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Dunder Mifflin
is about to be sold,

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but first an investment banker has
to drop by and sign off on our branch.

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And I'm pretty
nervous about it,

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and I'm making
some cosmetic tweaks

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to help create
a more appealing environment.

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Is that dishonest?
Well, think of it this way.

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When you look in
the mirror and you see

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your push-up bra and
your fake eyelashes

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and your makeup and
your press-on nails,

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the principles that
I'm applying to the office

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are the same ones that
have made Lady Gaga a star.

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Or any number of drag queens.

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Hi.
- Hello, Eric Ward.

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Welcome to Dunder Mifflin.

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I am Computron,
your answer to everything.

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Hello.
Hello.

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I see you've met Computron,
our virtual helper.

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I'm Michael Scott.
Welcome, welcome.

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Computron is just one
of the many modern devices

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that I have incorporated
into the office.

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Watch this. Computron?
Yes.

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What is the world's
largest ocean?

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Calculating.

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Calculating.

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Pacific!

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Pacific Ocean.
Pretty cool, huh?

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Great news, Michael,

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we're now the official
paper supplier of the NFL.

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That is fantastic. It's good, but
it's not good enough. Keep working.

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And here's Pam.

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She's our international
sales consultant.

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Hello.

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The NFL celebrated
its 50th anniversary in 1972.

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It might seem crazy, but since
there's no one left in New York,

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Michael is Dunder Mifflin's
highest ranking employee.

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So, that's where we are.

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Hello, Stanley.

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Hi.

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For the record, not
on board with fake Stanley.

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Although, I get it.

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I just need to check out your
warehouse and then talk to your HR guy.

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That is pretty much the only
reason that I came here today.

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Okay. Well, I thought I'd
show you around a little bit...

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Right... Since you made the trip out.

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And I got us reservations at
Coopers Seafood. You like lobster?

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You've had
lobster before, right?

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Yeah.

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They make the best Maine lobster
in the world. You'll love it.

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Mul Yam
in Tel Aviv is better.

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No, Computron, actually,
I think Coopers is the best.

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You're going to love it.

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Are you calling me wrong?

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Oh, my God.

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It's called
due diligence.

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Basically,
I confirm inventory,

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take a head count, see if
there are any HR liabilities.

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I'm a glorified fact checker.

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Actually,
I am a fact checker.

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All right.

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Excuse me. If you will...
- Hey, Michael,

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do you think I could get a space
here? Follow me this way.

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I will introduce you to the
crack HR rep that you requested.

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I give you Toby Flenderson.
Have fun, you two.

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Oh, we will. Have a seat.

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Mmm.

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I left a copy of
Best American Mystery Stories 1999

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in Toby's favorite stall. So,
yes, I think I bought us some time.

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So, the manager,
Michael Scott

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is a bit of a character.

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He has more character in a
single flake of his dandruff

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than you have in that entire
snow bank on your shoulder.

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So, what was the question?

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What are you
doing at my desk?

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Ignore him.
He's the local lunatic.

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Come on, Dwight,
get out of here.

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Dwight? Who is this Dwight?

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Oh!

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You mean Dwight Schrute,

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the company's top salesman
and the creator of Computron.

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I wear many hats, but the
one I'm wearing currently

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is that of gracious host.

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Welcome.

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Sorry. Hey, Toby Flenderson.
Nice to meet you. How can I help?

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Are there any outstanding
liability issues to be aware of?

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What do you mean?

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Well, safety issues,
injuries that could leave

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the company open to
any potential lawsuits.

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Um...

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Nothing comes to mind.

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Mike, get off
of the lift. Please!

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Come on, now.

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I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine.

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Look, would you...
Look...

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We'll get somebody
to clean that up.

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We're the ones
that gotta clean that up!

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I feel very blessed.

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Drop that sucker.

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Yeah! Bingo!

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Do it!
Yeah!

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Today, smoking is
going to save lives.

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- Run, run.
- Okay, okay.

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Calm, please.

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Oscar!

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Stay alive, I'm getting help!

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Pull me up!
You're too heavy.

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I only weigh 82 pounds.

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Save Bandit!

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Seriously, are you
gonna sit in the back?

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Yeah. It's the safest
part of a car.

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In the event of a crash, the driver
always protects his side first.

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My hair!

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Get off! Get off me!

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I got it! I got it!

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Get it off!

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You're welcome.

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So, the staff,
are people generally happy?

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Happy is a funny word.

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In what way?

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You know...

