1 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:04,212 Hey. 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,255 I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you. 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,465 Yeah. I'm just going to grab some chips. 4 00:00:07,548 --> 00:00:09,258 You want some? No, thanks. 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,968 We're still having lunch today, right? 6 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,470 I guess. 7 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,975 How dare you. 8 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,617 Hey, Toby, what's this? 9 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,702 "I just want to remind everyone about the company rules 10 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:40,414 "involving PDA, or public displays of affection"? 11 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:43,125 Yes. Some people in the office have complained... 12 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,752 Oh, really? ...about some other people 13 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:46,336 engaging in PDA, 14 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:49,965 and, you know, I just want to remind that it's not appropriate to do that. 15 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,925 Is this about me and Jan in my office? 16 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:54,219 Because I will have you know that that was consensual. 17 00:00:54,303 --> 00:00:57,556 What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,267 I don't think anyone heard anything. 19 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:04,480 We were very discreet and most people had left by that point. 20 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,524 Okay... So I don't think it's any of your business. 21 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:10,110 What I think you should do is roll up the memo real tight... 22 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:12,362 Okay, hey, look, the memo was not about you. 23 00:01:12,446 --> 00:01:16,324 For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity. 24 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,619 All right, everyone. Look. It... 25 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,288 All right, the complaint was about Jim and Pam. 26 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,416 So... 27 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,835 No way. What? 28 00:01:25,918 --> 00:01:27,794 You guys are together? 29 00:01:28,504 --> 00:01:30,005 Um... 30 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,800 Yep. 31 00:01:32,883 --> 00:01:35,802 Yes, we are. Wow! 32 00:01:35,886 --> 00:01:37,679 Tuna! Awesome! 33 00:01:37,763 --> 00:01:39,055 - I knew it. - You guys! 34 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,392 - To the two of you. - Yes! Yes! 35 00:01:41,475 --> 00:01:44,603 Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us? 36 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:46,981 Yes. 37 00:01:47,064 --> 00:01:49,483 Okay, mind is exploding. 38 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,610 Get over here. Come on. 39 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,238 Come here. Okay. 40 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,073 Okay, stand up. 41 00:01:56,949 --> 00:01:58,408 Okay, here we go. 42 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:04,623 Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy, 43 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:09,624 because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one. 44 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,881 Actually we've been dating for a couple of months. 45 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,926 I love you guys so much. 46 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:24,226 Phone's ringing. No, no, no, Pam, let them ring. 47 00:02:24,518 --> 00:02:28,730 Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love, 48 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:33,569 because this is really good. This is really good. 49 00:02:34,403 --> 00:02:38,903 My heart soars with the eagle's nest. 50 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:42,911 I don't see it. I think they both could do better. 51 00:02:43,287 --> 00:02:47,708 It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress. 52 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:49,334 Jim Halpert's off the market. 53 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:53,046 Guess who just became the best-looking single guy in the office? 54 00:03:26,997 --> 00:03:30,083 Hey, can you make that straighter? 55 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:32,794 That's what she said. 56 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,755 Did you plan that? 57 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,006 No. 58 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:38,717 "Can you make that straighter? 59 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,636 "That job looks hard. 60 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,972 "You should put your mouth on that." 61 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:45,432 How can you even use that one naturally? 62 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,351 Blowing up balloons, I thought. 63 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,645 "You might want to trim it a little." Michael... 64 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,897 Oh, is Ryan coming back today? 65 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:54,232 Yeah, he is. 66 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,985 Oh. 67 00:03:57,486 --> 00:04:00,030 Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. 68 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,909 Only thing that could make this day better IS ice cream. 69 00:04:07,204 --> 00:04:08,830 What do you want? 70 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,373 To give you this. 71 00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:13,126 What is that? 72 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,669 It's a feral barn cat. 73 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,630 I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you 74 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,799 as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed. 75 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,676 Her name was Sprinkles. 76 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,096 And his name is Garbage. 77 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,141 Mose calls him Garbage, 'cause he likes to eat garbage. 78 00:04:27,224 --> 00:04:28,308 Don't you, Garbage? 79 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:32,312 I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. 80 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:34,356 Before she's even in the ground. 81 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,983 You haven't buried her yet? 82 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:37,859 Don't rush me. I'm grieving. 83 00:04:37,943 --> 00:04:41,363 Garbage can be very helpful, okay? He's a useful cat. 84 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,158 He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him. 85 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:47,452 I don't want Garbage. I want Sprinkles. 86 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:02,968 Hey, Toby. 87 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,596 Hey, you two. 88 00:05:05,679 --> 00:05:06,680 Hey. 89 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:09,099 So, now that we are dating, 90 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,643 we just wanted to know if we had to sigh one of those 91 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:14,020 "we're dating" things for the company. 92 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,980 Oh, well, you know those are only for, you know, "relationships." 93 00:05:19,735 --> 00:05:23,238 So if this is just a casual thing, there's no need. 94 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:24,865 Really. Oh. 95 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:28,744 Well, I won't speak for Jim, but it's, like, pretty official. 96 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,456 Uh-huh. 97 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,919 Sorry, so do we need to sign one or... 98 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,714 Let's just wait and see what happens. Yeah. 99 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,383 What? Let's just wait. 100 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:45,927 Oh, okay. Okay. 101 00:05:46,011 --> 00:05:47,137 Great. 102 00:05:55,437 --> 00:05:57,647 Hey, Ryan, welcome back... Hold on one second. 103 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,283 Hey, Pam, it's great to see you. Is Michael in? 104 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,619 Yeah. MICHAEL: Hey. There he is. There he is. 105 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,663 He's back and he's with a beard. 106 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:15,457 He has facial hair. 107 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:19,127 Look at him. All grown up and no place to go. 108 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:22,547 Hello, Mr. Sonny Crockett. I'm Tubbs. 