1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,468 Go. Get the door. Here we are. 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:05,765 Go. Push. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,329 Oh, God. Push. 4 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,999 No, no, no. Turn it around. Really shove it. 5 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:10,736 You'll break it. Shove it through. Break it! 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,937 You shove it. Shove it back. 7 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:17,015 Here we go. 8 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,952 Don't break the branches, Dwight. 9 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,951 All right. 10 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,582 I got a splinter. Well, suck it up. We all have problems. 11 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,252 Hey, everybody. Look what we have. 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,362 Nice, huh? 13 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:33,660 I've got it leveraged. 14 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,098 Push. Straight up. On three. Ready? 15 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,568 Big. One, two, three. One, two, three. 16 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:42,532 Merry Christmas. 17 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,371 Did it work? 18 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,416 Well, sort of. 19 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,812 Why did you get it so big? 20 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:31,255 A, that's what she said, and, B, I wanted it to be impressive. 21 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:34,293 The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year. 22 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,624 But what are we gonna do with this hacked-off part? 23 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:39,722 Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, 24 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,529 and we are going to sell that to charity. 25 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,093 That's what Christmas is all about. 26 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:56,979 So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa, 27 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,915 and I got her this teapot, 28 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:01,920 which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. 29 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:05,253 But I'm also gonna stuff it with some inside jokes. 30 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,590 Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. 31 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:12,119 She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. 32 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,922 Not sure why. 33 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,032 What else? 34 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,494 This is a hot sauce packet. 35 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:21,301 She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago 36 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,899 because she thought it was ketchup. 37 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:27,573 And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. 38 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:32,009 This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. 39 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,882 And this is the card. 40 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,717 Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. 41 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,291 Is there anything we're missing? 42 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:44,625 Phyllis, you got the lights? 43 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:46,631 Yes, I got those cute little ones. 44 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,134 Do you think I should have gotten the big ones? 45 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,534 We'll see. 46 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:54,897 Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. 47 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:59,240 Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster, 48 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:03,480 which to me seems excessive. 49 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:08,954 Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, pimp. 50 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,121 I'm kidding. What do we got? What do we got? 51 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,955 How many plates are we getting? Fifty. 52 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,723 Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. 53 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,559 Double it. On me. 54 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,363 It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. 55 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,562 This party has to really rock. 56 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:28,368 Check it out. Christmas bonus, 3,000 Gs. 57 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:31,433 I got this for helping save the company money. 58 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,472 So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. 59 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,774 Maybe I should call him and tell him that. 60 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:42,480 I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. 61 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:47,823 I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. 62 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,795 I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. 63 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:55,095 And also, I want you to know and spread the word that I will have my digital camera. 64 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,762 And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. 65 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,169 And the best and craziest thing that happens 66 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,970 will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive. 67 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:05,306 You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party. 68 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:07,243 Yeah. I know. Damn it. 69 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:11,281 Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody. 70 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,045 One. Two. Three. 71 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,356 You guys should use a hand truck. 72 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,086 Do we have one? No. 73 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,527 Will you help me? 74 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,269 No! No way. It... No. Come on, Mike. 75 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,167 Let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours. 76 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,569 You wanna be Santa? Yeah. 77 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,005 Have you ever seen Santa? 78 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,541 Yeah, I've seen Santa. Okay. 79 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,544 Who cares? Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work. 80 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,206 Michael, I would like to be the elf. 81 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:46,015 That makes sense because he has elfish features. 82 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,151 Okay, everyone. Listen up. 83 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,323 It is time to get your presents, wrap them 84 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:57,352 and place them under the tree, like so. 85 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:01,692 If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree 86 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,032 within the next five minutes, 87 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:07,231 you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? 88 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,502 No exceptions except Michael. 89 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,543 I got Angela. 90 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:16,505 She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. 91 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:18,607 I got her one of those. 92 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,652 I felt kind of weird buying that. 93 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,557 I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. 94 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,594 I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. 95 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,788 I think he's Irish and I... 96 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,256 I got him this shamrock keychain. 