1 00:00:02,368 --> 00:00:04,666 Oh, yeah! I've got a big box, yes I do! 2 00:00:04,737 --> 00:00:06,534 I've got a big box, how about you? 3 00:00:06,605 --> 00:00:09,870 I've got a big box, yes I do, I've got a big box, how about you? 4 00:00:09,942 --> 00:00:11,239 I think you don't know what you're saying. 5 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:16,179 It is "from Sah-bray," our new owner, and it is "to Sah-bray." Us! 6 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:19,373 I wonder what's inside. Scissor me. 7 00:00:24,556 --> 00:00:26,490 Dunder Mifflin was recently bought 8 00:00:26,558 --> 00:00:29,550 by an electronics company named Sah-bray. 9 00:00:29,628 --> 00:00:33,462 They stepped in at the eleventh hour and they saved our asses. 10 00:00:34,066 --> 00:00:36,830 Although David Wallace said that we were the one branch 11 00:00:36,902 --> 00:00:38,699 that was actually working right, 12 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:41,069 so we probably could've saved our own asses. 13 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,165 We didn't need them touching our asses. 14 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:46,776 Wow! 15 00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:48,240 Awesome. 16 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:51,344 For Accounting, a brand new printer, 17 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:56,911 and for the sales staff, a new fax machine. 18 00:00:57,423 --> 00:01:00,153 This cord has Creed written all over it. 19 00:01:00,426 --> 00:01:05,523 And whoever would like a brand new scanner 20 00:01:05,764 --> 00:01:08,130 can come visit it in my office. Thank you. 21 00:01:08,267 --> 00:01:09,632 Here we go. 22 00:01:13,338 --> 00:01:14,999 Cool. What next? 23 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:16,666 Guys, um, who's Gabe? 24 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:18,733 This note says to put the box aside 25 00:01:18,811 --> 00:01:21,837 for a Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow. 26 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:27,446 Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. 27 00:01:27,953 --> 00:01:29,818 Due to circumstances beyond my control... 28 00:01:29,888 --> 00:01:31,378 Impulsivity and inattention to detail... 29 00:01:31,457 --> 00:01:33,220 Hey, hey. 30 00:01:33,525 --> 00:01:36,187 I have opened a box which should not have been opened... 31 00:01:36,261 --> 00:01:38,126 Terrible mistake. ...and distributed things 32 00:01:38,197 --> 00:01:39,494 which should not have been distributed. 33 00:01:39,565 --> 00:01:40,623 Un-distributable. 34 00:01:40,699 --> 00:01:43,031 Well, maybe we can put the box back together. 35 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:44,933 Impossible. He opened it like an ape. 36 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:46,894 I think we can do it. 37 00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:50,873 Yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:52,978 --> 00:01:56,311 Did we try printer first, shredder at an angle? 39 00:01:56,381 --> 00:01:58,315 Yeah. Fax cable, then the scanner upside-down? 40 00:01:58,383 --> 00:01:59,372 Yes. 41 00:01:59,451 --> 00:02:01,510 Have you tried making everything smaller? 42 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:05,950 And... 43 00:02:07,659 --> 00:02:10,184 Wow! Really nice job! 44 00:02:10,262 --> 00:02:13,527 This group of people, when they put their minds together, 45 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:16,124 they can do something great. 46 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:19,398 And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves. 47 00:02:21,373 --> 00:02:22,772 Oh, Michael! 48 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:25,674 All right, relax. We can do it. We just did it. 49 00:02:25,744 --> 00:02:28,508 So, we can do this again. Erin, scissor me, please? 50 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:29,569 No, don't! 51 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:31,115 Thank you. Oh! Got it. Okay. 52 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:57,231 All right, he's on his way up. Okay, we ready? 53 00:02:57,676 --> 00:02:59,143 What do you want us to do? 54 00:02:59,211 --> 00:03:00,610 Why do I have to explain everything? 55 00:03:00,679 --> 00:03:02,738 Because we're usually not on the same page. 56 00:03:09,054 --> 00:03:11,352 Oh. Okay. 57 00:03:12,658 --> 00:03:14,023 And to you. 58 00:03:14,993 --> 00:03:17,484 Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along. 59 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:19,659 I had a very good thing going with David Wallace. 60 00:03:19,731 --> 00:03:22,427 He was a good guy. He was somebody I could trust. 61 00:03:22,501 --> 00:03:24,264 There he is. You can really see 62 00:03:24,336 --> 00:03:26,930 that he is okay taking a picture with me, 63 00:03:27,372 --> 00:03:30,535 even though I was there for disciplinary reasons. 64 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:34,444 Welcome. Scranton hotdog from Scranton? 65 00:03:34,513 --> 00:03:36,481 You know what, Dwight? Let's give him a minute to settle in. 66 00:03:36,548 --> 00:03:38,140 Shall we? Okay. 67 00:03:38,617 --> 00:03:41,484 Hi. My name is Gabe Lewis. 68 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:43,987 I am Coordinating Director for Emerging Regions. 69 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:47,389 Hello, Gabe. I am Michael Scott, co-manager. 70 00:03:47,459 --> 00:03:49,950 This is my protégé, Jim Halpert. 71 00:03:50,929 --> 00:03:51,953 Co-manager, actually. 72 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,019 In training. 73 00:03:53,098 --> 00:03:55,566 Trained. Loving it. Good at it, so... 74 00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:58,102 We are very impressed with this branch, 75 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,570 and we are so excited about this merger. 76 00:04:00,739 --> 00:04:02,866 We're very excited, too, aren't we, guys? 77 00:04:02,941 --> 00:04:04,499 Right? - So excited. 78 00:04:04,576 --> 00:04:07,409 We have a little song prepared for you. 79 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:09,804 Actually, if you don't mind, 80 00:04:09,881 --> 00:04:12,213 I would love to put this on the Sabre website. 81 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:13,444 Sabre. 82 00:04:14,486 --> 00:04:15,646 Sabre. Sabre. It's Sabre. 83 00:04:15,721 --> 00:04:17,484 It's Sabre. Oh. Of course. 84 00:04:17,556 --> 00:04:18,545 Sabre. 