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Tonight the Scranton
Business Park is having Casino Night

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and we are converting
our warehouse

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into a full-blown
gambling hall.

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And I know it's illegal
in Pennsylvania,

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but it's for charity.

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And I consider myself
a great philanderer.

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It's just... It's nice to
know, at the end of the day,

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I can look in the mirror
and say,

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"Michael, because of you,
some little kid in the Congo

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"has a belly full of rice
this evening."

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Makes you feel good.

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Excuse me. How long is
the wait for a table for two?

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I would never,
ever serve you.

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Not in a million,
billion years.

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It's a nice tux.

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I know. It belonged
to my grandfather.

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He was buried in it,
so family heirloom.

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So, what's the deal? We
gotta pay for our own drinks?

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That's lame.
Come on, it'll be fun,

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and besides,
I'm a roulette expert.

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Impossible. Roulette
is not a game of skill,

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it is a game of chance.

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I can always kind of
win at roulette.

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Oh, really?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Yeah.
How would you do that?

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Mind control.

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You can't be serious.

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Are you serious?

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Ever since I was a little kid,
like, eight or nine,

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I could sort of
control things with my mind.

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I don't believe you. Continue.

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It was just little things,
you know,

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like I could make
something shake

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or I could make a marble
fall off the counter.

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You know, just little things.

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That's ridiculous.
You know what?

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Uh...

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Why don't you move
that coat rack?

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Excuse me, everyone!

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Attention
in the office, please.

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Jim is about to prove
his telekinetic powers

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and he needs absolute silence.

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Go ahead.

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Okay, I'll try.

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Oh, my God.

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I try not to think of it
as lagging behind.

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It's more of a David-and-Goliath
thing. - Yeah, but...

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Well, the fact
of the matter is

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that your branch
is currently number four

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of the five branches
that I oversee.

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Top 80%!

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Michael?
Yeah?

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You know that I'm
very serious here.

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Jan, listen, I promise that I
will kick it up a notch. Bam!

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What?

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Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you,

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not that I have you
or have ever had you,

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but we're having
our Casino Night tonight

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and I think everyone would love
to see their fearless leader here.

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I thought that you were
their fearless leader.

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I am, but you are the Eva
Perón to my Cesar Chavez.

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I think you can handle it.

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Oh, come on. Come on.
I think so, Michael...

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You know, it'd be fun.

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I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.

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Goodbye, Michael.

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Jan and I understand
each other.

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The romance thing is sort
of on hold for the time being,

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but we've remained
good friends.

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Good friends
with privileges.

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Not now, some day.

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Okay, everybody.

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Tonight's event is to benefit
the Boy Scouts of America.

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Again. We do that every year.

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Well, they need our money.

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They don't have cookies
like the Girl Scouts.

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It'd be nice to do something for
people who are actually suffering.

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Well, Oscar,
if you don't like it,

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then you should
concentrate on winning.

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Because the person at the end of
the evening with the highest chip count

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will receive $500 to donate
to the charity of their choice.

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And they will get
a mini-fridge,

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compliments
of Vance Refrigeration.

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Yes.
So,

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get your charities in to Pam.

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I, for example,
am playing for Comic Relief.

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That doesn't exist anymore.

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Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.

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No, they stopped
making that show.

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Well, then, they need
our money more than ever.

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You have to pick an approved,
non-profit organization.

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There's a great soup kitchen
in downtown Scranton.

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Delicious pea soup
on Thursdays.

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I'll probably
give the money to them.

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Something with animals.

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Or people.

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Kobe Bryant has a foundation,
and he is so hot.

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And he gave his wife
the biggest diamond ring.

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I know he didn't do it.

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Maybe he did it.

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We are giving money
that has been gambled.

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Why don't we just deal drugs
or prostitute ourselves,

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and donate that money
to charity?

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Oh, and another fun thing.

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We, at the end of the night,

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are going to give the check

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to an actual group
of Boy Scouts.

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Right, Toby? We're gonna...

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Actually, I didn't think it was
appropriate to invite children

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since it's... You know,
there's gambling and alcohol,

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and it's in
our dangerous warehouse

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and it's a school night...

