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So, the figures show
improvement right there, Michael.

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And again...

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I'll call back.

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You never call back.

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Every time Michael's
in a meeting,

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he makes me come in
and give him a Post-it note

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telling him
who's on the phone.

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I did it once and he freaked
out. He loved it so much.

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The thing is he doesn't
get that many calls.

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So he has me make them up
every 10 minutes.

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Tell him
I'll call him back.

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You can't just work
200 days... - Sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no. I
don't have time for this.

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Tell him I'm
in a meeting.

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So.

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You have to know how to work
this. There's no excuse for this.

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Yeah. I can get you
a tutor if you need.

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Oh.

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Ah, this is a very
important client,

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but I have the most important client
sitting right in front of me, my boss.

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So I will call him back.
Oh, no, no, no.

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Customer service is obviously
priority one. You can take the call.

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No. Money isn't
everything, Ryan.

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And you're my friend,
and I don't want to be rude.

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Take the call, friend.
I refuse. No.

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My house, my rules.
I insist.

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I insist you take
your work calls.

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Okay. All right, Pam, would
you put the call through?

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Hiya, buddy.

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I don't know, I just... I never
felt welcome there, you know?

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That's...
It's such a boys' club.

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Yeah. I hate that.
Good.

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So, here's the deal.

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I am on my way to
New York to be deposed

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as part of Jan's wrongful
termination lawsuit.

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The company fired her
for having the courage

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to augment her boobs.

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And they displayed

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a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behavior.

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Yes. Yes. Pattern. "Pat-turn."
My friend Pat took a turn.

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That's how
I remember that.

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Could we pull over
and put down the top?

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My...
I'm feeling a little...

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...queasy. No, I
want it up. My hair.

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Remember, it's not
just a pattern.

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It's a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behaviors.

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"Dis-ray." My friend
Dis Ray got new specs.

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Dis Ray Spect.

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My friend In-A-Pro drives a
Prius with his behind neighbor.

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Does this
work for you?

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Yep.

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Tell them how much
you're going to get if you win.

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Come on, Michael,
that's tacky. Million dollars.

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4 million.
$4 million!

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Man, that is a lot of guacamole!
Lot of the green. Lot of green.

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That is why I have
memorized Jan's answers

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and I've also thrown in
some "er's" and "ah's"...

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No, Michael. ...just
to make it seem like

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it's not memorized.
No, come on.

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Perfect crime! Stop
saying ridiculous things.

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He's just going to tell the truth. The
truth is very, you know, complicated.

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So we went
over it carefully,

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and just so that we wouldn't leave anything
up to chance or Michael's judgment.

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Could we please pull over
and pull down the top?

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I do not feel good.
Michael, I told you, I'm not...

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I'm getting carsick!
...putting the top down!

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I'm going to puke. I think
I'm going to throw up.

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All right, fine. Just
a second. Hold on.

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Hey, Schneider,
real quick,

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what do you call a buttload
of lawyers driving off a cliff?

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A good start. And I
think it's "busload."

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Yeah, a bunch of rich
lawyers took the bus.

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Where did you find
this guy?

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Hey, there he is.
Hey, Michael.

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Hey, hey.
Jan.

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I'm glad you're here. I actually
need to talk to you for a second.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Can we talk off the
record as friends?

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I would love that.

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Jan has put the company
in a very tough position here.

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Now, you've been with us for a
long time. Over 10 years, right?

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We just want to be sure that you won't
do anything to hurt us with your testimony.

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Do you understand?
Abso-fruitly. Yeah.

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I'll... I'll do anything
for the company. Good.

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That is great
to hear.

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It is.

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Game, son!

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All right,
let's run it back.

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The warehouse got a
Ping-Pong table last week.

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Now Jim comes down and plays
with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice.

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My boyfriend is 12.

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What has two skinny chicken
legs and sucks at Ping-Pong?

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Hi, Kelly. Guess
whose boyfriend it is?

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I don't want to guess. I'll give
you a hint, it's not my boyfriend.

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I think it's
a guy over here.

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I don't talk trash.
I talk smack.

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They're totally
different.

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Trash talk is all hypothetical,
like, "Your mama's so fat,

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"she could eat
the Internet."

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00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,261
But smack talk is happening,
like, right now.

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Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact
'cause I got the evidence right there."

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Jim? Can I see you
for a second?

