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So, I'm happy to be here.
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It's very nice to see all of you.
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You're all looking well.
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Today's a Women in the Workplace thing.
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Jan's coming in from corporate,
to talk to all the women about...
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I don't really know what.
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But, Michael's not allowed in.
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She said that about five times.
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Women today, though we
have the same options as men,
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we often face a very
different set of obstacles...
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In getting there, so...
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- Hey, what's going on ?
- Michael, I...
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Yeah, you know what ? I just...
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I just have a few things I wanna say.
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- What are you doing ?
- Just hear me out.
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What is more important than quality ?
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Equality.
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Now, studies show that today's woman,
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the Ally McBeal woman,
as I call her, is at a crossroads.
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- Michael...
- And, no, just...
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You have come a long way, baby.
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But, I just wanna keep it within reason.
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- They did this up in Albany.
- You are not allowed,
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- in this session.
- And they...
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Into a lactation room,
which is disgusting.
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Now you're really not
allowed in this session.
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- I'm their boss, so I feel like...
- I'm your boss.
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- Anybody want any coffee ?
- We're fine, Michael.
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We just need you to leave please.
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Women in the Workplace.
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Yeah, translation, I have been banned
from my own conference room.
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So that Jan can talk in
secret to all the girls.
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Oh, sorry, "Women of the Workplace."
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About what ? I don't know.
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Clothes, me...
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Ladies, I am so, so sorry.
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Can we... start again ?
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- We were on such a roll. I really,
- Jan.
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- apologize for that.
- Yes, Pam.
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- Michael's still at the door.
- Michael!
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Season 2 Episode 15
"BOYS AND GIRLS"
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Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com)
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Synchronisation : Catch 22 team
Occeane & El uploador
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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
http://www.forom.com
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So, one obstacle is
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how assertiveness is perceived
differently in men and women.
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Men, who are assertive
tend to be admired.
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They're called...anyone ?
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That's a terrible idea.
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What is ?
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Them, in there all together.
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They stay in there too long, they're
gonna get on the same cycle.
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Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
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Everyone, guys.
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Circle up, please.
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Come on over. Bring your chairs.
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Toby, come on over.
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You're a guy... too. Sort of.
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Let's do this.
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Well, first of all, I,
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just wanna warm up a little bit.
Let's just clap.
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Let's just clap, ready ?
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That's what I'm talking about!
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I don't know what you're
doing here, Michael.
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Just having a little "Guys in the
Workplace" kind of thing.
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Why can't boys play with dolls ?
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Why does society,
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force us to use urinals when sitting
down is far more comfortable ?
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Can you please do this
somewhere else, Michael ?
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We have no where else, Jan. This...
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We could do it in the warehouse.
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Dwigt. Excellent idea.
Go to the warehouse.
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Fine. Actually... Perfect.
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Perfect! You know what ?
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There is another side to
this place, gentlemen.
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And I know we all love our cushy
jobs and our fun, exciting office.
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But do you realize that underneath us,
there is another world.
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The warehouse world.
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A world that is teeming with sweat,
and dirt and life.
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Life.
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The bowels of the office.
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These guys are down there.
They are real men doing real man's work.
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We are going to learn
how a warehouse works.
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I think this is gonna work out great.
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Because managing the warehouse
is a very important part of my job.
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And I haven't been there in months.
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Remember on "Lost",
when they met the Others ?
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I'm so sorry about that.
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So where are we ?
Pam, are you okay taking notes then ?
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Please ? Thank you very much.
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So let's meet the warehouse !
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Let's get some shots.
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Pan around there.
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This is Darryl, one of our
warehouse staff.
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- Darryl, what is your biggest fear ?
- My biggest fear is that someone will
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distract us from getting
all the shipments out on time.
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Darryl is actually the foreman
here, and not Roy. Which is cool.
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There's Roy, ridin' the big rig!
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so Roy is actually going to be
marrying Pam sometime this summer.
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And, uh, she's our receptionist.
Sort of a BrAngelina thing.
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Why ?
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BrAngelina is the Brad
Pitt and Angelina.
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- I don't understand.
- Roy, Roy and Pam. It's a Ram.
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It's a Ram thing.
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I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam.
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I bet he'll try to beat you up.
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Thanks for the heads-up, Kev.
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I got your back if he does.
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But try to stay out of it.
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Just in case there's somebody down
here who shouldn't be.
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A little "Good Will Hunting" situation.
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All right, troops.
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This is an important day.
A big day.