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And, you know, Hooters is
catering. You know, is that enough?

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Should I keep going?

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Why are you
the way that you are?

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Honestly, every time I try to
do something fun or exciting,

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you make it not that way.

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I hate

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so much about the things
that you choose to be.

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Okay, you know what?

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I will not donate my winnings
to Comic Relief,

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since apparently
it doesn't exist.

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I am going to donate
to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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I think you mean
the aid to Afghanistan.

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No, I mean
Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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Afghani.

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What?
Afghani.

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That's a dog.
No, that's Afghan.

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That's a shawl.

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Wait, canine AIDS?
No.

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Humans with AIDS.
Who has AIDS?

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Guys, the Afghanistananies.

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Okay, you know what? No. No.

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AIDS is not funny.

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Believe me, I have tried.

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There are certain topics that
are off-limits to comedians,

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JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust.

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The Lincoln Assassination
just recently became funny.

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I need to see this play

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like I need
a hole in the head.

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And I hope to someday
live in a world

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where a person could tell
a hilarious AIDS joke.

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It's one of my dreams.

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What are you doing?
Oh, nothing.

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"Till Death Do Us Rock."

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They're wedding bands.
Oh.

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Roy was supposed to
pick the band,

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but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.

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Wait, wait, where you going?

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I mean, even if you
don't hire a band,

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you still have to
watch the bands.

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Pam, these are people who have
never given up on their dreams.

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I have great respect for that.

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And, yes, they're all
probably very bad

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and that will make me feel
better about not having dreams.

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There's a KISS
cover band in here.

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Let's do it.

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I'm pretty happy these days.

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I'm getting married soon and I'm
getting along with everybody at work.

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Why did I talk to Jan
about transferring?

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Well, you know.

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I have no future here.

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I have already
put down the deposit.

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Do you understand
how a deposit works?

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Mike, I am not having
fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.

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It's Casino Night
like Las Vegas.

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There are fire-eaters
all over the place.

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Except my warehouse.

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Well, actually,
it's my warehouse.

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Actually, it's owned
by Beakman Properties,

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and Dunder Mifflin is four
years into a seven-year lease.

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Why are you here?

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When Darryl was coming, you said
you wanted me here for protection.

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Not.

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I said, not that.

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We just have a lot of stuff
down there that could be stolen.

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That's ironic.
What?

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That you are afraid.

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Why? 'Cause I'm
from the hood?

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Dinkin flicka.

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Dinkin flicka.

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I taught Mike some phrases

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to help with his interracial
conversations.

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You know, stuff like,
"Fleece it out."

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"Going mach five."
"Dinkin flicka."

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You know, things
us Negroes say.

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Give me some.

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Oh, yeah, I taught him
a handshake, too.

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Wow.

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I don't know how
you're gonna decide.

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They are all extremely good.

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I think I should
hire them all.

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Do like Lollapalooza.
Yes.

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Have three stages, yeah.

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Your mom would love that.

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She would.

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Oh, this band Is called
Scrantonicity. Oh.

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Let's take a look.

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Nice.
Oh, wait.

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That's Kevin.

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On the drums.
What?

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On the drums! On the drums!

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Oh, my God, that's Kevin!

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Great song, Kev.

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Oh, my God, he's the
drummer and the singer.

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We really don't do
a lot of weddings.

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We actually don't play
in public very often.

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We are all really hoping
that Pam's wedding works out.

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This could be
a turning point for the band.

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Wow. Oh!
Oh, my...

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Yeah, you haven't
seen that since 1983.

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That is amazing.

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Okay, we have to sign him.

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I'm gonna call the label,
we're gonna... No! No!

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No, Pam, you're gonna
loose him to another wedding.

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No, come back! No, no, no!

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Kev!

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Jim is great.

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Being with him just takes away all
the stress of planning my wedding.

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Yes?
Michael, Carol Stills for you.

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Who?
Carol Stills.

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Do I know a Carol Stills?
Your realtor.

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Oh, yeah, put her through.

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Hey, Carol, how goes the
real estate biz? Is it real good?

