1 00:00:00,618 --> 00:00:02,017 Let's think this through. 2 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:06,022 If we ask corporate for that, then... 3 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:10,925 They are either gonna say yes or no. 4 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:15,156 Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say. 5 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,393 Think it through! We have to think it through! 6 00:00:17,468 --> 00:00:20,335 Because, if they say no... 7 00:00:22,506 --> 00:00:25,236 Can we not? No... Yes, we have to. You know why? 8 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:27,243 'Cause I don't like to be cooped up in that office. 9 00:00:27,311 --> 00:00:30,144 In that box, all day long. Heisman! 10 00:00:30,214 --> 00:00:33,980 Because I need to think, okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin! 11 00:00:34,051 --> 00:00:35,040 Ooh! 12 00:00:39,223 --> 00:00:40,315 Nice catch. 13 00:00:41,492 --> 00:00:44,620 Oscar! Intercepted. 14 00:00:44,695 --> 00:00:46,185 Right here. Give it to me. Sorry about that. 15 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,595 Phyllis, give me the ball. Okay, give me the ball. Give me... 16 00:00:48,666 --> 00:00:49,758 You guys... Oh, cool. 17 00:00:49,834 --> 00:00:51,927 Creed, give me the ball, right now. Give it to me. Ryan. 18 00:00:54,038 --> 00:00:55,335 Fumble! 19 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,206 Listen... 20 00:00:59,343 --> 00:01:01,072 All right, hey, Dwight... 21 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,211 Whoa! 22 00:01:04,748 --> 00:01:05,976 Hike. 23 00:01:09,453 --> 00:01:11,387 You all right, Ryan? Ryan? 24 00:01:11,455 --> 00:01:12,513 Yeah. 25 00:01:14,859 --> 00:01:15,951 Pam! 26 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:52,193 Oh, they're having a sale on TiVo. 27 00:01:53,164 --> 00:01:55,257 Maybe I should get a TiVo. 28 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:59,362 DVD burner. Maybe I should get one of those. 29 00:02:00,771 --> 00:02:02,671 You are so lucky, Jim. 30 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:05,732 You're so lucky you don't have this problem. 31 00:02:06,177 --> 00:02:10,375 What was the ninth-place prize again? A loaf of bread? 32 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:13,007 A Cugino's Pizza. 33 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:15,881 Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. 34 00:02:17,254 --> 00:02:20,553 Question: Do their pizzas play DVDs? 35 00:02:22,793 --> 00:02:25,853 Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. 36 00:02:25,996 --> 00:02:29,557 He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. 37 00:02:30,534 --> 00:02:33,731 It is literally the highest possible honor 38 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:36,602 that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-based mid-sized paper company 39 00:02:36,674 --> 00:02:39,108 regional salesman can attain. So... 40 00:02:40,978 --> 00:02:42,570 What did I do to deserve this? 41 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,580 Are you sad that Dwight beat you? No. 42 00:02:44,648 --> 00:02:46,980 Are you gonna cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue? 43 00:02:47,051 --> 00:02:49,986 Hey. I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures? 44 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:51,248 Oh, I... Yeah. 45 00:02:51,322 --> 00:02:53,119 I'll show them to you later. 46 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,221 Oh, I should get back. 47 00:02:56,493 --> 00:02:58,222 Talk to you guys later. Okay, cool. 48 00:02:58,295 --> 00:03:00,058 I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. 49 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,995 And I have to do it in the office. 50 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:04,261 And that can be kind of awkward. 51 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:08,931 Just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff 52 00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:11,736 and I just... I don't want to offend 53 00:03:12,676 --> 00:03:15,042 Angela or someone. 54 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:21,312 That's what she said. 55 00:03:21,385 --> 00:03:23,410 I don't get it. 56 00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:25,413 Grapes, seductive. 57 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:28,685 So, you ready for the big speech this afternoon? 58 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:31,592 Well, it's not really a big speech. You're still coming, right? 59 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:34,222 Oh, abso-fruitly. 60 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,858 Fruit, grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. 61 00:03:36,934 --> 00:03:39,767 And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life. 62 00:03:41,772 --> 00:03:45,105 Speaker at the sales convention. Been there, done that. 63 00:03:45,175 --> 00:03:48,167 Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. 64 00:03:49,246 --> 00:03:50,543 Consecutive. 65 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:56,010 I just... I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job 66 00:03:56,086 --> 00:03:57,883 because somebody gives you proof of it. 67 00:03:57,955 --> 00:04:01,288 "Sir, you're awesome. Here's a plaque. 68 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:04,594 "What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? 69 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:05,890 "Here's a certificate. " 70 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,394 They stopped making plaques that year. 71 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:12,729 What if I give a really long, extended thank you, for instance, 72 00:04:12,803 --> 00:04:17,536 "Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very... " 73 00:04:17,608 --> 00:04:20,099 That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen, 74 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,738 and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act. 75 00:04:23,814 --> 00:04:27,875 When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. 76 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:29,919 It was me against Raj Patel. 