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Sure.

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Wow.

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Okay, it's not regulation
size, but it'll do.

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You have to practice. You have
to get really good and beat Darryl.

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Oh, I can't beat Darryl.
Please.

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Kelly's trash-talking me
because Darryl's beating you.

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What? Seriously?
What is she saying?

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Your boyfriend is so weak, he
needs steroids just to watch baseball.

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Jim couldn't hit a Ping-Pong
ball if it was the size of the moon.

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Were Jim's parents first cousins
that were also bad at Ping-Pong?

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So, you're asking me to
defend your honor against Kelly?

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Sort of. Yes.

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Bring me a player.
Okay.

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Hi, everyone. Dianne Kelly. I'm
the company's chief legal counsel.

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Hi. No. No. Absolutely not.
What is he doing here?

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Toby? Are you renewing
your divorce vows

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before my
deposition?

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Michael,
I'm your HR rep.

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I'm on your side.
Never.

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I want him gone. I
don't talk until he leaves.

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Michael, just relax, okay?

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You know what, I think
they're ready for us now, so...

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Okay.
All right.

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Mr. Scott, do you swear to
tell the truth, the whole truth

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and nothing
but the truth?

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Yes.
Mr. Scott,

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can you describe the circumstances
of Ms. Levinson's termination?

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Well, it was not
just a termination.

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It was a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behavior.

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Oh, very good.
Well put.

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People underestimate
Michael.

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There are plenty of things
that he is well above average at,

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like ice-skating.

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He is a very
good ice-skater.

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Hey, Kevin,
Jim needs to see you.

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About what?

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He needs help balancing
some travel receipts.

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Are you sure
he wants me?

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Because I have Oscar balance
my travel receipts.

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Yeah, no, he asked
for you specifically.

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He's in the conference room.

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Awesome!

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How long have you
known the plaintiff?

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I haven't
actually seen it,

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but I have
seen The Firm

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and I'm planning on renting
The Pelican Brief.

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How long have you
known Ms. Levinson?

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Six years
and two months.

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And you were directly
under her the entire time?

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That's what she said.

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Excuse me?

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That's what she said.

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Ms. Levinson told you that
she was your direct superior?

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What? Why would
she say that?

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Can we just move on to
another question? No, wait,

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I don't understand. Who's
on record as saying this?

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With all due respect, I'm in the
middle of a line of questioning.

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Now, Mr. Scott, what did
you say Ms. Levinson said

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regarding your employment status
with respect to her corporate position?

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Come again? That's what she said? I
don't know what you're talking about.

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If I may, he was just telling a joke before,
so can we move on to another question?

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Oh, are you sure?
Yes.

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Can you go back to where
this digression began?

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Mr. Schneider, "And you were
directly under her the entire time?"

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Mr. Scott,
"That's what she said."

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00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:09,196
Well, delivery's all wrong.
She's butchering it.

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Yeah, that's
what I thought.

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Did Ms. Levinson ever say why
she thought she was being fired?

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She thought it had to do with
the twins. That's what I call them.

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Could you be more
specific. Who are the twins?

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To be delicate,
they hang off milady's chest.

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They make milk.

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You don't need
to go any further.

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Her breasts?
Yes.

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She thought it had something to do with
her recent breast-enhancement surgery?

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Yes. And frankly, the timing
was nothing short of predominant.

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What about your romantic
relationship with Ms. Levinson?

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Could that have played a part
in her termination?

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Well, if it did,

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then the company
is breaking its own rules.

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Interesting.
How so?

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Because before we started dating,
we disclosed our relationship to HR.

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And I have the proof
right here.

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Okay, the company has just a
few clarifying questions, Mr. Scott,

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if that's okay with
you? I will allow it.

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Would you mind,
please, just

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taking a quick look at
this photograph, please?

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That is you and Ms. Levinson
in Jamaica, is that correct?

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Uh-huh.

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And that photograph was
taken more than two months

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prior to the start of your
relationship, does that sound right?

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Mr. Scott, the timeline here
is actually very important.

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Please, when did your
relationship actually begin?

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Well, it depends
on how you define begin.

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I mean, if it's from the first time
we shook hands, like, six years ago.

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If it's from the first time we
kissed, it's, like, two years ago.

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00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,433
Excuse me? If it was from
the first time we kissed sober,

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00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,935
it was, like,
four months after that.

