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Hey, Kevin. Nice of you
to join us. Where were you?

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My tire blew out
on the way here, Michael.

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I almost died. I went
into this skid... Pop quiz.

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What?
Why is today a special day?

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I almost died.
Today is a special day

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because I am being honored

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as a visiting professor.

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Special lecturer?

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Emeritus, how did you put it?

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You will be a guest speaker

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in my
Emerging Enterprises class.

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In business school, Kevin.

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Business school.
Wow.

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If you bring
your boss to class,

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it automatically bumps you up
a full-letter grade.

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So,

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I'd be stupid
not to do it, right?

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A boss is like a teacher.

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And I am like
the cool teacher.

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Like Mr. Handell.

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Mr. Handell would hang out
with us,

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and he would tell us
awesome jokes.

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And he actually hooked up
with one of the students,

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and then, like,
12 other kids came forward.

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It was in all the papers.

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Really ruined
eighth grade for us.

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Here we go. College road show.
Gotta bring our A game.

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What is the most inspiring
thing I ever said to you?

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"Don't be an idiot."
Changed my life.

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Whenever I'm about
to do something,

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I think,
"Would an idiot do that?"

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And if they would,
I do not do that thing.

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Will they throw their
hats, you think? What?

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A lot of times,
at a school or naval academy,

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after a rousing speech,

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the crowd will throw its hats
high into the air.

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You understand, nobody's
graduating. Yeah, I know. I know.

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I'm just saying,
if they did throw their hats,

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I've got a great line
for that.

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May your hats fly
as high your dreams!

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That was a pretty good line.
I'm just...

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It doesn't apply. I understand!
Wow! Relax, spazzy boy!

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Sometimes you're such a
little spaz! God, I'm driving!

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Hey!
Quit it.

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We have fun!

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I can't wait
for your art show tonight.

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Okay, just so you know,

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it's just the students from
my class in a little studio.

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I wouldn't miss it for
the world. Thanks.

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I'm really happy
to be back with Roy.

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I think it shows maturity,
maturity and dignity.

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Is that braggy?
I don't mean it to be braggy.

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Love you!
You, too.

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<i>Pam's with Roy,
I'm with Karen,</i>

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and Brangelina is
with Frangelina. Moving on!

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I can't believe
you're back together with Roy.

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Oh, yeah. We have such
a solid foundation, you know.

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Oh, my God,
you're so in love now.

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Yeah. You should come
to my art show, by the way.

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Art show!

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I mean, it's not a big deal,

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but I think a lot of people from
the office are gonna be there.

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Yeah. Definitely,
I'll be there. For sure.

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Campus. Brings back SO many
memories that I would have made.

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Hey, Frisbee! Check that out!

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What do you say we get our
frizz on before class? Come on.

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Yeah!

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Dude!

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Oh, my God.

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Animal stool.

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Dwight, what are you doing?

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Solving a mystery, if that's
quite all right with you!

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Come to papa!

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

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What we have here is a bird

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that has been trapped
in a vent.

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Fortunately,
I have found it before...

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Bat! Get it out!

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Bat! Bat!
Oh, my God!

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Bat!
What do you mean...

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No, I won't remain calm!

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There it goes!
Goodbye.

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God, this is Angela Martin.

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Please don't let that stupid
thing come anywhere near me.

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Please make it go away!

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Okay. This is it. Ryan
is doing my intro right now.

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Dunder Mifflin can't compete
with the modern chains,

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and management is unwilling
or unable to adapt.

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Their customers
are dying off...

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I can't hear what he's saying,

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but he looks like
he's really into it.

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We have a bat in the office.

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Simple solution would be
to open a window,

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if we had windows
that could open.

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Poop is raining
from the ceilings.

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Poop.

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Okay, thanks.

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Animal Control
will be here at 6:00.

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At 6:007?
No, that is unacceptable.

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Okay, Jim. You are the
number two in this office.

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You need to step up
and show some leadership!

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I'm sorry, what'd you say?

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So weird.
What? What's so weird?

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The bat... I mean,
I know I felt it bite me,

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but look, there's no mark.

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I feel so tingly,

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so strangely powerful.

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Oh, well.

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And now, without further ado,

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I present the regional manager

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of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton,
Michael Scott.

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Hello, everyone,
I am Michael Scott...

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Hello, I'm Brandon Fidalgo,

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CEO of The Teaching Company.
These...

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And I'd like to start today
by inspiring you.

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May I borrow someone's
textbook, please?

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Thank you.

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What have we here?
Ooh, economics.

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Very, very interesting.

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You cannot learn from books.

