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These were the scenes everyone feared.
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Running battles
between English and Turkish fans...
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...some here have been
seriously injured.
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...it's very violent indeed.
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Earlier, there was mayhem
on the main square...
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Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like
having VD: the fuckin' pain goes on forever.
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But that's what makes it so exciting.
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So this is me, Tommy Johnson
three weeks from now, nearly dead.
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And do you know what the funniest thing is?
I could see it coming.
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Anyway, it's almost over now
and all that matters is this: was it worth it?
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There's nothing different about me.
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I'm just ahother bored male approaching 30,
in a dead-end job who lives for the weekend.
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Casual sex, watered-down lager,
heavily cut drugs.
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And occasionally kicking
fuck out of someone.
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Zeberdee, it's Bill.
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What? How am I?
What do you mean, "how am I"?
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I'm fuckin' buzzin'!
We've gone right through the slit.
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Keep your fuckin' nut down.
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He's a right fuckin' stringer, this kid.
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- What's he say?
- Nothing.
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- What do you mean, "nothing"?
- He fuckin' hung up.
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Raff, call Tommy.
Find out where he is.
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There's a pub on the corner called
the Ship and Billet. Head for that.
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I'll have to bell you back,
Harris is trying to get through.
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Just spotted their little firm
going to a pub in Denbigh Street.
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They won't know what's fuckin' hit 'em.
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There you are.
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Here, come here!
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- Sweet, Bill?
- Yeah.
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- Where's the others?
- On their way.
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- Harris said there's about 25 of the others.
- There won't be when we've finished with 'em.
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Wait round the corner!
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What for?
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Cos it's all going to be on top,
us all standin' here, you si.
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- Jog on.
- Jog on!
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Bill, it's Harris.
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Hello, son. Yeah?
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All right. See you there.
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What happened to you last night?
Thought you was coming out for a drink?
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Johnson had me on some nutty skunk.
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Ended up down the petrol garage
at two o'clock in the morning.
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What you driving for?
You're on a ban, you lunatic.
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Ban? What am I gonna do, walk?
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Here he is.
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Right, there's someone
outside the pub.
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- How old is he?
- He's only a kid.
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Go on, crack him.
Keep the noise down.
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Keep the noise down.
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- Excuse me, mate, you got a light?
- Don't fuck about, ping him.
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Let's go!
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It's going good anyway.
Let's settle it.
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- Come on, let's...
- Keep it down, keep it down.
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- Keep it down.
- Fuckin' hell, come on, boys.
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Keep it down, keep it down.
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- Come on. Fuckin' hell.
- Keep it down.
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Don't fuck this up.
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Fuckin' clowns won't stop us.
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You're fuckin' animals!
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You give this fuckin' country
a bad fuckin' name!
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You ain't no football supporters!
You're fuckin' muggy little cunts!
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What else are you gonna
do on a Saturday?
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Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off
to Pop Idols?
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Then try and avoid your wife's gaze
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as you struggle to come to terms
with your sexless marriage?
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Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs
fruit machines and brasses?
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Fuck that for a laugh!
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I know what I'd rather do.
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Tottenham away.
Love it!
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How fuckin' perfect was that?
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Soppy bollocks here even managed to get
the canister inside the fuckin' pub this time.
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Do you remember that time at Upton...
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That time at Upton Park,
he let it off on the tube!
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Mind you, premature ejaculation,
that's right up your fuckin' street!
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Anyway, he's virtually throwing 'em
out of the fuckin' pub at me, right?
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He's throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me.
Crunch! Crunch!
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I hit this geezer so fuckin' hard,
his legs went like a fuckin' baby giraffe.
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State of that. I done me knuckles.
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So hit people in the mouth,
not the back of the fuckin' head.
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Just as well I did or you'd be in hospital,
you cunt.
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No-one loved Chelsea
more than me and Rod.
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We grew up on football terraces together
with my old man. He knew the score.
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The first bit of advice he give me was:
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You know what to do
if someone tries to clump you?
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Kick him in the fuckin' bollocks.
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Me and Rod did everything together.
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Hurry up, Tom, I'm starving.
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It took me an hour just to find it.
Still Rod didn't need to know that.
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She ain't walkin' for a week.
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My grandad old Bill Farrell,
drove us to drink
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with his stories about the war
and how he fought to put the Great into Britain.
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He said fighting at football was nothing
compared to the Germans.
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"We'll fight them on the beaches,
we'll fight them on the..."
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Although he went on, he was right.
We're an island race. It's what we do best.
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It's not about colour or race,
it's just the buzz of being in the front line.
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Truth is,
I just love to fight.
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There's nothing wrong with me...
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unlike Billy Bright, whose dad had a funny way
of setting a good example for his son.
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Right, that's it.
I'll fight every one of you
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before you move on next door to us.
Come on, son!
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With parents like that,
he was never gonna end up in Greenpeace.
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Still he was one of
the first football thugs
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to see there was a fortune to be made
from England's love for ecstasy.
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Oi, three bottles of Bud, please, mate.
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Problem was he'd taken so many beatings on
the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone.
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And the correct medical term for that is
a "total fuckin' psycho".
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Bill, let's get out of here.
There's about ten Stoke fans staring at us.
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- How many of 'em did you say there was?
- About ten. Please don't start, Bill.
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- Right, which one of them's staring at me.
- The big geezer with the Hackett cap on.
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See you, you cunt. I'll cut you first.
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And that was his idea of a good day out.
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You fuckin' mugs!
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But underneath the fun and games
and Range Rovers, Blliy was bitter,
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cos he hever got to run our firm.
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Harris was top boy and that was that.
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He was smarter than Billy
and ran things like an army unit.
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Deep down Billy knew he'd never be leader
and because of that he hated Zeberdee.
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Why? Simple...
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Zeberdee looked up to Harris and not him.
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And the more Zeberdee looked up to Harris,
the more Billy bullied him.
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And what chance did Zeberdee have as a kid,
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brought up in a concrete jungle
on glue and hate?
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I don't envy the young 'uns any more.
It's a nightmare.
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Warfare from the playground upwards and you
know what you have to do to survive in combat.
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Aargh!
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Just like me and Rod,
him and Raff are best mates,
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only difference being
they're thieving little cunts.
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In case you're wondering, we call him Zeberdee
cos he loves sniffin' powder.
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And one dayn it'll be his downfall.
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Hold your hand out, Raff.
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- What?
- Hold your hand out.
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You're just a fuckin' kid, ain't you?
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Hold your hand out, Bill.
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Do what?
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Hold it out like Raff
and we'll see how old you are.
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Oooh.
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No, let's have it right.
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You trying to mug me off?
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Oh, shut up.
I'm only fuckin' about an' that.
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- What d'you mean, "fuckin' about"?
- What?
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What d'you mean, "what"?
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You know, just...
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Well, don't fuckin' just.
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Leave it out.
You trying to wind me up?
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Ain't trying to wind anyone up.
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I'm fuckin' serious.
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What I want to know is, what makes you think
you can come in here
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and mug me off in front of my pals?
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I... I didn't mean nothing by it, Bill.
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It was only a bubble, that's all.
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Just a bubble?