97 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,098 I got myself for Secret Santa. 98 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,763 I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't. 99 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,669 You get something good this year? 100 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,546 I think I did a pretty good job. Yeah? Who did you have? 101 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,674 Well, I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret. 102 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,616 I think I got something pretty nice for my guy. 103 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,712 Yeah? I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow. 104 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:59,087 Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So... Yeah. 105 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,252 I wanted this party to be really special so I sort of went above and beyond. 106 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,387 That's great. Well, don't tell me who it is, 'cause I can... 107 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:08,423 It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan. 108 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:12,767 Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. 109 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:16,133 Stanley, no. I'm gonna handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons. 110 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,676 I know how to plug something in. 111 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,109 I want to do it. 112 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:23,842 All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center. 113 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,110 Ready? 114 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:28,814 Three, two, one. Three, two, one. 115 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,448 Not great. 116 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,187 I'm sorry, everybody. 117 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,858 I think the tree looks nice. 118 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,898 Hey, I could get some flares from my car. 119 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,561 No. No. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa. 120 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:47,501 Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. 121 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,267 It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 122 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:54,643 "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars' worth. " 123 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,945 First present, Oscar. 124 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,280 Shower radio. Neat. 125 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,583 Oh, good, that was from me. 126 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,487 Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of... 127 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,391 Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. 128 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,622 Jim. Oh, cool. 129 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:15,956 That's from me. 130 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,059 Great. 131 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,638 Where did you get it? 132 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:21,696 I don't know. It was so long ago. 133 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,140 He obviously forgot to get me something, 134 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,407 and then he went into his closet and dug out this little number 135 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,970 and then threw it in a bag. 136 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:30,981 Yep. That's exactly what happened. 137 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,244 Pam. 138 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,616 Oh, my God! 139 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,189 Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. 140 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,064 It's awesome. There's a little more to it. 141 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,500 All right. Next. 142 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,299 Ryan. No. Don't. 143 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,371 Whoa, a video iPod. 144 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,572 Whoa. Wow. Jeez. 145 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,540 Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. 146 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,813 That was me. I got carried away with the spirit. 147 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,481 Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? 148 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,985 This is 400 bucks. 149 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,524 You don't know that. 150 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:15,754 Yeah, you left the price tag on. 151 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:16,852 I did? Yeah. 152 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,624 What? Oh, shoot. Wow. 153 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,599 Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. 154 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,659 What matters is that Christmas is fun, right? 155 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:29,197 Michael. Oh, hey, for me. 156 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,943 What is in here? 157 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,348 Oh, come on. 158 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,848 I knitted it for you. 159 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,208 An oven mitt? 160 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,146 Okay. 161 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,414 So Phyllis is basically saying, 162 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:47,982 "Hey, Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year 163 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:51,621 "but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth. " 164 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,460 I gave Ryan an iPod. 165 00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,369 Should we just keep opening up the presents? 166 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:04,432 We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions. 167 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,240 I got it. 168 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,476 We are going to turn 169 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,816 Secret Santa into Yankee Swap. 170 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,487 What is Yankee Swap? 171 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,956 One person chooses a gift. 172 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:23,928 The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. 173 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,925 If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal someone else's gift 174 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,399 or choose a new gift. 175 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,197 I thought that was called Nasty Christmas. 176 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,897 Yeah, we call it White Elephant. 177 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,667 Well, I call it fun! 178 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,968 Why are we doing this? 179 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,976 Because it's better. Because it's more special. 180 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,511 It sounds mean. Shut it. 181 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,206 No, it's not... 182 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,611 Okay, just give it a shot. 183 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,617 Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. 184 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:49,746 He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. 185 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:58,021 Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. 186 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,927 You can either pick a new gift 187 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,297 or you can steal somebody else's gift 188 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,598 that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt. 189 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,468 I'll take the teapot. 190 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,302 Oh. Shouldn't we... 191 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,971 I bought that specifically for Pam. Yankee Swap! 192 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,409 That's what makes it fun. 193 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,346 Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now. I'll take the iPod. 194 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,679 And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice? 195 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,912 Yes. Now, you can steal the oven mitt, 196 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:24,354 the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift. 197 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,935 That was meant for Kelly. Yeah, I figured. 