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It's still me.

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Sometimes I don't put
Michael through

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until he's already
said something.

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I look at it as
a practice run for him.

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He usually does better
on the second attempt.

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Carol, you're on with Michael.

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Hello, Michael?
Hi, Carol. How you doing?

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I'm great. I just needed one last
signature for your mortgage insurance.

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Oh, hey, no problemo.

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Incidentally,
I love the place.

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Oh, great.
Great.

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It has a little bit
of a weird smell. It's okay.

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At Christmas, the tree helped.

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Oh, good, I'm glad.

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Can I drop it over later?

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Actually, I'm sort of hosting
this charity thing

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in our warehouse,
Casino Night.

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Oh, great.
Yeah, it'll be good.

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You know what?
Why don't you come by?

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Bring the papers,
I'll sign them

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and then you can stay
and have a drink.

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To the casino thing?
Yeah.

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It'll be fun. What do you...

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What do you...
What?

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Could you hold on?

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Yes? PAM: Michael,
Jan's on line two.

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Okay, put her through.

253
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:05,598
Jan Levinson, I presume?

254
00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:07,475
It's still me.

255
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,270
Jan, here's Michael.

256
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,147
Michael?
Hey, Jan. How you doing?

257
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,983
You know, I...
I thought about it

258
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,069
and you are right.

259
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:19,612
I am?
I could use a little fun.

260
00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:22,532
So, I am going to drive up
for your Casino Night.

261
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,409
Oh, okay.

262
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,787
Incidentally, what
is the charity? AIDS.

263
00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:32,166
Okay, then.
I will see you tonight.

264
00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:34,210
Okay, sounds great.

265
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,046
Bye-bye.
Bye.

266
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:40,217
Hello, Carol?
Hi, sorry about that.

267
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,218
I just...
No problemo.

268
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:43,970
Right.

269
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,973
To answer your question.
Yeah?

270
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,099
Yes.

271
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:50,059
What?
I'd love to go.

272
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,228
Okay.

273
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:53,313
I have to get a sitter, but
that shouldn't be a problem.

274
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,648
Problem. Good.

275
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:57,567
And I'll bring the papers,
too. Good. All right.

276
00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:00,320
Sounds great.
I'll see you tonight.

277
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,696
Bye.
Bye.

278
00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:09,162
Two queens on Casino Night.

279
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,166
I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.

280
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,385
Oh, my God!
Yeah!

281
00:13:26,888 --> 00:13:27,972
That's great.

282
00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:29,140
Hey, hey.
Hi.

283
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,225
Hey, Carol.
Hi.

284
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,936
You look great. Thanks.
Thank you for inviting me.

285
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,522
It looks so great in here.
Oh, well... Kiss.

286
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,236
That's how we do it
in the paper biz.

287
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,947
It's European and... Yes?

288
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,365
Dwight.

289
00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,328
Code name Re/Max is here.

290
00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:52,997
No sign of Lan Jevinson.

291
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:57,168
I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back. Two dates.

292
00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:59,629
He's got two dates tonight.

293
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,925
My job is to keep Jan away
from Carol and vice versa.

294
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,970
Michael said,
"We must deceive them,

295
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:11,554
"so as not to hurt them, and
in that way, we honor them."

296
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,645
Can I get you a drink?

297
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,939
The food is from Hooters.

298
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,858
Drink would be good.
Okay.

299
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,113
Oh, I steal things
all the time.

300
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,907
It's just something I do.

301
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,825
I stopped caring
a long time ago.

302
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,660
You should see
how many supplies

303
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,370
I've taken from this place.

304
00:14:32,704 --> 00:14:35,164
Honestly, I love
stealing things.

305
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,042
I'm gonna get a drink.
Do you need anything?

306
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:40,044
No, I'm fine. Thanks,
sweetheart. Okay.

307
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,884
Billy, your nurse is hot.

308
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,969
That's my girlfriend.

309
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,722
Your nurse became
your girlfriend? Sweet.

310
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,518
She was never my nurse. I met
her at Chili's. She was my waitress.

311
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,604
Chili's is great.