85 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:19,955 Good. Take it away, guys. 86 00:04:20,659 --> 00:04:21,751 Okay. 87 00:04:27,933 --> 00:04:30,026 Hopped off the train in Scranton, PA 88 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:32,536 Another cloudy gray afternoon 89 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,803 Jumped in the cab Here you are for the first time 90 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:38,365 Look to the right And you see the Electric City sign 91 00:04:38,443 --> 00:04:42,777 This is gonna be a good day For Dunder Mifflin and Sah-bray 92 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,779 Sabre. It's Sabre. 93 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:49,877 Dunder Mifflin and Sabre 94 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:55,188 So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sah-bray 95 00:04:55,694 --> 00:05:00,495 So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre 96 00:05:00,565 --> 00:05:02,260 Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre 97 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,729 You sure it's Sabre? 98 00:05:05,504 --> 00:05:07,096 Hey. Thank you. 99 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:10,366 Hey, we should be fine if we leave around 11:20. 100 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:14,640 Oh, you MapQuested it. It's four blocks away. 101 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:15,839 Well, now we won't get lost. 102 00:05:16,748 --> 00:05:19,740 Or we could drive, and that takes one minute. 103 00:05:21,186 --> 00:05:23,313 We found a great local daycare. 104 00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:26,380 It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites, 105 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,619 but that means it's also really hard to get into. 106 00:05:28,694 --> 00:05:31,891 Turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their children. 107 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:32,987 That's weird. 108 00:05:33,065 --> 00:05:35,590 We're hoping our interview seals the deal. 109 00:05:35,734 --> 00:05:38,259 But if not, there's always the Army. 110 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,805 The infantry. 111 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:44,568 Okay. Okay. Yeah. 112 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:49,839 So you've just been bought by Sabre. 113 00:05:49,915 --> 00:05:51,883 You've probably got a lot of questions. 114 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:55,647 Hi, I'm Christian Slater. What's it like to work for Sabre? 115 00:05:56,455 --> 00:05:58,423 Let's find out together. 116 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,888 Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge 117 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:03,484 of the road that rises to meet you. 118 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:11,025 Sabre is respecting the past, but opening the window to the future. 119 00:06:13,004 --> 00:06:17,839 Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will. 120 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:24,907 You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. Welcome. 121 00:06:24,983 --> 00:06:28,180 We're very excited to go on this journey with you. 122 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:31,750 So, you've been shown a nonsensical video. 123 00:06:31,823 --> 00:06:35,315 You're probably wondering, "What's going on?" Well, you're not alone. 124 00:06:36,695 --> 00:06:39,129 Wow. Really terrific. 125 00:06:39,898 --> 00:06:42,298 Most of our business comes from selling printers, 126 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:45,302 so don't think of yourselves as paper salesmen anymore, 127 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,861 but as printer salesmen who also sell paper. 128 00:06:48,607 --> 00:06:49,665 Perfect. 129 00:06:49,841 --> 00:06:51,809 No. Don't like that. 130 00:06:52,277 --> 00:06:55,769 At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. 131 00:06:56,114 --> 00:06:58,446 You should always feel free to express your thoughts... 132 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:01,247 Talk about vacation days! 133 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:03,445 We have a policy here at Sabre 134 00:07:03,522 --> 00:07:05,649 where we are allowed to take two weeks. 135 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:08,124 But I banked six weeks. 136 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:10,058 I already booked a Great Lakes cruise. 137 00:07:10,128 --> 00:07:11,925 Hey, who the hell's going through our stuff? 138 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:15,023 Actually, that's Nick. He's your new IT guy. 139 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:17,057 He's setting up a site blocker, 140 00:07:17,135 --> 00:07:19,262 mostly blocking the inappropriate sites, 141 00:07:19,337 --> 00:07:22,773 and then there are the time-wasting sites like Twitter, YouTube. 142 00:07:22,841 --> 00:07:24,399 We are blocking those as well. 143 00:07:25,076 --> 00:07:26,839 No. Don't like that. 144 00:07:27,045 --> 00:07:29,138 Okay, did everyone get one? 145 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:33,544 With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, 146 00:07:33,618 --> 00:07:36,644 which are the scourge of the environment. 147 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,856 We will still get to use the little cups, though, right? 148 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:42,018 Little cups? Like paper or plastic? 149 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:43,424 I don't know what they're made of. 150 00:07:43,495 --> 00:07:46,589 They're two-ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. He goes through 20 a day. 151 00:07:46,665 --> 00:07:48,326 Okay. Well, I bet you could fit 152 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,368 20 little cups of water in your aluminum bottle. 153 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:52,198 You know what can't fit in a bottle 154 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:54,204 are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, 155 00:07:54,272 --> 00:07:56,172 and the 20 little scans I do of everybody 156 00:07:56,241 --> 00:07:57,708 to make sure everything's running smoothly, 157 00:07:57,776 --> 00:08:00,802 and the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley. 158 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:01,937 That's okay. 159 00:08:02,013 --> 00:08:04,243 There is a small part of me that is actually 160 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:06,876 very excited about this new company. 