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What you talking to me
in that fuckin' muggy rhyming slang for?
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I never fuckin' liked you, you little cunt.
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You're a wrong 'un,
just like your old man.
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He was a degenerate fuckin' drunk.
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Do you know what I'm thinking?
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I'm thinking I should take you outside
and open you up.
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- Leave it out, Bill.
- Leave what fuckin' out?
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What, d'you wanna get
involved an' all, do you?
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Don't be stupid.
I'm just saying, he's only a kid.
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No, let's have it right, Tom.
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If he's old enough to run round givin' it large,
fuckin' bashing people up with us,
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he's old enough to talk for himself.
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I'll tell you something, Zeberfuckindee,
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I think I should take you outside
and teach you a lesson
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for mugging me off and making me look a cunt
in front of my fuckin' pals.
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I...
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I didn't say nothing.
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Come on, outside,
you little fuckin' stumblebum.
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Leave it out, eh?
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Stop mutterin' and stutterin'
and fuckin' liven yourself up.
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I fuckin' had you there!
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Fuckin' hell, Zeb,
you should have seen your fuckin' face.
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I thought you was gonna burst into tears.
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What is it, four, five...
eight lagers, Donna, please, babe.
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There'll be none of this in Australia.
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As of next week, strictly the amber nectar.
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Not to worry, William.
I think I'm more of a cocktail man anyway.
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Well, I won't be sitting next to you.
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Well, that was the idea.
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Bill, Albert, I didn't see you there. Wanna pint?
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My grandad didn't like Bright.
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Knew he was a bully.
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Bill and Albert were just kids
when they did their National Service.
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They were one of the first off the landing crafts
on June 6th.
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Bill aways told me the only thing that kept him
going was Albert's determination and will to live.
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They came home proud war heroes
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and married their childhood sweethearts.
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And buried 'em together as well.
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The council moved Albert to the flat above Bill
and they swapped door keys,
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always vowing to keep an eye on each other.
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Very funny. Very, very funny!
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Now a little one. Now a little one.
That's it, now let me get the door.
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Let me get the door. I'll be right in there.
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Comfy? Do you want any help with that?
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Bet you've seen some changes,
eh, you two? Yeah.
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Bit different nowadays, though, innit, eh? Gone.
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It's the Pakis coming over in the '70s, see.
Taking over everything. Spoilt it.
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And what you got now, eh? What you got now?
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Fuckin' asylum seekers.
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Bloody Tony fuckin' Blair.
He's gotta be a poof, ain't he? New Labour?
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I mean, and this game's gone.
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There was a time I used to be able to clear
seven and a half, eight hundred shots a week.
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Not any more. Nah.
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Now what you got is your fuckin' spades
up in Soho moonlighting!
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Moonlighting!
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Fuck's sake, that's a joke!
You need a full moon just to see 'em!
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This country was built on
good people like yourselves.
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Not enough of you about, that's what I say.
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Here, let me give you a hand with that.
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Swing your old arse round in there, look.
That's it, lovely.
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And I just want to say, it's been a privilege
to drive two gentlemen like you.
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And the fare's on me.
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Don't be silly.
You're letting the wheelchair fool you.
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No, I insist.
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It's been an honour.
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Don't forget, you watch
out for them darkies, eh?
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What a wanker.
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Let's go dancing.
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Although he talked a lot of bollocks,
in some ways the cabbie was right.
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Bill was what put the Great into Britain.
He was an old war hero.
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But he'd moved on.
It was Australia for him and Albert now.
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Somewhere they could live out
the rest of their days in the sun.
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Hello, Mavis, my little darling.
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How are you?
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I shall be sad to see you both gone, Bill.
Are you packed up yet?
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Course we have. Ain't you gonna say goodbye?
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Can't you do better than that.?
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What are you talking about, Bill?
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Don't you know?
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You fucking disgusting old man!
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That's what I loved about Bill.
233
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He was still game.
234
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:10,400
He'd dreamed about. Living abroad for years
and how his time had come.
235
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,600
I even give him and Albert a little treat
for going away.
236
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,900
My grandson gave me a going-away present.
237
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,900
A joint of his very best home-grown.
238
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,200
You mean drugs?
239
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,500
Yeah, well, you light up old, son.
I'll make do with this.
240
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,300
It's amazing to think in a couple of weeks
241
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,600
we'll be watching the sun go down
on the other side of the world.
242
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,800
And it won't be surrounded by tower blocks.
243
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,400
Miles of golden sand and bronze tits.
244
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,900
You packed yet?
245
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,400
Haven't given it a thought.
246
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,300
My case has been packed
and sitting inside the front door for three days.
247
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,400
You want to get your skates on, Farrell.
248
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,300
Oh, stop nagging, you old woman.
249
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,300
- You know what Bert?
- What's that?
250
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,000
I'm feeling dizzy.
251
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,500
You always were, you dozy bastard!
252
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,700
The next best thing to violence is sex,
253
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,700
and seeing as there's
nearly 500,000 single women in London,
254
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,500
I must be in with half a chance.
255
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,500
Especially as I'd fuck
anything that's breathing.
256
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,600
I tell you, I'm fuckin' mullered, me.
I am fuckin' mullered.
257
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:27,500
Look at the fuckin' boat on it.
Imagine that round your fuckin' helmet.
258
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,200
No, no, no, Tom. Proper fuckin' slosh pots.
259
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,500
Shut up, you... What's the matter with you?
260
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,800
All right, sweetheart? You all right, girl, yeah?
261
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,700
- All right?
- Do you want a drink?
262
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,400
A few tequilas?
263
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,400
A couple of little
cheeky tequilas, yeah?
264
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,600
Shall we get on it?
265
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,300
- A little cheeky tequila...?
- Tequilas.
266
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,800
Get these two birds here
a couple of tequilas.
267
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,800
I'm gonna smash the fuckin'
granny out of that.
268
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200
London's changed for the worse.
269
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,200
All the good people, right,
all the good people...
270
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,500
are being forced into the suburbs,
due to the influx of illegal immigrants
271
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,100
forcing their way into this country.
272
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,900
- I mean...
- Hey, mate.
273
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,300
Mate, will you shut your fuckin' noise?
274
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,600
Here you are, sloppy bollocks.
You fuckin' cunt.
275
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,700
Get up there, girl. Get up there.
276
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,200
I cannot wait to fuckin' see your fanny.
277
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,800
I'm gonna fuckin' ruin you...
- Let's have a butcher's here. Rod, look.
278
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,800
- Smash you in the...
- Look at that.
279
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Beautiful, beautiful.
280
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,600
He's only fallen asleep, Tameka.
281
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,700
Same here, Shian. Little fuckers.
282
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,500
Shame. He's hung like a pike in here.
283
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,200
Good for you. I've got a stickleback in here.
284
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,100
You fuckin' little mug!
285
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,900
How dare you come into my fuckin' gaff,
286
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000
and try and get hold of my little sister
against her will?
287
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,700
You're in bandit country now, boy,
288
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,000
no-one will even know you were fuckin' here.
289
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,700
There's holes dug all over South London
for people like you.
290
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,400
Jesus.