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You know, what does
it mean to be happy?

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Keep philosophers
busy for a while.

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So, generally?

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Yes.

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Generally.
Generally happy.

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Generally happy.

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I don't know what streets
we... Ow! What are you doing?

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It would be better
if you were unconscious.

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Ow!

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Try my googy googy. Try
my googy googy. Try my...

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Excuse me.
Don't touch me!

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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Can't we all just get along?

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Or have we forgotten the words
of the Reverend King?

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What about non-safety issues
in terms of liability?

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Sexual harassment?
Anything like that?

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Well, I don't know.

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You don't know?

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I don't know.

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You're the head
of human resources.

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I don't know.

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No.
Okay.

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Stanley? How about that hot
picture you have by your desk?

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Centerfold in the
Catholic schoolgirl's outfit?

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I mean, it is hot, it is sexy,
and it turns him on.

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And I will admit, best part
of my morning is staring at it.

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But what? Are we gonna
just take it away?

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That is my daughter, she goes
to Catholic girls' school.

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Michael.
Come in!

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Hey!
Oh, my God!

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What are you doing?
What are you doing?

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You said, come in! No, I didn't!

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Just, please, get out. Oh, my God!

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What's wrong
with my outfit?

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You might consider
pulling it down a touch.

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Bunch of prudes. You know,
Oscar's allowed to wear sandals,

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But I'm not
allowed to wear open-toed shoes?

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Is that how it goes?

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Meredith, your boob is out.

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Fine.

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Too
far, Meredith! Too far!

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Damn it, Meredith,
where are your panties?

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It's casual day.

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Come here, give me a kiss,
come on.

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Michael, come on, you
don't have to worry. I'm not

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gonna report you to HR.
I'm not... I'm not worried!

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You know what? The only
thing I am worried about

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is getting a boner.

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I'm now going to read aloud your
submitted medical conditions.

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When you hear yours read,
please raise your hand

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to indicate
that it is real.

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If you do not raise your
hand, it will not be covered.

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Number one,
inverted penis.

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Could you mean vagina? Because
if you do, I want that covered.

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I thought your vagina was
removed during your hysterectomy.

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A uterus is different from a
vagina. I still have a vagina.

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Attention, everyone. Hello.

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Yes, I just want you to know
that, this is not my decision.

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You can consider this
my retirement from comedy.

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Does that include
"that's what she said"?

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Yes.

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Wow, that is really hard.

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You really think
you can go all day long?

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Well, you always left me
satisfied and smiling, so...

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That's what she said!

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Michael!

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Why did you
get it so big?

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That's what she said.

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Does the skin look
red and swollen?

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That's what she said.

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That's my joke.
Damn it, Dwight.

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How about
the Phyllis-Angela dispute?

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You already did me.

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That's what she said.

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Is there any mustard?

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No mustard! No mustard!
Just eat it!

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Eat it, Phyllis.
Dip it in the water

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so it'll slide down
your gullet more easily.

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That's what she said.

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Oh,
no, no, no, no, not that...

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Just come on,
you guys, let's do it.

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I don't know how
I'm going to get through this.

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I don't want to lie.

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And I don't want
to tell the truth.

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Hey, Tobes, what you doing?
What you guys talking about?

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We're just going
over some stuff.

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Stuff? I love stuff.

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It's HR stuff.

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HR stuff? H.R. Pufnstuf.

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Right up my alley. What is
that? What kind of stuff is that?

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It's a company
evaluation form.

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Ah!

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We're talking about...

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Talking about what?

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Waste is next.

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Waste?

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What does that even mean?
Like garbage?

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No, waste of time,
resources.

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Oh! Time and resources.

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Look, you know,
in any company,

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there's gonna be
a certain degree...

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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Respectfully, Toby, no.

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No. This company does not
waste time or resources ever.

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Dig deep. Dig deep.

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It's Phyllis,
Phyllis by a nose.

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Gold medal in Flernenton.
Flonkerton.

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Where is my desk?

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That is weird.

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Happy holidays, Dwight. But
do not open it till Christmas.

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You're so pathetic. Well,
I hope it was worth it,

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because I'm going to take it
apart in about five minutes.

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I think it'll take you a
little bit longer than that.

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If I can skin a mule deer
in less than 10 minutes,

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I ought to be
able to cut my...

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Damn it! Jim!

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Okay. Hold on, hold on.

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Judge is in session.
What is the problem here?

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He put my stuff
in Jell-O again.

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Bang, boom,
shake, klump!

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Why, hello, everybody.