109 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:24,508 Okay. Should we get started? 110 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,802 Oh, yeah, let's get started because... 111 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,637 Yes, 'cause this is very serious business. 112 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,055 Yeah. Exactly. 113 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:31,598 This is a business meeting. Business meeting. 114 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:32,933 Fire guy. Stop that! 115 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,184 That's right. 116 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,811 That's right. Fire guy. - Oh, you scared me. 117 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:36,979 He's the fire guy. Don't start any fires. 118 00:06:37,062 --> 00:06:38,521 Fire guy. 119 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,690 You weren't here for that. 120 00:06:39,773 --> 00:06:41,357 Here for what? When he started the fire. 121 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:45,942 Look how big he is. Look at you. You are so mature and old 122 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:49,407 and little man now. You're like our little man. 123 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:50,658 Okay... Little old man-boy. 124 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,202 Michael, everybody... With a beard. 125 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,620 - Bearded man-boy. - Wow! 126 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,123 Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, 127 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:57,707 but now everything is different. 128 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,335 I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. 129 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,462 You're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan. 130 00:07:02,546 --> 00:07:03,630 Oh, wow. 131 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:06,133 Mmm. That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way. 132 00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:07,967 Okay. Woo! 133 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,344 I think Ryan has a gay crush on me. 134 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:13,140 Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. 135 00:07:16,518 --> 00:07:17,936 Do you understand? 136 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,354 Yes. 137 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,440 Everybody, come on, settle down. 138 00:07:21,523 --> 00:07:23,149 Let's get serious here. 139 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:26,903 Ryan has a very special important presentation to do, 140 00:07:26,987 --> 00:07:29,531 which we will be doing in the conference room in 10 minutes. 141 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:32,618 Perfect. Sound good? Okay. All right. 142 00:07:32,701 --> 00:07:34,035 Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. 143 00:07:34,119 --> 00:07:38,123 But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, 144 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,668 "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. 145 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,462 "I am the big boss now, 146 00:07:43,545 --> 00:07:46,631 "and I have to seem like an ogre, but you know me 147 00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:49,968 "and you trust me and we like each other, 148 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:54,552 "and we'll always be friends and I would never take you for granted 149 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,810 "in a million years. 150 00:07:57,893 --> 00:08:01,438 "And I miss you, man, and I love you." 151 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,690 His words. 152 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:12,741 Dunder Mifflin Infinity represents a floor-to-ceiling streamlining 153 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,076 of our business model. 154 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:15,994 The centerpiece of the campaign 155 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,997 IS a new business-to-business website interface 156 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:22,626 that will allow us to compete directly with big-box chains. 157 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,294 Wait a second, 158 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,089 last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website. 159 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:30,175 And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it. 160 00:08:30,884 --> 00:08:33,011 This is a massive overhaul. 161 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,971 We're getting younger, sleeker 162 00:08:35,055 --> 00:08:38,183 and more agile with the way that we adapt to the marketplace. 163 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,852 All essential personnel will be issued BlackBerries for company use. 164 00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:42,312 Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 165 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,773 I'll stick around for a while to help you set them up afterwards. 166 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,526 Any questions? Dwight? 167 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:51,154 What if we don't want to use a BlackBerry because they are stupid and pointless? 168 00:08:51,238 --> 00:08:52,489 This is company-wide, Dwight. 169 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,574 Got it. 170 00:08:53,657 --> 00:08:54,824 Andy? 171 00:08:54,908 --> 00:08:57,744 You should call it Dunder Mifflinfinity. 172 00:08:57,911 --> 00:08:59,829 You know, push the words together. 173 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:01,414 Any other questions? 174 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:03,959 Kelly Kapour? 175 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,628 Can we speak privately about our relationship? 176 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:07,796 Thank you, everybody. 177 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,464 Ryan Howard, everybody. 178 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:10,840 Good job. 179 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,136 That was some fun stuff. 180 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,387 When does the website go up? As fast as possible. 181 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,182 We want to start retraining people ASAP 182 00:09:18,265 --> 00:09:20,100 so we can hit the ground running with the new system. 183 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,560 Cool beans. 184 00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:24,521 We're screwed. Who is? 185 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,648 Us. You and me. The old-timers. 186 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,900 I am not old. You are old. 187 00:09:28,984 --> 00:09:30,735 You are, like, 100. 188 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,613 You're over 40. That's the cut-off. 189 00:09:32,696 --> 00:09:34,823 Are you listening to what he's saying? 190 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,826 "Retraining," "new system, youth." 191 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,788 I'm telling you this kid is the Grim Reaper. You deal with this 192 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:46,293 or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners. 193 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,006 I swore I wouldn't tell anybody this, but 194 00:09:52,299 --> 00:09:55,468 in the interest of revealing secrets... 195 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:58,555 Oh, my God, this is gonna make your brain explode. 196 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,767 Dwight and Angela 197 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,309 dating. 198 00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,186 Have been for six months. 199 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,480 Swear to God. 200 00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:10,149 Oh, this is great. I was actually gonna wait and tell you on your birthday, 201 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,652 but this is much more fun. 202 00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:15,989 No, they have been dating for, like, two years. 203 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,200 Since before your barbecue. 204 00:10:19,743 --> 00:10:21,619 Wait, what? 205 00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:23,997 You knew? 206 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:25,332 And you didn't say anything? 207 00:10:25,415 --> 00:10:27,542 You didn't say anything to me. 208 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:30,003 Fair enough. 