1 00:00:05,838 --> 00:00:07,635 Not again. 2 00:00:07,706 --> 00:00:10,334 Bow down before Recyclops. 3 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:12,104 Five years ago corporate said we had to start 4 00:00:12,177 --> 00:00:13,701 a recycling program for Earth Day, 5 00:00:13,779 --> 00:00:15,246 so Dwight took the lead on that, 6 00:00:15,314 --> 00:00:19,307 and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops. 7 00:00:19,818 --> 00:00:22,480 Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. 8 00:00:22,554 --> 00:00:23,953 Did you know that an old milk carton 9 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:26,287 can be sawed in half and used as a planter? 10 00:00:26,358 --> 00:00:29,486 The next year, he really stepped things up. 11 00:00:30,162 --> 00:00:34,599 Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin? 12 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:38,193 A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape. 13 00:00:39,905 --> 00:00:44,740 Recyclops will drown you in your over-watered lawns! 14 00:00:45,477 --> 00:00:48,469 Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet 15 00:00:48,547 --> 00:00:51,778 was attacked by some other fictitious thing, I can't remember. 16 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:55,377 Recyclops will have his revenge! 17 00:00:55,754 --> 00:00:57,881 I think this was also the year that he renounced Earth Day 18 00:00:57,956 --> 00:01:01,084 and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved. 19 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,526 Oh, my God, you guys, look! It's Recyclops! 20 00:01:03,595 --> 00:01:06,359 Recyclops destroy! 21 00:01:10,836 --> 00:01:12,963 Oh, is today Recyclops Day? Yes. 22 00:01:13,038 --> 00:01:15,029 I thought you were killed by Polluticon or something. 23 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:16,836 Polluticon wishes. 24 00:01:17,309 --> 00:01:20,608 That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment. 25 00:01:20,679 --> 00:01:22,647 Humans are terrible for the environment. 26 00:01:25,884 --> 00:01:27,715 The thing I like most about Recyclops 27 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:30,448 is that he's creating a different world for our child. 28 00:01:30,522 --> 00:01:31,546 Hmm. 29 00:01:31,623 --> 00:01:34,649 A world where you truly can be anything you want. 30 00:01:34,726 --> 00:01:36,091 God bless you, Recyclops, 31 00:01:36,161 --> 00:01:37,924 and your cold robot heart. 32 00:02:12,431 --> 00:02:14,524 Okay. Okay. How about this? 33 00:02:15,734 --> 00:02:16,758 That's great. 34 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:18,564 I want it to be better than great, Pam. 35 00:02:18,637 --> 00:02:22,095 How about I remain seated and I just do a little bit of a nod, 36 00:02:22,174 --> 00:02:24,165 sort of a humble thing? Sure. 37 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:26,507 No. Then my face is down. They can't see my face. 38 00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:27,840 And it looks like you're taking a dump. 39 00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:31,713 Alan Brand who's the CEO of the company, 40 00:02:31,783 --> 00:02:33,580 if title is important to you, 41 00:02:33,652 --> 00:02:37,986 has personally invited moi to go to New York 42 00:02:38,056 --> 00:02:39,648 to the shareholders' meeting 43 00:02:39,725 --> 00:02:42,193 and sit up on the stage with the board of directors. 44 00:02:42,261 --> 00:02:44,855 And at some point, they're going to introduce me 45 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:49,663 as the most successful branch manager that they have. 46 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:53,831 And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd. 47 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:56,299 And the crowd goes wild. 48 00:02:56,575 --> 00:02:59,874 Ladies and gentlemen, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, 49 00:02:59,945 --> 00:03:04,473 please welcome Michael "The Machine" Scott! 50 00:03:07,286 --> 00:03:08,310 Oh. 51 00:03:08,387 --> 00:03:09,979 Don't do the twirl. Lose the twirl. 52 00:03:10,055 --> 00:03:11,989 Twirl sucks. Michael, I hated the twirl. 53 00:03:12,057 --> 00:03:13,217 Hate the twirl. 54 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,522 Okay, obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. 55 00:03:15,594 --> 00:03:17,391 I only did it because I nailed the wave. 56 00:03:17,462 --> 00:03:18,952 Yeah, good. Don't do it. 57 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:23,297 I'm not going to do the twirl, all right? 58 00:03:23,368 --> 00:03:25,131 It's not even a twirl. It's a spin. 59 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,003 I might do the spin. 60 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:32,837 The long-term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. 61 00:03:32,911 --> 00:03:34,572 And the short-term problem is the company 62 00:03:34,646 --> 00:03:36,307 has no cash and there's nowhere to get it. 63 00:03:36,381 --> 00:03:39,316 Okay, Oscar. I don't need the whole enchilada, just bullet points. 64 00:03:39,384 --> 00:03:40,442 Those are the bullet points. 65 00:03:40,519 --> 00:03:42,009 Well, could you condense it, please? 66 00:03:42,087 --> 00:03:43,554 That's as simple as I can make it. 67 00:03:43,622 --> 00:03:44,884 Michael, the limo's here for you. 68 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:46,549 It's not a limo, it's a town car. 69 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:47,956 Town cars are actually better, though, 70 00:03:48,026 --> 00:03:49,755 better torque, better handling. 71 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:51,125 He said limousine, so... 72 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:54,222 Check it out, guys, there's a limo down here. 73 00:04:00,839 --> 00:04:02,329 Michael, look. 74 00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:06,810 Oh, man! It's a limo. 75 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:07,936 They sent a limo. 76 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,380 Town cars suck. A town car 77 00:04:10,449 --> 00:04:12,474 is something that a company sends when they're in trouble. 78 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:15,884 A limousine is something that a company sends 79 00:04:15,954 --> 00:04:18,980 when they have cause for celebration. 80 00:04:19,491 --> 00:04:22,585 And in this case, I think we are celebrating me. 81 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,300 Move it! Quick! 82 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:31,598 Wow! Wow! 83 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:33,638 Oh, no way! Yeah! 84 00:04:36,341 --> 00:04:38,206 What kind of mileage does this baby get? 85 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:41,144 It's like what high school kids take to prom on TV shows. 