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What are you doing?

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Question, what kind
of bear is best?

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That's a ridiculous question.

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False. Black bear.

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Well, that's debatable.

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There are basically
two schools of thought.

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Fact, bears eat beets.
Oh...

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Bears, beets,

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Battlestar Galactica.
Bears do not...

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What is going on?
What are you doing?

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Identity theft is
not a joke, Jim!

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Millions of families
suffer every year!

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Michael!

253
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:57,466
Oh, that's funny. Michael!

254
00:12:57,642 --> 00:12:59,269
Is anyone near
retirement age?

255
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:03,874
This is Creed.

256
00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,382
And he is in charge
of something.

257
00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:07,543
Right?
That is correct.

258
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:09,246
Say hi to the kids.
Hi, kids.

259
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,412
Yay!

260
00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:13,355
- Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?
- Ew!

261
00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:16,484
What are you doing? Stop it!
Stop it! Just... No, no, no, no, no!

262
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:17,550
Would you cut it out?

263
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,696
Okay. Ryan, you told Toby

264
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:23,222
that Creed has a distinct
old man smell?

265
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:27,229
I know exactly
what he's talking about.

266
00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:30,832
I sprout mung beans on a damp
paper towel in my desk drawer.

267
00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:33,707
Very nutritious,
but they smell like death.

268
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,005
Hey, where's Dwight?

269
00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,273
You didn't hear?

270
00:13:37,348 --> 00:13:42,081
Decapitated. Whole big thing.
We had a funeral for a bird.

271
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,756
I'm pretty sure
none of that's real.

272
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,257
You're not real, man.

273
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:53,057
Hey. Yeah, I finally got a
chance to sit down with HR.

274
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:55,425
So...

275
00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:58,532
Well, I think I'm gonna
be here for a while.

276
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:05,098
This is a building where
friends become lovers,

277
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:11,110
and lovers become
sexually interactive, right?

278
00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:12,240
Would you agree with that?

279
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,717
Michael, this is really
inappropriate to talk about.

280
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,253
That is true.

281
00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:17,546
Mmm.

282
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,569
I like you.

283
00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:36,069
But you need to access
your un-crazy side.

284
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,940
Darryl Philbin is the most
complicated man that I've ever met.

285
00:14:40,411 --> 00:14:42,641
I mean, who says exactly
what they're thinking?

286
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,382
What kind of game is that?

287
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:49,985
I am so happy we don't
have to break up now, Ryan!

288
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:53,080
It is the best day
of my whole life!

289
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,226
When I said that
I wanted to have kids,

290
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:59,923
and you said that you wanted me
to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

291
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,489
And then, when you said that
you might want to have kids,

292
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,536
and I wasn't so sure, who
had the vasectomy reversed?

293
00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:07,594
And then when you said you
definitely didn't want to have kids?

294
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:08,934
Who had it reversed back?

295
00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:11,168
Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap!

296
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:12,368
I did!
- Okay...

297
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:17,642
You have no idea the physical toll
that three vasectomies have on a person!

298
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,611
Kelly, I'm your
boss now, okay?

299
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,743
You can't keep talking to
me like I'm your boyfriend.

300
00:15:21,819 --> 00:15:25,118
Oh, big strong man,
fancy new whatever.

301
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:26,349
I don't think you
ever cared about me.

302
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,550
I never cared about you?

303
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,388
Six months ago, Karen
Filippelli sent me an email,

304
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,155
asked me out,
I said no,

305
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:32,890
because I was committed
to our relationship.

306
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:35,524
Well, I hope you're still
committed, because I'm pregnant.

307
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,237
This is an image

308
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:45,566
that I want you people to
remember for a long time to come.

309
00:15:45,643 --> 00:15:46,905
Whenever you come
into the office,

310
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,946
I want you to
think about this.

311
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:51,075
We don't need to.

312
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:52,514
Yes, we do.
What?

313
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:09,828
I did it!

314
00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,600
Thank you.
Thank you.

315
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:16,229
Jim has got it bad for Pam.

316
00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,775
Oh! Which one is Pam?

317
00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:22,274
What?
Nothing.

318
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,411
Okay.
What?

319
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,649
I don't know. What?

320
00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:29,810
Oh, my God!

321
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:31,811
Did you wanna
tell me something?

322
00:16:31,889 --> 00:16:34,255
You look like you want
to tell me something.

323
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,259
You look like you have
something really important to say

324
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:38,818
and you just can't
for some reason.