209 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:34,383 Wow. We should have started dating, like, a long time ago. 210 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,508 Oh, sorry... Can you believe that? 211 00:10:35,592 --> 00:10:36,884 I didn't know you guys were in here. 212 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,136 Oh, no. We're just sitting here. 213 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,222 I couldn't see your hands. 214 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,810 Hey, Pam, by the way, it's great that you're dating. 215 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:49,393 But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. 216 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:54,152 You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. 217 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,029 Okay? Okay. 218 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,365 Okay- Okay- 219 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:02,034 And that is why we waited so long to tell people. 220 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,506 Okay, what's up? 221 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,383 Yeah, okay, I was just... 222 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,637 After the presentation I just wanted to make sure that vis-a-vis me in the office, 223 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,305 everything is business as usual? 224 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:24,808 Well, it is business, but not as usual. 225 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,476 Yeah, no, I understand. 226 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:31,060 We're making great strides, we're updating, but business as usual, no? 227 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,859 No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch, 228 00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:37,070 we're implementing a brand new system. 229 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,989 Good. So we're on the same page. 230 00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:41,240 No, we're not. 231 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,702 Michael, I know exactly how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch. 232 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:53,170 This company is getting younger, faster and more efficient. 233 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:55,421 You need to prepare yourself. 234 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,217 We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young 235 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:03,471 and we called him my brother and that's what I thought he was. 236 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:09,603 And then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, 237 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:13,273 taking all of my blue jeans with him. 238 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,360 And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. 239 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,280 That is what Ryan is like. 240 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,574 A fake brother who steals your jeans. 241 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,705 So, how are you? 242 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,250 Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys. 243 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,794 Good. A lot. Black guys, mostly. 244 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,504 - Kelly. - What? 245 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,509 Wait... 246 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,929 How do you touch just one of these buttons at a time? 247 00:12:44,012 --> 00:12:45,388 I don't know. 248 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:47,307 Did you even try? 249 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,978 If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him. 250 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,687 I can't see half the things. 251 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,398 It's too little. Use the phone. 252 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:59,194 I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want. 253 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,113 Kelly, I'm your boss now, okay? 254 00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:03,281 You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend. 255 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:06,618 Oh, big strong man, fancy new whatever. 256 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,953 I don't think you ever cared about me. 257 00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:09,120 I never cared about you? 258 00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:11,164 Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email, 259 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,666 asked me out, I said no, 260 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,375 because I was committed to our relationship. 261 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:17,336 Well, I hope you're still committed, because I'm pregnant. 262 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,134 And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it. 263 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:24,594 Okay. Okay. 264 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,137 Do you feel prepared to help me raise a baby? 265 00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:29,390 I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay? 266 00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:31,351 After work, we'll go out to dinner. 267 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,228 We'll talk about it then, okay? 268 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,567 We have a date. 269 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,031 Hello. Hello, Dwight. 270 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,700 I've been thinking about things 271 00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:53,164 and I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight. 272 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,332 Really? 273 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,583 Yes. 274 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,128 I'll make a reservation. No, no. Let me cook for you. 275 00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:01,964 Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side. 276 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,342 I would prefer a public place. 277 00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:06,928 See you after work. 278 00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:14,977 Hi, Pam. 279 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,563 Is Michael in? In his office. 280 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,189 You can go right in. Okay. 281 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,315 Jan. 282 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:22,235 Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. 283 00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:26,114 So, elephant in the room, I have your old job. 284 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:30,743 Well, not exactly my job. I mean, I had a different title. 285 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:34,038 Oh, well, excuse me. Same office, same responsibilities. 286 00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:37,041 Different salary. You'll get there. Don't worry. 287 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,669 Well, you look great. 288 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,379 Thank you. Thank you. 289 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,381 Scranton suits you. 290 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,216 Best decision I ever made. 291 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,469 You were let go. 292 00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,096 You know, I love the beard. Keep it forever. 293 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,932 - Hey. - Hey. 294 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:58,146 What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles? 295 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,397 What? 296 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:03,234 I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids. 297 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,821 So what's Ryan doing here? 298 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:09,282 Oh, I don't know. 299 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,534 They're launching a big new business plan, 300 00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,411 new website... Blah, blah, blah. 301 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:17,081 He's being a real twerp about it, too. 302 00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:21,665 It's all about youth and agility and streamlining 303 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,005 and trying to squeeze out the older people. 304 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,091 He's such a snake. Well... 305 00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:28,551 I hope he gets hit with an ageism suit. 306 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,012 What is that word? 307 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,639 Ageism? 