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00:10:03,018 --> 00:10:04,185
Can we take
a short break?

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00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:06,771
No. Are you telling me
that your relationship

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00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:11,150
began two years ago and not in February
as you previously testified to here?

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00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,447
Line.
I'm sorry, what?

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00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,325
He asked for a line,
like in a play.

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00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:24,080
"Mr. Scott, do you realize
you just contradicted yourself?"

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00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,624
"I did." "Yes, you did."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"

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00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:29,168
"No." "I really have to. I've
been drinking lots of water."

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00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,755
"You went five minutes ago."
"That wasn't to go to the bathroom,

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00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,215
"that was to get out
of a question."

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00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:36,342
"You still have to answer it." "First,
can 1 go to the bathroom?" "No."

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00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,183
Good game,
Meredith.

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00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,559
Don't patronize me.

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00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:47,562
All right, what is
going on here? Dwight!

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00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:48,897
Thank God you're here.

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00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,317
As it turns out, one of our biggest
clients is a Ping-Pong master.

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00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,861
And I have to play him
tomorrow, or we lose the account.

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00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,656
Can you help me out?
Will you help me practice?

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00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,789
What the hell?
I told you.

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00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,750
All of my heroes
are table-tennis players.

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00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:12,546
Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove
Waldner, Wang Tao,

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00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:14,964
Joerg Rosskopf and,
of course, Ashraf Helmy.

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00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:17,842
I even have a life-sized poster
of Hugo Hoyama on my wall.

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00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,510
And the first time
I left Pennsylvania

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00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,514
was to go to the Hall of Fame
induction ceremony of Andrzej Grubba.

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00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,518
Jan and I had an on-again/off-again
relationship for two years.

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00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:35,443
And I know this destroys
her case and I am sorry,

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00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:38,863
but I throw myself at the
mercy of the deposition.

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00:11:38,947 --> 00:11:42,033
Thank you, Mr. Scott.
That's all we needed to know.

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00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:43,368
Wait.

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00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:47,122
We'd like to enter into the record a
page from Michael Scott's personal journal.

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00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,540
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,250
What are you doing
with my diary?

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00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,627
This is plaintiff's
exhibit 107.

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I quote from
an entry dated

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January 4
of this past year.

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"Just got back from Jamaica,
tan almost everywhere.

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"Jan, almost everywhere.
Hee, hee.

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"Oh, Diary, what a week.

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"I had sex with my boss. I don't
know if it's going to go anywhere.

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"Jan was very specific that
this is not going anywhere,

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"that it was
a onetime mistake.

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"But we had sex six times,
so you tell me.

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"I am definitely
feeling very eerie."

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Irie.

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Irie. Sorry.

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"More tomorrow.
X-O-X-O, Michael."

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It would appear that
neither you nor Ms. Levinson

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considered you
had a relationship

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in any sense of the word.
Is that correct?

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We're going to need to see a copy of
that entire journal before we proceed.

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I don't think anyone in this
room has a right to read my diary.

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It's basic discovery. We
have the right to review it.

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Okay, let's make 10
copies of this diary.

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Could you make it 11?

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Eleven. Sure. And we'll break for
lunch, So everyone can have a look.

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Can I sit here?

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You know, I know a little bit about
what you're going through in a way.

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When I was a kid,
my parents got divorced.

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They both wanted custody

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and they both asked me to testify
against the other one in court.

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So, I don't know. I didn't want them to
get divorced in the first place, you know?

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I love them
both so much.

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I just wanted...

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How could you give up
my diary like that?

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I had to. I'm sorry,
but I need to win this.

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We need to win this.

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00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,013
How did you
even find it?

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You keep it under
my side of the mattress.

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I don't like the lump. I'm
really upset about this.

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All right, I stole your diary
and gave it to my lawyer.

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You e-mailed a topless photo of
me to everyone in our company.

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Let's call it even.

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Fine. I love you.

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I love you, too.

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Mr. Scott, who is this
other woman, Ryan,

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who you refer to here as "Just as
hot as Jan, but in a different way."

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Not a woman, just a cool,
great-looking, best friend.

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Aren't we trying
to determine

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whether Michael and Jan were
engaged in a romantic affair?

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Not Michael and
this Ryan person.

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- Excuse me.
- All right.

283
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,966
All right, this is
the way I see it.

