1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:59,215 --> 00:01:01,762 - Are you listening to me Michael ? - Affirmative. 2 00:01:01,935 --> 00:01:03,765 What did I just say ? 3 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:07,872 You just said... let me check my notes, 4 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,408 you just said... 5 00:01:09,505 --> 00:01:12,015 Alan and I have created an incentive program- 6 00:01:12,075 --> 00:01:16,645 Hey ! Hey how is Alan ? Tell Alan that the Mets suck. 7 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:20,279 Ok ? From me, big time. Go Pirates ! 8 00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:21,661 - No I'm not gonna do that. - Ok. 9 00:01:21,697 --> 00:01:23,990 We've created an incentive program to increase sales. 10 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:27,378 At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize, 11 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:28,565 worth up to one thousand dollars. 12 00:01:28,626 --> 00:01:32,116 Wo ! Howdy-ho. A thousand big ones. That's cool. 13 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:34,052 Do I get to pick the prize ? 14 00:01:34,107 --> 00:01:36,462 Uh, yes, yes you can. 15 00:01:36,857 --> 00:01:41,852 Question : does top salesman include people who were at one time, 16 00:01:41,866 --> 00:01:45,791 such outstanding salesmen that they've been promoted to... 17 00:01:45,866 --> 00:01:49,373 No Michael, you can't win this prize. 18 00:01:49,656 --> 00:01:51,263 I didn't mean me ! 19 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,320 Well, first what we have to do is find out 20 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,903 what motivates people more than anything else ? 21 00:02:01,965 --> 00:02:02,901 Sex. 22 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:05,111 It's illegal, can't do that. Next best thing. 23 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:05,900 Torture. 24 00:02:06,118 --> 00:02:08,872 Come on Dwight. Just, help me out here. This is stupid. 25 00:02:09,468 --> 00:02:10,910 - Michael ? - Pam ! 26 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,660 - There's... - Burger with cheese. 27 00:02:12,857 --> 00:02:14,553 - There's a person here... - And fries. 28 00:02:14,705 --> 00:02:16,651 - There's... - And shake. What, ? go ahead. 29 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,883 There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. 30 00:02:18,915 --> 00:02:21,682 No vendors in the office. That is a distraction. 31 00:02:21,895 --> 00:02:24,713 - Ok I told her you'd talk to her at least. - Pam come on I'm busy, 32 00:02:25,168 --> 00:02:27,651 - so just tell her to go away. - Ok. 33 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,792 Alright I'll talk to her. 34 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:36,963 This one is hand-embroidered. 35 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:39,743 Alright girls, break it up, you're being infiltrated. 36 00:02:39,915 --> 00:02:40,860 Cock in the henhouse. 37 00:02:40,908 --> 00:02:42,991 - Cocks in the henhouse ! - Don't say cocks. 38 00:02:44,635 --> 00:02:47,540 Oh, What is you name my fair lass ? 39 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,783 - Katy. - Oh Katy. 40 00:02:49,846 --> 00:02:52,003 Wow ! Look at you ! 41 00:02:52,037 --> 00:02:56,282 You're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0. 44 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:04,623 - Nobody cares what you think. - Doesn't matter. 45 00:03:04,738 --> 00:03:06,553 So you know what ? 46 00:03:06,585 --> 00:03:09,040 I usually don't allow solicitors in the office, 47 00:03:09,157 --> 00:03:11,952 but today I am going to break some rules, 48 00:03:12,105 --> 00:03:14,351 and you can have the conference room. It's yours, all day. 49 00:03:14,538 --> 00:03:17,643 - Wow, thanks. - There's a H.R. meeting there at 11 :30. 50 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:20,553 Well, let's put them in the hallway. 51 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:22,752 We'll give them some chairs. Right ? 52 00:03:22,838 --> 00:03:27,440 Decisiveness, one of the keys to success, according to "Small Businessman". 53 00:03:27,618 --> 00:03:29,673 I do, I read "small businessman", 54 00:03:29,707 --> 00:03:33,473 I also subscribe to "USA today", 55 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:36,531 and "American Way Magazine". 56 00:03:36,548 --> 00:03:39,951 That's the in-flight magazine, some great articles in that. 57 00:03:40,298 --> 00:03:46,033 They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts, 58 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:49,241 and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. 59 00:03:49,957 --> 00:03:50,950 Illuminating. 60 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,043 This is my conference room, 61 00:03:53,136 --> 00:03:55,790 so please, make yourself at home. 62 00:03:55,928 --> 00:03:58,671 Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall, 63 00:03:58,786 --> 00:04:02,210 there used to be a window here, there's not anymore. 64 00:04:02,287 --> 00:04:04,082 So that's where I will be. 65 00:04:04,898 --> 00:04:08,970 So if you need anything else, something to make you more comfortable, 66 00:04:09,368 --> 00:04:12,562 just don't hesitate to ask, I'm right here. 67 00:04:12,787 --> 00:04:17,572 - I guess a cup of coffee would be great. - Wait a second. 68 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:22,361 I should have spotted another addict. Gotta love the "bucks". 69 00:04:22,605 --> 00:04:23,491 What ? 70 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,133 It's like a slang for Starbucks, they're all over the place. 