77 00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:33,819 And I misspelled in front of the entire school 78 00:04:34,992 --> 00:04:36,459 the word "failure. " 79 00:04:37,227 --> 00:04:38,558 I can't do this. 80 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:41,996 That's because you're incapable of doing it, because you don't know how, 81 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,863 because you have no skills. 82 00:04:45,169 --> 00:04:47,569 Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you 83 00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:50,198 what you need to know about public speaking by speech time. 84 00:04:50,274 --> 00:04:51,832 Oh, okay. 85 00:04:51,909 --> 00:04:55,242 But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company. 86 00:04:55,312 --> 00:04:58,110 Okay, deal. I'll do whatever you say, no questions asked. 87 00:04:58,182 --> 00:05:00,013 Well, if you have a question, you should ask me. 88 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:01,415 I'll try and think of one. When... 89 00:05:01,485 --> 00:05:02,611 Don't try to think of a question to humor me. 90 00:05:02,686 --> 00:05:05,120 Just try not to be such an idiot. 91 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:08,750 Is that an insult, or is that part of the public speaking advice? 92 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:11,521 Insult. 93 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,092 Mom, I'm sorry, I know you and Dad 94 00:05:15,165 --> 00:05:16,132 are chipping in for the wedding 95 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,464 but I do not want orange invitations. 96 00:05:20,604 --> 00:05:24,096 Yes. Well, if you really want my opinion... 97 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:26,534 Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents? 98 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:28,202 I'm gonna take a trip. 99 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:32,440 I'm gonna get out of town for a while, and go someplace 100 00:05:33,884 --> 00:05:35,374 not here. 101 00:05:35,886 --> 00:05:37,478 Where do I want to go? 102 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,690 That is an excellent question. 103 00:05:41,024 --> 00:05:44,790 And one I probably should have thought about before I called you. 104 00:05:46,196 --> 00:05:49,723 I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. 105 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,896 I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. 106 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,236 Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do. 107 00:05:58,075 --> 00:05:59,167 But I don't care. 108 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:03,640 But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman? 109 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:04,976 A saleswoman has a vagina. 110 00:06:05,048 --> 00:06:06,777 It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class. 111 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:07,942 But I'm right. 112 00:06:08,018 --> 00:06:10,509 Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, 113 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,578 but not about the punch line to the joke. All right? 114 00:06:12,656 --> 00:06:16,820 The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs. 115 00:06:17,394 --> 00:06:19,658 Hey, do you remember the speeches that you gave? 116 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:21,061 I do, both of them. 117 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,691 Could I have a copy of one of them? No, no, they would remember. 118 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:25,928 Look, it doesn't matter what you say, 119 00:06:26,003 --> 00:06:29,029 it just matters that you're saying something that people care about. 120 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:32,007 You know? All right, here we go. Watch this. 121 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:34,543 Attention, everybody! Attention, please! 122 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:38,741 I have some very great news from corporate. We had a wonderful quarter. 123 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:43,082 And as a result, all of you are getting bonuses for $1,000. 124 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,678 Yeah! Congratulations. 125 00:06:48,559 --> 00:06:50,026 Unbelievable. It's great. 126 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,185 Wow. 127 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,857 You see that? You see how they responded to me? 128 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:55,956 That's amazing. In that moment, I had them. 129 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:59,298 That is so great about the bonus. No, no, it's not true. 130 00:06:59,369 --> 00:07:02,998 I was just talking. So just go out there and say anything. 131 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,635 They'll eat it up, they're a great audience. 132 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:09,270 Go ahead, get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want... 133 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,804 Excuse me! May I have your attention, please? 134 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:16,319 There has been an accident on 84 West. 135 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:19,378 Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. 136 00:07:19,456 --> 00:07:21,185 Several cars have flipped, 137 00:07:21,258 --> 00:07:25,058 there is broken glass everywhere, several people are injured. 138 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,830 Do we know anyone who was in the accident? 139 00:07:28,799 --> 00:07:30,130 Brad Pitt. 140 00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:33,965 Also, there will be no bonuses. 141 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,835 Why would this affect our bonuses? They're unrelated. 142 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:38,101 Is Brad okay? 143 00:07:38,175 --> 00:07:40,006 He will never act again. 144 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:42,271 Also, this branch is closing. 