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(CHILDREN PLAYING)

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

3
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Everybody inside!

4
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Come on.
Time for your chores.

5
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But, Sister Mary-Mengele,
the game's tied.

6
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Can't we just play another
couple minutes? Please!

7
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No, you can't.
Now get inside.

8
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And pick up
that soccer can

9
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and put it back
in the equipment shed
where it belongs.

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Wait a second, Sis,
you got to hear us out.

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(SINGING)
We didn't ask for this

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We didn't pray for this

13
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I may not have a sis
Or know my mother's kiss

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But that doesn't
matter because

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Everybody is special

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We're not inconsequential

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MARY-MENGELE:
Shut up!

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What do you think this is,
The Sound of Music?

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Get in there.
Come on.

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Enough with
the singing.

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One, two, three,
four, five, six

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Roadrunner, roadrunner

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Come on, come on, move it.
No wonder your parents
didn't want yous.

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(CAR APPROACHING)

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Gonna drive
past the Stop & Shop
With the radio on

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I'm in love
with Massachusetts

27
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And the neon
when it's cold outside

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And the highway
when it's late at night

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With the radio on

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(SCREAMS)

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(BABY COOING)

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(GASPS)

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Good Lord!

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Mother Superior,
come quickly!

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Oh, my!
Angels from heaven!

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They're like the Holy Trinity.
I get to give them the first
bottle.

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Let me give
them a bath.

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Can they sleep
in my room tonight?

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Now hold on, ladies.
Everyone's going
to get their turn.

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NUN: It's not my turn,
get somebody else.
(SIGHING)

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Sister Ricarda,
how about you?

42
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Will you please
go tell the boys to
come down for lunch?

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I would, Mother Superior,
I swear I would,

44
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but the doctor told me
to steer clear of them
for a couple of weeks,

45
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on account
of my nerves.

46
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How about you,
Sister Rosemary?

47
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Oh, yeah!
Just like the Army?

48
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Put the black folks
on the front line. Uh-uh.

49
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What about
Sister Mary-Mengele?
She knows how to handle them.

50
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Oh, poor thing.
She has a toothache,
so she went to lie down.

51
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You mean
she's asleep?

52
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Where are the boys?

53
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Huh.

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I haven't seen a case
like this in years.

55
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And would you look at all
that metal in her mouth.

56
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Must be too much
iron in the water.

57
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Don't you worry, Sis.
You're in good hands.

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We'll have that
bum tooth out
in no time.

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(GRUNTING)

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Anesthetic.
Anesthetic.

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Anesthetic.

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Fifteen milligrams.
Give.

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Five, ten, fifteen.

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(SNORING)

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
MOTHER SUPERIOR: Boys?

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(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

67
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Open up, please.

68
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It's the head penguin.
Boxcar seven on three.
Break.

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One, two, three.

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I said open this door.

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(PRACTICING VIOLIN)

72
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What are you
three up to?

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Just dabbling
in the arts.

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Indubitably.

75
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Oh! Well,
lunch is ready.

76
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Oh, boy. Eats.

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(WHOOPING EXCITEDLY)

78
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You're not going
to believe this.

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That rich couple just called.
They're going to be
here in five minutes.

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Oh, goodness!
But we're not prepared.

81
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All right, well,
you'd better inform
all the children

82
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and tell them to make
themselves presentable.

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What about Moe,
Larry and Curly?

84
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Well, you know
what to do,

85
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just throw them some chew toys
and keep them out of sight.

86
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We were thinking that

87
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maybe this time
we could hide
the other kids

88
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and then with a little help
from the Lord we could...

89
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It's called
the bait and switch.

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(GASPS)

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Absolutely not!

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Look, as much as I would love
to see those boys get adopted,

93
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I'm afraid they're
not ready yet.

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And I can't chance
scaring off another couple.

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That's it! I quit.

96
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What?
It's too dangerous

97
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living around here
with those three boys.

98
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I need a safer
working environment.

99
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But where
would you go?

100
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Don't worry about me.

101
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I got a cousin who hauls
traps on one of those
Alaskan crab boats.

102
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One of the crew fell off
and got eaten by sharks.

103
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He's going to slide me
right into that slot.

104
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You think they got
room for one more?

105
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Okay, hold on, everybody.
Just wait a minute.

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(SIGHS)

107
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Have the boys
meet me in my office.

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MRS. HARTER: I hope
you'll forgive us
for coming early.

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We just couldn't
stand to wait
another day.

110
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Oh, we understand,
Mrs. Harter.

111
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This is a
great surprise.

112
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We have three delightful
youngsters for you to meet.

113
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Three?
We were under the impression
there were more than that.

114
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Nope, that's it.
Just the three.

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Children, get on in here.
Mr. And Mrs. Harter don't
have all day.

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ALL: (HARMONIZING) Hello

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Hello.

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(HEADS KNOCK)

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How precious.

120
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Yes, I certainly
don't envy you

121
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having to choose between
such amazing children.

122
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The choice is easy.
I'm your guy.

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That is so cute.
(TAP DANCING)

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Absolutely adorable.
How long's he got?

125
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Hmm?

126
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He's taking
chemo, right?

127
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No, no, no, he's
healthy as a mule.

128
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And almost as smart.

129
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Recede, Bojangles.

130
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Pick me. I make the best
potato peel and eggshell
smoothies in town.

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(LAUGHS)

132
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If you choose me,
I'll let you play
with my pet rat, Nippy.

133
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I even taught him
a few tricks.

134
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Oh, boys
and their rodents.

135
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Mother Superior,
may I have a glass
of milk, please?

136
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Oh, who is this?

137
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Hi, my name is Teddy,
and someday I'm going
to have a puppy.

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MRS. HARTER:
Oh, my God!
He's wonderful.

139
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I thought you said
there were only the three.

140
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I never said that.
I said about three.

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All right, Teddy,
get in line with
the others.

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Go ahead.

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(GROWLING)

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Down, boy.

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MOTHER SUPERIOR:
Straighten up, boys.

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Mr. And Mrs. Harter
have a big decision
to make.

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Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.

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(SIGHS)

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Teddy, this is
going to be a day
you'll never forget.

150
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My wife and I
have decided

151
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that our family
won't be complete

152
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until you tell Moe
that he's coming
home with us.

153
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What do you say, sport?
You want to be
part of a real family?

154
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Boy, would I ever!

155
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Thank you.
We're so excited.

156
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If you fellas are ever
out in horse country...

157
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(SNIFFLING)

158
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...shopping
for a polo pony,

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you'll look me up,
right?

160
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Sure, Moe.

161
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We'll, you know,
keep in touch.

162
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Ah! Quit your
blubbering.

163
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What are you trying to do?
Rain on my parade?

164
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No, Moe.
These are tears
of joy. Honest.

165
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Sorry.

166
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You fellas mind
if I have something
to remember you by?

167
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You name it, Moe.

168
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(MOANS)

169
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,751
Come here,
groundhog.

170
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,085
(GROANS)

171
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,798
Thanks, fellas.

172
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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

173
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Hey, Moe,
do you know what
day today is?

174
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No clue.

175
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It's your birthday.

176
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Really?

177
00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,105
To us it is,

178
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because today
is the day that you
came into our lives.

179
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So, what would you like
as a birthday present?

180
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Uh... I'm good.
This lollypop's really
hitting the spot.

181
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(LAUGHS) Now, come on.

182
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Come on, there's got to be
something that would
make your birthday complete.

183
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Just go crazy, champ.
Anything your heart desires.

184
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Well, when you
put it that way.

185
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Well? What is it?

186
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He, uh...

187
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He wants us to go back
and get his two friends.

188
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:02,977
Moe.

189
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:07,564
Three youngsters
are an awful lot to
take on all at once.

190
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,192
Don't you see, Pop,
that's the beauty of it.

191
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,194
It's not going to cost
you a dime extra.

192
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,946
Them two termites
can bunk with me.

193
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,739
I'll even split
my meals with them.

194
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,116
Yeah, I don't know,
Moe...

195
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,660
And you don't have
to worry about sending
them to fancy schools

196
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,204
because they're not
interested in reading
or numbers.

197
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,207
Heavy lifting
and ditch digging,
that's their dream.

198
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,420
Wow.

199
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,506
Those guys really
mean a lot to you,
don't they?

200
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,553
They're all
I've ever had.

201
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,973
Moe's right, honey.

202
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,267
We can't possibly separate
these three boys.

203
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,894
There we go.
That's my mom talking.

204
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,106
Forget it!
It was a bad idea.

205
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,233
I don't want nothing.

206
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,361
Mommy, Daddy.

207
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,738
Please!

208
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,074
Don't go.

209
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,413
Moe!

210
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,585
Moe, what are you
doing back?

211
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,253
Uh...

212
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,255
I...

213
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,924
Come on, spill it.
What happened?

214
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,093
They were
full of baloney.

215
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,220
As soon as we got on the road,
they start spouting off

216
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,558
about me eating my veggies
and washing behind my ears
and chores!

217
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,937
Get this, they wanted me to
clean the pool and squeegee
the tennis courts.

218
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,107
Every week!
Oh, and by the way...

219
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,942
(GROANS)

220
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,278
That's for all the
stupid things you did
while I was gone.

221
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,322
I told you
he'd find out.

222
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,325
Come on. Let's go start
a small brushfire
and whiz it out.