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Now, you may look around
and see two groups here.
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White-collar, blue-collar.
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But I don't see it that way.
And you know why not ?
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Because I am collar-blind.
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Why don't we go around
the table and all say
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something that we know we're good at.
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I will start. I am good
at public speaking.
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Hi, I'm Meredith, and I'm an al
Good at supplier relations.
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Great. Phyllis.
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I'm good at computer stuff.
E-mails, spreadsheets, all that.
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Really ?
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- I don't know. I thought that...
- No, okay, stop.
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You know, I've seen some of your
spreadsheets. And I almost always...
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I don't know how I fit
in with these women.
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Here.
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Or with Jan.
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I mean, we get along great. Fine.
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I guess the person I have the
most in common with is.
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Jim.
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Halpert.
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Heard there's a rumor
going around about, you know
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you used to have a crush on Pam and...
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- No, no. It's cool.
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'Cause I know you're a good guy,
and I know that that crush
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ended a long time ago,
so, you know. We're cool, right ?
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Yeah. No, yeah, definitely.
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You know, it's great with
me, 'cause that way...
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I'm glad she has a friend at work
she can get through the day with.
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That way she's not all, "Bah, bah,"
you know, when she gets home.
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- I like talking to her too.
- So, we're cool, right ?
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- Yes, yeah.
- Good. All right.
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- Cool, man.
- Sweet.
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Hey, Mike, look. How about
we go upstairs, too ?
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- Learn how an office works.
- Oh, well...
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We can both switch places for the day.
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Yeah, you know what ? I don't, you're...
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My job sucks compared to this.
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I don't think you'd like it up there.
Guys !
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You wanna start unloading the truck ?
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Okay, let's go.
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Step up.
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Check this out. Look at that.
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Look at that.
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"Hello, how are"...
O-kay.
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That's great.
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That is good stuff.
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In five years, I'd like to be,
five years sober.
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That is an excellent goal.
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Four and a half.
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I'll tell you one thing. I am not
going to be one of those women
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schlepping her kids around in a minivan.
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Great.
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I want an SUV with three rows of seats.
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Well, I'll be honest. One of the
goals of these women seminars
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is to feel out if there's any standouts.
Women who could be valuable
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addition to our corporate life.
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Michael wants us to bond.
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So we need topics for conversation.
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- Ponies.
- No.
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How about rainbows ?
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- No.
- Flowers.
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- No.
- Make-up.
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Hey. You're gonna hurt yourself.
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- Stand clear.
- Mike, get off of the lift, please.
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- I'm fine, I'm fine. I m' fine
- Come on, now.
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Would you...look. Michael.
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We'll get somebody
to clean that up.
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We're da ones that gotta clean that up !
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Damn it, Michael !
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We have to have this thing serviced.
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So, guys gripe session.
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Here we are.
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Now, we definitely live
in different worlds,
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but we have a lot in common.
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We even like the same girls, some of us.
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And that's gonna happen.
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You know, we're guys. So...
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Hey... do you want me to go ?
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No... why would I... you could.
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- I'll go.
- Stay, or...
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And a big, walk-in closet.
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- That's part of my dream too.
- Oh, me too.
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Great. Great.
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And, Pam, what about you ?
What is your dream ?
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Well,
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I always dreamed of a
house with a terrace upstairs.
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Plant flowers on it, stuff like that.
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Since I was a girl.
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More seriously, though,
a husband that I love.
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Roy.
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And... I love to draw.
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And I, I did a little in college.
And I'd still love to do something,
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where I could work with art
or graphic design in some way.
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She's real good.
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You know, the company is offering
a design training program in New York.
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I have a job right now.
So I can't really take time off.
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It's, it's only on weekends.
And then a few weeks in New York
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But I'm sure that I could ask
corporate to help you out.
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It's just that the weekends
aren't good because...
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There's always a million
reasons not to do something.
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Let's start with the warehouse.
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What bothers you as guys ?
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- You know ?
- My priority is safety.
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Okay.
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So it really bothers me when somebody
comes in here speeding around on a lift,
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playing with it like a toy.
It kind of gets under my skin, okay ?
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- Don't-don't shush me.
- No, I...
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- That was just
- That bothers me too.
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- Pam shushes me, it drives me crazy.
- I hate shushing, you know ?
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That's the thing. What, okay.
What is our... beef as human men.
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You know, that's a good
question, Hasselhoff.
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- Okay. All right.
- What bugs us ?
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Good. Guys raggin' on each other.