145 00:07:42,346 --> 00:07:44,610 What the hell's going on here? Are we out of jobs? 146 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,308 Yes. This is karma 147 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,112 because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston. 148 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:50,619 He was kidding! Dwight was kidding and I don't know why 149 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:54,316 because it wasn't funny and it was just horrible... 150 00:07:55,025 --> 00:07:56,253 Michael? Yeah? 151 00:07:56,326 --> 00:07:57,725 You said we were getting bonuses. 152 00:07:57,794 --> 00:08:01,491 All right, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it! 153 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:02,725 Cancel the wallpaper. 154 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,597 As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand 155 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:09,662 that you can all speak in public as I can, 156 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:13,767 and did, twice. You saw the plaque, right? 157 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:16,378 All right, we're all gonna go around the room, 158 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:17,811 and we're going to make toasts. 159 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:21,408 And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking. 160 00:08:21,485 --> 00:08:22,975 You mean toastmasters? Pam! 161 00:08:23,053 --> 00:08:25,954 I'm public speaking, stop public interrupting me! 162 00:08:26,023 --> 00:08:29,823 Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast. 163 00:08:30,527 --> 00:08:32,961 Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... 164 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:35,021 Have you ever been to a wedding? 165 00:08:35,365 --> 00:08:38,664 Can I go? Yes, good. Jim taking the initiative. 166 00:08:40,404 --> 00:08:43,703 So, I am going on a trip. 167 00:08:44,141 --> 00:08:47,304 But I'm not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. 168 00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:50,403 So, I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions. 169 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,141 You should go to Hedonism. 170 00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:53,682 What is that? 171 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,481 It's like Club Med, but everything is naked. 172 00:08:58,922 --> 00:09:01,891 I was thinking more like Europe or something like that, 173 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,449 but good second choice. 174 00:09:03,527 --> 00:09:04,824 I've been to Amsterdam. 175 00:09:04,895 --> 00:09:09,059 Oh, okay, you know what? That's not a toast, you're not standing up. 176 00:09:11,335 --> 00:09:13,997 To Amsterdam. When did you go there? 177 00:09:15,439 --> 00:09:16,963 After my divorce. Really? 178 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,405 Yeah. For, like, how long? 179 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:22,104 About a week, or maybe a month. I can't... 180 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:26,172 Jimmy, listen to me, you do not wanna go to Amsterdam, trust me. 181 00:09:26,249 --> 00:09:29,343 Where do I wanna go? I'd send you to Hong Kong. 182 00:09:29,553 --> 00:09:31,418 I'd like to say hi to my friends in China. 183 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,357 Okay. Dwight, 184 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:42,590 show us what you have learned today. 185 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:48,830 Good morning, Vietnam! 186 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:50,532 Oh, God. 187 00:09:56,747 --> 00:09:59,272 Okay, you know what, this isn't working, 188 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:03,342 because I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates. 189 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:04,910 No, we're not. 190 00:10:05,422 --> 00:10:08,084 Yes, you are. I'm assistant regional manager. 191 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:09,648 Which means absolutely nothing. 192 00:10:09,726 --> 00:10:11,125 Michael, can you explain? 193 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,992 Well, it's mostly made up. So... 194 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:16,690 Dwight is not going to do a good job. It's sad. 195 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,361 And they're expecting excellence, because I did do such a good job. 196 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,666 Two years in a row, I killed. It was amazing. 197 00:10:23,573 --> 00:10:25,302 Confidence, Dwight! 198 00:10:30,313 --> 00:10:31,439 Dwight. 199 00:10:31,816 --> 00:10:34,182 If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? 200 00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:36,116 I can travel anywhere except Cuba, 201 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:38,553 and I will travel to New Zealand 202 00:10:38,622 --> 00:10:40,556 and walk The Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor, 203 00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:42,319 and then I will hike Mount Doom. 204 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,486 So now, just leave me alone. 205 00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:46,689 Okay. I was just trying to get some advice on my trip. 206 00:10:46,764 --> 00:10:49,460 Oh, please. You're not taking any trip. 207 00:10:55,139 --> 00:10:57,733 You know, I majored in Public Speaking in college. 208 00:10:57,808 --> 00:10:59,173 You did? Mmm-hmm. 209 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,071 And the first thing that they teach you is that 210 00:11:01,145 --> 00:11:03,773 you've gotta be true to yourself. 211 00:11:03,848 --> 00:11:06,180 And you are all about authority. 212 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,711 Yes. I am. 213 00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:12,313 The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers, 214 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:14,153 they were people of passion. 215 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,659 So, if you wanna do well today, you gotta do what they did. 216 00:11:16,727 --> 00:11:17,819 Which is? 217 00:11:17,895 --> 00:11:22,457 You've gotta wave your arms, and you've gotta pound your fists many times. 