223
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,955
(SIGHS)

224
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,135
(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

225
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,721
It's 12:05
and nothing rang.

226
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,974
Weren't those morons
supposed to fix
the bell last week?

227
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:09,144
Have patience,
Sister Mary-Mengele,
they do their best.

228
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,105
At least they're working
on something in there.

229
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,815
Yeah, they've been
at it all morning.

230
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,527
Yeah, well,
I think I'll go have
a little word with them.

231
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,405
(HAMMERING)

232
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,616
When are you clowns
going to fix that...

233
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,493
(SAWING)

234
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,294
(SOUNDS STOP)

235
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,422
(BOYS SNORING)

236
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,678
I knew it.

237
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,145
(SNORTS)

238
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,238
(GROANING)

239
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,322
It's an earthquake.

240
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,491
Man the lifeboats.
Women and children
first.

241
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,704
(GASPS) It's Attila the Nun.
She's 100 yards out
and closing fast.

242
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,289
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

243
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,999
You're lucky
I'm not in charge

244
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,543
or you three would've
been run out of here
a long time ago.

245
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:19,506
Now, get up on that
roof and fix the bell,
you no-good lazy bums!

246
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,091
(YAWNING) Who're
you calling lazy?

247
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,927
You! And if any of yous
have got a problem with it

248
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,513
you can step
forward right now.

249
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,892
Oh, yeah? You got
something to say?

250
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,061
Go ahead, champ.
Show her who's boss.

251
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,397
(GRUNTING AND WHOOPING)

252
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,401
(BONES CRACKING)
(WAILING)

253
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,528
(BARKING)

254
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,613
(SNARLING)

255
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,072
(WHIMPERING)

256
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,533
(HISSING)

257
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,786
BOYS: And left, right, left.
Left, right, left.

258
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:53,040
Left, right, left.
Left, right, left.

259
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,375
And company halt.
Drop anchor.

260
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,045
Here we go, here we go.
There we go.

261
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,883
Success.
Success.

262
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,801
All right,
break it up.

263
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,471
How're we going to get
at the bell?
It's hiding in that box.

264
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,516
Why don't you go buy
a toupee with some brains
in it? We'll cut it open.

265
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,726
Hey, onion-head,
go on back to the shed
and grab the chainsaw.

266
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,102
Why doesn't
Larry go?

267
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,063
Because
he's got a headache.
No, I don't.

268
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,190
How about now?
Yeah, it's coming on.

269
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,399
(WHISTLING)

270
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,901
Hey, guys,
how's it hanging?

271
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,277
Heya, Murph.
Hey, Murph.

272
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,487
Hey, Murph.

273
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,571
You feeling
any better?

274
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,907
We missed you at the
poker game last night.

275
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,911
I'm okay, I guess.
So, who was the big winner?

276
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,621
Ah! Peezer
cleaned us out.

277
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,540
Peezer? He's seven.

278
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,124
Yeah, but he wears
those sunglasses,

279
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,251
you can't tell
what he's thinking.

280
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,920
We'll check in
on you later,
Murph.

281
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,505
See you.
MOE: Bye, Murph.

282
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,131
See you, Murph.

283
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,100
Monsignor Ratliffe?
We weren't expecting you.

284
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:57,771
I need to speak
to Mother Superior.
It's rather urgent.

285
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,816
Here you go, Murph.
Look what I brought you!

286
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,277
Oh, boy! Cheese!

287
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,655
Where'd you
snag this from?

288
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,282
Mousetraps
up in the attic.

289
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,700
(SPITS)

290
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,285
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

291
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,911
Oh, come on, Murph.

292
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,999
You got to keep up your
cheese molecules so you
can get your strength back.

293
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,627
Enough with
the melodrama.

294
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,796
I'm sorry, Murph.
It's just,

295
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,675
ever since my brother,
Weezer, got shipped
to that foster home

296
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,051
you're all I got.

297
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:31,179
Oh, Peez, come on.
Don't start feeling sorry
for yourself again.

298
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,182
You think you're the only kid
in the world who ever watched
his parents drown,

299
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,727
then got sent to an orphanage,
then a couple of weeks later

300
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:40,814
had his only brother
dragged away kicking and
screaming? Dude, it happens.

301
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,567
Yeah, I know
I'm being a wuss again.

302
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,529
Look, Peez,
I'm not going anywhere.

303
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,698
You and me,
we're family now.

304
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,034
We're BFFs forever.

305
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,827
Just like
Moe, Larry and Curly.

306
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,996
MOE: Where's Curly
with that saw?

307
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,415
How should I know?

308
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,167
Well, come on,
let's try to pry
this thing off.

309
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,085
All right.
We'll get this done
the right way.

310
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,630
Yeah.
Watch yourself.
Wedge it.

311
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,256
(BOTH GRUNTING)

312
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,925
We're getting
nowhere fast.
Wait a minute.

313
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,469
Hey, mongoose,
grab that sledgehammer.

314
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,220
On the count of three
hit down on this thing.

315
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,305
You got it.

316
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,223
Starting to get
a half a brain
in my skull here.

317
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,225
One, two, three.

318
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,685
(GROANS)

319
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,563
Sorry, Moe, it was an
honest mistake, honest!

320
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,023
Oh, that's okay, kid.

321
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,192
Mistakes can happen
in the best of families.

322
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,653
This sledgehammer
is probably just
a tad off-kilter.

323
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,987
Yeah, it did feel
a little funny.

324
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,072
Here, let me
have a look.

325
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,491
Yeah, I know what you...
Ow! My neck!

326
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,493
How do you feel now?
All right.

327
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,495
That's good. Come on,
what's a matter with you?

328
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,246
Quit wasting time.

329
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,832
And there's nothing
else we can do?

330
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,876
I'm afraid not.

331
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,172
(SIGHS)

332
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,344
Please send for Moe,
Larry and Curly.

333
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,263
I better give them
the news first.

334
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,432
Yes, Mother Superior.

335
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,605
I hope you're also
going to tell them
who's responsible for this.

336
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,441
Oh, let's not play
the blame game, Sister.

337
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,696
I'll just tell them
what they need to know.

338
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,115
(CURLY VOCALIZING)

339
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,244
(HONKS)

340
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,995
(CHAINSAW REVVING)

341
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,045
Ah! Ah!

342
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,380
(BARKING)

343
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,090
(CHAINSAW IDLING)

344
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,258
Ah!

345
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,051
(HUMMING)

346
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,855
I got the saw, Moe.

347
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,440
Yeah, well,
you're too late...
(EXCLAIMING)

348
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,651
What's a matter with you?
You trying to hurt someone?
Why you...

349
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,403
(WAILING)

350
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,406
Oh, look.

351
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,411
Now look what you did.
It's not my fault.

352
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,372
It was a chain reaction
on the saw. See? Saw.

353
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,374
Oh, a punster, eh?
Where's that hammer?

354
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,542
No.
Where's that hammer?

355
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,710
Give it to me.

356
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,044
CURLY: No, Moe,
please! Oh, Moe!

357
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,005
Oh, boys.

358
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,132
No, no, Moe!
I'm a victim of
circumstance!

359
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,050
I'll circumstance you!

360
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,017
Those morons.

361
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,811
MOE: Why you!
(CURLY WAILING)

362
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,313
What the...

363
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,023
Hey! Quit horsing
around, you two.

364
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,400
You're disturbing
my coffee break.

365
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,069
Oh, boy, donuts!
Where's mine?

366
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,738
They're small.

367
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,698
Why don't you
have two?
Okay.

368
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,200
Ah! (SHUDDERING)

369
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,829
Now look what you did,
Moe! You got donut
stuck in my ears.

370
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,665
Hey, you're in luck.
They got a donut
remover right here.

371
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,750
What's a donut
remover?

372
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,876
It's one of these.

373
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,046
"Donut Remove-uh."

374
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,380
Huh. What are
the odds of that?

375
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,465
MARY-MENGELE:
Hey, mugwumps!

376
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,884
Mother Superior
is looking for you.

377
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,011
Here, let me
get it for you.

378
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,139
(MOE STUTTERING)
(CURLY EXCLAIMING IN PANIC)

379
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,557
(DINGING)

380
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,267
(ECHOING)

381
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,020
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

382
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,856
Uh-oh! Is that
Sister Mary-Mengele?

383
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,441
I don't know,
but the face
rings a bell.

384
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,485
Remind me to gouge
your eyeballs out later.

385
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,779
Don't move a muscle, Sis,
we'll be right there.

386
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,697
Come on. Get going.
Be careful.

387
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,949
Here we go.

388
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,659
LARRY: Whoa! Whoa!

389
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,995
(MARY-MENGELE GROANS)

390
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,832
CURLY: Hey, Moe. Hey, Larry.
Fellas, do something!

391
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,542
Moe. Moe!

392
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,252
What's a matter with...
(GASPS)

393
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,838
Call 411! (WAILING)

394
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,799
Quick! Help me move
Sister M and M before
chowder-head crushes her.

395
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,133
Come on.

396
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,302
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

397
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,556
(MARY-MENGELE GROANS)

398
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,391
Come on, you!

399
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:50,063
You, help out.
You, grab that bucket,
splash some water on her.

400
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,566
Oh!

401
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,444
See, I told you
there's too much
iron in the water.

402
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,280
Speak to me, Sis.
Say a few parables.