I was expecting cornflakes and a quick wank.
291
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:12,300
But instead, I get some nutter
in a Stone Island jumper and a blade in my face.
292
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,700
And worst of all,
that was where all the trouble started.
293
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,900
Oi, silly bollocks. What are these?
294
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,100
What?
295
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,100
- What are they?
- Flowers.
296
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,800
- What sort of flowers, dinlow?
- Lilies.
297
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,100
Then what are they doing
with the chrysanths?
298
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,600
All right. Sorry.
299
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,000
- What?
- Er... there's someone here to see you, Bill.
300
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,000
Who?
301
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,400
...the back door.
Left her watching Blind Date.
302
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,400
Marched on up to The Venus
and bumped into Sonny.
303
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,900
He's given me a couple of Es.
304
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,700
I've had them with a bit more thingy,
305
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,600
and wound up copping for two slosh pots
out of Chigwell.
306
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:55,800
Smashed the granny out of the pair of 'em
in the Tower Hotel till eleven, Sunday morning.
307
00:22:56,100 --> 00:23:00,100
Yeah, I was back home in time for a Sunday
roast, but I was completely fuckin' anninilated.
308
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,600
Look, I've got to go, mate. My man's here.
Ta-da.
309
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,500
Good to see you, son.
310
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,300
- How are you? All right?
- Not bad.
311
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,700
Heard you Chelsea boys had a little turnout
at Tottenham at the weekend.
312
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:13,700
You ain't wrong. Heard you Millwall boys
had a little turnout down in Pompey.
313
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,600
We did. We should have had a meet.
Would have been fun.
314
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,700
You know where to find us.
Any time you like.
315
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,900
Your time'll come. What have you got for me?
316
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,200
One thing I never understood about Bright was,
317
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,200
although he was in the Chelsea firm,
he did business with the head of their rivals.
318
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,300
Millwall.
319
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,300
Get that. Two men that work together,
320
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,200
then kick fuck out of each other
if ever they get the chance.
321
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,100
It's bang on. What you got round you?
322
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,000
Four K.
323
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,400
- Go on, then. I'll take the lot.
- Cash.
324
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,200
Hang on.
325
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,700
Hang on.
326
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,500
Slow down.
327
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,700
What? You're fuckin' joking!
328
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,700
All right.
I'll go straight up the hospital.
329
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,400
Yeah ' see you there.
330
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
- Problem, Fred?
- It's my brother, Terry.
331
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,100
Someone's just done him round the canister
with a cricket bat.
332
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,000
You're fuckin' joking?
Is he all right?
333
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,500
They don't know yet.
334
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,800
Look, I gotta go.
335
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,500
- I'll keep this lot on ice for you.
- I'll call you later.
336
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:26,500
Oi! What are you fuckin' doing?
You're three hours late.
337
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,500
Don't start, mate. I've had a bit of ag.
338
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,800
What you got a sheet on for?
339
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,200
You don't wanna know.
340
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,100
You're right, I don't.
Get in and sort them dinlows out.
341
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,400
They're putting lilies
in with the chrysanths.
342
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,100
You got anything on under there?
343
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,400
What am I fuckin'paying for?
Just get on with it
344
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,600
- What do you reckon, fat boy?
- You look like a vicar, mate.
345
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,300
Are you fuckin' mad?
This is Prada, you cunt.
346
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,300
It's iron's gear.
347
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,400
Get your fuckin' skates on.
We gotta get there for the draw.
348
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,000
Horrible cunt.
349
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,900
What about the draw?
How are we gonna find a telly to watch it?
350
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,100
Oh, there'll be tellies where we're going.
351
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:28,500
Oi, Zeb, try and make sure we've got
a decent house to rob this time, will you?
352
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,500
I don't want to watch some piece of shit.
353
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:34,600
Slow down, will you, Davis, eh? What's
the matter with you? Are you a fuckin' Hoover?
354
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,500
Whether we were thieving,
fucking or fighting tonight,
355
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,800
we'd a be glued to a TV set
to see who Chelsea drew in the Cup.
356
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,600
See, the beauty of the Cup draw is,
it's a lucky dip,
357
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,000
a chance to meet one of the old rivals,
like Cardiff or West Ham,
358
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,000
or if you're really lucky, Millwall.
359
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,900
And cos the draw meant so much to Billy,
360
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:55,900
he decided to take his long-suffering wife
Barbara out for a quiet, romantic meal.
361
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,200
However, they got their wires crossed,
362
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,400
cos Barbara thought he was taking her
up the West End for some tapas.
363
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,000
Let's see what's on the menu.
364
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:08,100
Oi, it's my sister!
365
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,500
Oh, what, your girfriend?
366
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,300
Oi.
367
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,500
Either turn that TV up, or tell that lot down there
to hold their noise down.
368
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,100
Calm down, Bill.
369
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,300
We don't want to cause a scene.
370
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,800
No. No, you're right.
371
00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,600
- The old rubber glove!
- The old rubber glove, mate.
372
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,800
Oi!
373
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,800
Oi. Will you shut up?
I'm trying to watch the fuckin' telly!
374
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,500
...against 52.
375
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,300
Southend United.
376
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,000
57.
377
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,900
Portsmouth.
378
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Will pay number 38.
379
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,900
Middlesbrough.
380
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,400
Number 22.
381
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,700
Millwall.
382
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,500
Will pay 44.
383
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,600
Chelsea.
384
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,300
Yes! Fuckin' yes!
385
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,700
Another battle then.
386
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,200
Eh? Can't fuckin' hear you.
387
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,400
Who is it, for fuck's sake?
388
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,300
Eh?
389
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,000
Yes!
390
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,500
- Who, who, who?
- It's fuckin' Millwall!
391
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,600
Millwall-Chelsea.
Old enemies that always ends up in murders.
392
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:57,900
Literally in my case,
393
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,900
cos like a mug
I thought I'd get lucky in the same bar again.
394
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,100
And I see my new mate again
who, of course, turns out to be Millwall.
395
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:08,000
Maybe I should ask him if I fucked his sister,
seeing as I can't remember.
396
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,300
If I'd listened to my instincts and laid low, none
of this mess would have happened but I didn't,
397
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,100
and I only had myself to blame.
398
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:22,000
And occasionally, and I do mean occasionally,
it would be nice to have Bright out with us.
399
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,300
It's typicla that tonight
he's taken his wife out for a quiet one.
400
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,800
See? He does have a gentle side.
401
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:28,800
Aaaarghh!
402
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,200
Zeb and Raff missed the draw
cos they were doing what they do best -
403
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,900
robbing houses,
something they'd later come to regret.
404
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:40,400
Me, I'm beginning to get the feeling
old Magic Johnson's lost his touch.
405
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:45,100
Drive, mate! Fuckin' drive.
I'm being chased!
406
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,400
Lost his touch?
407
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,700
Bollocks.
408
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,800
Hard to have a nice night out in London, eh?
409
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,200
I blame all the black s and fun pubs, myself.
410
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,000
Shut up mate. You're boring.
411
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,700
Welcome back to BBC London Sport
with me, Danny Kelly.