218 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,066 You're supposed to emphasize your point. 219 00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:28,003 Okay, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. 220 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:31,769 But I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. 221 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:35,608 Like this one, originally given by Benito Mussolini. 222 00:11:35,813 --> 00:11:39,340 Okay, look, I know you're giving this speech on your own, 223 00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:40,679 but I wrote up a few talking points 224 00:11:40,751 --> 00:11:42,946 for you to take a look at. I hope you don't mind. 225 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,419 I'll glance at it. 226 00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:48,415 It's time, Dwight, the Grim Reaper is here. 227 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,491 The very best of luck to you, Dwight. 228 00:11:53,564 --> 00:11:55,555 Thank you, Angela. 229 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,740 Why'd you pick the V.A. For the reception? 230 00:12:04,809 --> 00:12:07,869 Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think. 231 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:13,541 You're inviting Jim? Of course, he's one of my closest friends. 232 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,253 All right. 233 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,313 You ready? Here we go. 234 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,859 Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember. 235 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,560 Come on. We're down here in the front. 236 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,813 You all ready for this? 237 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:58,151 I am just feeling under the weather, 238 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,763 and I think that I will go home and rest. 239 00:13:01,832 --> 00:13:04,528 I've never, ever seen you take a sick day. 240 00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:07,435 Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us. 241 00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:10,001 Next, I'd like to introduce 242 00:13:10,074 --> 00:13:13,237 the Dunder Mifflin salesman of the year, 243 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,073 Dwight Schrute! 244 00:13:21,152 --> 00:13:22,881 Dwight, they called your name. 245 00:13:22,953 --> 00:13:24,477 Dwight, how we doing? 246 00:13:24,788 --> 00:13:26,983 No. I can't. Okay, you know what? 247 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,924 I can't. You know what? Okay no, no problem. 248 00:13:29,994 --> 00:13:32,360 You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you. 249 00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:33,691 All right! 250 00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:44,835 Good morning, Vietnam! 251 00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:51,905 I am not Dwight Schrute, not at all. 252 00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:56,283 I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. 253 00:13:56,620 --> 00:14:00,556 And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, 254 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:05,192 I wanted to say a few words about excellence. 255 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,593 What makes 256 00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,963 a work environment excellent? 257 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:14,064 Well, there are many things, I believe, 258 00:14:14,138 --> 00:14:17,539 that do such a thing of that nature. 259 00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:22,111 And one would be humor. 260 00:14:22,713 --> 00:14:26,410 What is the difference between a salesman 261 00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:28,041 and a saleswoman? 262 00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:39,453 I always set it at 69. 263 00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:43,662 Maybe we'll use a D J. 264 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:46,163 That's the one thing Roy is in charge of for this wedding, 265 00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:48,535 but all he's managed to do is set a date. 266 00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:51,575 But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. 267 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,270 I want a June wedding. I've always wanted one. 268 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:58,114 Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married? 269 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:01,350 Actually, I don't see ever getting married. 270 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:12,658 Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you 271 00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:15,961 and comments like that, they just... I know what I said. 272 00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:20,136 I'm very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid, 273 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:23,537 and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. 274 00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:29,839 And now, the black guy from the Police Academy movies, 275 00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:32,176 a robot. 276 00:15:37,121 --> 00:15:39,521 Michael Winslow. Anyone? 277 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,548 Car starting. 278 00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:48,458 All right, Dwight Schrute, everyone. 279 00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:52,094 Good luck, that is a tough crowd. 280 00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:12,418 Blood alone moves the wheels of history! 281 00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:18,186 Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, 282 00:16:18,263 --> 00:16:21,061 which everyone finds during the day, 283 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:25,198 how long we have been striving for greatness? 