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Replace these pages
with life lessons,

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and then you will have a book

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that is worth
its weight in gold.

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I know, those are expensive,
but the lesson is priceless.

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Good.

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All right,
I think you're inspired.

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Shall we proceed?

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There are four kinds
of business,

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tourism, food service,
railroads and sales.

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And hospitals/manufacturing.

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And air travel.

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This is your job, Halpert.

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Ow!

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What happened?

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That bread on your desk. I
just picked it up. It's white hot.

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But, Jim, this garlic
bread is cold. What?

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No, it burned me, I...

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Bizarre.

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No.

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No. One crisis at a time.

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If a vampire bat
was in the U.S.,

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it would make sense
for it to come

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to a "Sylvania,"
like Pennsylvania.

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Now, that doesn't mean

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that Jim is gonna
become a vampire.

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Only that he carries
the vampiric germ.

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So, you want to start a
business. How do you start?

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What do you need? Well,
first of all, you need a building.

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And secondly, you need supply,
you need something to sell.

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Now, this could be anything.

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It could be a thingamajig
or a who's-he-what's-he

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or a Whatchamacallit.

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Now, you need to sell those
in order to have a PayDay.

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And if you sell
enough of them,

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you will make a 100 GRAND.

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Satisfied?

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This looks great.
I'd love to be there,

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but my daughter's play
is tonight.

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Damn it!

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You know, one of the other
parents will probably videotape it.

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So...
Oh, no, you should go.

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Well, it's important
to support local art.

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You know?
And what they do is not art.

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Okay, I'm seeing some
confused faces out there.

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Let me slow down a little bit,
break this down.

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Okay.

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The more stickers you sell,
the more profit,

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fancy word for money,

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you have to buy PlayStations
and Beanie Babies...

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Michael...
...and products!

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What we normally do here is
more of a question and answer thing.

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Well, okay... I'm just kind
of getting going...

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Yeah, I know.
All right, okay.

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Well, we can do questions.
Okay, very good. First hand up.

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Sir, as a company that
primarily distributes paper,

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how have you adapted
your business model

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to function in an increasingly
paperless world?

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We can't overestimate
the value of computers.

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Yes, they are great for playing
games and forwarding funny e-mails,

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but real business
is done on paper, okay?

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Write that down.

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Hey, Jim, here's the aspirin
you wanted.

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Oh, thank God. I've such
a headache from that glare.

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00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,202
What glare?

185
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,998
The glare off Angela's
crucifix. It's blinding.

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I don't have a lot
of experience with vampires,

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but I have hunted werewolves.

188
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I shot one once,
but by the time I got to it,

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it had turned back
into my neighbor's dog.

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Extraordinary events call
for extraordinary actions.

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Will you form an allegiance...
Sure.

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...to use sudden violence?
Okay.

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Do you have the tools

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to turn a wooden mop handle
into a stake?

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What size?

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What do you say to a customer
who wants to leave you

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for the convenience and
savings of a nationwide chain?

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I say,
"You will miss our service

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"and I absolutely guarantee
you'll come back."

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Has anyone ever come back?

201
00:11:54,087 --> 00:11:56,089
We don't want them back.
They're stupid.

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00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,842
How far has your Herfindahl
Index declined since the merger?

203
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,219
Nice try. How's your
Polack-says-what Index?

204
00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,346
What?
Thanks, Kowalski.

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00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,473
Can we get back on track here?

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00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,725
By your own
employee's calculation,

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you'll be obsolete
in the next five to ten years.

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00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,857
Wait. Ryan said that?

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00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,826
What are you doing?

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00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:29,455
You better not hurt that little
bat. Animals can't feel pain.

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00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:30,831
Don't hurt that bat, Creed!

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00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,209
It's a living thing
with feelings and a family!

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Flush him towards the door.
On my go! Now!

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Bat!
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

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I am a hero.

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Yeah, sure. You know business.

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00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:55,311
Sitting up here in your ivory
tower and your ebony tower.

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00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:57,734
Well, you know what?

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I tell you one thing,
Dunder Mifflin is here to stay!

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00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,572
But how can you compete
against a company

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with the resources
of a nationwide chain?

222
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,409
David will always
beat Goliath!

223
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:08,119
But there's five Goliaths.

224
00:13:08,203 --> 00:13:10,747
There's Staples, OfficeMax...
Yeah, yeah.

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00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,917
You know what else
is facing five Goliaths?

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America. Al-Qaeda.

227
00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:20,340
Global warming. Sex predators.

228
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Mercury poisoning.

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So do we just give up?

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Is that what we're
learning in business school?

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But in the big picture,
you have...