161 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:12,882 But 70% of me is water, and the other part, the real part, 162 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:15,290 the part that has feelings and emotions 163 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,828 and thoughts and makes decisions, 164 00:08:18,296 --> 00:08:20,560 and, if I can be crass, makes babies, 165 00:08:20,632 --> 00:08:25,695 that part thinks that all of these changes suck... 166 00:08:31,343 --> 00:08:32,537 Really? 167 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:36,676 You don't have enough water in there? Your stomach? 168 00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:42,618 What? 169 00:08:42,687 --> 00:08:43,847 Looks like we kicked it. 170 00:08:44,289 --> 00:08:47,725 I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. 171 00:08:48,226 --> 00:08:52,219 Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate. 172 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,191 I don't want to appear ungrateful 173 00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:57,895 for everything Sabre is doing for us. 174 00:08:57,969 --> 00:09:00,437 I don't get that sense at all from you, so... 175 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:01,767 Well, you should have a little, 176 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,569 but it's great that you don't, 177 00:09:03,642 --> 00:09:07,942 because I am trying to embrace all of these changes. 178 00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:10,675 But I'm... I'll be honest, I'm having trouble 179 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:12,239 wrapping my head around a couple of them. 180 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:13,614 Which ones? 181 00:09:13,685 --> 00:09:15,050 All of them. 182 00:09:15,587 --> 00:09:17,851 Well, I wish that I could do something, 183 00:09:17,923 --> 00:09:20,118 but it's kind of policy, you know? 184 00:09:20,191 --> 00:09:21,351 Above my pay grade. 185 00:09:22,928 --> 00:09:25,328 So, maybe we should call. We should call someone. 186 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:29,333 I could help. I'm good with bosses. Call one of the higher ups? 187 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:31,959 You know what? Let me see what I can do. 188 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:40,301 Okay, this is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. 189 00:09:40,812 --> 00:09:43,906 Cubbies! I totally forgot about cubbies. 190 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:47,542 There's a finger-painting station and a curly slide. 191 00:09:47,619 --> 00:09:49,587 Am I too old to go here? 192 00:09:55,393 --> 00:09:56,451 Oh! 193 00:09:59,397 --> 00:10:00,989 Adorable, right? 194 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:08,264 I walked in on someone in the bathroom. What? 195 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:09,830 I just walked in on someone in the bathroom. 196 00:10:09,908 --> 00:10:10,932 Who? I don't know. 197 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:12,636 The guy we're meeting with? I don't know. 198 00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:14,679 I don't know, I don't know. 199 00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:17,507 I am telling you, there are no strawberries in here. 200 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:19,049 Well, I saw them in there. 201 00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:22,484 Well, maybe they ran away 'cause the pizza was, like, 202 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:25,389 "Hey, get out of here, you stupid strawberries." 203 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,456 I think when Andy finally asks me out, 204 00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:31,359 he's gonna try to top what he did with the drum line. 205 00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,363 I can't wait to see what he comes up with. 206 00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,797 The ball is totally in Erin's court, 207 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,664 after the whole drum line thing. 208 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:41,667 First let me say, I told them everything that you wanted me to say 209 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,799 in just the way you wanted me to say it, so... 210 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,934 Gabe, honey, I love this, I love the sound of your voice, 211 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:48,707 but I really need some new information now. 212 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:51,681 Okay. I told the story of your uncle, 213 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,809 and I have a feeling that you would've really, 214 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:57,213 really been proud of the way... Okay. 215 00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:00,322 Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? What? 216 00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,950 Is there somebody in the room with you? 217 00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:04,894 I want to see who it is. Turn me around. 218 00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:06,624 I don't. It's just... 219 00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:09,166 Turn me around. Now. 220 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:13,366 Hey, buddy? Was it something I said? 221 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:17,431 Hello. No. My name's Michael Scott. Hello. 222 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:19,841 Well, hello, Mr. Scott, pleased to meet you. 223 00:11:19,911 --> 00:11:23,972 Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. 224 00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:25,878 I think you have a great accent. 225 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:29,750 Thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl. 226 00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:33,052 To what do I owe the pleasure of this video chat? 227 00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:38,226 Well, I am a little concerned about all these changes, to be quite frank. 