71 00:04:26,195 --> 00:04:30,080 Oh man, that place is like the promised land, to me... 72 00:04:30,428 --> 00:04:32,193 What a business model too. 73 00:04:32,598 --> 00:04:36,062 - Too bad we don't have the good stuff here. - A regular coffee is fine. 74 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:39,312 - No it's not, it's... - No, really, it is. 75 00:04:39,336 --> 00:04:41,880 No, here's the thing, you know, 76 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:49,111 I do my best to be my own man and... 77 00:04:49,975 --> 00:04:51,941 go by the beat of a different drummer. 78 00:04:52,756 --> 00:04:53,913 And nobody gets me, 79 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,892 and they're always putting up walls, and I'm always tearing them down, 80 00:04:56,908 --> 00:05:00,112 just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. 81 00:05:04,015 --> 00:05:11,072 So, a coffee, regular coffee, for you. High test or unleaded ? 82 00:05:11,818 --> 00:05:15,903 - Bring it on. Yeah. - Woo, I will. I'll bring it on. Alright. 83 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:18,932 So, 84 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,913 are you jealous, because there's another girl around ? 85 00:05:23,098 --> 00:05:23,992 No. 86 00:05:25,397 --> 00:05:27,352 She's prettier than you though. 87 00:05:30,946 --> 00:05:33,923 That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin. 88 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:41,471 ... suit you. I can see you pairing it with gloves. 89 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:44,253 The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. 90 00:05:44,788 --> 00:05:45,641 Creamy skin, 91 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:47,031 straight teeth, 92 00:05:47,645 --> 00:05:48,580 curly hair, 93 00:05:49,736 --> 00:05:50,751 amazing breasts... 94 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:52,780 Not for me... for my children. 95 00:05:53,116 --> 00:05:56,113 The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. 96 00:05:56,347 --> 00:05:58,660 There you go, nice steaming hot cup of joe. 97 00:05:58,996 --> 00:06:00,430 - Thank you. - I've an idea. 98 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:02,452 Why don't I introduce you around ? 99 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:05,963 You know, you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele. 100 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:06,450 Right ? 101 00:06:06,806 --> 00:06:10,450 Gosh I would love to, but my purses, I should... 102 00:06:10,468 --> 00:06:14,502 Oh, we can have Ryan take a look, Ryan would you look after the purses please ? 103 00:06:14,738 --> 00:06:17,913 I'm installing file share on all the computers. 104 00:06:17,948 --> 00:06:20,801 Technobable, just do it ok ? we have company. 105 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:21,432 Right ? 106 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,941 You should sell a lot here, 107 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:26,010 because this branch made over a million dollars last year. 108 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:28,441 Not that we're all millionaires, I'm probably closest, 109 00:06:29,578 --> 00:06:32,473 Here is Oscar ! Oscar, this is Katie. 110 00:06:32,487 --> 00:06:33,291 I'm on the phone. 111 00:06:33,325 --> 00:06:37,513 Ooh ooh, Oscar the Grouch. Right ? Yeah, I thought of that. Yeah. 112 00:06:37,536 --> 00:06:41,500 - That was on "Sesame street" - I know, I made the connection. 113 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,022 Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here ? 114 00:06:44,365 --> 00:06:47,182 - No I don't believe that. - I know it's unbelievable. 115 00:06:47,477 --> 00:06:49,240 It's nice having Katie around. 116 00:06:49,938 --> 00:06:52,712 It's another person for Michael to... 117 00:06:54,286 --> 00:06:55,482 interact with. 118 00:06:55,755 --> 00:07:00,611 Here is Toby for human ressources. Katy, Toby. Toby, Katy. 119 00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:03,653 Hey did you go to Bishop O'Hara ? 120 00:07:03,976 --> 00:07:05,290 - Yeah. - Yeah me too. 121 00:07:05,347 --> 00:07:06,662 - What class... - Cool what year were you there ? 122 00:07:06,675 --> 00:07:07,030 89... 123 00:07:07,065 --> 00:07:08,811 Toby's divorced. He... 124 00:07:08,818 --> 00:07:11,020 god, recently right ? 125 00:07:11,487 --> 00:07:13,801 You and your wife, and you have kids ? 126 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:15,713 - I have a girl. - That's so... 127 00:07:16,178 --> 00:07:17,300 That was really messy. 128 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:20,350 You slept one night in your car, too ? 129 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:27,022 - I should probably get back to my table. - Ok, alright. Cool, see you in a bit. 130 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:32,020 Oh, she's cute. 131 00:07:32,805 --> 00:07:34,420 Cutie pie. Back to work ! 132 00:07:35,735 --> 00:07:37,120 I live by one rule : 133 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:41,913 No office romances. No way, very messy, inapropriate, 134 00:07:43,695 --> 00:07:44,252 No. 135 00:07:44,785 --> 00:07:45,410 But, 136 00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:47,341 I live by another rule : 137 00:07:48,587 --> 00:07:49,373 Just do it. 138 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:51,323 Nike. 139 00:07:51,997 --> 00:07:54,863 Hey Jimmy, what do you think about that little purse girl ? 140 00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:56,650 Cute sure. 141 00:07:57,245 --> 00:07:59,783 - Why don't you get on that ? - She's not really my type. 142 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:02,072 What are you, gay ? 