308 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,935 Companies, they can't discriminate against people due to old age. 309 00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:39,979 Like a couple of years ago, we tried to force out some of the older branch managers 310 00:15:40,063 --> 00:15:41,606 with a mandatory retirement age. 311 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,400 And then Ed Truck, your old boss, 312 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:46,528 threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off. 313 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:49,989 So older people have just as many rights as younger people? 314 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,741 Yes, Michael. 315 00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:53,993 They do. 316 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,768 Creed? Yes, sir. 317 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,729 Everything okay? Everything's cool, dude. 318 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,024 I'm 30. Well, in November, I'll be 30. 319 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,320 Is there another meeting scheduled? 320 00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:31,155 I was gonna do the BlackBerry tutorial in here. 321 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:34,325 Michael told us to wait in here. We don't know why. 322 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:38,829 Oh, man. 323 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,540 Good. We're all here. 324 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,334 We can get started. Michael. 325 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,918 Have a seat. We're not doing this today. 326 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,503 Have a seat like everybody else. 327 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,130 Okay. This is... 328 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,798 It's still my office, Ryan. 329 00:16:55,722 --> 00:17:00,222 Well, there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. 330 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,855 Well, new ideas are fine, 331 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,608 but they are also illegal 332 00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,318 because they are a form of ageism. 333 00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:11,695 What? Yes. I am right. 334 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:17,281 Did you know that, "The age discrimination in employment act of 1967 335 00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:22,331 "prohibits employment discrimination based on age with respect to employees 336 00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,375 "40 years of age or older"? 337 00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,626 I did. 338 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,378 Mmm. Technically, he's right. 339 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:28,504 Hey, shut up, Toby. 340 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:33,088 Look, why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? 341 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,552 Because they're lame. 342 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,472 No! Creed, no, they are not. 343 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:42,018 In fact, many cultures revere old people 344 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,562 because of their storytelling ability. 345 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,439 Like the old lady from Titanic. 346 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:51,023 Or the funny things that they can do, like, "Where's the Beef?" 347 00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:53,738 Yeah? Why do you have the Big picture up again? 348 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,532 You used that already when you burned your foot. 349 00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,033 Reusing the Ben Kingsley, too. 350 00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,161 I was going to put up some new pictures, 351 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,248 but all of the ink in the printer was gone. 352 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,749 Oh. 353 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,669 Michael Scott? That is me. Come on in. 354 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,213 Who is this old fart? 355 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,634 Did you just stagger off the street out of a box or something? 356 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,636 Who's this worthless bag of bones? 357 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:21,220 Well, this guy is none other than one of the founders of Dunder Mifflin, 358 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,267 Mr. Robert Dunder. 359 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,812 Huh? Oh, yeah. 360 00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:27,980 Yes! 361 00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:29,940 Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second? 362 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,401 Sure thing. 363 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,444 Excuse me. 364 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,572 We have actual work to do. 365 00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:37,990 Fine. 366 00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:40,493 Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him 367 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,871 why you threw the founder of the company out on his ancient butt. 368 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,669 Bob, how old are you? 369 00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:51,254 I'm 87. 370 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,798 87 years young. 371 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,426 And still active. That is great. 372 00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:59,845 Did you know that Bob is still a member of the board of Dunder Mifflin? 373 00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:03,724 Well, I haven't been to a board meeting in years. 374 00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:05,393 I send a proxy. 375 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,229 Ah! Still sends his own proxy. Good for you. 376 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:11,190 I'm gonna live for a very long time. 377 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,943 My Grandma Schrute lived to be 101. 378 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,946 My Grandpa Manheim is 103, 379 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,574 and still puttering around down in Argentina. 380 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,033 I tried to go visit him once, 381 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:24,245 but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation. 382 00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:27,957 I started this company in 1949. 383 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,042 Wow. 384 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:32,294 Back then it was an industrial supplier 385 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,590 of metal brackets, mostly, for construction. 386 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,966 Oh, boy. 387 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,384 And then Mifflin, 388 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,553 of course he killed himself later, 389 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,473 uh, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary Club. 390 00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:44,640 Great. 391 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:45,975 And he was... 392 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:50,104 He was at dinner with Beverly and her husband... 393 00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:51,898 What was his name? 394 00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,984 Jerry. Jerry Trupianno... I don't know. 395 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:59,322 ...from South Jersey and he was tall. 396 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,075 Both he and Mifflin were tall guys. 397 00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:05,286 Great. That's great. Thank you for coming in. 398 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,996 Robert Dunder, everybody. 399 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,208 Thank you. That was wonderful. Do you have a ride? 400 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,710 Well, I came here in a cab. Perfect. 401 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,754 Could you get me that... That's nice. 402 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,674 Inspirational. What have we learned? 