403
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,284
I save 15 % on
my car insurance.

404
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,202
She seems fine to me.

405
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,246
Come on, let's go see
what Mother Superior wants.

406
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,956
(CURLY WHOOPING)

407
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,085
(HONKING)

408
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,964
(SCREAMING)

409
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,096
Hey, look! Some wise guy
is roughing up the sisters.

410
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,681
Why you!

411
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,310
Come on.

412
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,186
Picking on girls, eh?

413
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,526
How do you like
that, pretty boy?

414
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,362
You think you're
pretty smooth, huh?

415
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,997
Squish! Squish! Squish!

416
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,582
Get off of him!

417
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,919
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Oopsie-daisy!

418
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,004
Oh, I'm so sorry.

419
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,339
What are you doing?

420
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,050
We caught this lounge lizard
getting all handsy
with the nuns.

421
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,593
This is no
lounge lizard!

422
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,178
He's here on
official business.

423
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,014
Official business?
Why didn't you say so?

424
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,604
Pick me, I'll clip
your hedges.

425
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,189
I'll hedge
your clippers.
I'll fetch your slippers.

426
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,483
I'll scrub the stench
right off them dentures.

427
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,567
You idiots!

428
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:18,735
(ALL GROAN)

429
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,570
I'm not here to adopt!

430
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,531
This is Monsignor Ratliffe
from the diocese.

431
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,825
Oh, sorry about that,
Señor Ratlips.

432
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:31,206
Children, Sisters, everyone,
please gather round.

433
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,125
I have an
announcement to make.

434
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,835
Oh! Are we
getting pizza?

435
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920
MOTHER SUPERIOR:
Come, come.

436
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,506
Pull it in.

437
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,384
I'm sorry to have
to tell you all this,

438
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:47,347
but due to
the recent economic downturn
and some unforeseen expenses

439
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:51,768
the orphanage will be
forced to close down
at the end of the month.

440
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,520
(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)

441
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,856
But what's going to happen
to the children? And us.

442
00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:00,402
Well, you sisters
will be spread
around the diocese

443
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,738
and the children
will be sent
to foster homes.

444
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,700
Oh, boy, Foster's.
That's Australian
for beer.

445
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,159
Would you like that
in a bottle or a mug?

446
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,120
I'll take it
in a mug.
You got it.

447
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,746
MURPH: Foster home?

448
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:16,084
Forget it! I'm not
going to end up like
Peezer's brother, Weezer.

449
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,795
If someone wants to
adopt me, I'll listen.

450
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,715
But I'm not going anywhere
where they're getting paid
to love me.

451
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,092
Cheer up, Murph.
There's talk of pizza.

452
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,762
Wait a minute, Monsignor.
There's got to be
something we can do.

453
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,931
Yeah, what's it going to
take to save this place?

454
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,641
A lot of this.
LARRY: Oh!

455
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,437
Well, that's doable.
How many boogers
are we talking about?

456
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,648
Not boogers,
dollars, you moron.

457
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,026
Eight hundred
and thirty thousand
of them, to be exact.

458
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,068
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

459
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:46,031
You can't let them
close us down, Mother.
You can't!

460
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,615
This is our home.

461
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,286
Hold on there, skin-tags.
When do you need
that money by?

462
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,746
Thirty days.

463
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,831
Well, consider it done.
CURLY: That's right.

464
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,043
Thirty days from now we'll
have enough cash to rent
ten of these kid factories.

465
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,502
Oh, yeah, how?

466
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,298
Why, by doing
whatever it takes.

467
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,382
We'll climb
mountains.

468
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,425
We'll forge rivers.

469
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,760
We'll forge checks.

470
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,720
(LARRY LAUGHING)
MOE: Come on,
let's get packing.

471
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,305
Attention!

472
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,975
About face.

473
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:18,688
Company, march!
March! March,
march, march!

474
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,523
(CHILDREN WHOOPING)

475
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,778
LARRY: Goodbye, everybody.

476
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,988
Bye, guys.
Bye, you take care.

477
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,700
No cheating in cards.
I'll say hi to Santa.
Yeah, I will.

478
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,535
I'm concerned.

479
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,497
Those three boys
are going to be
eaten alive out there.

480
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,915
We're going
to try sushi.

481
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,125
BERNICE: They don't even
know anyone their own age.

482
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,753
All they know
is nuns and kids.

483
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:45,215
She's right, Mother Superior.
You know how long I've waited
for this day.

484
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,051
But now that it's here,
I don't know.

485
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:52,347
Well, what choice do we
have? They either leave
today or next month.

486
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:56,559
Like Moses in the desert,
I believe
the Lord will guide them

487
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,394
because they're
pure of heart.

488
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,522
And dim of wit.

489
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:04,692
MOTHER SUPERIOR: Boys.

490
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,697
Good luck to you.

491
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,993
Here's a little money
to get you through
your first few days.

492
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,703
Good luck, guys.

493
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,164
Don't worry, Peez,
you can tell Murph

494
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:19,958
we're going to be back
in a flash with the cash.

495
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,167
Yeah!

496
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,585
(CHEERING)

497
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,923
All right, children,
let's say goodbye.

498
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,635
ALL: (HARMONIZING) Goodbye

499
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,137
Goodbye.

500
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:36,975
(SINGING)
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine

501
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,562
Oh, this little
light of mine

502
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,606
I'm gonna
let it shine

503
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:47,110
Let it shine
Let it shine

504
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:50,238
Let it shine

505
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,322
(MIMICKING BASS)

506
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,365
This little
light of mine

507
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,449
Oh, Lord

508
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,492
I'm gonna let it shine

509
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,702
ROSEMARY:
I'm gonna let it

510
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,162
This little light of mine

511
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,038
I'm gonna
let it shine, yeah

512
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,206
I'm gonna let it shine

513
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,541
This little light of mine

514
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,834
I'm gonna let...

515
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:03,960
Shut up!

516
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:08,089
This ain't a revival,
it's an orphanage.

517
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,801
She's right.
Time's a-wasting.
Let's saddle up, boys.

518
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,471
Come on, get busy.

519
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,057
Seatbelt, check.
Check.

520
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,225
CURLY: Check.

521
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,310
Bell tone.

522
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,895
(RINGING)

523
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:22,979
Check.

524
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,022
Tow rope.

525
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,273
Check.

526
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,203
Hey, bunion-head,
you forgot to tie us
off to the handlebars.

527
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,622
I couldn't reach it
so I tied us to the
back tire.

528
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,998
Oh, good.

529
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,082
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

530
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,500
(GROANING)

531
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,753
MOE: You feather-brained...
I'm warning you!

532
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:48,463
LARRY: I think
we got a flat tire.

533
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,261
LARRY: Maybe we should let go.

534
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,735
MAC: Do we really
have to knock him off?

535
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:11,819
LYDIA: What?

536
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,780
Why can't you
just divorce him?

537
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:17,492
You know why.
His father made me
sign a prenup.

538
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:21,537
So what? We have each other.
We don't need your husband's
money.

539
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,667
Maybe we don't need it.
But I want it.

540
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,046
Look, if you're
too much of a wuss,
just tell me...

541
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,882
Oh, no, no, no,
I told you.

542
00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,176
I'm all in.

543
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,137
I want your hubby gone
just as badly as you do.

544
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,889
I'm just new at this,
that's all.

545
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,140
(DRUMMING AND TOOTING)

546
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,185
Okay. So how are we
going to do it?

547
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,355
What is that racket?

548
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,908
LARRY: $830,000.
First taker gets
a three-man working machine.

549
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,369
It's all spelled out
in this here contract,
folks.

550
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:02,954
That's right,
no job is too small,

551
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,664
we'll press your pants,
we'll shine your shoes.

552
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,500
We'll raid your fridge
and drink your booze.

553
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,585
What's a matter
with you? Quit giving
away the fine print.

554
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:10,670
Hey,
what's the idea?

555
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:11,754
Shut up.

556
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,464
Now smarten up, you two,
or have you forgotten

557
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,049
there's a bunch of
little kids counting on us?

558
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,427
And we've only got 27 days
left to raise that dough.

559
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,555
Hey, bub, your trousers are
falling down, let me help you.

560
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,017
Hey, man,
you trying to get
yourself capped?

561
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,852
Oh, no thanks,
I don't wear hats.

562
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,146
Why would I with a head
of hair like this?

563
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,689
You believe
this guy?

564
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,274
Crazy, man.

565
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,194
See you later, fellas.

566
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:39,407
I think we just found
the answer to our prayers.

567
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,367
Boys, we're getting
nowhere fast.

568
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:43,202
Now spread out
and go drum up
some business.

569
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,662
All right.
(NIPPY SQUEAKING)

570
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:45,705
Go on.

571
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,081
I'll go
when I'm ready.

572
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,291
Are you ready?

573
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,542
Sure, I'm ready.

574
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,336
Go on.

575
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,379
LARRY: Eight hundred
and thirty thousand bucks.

576
00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:55,590
We prefer it in
hundreds, folks.

577
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,784
Wow, in the wrong hands,
this thing could be dangerous.

578
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,453
Guys, we've been
at this for days now

579
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,497
and all I got is
a hole in my shoe.

580
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,582
The kid's right.

581
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,461
There must be a better way to
make a living. Come on, think.