143 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,798 I don't think so. Nope. 144 00:08:04,909 --> 00:08:06,285 What is your type ? 145 00:08:09,126 --> 00:08:11,506 Moms, primarily, yeah, 146 00:08:11,596 --> 00:08:15,822 soccer moms, single moms, nascar moms, any type of mom really. 147 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:17,023 That's disgusting. 148 00:08:17,085 --> 00:08:19,220 - Stay away from my mom. - Too late Kevin. 149 00:08:25,057 --> 00:08:28,112 Man I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam. 150 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,671 We're not dating we're engaged. 151 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,790 Engaged yeah. 152 00:08:48,406 --> 00:08:49,681 Pam and I are good buddies. 153 00:08:49,956 --> 00:08:52,480 I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy, for her problems. 154 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,780 You know with stuff like work, 155 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:57,542 or her fiancé Roy, 156 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,043 Nope those are pretty much her only two problems. 157 00:09:04,325 --> 00:09:06,231 She'd be perfect for you. 158 00:09:06,657 --> 00:09:09,630 - She's been talking to Michael a lot. - So what ? 159 00:09:10,186 --> 00:09:13,033 - You're assistant regional manager. - Assistant to the regional manager. 160 00:09:13,055 --> 00:09:15,731 You know what Dwight, he's your work boss, ok ? 161 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,190 - He's not your relationship boss. - That's true. 162 00:09:18,206 --> 00:09:20,801 Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about. 163 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:26,173 You're both salesmen, I mean that's something right there. 164 00:09:26,247 --> 00:09:27,062 True. 165 00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:30,911 Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name. 166 00:09:31,597 --> 00:09:32,852 It's all gold. 167 00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:36,302 Guys are usually my best customers, 168 00:09:36,335 --> 00:09:39,812 they buy the high-end stuff, like the beads and the sequins and stuff, 169 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,600 for gifts, you know. 170 00:09:41,855 --> 00:09:45,451 They don't know what they're looking at so... I make suggestions. 171 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:48,282 Alight, here the thing, ok ? Just keep talking to her. 172 00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:50,360 If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back. 173 00:09:50,378 --> 00:09:51,960 - What's that ? - You buy a purse. 174 00:09:52,076 --> 00:09:55,580 - I don't want a purse, purses are for girls. - Dwight, that's not necessarily true. 175 00:09:55,606 --> 00:09:57,070 - Do you read GQ ? - No. 176 00:09:57,095 --> 00:10:01,572 Ok I do, they're like mini briefcases. Alright, lots of guys have them. 177 00:10:01,828 --> 00:10:03,150 - Like those ? - Yes ! 178 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:05,953 Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me 179 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:08,492 - when you could be talking to her. - Ok I'm just gonna use the bathroom and 180 00:10:08,058 --> 00:10:08,493 No ! 181 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:11,412 You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go. 182 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:20,451 Ok, shh. Stop, whatever you're doing, cause this is going to be good. 183 00:10:21,056 --> 00:10:24,812 "Hi my name is Dwigth Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. 184 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:29,883 Good lord look at these purses ! This is something special. 185 00:10:29,975 --> 00:10:35,113 Oh my god ! Is this Salvatore de Chini... asta ? 186 00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:37,762 Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. 187 00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:39,200 - Yes. - You put it on... 188 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:43,451 Well I want to stress test it, you know, in case anything happens. 189 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,921 Oh, that was really... 190 00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:50,990 this is necessary to do, to really give it a good workout. 191 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:54,910 This is the ohhh, this is the prettiest one of all ! 192 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,051 I'm gonna be the prettiest girl in the ball. 193 00:10:58,247 --> 00:11:02,840 - Oh how much ? - Oh god it's sad, it's so sad. 194 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:04,361 Here he comes, shh. 195 00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:13,921 - He did pick a good one. - You're horrible ! 196 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,011 This one's really good for a hot date. 197 00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:18,940 Yeah what's that ? I'm engaged. 198 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,351 Oh congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone. 199 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:22,751 I wish, right ? 200 00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:29,613 I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood over here. Right ? 201 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:34,502 - So how was that coffee from earlier ? - It was good. 202 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:39,211 I knew it. Guzzled it down, you greedy little thing. 