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That's what guys do.
And we love it.
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ll right, let's talk about... clothing.
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I'm excited about today.
I love girl talk.
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Dress for the job you want,
not the job you have.
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You can use your clothing to send
a message about your ambitions
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by wearing clothes that reflect
what you aspire to be.
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I'm not gaining anything
from this seminar.
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I'm a professional woman.
The head of accounting.
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I'm in the healthiest
relationship of my life.
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I just think it's insulting that
Jan thinks we need this.
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And apparently...
judging from her outfit...
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Jan aspires to be a whore.
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I hate it when girls insist
on taking them out
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to new restaurants every weekend
night, and then they're like,
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"When are we gonna go
on a date date ?"
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Exactly !
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That's so hard.
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Yeah, and then they make you drive
'em to church the next morning.
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Like, gas ain't free !
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Yeah, on our salaries, man,
what do they expect, you know ?
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What, "take us out every weekend" ?
You know what I mean ?
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- We're not millionaires. No you don't.
- I feel you.
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You don't feel us. How can you ?
You-you know what ?
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- Not literally.
- You say we're the same,
251
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but we get compensated
very differently.
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- Yes.
- We work the same hours as you,
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And you just said we work a lot harder.
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- Uh, you do, so...
- But we get paid a lot less.
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- Word.
- Like, next to no benefits.
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I know. God, what is that ?!
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- Exactly!
- It blows, it blows, man!
258
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You know, this would not
happen if we had a union.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah, no.
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- Absolutely, that's what we need.
- Man, see.
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That's what I been sayin', man.
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We need to do this finally.
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Is that necessary ? 'Cause you already
sort of have a union of guys.
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It's more than necessary,
Mike. We need this
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Roy, you still have that card
from the dock workers union ?
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- In my truck.
- Man, hook him up. Come on, man !
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Yeah. You know what, I think the
problem is the chicks.
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- Union, yeah !
- The problem is the chicks.
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And you gotta blame them.
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Are you with us, Mike ?
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Welcome to the warehouse.
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Another issue is inequality of
pay between men and women.
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I'm sure that all of you have
delt with that before.
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This is important.
Ladies, take a breather.
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Jan... I, wanted...
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Can I help you ?
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I wanted to say that the guys downstairs
are thinking about forming a union.
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- What ? A union. I'm not.
- And they have some good points.
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Part of my job is knowing
how to talk to women.
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Let's... be... rational... here.
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What are the pros, what are the cons ?
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The cons are that everyone will
lose their job, Micheal. Everyone.
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Office, warehouse.
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What do you think the...
pros... are... here ?
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Don't talk to me that way,
please. Just...
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They're gonna wanna
hear this from you.
287
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You got yourself into
this, Michael, so
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- Well, we're bonding down there.
- It's too bad.
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I just don't wanna have to tell them
something they're not gonna wanna hear !
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Come on, Jan.
After all we've been through.
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- Michael, Michael.
- We have a history.
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- Michael.
- We have a history. Between us.
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Don't say another word.
Get... yourself...downstairs.
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I'm just saying that we have
something... okay, whatever.
295
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You know what ?
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We could get this done a lot quicker
if we formed a type of assembly line.
297
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This here is a
run-out-the-clock situation.
298
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Just like upstairs.
299
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Sports metaphors are one
of the ways women feel left out
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of the language of the office.
Now, I know this might sound silly,
301
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but many women ask to go over it.
So... fumble means...
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- Mistake.
- Slip.
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Right.
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Par for the course is a golf term,
it means right on track.
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Below par means worse.
Wait. That's doesn't make sense.
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What about second base ?
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Like if Michael said
he got to second base with you ?
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00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,701
- Does that mean he closed the deal ?
- Excuse me ?
309
00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:09,902
- I mean, that's a baseball term, right ?
- I don't know what.
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Michael was... talking about
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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How's it going down there ?
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It's a complete. Well, actually it's
exactly what you'd expect, so...
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- How are the girls ?
- Good.
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We watched a video
about our changing bodies.
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- Did you really ?
- No.
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Almost.
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00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:42,510
Something kind of cool. There's this
internship in graphic design
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that Jan was telling us about.
She made it sound, like, really great.
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Nice. Well, what's it all about ?
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I think you should do it.
That's great!
322
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It's really cool.
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Cold front comin' in to the warehouse !
324
00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:01,242
Better put on your ski boots !
325
00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,132
Happy New Year Darryl !