284 00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:31,107 Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, 285 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:34,811 but from the moment, as a child, 286 00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:38,604 when we realized that the world could be conquered. 287 00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:44,450 It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight! 288 00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:47,821 I say to you, and you will understand, 289 00:16:47,892 --> 00:16:50,986 that it is a privilege to fight! 290 00:16:57,435 --> 00:16:59,460 We are warriors! 291 00:17:04,175 --> 00:17:08,134 Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you, 292 00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:12,411 once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour! 293 00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,456 Yeah! Yeah! 294 00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:24,757 I've got a timeshare in Key West that might be available. 295 00:17:25,864 --> 00:17:27,855 Maybe. Thanks. 296 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:29,460 You really think you're gonna go? 297 00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:30,865 Yeah, I'm definitely going. 298 00:17:30,935 --> 00:17:33,369 Nice. Send me a postcard. 299 00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:35,530 Jim has worked at the same place for five years. 300 00:17:35,607 --> 00:17:39,008 Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich every day for lunch. 301 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:41,169 I don't know, if I were a betting man, I'd say 302 00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:43,908 he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia. 303 00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:54,818 No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! 304 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:02,488 Some people will tell you "salesman" is a bad word. 305 00:18:03,101 --> 00:18:05,001 They'll conjure up images 306 00:18:05,069 --> 00:18:09,165 of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans. 307 00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,809 This is our duty to change their perception. 308 00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:16,270 I say, salesmen 309 00:18:17,315 --> 00:18:20,751 and women of the world, unite! 310 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:25,518 We must never acquiesce, for it is together... 311 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,590 Together that we prevail! 312 00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:33,825 We must never cede control of the motherland! 313 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,257 For it is... 314 00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:40,236 Together that we prevail! 315 00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:53,711 Australia? I have always wanted to go there. 316 00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:56,219 I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight 317 00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:57,754 on his connecting flight to Mordor, 318 00:18:57,822 --> 00:19:02,589 but, other than that... Yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable. 319 00:19:02,794 --> 00:19:04,455 That's awesome. Where are you staying? 320 00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:05,723 I don't know. 321 00:19:05,797 --> 00:19:08,459 I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details, but... 322 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,057 When are you leaving? 323 00:19:10,835 --> 00:19:12,803 I'm leaving on June 8th. 324 00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:17,099 Yeah. 325 00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:20,339 And I'm really sorry about that. I just... 326 00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:22,402 Yeah, that's too bad. 327 00:19:23,514 --> 00:19:24,606 Yeah. 328 00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:29,945 Do you want me to take these on my way out? 329 00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:31,784 It's okay. I got it. 330 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:33,682 All right. 331 00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:41,657 Okay, thanks. There you are. What happened? 332 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,460 I got thirsty. How'd it go? 333 00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,059 It was amazing. I wish you would have been there. 334 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,434 You would not believe what happened here. 335 00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:49,200 What? Something happened? 336 00:19:49,841 --> 00:19:53,402 This woman came in, sat down, 337 00:19:53,478 --> 00:19:54,775 ordered a drink. 338 00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:57,576 The bartender asked for her ID, which I thought was odd, 339 00:19:57,649 --> 00:19:58,946 because I pegged her at, like, 35. 340 00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,609 Weird. Yeah, really weird. 341 00:20:00,685 --> 00:20:03,586 So, she's like, "I don't have my ID, please give me one. " 342 00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:06,522 And he's, like, "I can't do that. I can't serve you. " 343 00:20:06,591 --> 00:20:08,149 Con artist. She might have been. 344 00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:11,525 So she says, "Fine. I will go to my room, I will get my purse, 345 00:20:11,596 --> 00:20:15,157 "I will come back, I'll show you my ID." She hasn't come back yet. 346 00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:17,895 She's probably in the room, drinking from the mini bar. 347 00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:19,869 Right? 348 00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:22,230 Dwight gave a great speech. 349 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,137 That's the word on the street, anyway. 350 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,974 And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar story. 351 00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:32,278 So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. 352 00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:36,146 Can you believe that? A thousand guys.