203 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,882 So Pam, is this your lunch break or 204 00:11:43,197 --> 00:11:47,802 was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys ? 205 00:11:50,205 --> 00:11:52,601 - Sorry. - Busted ! 206 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:54,470 - Come back. - Oh hey, 207 00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:57,042 I want to show you something, come here. 208 00:11:57,276 --> 00:12:01,011 I know you are going to like this. I picked it up today, a thousand big ones. 209 00:12:01,085 --> 00:12:05,362 - Is that from starbucks ? - Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. 210 00:12:05,415 --> 00:12:07,951 This is the Mack Daddy of espresso makers. 211 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,422 - Is that for the office ? - I know what you're thinking. 212 00:12:11,476 --> 00:12:14,233 You're not prying this out of my hands. 213 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:18,570 - Don't tempt me because I'll give it to you. - I wouldn't think of it. 214 00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:21,730 Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. 215 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:26,872 It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug, that speeds people up. 216 00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:29,013 It's not the only drug that speeds people up. 217 00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:32,723 You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the'80s, 218 00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:35,473 before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. 219 00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:38,223 God... MAN, did they move paper. 220 00:12:38,527 --> 00:12:42,881 Oh the rotating steam... wand. 221 00:12:45,007 --> 00:12:47,261 - What ? what's the matter ? - Oh nothing, 222 00:12:47,878 --> 00:12:49,601 my ride just bailed on me. 223 00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:54,913 God, I'm sorry, where are you going ? nearby ? Because I could give you a ride. 224 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:55,550 No. 225 00:12:55,588 --> 00:12:58,263 - Sure ? - I don't want to inconvenience you. 226 00:12:58,306 --> 00:13:01,592 God !No no no inconvenience. I'm out of here at five sharp. 227 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,052 - At five ? - I can go earlier, 228 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:07,790 because I'm the boss, you know. Whatever. I'm out of here, slaves. 229 00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,252 Ok. 230 00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:10,241 - What ? - Ok. 231 00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:11,211 Ok. 232 00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:14,521 Ok I guess that would be ok. 233 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:18,690 Sounds good, five o clock sharp, I will give you and your purses a ride home. 234 00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:20,930 - Ok. Cool. - Excellent. Great. Great. 235 00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:23,200 - Cool. - Cool. 236 00:13:30,996 --> 00:13:33,421 I should never have let the temp touch this thing. 237 00:13:33,498 --> 00:13:37,793 I had all these great icons and now I have four folders, so... 238 00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:39,632 - It's actually better this way. - No it's not, 239 00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:42,551 because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto something 240 00:13:42,566 --> 00:13:44,273 Michael could I ask you something ? 241 00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:47,001 I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. 242 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:51,060 - I know it's against the rules and everything... - No it's not against the rules, 243 00:13:51,116 --> 00:13:55,752 - She's not a permanent employee so it's not. - Thank you Michael. I appreciate this so much... 244 00:13:55,766 --> 00:14:01,002 But I think that you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later. 245 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:02,161 What ? 246 00:14:02,597 --> 00:14:06,401 She asked me for a ride, and so I'm going to give her a ride home. 247 00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:10,430 Is that all it is, just a ride home ? Like a taxi-cab ? 248 00:14:10,626 --> 00:14:13,052 Well, might be a ride home, 249 00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:19,841 might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and... dot, dot, dot. 250 00:14:22,635 --> 00:14:27,622 Please, please, I am your inferior, and I'm asking you this favor, 251 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:31,781 can you promise me that it will just be a ride home ? 252 00:14:35,117 --> 00:14:38,142 - No. I cannot promise you... - You cannot promise me, 253 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,911 - or you won't promise me ? - Listen, Dwight. 254 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,492 - Do you love her ? - Dwight no. 255 00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:44,783 I don't know, 256 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:48,210 it's too early to tell, 257 00:14:49,218 --> 00:14:50,853 I don't know how I feel. 258 00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:59,133 I think you've made a really good choice she's really gonna like that. 259 00:14:59,196 --> 00:15:00,551 Espresso ? 260 00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:02,700 - Oh thank you. - You're welcome. 261 00:15:06,955 --> 00:15:10,043 Is that from the machine that was in your office ? 