403 00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:22,257 Well, we have learned that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, 404 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:26,223 because it's illegal. And you will go to jail. 405 00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:27,933 I think that I should help him get home. 406 00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:30,686 No. No, don't help him. He doesn't need help, Pam. 407 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,404 What a nice guy. 408 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:44,325 Good night, guys. 409 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,328 Well, today was a fantastic waste of time. 410 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,414 I disagree. I think it was very valuable. 411 00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:52,958 Michael, technology helps business, okay? You should not resist it. 412 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,418 This is the way the world is moving. 413 00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:57,379 I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better. 414 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,007 And I can prove it. 415 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,842 Okay. I look forward to hearing your ideas. 416 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,345 Where do you want to go? 417 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,639 I don't know, some place romantic and expensive. 418 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,141 Kelly, come on. 419 00:21:08,224 --> 00:21:09,308 You know what, you're right. 420 00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:13,187 I'm feeling kind of nauseous, anyway. So, you know, skip it. 421 00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:21,654 Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles? 422 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,030 Very much. 423 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,116 How's your meat? 424 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,327 Dry. Delicious. 425 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,124 I heard a joke today. 426 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,876 Oh, that's funny. 427 00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:37,378 Yes, it was. 428 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,718 Are you enjoying your mineral water? 429 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,887 I can't do this. I can't be with you. 430 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:52,264 Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles' stiff, lifeless body. 431 00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:56,893 Then don't look in my eyes. Look right here. It's an old sales trick. 432 00:21:57,065 --> 00:22:00,485 I'm sorry. I gave this everything I could. 433 00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:02,903 No, please don't do this, monkey. 434 00:22:02,987 --> 00:22:06,156 I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning. 435 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,333 Smell that. 436 00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:16,750 Do you smell that? 437 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:17,877 Dry rot? 438 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:21,047 No, Dwight, that smells like good business to me. 439 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,881 What I have done here is I have collected 440 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:26,803 all the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer. 441 00:22:26,886 --> 00:22:28,679 Sweet, chocolate turtles. 442 00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:31,807 Yes. No, no, those are for our clients. 443 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:34,018 Actually, our ex-clients. I'll explain later. 444 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:38,602 Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs, 445 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:43,732 but I think he is forgetting about the original instant message, 446 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:49,534 letters attached to baskets of food. 447 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:58,626 Excuse me, Angela. Michael asked me to turn in these receipts 448 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,712 for these gift basket items. 449 00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:02,797 Thank you. You're welcome. 450 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:07,009 Is that all? Yes. 451 00:23:10,471 --> 00:23:11,763 I miss you. 452 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,432 Elevators. 453 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,685 Dwight, you have to listen to me. 454 00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:20,856 We are not seeing each other anymore. Can you accept that? 455 00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:24,610 Fine. 456 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,946 Then I just want to be friends. 457 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,031 Good. 458 00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:30,699 Plus a little extra. Also, I love you. 459 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,663 I don't understand what the big deal is. 460 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,748 You don't? No. 461 00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:38,541 You lied about being pregnant. Right. So? 462 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,960 You really don't understand why that might make me kind of angry? 463 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,254 We're never getting back together. No. 464 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,589 Why not? 465 00:23:47,258 --> 00:23:48,342 Hey. 466 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,011 Hey. 467 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:55,224 All right, I just have to ask, now that we're public, 468 00:23:56,976 --> 00:23:58,644 is the magic gone? 469 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,940 It's funny you bring that up because, yes, it is. 470 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:08,362 I knew it. Oh, man. Just like that, huh? 471 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:12,491 I think, I mean, I don't know what it is, but... 472 00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:16,787 Be honest. I now find you repulsive. 473 00:24:16,871 --> 00:24:18,289 That's honest. 474 00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:21,375 All right. Fair enough. 475 00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:26,964 It was really fun while it lasted, though, wasn't it? 476 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,507 Yeah. 477 00:24:28,591 --> 00:24:30,134 For me it was. 478 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,594 Okay. 479 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:32,929 All right. 480 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,851 Yeah. 481 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,228 Hey, boss, I didn't know you were coming in today. 482 00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:43,063 What is going on here? 483 00:24:43,147 --> 00:24:44,314 I am glad that you asked. 484 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,234 Listen up, everybody. 485 00:24:46,317 --> 00:24:50,817 In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. 486 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:54,742 These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. 487 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,160 We are going to show up 488 00:24:56,244 --> 00:25:00,289 at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back. 489 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,374 With gift baskets? 490 00:25:01,457 --> 00:25:03,459 With peanut brittle, 491 00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:08,126 with macadamia nut cookies, with chocolate turtles, 492 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,340 with raspberry jam, and a little bit of fat and salt. 493 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,931 Because you know what? That's what people like. 494 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,766 Ever since I was a kid, 495 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,060 people have been telling me that I can't do things. 496 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,937 "You can't be on the team. 497 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,856 "You can't move on to second grade." 498 00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:29,068 Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients 499 00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,487 using old-fashioned business methods. 500 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,114 We'll see about that. 501 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:38,907 And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class. 502 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:44,788 Okay, we're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me, Andy. 503 00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:47,294 I'm not driving with him. 504 00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,046 I'll go with you, Stanley. Or him. 505 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,172 Why don't we just go by ourselves? 