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Dunder Mifflin
is the big picture!

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Can't you understand that?
No, you can't, you're {00 young.

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Ryan has never made a sale.

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And he started a fire,
trying to make a cheesy pita.

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00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:51,037
And everybody thinks he's a
tease. Well, you know what?

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He doesn't know anything
and neither do you.

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00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:02,381
So, suck on that!

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It wasn't personal.
Business is always personal.

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It's the most personal thing
in the world.

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When we get back to the
office, pack your things.

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00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,955
Pack my... You heard
me. Pack your things.

243
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,468
I really want to come out!
Good night, Mary Beth!

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00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:02,400
So, you're cool to just wait
here for Animal Control?

245
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,068
Animal Control?

246
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,821
I've been controlling animals
since I was six.

247
00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:09,490
Cool. Okay.

248
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:14,579
I'm gonna go home and
lie down, draw the shades.

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There's just
so much sun in here.

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Bye, Dwight.

251
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Goodbye, Jim.

252
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And good luck.

253
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Jim is on a path now,

254
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an eternal journey,
and I wish him well.

255
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But I have a destiny
in this realm.

256
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Specifically, in the kitchen.

257
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And it's all
from the same series.

258
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Called Impressions.

259
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Not that I would call myself
an impressionist per se.

260
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But maybe one day.
I hope so.

261
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I still need, you know,
my breakthrough or whatever.

262
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey!

263
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How are you?
Good.

264
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I brought my brother.
Hey, Kenny.

265
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Hey, Pam.
Hey.

266
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How about this, huh?

267
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I show up with my brother
and no one from work is here.

268
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That's pretty cool, huh?

269
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Magic time.

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My hair!

271
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Get off! Get off me!

272
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Get it off me! Get off me!
Hold still, woman!

273
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Get it off!
I got it! I got it!

274
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Get it off!

275
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You're welcome.

276
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It's cool if I go, right? I
mean, I looked at all of them.

277
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Yeah. I'll just...
I'll drive myself home.

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To my place?

279
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Maybe. I'm a little tired.

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Your art was the
prettiest art of all the art.

281
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Thank you.

282
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?

283
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I was just trying
to do my presentation.

284
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,599
And, of course I was wrong

285
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to suggest that Dunder Mifflin
might ever go out of business.

286
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,522
But you don't have to fire me.

287
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,982
Fire you? No, no, no.

288
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You are moving to the annex.

289
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,195
To the annex?

290
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:55,281
Where Kelly is?

291
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A good manager
doesn't fire people.

292
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He hires people
and inspires people.

293
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People, Ryan.

294
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And people will never go
out of business.

295
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,466
You're the one who said
we needed more culture.

296
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This is culture to you?
It's her first try.

297
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:18,679
Yeah. On Van Gogh's
first try,

298
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he drew the hands
of the peasants.

299
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,558
Meaning what?

300
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:26,521
Meaning real art takes
courage, okay, and honesty.

301
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,939
Well, those aren't
Pam'sstrong points.

302
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,568
Yeah, exactly.
That's why this is motel art.

303
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,241
Thanks for coming.

304
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,840
Pamcasso!

305
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,551
Sorry I'm late. I had to race
across town. Oh, Michael.

306
00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,346
Wow!

307
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,350
You did these? Freehand?
Yep.

308
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,686
My God,
these could be tracings.

309
00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:11,941
Look at this one. Wow!

310
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:14,318
You nailed it.

311
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,325
How much?

312
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:24,954
What do you mean?
I don't see a price.

313
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:29,583
You want to buy it?
Well, yeah.

314
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,629
Yeah, we have to have it
for the office.

315
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,965
I mean, there's my window.

316
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,508
And there's my car!

317
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:39,844
Is that your car?

318
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:47,560
That is our building.

319
00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:52,857
And we sell paper.

320
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,115
I am really proud of you.

321
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:13,419
Thank you.

322
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,422
What?

323
00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:21,218
Do you have something
in your pocket?

324
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,347
A Chunky.

325
00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:31,895
Do you want half?
No, thank you.

326
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,273
Okay.

327
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,692
It is a message.

328
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:42,194
It is an inspiration.
It is a source of beauty.

329
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:48,371
And without paper,
it could not have happened.

330
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,458
Unless you had a camera.

331
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,754
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

332
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,215
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

333
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:02,593
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh,
my God! It's only temporary, okay?

334
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:05,554
Don't get excited.
I won't. I won't. I won't.

335
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:07,848
I won't. I won't! I won't!

336
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:09,683
I won't! I won't! I won't!
I won't! I won't!