228 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:42,393 I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin 229 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,832 for quite some time. 230 00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:45,831 Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, 231 00:11:45,904 --> 00:11:47,838 but the last time I saw a company 232 00:11:47,906 --> 00:11:49,806 as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin 233 00:11:49,874 --> 00:11:52,138 was my grandson's snowball company, 234 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,508 so you'll excuse me if I'd prefer 235 00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:56,638 that you all adapt to the way we do things. 236 00:11:57,315 --> 00:12:01,945 Okay. I feel very strongly that you can't just come in here 237 00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:05,982 and change everything that people have been doing forever. 238 00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:12,630 Is Christian Slater back there? Because he knows... 239 00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,262 He'd know what to do. 240 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:19,395 So listen, why don't you tell Gabe 241 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:23,805 if by the end of the day you can't handle the changes? 242 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,436 I've already told him, but I will tell him again, if you think that'll help. 243 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:30,811 I would take until the end of the day if I were you. 244 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,837 Pam and Jim? Hey. I'm Jerry. 245 00:12:58,910 --> 00:12:59,968 Hi, Jerry. 246 00:13:00,044 --> 00:13:01,033 Jerry. 247 00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:02,579 Good to see you. Come on in. 248 00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:05,009 My office is right back here. 249 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,074 This is the playroom. 250 00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:08,642 This is great. 251 00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:10,682 Gotta confess, we came a little early, 252 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,382 so we got a quick look around, but... 253 00:13:12,457 --> 00:13:13,549 So you saw it already. 254 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,320 No. Yes, we saw this, yes. 255 00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:17,258 No, it wasn't like a look around, 256 00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:19,125 we really just had a peek. Quick peek. 257 00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:20,960 Didn't focus on anything in particular. It's lovely. 258 00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:24,868 Gotta take this, sorry. - Do it. 259 00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:25,960 Hi, this is Jerry. 260 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:27,026 Okay, you've gotta pull it together. 261 00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:28,572 We should just go. He's really uncomfortable. 262 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,335 He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird, 263 00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:31,500 so you have to stop acting weird. 264 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,771 What if we just bring it up? We'll just put it out in the open? 265 00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:36,507 That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem. 266 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,208 Sorry about that. Right this way. 267 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:39,580 All right. 268 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:47,519 I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace 269 00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:50,893 about this whole thing going on with Sabre. 270 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:52,623 He will know exactly what to do. 271 00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:55,759 He is not a big fan of me dropping by unannounced, 272 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,734 but then again, who is? 273 00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,768 Hey. Hi. Michael! 274 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,807 Sorry, I hope you're not busy doing something. 275 00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:04,865 No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on in. You sure? 276 00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:06,570 You look great. You look great, too. 277 00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:07,736 You hungry? I'm just having lunch. 278 00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,609 Oh, yeah, that sounds good. 279 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:12,013 Teddy, look who just stopped in. 280 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:13,844 Hey. - Hey. 281 00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:17,445 Hey! Wow. That's very loud. Keep it up, son! 282 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,219 Wow. Oh, yummy! 283 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:26,024 You have got the life, my friend. Yeah. 284 00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:28,497 Can I just stay here and never go back? 285 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,466 Things not going so well over there? 286 00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:32,730 Oh, man! How much time do you have? 287 00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:36,137 I have a doctor's appointment next Thursday. 288 00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:37,533 Yeah? 289 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:43,174 Hey, honey, how's your day going? Did you do anything cool? 290 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:46,512 No, sweetie, I just hung out. 291 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:48,680 'Cause I saw you had shoes on, 292 00:14:48,753 --> 00:14:50,414 so I didn't know if you did anything. 293 00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:53,582 No, just hanging out, hon. You remember Michael? 294 00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,285 Hi. Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood 295 00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:58,761 and thought I'd come by and say... 296 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,730 No problem at all. This is great. 297 00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:02,663 So, what are you guys up to? 298 00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:07,503 I don't know. Maybe... 299 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,802 Actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside. 300 00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:15,242 Maybe... We'll go outside? Go outside. 301 00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,885 There was one thing we were curious about. 302 00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:24,979 Your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day, 303 00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,354 because we might want to change our days around a little bit. 304 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,450 That seems a bit premature, don't you think? 305 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,154 I don't even know if I have a space for you yet, 306 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,595 and you're already lining up your holiday plans. 307 00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:39,069 No, sorry, we're kind of planners, but we're also flexible, too, 308 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,126 so you know what? 309 00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:41,603 Maybe we can just discuss it when the time comes. 310 00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,574 Yeah. If the time comes, we can discuss it. 311 00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:49,135 Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom? 312 00:15:49,213 --> 00:15:50,305 What? 313 00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:55,319 Seriously? You told her? 314 00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:58,321 Did it... It might have come up 315 00:15:58,389 --> 00:15:59,981 while we were waiting for you. 316 00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:01,923 And you thought that might have something 317 00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:03,551 to do with how the meeting is going? 318 00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,255 No, I didn't... Maybe, because it doesn't seem 319 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,264 to be going super well. 320 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,695 You didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well 321 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,759 just because it might not be going super well? 322 00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,730 No, 'cause we're really nice people, 323 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,798 but you don't seem to like us. 324 00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:20,404 I'm being perfectly pleasant. 325 00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:22,176 Did you ever consider that you might not be 326 00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:24,407 as charming as you think you are? 327 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:28,213 This coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet. 328 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:33,649 Why didn't you just lock the door, man? 329 00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:36,626 It doesn't lock for the children's safety. 330 00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,889 Anybody could have walked in. 331 00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:42,192 It was story time. 332 00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:49,833 Sabre is changing everything. Site blockers, they don't let us use cups. 333 00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:51,935 So I started thinking, who could handle this? 334 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,773 Who would know what to do? 335 00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,904 David Wallace would know what to do. 336 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:58,846 What should I do, David Wallace? 337 00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,543 I don't know. What can you do? 338 00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:03,485 Mmm! Exactly. What are you thinking? 339 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:05,845 It's a tough one. 340 00:17:05,923 --> 00:17:07,151 It is a tough one. 341 00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,522 I don't have any ideas for you. 342 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:11,255 Yeah, but one would be good. 343 00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,923 Hey, okay, wait. 344 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,022 Okay. 345 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,226 I want to tell you about a business idea I have. 346 00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,325 Okay. Okay. 347 00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:21,497 You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Right? 348 00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:24,871 So this is a vacuum. It's like a Shop-Vac type of thing. 349 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,646 Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? 350 00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:32,339 Baseball gloves, Hacky Sacks, 351 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:35,818 drumsticks... Picks it up. 352 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,316 So the kid's making the noise to pick it up? 353 00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,912 Yeah. No. 354 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,958 No, no, that's the vacuum noise. 355 00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:42,083 Okay. 356 00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:43,821 You don't like it. 357 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:44,919 No, I think it's... 358 00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:46,258 No, it's okay. 359 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,298 Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research, 360 00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:51,802 he's gonna draw up the prototype, and... 361 00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:55,734 It's like a Shop-Vac. Did I say that? 362 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:56,933 Yep. 363 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,567 It'll be okay. 364 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,114 Hey, any fun weekend plans? 