198 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,103 I think this is going great. 199 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:56,781 Yikes. 200 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,216 Well, it's for Angela, so... 201 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:04,560 That's, like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen. 202 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,291 Angela, you're up. 203 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,199 I'll take the poster. 204 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,806 Some people like these. 205 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,000 I will steal the iPod. 206 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,206 Everyone wants the iPod. 207 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:23,908 It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle. 208 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:29,644 Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn. 209 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:33,954 I'll take the teapot. Damn it. 210 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,088 Okay. Moving along, Meredith, let's go. 211 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,663 I really want the iPod. 212 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,332 It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else. 213 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:45,427 I hope nobody takes this baby, 'cause this is great. 214 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,132 Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. 215 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,875 Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful. 216 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,913 I'll take the oven mitt. 217 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,840 Sucker! 218 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,813 See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology. 219 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,482 Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. 220 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,790 I don't know if you guys know about it, 221 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:12,559 but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe 222 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:16,131 and that tricks them into doing something stupid. 223 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:17,897 Works like a charm. 224 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,439 "In addition to these paint ball pellets, 225 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:30,004 "your gift includes two paint ball lessons with Dwight Shrute. " 226 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,414 You and me, Michael. Yes. 227 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:40,521 Who wants to take paint ball lessons? How is that better than an iPod? 228 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,323 I never said it was better than an iPod. 229 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:49,264 Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? 230 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,895 Two paint ball lessons with someone as experienced as I am 231 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,201 is worth easily, like, 2 grand. 232 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,435 Take that, Saddam. 233 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,167 Last gift, Kevin. 234 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,836 I want the foot bath. 235 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,012 That's the thing I bought myself. 236 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,514 I'm really psyched to use it. 237 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,446 Maybe I should have taken the iPod. 238 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,053 Oh, shoot. 239 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,659 Pam, steal something or pick the final gift. 240 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,064 I want the iPod. Damn it. 241 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,329 Sure you don't want the teapot? 242 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,270 Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But... Right. 243 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,705 Sorry, I... No. No. Definitely. It's... 244 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:34,508 Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories. 245 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,941 Yes! There you go. I want the tea pot. Gracias. 246 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,311 Got to be kidding me. 247 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,920 Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets 248 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,586 Christmas. 249 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,727 What is she so upset about? 250 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,732 Maybe because you hated her present so much. 251 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,030 Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit. 252 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,535 I think it was a success, 253 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,266 and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paint ball pellets. 254 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,707 Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people. 255 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,439 And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else. 256 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,639 Well, I didn't. 257 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,274 I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, 258 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,751 and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me! 259 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,952 You got a bonus check? 260 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,352 How much? 261 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:24,126 It wasn't... It wasn't that much. It was $3,000. 262 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,187 All right, I'm done now. 263 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:30,795 Unbelievable. 264 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,498 I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people, 265 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,698 and they freak out. 266 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,334 Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame. 267 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,715 It comes to $166.41. 268 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:48,116 All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? 269 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,147 Fifteen bottles of vodka? 270 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,953 Yeah, that should do it. Cool, cool. Box it up. 271 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,204 I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. 272 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,105 So, can I trade you for it? No trades. 273 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,110 Come on. It's a shamrock keychain. Good luck. 274 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,973 "A real man makes his own luck. " Billy Zane, Titanic. 275 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,416 Look it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you? 276 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,454 No. I want it. I'm going to use it. 277 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,148 You don't even drink tea. True. 278 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:27,386 But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured 279 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,427 by making your tea from green tea leaf stems... 280 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,792 Okay. ... and pouring it directly 281 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,421 into your nose, like so. 282 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,259 To think that my gift to Pam will be used for that, 283 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,367 it's a little too much to handle. 284 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,635 This is awesome. 285 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,269 I know. It's totally gonna change the way I work out. 286 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,872 Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, now I don't have to. 287 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,109 I'm gonna save a ton of money. 288 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,514 So what are you gonna get me instead? 289 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,212 I don't know. Probably, like, a sweater or something. 