262 00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:13,323 I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson ? 263 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:14,620 Very easy to clean. 264 00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:16,322 Ok. 265 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:20,301 Like he's gonna win it anyway. Right ? 266 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,341 - So did we get any mail ? - Yeah I gave it to you. 267 00:15:29,516 --> 00:15:31,351 Yes you did. 268 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,833 Just checking, double checking, checking on the check. 269 00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:37,641 Thoroughness is very important in an office. 270 00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:40,641 - And... - So can I... 271 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,270 Yeah of course. 272 00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:46,791 Pam, one more thing, how do girls of your age feel about futons ? 273 00:15:48,096 --> 00:15:50,770 A futon ? He's a grown man. 274 00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:52,781 - That's what he said. - That's sad. 275 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:59,161 Or it's innovative. You know the futon in a bed and couch all rolled into one. 276 00:15:59,587 --> 00:16:01,771 - What's up ? - Hey ! 277 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:05,511 - Are you still mad at me ? - Roy. 278 00:16:05,805 --> 00:16:07,260 - Come on. - Cut it out. 279 00:16:07,268 --> 00:16:08,480 - Come on, are you mad at me ? - Stop it. 280 00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:11,100 - Are you still mad at me now ? - Cut it out ! 281 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:14,013 Come on ! 282 00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:15,263 Come on Pammy ! 283 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:16,870 - Stop I can't breathe. - I was just kidding. 284 00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:18,272 You know I didn't mean it. 285 00:16:19,598 --> 00:16:22,190 Jim is a great guy, he's like a brother to me. 286 00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:24,670 We're like best friends in the office. 287 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,470 I really hope he finds someone. 288 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:31,162 You seem to like to touch things, you should try the velvet. 289 00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:36,833 I don't like to necessarily touch things, I'm just... I'm shopping. 290 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,923 Oh no it's fine that you... 291 00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,772 Here. What about the raspberry one ? 292 00:16:43,058 --> 00:16:47,240 It's really kind of festive, it's got a lot of personality. 293 00:16:45,856 --> 00:16:47,241 Yeah no. 294 00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:51,260 Hey, how's it going, good can I talk to you for a second, in private ? 295 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,322 - I don't think so, I'm busy. - It'll just take a second. 296 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,143 - I can't. - Just for a minute, 297 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,623 - Please. - I really can't. 298 00:16:55,708 --> 00:17:00,513 I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. 299 00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:02,311 No ! 300 00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:14,802 Okay, was that no to talking to me in private or was that no to the date ? 301 00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:16,630 Both. 302 00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:28,953 - What colors do you like ? - Grey, dark grey, charcoal... 303 00:17:29,795 --> 00:17:30,580 - Ryan ? - Yeah ? 304 00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:34,651 - Would you like to help me with a special project ? - I'd love to. 305 00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:40,142 - OK just throw out all the empties. - You don't want to recycle them ? 306 00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:43,921 Yes, throw them away in the recycling bin. 307 00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:46,252 Do you want this ? 308 00:17:48,128 --> 00:17:49,190 No. 309 00:17:50,848 --> 00:17:52,681 What about this bottle of power drink ? 310 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,102 - What flavor ? - Blue. 311 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,853 - Blue is not a flavor. - It says flavor : blue blast. 312 00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:59,113 Oh blue blast. Yes, put that in the trunk. 313 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,402 And there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. 314 00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:04,703 I want that in the passanger's cup holder. Thank you. 315 00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:15,532 - Hi. - Hi ! 316 00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:17,383 - I'm Jim, by the way. - I'm Katy. 317 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:19,083 - Hi Katy, nice to meet you. - You sit out there don't you ? 318 00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:22,043 I do. That's what I'm best known for, 319 00:18:22,047 --> 00:18:23,053 sitting out there. 320 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,412 Alright let's talk about purses. 321 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:27,223 - Ok uh... - Katy, but, 322 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,692 you know what ? Don't try to sell me one, ok ? Seriously. 