412
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,600
Now, anyone who's listened to the Breakfast
Show will have heard Danny Baker going on
413
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:17,400
about his great excitement about the prospects
of Millwall and Chelsea here in London.
414
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,600
Our reporter, as always, is Pete Stevens.
415
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:23,000
That's right, Danny. I'm sure
there's going to be a vast police presence
416
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:26,800
to keep the we-known hooligan elements apart
from these two teams.
417
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,300
I only hope I'm not given the job
of reporting live from South London.
418
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,200
I'd much rather be watching the game
from the comfort of my front room.
419
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,000
Well, come on, Albert, you old bastard!
We'll miss our flight.
420
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,200
All right, Bill? You look pissed off.
421
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:03,700
No, I'm not fuckin' all right.
Some cunt burgled my house last night.
422
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Hold that.
423
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,300
Suddenly,
going to Millwall weren't so appealing,
424
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400
now I knew my enemies were part of their firm
425
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,600
It's the one fuckin' place on earth
I didn't want to be caught out<./i>
426
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,900
Anyway, Liverpool away, and a chance
to have a good sleep on the coach.
427
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,200
Good, this.
428
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,800
- What did they nick, Bill?
- TV, DVD...
429
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,900
Even took the fuckin' kids' PlayStation
and my mobile.
430
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,900
- Your mobile?
- Yeah.
431
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,200
You know what to do?
Ring your number and see if they've still got it.
432
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,900
That'll freak 'em out.
Tell them you know where they live and that.
433
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:35,000
Good call, Rods.
I've got that Ride Of The Valkyries ring tone.
434
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:38,400
You know, the war cry.
That'll fuckin' freak 'em out.
435
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,700
Hello?
436
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,100
You are fuckin' dead meat.
437
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,900
I didn't know it was your house.
I didn't know it was your house!
438
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,200
Look, I've got all the gear.
I've got the PlayStation.
439
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,200
I'll shall fuckin' open you up!
440
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,400
Fuck.
441
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,800
Where are you from, mate?
442
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,900
Just around.
443
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,400
Are you fookin' Chelsea?
444
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,900
Yeah.
445
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,800
You flash cockney bastards.
Do you know Stanley?
446
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,300
Run!
447
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,100
Go on, run, you pair of rats.
448
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Drive on again mate. Drive on.
449
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,600
Hey! Stop the fuckin' bus, you cunt!
450
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:06,000
Fuckin' come on!
451
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,600
Where the fuck are you running now?
452
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,100
Cunts! Fuckin' cunts!
453
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,000
Go on. Fuck off!
454
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,600
Come here.
You didn't fuckin' shine there, did you, son?
455
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,700
What?
456
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,400
I've got to go to work on him now,
stop him opening you up.
457
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,400
You silly bollocks.
458
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,200
What was all that about?
459
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,800
But we did 'em, didn't we, H?
460
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,200
Billy had a real punishmeht lined up
for Zeberdee.
461
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,300
He weren't the forgiving type, but as long
as Harris was around, he couldn't touch him.
462
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,700
And Harris and Billy
certainy didn't need another reason to fall out.
463
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,600
Right. No thieving.
No bringing attention to yourselves.
464
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,100
Just keep your nuts down.
465
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:25,200
I want you to be outside and back on the road
in five minutes.
466
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,700
Oh, yeah, and whatever you do, no fighting.
467
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,300
Bit rich, coming from him, innit?
468
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,900
Zeb, what did Billy say to you?
469
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,500
He said we've got to get his gear back to him
by tomorrow.
470
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,100
And we've got to apologise to his wife and kids.
471
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:46,600
You've had a result there.
You're lucky. He could have battered you.
472
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,400
Blinding result, eh?
473
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:53,000
This complete nutter will never talk to us again,
and everyone think s we're thieving little cunts.
474
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,400
You are thieving little cunts.
But you know what you've got to do, don't you?
475
00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,100
Prove yourself at Millwall.
That'll sort it out.
476
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:03,800
Yeah, do the business down there,
and you'll be an hero in his eyes.
477
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:30,600
Will you stop moaning about beer?
All you do is complain about beer.
478
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,700
I'll be opening bottles with my fuckin' teeth
all the way up there, Bill.
479
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,800
Could have done with a couple of cans.
480
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,900
Shouldn't have had that chicken burger.
481
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,400
Stone me, it's them Stoke fans that done us.
482
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,900
- Where?
- Over there. Look. It's them.
483
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,900
- It is them.
- It is an' all.
484
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,200
On the Rory, on the Rory, on the Rory.
485
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,500
Listen. We'll get the beers safe.
Then we'll outflank 'em, yeah?
486
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,700
I ain't saying a word.
487
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,500
What the fuck are you doing?
488
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,600
There's two of them Stoke fans that done us.
489
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,000
Drop 'em now. We'll be late for the meet.
490
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,300
Fuck 'em. They kicked the shit out of us.
491
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,300
No. The gavvers are over there.
492
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,700
I'll give you fuckin' "no"!
493
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,200
Northern cunt!
494
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,300
Fuckin' idiots.
495
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,200
Slow down, you two, for fuck's sake!
496
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,000
What, was you fuckin' bullied at school,
was you?
497
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,700
Have fun, boys.
498
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,700
Who are you fuckin' looking at?
499
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,100
Billy's extensive vocabulary
would never get him into Parliament.
500
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,200
And this lot could be West Ham,
Cardiff, Arsenal, Stoken even Man United.
501
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,000
Don't matter to me.
The odds don't look very good.
502
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,900
Know what? I think I'll call it a night. Tom?
503
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,800
Yeah, let's go and have a beer.
504
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:18,500
Yeah, good idea. We'll jog on.
What about you, Tom?
505
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,500
All right, boys. I'll see you in a bit.
Order us some Miller.
506
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,400
- Light?
- Er... regular.
507
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,300
- No problem.
- See you later.
508
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,400
You all right down there, mister?
509
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,000
What happened to you?
510
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:24,200
I've had the shit kicked out of me.
What about you?
511
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,900
Me? I'm dead.
512
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,500
Bill! Rod!
513
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,000
Help! Where are you?
514
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,700
Bill! Help!
515
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,900
Fuckin' hell.
516
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,300
Liven yourself up.
We're in court in half an hour.
517
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,700
Court? What?
518
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800
Fuck... What about my dream?
519
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,400
What the fuck was that dream a about?
Who was the pikey kid with the bandaged face?
520
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:55,000
Where was that tunnel? What did i all mean?
521
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,300
Fuck it. Must be that nutty skunk again.
522
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,600
What's wrong with you, Bright?
You're 40 years old,
523
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,500
and still you offend persistently.
524
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,500
I see children with more common sense.
525
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,300
What did you say?
526
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,000
Don't you dare answer me with that
insolent tongue of yours, you fat fucking slob!
527
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:17,200
The Establishment call us chidren while
they're at King's Cross having sex with 'em.
528
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,200
I should tell this old queer
to join us down at Millwall.
529
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,100
He might enjoy swapping that silly wig
for having a row.
530
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:27,300
Yes, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. It won't happen
again, sir. You can be sure of that.
531
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,700
I do hope that's the case, Mr Bright.