86 00:04:41,213 --> 00:04:43,875 So typical of management to spend money on this. 87 00:04:43,949 --> 00:04:45,883 Bunch of boobs! 88 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:48,419 Hate to break it to you, Oscar, but some of us like boobs. 89 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,284 Calves. Calves all the way. 90 00:04:50,355 --> 00:04:51,652 I'm so jealous right now. 91 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:54,487 Hey, you know who you should be jealous of? 92 00:04:54,559 --> 00:04:55,924 Yourself. 93 00:04:55,994 --> 00:04:58,861 Because you're invited, and you're invited, 94 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:00,955 and you're invited, and you, and you, 95 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,523 and you and you and you and you... Car seats eight. 96 00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:03,898 What? The car seats eight. 97 00:05:03,969 --> 00:05:05,266 The limo seats eight. 98 00:05:05,337 --> 00:05:08,101 Okay, then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest. 99 00:05:08,173 --> 00:05:09,162 No. No, thanks. 100 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:10,868 I'll use it when you're done. 101 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:12,977 Mmm. 102 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:16,144 Whoa. 103 00:05:16,581 --> 00:05:19,345 The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. 104 00:05:19,418 --> 00:05:20,942 Do you know what that stands for? 105 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,816 Dummies, Morons and Idiots, 106 00:05:22,888 --> 00:05:25,516 because that's what you'd have to be to own it. 107 00:05:25,757 --> 00:05:29,420 And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers. 108 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:31,254 I wish the windows weren't tinted 109 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,321 so people could see us in here. 110 00:05:33,398 --> 00:05:36,231 Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had sex in here? 111 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:38,132 Definitely. Definitely. Smells like it. 112 00:05:38,203 --> 00:05:39,727 Look, they got pillows. 113 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:42,000 That, that's bigger than my bed. 114 00:05:42,074 --> 00:05:44,304 Word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:46,806 Who's playing with the button? 116 00:05:48,747 --> 00:05:50,510 Hey, Ryan, could you start consolidating 117 00:05:50,582 --> 00:05:52,277 all our Rolodex information into Outlook? 118 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,080 Doesn't seem like there's much of a point 119 00:05:54,152 --> 00:05:55,312 if the company's going under. 120 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:56,513 But if the company doesn't go under, 121 00:05:56,588 --> 00:05:58,249 then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program. 122 00:05:58,323 --> 00:06:00,291 Company's probably going under, though. It could go either way. 123 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,485 Seems like it's leaning one way. 124 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,891 Maybe we should just wait and find out. 125 00:06:02,961 --> 00:06:03,985 Definitely. Okay. 126 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:06,895 So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff? 127 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,160 Nah. Might as well do it now. 128 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:15,772 Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? 129 00:06:15,841 --> 00:06:16,967 Are you just going to wave or what? 130 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:18,407 I will have to answer. 131 00:06:18,477 --> 00:06:19,501 I'll ask you a question. 132 00:06:19,578 --> 00:06:20,704 Make it a softball. 133 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:23,270 Something he can, like, crank out of the park. 134 00:06:23,348 --> 00:06:26,442 Michael Scott, you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. 135 00:06:26,518 --> 00:06:27,712 Yeah. How do you do it? 136 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:31,483 No, no, that's too hard. Say, your name is Zamboni, 137 00:06:31,857 --> 00:06:34,690 and then I will say, "Well, we're sort of on thin ice." 138 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,818 Uh-oh! 139 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:37,327 I won't say that. I'll say something like that. 140 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:39,991 This is your big day. Come on. 141 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:42,465 Whoo. Oh, my God. This is it. 142 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:44,662 Mr. Scott? Yes. 143 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:45,998 I'm Laurie. Oh, hi. 144 00:06:46,071 --> 00:06:47,504 Thank you for joining us. Come with me. 145 00:06:47,572 --> 00:06:49,733 Well, thank you. And please call... 146 00:06:49,808 --> 00:06:51,776 Continue to call me Mr. Scott. 147 00:06:51,843 --> 00:06:52,867 Okay. 148 00:06:52,944 --> 00:06:54,775 If you just want to follow me I'll take you up to the lounge. 149 00:06:54,846 --> 00:06:57,713 Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys, so... 150 00:06:57,783 --> 00:06:59,512 Good luck, Michael. See you later. 151 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,918 Officers. Thank you. 152 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:05,013 After you, Mr. Scott. 153 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,387 Thank you. 154 00:07:07,092 --> 00:07:08,116 Michael. Hello. 155 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:09,387 So glad you could make it. Thank you. 156 00:07:09,461 --> 00:07:10,485 How was the ride? 157 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:13,554 Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime. 158 00:07:13,632 --> 00:07:15,691 I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. 159 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,701 Okay. First we'll start with Alan Brand. 160 00:07:17,769 --> 00:07:19,168 Alan, CEO. 161 00:07:19,237 --> 00:07:21,432 Michael Scott, Branch Manager, Scranton. 162 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:23,469 It's nice to meet you, Michael. Nice to meet you, too. 163 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,874 It's an honor and a privilege. 164 00:07:25,944 --> 00:07:29,038 Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe. 165 00:07:29,114 --> 00:07:30,172 Your eminence. 