323 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,040 Because I'm just here to learn. 324 00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:33,410 Ok. 325 00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:36,180 - So I know about most of these, but... - Ok. 326 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,113 What's up ? Whoa ! That's my Drakkar Noir. 327 00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:42,590 - No, this is Rite Aid - Night Sweat. - No, it is a perfect smell-alike. 328 00:18:42,648 --> 00:18:45,033 I'm not paying for the label. Right here, give it. 329 00:18:45,046 --> 00:18:48,603 - Well it's empty. - No it's not, there's some in the straw. 330 00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:53,940 There now you may throw it out. 331 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:02,991 - How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat ? - That's over several months, Ryan. 332 00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:04,192 Still. 333 00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:07,763 - What's up ? - I'm bored. 334 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,112 Thank you, for chosing me. 335 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:14,670 No I'm kidding. So you got big plans this weekend ? 336 00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,622 Well I think I'm gonna see Katie. 337 00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:20,933 - Really ? - Yeah. 338 00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:25,970 - What are you guys going to do ? - Oh man, I don't know. Dinner. 339 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:29,861 Drinks, movie, matching tattoos. 340 00:19:30,576 --> 00:19:33,210 - That's great. That's cool. - Big stuff. Yeah. 341 00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:36,701 - What are you doing ? - I was going to say that I think, 342 00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:39,300 - We're going to help Roy's cousin move. - Okay. 343 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:41,191 Because Roy's got a truck. 344 00:19:42,587 --> 00:19:43,951 That's cool. 345 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:46,843 - Yes. - That is cool. 346 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,970 - I'll see you Monday, though, right ? - Great. 347 00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:52,890 - I'm gonna head back. - Alright. 348 00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:01,232 I think in order to be a ladies'man, 349 00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:04,092 it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies'man, 350 00:20:04,356 --> 00:20:06,800 so I kind of play that close to the chest. 351 00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:11,922 I don't know, what can I say ? women are attracted to power. And I think, 352 00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:15,890 other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. 353 00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:24,811 So I don't know, maybe they're right, I don't know. 354 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,941 Sure you don't want me to help you with that ? Cause I can grab that no problem. 355 00:20:38,017 --> 00:20:39,910 Goodnight. It was nice to meet some of you. 356 00:20:40,026 --> 00:20:42,793 See you later. Goodnight. 357 00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:46,513 - Goodnight Jim. - Goodnight Michael. 358 00:20:46,928 --> 00:20:48,280 Where are you going ? 359 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,790 I do'nt know, grab a drink, I think. 360 00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:53,741 With us ? 361 00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:59,122 I probably should have told you. I don't need a ride now cause Jim can take me home after. So, 362 00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:02,012 - You're off the hook. - Okay great. Off the hook, excellent. Okay cool. 363 00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,653 - I got this. - Alright, have fun. 364 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:05,331 - Thank you - Don't drink and drive. 365 00:21:06,857 --> 00:21:08,270 - Take it easy ! - Have a good night ! 366 00:21:08,295 --> 00:21:11,703 - You too. Have a good night. - You got that ? 367 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:14,722 - You sold a lot, so it's lighter. - Yeah. 368 00:21:15,968 --> 00:21:18,133 Here. 369 00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:20,742 Squeeze it inside. 370 00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:23,002 Now, I'm gonna warn you, 371 00:21:23,086 --> 00:21:24,743 - Don't freak out. Okay ? - Why ? 372 00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:28,523 This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay ? 373 00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:32,052 - It's a- It's a very nice car. - So you're not going to freak out. 374 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,660 Do I have a special someone ? 375 00:21:35,698 --> 00:21:38,530 Well, yeah. Of course. A bunch of them. 376 00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:40,541 My employees. 377 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:45,732 If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, 378 00:21:45,836 --> 00:21:48,540 and these people, I'd pick them every time. 379 00:21:48,618 --> 00:21:52,153 Because with them, it is an every-day stand. 380 00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:58,050 And I still know their names in the morning.