582
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:37,256
(JEOPARDY! THEME PLAYING)

583
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,591
(GASPS)

584
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,468
No. No.

585
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:44,889
(WHOOPING)

586
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,726
Look, he's
on to something.

587
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:49,894
Spit it out, tiger.

588
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,564
I can't! It's stuck.
Jar it loose, Moe.

589
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,441
What about a job
where you could
sleep all day,

590
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,692
meet beautiful
babes at night

591
00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:58,569
and make millions for
doing absolutely nothing.

592
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:02,073
Oh, boy! That's genius.
So what's the job?

593
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,866
That is the job.
Oh, that is...

594
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:05,910
And who's
going to pay you?

595
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:06,953
The boss.

596
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,996
You know, it's just
crazy enough to work.

597
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:10,415
Why, you...
And you!

598
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,791
(GROANING)

599
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,000
Come on in here.

600
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,919
Oh! Oh!

601
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,879
Oh, look, Moe,
I think we got a customer.

602
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,218
Whoa! Would you look
at those getaway sticks.

603
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,553
(BARKING)

604
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,388
Spread out.

605
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,477
I'm the foreman here.
What can we do for you?

606
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:37,024
I'll pay you $830,000
for a job that won't take
you more than 10 minutes.

607
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,444
We'll take it,
who do we have
to murder?

608
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:40,486
(LAUGHING)

609
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:41,571
My husband.

610
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,030
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

611
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,324
Sorry, lady, you came
to the wrong place.

612
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,368
We're working stiffs,
not common crooks.

613
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:50,913
But you don't understand.
You will be doing him
a great service.

614
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:51,998
Says who?

615
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,082
Says me.

616
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,169
Who are you?
I'm her husband.

617
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,339
Wait a minute,
you mean to tell me,

618
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,425
she's planning your funeral
and you're okay with it?

619
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,968
Well, I know
it sounds
a bit peculiar.

620
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,762
No, no, no,
that doesn't sound peculiar.
This sounds peculiar.

621
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,181
(CHANGE CLINKING)

622
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,016
(CHUCKLING)
(GROANING)

623
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,311
Phew. Okay.

624
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:14,729
My husband is
suffering from

625
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,523
an incurable disease
that eventually
will kill him.

626
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:21,152
Unfortunately,
it could take a year,
possibly more.

627
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:25,239
Pain increasing daily
before I lapse into
an irreversible coma.

628
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,450
I had that. Only it was
just in my feet. Yeah.

629
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:28,659
It's called coma-toes.

630
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,244
(BOTH LAUGHING)

631
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,829
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)

632
00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:33,623
Oh, coma-toes, huh?
Yeah.

633
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,665
(SCREAMS)

634
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,000
Are they awake now?

635
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,418
(CURLY GROWLS)
Gentlemen.

636
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,003
Gentlemen.

637
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:44,050
I'm sure you can understand
why I prefer to leave this
world on my own terms

638
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:47,053
rather than spend
the rest of my life
a vegetable.

639
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:49,472
I don't know.
It sounds illegal.

640
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,643
Wait a minute, legs,
did you say 830,000 bucks?

641
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:54,769
I did.

642
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,853
(WHISTLES)

643
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:57,855
That's a good day's pay.

644
00:30:58,607 --> 00:30:59,607
Hey, wait a
minute, fellas.

645
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,359
That's exactly
the amount of money
we're looking for.

646
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,737
You're right.
This must be fate, time bomb.
You can count us in.

647
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:05,947
That's swell.

648
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,450
(GROANING)

649
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,618
Thank you.

650
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,496
Now here's what
we were thinking.
ALL: Yes?

651
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:16,666
I'd like you
to sneak into our bedroom
in the middle of the night

652
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,376
and smother me
while I'm sleeping.

653
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:19,710
ALL: Yes, yes.

654
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:23,089
But do not
turn on the lights.

655
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,675
ALL: No. No. No.

656
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,094
Wait a minute.
Why don't you
want the lights on?

657
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,265
Well, I want it
to be a surprise.

658
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,642
Oh, I get it,
you don't want to
see it coming, eh?

659
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,394
Bingo.

660
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,689
Hey, look, it's the guy
from that thing all the
kids are talking about.

661
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440
(GASPS)

662
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:42,817
(TIRES SCREECH)

663
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,527
(YELPING)

664
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:46,821
(GASPS)

665
00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:50,741
Help, help, help!

666
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:52,660
(GASPS)

667
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,831
(GROANS)

668
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,667
(MOANS SOFTLY)

669
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,713
That settles that.

670
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,798
Success.
Success.

671
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,341
Thank you.
Thank you.

672
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,261
What did you do?
That was not the plan!

673
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,345
What're you
yacking about?

674
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,763
He just said he didn't
want to see it coming.

675
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:13,931
Hey, hey.

676
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:16,309
You look like you could
use a grief massage.

677
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:20,104
Let it go. Let it go.
Try to live in the now.

678
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,356
Get off me!

679
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,111
Too soon?

680
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,532
(SIREN WAILING)

681
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,548
(SNIFFING)

682
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,467
Hey, you smell
garbage burning?

683
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:50,885
Ah! Ah! Ah!

684
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:54,263
(GASPS)

685
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,641
What are you
doing here?

686
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,310
We want the do-re-mi
you owe us, lady.

687
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,145
Yeah, 830,000 bucks.

688
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,271
Plus meals.

689
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,690
May I have
a moment, ma'am?

690
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,152
Excuse me, gentlemen.

691
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,656
Mind your
P's and Q's.

692
00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:13,574
Don't forget
to dot the I's.
Certainly.

693
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,909
(LAUGHS)

694
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:16,952
(WHIMPERS)

695
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,914
I'm afraid I have
unfortunate news.

696
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:24,085
I've just received
word that Mr. Miosky
was struck by a bus.

697
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,837
Oh, no!
So Mac is dead?

698
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:27,922
No.

699
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,299
No? Are you sure?

700
00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:34,178
Oh, yes.
He's still alive,
but he's in bad shape.

701
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,931
Your husband is
in contact with
the hospital.

702
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,058
He said he'd call
with any news.

703
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,227
Thank you,
Carbunkle.

704
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:43,938
(MOUTHING)
Oh, my God.

705
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,190
Come on, blondie, pay up.
A deal's a deal.

706
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,525
(ALL GROAN)

707
00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:51,112
Our deal was that
you would get paid
when my husband died.

708
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:54,198
And on that count
you have failed
miserably.

709
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,449
You mean
he's still kicking?

710
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,784
That's right,
you idiots!

711
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,078
You have ruined my life,
now get out of here.

712
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,162
(SLAPPING)

713
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,622
(SCREAMING)

714
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,045
(BONES CRACKING)

715
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,131
(CURLY PANTING)

716
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,925
Boy, what a hothead.

717
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,009
Women!

718
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,052
Wait a second,

719
00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,555
with her hubby
laid out in the hospital
nursing them tire tracks,

720
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,974
it'll be easy
pickings to slide a pillow
over the poor schlump's face

721
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,475
and give him the surprise
send-off he wanted.

722
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,894
Good thinking!
We'll be doing
the guy a favor

723
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,896
and making enough money
to save the orphanage.

724
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,815
It's like killing two
birds with one pillow.

725
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,150
It's colossal.
It's stupendous.

726
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,860
It's even mediocre.

727
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:31,944
(HONKS)
Ow!

728
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,654
Say, "Ah."
Ah...

729
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,614
Come on!

730
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,085
(SIGHS)

731
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:50,463
Okay, you lumps.
Just keep your
lips zippered.

732
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:52,631
I'll sweet-talk
our way in.
(CLEARS THROAT)

733
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,138
Hey, bulldog, how's about
being a sport...
(GROWLING)

734
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,557
...and letting us
visit an old pal?
What do you say?

735
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:04,143
Can't you read?
Visiting hours are over.

736
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,353
Even for family?
Are you family?

737
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,647
Certainly.
Oh, yeah?
What's your relation?

738
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:10,399
His mother and my mother
were both mothers.

739
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:13,778
You heard me,
no more visitors.

740
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,156
Come on.

741
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,458
Follow me.
I got an idea.

742
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:37,635
(SLAPPING AND PUNCHING)

743
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,886
(WOMEN SHRIEKING)

744
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,137
(CURLY BARKING)

745
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,224
(SCREAMING)

746
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,943
That the best you can do?
You're scaring the customers.

747
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,320
I'm sorry, I didn't
bring my false eyelashes.

748
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,784
Hey! What's
the big idea?

749
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,494
Mind your business.
Ah!

750
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,204
No, Moe,
what are you...
Ooh! Ooh!

751
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:08,165
Hold still.
There you go.
There.

752
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,708
Oh! (GIGGLES)

753
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,421
Now go on over to that
information desk and find out
where the hubby's room is.

754
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,090
Hurry.

755
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,092
(VOCALIZING SOFTLY)

756
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,637
Let me see that.

757
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,307
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
Ow!

758
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,144
Excuse me, dreamsicle,
that patient who got
hit with a bus,

759
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:30,604
what room is he in?

760
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,731
That would be 386.

761
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:34,066
Okay, thank you.

762
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,695
Say! I haven't noticed
you around here before.

763
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,030
I like curvy woman.

764
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:41,407
Oh! (GIGGLING)

765
00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:43,200
I bet you say that
to all the gals.