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00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,621
Hey, Darryl!
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00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,453
You ever done this ?
328
00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:17,782
Are you married ?
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- I'm divorced.
- That must have been hard.
330
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:21,822
It was. Yes.
331
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You were probably feeling
really depressed and sad.
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And that's why you did
that thing with Michael.
333
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I think you should all spend a little
more time about your careers
334
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and less time on personal stuff.
335
00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:34,130
I think we're all okay with
the balance we've struck.
336
00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:36,781
At least you don't have kids.
You have no kids, right ?
337
00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:38,063
- Thank God.
- Okay
338
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,603
Let's take five.
I think we could all use five.
339
00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:45,731
How can someone so beautiful be so sad ?
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00:16:48,935 --> 00:16:50,943
- Hi.
- Did you take care of the situation ?
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00:16:51,105 --> 00:16:52,933
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
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00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:55,623
- I... I have... essentially
- Excuse me.
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00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:57,473
- Yes, I've taken...
- Excuse me.
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I'm told that there's been some
interest in forming a union.
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And that Michael supported it.
346
00:17:02,028 --> 00:17:03,533
Obviously he's not a friend of yours,
347
00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:06,171
because he didn't tell you the facts
So let me.
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00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:09,051
If there is even a whiff of
unionizing in this branch,
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00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,882
I can guarantee you the branch
will be shut down like that.
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They unionized in Pittsfield, and we
all know what happened in Pittsfield.
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It will cost each of you
a fortune in legal fees.
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Union dues, and that'll be nothing
compared to the cost of losing your jobs.
353
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:24,761
So I would think long and hard
before sacrificing your savings
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and your futures just to send a message.
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If you have any further questions,
you can direct them to...
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to Michael.
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00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:38,901
Dreams are just that.
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00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:41,942
They're dreams.
They help get you through the day.
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00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,742
Like the thing about
the terrace. It's nice.
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00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,183
But, um...
361
00:17:46,545 --> 00:17:49,591
I don't know. It was just something
I read in this book when I was 12.
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00:17:49,905 --> 00:17:53,963
The girl in the book has a
terrace outside of her bedroom...
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And she planted flowers on it.
And I just loved that.
364
00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,243
Just always kind of stuck with me.
365
00:18:00,336 --> 00:18:02,601
So, you're not doing it.
366
00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:06,032
How did you know ?
367
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,462
Why not ?
368
00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:10,000
Just not... no big reason.
369
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,870
- Just a bunch of little reasons.
- Come on.
370
00:18:13,645 --> 00:18:16,603
Roy's right. There's no guarantee
it's gonna lead to anything anyway.
371
00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,592
Roy said that ?
372
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:22,193
What ? You have something
you wanna say ?
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00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:27,161
You gotta take a chance
on something sometime, Pam.
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00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:30,231
I mean, do you wanna be a
receptionist here, always ?
375
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:33,063
Oh, excuse me!
I'm fine with my choices.
376
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,833
You are ?
377
00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:37,351
Yeah.
378
00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:39,661
It's impractical.
379
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:43,412
I'm not gonna...
try to get a house like that.
380
00:18:43,925 --> 00:18:46,031
They don't even make
houses like that in Scranton.
381
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,510
So I'm never gonna...
382
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:58,162
Just gonna push this over there!
383
00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:01,950
This is not a good idea right here.
384
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:06,262
Easy does it, okay.
385
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,422
Pizza.
386
00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,751
Great equalizer.
387
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,333
Rich people love pizza.
Poor people love pizza.
388
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,781
White people love pizza.
Black people love pizza.
389
00:19:22,147 --> 00:19:24,022
Do black people like pizza ?
390
00:19:34,728 --> 00:19:35,771
Hey.
391
00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:39,873
Look guys, I'm sorry.
392
00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:43,343
Sometimes, Jan... can be such a bitch.
393
00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:48,672
Hey, watch it, watch it.
We have a relationship.
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00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,831
Thank you to our host.
395
00:19:51,008 --> 00:19:52,542
Hey Michael !
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00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:55,000
This ain't over.
397
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:03,903
Excellent.
398
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:07,700
Is it good to be back ? Yeah. I mean,
I love the guy stuff, But...
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00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:10,010
To run an office,
you need men and women.
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00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,932
You know why ? Because you need to have
401
00:20:13,027 --> 00:20:16,162
that crazy sexual tension
to keep things interesting.
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00:20:27,475 --> 00:20:29,730
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
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00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,262
Hold please.