290 00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,513 Uh-oh. 291 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,753 Looks like Santa was a little naughty. 292 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,696 What is that? 293 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:09,757 This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze. 294 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,535 We can drink? 295 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,696 We're really not supposed to serve alcohol. 296 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:17,037 Zip it, Toby! Just... I mean, it's a party. Come on. 297 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:21,136 If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. 298 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:23,881 Who wants a drink? Me. Please. 299 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,507 Go! Here we go! 300 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,077 The deal is that this is my last hurrah, 301 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,588 'cause I made a New Year's resolution 302 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,956 that I'm not gonna drink anymore during the week. 303 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,986 Hi, guys. Hey. 304 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,656 Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance? 305 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,792 Kevin Malone. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. 306 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,769 Stanley Hudson. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. 307 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,739 Ryan Howard. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. 308 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,639 What line of work you in, Bob? 309 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,173 I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O. It was over, man. 310 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,045 Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, 311 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,642 Deion Branch to have big games, or else I'm done. 312 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:01,777 It's possible. 313 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,788 I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man. 314 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,084 I had to, I needed defense. 315 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,556 Come on! Shaun Alexander? 316 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,889 He's the best back in the league. It's defense. 317 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,623 Oh, no. That's not worth it. It is worth it. 318 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,858 Never. Are you kidding? You wait. 319 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:18,130 Anybody making out in here? Not yet. Give it time. 320 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,529 Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. 321 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,403 Okay, how's it going in here? 322 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,840 We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some? 323 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,036 Yeah, there should be some... No, no, no. 324 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:27,703 We'll find some. Don't leave the party. 325 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,214 One, two, three! 326 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,585 Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee. 327 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:38,850 Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 328 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,289 I really did not do anything. 329 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,520 Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend. 330 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,560 You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. 331 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,159 Just thought you should know. 332 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,137 No, I was just checking out my present. 333 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,905 But... I traded with Dwight. 334 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,174 Just, I figured, you know, 335 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,681 you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. 336 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,119 And also, Roy got me an iPod 337 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,489 or was going to get me an iPod, so... 338 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,485 Well, either way. 339 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:19,063 This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. 340 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,531 Look inside. 341 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:30,875 Oh, my God! The yearbook picture. 342 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,704 Yeah, I think I made the right choice. 343 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,078 Oh, my God! It's incredible. 344 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,378 Is this the bottle timer? 345 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,442 I didn't think you were gonna get that one. I really didn't. 346 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,451 This is so awesome. 347 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:49,253 Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to. 348 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,522 Thank you. You're welcome. 349 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,962 Merry Christmas, asswipe. No way. 350 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,262 Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! 351 00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:00,101 Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen. 352 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,799 What's up, my nerds? Check it out! 353 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:07,278 Oh, no, no. Oh, look at that. Icing on the cake. 354 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:10,508 Pacman need a drinky. Oh, let's fix you up. 355 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,517 Who wants to fix up... Toby? Toby's gonna fix you up. 356 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,445 Yeah. 357 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,359 Darryl. There you go. 358 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,054 You earned it. That's okay, Mike. 359 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:27,292 No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it. 360 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,231 All right. Thanks, man. 361 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,098 Hey, Merry Christmas. 362 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,033 Whose butt is that? Mine. 363 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,372 Oh, how did I not guess that? 364 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:42,504 Lampshade on head! It's happening! 365 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,609 Oh, no. 366 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,422 Hey. Oh, hello there. 367 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,166 But what are you doing? I don't know. 368 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,764 You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that. 369 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,050 Thanks for the party, Michael. Yeah. 370 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,348 Oh, hey... Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. 371 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,547 Who's in? I'm in. 372 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,748 Yes. 373 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,984 Michael? Poor Richard's? 374 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,785 Yeah. That sounds good. 375 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,692 Christmas is awesome. 376 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:36,063 First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. 377 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:39,831 Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. 378 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,636 Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? 379 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,668 And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. 380 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,874 It's really the greatest day of all time. 381 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,779 Hey, Meredith. 382 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,912 Heading over to Poor Richard's? Yep. 383 00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,220 Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? 384 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,260 All right, let's head out. 385 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,973 Sounds good. Do you have a coat? Yeah. 386 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,338 Okay!