506 00:25:50,256 --> 00:25:53,592 Why don't we just go as teams to demonstrate our teamsmanship? 507 00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:54,760 Michael? Yes. 508 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,512 This is stupid. Well, that's... Okay. 509 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,139 That's not helpful, Phyllis. 510 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:01,099 How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back? 511 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,352 Gift baskets are amazing, Phyllis. 512 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,105 Gift baskets are 513 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:10,443 the essence of class and fanciness. 514 00:26:10,526 --> 00:26:13,195 They are the ultimate present that a person can receive. 515 00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:15,364 What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want, 516 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:19,326 including a gift basket. So, it's kind of the best gift ever. 517 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:21,036 What about a gift basket full of cash? 518 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,872 Yes. Cash basket. Nice work, Tuna. 519 00:26:23,956 --> 00:26:25,415 Fine. I'm just gonna go by myself. 520 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,754 And I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me. 521 00:26:30,546 --> 00:26:32,047 Michael, wait. 522 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:33,799 Let me go. 523 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,344 No, this is my quest. 524 00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:38,804 Please. Let me go. 525 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,932 I need to win those clients back. 526 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:43,517 Please. 527 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:44,852 Fine. 528 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,230 Then Godspeed to both of us. 529 00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:50,983 Good luck, Michael. 530 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:53,319 We don't need luck. 531 00:26:53,402 --> 00:26:55,362 Yeah. But thank you. 532 00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:57,281 That was really nice of you to say. - Thank you. 533 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,867 Business to business, the old-fashioned way, 534 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,370 no BlackBerries, no websites. 535 00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:07,833 I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people. 536 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,754 Yes, I understand that, David. 537 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:14,257 I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly 538 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:18,135 and then outsource customer service to India, which a lot of companies... 539 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,514 Yeah. No. Yes, Kelly is Indian. 540 00:27:21,597 --> 00:27:23,640 I understand that's confusing. 541 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,352 Hey, bro, I've been meaning to ask you, 542 00:27:26,435 --> 00:27:28,437 can we get some Red Bull for these things? 543 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:32,608 Sometimes a guy's got to ride the bull. Am I right? Later, skater. 544 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,364 Sweet ride. American-made. 545 00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:39,781 What happened to the Sebring? 546 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:42,076 It is in the body shop. 547 00:27:42,743 --> 00:27:45,162 I had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith. 548 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:46,455 Oh, that's a pain in the ass. 549 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:47,623 I know. 550 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,500 So, who's next? Larry Meyers. 551 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,503 Left us six months ago for Office Depot. 552 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:56,716 Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidance will begin. 553 00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,175 Why do you use that thing? 554 00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,135 It lets them know where you are at all times. 555 00:28:00,219 --> 00:28:01,386 Who? 556 00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:05,599 The government, spy satellites, private detectives, 557 00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:07,935 ex-girlfriends. 558 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:20,781 Next night, I'm out at a bar, 2:00 a.m. I figure I'll get a sandwich, 559 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,033 'cause you can get a sandwich any time of the night, 560 00:28:23,117 --> 00:28:24,743 I run into Vince Vaughn. 561 00:28:24,827 --> 00:28:26,203 No way. 562 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,371 Literally. 563 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:30,082 Dude, you are so money, 564 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,043 but you don't even know it, but you do. 565 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,255 Later, guys. Yeah. 566 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,466 Later, dude. Later, man. 567 00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:45,597 Jim, how awesome is Ryan now? 568 00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:48,016 Yeah. He's definitely something. 569 00:28:48,684 --> 00:28:49,726 What does that mean? 570 00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:53,104 That whole lifestyle, his whole vibe, you find that appealing? 571 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,524 Tuna. 572 00:28:57,109 --> 00:28:58,235 Tuna, Tuna, Tuna. 573 00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,862 Tuna, Tuna, Tuna. 574 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,615 He has a Killer job. He's rich. 575 00:29:03,699 --> 00:29:07,536 He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. 576 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,205 He wears really cool rich-guy clothes. 577 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:13,875 And he can get any girl that he wants. 578 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,338 So, I'm sorry, Tuna, but if you don't know why that's awesome, 579 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:18,714 then 580 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,717 you need awesome lessons. 581 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,969 Tuna, check you later. 582 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:27,681 "Cause he's so money that he doesn't even know it. 583 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:30,184 Wow, those things are heavy. 584 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,353 There's a lot of stuff in there. 585 00:29:32,436 --> 00:29:36,606 We have macadamia nut cookies, 586 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,193 the honey mustard pretzels. 587 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,071 Have you ever tried focaccia crisps? 588 00:29:42,154 --> 00:29:43,864 You know we closed our account with you, right? 589 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,991 Yes. We do. We're with Office Depot now. 590 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,701 Yes. Yes. Yes, we know. 591 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,037 But we just have not gotten over you. Well... 592 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:53,207 And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service... 593 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,583 This is... ...the very best 594 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,252 personal business relationship... That's exactly right. 595 00:29:57,336 --> 00:29:59,838 ...we can if you ever decide to come back to us. 596 00:29:59,922 --> 00:30:02,382 Okay. I don't think we're coming back. 597 00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:04,801 Please come back. Okay, you know what? 598 00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:06,595 Just enjoy the gift basket 599 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:10,182 and remember that we provide a personal touch. 600 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:11,976 Remember what we had, Larry. 601 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:13,810 I mean, really, it's about money. 602 00:30:13,894 --> 00:30:16,021 Well, just enjoy the gift basket. 603 00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:18,357 Okay, thanks. All right. 604 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,317 I mean, their website's really easy to use, too. 605 00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,111 That's a big deal for us. 606 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,364 That guy was so... 607 00:30:26,615 --> 00:30:28,533 How can they not know how much better we are? 608 00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:30,910 I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible 609 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,705 and they make you miserable. That is true. 610 00:30:32,788 --> 00:30:34,206 Like Angela in accounting. 