I'm passing this over for reports.
532
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,500
I'll see you in a month for sentence.
533
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,400
- And Bright
- Yes, sir?
534
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,100
If you appear before me again before that date,
535
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,100
I won't hesitate to give you
a custodial sentence of a least five years...
536
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,300
Why is it, while I'm having hightmares
about dead kids,
537
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,500
Rod's slipping into the court clerk?
What's he got I'm missing?
538
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,400
Shame. He's hung like a pike in here.
539
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,300
And it's tricky
cos he's been known to get serious.
540
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,100
How are the tulips selling?
They flew out at the market.
541
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,700
What's happening, Tom?
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542
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,800
Here. I got nicked with Bright the other day,
kicking off with the OB. You'd have loved it.
543
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:18,900
Nice one, Tom. Sounds really clever.
It's not my scene any more.
544
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,700
Yeah, well, I'm just saying.
545
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:25,900
Well, go and say it somewhere else, and don't
come down my stall giving it the big 'un.
546
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,200
All right. Slow down, Ad.
547
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,400
Slow down?
I'll tell you about fuckin' "slow down".
548
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,700
What's the matter with you, clumping people?
Ain't it about time you started growing up?
549
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,900
You're nearly 30. You wanna get hold
of yourself. It's all a lot of bollocks, anyway.
550
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,600
- What?
- You're a bright kid. Work it out.
551
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,400
- Here you are.
- No, they're from both of us.
552
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,500
Tommy... think about it.
553
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,200
Nearly 30? What's he on about?
554
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,300
Jesus! I only wanted a bunch of fuckin' flowers,
and he tells me to think about my life.
555
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,200
See you, Albert.
556
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,100
What's Harris and Bright doing there?
557
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,300
I could hardly stop them, Bill.
558
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,200
They're foolish men, Tom.
559
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:54,800
Harris think s we're connected
cos I fought in the war.
560
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000
What he doesn't understand is, I fought to stop
people like him with their Fascist opinions.
561
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,200
Billy is a fuckin' idiot.
562
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,700
Are you still going to Australia?
563
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,700
I don't know. There's a spare ticket
going begging, if you're interested.
564
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,800
Your cousins would love to see you.
565
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,900
Do yourself a favour.
566
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,900
Put a bit of distance between you
and all that stuff you're mixed up in.
567
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,200
I'm all right, Bill.
568
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,900
I'm just having a laugh.
569
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,000
Well, just be careful.
570
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Next time you visit the boneyard,
it could be in a box.
571
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,500
What are you fuckin' doing here,
you little cunt?
572
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,900
I've come to pay my respects.
573
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,400
Well, you're not wanted.
574
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,800
Let's have it right. You didn't even
fuckin' know him, did you? Did you?
575
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,700
Well, put your soppy cap on,
then, and fuck off.
576
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,100
Go on, jog on.
577
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,200
Don't forget our appointment.
578
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,900
All right, boys? What's happening?
579
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,400
Why have you got a dartboard
drawn on your shirt, Zeb?
580
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,900
Well, what's it got to do with you, you mug?
581
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,100
All right, boys. First one to a hundred.
582
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,000
Aaaarghh!
583
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,200
Aaaarghh!
584
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,600
Stand up straight.
585
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,900
He wants to know
which one stole the PlayStation.
586
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,300
Me.
587
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,900
Good call. Crack on.
588
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,800
Aaaarghh!
589
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800
Oi, shithead, hold your hand out.
590
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,100
- What, Zeb?
- I said, hold your hand out.
591
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,200
Just a kid, ain't you?
592
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,800
You hold your hand out, Zeb.
Let's see how old you are.
593
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,800
Are you trying to fuckin' mug me off?
594
00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:01,700
With Millwall round the corner,
it was time for the juniors to play
595
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Nice to see Billy and Fred
could put their differences aside
596
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,100
when it come to their kids.
597
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:11,600
Bit of a coincidence, eh? Our kids play against
each other just before we meet in the Cup.
598
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:15,200
Somehow, I don't think this game's
gonna get quite as messy. Do you?
599
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,300
Fancy yourselves in bandit country, then?
600
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,800
Well, let's have it right.
If history's anything to go by,
601
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,600
last time we met you lot,
we ran you all over London.
602
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,600
You couldn't run 100 yards, mate!
603
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,300
- Won't fuckin' need to, either!
- Don't get lemon, Bill. It don't suit you.
604
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,800
Spell it, you cunt.
605
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,700
C-U-N-T. Cunt.
606
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,800
I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks.
607
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,700
We'll see about lemon when you're lost
in deep south, you fat fuckin' prick.
608
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:43,200
Whoa! Now we're getting personal.
Now, what's your problem?
609
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:47,000
That you have to open your kebab shop soon
or that you buy Charlie off a white man?
610
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:52,500
Well, how does it feel doing business with
a Turk, when you're supposed to be right wing?
611
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,500
Scooby-Do's less confused than you.
612
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:56,900
You'll be confused when I open your canister up.
613
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,200
You wanna wait till the game or make one now?
614
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:02,500
Don't punch above your weight,
you long streak of piss.
615
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:05,400
Well, stop punching your old woman about,
then, wanker.
616
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,200
What did you fuckin' say, you mug?
617
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,800
You fuckin' heard, you fat fuckin' Johnson cunt.
618
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,800
Fuckin' mug! Look at you, you cunt!
619
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,700
Get off me, you... Get off me, you cunt!
620
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,200
Fuck this. If they can't be grown up, let's go.
621
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,000
I'll fuckin' do you!
622
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:39,400
Just as I thought.
Rod's been plating the court clerk's Gary,
623
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,900
and now she wants to meet his mates.
624
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,600
I told him I already met her in the dock,
but he insisted on a social one.
625
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:51,300
And why is it that when your best mate meets
a girl, he quickly changes into a fuckin' melt,
626
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,700
and acts like
he's only known you for ten minutes?
627
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:58,600
So... what do you do, then, Thomas?
628
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:01,900
Thomas?
Kick people's fuckin' heads in for a laugh.
629
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,400
And you shoud know, div.
You read the charges out.
630
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,400
Me?
631
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,400
I work long and hard.
632
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:13,900
Sounds like Rod!
633
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,100
- Yeah?
634
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,100
Cor...
635
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,300
Jesus, he's really picked one here.
The worst sort of all.
636
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:32,900
Wannabe middle-class scum.
I'd like to kick the cunt back to Penge.
637
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,500
Seems nice.
638
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,800
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a top bloke.
639
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,800
Bill, it's Tom. Fancy a quiet drink?
I'm bored out of my skull.
640
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,900
Meet me at work around seven in the morning.
641
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,100
Don't worry. I'll bring my tools.
642
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:49,500
- Fancy a sauna?
- Good call, Bill.
643
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,600
Johnson!
644
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,700
Johnson!
645
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:12,200
All right, Billy. What's it gonna be today?
A little lavender head massage?
646
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,400
No, forget that and just crack straight on
with the blow job, eh?
647
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,800
Stone me, she won't be working for a week.
What was that screaming about?
648
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,400
- What do you think?