365 00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,673 No. You? 366 00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,219 No, actually. 367 00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:13,848 So, nothing? 368 00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,485 No movies or parties 369 00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:18,552 or anything you might want to invite someone to? 370 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,398 Nothing. It's wide open. 371 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,392 Okay. 372 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,298 That's as hard as I can hint. 373 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:30,399 Hey, you know, if you want, I'm sure I could get Arnie on board, 374 00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:32,966 if you want to join us for Suck it. 375 00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,071 Work together again. 376 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:36,238 The what? 377 00:18:36,981 --> 00:18:38,278 "Suck it." That's what it's called. 378 00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:39,577 Oh! Okay. 379 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:40,844 Huh? Catchy. 380 00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:42,476 Kid's will love it. I like it. 381 00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:43,850 There are very few things that would make me 382 00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:46,082 not want to team up with David Wallace, 383 00:18:46,157 --> 00:18:48,250 and Suck It is one of them. 384 00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,588 See you later. Oh, Michael. 385 00:18:51,662 --> 00:18:52,686 I know. 386 00:18:52,763 --> 00:18:53,787 Thank you for coming. 387 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,423 Thanks for having me. 388 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,765 Well, that's not the David Wallace that I remember. 389 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:04,239 That was some sort of weird creature 390 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,701 that lives in David Wallace's house. 391 00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:13,550 Oh, my God. All right! Just get me out of here. 392 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,750 Hello! Is anybody home? 393 00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,085 Thank you, Erin. 394 00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:29,028 Now, if everyone would please ready their canteens 395 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:30,727 so I can fill them 396 00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:33,861 with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland 397 00:19:33,938 --> 00:19:36,873 and then propose a toast. Here we go. 398 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,872 You know when people say getting fired 399 00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:40,535 was the best thing that ever happened to them? 400 00:19:40,611 --> 00:19:42,135 I feel sorry for those people. 401 00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,579 That? The best thing? Really? 402 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:49,742 Well, I'm not really one for making speeches. 403 00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:51,479 Yes, you are. Since when? 404 00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:52,614 You make a lot. 405 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:53,816 But I feel pretty good right now. 406 00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:57,452 I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you. 407 00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:58,688 That's your toast? 408 00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:00,321 No, this is my toast. 409 00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:04,463 I think this whole thing with Sabre is gonna work out. 410 00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:06,901 I have a very good feeling about it. 411 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:09,405 Michael, this isn't a toast, you're just thinking out loud. 412 00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:11,065 Here's my toast. 413 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:15,575 Orange juice is in here, 414 00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:20,079 and like Sabre, it is from Florida, and it is good. 415 00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:23,343 Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast. 416 00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:26,447 Here's the toast. I'm gonna do it now. 417 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:32,760 Raise your container to us and to Sabre. 418 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:36,230 To us and to Sabre. Hear, hear. 419 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,562 Mmm. 420 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:42,072 Wow, that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. 421 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:49,506 Really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it? Okay, anyway, welcome. 422 00:20:57,488 --> 00:20:59,718 Well, it's a mess, what a mess 423 00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,218 What you gonna do 424 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:06,627 You're gonna take out your Suck It And you'll suck it, suck it 425 00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,723 Take out your Suck It and you'll suck it 426 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,994 Suck it Yeah 427 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,262 Suck it Yeah 428 00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:13,598 Suck it Yeah 429 00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:15,434 Take out my Suck It and we'll Suck it 430 00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:16,939 Yeah Suck it 431 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:19,476 Yeah. Take out my Suck It and we'll suck it Take out, suck it 432 00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:20,669 Yeah 433 00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:29,716 Teddy! Dad!