611 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,457 Yes. She is nuts. 612 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,461 No, she's wonderful at accounting. 613 00:30:39,962 --> 00:30:41,630 But she drives me crazy. 614 00:30:42,923 --> 00:30:44,966 Make the next right turn. 615 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:47,344 How do they know? How does this know where to turn? 616 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:49,054 That's very impressive. 617 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,972 Hey, Pam, 618 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:54,310 I haven't settled on a final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity 619 00:30:54,393 --> 00:30:56,186 and I know you're into graphic design. 620 00:30:56,270 --> 00:30:58,855 Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and design the logo. 621 00:30:58,939 --> 00:31:00,565 Totally. Cool. 622 00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:02,484 That would be great. 623 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,737 Can you do a couple mock-ups and I'll take a look? 624 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:05,862 Yeah. Thank you very much. 625 00:31:05,946 --> 00:31:06,988 Thank you. Cool. 626 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:08,157 Okay. 627 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:18,371 Yeah, I'm going to do some mock-ups and then turn those into thumbnails, 628 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:22,713 maybe do some splash frames... 629 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,716 I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm excited. 630 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:29,553 And the last guy says, "No, hairy body." 631 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,055 You know, I have heard it before. 632 00:31:31,138 --> 00:31:34,307 Ah. Well, it's still very good. 633 00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:37,978 I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke, 634 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,521 your daughter Emily. 635 00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:40,689 How's she doing? 636 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:43,192 She's great. Thanks for asking. 637 00:31:43,275 --> 00:31:44,818 Great memory, by the way. 638 00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:47,195 Is she gonna be, like, 11 this winter? 639 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:49,698 Wow. They grow up so fast. 640 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,368 I have a few of my own that I want someday. 641 00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:55,537 Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time. 642 00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:56,705 I know you're a very busy man. 643 00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:59,291 The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off 644 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:03,875 this elaborate bag of goodies and to ask you to reconsider. 645 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:05,840 Okay. 646 00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:08,342 Okay. Okay. So you'll reconsider? 647 00:32:08,634 --> 00:32:10,344 Okay, thanks for the goodies. 648 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:11,429 Ah. 649 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:19,269 Is that all you have to say? 650 00:32:20,729 --> 00:32:22,856 It looks delicious. I don't know. 651 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,483 You don't know? 652 00:32:25,651 --> 00:32:28,779 Look, we want you back. 653 00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:31,281 Can you offer lower prices? 654 00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:32,532 Well, no. 655 00:32:32,616 --> 00:32:33,783 Well, then, we're not coming back. 656 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,244 He's not coming back. It's over, Michael. 657 00:32:35,327 --> 00:32:36,703 No, it's not. No, he's right. 658 00:32:36,787 --> 00:32:38,371 No. Accept it. Why would he come back? 659 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,916 Why would he come back? I will tell you, Dwight. 660 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,500 He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products, 661 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,465 and because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service 662 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,550 that you get with us, are you? 663 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:50,842 That's not gonna change his mind. 664 00:32:50,926 --> 00:32:53,929 He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it. 665 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,394 Look. 666 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,108 We're also coming out with a website soon. 667 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,027 It's a state-of-the-art thing. 668 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:10,112 It'll be up and running. 669 00:33:10,946 --> 00:33:15,446 It's gonna cut costs, and it will make ordering much, much easier. 670 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:18,245 Okay. Well, when it's up, I'll check it out, 671 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:21,206 and if it really cuts costs, maybe we'll come back. 672 00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:24,501 Great. The magic of the gift basket. 673 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,128 That I don't care about as much. 674 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:27,213 Let me know when the site's up. 675 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,423 Okay. Good. 676 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:33,552 Don't let Emily have any of the Cajun almonds. She's allergic. 677 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,848 Proceed straight. 678 00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,934 Well, we're 0 for 6. 679 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:42,269 Last chance is the Elmhurst Country Club. 680 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,772 Other side of the lake on the southeast side. 681 00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:46,273 I don't get it. 682 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,276 I really don't get it. I thought this would work. 683 00:33:49,735 --> 00:33:52,028 I threw everything I had at that guy and nothing. 684 00:33:52,112 --> 00:33:54,364 That's how it goes sometimes, you know? 685 00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:57,826 You lose everything and everything falls apart 686 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,703 and eventually you die 687 00:33:59,787 --> 00:34:00,996 and no one remembers you. 688 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,623 That is a very good point, Dwight. 689 00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:04,374 Make a right turn. 690 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:08,378 Wait, wait. No, no, no. It means bear right. 691 00:34:08,462 --> 00:34:11,381 No. It said right. It said take a right. Up there. 692 00:34:11,465 --> 00:34:12,674 No, no, no, look. 693 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:16,511 It means go up to the right, bear right over the bridge 694 00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:17,596 and hook up with 307. 695 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,515 Make a right turn. Maybe it's a shortcut, Dwight. 696 00:34:19,598 --> 00:34:20,599 It said go to the right. 697 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:21,684 It can't mean that. 698 00:34:21,767 --> 00:34:22,768 There's a lake there! I think it 699 00:34:22,851 --> 00:34:24,352 knows where it is going. This is the lake! 700 00:34:24,436 --> 00:34:25,645 The machine knows! This is the lake! 701 00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:27,105 Stop yelling at me! No! 702 00:34:27,189 --> 00:34:29,733 Stop yelling! There's no road here! 703 00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:33,987 Remain calm. I have trained for this. 704 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:35,489 Okay. 705 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,366 Exit the window! Here we go. 706 00:34:37,449 --> 00:34:40,076 Make a U-turn, if possible. 707 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,203 Look out for leeches! 708 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:44,832 Michael! Are you okay? 709 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:49,127 Swim for it! I got you. I got you. 710 00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:52,213 Oh, God. 711 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,258 Michael! Michael! 712 00:34:54,341 --> 00:34:55,592 Let go. Let go of me. 713 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:56,885 Michael. 