- Good boy.
649
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,100
What do you think the screaming was about?
I'm having a fuckin' breakdown.
650
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:30,100
With my back against the wall there was
only one thing for it - seek counsle from Bright.
651
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,200
Bill, can I talk to you for a minute?
652
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,500
Yeah, yeah, course you can, son.
653
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:38,800
It's just er... I keep...
654
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,500
I dunno. I just keep... You know?
655
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:46,400
Yeah, yeah, I know.
656
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,900
- Really?
- Yeah, I know.
657
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,400
Fuck! Fuck it.
I thought it was just me.
658
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:59,300
No, listen.
It happens to me all the time.
659
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,600
No, don't worry about it. It's sweet.
660
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,400
Don't worry. I'm gonna sort you out.
661
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,600
Thank s, Bill.
You're a fuckin' good man.
662
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,200
Listen. Don't mention it.
663
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,500
- Here you are.
- What?
664
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,200
Go on son. Crack on. Go on.
665
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,500
Enjoy!
666
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:26,600
Should have seen that one coming.
667
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,900
The last person on earth you want to talk to
when you're paranoid
668
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:32,800
Ask Bright for advice, and
you get fuckin' Viagra.
669
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,600
And what a good mate he was
in my time of need.
670
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,200
Fuckin' fat little cunt
lazing about with his Penge minge.
671
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,500
Wake up, sleepy.
672
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,800
That was my parents on the phone.
673
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,800
They're coming to London at the weekend
and want to take us out.
674
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,600
Well, as long as it ain't Saturday.
We got Millwall.
675
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,500
It is Saturday, Rod.
676
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:35,700
What about Sunday?
677
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:40,200
They're going to my brother's in Reading.
Don't tell me you'd rather go to football.
678
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,800
Well, I am male.
679
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:43,900
It's one game.
680
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,600
I am male.
681
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:48,100
But my parents only come round
once every few months.
682
00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:51,000
Yeah, Millwall comes round
less than the eclipse, babe.
683
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,600
Well, don't just run out.
684
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:56,900
- I'm going to work.
- Let's talk about it, eh?
685
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,500
There's nothing to talk about.
686
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:02,000
You either meet my parents on Saturday
or you never meet them.
687
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,600
All right, boys?
688
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,100
Yeah. Sweet. Speak to you later.
689
00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,300
Fuck off.
690
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,400
- Are you serving?
- Yeah, what do you need? Whites or browns?
691
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,700
Hit him, hit him! Hit the cunt.
692
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,600
Come here.
693
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,500
Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
694
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,900
Grab the fuckin' rock.
Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
695
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,000
Cunt!
696
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:00,600
Come on!
697
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,900
- Fuckin' hell!
- Shit, that must have been Zeberdee.
698
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,600
Come, let's go.
699
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:18,000
My grandad's life
was disappearing in front of his eyes.
700
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:22,800
With Albert dead, he had no-one, apart from me,
so it was time to give him some family support,
701
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:25,500
and maybe even some friendly advice.
702
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,400
You should come to Millwall at the weekend.
That'll liven you up a bit.
703
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,500
You all right for money, Bill?
704
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,900
Cos you know you've only got to ask.
705
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,400
I'm earning a few quid down the market now.
706
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,300
It ain't as if I got a bird to spend it on.
707
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:46,600
Unlike Rod.
708
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,000
You sound over the moon about that.
709
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,700
Yeah, well...
710
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,700
Your chance'll come.
711
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Don't you ever get the itch?
712
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,500
Yeah.
713
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,200
I can see myself on a sun lounger
in my back garden,
714
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,700
a couple of kids running about...
715
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,800
sipping my Pimm's quietly.
716
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,300
Kids, eh?
717
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,700
Yeah. Why not?
718
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,100
What's their names?
719
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:23,400
Dorian, after my mate.
720
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,000
Dorian?
721
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,100
Both of them?
722
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:29,300
Yeah, probably.
723
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,900
What if they're girls?
724
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,100
Dorian.
725
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,800
You're a good boy, Tom.
726
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,600
Keep your eye on my wallet, Bill.
727
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,600
I'm going to the toilet.
728
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:04,500
I tell you what, Fred.
729
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,500
This area beats South London hands down.
730
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:12,000
Bollocks, does it.
I'll have Bermondsey any day.
731
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,700
It's full of spivs and skint hoorays round here.
732
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,900
I just wanna find this fuckin' Tommy Johnson
and get out of here.
733
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,800
Let's just cut him and fuck off back over south.
734
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,600
You're not wrong.
735
00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,500
Oi, you, skint boat, come here.
736
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,600
- Me?
- Yes, fuckin' you. Come here.
737
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,000
Come on.
738
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,900
Ever heard of a geezer
called Tommy Johnson?
739
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,800
Johnson...
740
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:48,600
Johnson...
741
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,400
No, I've never heard of him, mate.
742
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,900
Yeah?
743
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,300
Yeah.
744
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:57,900
So, what's your name?
745
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,700
- What?
- I said, what's your fuckin' name?
746
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,400
Dorian.
747
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,100
Poof!
748
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,800
Dorian? Sounds like a fuckin' poof.
749
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,900
Yeah, I know.
750
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,400
Just a name, though, innit?
751
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,900
Prove it.
752
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:19,900
Prove what?
753
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,400
Stop fuckin' stuttering,
and fuckin' prove it.
754
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,600
Just show him some fuckin' brief.
755
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,200
Er...
756
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,600
I ain't got my wallet on me, mate.
757
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:38,100
Go on, then. Fuck off, you mug. Go on.
758
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,100
Hang on.
759
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,800
We'll see who the fuck you really are.
Give us your phone.
760
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,200
Who's this?
761
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,600
Hello. It's Rod. Is Dorian there?
762
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:03,500
You've had a fuckin' touch. Little mug.
763
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:05,500
Come on. Let's go.
764
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,100
Do you reckon he's somewhere else?
765
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:21,000
We'll try the other gaff.
He's got to be here somewhere.
766
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,300
Fuckin' hell! Did your arse drop, son?
767
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:42,100
You'd fuckin' think so! I tell you.
768
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:46,300
The moment I seen them follow you in,
I knew you'd give them a dodgy name.
769
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,600
It's a little trick we picked up in the army.
770
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,800
I'm definitely calling my kids Dorian now.
Dorian.
771
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:53,600
- Dorian.
- Dorian.
772
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:57,700
See you, Rodder,
I fuckin' love you sometimes. Do you know that?
773
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,200
You ain't too bad yourself, Johnson.
774
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,500
I'm well up for it now.
The omens are good. Millwall who?
775
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,000
I'm gonna have a right
fuckin' buzz down there.
776
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,200
Yeah.
777
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,900
Don't say it, Rod.
778
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:14,700
What?
779
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,300
You fuckin' know.
780
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,800
Look, Tom, fuckin'...
Her mum and dad are coming down.
781
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Tom, you'll need these
where you're going.
782
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,900
How you doing, mister?
783
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,500
Nah. Not good. You?
784
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,200
Still dead.
785
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,100
Sorry about that. Am I?
786
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:10,500
No, you're still alive.