166 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:33,851 For those of you with questions, please line up 167 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:35,181 behind one of the four microphones 168 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:36,481 that have been placed in the aisles. 169 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:38,147 Coming through! 170 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:56,504 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 171 00:07:57,142 --> 00:07:59,042 Damn it! 172 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:03,046 What... Okay. 173 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:07,908 I was hoping to lob Michael a softball question early. 174 00:08:07,986 --> 00:08:09,954 I wanted to swing by the Garment District, 175 00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:12,319 pick up a few crates of my shirts. 176 00:08:12,390 --> 00:08:13,914 I got a shirt guy. 177 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,822 Would you believe this? 178 00:08:16,895 --> 00:08:19,625 The money they spent on this convention hall! 179 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:20,960 Excuse me, miss. 180 00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:23,865 Just want to take this stupid board of directors by their necks. 181 00:08:23,935 --> 00:08:25,562 This is so simple. 182 00:08:25,637 --> 00:08:26,797 Yeah. Idiots! 183 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:28,772 Well, you should do that. Get in line. 184 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,037 Oh, what a great idea, and lose my job. No, thank you. 185 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:37,244 Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids 186 00:08:37,315 --> 00:08:38,612 you stood up for yourself 187 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:41,618 during America's biggest financial crisis? 188 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:45,222 How is he going to have grandkids? 189 00:08:46,658 --> 00:08:48,250 You guys ever protect the President? 190 00:08:48,326 --> 00:08:49,486 No. 191 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:54,161 What about Madonna or Obama twins? Anybody famous? 192 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:56,029 Not supposed to talk about it. 193 00:08:56,101 --> 00:08:57,227 Nelly Furtado. 194 00:08:57,302 --> 00:08:58,496 All right, guys. 195 00:08:59,738 --> 00:09:00,932 Are you ready? 196 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,439 Rock and roll. 197 00:09:22,794 --> 00:09:25,661 Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company, 198 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:27,994 and we are poised to come through this 199 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:31,365 more streamlined and profitable than ever. 200 00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:35,867 This is not as much fun as I thought it would be. 201 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:38,171 It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy. 202 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,676 We're going bankrupt, you think? 203 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:44,473 They are really angry. 204 00:09:44,983 --> 00:09:47,816 The shareholders need to empower our leadership... 205 00:09:47,886 --> 00:09:49,148 I'm just going to run to the bathroom. 206 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,551 Will you save my place? Sure. 207 00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:52,180 No. He will not. 208 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:53,349 Excuse me? 209 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:56,519 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences? 210 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:57,653 It'll just be a second. 211 00:09:57,729 --> 00:09:58,753 Oh. 212 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:01,355 If onlys and justs were candies and nuts 213 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,924 then every day would be Erntedankfest. 214 00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:07,665 ...and we're confident there are many things 215 00:10:07,739 --> 00:10:10,537 to be optimistic about in Dunder Mifflin's future. 216 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:13,371 And one of them is here with us today. 217 00:10:14,045 --> 00:10:17,674 Michael Scott, Scranton Branch Manager. 218 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:18,974 Yes! 219 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:20,142 In these uncertain times, 220 00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:23,051 Michael has managed to maintain steady profits 221 00:10:23,121 --> 00:10:27,182 from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. 222 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,819 Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, 223 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:35,832 our new waste pulp repurposing plant in Milford. 224 00:10:39,838 --> 00:10:41,965 Hey, Phyllis, are you just getting back from lunch now? 225 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,031 Mmm. Bob took me to Capello's. 226 00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:45,667 We got a little tipsy. 227 00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:46,768 Okay. 228 00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:48,540 Shouldn't be telling me that stuff, 229 00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:51,309 and also shouldn't be taking two-hour lunches without telling me. 230 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,250 Oh, it's okay. Michael doesn't really care about these things. 231 00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:58,119 I care about them. And I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. 232 00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:01,789 What's so funny? I'm a co-manager. 233 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,259 That doesn't make you a boss. 234 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,523 It's not like you can fire people or anything. 235 00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:09,132 Who... How did you... Who told you this? 236 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,997 We can't say. Ryan. 237 00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:12,627 Sorry. I'm plastered. 238 00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,672 Okay, who else has heard the rumor 239 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:17,537 that I am not as much in charge as Michael? 240 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,976 Stuff gets around. I don't participate. 241 00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,310 Who here heard it from Ryan? 242 00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:29,112 Does an e-mail count? 