766
00:36:43,285 --> 00:36:45,870
What do you say,
me and you go out
Saturday night,

767
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,331
grab some falafel
and couple of pops? Huh?

768
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,126
Why wait,
when you can have
a pop right now?

769
00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,008
How'd you make out?
Mmm...

770
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,802
I don't know,
I guess we'll find
out Saturday night.

771
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,012
No, I mean with the...
Look!

772
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,264
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

773
00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:06,515
Hey! Stop them!

774
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,436
In here.

775
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,609
Doctor?

776
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,321
Excuse me,
may I have a word
with these ladies?

777
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,032
Doctor?

778
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:24,909
Oh!

779
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,494
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Yes, proceed.

780
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,579
Thank you.

781
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:32,499
Come on, girls,
let's get these
diapers changed A-S-A-P.

782
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:34,960
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

783
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,462
(BABIES COOING)

784
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,380
The bulldog's
still out there.

785
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,635
Well, come on.
Let's blend in till
the smoke clears.

786
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,428
But we don't know
anything about babies.

787
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,512
What's there to know?

788
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,765
You check under the hood
and if there's a leak,

789
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:50,351
you change the filter.
Come on, get busy.

790
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,144
CURLY: Ah! Triplicates!

791
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,106
Coochie coochie coo!
Coochie coochie coo!

792
00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:57,650
(CHOMPS)
(GROANING IN PAIN)

793
00:37:58,193 --> 00:37:59,193
(BARKS)

794
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:02,655
Ugh!

795
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:04,990
You must be French,
that's a lot of wee-wee.

796
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,535
All right, raise your hand,
who wants to go first?

797
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,329
(CURLY SPUTTERING)

798
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,666
Fine. You bat lead-off.

799
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,670
Here you go. You like that?
We'll fix you up.

800
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:18,754
(SCREAMING)

801
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,259
Double-crossers, eh?

802
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:25,678
Oh!

803
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,554
(CLATTERING)

804
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,725
Hiya, boys. Yeah.
Now who do we got?

805
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,477
(LAUGHING)

806
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:35,854
(EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)

807
00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:41,652
No, Moe! Take it easy!
Let's talk this out. Come on!

808
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:42,778
Yeah, yeah.

809
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,780
Oh, a pea-shooter, eh?

810
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,907
Yeah, I'll fix you.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

811
00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:50,703
Hey! Where's your
hypocritical oath?

812
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,204
MOE: Here it is.

813
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,332
(SPUTTERING)

814
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:56,750
That's it. It's on!

815
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,757
Freeze.

816
00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:07,469
Put him down now.
Real slow.

817
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,764
Don't do anything stupid.
This one's got a hair-trigger.

818
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:13,767
Now slide him over.

819
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,646
(BABIES LAUGHING)

820
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,107
Any last words?

821
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,818
(MUTTERING)

822
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,113
What is going on...

823
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,865
(BOYS EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)

824
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,577
(CURLY WHOOPING)

825
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,668
"386."
Come on, this is it.

826
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:44,631
There he is.

827
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,053
Mongoose, turn on the tube
so nobody hears us.

828
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:52,473
Chowder-head, start
smothering him while
I wedge that door shut.

829
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,101
(MAN TALKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

830
00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,812
All right, bed-sores,
nap's over. Time to
get you some exercise.

831
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:03,067
Here we go. There we are.
All right. There we go. Yeah.

832
00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:04,985
(MAN GROANING SOFTLY)

833
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,237
Okay.

834
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:08,572
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

835
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,866
There.
Don't go nowhere.

836
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,785
(CURLY HUMMING)

837
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,290
I thought I told you
to smother him.

838
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:21,251
I am, I'm smothering him
in onions. (LAUGHING)

839
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,296
Good thinking, Emeril.
Yeah, let me see that.

840
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,423
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

841
00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:28,217
Look a kitty cat.

842
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,259
(LION GROWLS)

843
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:30,844
(MAN CONTINUES
TALKING ON TV)

844
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,180
Well, it's been a bad week
for Lenny the Lion.

845
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,725
His nasty disposition
has prompted local zoo
officials

846
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:39,853
to put the proud cat
on a short leash
inside his pen.

847
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:43,732
Zoo employees were
refusing to clean the
ornery beast's cage

848
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,526
after several
recent close calls.

849
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,610
(GRUNTING)

850
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,864
(CROWD CHANTING ON TV)

851
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,075
Uh-oh!
He's gone!

852
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,663
No, he ain't.
He's turtling.

853
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,624
We're going to need
to blast. Mutton-head,
you got any dynamite?

854
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,251
There we go.

855
00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,380
(LAUGHING)

856
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,674
Fire in the neck hole.
Take cover.

857
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,429
(SNIFFING)

858
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:15,806
(GASPING)

859
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,058
(ALL SHUDDERING FEARFULLY)

860
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,730
(EXPLODES)

861
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,070
(SHOUTING) Nurse! Nurse!

862
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,698
Nurse, help!

863
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,659
Hey, hey, just relax,
pal, we'll have a toe
tag on you in no time.

864
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,495
(MUFFLED) No, no, no!
Wait! Wait! Wait!

865
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:39,580
Now what?

866
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,124
You don't need
to kill me anymore.
I'm cured.

867
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,252
Cured? What are you
babbling about,
plaster-boy?

868
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:49,047
The bus. They say it
knocked the disease
right out of me.

869
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:52,885
The doctors
couldn't believe it.
They say it's a miracle.

870
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,013
A miracle!
Just our luck.

871
00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,431
(DOOR RATTLING)

872
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,476
Quick, hide.

873
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,063
(MAN GROANS)

874
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,695
I'm telling you
those bums are in here.

875
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,615
This is the room
they were looking for.

876
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:17,492
MAC: Psst!

877
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,672
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

878
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:34,801
NURSE: Get them!

879
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,056
(CURLY WHOOPING)

880
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,060
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

881
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,937
Break time, ladies.

882
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,607
Couldn't have come
fast enough.

883
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,948
Huddle.
Boxcar 45 on three.

884
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:58,867
Break.
One, two, three.

885
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,835
LARRY:
He don't look so good.

886
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,921
Check his pulse.

887
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,549
Nothing.

888
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:16,468
You mean, he's...

889
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:19,429
Not on my watch.
Quick, get me
the paddles.

890
00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,059
Clear!

891
00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,602
(SIZZLING)

892
00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:27,688
(SCREAMING)

893
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:31,984
It's a zombie!
Run for your life!

894
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,822
NURSE:
There they are!

895
00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:48,458
(CURLY WHOOPING)

896
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:52,838
Uh...

897
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,840
Fellas,
it's too high...

898
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,383
(SCREAMING)

899
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,594
Why, you lame brains!

900
00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:01,722
Hey, look!
A fire hose.

901
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,515
We can lower ourselves
down to the ground.

902
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,600
The kid's right.
It's foolproof.
Come on.

903
00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:15,694
(ALL SCREAMING)

904
00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:19,406
(ALL GROANING)

905
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,125
Why don't you watch
where you're going, bud?

906
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,127
I'm sorry.
100 % my fault.

907
00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:34,838
Sometimes I just
get lost in
my own head and...

908
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:39,217
Moe? Larry! Curly!

909
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,219
Is that you?
Depends who's asking.

910
00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:43,013
It's me,
Teddo J. Harter.

911
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,891
Who?
Teddy, from the
orphanage, Teddy.

912
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,101
You remember, Moe,
I went home
with your parents.

913
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:50,687
What're you trying
to pull? The Teddy
we knew was this tall

914
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:51,897
and only had
one shoe.

915
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,482
Yeah, and he didn't
sound like you.

916
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,194
Here, look.
I've got a snapshot
of me and the 'rents

917
00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:58,945
leaving the orphanage.

918
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,240
LARRY: Hey, it is you!

919
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,495
I was wondering,
how are Moe's
folks doing?

920
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,746
They seemed
like good eggs.

921
00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:11,583
Dad's doing great.
I work with him at
the law firm downtown.

922
00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:14,461
But Mother, she passed on
several years ago.

923
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,587
Hunting accident.

924
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,506
Oh, sure.
Oh, yeah.

925
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,966
So, you boys
on Facebook?
I'll poke you.

926
00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,885
Better yet,
I'll tweet you.
Ah!

927
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,512
Tweet us to dinner?
Certainly.

928
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,889
Hey, wait a minute,
where are you guys
living?

929
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,766
You know the Ritz-Carlton
on Oak Street?
Oh, sure.

930
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,768
Yeah, we're camped out
in the dumpster out back.

931
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:32,104
But not the dirty,
beat-up green one,

932
00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:34,064
it's the shiny blue
one right next to it.

933
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,190
Oh!

934
00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:37,609
You know,
I've got an idea.

935
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,694
Why don't you guys
come crash at my place?

936
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,571
Just until
you get your feet
back on the ground.

937
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,365
Oh, boy!
That sounds terrific.

938
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,991
We're not going
anywhere.

939
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:46,493
What are you
talking about, Moe?

940
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,577
(CLEARS THROAT)

941
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,704
Thanks, Teddy bear,
but we're going to stay put.

942
00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:51,665
We got too many irons
in the fire right now.

943
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,208
Of course you do.

944
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,794
Hey, look, I got to get going,
I'm supposed to be visiting
a friend.

945
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,754
Wait. Let's get
a quick pic first.