312
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:11,075
And welcome to Monte Carlo!

313
00:15:12,035 --> 00:15:13,244
Dwight.

314
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,622
I am no longer your boss.

315
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,501
Lady Fortune is your boss.

316
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,085
Will Lady Fortune
give me a raise?

317
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,545
Shut it, shut it, shut it.

318
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,839
Will Lady Fortune
be your mistress?

319
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:28,968
Only time will tell,
my friends.

320
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,719
Leave all your preconceived
notions about casinos at the door.

321
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,727
Old friends, new lovers,

322
00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:42,273
and the disabled,
welcome, all.

323
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,276
Great, okay.

324
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:47,612
Shuffle up and deal.
Let's get it started.

325
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,239
Black-Eyed Crows.

326
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,242
Okay, the game is
No-Limit Texas Hold'em.

327
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,035
Good luck, everybody.

328
00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,541
That's at least
four red chips to you, sir.

329
00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:06,547
All-in.

330
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,927
Bluffing is a key part of
poker, which is too bad,

331
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,722
because I'm not
very good at bluffing.

332
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,932
Did you believe me?

333
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,227
I'll call.

334
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,563
What are...

335
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,774
That's insane.
I have good cards.

336
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:27,818
Well, Toby, I went all-in
on the first hand,

337
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,405
so doesn't that tell you that I
might have good cards, too?

338
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,574
So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.

339
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:35,576
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's
gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever.

340
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,036
Flip them.

341
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:43,667
You really screwed that up.

342
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,671
Wow.

343
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,257
I don't really play cards,
but I'm not gonna lie to you.

344
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,469
It felt really good
to take money from Michael.

345
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,430
Gonna chase that feeling.

346
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,849
He asked the man a question.

347
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,852
I expect to do
very well tonight.

348
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,647
I have an acute ability
to read people.

349
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,482
Jim, for instance,
has a huge tell.

350
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:09,860
When he gets a good hand,
he coughs.

351
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,740
I will raise.

352
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,831
Thanks.

353
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,919
It's the weirdest thing.
Every time I cough, he folds.

354
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:30,047
Wow, bad luck.
Yeah, whatever.

355
00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:32,550
Hey, you know what?
If luck weren't involved,

356
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,136
I would always be winning.

357
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,597
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

358
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:39,474
Michael?

359
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,850
Jan.
Hi.

360
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,770
Look, okay, I think
we're all adults here,

361
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,480
and it has always been
my understanding

362
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,567
that we have
an open relationship.

363
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,943
What are you... Just...

364
00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:51,402
Wait, what're you
talking about?

365
00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:53,404
What does that mean?

366
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:57,033
After you said you weren't
coming, I invited Carol to come

367
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,702
and I don't think
that I did anything wrong.

368
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,705
No.

369
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,790
No, you didn't.
Hi, I'm Jan.

370
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:05,666
- I'm Michael's boss.
- Hi, hi.

371
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,795
Does anyone want a drink?
No, I'm good.

372
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,005
Okay.

373
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:15,802
Um...

374
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,846
Hey, hey.
Hey. What...

375
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,224
Jan's here.

376
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,771
- Give me the dice.
- Come on, Dwight.

377
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,439
- Let's go.
- It's all on you, baby.

378
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:29,524
Let's go.

379
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,651
Good evening, Dwight.
What is this?

380
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,862
Evening, Angela.
This is craps.

381
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,947
I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.

382
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,323
Yes.
Then roll an eight.

383
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,449
All right.

384
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,411
Thank you, Angela.
Good luck, Dwight.

385
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,164
Yeah! Yeah!

386
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,626
That's good stuff.

387
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:51,379
Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.

388
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,214
Let's go. OSCAR:
Let it ride. Let it all ride.

389
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,424
Give me the dice!

390
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:04,225
Yeah, right.

391
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,477
"Yeah, right," what?
What was this?

392
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,648
I have good cards.
Really?

393
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,151
And I'm gonna
take you all-in. Wow.

394
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,530
I think you're bluffing.

395
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:30,209
Yeah, I think
she's full of it.

396
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,048
Straight.
Oh.