325
00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:42,524
Come on, you can tell me.

326
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,734
Jim, you can tell me anything.

327
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:55,007
You have new music?

328
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:56,137
Yeah.

329
00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:58,480
Definitely.

330
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,685
Bring it in.
Here we go.

331
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,100
Look inside.

332
00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:24,740
Oh, my God!

333
00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:31,415
But I bet Jim got the job.

334
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:35,646
I mean, why wouldn't he? He's
totally qualified and smart.

335
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,085
Everyone loves him.

336
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,089
If he never comes back again,

337
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:40,556
that's okay.

338
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:42,521
We're friends.

339
00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:44,424
We just... We never
got the timing right.

340
00:17:44,495 --> 00:17:46,122
But you know what,
it's okay.

341
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:48,996
I'm totally fine.

342
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,329
Everything is
going to be totally...

343
00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:51,629
Pam.

344
00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:52,794
Sorry.

345
00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:55,767
Are you free for
dinner tonight?

346
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,633
Yes.

347
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,142
All right.
Then it's a date.

348
00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:10,717
I'm sorry.
What was the question?

349
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,155
Oh, my God.

350
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,293
Pam, will you marry me?

351
00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:19,454
Oh, my God!

352
00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:04,102
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

353
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,006
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

354
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:07,510
It's nice to meet you all.

355
00:19:07,578 --> 00:19:08,602
Good to meet you.

356
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:09,737
Have a great day.
Thank you.

357
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,372
- Hope to see
you soon. - Yeah.

358
00:19:11,449 --> 00:19:13,679
I feel very sorry
for that banker because

359
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:16,083
he has to evaluate
what we are worth.

360
00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:20,990
He has to decide what we're
capable of. And how do you do that?

361
00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:27,190
What is Jim capable of?
Or Pam? Or Kevin?

362
00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,293
Out of paper, out of stock

363
00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:34,704
Those friendly faces
around the block

364
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:36,797
Break loose
from the chains

365
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,436
That are causing
you pain

366
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:42,604
Call Michael
and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Creed

367
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,047
Call Andy and Kelly
For your business paper needs

368
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:47,641
Dunder Mifflin

369
00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:49,310
The people person's
paper people

370
00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,854
Dunder Mifflin

371
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:52,446
The people person's
paper people

372
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:53,854
Dunder Mifflin

373
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:55,222
The people person's
paper people

374
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:58,057
I don't care if he
goes and files a report

375
00:19:58,129 --> 00:19:59,790
that says that
we're nothing special

376
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:03,994
because I think our
future is very bright.

377
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:06,265
We have only just begun.

378
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:09,568
Computron
experiencing emotion.

379
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,508
Computron, I'm going to
pull your plug, okay, buddy?

380
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,103
Okay.
Just...

381
00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:20,306
Please don't.

382
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,012
Computron wants to live.

383
00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:25,783
Shut... Shut up. Shut up.

384
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:34,631
Sittin' in my office
With a plate of grilled bacon

385
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:36,963
Call my man Dwight
Just to see what was shakin'!

386
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,502
Yo, Mike,
our town is dope and pretty

387
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:40,764
So check out how we live

388
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:43,272
In the Electric City!

389
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:44,672
They call it Scranton!
What?

390
00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:47,267
The Electric City! Scranton! What?

391
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:48,642
The Electric City!

392
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:50,977
Lazy Scranton,
the Electric City

393
00:20:51,048 --> 00:20:53,608
They call it that
'cause of the electricity

394
00:20:53,684 --> 00:20:56,118
The city's laid
out from east to west

395
00:20:56,187 --> 00:20:58,553
And our public parks and
libraries are truly the best!

396
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:01,353
Call Poison Control
if you're bit by a spider!

397
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:04,451
But check that it's covered
By your healthcare provider!

398
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,826
Plenty of space
in the parkin' lot!

399
00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:09,558
But the little cars
go in the compact spot!

400
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:12,467
Spot! Spot! Spot!

401
00:21:12,536 --> 00:21:13,594
Snack attack time

402
00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:14,831
Don't lose your head

403
00:21:14,905 --> 00:21:18,500
We like Cuginos
for the tasty bread!

404
00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:20,009
They call it Scranton!
What?

405
00:21:20,077 --> 00:21:22,443
The Electric City! Scranton! What?

406
00:21:22,513 --> 00:21:24,981
The Electric City! Scranton! What?

407
00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:27,517
The Electric City! Scranton! What?

408
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:30,554
The Electric City! Scranton! What?