787
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:13,600
- Who are you, mate?
- Don't know mate.
788
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,100
Can't tell till I
take these bandages off.
789
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,000
What?
790
01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:49,100
What do you mean, "what"?
791
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,900
What are you looking at me like that for?
792
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,800
You don't know?
793
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:57,300
What, Rod?
794
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,700
You don't remember what
you done last night?
795
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:06,600
I was fuckin' lashed, wasn't I?
796
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:13,500
Last thing I remember was being in the boozer
with you and my grandad.
797
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,400
Jesus, Tom...
798
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,000
For fuck's sake, Rod, what's so bad?
799
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,600
You don't remember Barbara?
800
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,600
Barbara who?
801
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,900
You tried to get off
with Billy's wife.
802
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,900
Fuck off.
803
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:31,100
And when she blanked you, you beat her up.
804
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,500
- What?
- You broke her fuckin' jaw, Tom.
805
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,600
I know you're winding me up, Rod.
806
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,300
Please tell me you're winding me up, Rod.
807
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,100
I ain't, mate.
808
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:51,900
Fuck off, King. I tell you what.
I'll ring Zeb. He'll fuckin' know.
809
01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,400
All right, Zeb?
810
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,700
Fuckin' hell, Tom. I don't know what to say.
811
01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:03,700
You went berserk mate.
812
01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:07,900
I've got to wash my hands of this one.
The cunt's been playing darts with me.
813
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,000
What am I gonna do, Rod?
814
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,100
You're gonna have to go round there.
815
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,900
What?
816
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,100
Just go round there and fuckin' beg.
817
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:26,900
Well, that's a good idea. I might as well
break her fuckin' nose while I'm at it.
818
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,500
I don't know what else to say to you, Tom.
819
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,400
No, you're right. I'II...
820
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,900
I'll fling myself on my knees
and let him kick the fuck out of me.
821
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,600
Hopefully,
he'll have mercy on me if I'm on the floor.
822
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,300
You know him better than me, mate.
823
01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:45,800
That's the problem. I know what he'll do.
824
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,700
Johnson.
825
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,100
Listen, Bill, listen.
On my life, I don't remember nothing.
826
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:36,100
I was obviously smashed out of my tree.
I've woke up...
827
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:38,500
I'm none the wiser, Bill. Please, Bill.
828
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,000
I don't know what's gone on, mate
swear to you. Please Bill. Please.
829
01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:43,600
My life.
830
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:51,100
You soppy, muggy streak of piss.
I can't fuckin' believe you fell for that!
831
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,200
If you'd touched my woman,
you'd already be dead!
832
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,100
Fuckin' arseholes.
833
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,600
Fuckin' funny, that, innit?
834
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:05,100
Go on. Have a fuckin' laugh, will you?
Go on. Really fuckin'...
835
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:07,400
I really fuckin' need this at the moment,
836
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:11,700
what with my dreams,
fuckin' florists, fuckin' billboards...
837
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:12,900
Bollocks!
838
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,100
Cunts.
839
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,800
On his fuckin' knees!
840
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,000
With mates like mine
you certainly don't need enemies. Jesus.
841
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,300
Three weeks ago, I was getting on with my life.
842
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,400
But now, with Millwall round the corner,
I'm half the man I was, which ain't saying much.
843
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,600
And the worst is yet to come.
844
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,400
Here's Mark with the sport.
845
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,600
Well, the third round takes place this Saturday,
846
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,100
and of course the pick of the ties
has got to be Chelsea against Millwall.
847
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,700
I know police leave
is cancelled, but this goes beyond that.
848
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,400
This is that ancient rivalry...
849
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,800
Hello, Bill.
850
01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:55,300
Donna, give him a pint, love.
Put 'em on the tab.
851
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,800
- How's your luck?
- Not bad, Billy. How are you?
852
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,100
Right. Same as before.
853
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,700
I'll take some of you lot
down through South Bermondsey,
854
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:08,400
and Tommy will take the
rest from Surrey Quays.
855
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,000
Where's the meet?
856
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,600
It can't be too far away.
857
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,700
They'll have spotters out all over the place.
858
01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:17,900
- And it's on top of the Old Bill before we start.
- What about Billy?
859
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,400
What about Billy?
860
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,300
He knows Millwall like the back of his hand.
861
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:25,500
Fuck Billy.
He don't know what he's doing any more.
862
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,100
Now, let's have it right.
We all know he's become a liability.
863
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:32,800
Granted, yeah he can have a row.
864
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,100
But he can't run a turnout
down in South London.
865
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:38,300
He's a fuckin' lunatic.
Look what happened in Liverpool.
866
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,900
Bollocksed the day up.
867
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,400
His problem is,
he's taken too much of that shit up his nose.
868
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:47,700
Just forget him.
869
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,400
Slow down. He's one of your own.
870
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,600
Hang on. You've got to make Harris right here.
871
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,800
It's like having a big kid around.
He's a fuckin' dope, mate.
872
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,200
Just let him take Zeberdee
and those chavvies. That'll do him.
873
01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,400
You just wipe your mouth of him.
874
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,200
He's a spent force.
875
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,800
Bill...
876
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,000
Bill!
877
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,000
What's the matter, babe?
878
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,600
You think I'm all right, don't you?
879
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,900
What?
880
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,500
I'm all right, aren't I?
881
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,600
Yeah, course you are, you silly sod.
882
01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:57,800
Come here.
883
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,800
Eat your dinner.
884
01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:21,300
Bright!
885
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,500
Don't fuckin' creep up
on me like that, you si!
886
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:27,100
Bill. Take it easy.
887
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,400
How comes you weren't down the pub
last night?
888
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,100
Fell asleep, didn't I?
889
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,600
How comes you know I weren't there?
890
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:37,600
Harris belled me and asked where you were.
891
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,400
Well, he didn't fuckin' bell me.
Maybe he forgot, eh?
892
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,200
- Got it?
- Fuck me! What's that for?
893
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,700
Millwall.
894
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:51,600
Don't be stupid.
You can't take a gun down there.
895
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,200
- It's only a flare gun.
- What are you on about? You'll kill someone.
896
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,400
Meant to be having a laugh aren't we?
897
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,400
Fuckin' hell, Bill.
898
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,100
You're on the turn, ain't you?
899
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,600
- You ain't got nothing to prove.
- Ain't I?
900
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:39,100
You look as handsome
as you did on our wedding day.
901
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:41,500
Where are your medals?
902
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,900
You can't go to Whitehall without them, dear.
903
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:48,100
You're a hero William.
Go and put them on dear.
904
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:51,100
Make me the proudest woman alive.
905
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,800
Don't look at me.
906
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,200
Yeah, go on. Fuck off, you Pakis.
907
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:41,500
Fuck off!
908
01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:44,700
Got the little chavvy?
Corned beefs all over the gaff.
909
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,200
I know, I know, I know.
910
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,100
Did you see the state of his boat?
Did you see it?
911
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,800
You don't even know you're fuckin' born!
912
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,700
Oh, fuck off.
913
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,600
Go on, fuck off, you old mug!
914
01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:07,700
I know who I am now.
915
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,600
Show me, then.