946
00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,840
What is that gadget?
This is an iPhone.

947
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,007
Eye-phone?

948
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:04,052
Hello? Hello?
There's nobody there.

949
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,388
It works better on your ear.
Here, come on everybody.

950
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,432
Where do you think
you're going?

951
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,850
Here, let me get...

952
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,184
Smile.

953
00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:13,186
(LAUGHS)

954
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:16,481
That's great. It's so good
to see you guys, really.

955
00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:18,900
You haven't
changed a bit.

956
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,699
You got rocks
in your head? Teddy was
trying to help us out

957
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,159
and you blew him off.
What gives?

958
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:28,452
We'll help
ourselves out.

959
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,954
Well, what about
the orphanage?
Teddy's dad has dough.

960
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,373
Maybe he would've given us
the 800,000 bucks.

961
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,208
We don't need handouts
from that chump.

962
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,877
We told those kids
we'd come up
with the cash

963
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,170
and that's just what
we're going to do.

964
00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:39,629
Yeah, how?

965
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:44,050
Well, we still got that
seed money, don't we?

966
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,135
Seed money?

967
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,720
The cash
Mother Superior
gave us.

968
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,514
This 72 bucks
is our ticket
to riches.

969
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:51,641
Riches! (WHOOPING)
How do you figure?

970
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,853
Well, it's seed money, right?
What do you do with seeds?

971
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,396
Spit them out.

972
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:59,149
You plant them.
We'll become farmers.

973
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,068
Farmers? I always
wanted to be a farmer.

974
00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:03,570
To the farm.
To the farm.

975
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:04,654
To the farm.

976
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:05,697
(TOOTING)

977
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,949
ALL: (SINGING)
A farming we will go

978
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,285
A farming we will go

979
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:13,079
A farming we will go
A farming we will go

980
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,373
Lydia, you won't believe
who I saw today.

981
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,583
LYDIA: Huh?
(WATER RUNNING)

982
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,044
I said,
you won't believe
who I ran into today.

983
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:22,047
I can't hear you, honey,
what are you saying?

984
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,174
When I visited Mac
at the hospital today,

985
00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,093
I wasn't paying attention
and I literally

986
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,972
ran into these three
guys I haven't seen
since I was a kid.

987
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,766
Yeah, that's nice.

988
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,850
(SPITS)

989
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,770
Are you okay,
pudding?

990
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,688
I'm fine.

991
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:42,275
Anyway, I'm thinking
of inviting them to
our anniversary party.

992
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,446
(NERVOUSLY)
Yeah, they look like
they're a lot of fun.

993
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,120
LARRY: Here's a little
drink for you, Elsie.

994
00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:58,166
Jonesie,
you have to hold still
in order to get a drink.

995
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:04,798
Hello, Maritza,
you're getting
your color back.

996
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:09,886
Ralphie don't
look so good.

997
00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:11,179
Poor guy's
drying out.

998
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:14,140
Oh! Good for you, Ralphie,
realizing there's a problem
is half the battle.

999
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,476
MOE: Hey, look,
our first customer.

1000
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,144
(CURLY WHOOPING)

1001
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,151
What are you doing?

1002
00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:28,655
Only selling the
finest farm-raised salmon
in the county, that's all.

1003
00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:30,824
Yeah, they're all
free-range.
No nets, no cages.

1004
00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:32,325
They can go
wherever they want.

1005
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,536
Plus we have
smoked salmon.

1006
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,831
But this is
a golf course.

1007
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:40,667
LARRY: So what?
We let them play through.

1008
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:41,751
What's your beef?

1009
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,295
Yeah, we're trying
to save an orphanage.

1010
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:46,089
Look, are you here
to buy fish or are you
just kicking the tires?

1011
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,882
(SIREN WAILS)

1012
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,594
Hey! Do your job.
Cart path only.

1013
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,887
I'll cart path you,
you little...

1014
00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:55,098
(BOYS EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1015
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,183
It's the 5-0! Scram!

1016
00:48:57,977 --> 00:48:59,394
You again!

1017
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,937
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1018
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,732
LARRY: Oh, my back!

1019
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:08,737
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1020
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:09,988
Stop right there.

1021
00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:11,698
(CURLY WHOOPING)

1022
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:14,034
Got you!

1023
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,243
(SCREAMING)

1024
00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:16,328
LARRY: Hold still.

1025
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,793
(CAR HONKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1026
00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:27,714
What's a matter with you?
Come on, you.

1027
00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,176
(TEETH SNAPPING)

1028
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:33,553
Yah! Yah, mule! Yah!

1029
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:46,441
Whoa! Easy,
Seabiscuit, easy.

1030
00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,528
We're trapped
like rats.

1031
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,572
Speak for yourself,
rodent.

1032
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,868
We're going to need
a battering ram.

1033
00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,579
You go that way.
I'll go this way.
Okay.

1034
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,206
(WHEEZING)

1035
00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:03,917
MOE AND LARRY: Heave-Ho!

1036
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,335
Heave-ho!

1037
00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,962
Oh! Fellas, ease up,
you're squeezing
my ankles too tight.

1038
00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,464
MOE: Quit your whining.

1039
00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:11,341
MOE AND LARRY: Ho!

1040
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:12,801
(ALL GROAN)

1041
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,183
That was
a close one.

1042
00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,434
What is that?
What's with the light?

1043
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,603
I got
a better question,

1044
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:26,106
why didn't
we go live with Teddy
when we had the chance?

1045
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,109
Now we got no Teddy,
no seed money,
no nothing.

1046
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:32,362
Yeah, shame on you, Moe.
You put your pride
ahead of them kids.

1047
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,864
How dare you accuse me
of having pride!

1048
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:35,949
(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

1049
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,283
Back off.

1050
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:39,202
I won't.

1051
00:50:41,414 --> 00:50:43,248
Okay, kid,
you got me.

1052
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,334
You know, I'm proud
of you for finally
standing up for yourself.

1053
00:50:46,419 --> 00:50:48,211
Let's shake on it.
There you go.

1054
00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:49,504
Get out of here.

1055
00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:51,047
This is all your fault.
Me?

1056
00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:52,465
(ALL GROAN)

1057
00:50:53,008 --> 00:50:54,759
Sneaking up on
me, eh? And you.

1058
00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,511
Get over here.

1059
00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:01,683
What's a matter with you?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1060
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:04,477
Why you...

1061
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,896
Moe, not that!
Anything but that!

1062
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,316
Why you!
There you go!

1063
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,945
There you go.

1064
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,448
Get up there!

1065
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,032
(ALL GROANING)

1066
00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,121
(ALL SCREAMING)

1067
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,332
(HEADS KNOCK)

1068
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,836
All right.

1069
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,756
(HEADS KNOCK)

1070
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,840
Why you!

1071
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,760
Stop it! Stop it, Moe!
I've had it with you.

1072
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:39,971
You are the cause of
all of our problems
since day one.

1073
00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,556
How do you figure?

1074
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,309
You should have gone and
lived with Teddy's folks

1075
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:45,769
back when they
wanted to adopt you.

1076
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,771
That way you
could have come back
and helped us all out.

1077
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,691
But no! The great and
powerful Moe is too lazy
to squeegee the pool.

1078
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:54,652
You don't know what
you're talking about.

1079
00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:55,737
LARRY: Oh, no?

1080
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:57,363
Why do you think
we never got
another shot

1081
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,823
at getting
adopted again?

1082
00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,742
It's because
when you messed
it up that day,

1083
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:02,619
you messed it up
for all of us.

1084
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,083
If you two got ants
in your pants, then why
don't you just leave?

1085
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,961
I'm getting sick and
tired of looking at your
monkey-faces anyhow.

1086
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:15,882
Being with you two
is like dragging around
a couple of boat anchors.

1087
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,347
Well, fine.

1088
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:24,974
Then...

1089
00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,270
Goodbye, Moe.

1090
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,564
LARRY: Yeah.
Goodbye.

1091
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:35,026
Well, what are you
waiting for?
Go on, scram!

1092
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,821
I bet you two earthworms
won't last a day without me.

1093
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,199
Hmph!

1094
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,336
(DOOR SHUTS)

1095
00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:07,141
(APPLAUSE)

1096
00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:10,395
(WHOOPING)

1097
00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,943
Bravo. Brilliant.
Just brilliant.

1098
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:20,572
What an original way to
showcase your personality.
By putting on a skit.

1099
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,448
Very smart.
Huh?

1100
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,242
That is exactly
what we're looking for.

1101
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,244
Someone who's not
afraid of confrontation.

1102
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:28,371
Who's passionate
about his opinions,
right or wrong.

1103
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:30,164
That's what
America craves.

1104
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:31,583
What are you
flapping about?

1105
00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:32,876
Oh! He's beautiful.

1106
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:34,878
Congratulations, sir,

1107
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,838
you are the
newest cast member

1108
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:39,299
of the world's
number-one-rated
reality show.

1109
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:57,442
CURLY: 90 % off
all our treats, folks.

1110
00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,944
We got chocolate,
vanilla, strawberry.

1111
00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:01,946
No reasonable offer
will be refused.

1112
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:04,490
It's remarkable,
it's refreshing.

1113
00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:05,617
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

1114
00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:07,243
It's repulsive.

1115
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:09,037
What was that for?

1116
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:11,289
I told you we'd
need more ice.