243 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:30,245 Yes. 244 00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:31,845 Then, yeah. 245 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:33,948 I am just as much of a boss as Michael, 246 00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:36,255 and I can do anything that Michael can do. 247 00:11:36,327 --> 00:11:37,692 All right? 248 00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:40,390 Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael? 249 00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:49,133 I forgot I have to support him, no matter what. 250 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:50,538 Close one. 251 00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:52,242 These questions are bush league. 252 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,608 You should get up and say something. 253 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,909 You got to be true to what's in there. 254 00:11:58,116 --> 00:11:59,174 Don't be a wuss. 255 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,810 I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. 256 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,878 In high school I organized a walkout over standardized testing. 257 00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:08,221 Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. 258 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,022 At the last second, I chickened out, took it anyway. 259 00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,928 Got a 1220. Always regretted it. 260 00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:15,326 I feel lachrymose. 261 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:19,997 Believe me, everyone is working very hard, 262 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:23,302 working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship. 263 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:24,500 You're criminals! 264 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:28,444 Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry. These are not criminals. 265 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:32,349 They're nice. They invited me to come here today. 266 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:35,144 They invited me to their hospitality suite, 267 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,087 where I had free food and it was delicious. 268 00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:40,314 Get this, you know how nice they are? 269 00:12:40,391 --> 00:12:42,018 They sent a stretch limo 270 00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:44,220 all the way to pick me up in Scranton. 271 00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:46,456 Limousine? Yes. 272 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:47,998 You're all corrupt! You should be in jail! 273 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:53,160 Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! 274 00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:57,797 Quiet, please! We want to hear your questions. 275 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:02,209 Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her? 276 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,612 I don't know, man. I just don't know. 277 00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:07,708 I've got to make an example out of him. Should I just fire him? 278 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,481 Can you actually fire people? 279 00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:10,816 To be honest, I don't know. 280 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,380 But maybe I could just yell at him in front of people. 281 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,688 Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone. 282 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,694 Oh, I yell. You've heard me yell. 283 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,026 Okay. I've heard you exclaim. 284 00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:23,465 Like the time you said, "Hey, look, we parked over here!" 285 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:24,559 Well, that was apple-picking day. 286 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:25,796 There was no need to yell that day. 287 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,997 You know, I was just excited to find the car. 288 00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:30,267 Perfect end to a perfect day. 289 00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:33,104 Well, you'll figure it out. 290 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,881 Okay, we're going to take a 15-minute break, 291 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,884 and then we're going to answer more questions. 292 00:13:40,952 --> 00:13:42,112 You haven't said anything yet 293 00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:43,654 and we're headed for bankruptcy! 294 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,278 Yeah! Yeah! 295 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:48,018 Yeah, well, that's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. 296 00:13:48,092 --> 00:13:49,684 We'll be back with some answers. 297 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,956 - What? - What answers? 298 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:55,090 Okay, I know that you're mad at me 299 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,224 and you're mad at all of them... 300 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:58,132 How are you going to fix the company? 301 00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:00,103 Okay. All right. 302 00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,238 All right. 303 00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:06,539 We are going to go out there during this break 304 00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:09,444 and we're going to come back with a plan. 305 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:11,408 We're going to come back with a plan for you. 306 00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,473 It's a 45-day plan. 307 00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,677 Forty-five days to get us back on track. 308 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:19,947 Forty-five points. 309 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,617 It's a 45-day, 45-point, one point per day, 310 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,856 we get to 45 points, we're back in business! 