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Yes, I had sex with Jan and, yes, I
did consider Jan to be my girlfriend,

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however, Jan clearly did not
consider me to be her boyfriend.

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So her actions are
completely rightful.

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Okay, Mr. Scott,
it's admirable

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the way you defend a woman
who is so obviously ambivalent

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about her relationship
with you.

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Thank you very much.
You didn't have to say that.

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Considering she consistently gave
you such poor performance reviews.

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That was before our relationship.
She was going through a divorce.

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And she was
drinking a lot.

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Okay.

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Of water.

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Mr. Scott, this is a copy of a
particularly negative performance review.

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Would you mind reading
the date on that, please?

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"March 17."

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And that would be a month after
your relationship became official,

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is that correct?
Yes.

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You may read

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the highlighted portion
out loud if you'd like to.

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"I am out of carrots.
I am out of sticks.

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"Mr. Scott has time
and again proven himself

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"to be an unmanageable employee
and a poor branch manager.

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"I recommend he be removed
from that position

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"and reassigned to sales
where he belongs."

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Mr. Scott,
after hearing that,

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wouldn't you say
that Ms. Levinson's judgment

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is at least very
seriously flawed?

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Mr. Scott?

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How's it going?

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Well, he has gone from completely
hopeless to simply miserable.

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Check this out,
though. Spin serve.

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Works, like,
80% of the time, so...

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Nice.

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So, should I schedule
the rematch with Darryl now?

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I think I'm ready.

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I'll make the call.

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Wait a minute,
Darryl is the client?

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No, no, no, he works
here, dumb ass!

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Right.

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Spin serve!

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How could you
do that to me?

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You can respond. Just remember
it's all going into the record.

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Michael, I'm not the enemy,
okay? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.

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Dunder Mifflin has
always treated me

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with the utmost respect,
with loyalty.

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They were going to give me
your job, and I should have taken it.

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All right, wait,
before you go any further,

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let me show you what kind
of loyalty they have, okay?

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Lester, please read that part
of Wallace's deposition.

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Starting at paragraph six.

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Counsel, "Mr. Wallace,
regarding Michael Scott,

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"was he a contender
to replace Jan Levinson?"

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David Wallace, "Yes."

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See? I was number-one
contender. I was being groomed.

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Counsel, "Was he
your first choice?"

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David Wallace, "Michael
Scott is a fine employee

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"who has been with the
company many years."

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Counsel, "Was he in
the top five of contenders?"

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David Wallace,
"What do you want me to say?

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"Come on, he's a nice guy. There
were many people that I considered."

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Counsel, "Was he being seriously
considered for the corporate job?"

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David Wallace, "No."

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I have one more question,
Mr. Scott.

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Wouldn't you agree
with Ms. Levinson

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that the company exhibits
a pattern of disrespect

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toward its employees?

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Absolutely not.

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Yes! Way to go!
See that?

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Yeah. The floppy-haired
girl you date won a point.

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Nineteen
serving four.

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Nice, baby!
Nice one!

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00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:56,467
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend

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"Cause, 'cause, 'cause, "cause
'Cause he sucks at Ping-Pong

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You know what? I'm sick
of this. Let's go. You and me!

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What? Let's go!
Pick up a paddle.

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Okay. Bring it on.
I am.

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00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,645
You think you
can handle this?

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In my sleep.

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00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:10,773
Okay, volley
for serve. "P."

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"O."

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"P."

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"O."

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Do you want to go play
on the table upstairs?

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- "P."
- "O."

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Yes.

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"P."

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Michael,
I am very sorry.

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Oh, hey,
no biggie. Just...

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No, no, no.
This was rough.

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We never meant for you to
get caught in the middle of this.

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I'm very sorry.

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Hey, David?

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00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,776
Yeah?

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00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,153
I think you're
a nice guy, too.

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Thanks, Michael.

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Why did I do it?

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I don't know.

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Jan said that it was
because of the photo

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that she revealed the diary.

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But she already brought the
diary with her to New York. So...

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You expect to get screwed
by your company,

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but you never expect to get
screwed by your girlfriend.

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What do you want
to do for dinner?

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How about Chinese?

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00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,731
We should really try
to save some money.

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00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,858
How about
something cheap?

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00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:41,026
That was my cheap suggestion.
Chinese was my cheap suggestion.

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Can you do fast food?
Fine.

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Fast food's fine.