1117
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,000
Hey, look, a zoo.
What do you say we go in
and chisel a lunch?

1118
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,960
All right.
(PEOPLE CHANTING)

1119
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:19,505
What are you waiting for?
Just go in there and do it.

1120
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,342
What are you crazy,
el pollo loco,
in the head?

1121
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,677
I can't just walk
in the main gates
and shoot them.

1122
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:27,931
There's people in there.
There's protesters.
There's cameras everywhere.

1123
00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,683
Okay, just give me the gun
and I'll do it myself.

1124
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:31,768
Why do you
gotta do that, huh?

1125
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,686
Why do you gotta
turn everything into
me being a weakling?

1126
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,563
I'm not being weak.

1127
00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:37,148
I'm being smart.

1128
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:38,733
Oh, yeah.

1129
00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,945
The polar bear is found
mainly in the Arctic Circle

1130
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:43,655
and the adjacent
land masses

1131
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,782
as far south as
Newfoundland island.

1132
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:49,535
The male bear you're
looking at weighs
over 1,000 pounds

1133
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,245
and can become
quite aggressive.

1134
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:55,917
When hungry,
these bears devour large
amounts of food rapidly.

1135
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,795
Despite its fluffy fur
and teddy-bear look

1136
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,089
the polar bear
is actually

1137
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:04,258
one of the most ruthless,
predatory carnivores
on the planet.

1138
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,221
I'm worried
about Moe.

1139
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,847
You and me,
we're survivors,

1140
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:13,351
but Moe,
I ain't sure he's got
the right social skills.

1141
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,103
Yeah, I'm worried, too.

1142
00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:17,355
I don't know
how he's going to
fit in out there.

1143
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:20,775
Just look at his haircut.
People must think he's insane.

1144
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:21,859
Yeah.

1145
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:23,695
Wait, wait.

1146
00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:26,322
Give me a boost.

1147
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:30,827
(GRUNTING)

1148
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:33,287
(HONKING)

1149
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,543
No!
(BONES CRACKING)

1150
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,671
Hold on, don't push!
(SCREAMING)

1151
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,424
And hurry up!

1152
00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:46,801
(WHEEZING)

1153
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:58,062
(DEEP GROWLING)

1154
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:04,068
Penguins?

1155
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,780
No?

1156
00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:11,868
(ROARING)

1157
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:14,787
(WHIMPERS)

1158
00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,666
Good kitty.

1159
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:23,379
I have a gun.

1160
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,506
Don't make me use it.

1161
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,218
(SCREAMS)

1162
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,267
(LAUGHING)

1163
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,733
Hey, little fella,
you want a peanut?

1164
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:45,526
(CLICKING)

1165
00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:47,862
Dolphins love peanuts,
you know.

1166
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,655
Here you go. Catch.

1167
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,241
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1168
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,077
(GASPING)

1169
00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,995
Oh, my God! I think
he's snufficating.

1170
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,539
Don't worry, pal, I know
the Heineken maneuver.

1171
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:02,794
Yeah.

1172
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,297
It ain't working.

1173
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:07,590
I'm coming.

1174
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:12,720
You're doing it wrong.
Get out of the way.

1175
00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:15,014
(ROARS)

1176
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:16,891
(MOCKINGLY) I thought
I saw a pussy cat.

1177
00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:18,392
I did. I did.

1178
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,232
Come on. Come on.
Come on, boy.

1179
00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:26,192
Who's king of
the forest now?

1180
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:40,373
(GASPING)

1181
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,166
(ROARING FIERCELY)

1182
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:46,003
(MAC SCREAMS)

1183
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,340
MAN 1 ON TV: The five times...

1184
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:50,424
MAN 2 ON TV: You paid...

1185
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:53,469
Get crazy, get wild
Let's party, get loud

1186
00:57:53,554 --> 00:57:54,554
If you wanna have fun...

1187
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,472
Have you ever
seen this show?

1188
00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:57,598
Hmm?

1189
00:57:57,683 --> 00:57:58,683
No.

1190
00:57:58,767 --> 00:57:59,767
TEDDY: It's a hoot.

1191
00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:01,144
Let's party get loud

1192
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:04,647
If you wanna have fun
and do something

1193
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,315
Get crazy get wild

1194
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,192
What the...

1195
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,361
That's him.

1196
00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:12,238
That's who, dear?

1197
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,407
That's Moe!
He's on TV!

1198
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,743
(GASPS)

1199
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:19,537
How's that Whynatte?

1200
00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:20,746
That is my
fourth or fifth.

1201
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:21,873
What kind of flavor?

1202
00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:22,999
I like coffee, too.

1203
00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:26,544
Hey, I'm heading out
to 7-Eleven,

1204
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:27,837
anyone up for
some gummy worms?

1205
00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:30,590
Yeah, maybe if they
were soaked in vodka.

1206
00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:33,134
By the way, why are
you even on our show?

1207
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:35,094
You look like
a stretched-out
meatball.

1208
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,680
(LAUGHS) Did not Moe
tell you that he's using
our little program

1209
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:40,057
as a launching pad
to make a lot of paper

1210
00:58:40,142 --> 00:58:42,351
to save homeless
orphan babies?

1211
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,188
Good luck. This guy can't
even buy the right kind of
grated cheese.

1212
00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:47,982
I asked for Romano,
not Parmesan, you mook.

1213
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:49,775
Oh! You don't
like that cheese.
No.

1214
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,277
MOE: Let's see what
we can do about that.

1215
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,653
Oh, boy. Here we go.

1216
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:56,032
MOE: How about
some aged cheddar,
tough guy. Come on.

1217
00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:57,575
What are you, crazy?
That's assault.

1218
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,951
Here's your pepper.
Shut up.

1219
00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:00,828
My man!
MOE: Who asked you,
muscle-head?

1220
00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:03,247
Moe! You can't just
go around hitting people!

1221
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:04,999
No, well,
can I do this?
Ow!

1222
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:06,334
MOE: Hmm...
Rare bouquet.

1223
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:10,463
Are you kidding me?
Who does this?

1224
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,633
LARRY: Need some help,
folks, looking for our
missing friend.

1225
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:16,719
$3.50 reward.
Dead or alive.

1226
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,221
Here you are, pal,
we're missing our pal.

1227
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:22,058
Hey, get over there
and staple up the rest of
these flyers on the pronto.

1228
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,392
(HUMMING)

1229
00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:24,727
(BLOWING)

1230
00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:33,319
Aah! Thanks a lot, buddy,
now I got a hole in my head.

1231
00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,031
Quit screwing
with the public.

1232
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:40,159
(GROWLS) Cut it out!
Who do you think
you are, huh?

1233
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,285
Oh, I see.

1234
00:59:41,370 --> 00:59:42,662
When Moe slugs you,
it's okay,

1235
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,580
but when Larry does it,
it's not good enough.

1236
00:59:44,665 --> 00:59:46,874
No, no, no, Larry,
it's good enough,
it's just that...

1237
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,084
You're not
doing it right.

1238
00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,836
When Moe hits me,
it's just better,
you know?

1239
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:53,297
You got rocks in your head.
I'm hitting you just the same.

1240
00:59:53,382 --> 00:59:54,799
No, you're not.
You do this.

1241
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:55,883
(PUNCHING)

1242
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,635
And Moe does this.
(BOUNCING AND KNOCKING)

1243
00:59:57,678 --> 00:59:59,303
And Moe
doesn't do this.
(PUNCHES)

1244
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:00,513
He does this.
(HONKS)

1245
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:01,722
You see?

1246
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,599
Ah, you're right.

1247
01:00:03,684 --> 01:00:04,976
Come on, think.

1248
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:07,395
Where would we go
if we was Moe?

1249
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,733
Home.

1250
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,193
Yeah.

1251
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,904
(WHISTLES)

1252
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:25,246
Lord, I feel like
going home

1253
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:31,294
Where is everybody?

1254
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:38,342
I've tried and I failed
and I'm tired and weary

1255
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,055
Hello?

1256
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:45,725
Anybody home?

1257
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,937
ON TV: Hi, I'm Al Cerrone,
four-wheel drive SUVs just
like this,

1258
01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,231
with a gas-saving,
six-cylinder engine,

1259
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:53,691
only $19,995.

1260
01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:57,820
And pick-ups,
automatic and air,
only $16,000.

1261
01:00:58,739 --> 01:00:59,905
Sister Ricarda.

1262
01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:04,994
Boys, what are you
doing here?

1263
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,330
We've been looking
everywhere for Moe.
Have you seen him?

1264
01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:10,958
Yeah. I see him
almost every night on TV.

1265
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,961
He's on that Jersey
beach-people show.

1266
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,048
You didn't know?

1267
01:01:17,132 --> 01:01:18,841
Moe's a big
celebrity now.

1268
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:19,925
Oh!

1269
01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,345
Good for him.

1270
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:24,096
Yeah.

1271
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,516
Looks like he didn't
need us after all.

1272
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,437
So what happened here?
Where are all the kids?

1273
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,106
They're closing
us down on Monday,

1274
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,109
so we had to start
moving everyone out.

1275
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,070
But we told you to wait.
We were
going to get the money.

1276
01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,237
You got the money?

1277
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,655
We got the money?

1278
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,115
Well, no,

1279
01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:45,368
but we're working on it.