311 00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:30,900 And you can take that to the bank! 312 00:14:31,336 --> 00:14:32,826 And, limo lady, 313 00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:36,103 we are going completely carbon-neutral! 314 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,877 I love you, New York! 315 00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:02,659 You! You! 316 00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,669 Hey, Ryan, how's it going? 317 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,403 Here's the thing. 318 00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:10,441 I've tried it, like, five different ways in my head and... 319 00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:14,137 Oh. Got one. I'm such a perfectionist 320 00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:17,878 that I'd kind of rather not do it at all than do a crappy version. 321 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:20,440 Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it. 322 00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:22,452 Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. 323 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,953 Do you want to maybe just take a whack at it? 324 00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:25,250 You know what? What? 325 00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,585 I think I know the problem. Great. 326 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:27,784 I think you seem distracted. 327 00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,190 Yep, that is the problem. 328 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,557 And you know what, I came up with something 329 00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:31,959 that I think is really gonna help. 330 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,622 Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim. 331 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,858 I am, too. Let me show you. 332 00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:40,570 Wow, things are really picking up. 333 00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:41,935 What was that about? 334 00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:43,064 What? 335 00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:44,733 You were supposed to wave. 336 00:15:44,809 --> 00:15:46,674 I did wave. I did a lot more than wave. 337 00:15:46,744 --> 00:15:48,109 What are we supposed to tell them now? 338 00:15:48,179 --> 00:15:49,510 Okay, you've dug us quite a hole. 339 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,980 We tell them the plan. Right? 340 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,449 There is no plan. 341 00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,417 Here's what we're going to do. 342 00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:01,356 The 45-day thing that I outlined, we go with that. 343 00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,925 Day 45, company saved. 344 00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:05,087 Day 44, go, what have we got? 345 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:06,187 We have 15 minutes. 346 00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,424 Excuse me? 347 00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,625 Just whatever comes to mind, shout it out. 348 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:10,861 Who the hell is this guy? 349 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:14,268 I am the guy who roused that crowd. 350 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:15,499 Yes. Got them on their feet. 351 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,564 They were so happy down there. Yes. Yes. 352 00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,041 Who cares? 353 00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,143 Okay. All right. 354 00:16:23,781 --> 00:16:27,444 Well, I know a guy, this Mexican guy, he's a math wiz. 355 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:31,019 He knows economics as well as he knows bullfighting. 356 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,320 And I am going to call in a little favor. 357 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:35,916 No, no, no. Don't call anybody, Michael. 358 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,291 Well, I'm texting him, so. 359 00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:40,388 Please do not text anybody now, Michael. 360 00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,231 It's done. 361 00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:49,630 Oh. 362 00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:52,574 There he is. Come on in, come on in. 363 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,406 Gentlemen, I would like you to meet Oscar. 364 00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:55,878 Come on in, don't be shy. 365 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,972 This is Oscar Martinez. 366 00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,810 Oscar, why don't you come over here? Let me present you. 367 00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:02,443 Step up, step up there. 368 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,786 Oscar is an accountant extraordinaire at the Scranton branch, 369 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,086 and he has a wonderful idea 370 00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:11,026 as to how to get us out of this murky, murky situation. 371 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:12,187 Take it away. 372 00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,962 I think this is really going to help. 373 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,005 If you could just hold up here one second. 374 00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,505 Hey, guys, just a quick announcement. 375 00:17:22,573 --> 00:17:24,063 If I could have everyone's attention. 376 00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:26,940 Just figured you needed a place where you could concentrate. 377 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:29,172 And not be bothered by bothering people. 378 00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:30,271 Okay. 379 00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,940 Let me show you what I mean. 380 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:35,315 Your new office. How great is that, right? 381 00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,479 For a job well done. Well, not done. 382 00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:40,719 I will do my work right now. 383 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,191 I will stay late tonight. Right. 384 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,728 I'm very sorry about everything. 