397
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,675
- Three nines.
- Pam.

398
00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:40,552
Jim Halpert,
ladies and gentlemen.

399
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,972
Thank you very much.
It was fun.

400
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,183
Cosmopolitan, please.

401
00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:48,978
Can I get a red wine?

402
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,191
So, two hours?
That's a long drive.

403
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,901
Well, it's part of the job,
you know?

404
00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:58,153
Keep an eye on things. So...

405
00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:00,156
Why not?

406
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,998
So, how long have you
and Michael been...

407
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:14,166
Oh, well, actually, I guess
this would be our first date.

408
00:20:15,922 --> 00:20:17,924
I guess. Casino Night
in the warehouse.

409
00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:19,383
Good sport.

410
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,428
Well, I'm having a
nice time. Oh, me, too.

411
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,555
Me, too.

412
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,481
One beer
and one Seven and Seven

413
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,649
with eight
maraschino cherries,

414
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,277
sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.

415
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,364
So, that's still going
on, huh? You and Kelly?

416
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,744
All right! The point
is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!

417
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,121
Come on, shooter!
Four!

418
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,790
Shooter!
Blow.

419
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:53,126
Blow for luck! Yeah!
Shooter!

420
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,212
Also, you.
Not playing favorites.

421
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,047
All right, here we go!

422
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,632
All right.
Yeah!

423
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,718
Five.
So close.

424
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:03,010
Well...
So close.

425
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:04,095
Come on.

426
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,097
So, where you staying?
Radisson?

427
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,432
What?
Super 87

428
00:21:07,515 --> 00:21:09,308
No, I...
Motel 6? Best Western?

429
00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:11,519
I didn't... I don't know...
Holiday Inn?

430
00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,354
The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre?

431
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,940
You staying with Michael?
All right!

432
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:25,404
I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit
Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament

433
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,495
at the World Series
of Poker in Vegas.

434
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,204
So, yeah...

435
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,706
I'm pretty good at poker.

436
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,711
All-in.

437
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,254
Okay, let's do it.

438
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,964
Good luck, honey.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.

439
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,884
But it doesn't matter,
it's just fun to play.

440
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,344
Three queens.
Nice, very nice.

441
00:21:45,428 --> 00:21:47,596
I have an ace.
No, that's a flush.

442
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,847
Oh, man!

443
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,142
Oh, I have a flush!
Yes!

444
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,603
Look, I won. Look,
I have all the clovers.

445
00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:55,020
You wanna play again?

446
00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:56,647
I suck.

447
00:21:59,108 --> 00:22:00,984
She took you down, huh?

448
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,446
I do not want
to talk about it.

449
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,407
Hey, I saw your tape.

450
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,368
Your band, Scrantonicity?
You guys rock.

451
00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:10,453
Yeah?

452
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,164
Yeah, you guys
wanna play our wedding?

453
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:16,834
Awesome. Did Pam
say it was okay?

454
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,796
Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.

455
00:22:19,879 --> 00:22:22,423
Dude, you will not be sorry.

456
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:24,341
Sweet.

457
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,552
All right.
All right.

458
00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:37,730
Smoke?
No, thanks.

459
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,233
You having fun?

460
00:22:42,485 --> 00:22:44,445
Fabulous time.

461
00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:50,618
I drove two and half hours
to get here.

462
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:54,830
Yeah, we all really... Left
work early, drove down here.

463
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:57,666
And I am completely
underdressed.

464
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,503
Well, I think
you look great.

465
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:04,631
Why did I hook up
with Michael?

466
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,137
Yeah, why did you?

467
00:23:09,762 --> 00:23:12,055
It was very late, Jim. Very...

468
00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:14,641
Very late and...

469
00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:18,896
Have you given any more
thought to the transfer?

470
00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,648
Oh, yeah.

471
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,816
Good.

472
00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:25,903
Have you told anyone?

473
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,198
No.
Well, you should.

474
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,958
Excuse me.

475
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,459
Big moment.

476
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:43,170
The evening's chip leader

477
00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:47,049
and winner of this beautiful
mini-refrigerator

478
00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:49,844
courtesy of
Vance Refrigeration,

479
00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,596
Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin.

