought about playing in the NHL, but you're on the road so much. 312 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,520 You get no time to spend with your wife and kids. 313 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,731 And I really want a wife and kids. 314 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,599 I got it. 315 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,875 Hey, Pam. All the stuff with Kevin 316 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,009 is pretty scary. 317 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,577 And I'm thinking that next time you're in the shower, 318 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,674 you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. 319 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,048 Those things are like ticking time-bags. 320 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,411 All right? Think about it. 321 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,125 It's something to think about. 322 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,458 I just can't relax about it, you know? Kevin! 323 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,621 You heard anything yet? No, not yet. 324 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,564 Okay. Well, live strong. 325 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:23,828 Okay, Michael. All right. 326 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,369 Michael? Yeah. 327 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,927 Carol? Yeah. 328 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,067 She sold me my condo. 329 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,974 Hey, what, is this place on the market or... 330 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,406 No, I don't just sell real estate. 331 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,108 My daughter has a skating lesson. 332 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,945 Oh, these all your kids? 333 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,712 No, just the front two. 334 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,447 Oh. Hey, guys. What's up? 335 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,580 You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay? 336 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,647 Sure. Cool. All right, grab on. 337 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,819 Here we go. You ready? Hang on tight. 338 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,354 All right. We are moving. 339 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,332 We are really moving now! 340 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,007 Push. Good, that's great. You got it. 341 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,106 Excuse me. 342 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,574 Hello? 343 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,080 Yeah, okay. 344 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,779 All right. 345 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,179 Okay, I will. Thanks. 346 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,748 It's negative. 347 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:23,921 Oh, God! 348 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,896 We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... 349 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,566 Come here. 350 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,376 Well, apparently, in the medicine community, 351 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,934 "negative" means "good," 352 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,176 which makes absolutely no sense. 353 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,876 In the real world community 354 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,785 that would be chaos. 355 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,189 This is awesome. 356 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,784 Thanks, you guys. 357 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,492 Okay, who is this from? 358 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:03,928 Wowee, look at that jersey! 359 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,731 Turn it around. Turn it around. Cool. 360 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,964 Show it. 361 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,662 Great. 362 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,301 "From Dwight. Number One. " Thank you, Dwight. That's great. Thanks. 363 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,366 Michael. Yeah. 364 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:16,903 This is from all of us. Oh, you didn't need to do that. 365 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,982 Night Swept. 366 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,122 This is really amazing. Thank you. 367 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,921 I love it. 368 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,982 Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. 369 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,328 It was a good day. 370 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,221 I don't know. 371 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,294 It was a good day.