385 00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:45,922 You're a good kid. You know what, 386 00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:47,430 it gets bigger once you're in there. 387 00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:48,795 Enjoy it. 388 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,332 Is there Internet? 389 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,241 Tell them what you told me. This is genius. 390 00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:09,242 Tell them about the cash flow 391 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,754 and the dumping of properties and... 392 00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:16,687 This is all good. It's all good stuff. 393 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,127 Lay it on them. 394 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:22,098 I feel, as does Mr. Scott, 395 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,963 that we are in the best of hands, 396 00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:25,667 capable hands. 397 00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:28,466 That wasn't what you were saying to me. 398 00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,471 He was much more articulate 399 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,533 and that was better, much better. 400 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:36,136 I think this has gone very well and I thank you. 401 00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:37,374 Okay. 402 00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,940 Oh. 403 00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:43,384 Hey, hey. What were you doing? 404 00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,081 Michael, I didn't ask to come up here. 405 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,919 Wow, man! What? 406 00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,458 That was embarrassing. 407 00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:49,891 For me. For me, too. 408 00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:52,225 For you and me? You embarrassed me. 409 00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:57,662 Well... 410 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,230 That was a waste of a text. 411 00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:03,637 Let's get down to brass tacks. 412 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,699 I think that we might be in trouble. 413 00:19:05,776 --> 00:19:07,209 We don't seem to have a plan, 414 00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:09,371 so I'm thinking I go down there, 415 00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:12,814 maybe rattle off a few jokes, congressman can follow. 416 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:16,915 He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron? 417 00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,116 I'm not a moron. 418 00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:25,252 Time after time, my branch leads in sales. 419 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:30,129 I have personally won over 17 Dundie Awards, so I am not a moron. 420 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:34,763 And I'm just trying to help, you know? So, you're the moron. 421 00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:43,213 Yes, it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. 422 00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:46,341 To have the people that you work for stop for a minute 423 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:49,386 and say, "Wow, great job!" That's what it's about. 424 00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:52,388 He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride. 425 00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:56,152 That is what it is all about. 426 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,922 Not the perks. The perks... 427 00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,156 The perks, I could take or leave the perks. 428 00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:02,358 Oscar, Oscar! Come on! 429 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,231 But limos are for people who make the company money, 430 00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:06,895 not lose millions and have no plan. 431 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,029 There he is, there he is! 432 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,572 So we're leaving early. 433 00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:12,642 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 434 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:15,042 Michael! Oh, yeah! 435 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:20,651 After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate. 436 00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:24,415 Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! 437 00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,355 Dunder Mifflin! 438 00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:32,724 The gentleman in the glasses. 439 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,092 Dwight Schrute, Scranton Branch. 440 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:40,194 I just want to say that I have been standing in this line all day. 441 00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:43,096 And if this line is any indication 442 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:44,903 of how this company is being run, 443 00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:46,944 then we are in big trouble. 444 00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,710 Thank you. Right, I know. 445 00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:59,516 And I just want to say that 446 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,650 I believe that there are options out there. 447 00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:05,821 A take-a-number option, like they have in a deli. 448 00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,156 What about line varieties? 449 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:13,294 Like an express line for quick comments of 10 words or less. 450 00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:15,999 That could move much more efficiently. 451 00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:21,272 What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to? 452 00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:22,676 Thank you. 453 00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:25,247 Thank you for your suggestions. 454 00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:26,476 Yes.