916
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,600
All right, for fuck's sake.
917
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:41,000
Hurry up, lazy bollocks.
It's Millwall today.
918
01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,700
You all right?
919
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,700
I'm sweet, mate. I'm fuckin' buzzing.
This is it.
920
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:50,700
What's wrong?
You look like you've seen a ghost.
921
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Listen, Zeb. Listen, listen.
922
01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:56,700
You... You'd better just...
923
01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:00,300
What, Tom?
Fucking hell, Tom, what had I better do?
924
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,500
Just look after yourself. It might turn ugly.
925
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:07,700
Don't worry about me.
I'm gonna be a fuckin' hero.
926
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,200
Liven up, we've got to meet the others.
927
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:14,500
I tell you, it's a fuckin' buzz! Come on!
928
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,100
Here, Tom, where's Rod?
929
01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,700
Fuck knows. You all right?
930
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:05,600
Yeah. Couldn't sleep, could I? Fuckin' buzzing.
931
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:23,900
The wretch from Penge had got her claws in,
and only a miracle could bring him back.
932
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:27,200
But I couldn't see it happening.
I'd lost him when I needed him most.
933
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:31,300
And not even someone of Rod's calibre
woud have the bottle to say...
934
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,900
That espresso's really kicked in.
935
01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:36,000
Darling you don't drink espresso.
936
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:49,400
Tell me more about the air conditioning,
Rodney. I'm fascinated.
937
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,700
Air conditioning?
938
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:55,700
You told me you run an
air-conditioning firm.
939
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,300
Well, we have a few vans out on jobs at once
most of the time.
940
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,400
Well, it's always busier in the summer.
941
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,900
Nothing like a soaring temperature
to help the work.
942
01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:07,800
Anyway, most of the time I just sit
around the office, waiting for the weekend.
943
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:11,000
Don't get me wrong.
I love the money the job pays.
944
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:15,600
But my real passion lies
in kicking people's fucking heads in at football.
945
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:19,500
See, I've got to channel it somewhere,
and as you can tell by my bulging stomach,
946
01:14:19,700 --> 01:14:22,300
I don't participate in too
many sporting activities.
947
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,700
And I don't do drugs.
948
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,800
Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot.
949
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,700
So, I need my release, and a good fuckin' fight
seems the best way. Wouldn't you agree?
950
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,600
Maybe not
951
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:38,400
At least I wouldn't be walking around like you -
fuckin' horrible cunts with sticks up your arses,
952
01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:41,600
trying to pretend
your little suburban nightmare's all right.
953
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,300
Then again,
it just depends which way you look at it.
954
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,600
Mate, can we have the...
955
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,000
No, I'll...
956
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,100
Rod! I fuckin' knew you'd make it!
957
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,300
Wouldn't miss it for the world, mate.
958
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,600
There's a fuckin' shot, man.
959
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,200
You lot fuckin' ready for us, or what?
960
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:41,500
Well, let's see how game you really are.
961
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:45,800
So, come and find us, then, shithead.
962
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,400
Oh, and be careful.
Remember you're gonna be in deep south.
963
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,300
Away from all the crowds and the ready eye.
964
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,100
So, watch your fuckin' backs.
965
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,800
- Fuckin' hell!
- Let's have it!
966
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:18,100
Hello, Tom.
967
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,500
What's happening, Joe boy?
968
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,100
Everything's sweet round here.
969
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,500
- Where's Harris?
- On his way from South Bermondsey.
970
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,600
Get yourself up on the bridge lively.
971
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:26,900
Later on. Bye.
972
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,700
- Hello, Joe, son. Where are you?
- On the bridge. It's all quiet down here.
973
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
Keep your eyes peeled.
WeŽll be there soon.
974
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,800
Give you a bell if I see anything.
975
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,800
- Crack on.
- Speak to you later.
976
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,300
- Right. Here you are. It's sweet.
- Other end of the bridge, lively.
977
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,700
Sweet, Bill?
Get down here all right?
978
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,000
30 years I've stood
toe to toe with you.
979
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,100
You fuckin' mug me off like that?
980
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,200
Forget it.
981
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:18,500
Anyone who runs is gonna get
properly served up when we get home.
982
01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,300
You got it?
983
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,700
Are you all right, son, yeah?
984
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:26,400
Yeah. Are you?
985
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,500
I've got to tell you now.
I've got a really bad fuckin' feeling about this.
986
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,200
Come on! For fuck's sake.
987
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,700
Oi. Oi. Hold it here.
Hold it. Hold it.
988
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,300
Hold it.
Oi. Keep your fuckin' voices down.
989
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,300
Keep your fuckin' voices down.
990
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,900
Keep it quiet. Keep it quiet.
991
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,100
Fuckin' wankers!
992
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:08,000
Fuck.
993
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:18,800
Cunts!
994
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,000
You and your f...
995
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,700
Clear the area.
996
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:36,700
Immediately.
997
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,400
Fuckin' cunt!
998
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,700
Disperse, immediately.
999
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,400
I repeat: disperse now.
1000
01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,500
Clear the area.
1001
01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:08,800
Get him!
1002
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,500
Step on the cunt!
1003
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,900
Get the cunt on the floor.
Get into him!
1004
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,500
Johnson! Johnson!
Leave my fuckin' brother in Casualty, you cunt?
1005
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,700
Get the fuck back!
1006
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,100
Get out of the way!
1007
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,700
Leave it.
1008
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,100
You nearly wound up in
the boneyard, my son.
1009
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,100
How come you're here?
1010
01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:24,300
They call it grieving.
1011
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,900
I call it falling fuckin' over.
1012
01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:34,600
Rod and the others was up.
Brought you some grapes.
1013
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:40,500
Was er... Zeberdee there?
1014
01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:43,200
Erm... young fella with black hair?
1015
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,500
What, that little prick?
Yes, he was.
1016
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,500
Thank fuck for that.
1017
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:58,000
What about Australia, Bill?
1018
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,100
I'll fly next Tuesday.
1019
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,300
What about you?
1020
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,800
What about me?
1021
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,700
Huh!
1022
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,400
Was it worth it?
1023
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:30,600
Kicked half to death,
florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions.
1024
01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,700
One of the old soldiers gone for ever.
1025
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:34,300
Bright gone for a seven,
1026
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:39,100
and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing
I'll be pulling for months is a chain.
1027
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:43,300
After all that you really do
have to ask yourself if it was a worth it.
1028
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,400
Course it fuckin' was.
1029
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,100
Yeah, just get a pint over here.
1030
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:13,300
They reckon, as soon as he got sentenced,
he started crying his eyes out.
1031
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:16,500
I'll do it standing on my head, you mug.
Fuck off.
1032
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:21,700
You corrupt cunt. It's people like you
that are ruining this fuckin' country, you nonce.
1033
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,000
- Take him down.
- Fuckin' mug.
1034
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,800
Here you are.
1035
01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:30,300
- Where are you going, you slippery cunt?
- Khazi. He gave me a livener.
1036
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:33,500
Zeb, leave me some,
or you're fuckin' dead.
1037
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,800
What's happenin', Zeberfuckindee?