714 00:34:59,179 --> 00:35:01,681 I got you! I got you! 715 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,935 Come on. Come on. Come on. 716 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:08,605 Come on. 717 00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:34,589 You sure you're okay? 718 00:35:34,673 --> 00:35:35,965 Fine. 719 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:39,386 Good. That is what's most important. 720 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,555 Did you get the rental insurance? 721 00:35:42,806 --> 00:35:45,725 Because that is pretty important, too, at a time like this. 722 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:56,069 What a disaster. This whole thing. 723 00:35:57,279 --> 00:35:58,863 I'll call a cab. 724 00:35:58,947 --> 00:36:03,447 These people just don't realize what a gift basket means. They don't get it. 725 00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:05,870 Look at that. Still works. Old-fashioned cell phone. 726 00:36:05,954 --> 00:36:09,123 Yeah. What about that last guy, Aaron? 727 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:12,961 Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it. 728 00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,213 "Their website is so easy." 729 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:18,967 Yeah, well, you can have your technology, jackass. 730 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:20,093 Look where it got us. 731 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:22,512 Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton 732 00:36:22,596 --> 00:36:25,140 at the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake. 733 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,475 Hang up. 734 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:28,977 You know what we're gonna do? 735 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,687 We're walking back. 736 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,481 We're walking back to that office 737 00:36:32,564 --> 00:36:35,984 and we're going to reclaim our gift basket. 738 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:39,071 Yes. We're going to take what's rightfully ours. 739 00:36:39,154 --> 00:36:41,364 We're gonna take a stand, Dwight. 740 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,993 We're gonna take a stand! Take a stand! 741 00:36:45,327 --> 00:36:47,579 So it plays on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know? 742 00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:49,164 Yeah. Definitely. 743 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:51,166 I'd love to do like a color version, 744 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:53,418 just bring a little color to it. I like it a lot. 745 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,504 It's clear and subtle at the same time. 746 00:36:55,587 --> 00:36:58,172 It's really good. You have a real talent for this stuff. 747 00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,801 Thanks. I'd love to talk to you about it more. 748 00:37:00,884 --> 00:37:01,968 That would be great. 749 00:37:02,052 --> 00:37:04,137 Do you want to go out to dinner tonight? 750 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:06,890 Oh, is it... 751 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:08,725 Wear something nice. No. 752 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:09,893 What? 753 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,686 I just... I'm sorry. 754 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:13,229 I just want to have dinner. 755 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,941 I'm dating Jim. 756 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,902 You're kidding. 757 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:23,823 We're together. 758 00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:28,870 That's great. I... That's awesome. 759 00:37:28,954 --> 00:37:30,330 Yeah. Great. 760 00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:36,127 So, let me... Yeah. 761 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,380 Let me look at these. Okay. Great. 762 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:39,882 Cool. Great. 763 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:51,852 I guess he can't get any girl he wants. 764 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:04,072 Did you forget something? What happened to you guys? 765 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:05,574 Give it back. 766 00:38:07,701 --> 00:38:09,327 The gift basket. Give it back. 767 00:38:09,411 --> 00:38:10,453 Oh, what is this? 768 00:38:10,537 --> 00:38:11,704 It's real simple. 769 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:15,709 If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket. 770 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,795 Maybe you should leave. 771 00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:20,046 Yeah. Maybe we should... 772 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:22,257 Maybe we should leave. Come on, let's leave. 773 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:23,425 But before we leave, 774 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:28,009 my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches. 775 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:31,516 Can you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna... Sorry. 776 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,310 My clothes are so wet. 777 00:38:33,393 --> 00:38:34,769 Nice leather. 778 00:38:34,853 --> 00:38:37,313 Oh, my shoes are so muddy. 779 00:38:37,397 --> 00:38:39,982 All right, here you go. Take it back. 780 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,651 It's been opened. Yeah, it was mine. 781 00:38:41,735 --> 00:38:45,155 What's missing? The turtles. 782 00:38:45,447 --> 00:38:46,448 Summer sausage. Where are the turtles? 783 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,492 Where are the turtles? Come on, guys, get out of here. 784 00:38:48,575 --> 00:38:53,075 Where are the turtles? Where are they? 785 00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:54,497 Excuse me, I have an announcement to make. 786 00:38:54,581 --> 00:38:57,500 We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans 787 00:38:57,584 --> 00:39:00,128 and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. 788 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:03,715 Hand over the turtles now! 789 00:39:04,299 --> 00:39:07,218 I ate them, okay? I ate the turtles. They're gone. 790 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,067 We'll bill you. 791 00:39:25,487 --> 00:39:27,405 May I have your attention, please? 792 00:39:27,489 --> 00:39:31,493 This office will not be using any new technology ever. 793 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,662 Starting now. That is not correct. 794 00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:38,166 Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well, guess what? 795 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,210 I just drove my car into a lake. 796 00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:41,461 You did what? 797 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:45,590 I drove my car into a lake. 798 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,678 Why, you may ask, did I do this? 799 00:39:49,761 --> 00:39:51,971 Well, because of a machine. 800 00:39:52,055 --> 00:39:56,555 A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it. 801 00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:01,106 I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology. 802 00:40:01,189 --> 00:40:02,315 And look where it got me. 803 00:40:02,399 --> 00:40:03,400 Into a lake. 804 00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:04,484 Exactly. 805 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,570 Did you get any clients back? 806 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,780 Maybe. Maybe not. 807 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,156 Time will tell. 808 00:40:10,824 --> 00:40:13,576 But I will tell you one thing, those gift baskets 809 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:16,329 never endangered anybody's lives. 810 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:21,834 Game, set, match. 811 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,965 Point. Scott. Game over. 812 00:40:29,217 --> 00:40:30,468 End of game. 813 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,399 Everyone always wants new things. 814 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:48,862 Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. 815 00:40:49,404 --> 00:40:52,156 People will never be replaced by machines. 816 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:56,535 In the end, life and business are about human connections. 817 00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:01,916 And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. 818 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,961 And to me the choice is easy. 819 00:41:08,298 --> 00:41:12,798 I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise, but I did. 820 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:17,349 And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now, 821 00:41:17,432 --> 00:41:19,642 they wouldn't be giving me a noogie. 822 00:41:20,852 --> 00:41:22,186 It was $200.