480
00:23:57,852 --> 00:24:00,437
Thanks. I never
owned a refrigerator.

481
00:24:05,568 --> 00:24:07,486
Sorry, babe. I am just beat.

482
00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:08,571
It's okay.

483
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,239
I'll see you at home.
Okay.

484
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,283
Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right?

485
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,786
Okay. If you still
want a honeymoon.

486
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,955
Hey, Halpert.

487
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:20,708
Keep an eye on her,
all right? Okay, will do.

488
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,376
See you.
Bye!

489
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,631
Hey.
Hey, how's it going?

490
00:24:26,714 --> 00:24:30,134
Good, especially after I
took all your money in poker.

491
00:24:30,301 --> 00:24:31,468
Yeah.

492
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:36,306
Hey, can I talk to you
about something?

493
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,142
About when you want to
give me more of your money?

494
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,435
No, I...
Did you wanna do that now?

495
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,020
We can go inside.

496
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,064
I'm feeling
kind of good tonight.

497
00:24:43,147 --> 00:24:44,606
I was just...

498
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,196
I'm in love with you.

499
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:51,697
What?

500
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,576
I'm really sorry if that's
weird for you to hear,

501
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,412
but I needed you
to hear it.

502
00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:04,209
Probably not good timing,
I know that. I just...

503
00:25:04,293 --> 00:25:06,003
What are you doing?

504
00:25:09,173 --> 00:25:11,800
What do you expect me
to say to that?

505
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,471
I just needed you to know.

506
00:25:16,597 --> 00:25:17,764
Once.

507
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:21,602
Well, I...

508
00:25:23,229 --> 00:25:24,313
I...

509
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:28,818
I can't.

510
00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:30,277
Yeah.

511
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:34,865
You have no idea...
Don't do that.

512
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,535
...what your friendship
means to me.

513
00:25:37,618 --> 00:25:40,037
Come on. I don't
wanna do that.

514
00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:42,497
I wanna be more than that.

515
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,709
I can't.

516
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,505
I'm really sorry

517
00:25:50,798 --> 00:25:53,050
if you misinterpreted things.

518
00:25:55,803 --> 00:25:57,763
It's probably my fault.

519
00:25:59,348 --> 00:26:01,141
Not your fault.

520
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:04,770
I'm sorry I misinterpreted
our friendship.

521
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,197
Hey.

522
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,074
I'm leaving.
Hey, okay.

523
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,451
So, I just wanted to congratulate
you on a fantastic evening.

524
00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:20,994
You did the company proud.
Thank you.

525
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,539
And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.

526
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,124
So, thanks.
Okay. Thanks for coming.

527
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,250
Nice to meet you.
You, too.

528
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,502
And you guys have a
good time together. Okay.

529
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:29,962
Talk to you Monday.
Yeah.

530
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,630
Goodbye.
Good night.

531
00:26:33,132 --> 00:26:34,466
She's a good boss.

532
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:37,219
She seems really nice.
Oh, she's great.

533
00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:39,221
Love triangle. Drama.

534
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,474
All worked out
in the end, though.

535
00:26:41,682 --> 00:26:43,517
The hero got the girl.

536
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,769
Who saw that coming? I did.

537
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,813
And Jan was really
happy for me.

538
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,815
So, actually,
the hero got two girls.

539
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,317
He got the girl
that he works with

540
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,528
and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.

541
00:26:55,947 --> 00:27:00,159
So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.

542
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,536
Life is good.

543
00:27:04,872 --> 00:27:06,707
About 10 minutes ago.

544
00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:10,502
No, I didn't know what to say.

545
00:27:11,337 --> 00:27:12,755
Yes, I know.

546
00:27:15,466 --> 00:27:18,135
I don't know, Mom,
he's my best friend.

547
00:27:20,346 --> 00:27:22,014
Yeah, he's great.

548
00:27:24,725 --> 00:27:26,476
Yeah, I think I am.

549
00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:30,355
I have to go. I will.

550
00:27:33,025 --> 00:27:34,526
Listen, Jim...