1280
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,452
Oh!
Oh!

1281
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,537
At least you tried.

1282
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,207
Peez!
Peez!

1283
01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,836
Thank God
you're still here.

1284
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,380
They tried to
shoo me out,

1285
01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,632
but I told them
I wasn't leaving
without her.

1286
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,093
Without who?

1287
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,844
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1288
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:07,515
Murph?

1289
01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:12,645
I'm sorry, boys,
Murph is very ill.

1290
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:15,523
Why isn't she
in a hospital?

1291
01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:16,649
Well...

1292
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,567
MARY-MENGELE:
I'll tell you why.

1293
01:02:18,819 --> 01:02:21,278
Because we don't have
any medical insurance.

1294
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:25,241
You should get some.
Just call that little
green alligator guy.

1295
01:02:25,826 --> 01:02:28,494
Okay, that's it.
I've had it with you.

1296
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:31,664
Do you want to know
why we have no
medical insurance?

1297
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:35,209
It's because you wombats
have caused so many
accidents over the years,

1298
01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:37,503
there's not a company
on this earth that will
cover us

1299
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:41,924
until we pay the $830,000
we owe for previous claims.

1300
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,468
And that's why we're
being closed down.

1301
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:45,719
That's enough, Sister.

1302
01:02:45,846 --> 01:02:48,556
Wait. You mean the
orphanage is closing

1303
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,267
because of us?

1304
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:56,397
Check it out,
Larry, Curly,

1305
01:02:57,065 --> 01:02:59,442
you're responsible
for that.

1306
01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:02,403
You are and that
other moron.

1307
01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,029
(MURPH MOANS SOFTLY)

1308
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,865
(MONITOR FLATLINING)
(GASPING)

1309
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:06,991
Oh!

1310
01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:09,869
Sorry, excuse me.
(TONE STOPS)

1311
01:03:10,454 --> 01:03:11,704
Yes?

1312
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,999
No, no, I want it with
custard not whipped cream.

1313
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:17,460
I ordered an éclair
not a Twinkie.

1314
01:03:24,176 --> 01:03:30,222
You know it's funny
how freedom can make us
feel contained

1315
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:34,602
Is that what you think?
Shut up.

1316
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:36,395
Hey, Moe!
You, too.
Here's another one.

1317
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,230
(CHUCKLING)

1318
01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:44,320
Hiya, Snook,
I got you a present.

1319
01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:45,738
Really? For me?

1320
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,740
Yeah, go on, open it.
Okay.

1321
01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:49,408
Ow!

1322
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:53,120
I'll just wait here
and listen to you
when you speak

1323
01:03:53,205 --> 01:03:54,330
Or scream

1324
01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:57,833
And every day
that you want to waste

1325
01:03:57,918 --> 01:04:01,337
That you want to waste,
you can

1326
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:05,174
And every day that
you want to wake up...

1327
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:07,218
Why you...

1328
01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:08,761
Now, there you go.

1329
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:12,848
And every day that
you want to waste...

1330
01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,934
Why you...

1331
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,731
You see that?

1332
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:21,815
Business!

1333
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:23,108
(CRYING OUT IN PAIN)

1334
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:24,318
Why you...

1335
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,738
Why you...

1336
01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:29,657
(BEEPING)
(SIZZLING)

1337
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:32,243
(LARRY AND CURLY
LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

1338
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:36,247
And every day that
you want to waste...

1339
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,434
Kickham, Harter
and Indagroyne,
may I help you?

1340
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,645
Yes,
I'll connect you now.

1341
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,940
Oh! I'm sorry, sir,

1342
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,067
but the clown college
is on the ninth floor.

1343
01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:08,988
Oh, no, I'm here
to see Teddy Harter.

1344
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,574
Tell him it's
his old pal, Larry,
from the orphanage.

1345
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:13,200
Oh, Teddo's not here.

1346
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:16,120
He's out making arrangements
for his anniversary party.

1347
01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:18,330
All right, then can I
speak to his old man?

1348
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:20,666
Mr. Harter is at lunch,
but he should be back soon.

1349
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:22,167
Nice glasses.

1350
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:23,252
Thank you.

1351
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:25,921
You got a little spot there.
Let me help you out.

1352
01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:27,798
(SPITS)

1353
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:32,469
Here you are.
Good as new.

1354
01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:36,098
By the way, do not
lick those. I am just
getting over pink eye.

1355
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,768
Mr. Harter.

1356
01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:40,853
Just the guy
I wanted to see.

1357
01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:44,440
I'll take the case.
Please tell me it was
Supercuts who did this to you.

1358
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:46,942
No, it's me, Larry.

1359
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:49,111
Moe, Larry,
Curly, remember?

1360
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,030
From the orphanage.

1361
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:52,197
(YAPS)

1362
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:54,033
Oh, my goodness.

1363
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:56,201
Congratulations,
you're still in
remission.

1364
01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:58,787
So, what
brings you here?

1365
01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:00,956
Look, I'll cut to
the chase, moneybags.
We're in a jam.

1366
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,792
The orphanage needs $830,000,
or it's going belly up.

1367
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:06,670
Plus, we got a sick kid
getting fitted
for angel wings.

1368
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,839
Terrific,
so who do we sue?

1369
01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:10,507
Oh, no, there's
no one to sue.

1370
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:11,634
We need you
to give us the money.

1371
01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:12,718
Yeah.

1372
01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:14,970
LARRY: But we're not looking
for a handout, mind you.

1373
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,723
We'll work off every
last penny right here
in these halls.

1374
01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:22,478
Yeah. Look,
I'm sorry, but I'm committed
to several other charities,

1375
01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:25,439
and besides, I don't have
that kind of money
just laying around,

1376
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:28,442
but if you decide to sue
the orphanage, I'm in.

1377
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:29,902
Mr. H, please...

1378
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,071
I know what you're thinking,
that we're both lazy bums
like Moe,

1379
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,155
but we're not.

1380
01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:35,741
Some of us aren't afraid
to get our hands dirty.

1381
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,951
What? No.
I never thought
of Moe as lazy.

1382
01:06:38,078 --> 01:06:39,203
LARRY: It's all right.

1383
01:06:39,287 --> 01:06:42,206
That slug told us the whole
story about why you dropped
him back off.

1384
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,750
Well, I can assure you
it had nothing to do
with his work ethic.

1385
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:45,959
He was 10.

1386
01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:49,838
No, what happened was,
he wanted us to go
back for you two,

1387
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,675
and frankly it was
just too much for us.

1388
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:55,678
Wait. You mean

1389
01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:58,681
he wouldn't go
without us?

1390
01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:00,349
No, he wouldn't.

1391
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:04,478
He was very
adamant about wanting us
to adopt all three of you

1392
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,731
and it was just
out of the question,
you understand.

1393
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:10,067
Anywho, gotta skedaddle.
Late for a meeting.

1394
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,444
But if you ever do
want to sue anyone
for anything,

1395
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,571
a slip in the tub,
a bone in the fish,

1396
01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:16,031
I'm your guy.

1397
01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,909
(SIGHS)

1398
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:24,623
Hey.

1399
01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:29,461
Who's this lady?

1400
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,338
That's Teddo's
wife, Lydia.

1401
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,215
Teddy's wife?

1402
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,383
Yup.

1403
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,219
(SIGHS)
She's one lucky girl.

1404
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,013
Then who's the guy
on the end?

1405
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,391
Oh! That's Teddo's
best friend, Mac.

1406
01:07:42,976 --> 01:07:46,520
Then who's Mister Fancy Pants
in the top hat and scarf?

1407
01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:48,647
That's a snowman.

1408
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,151
Yeah, but
what's his name?

1409
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,360
Yeah.

1410
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:58,657
Now look, either you
kick Moe off the show

1411
01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,117
or we're suing him!

1412
01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:01,785
Like, with a lawyer.

1413
01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:03,036
Court sounds
okay to me.

1414
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:05,330
You know, we could probably do
a cross-promotion with Lockup.

1415
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,540
SNOOKI:
Great, just great.

1416
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:10,711
So basically what you're
saying is this whole show
is all about the ratings?

1417
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,005
Uh... Yeah.

1418
01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:14,256
(ALL GROAN)

1419
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:15,299
Unbelievable.

1420
01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:18,761
Just because
she's wearing a genius hat
doesn't mean she is one.

1421
01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:20,596
SECURITY: Hey!

1422
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,723
(CURLY WHOOPING)

1423
01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:24,850
Onion-head.
Porcupine!

1424
01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,226
Oh, fellas.
BOTH: Moe!

1425
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,936
Sorry, boss,
I couldn't stop them.

1426
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:30,272
It's all right, Johnnie,
you're good, you're good.

1427
01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,149
Look, Moe,
we owe you an apology.

1428
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:34,693
No, fellas, I'm the one
who owes you the apology.

1429
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,779
I know sometimes
I tend to fly off
the handle.

1430
01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,447
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.

1431
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,616
No, it's just that
you get a little
upset and you...

1432
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,034
Shut up when
I'm apologizing.

1433
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,952
We don't have time for that.
Teddy's in a jam.

1434
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,288
You know that woman
who wanted us to
take out her husband?

1435
01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:47,539
She's married to Teddy.

1436
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:50,584
No wonder she wanted us
to smother him in his sleep.

1437
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:51,919
I knew I smelled a...

1438
01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:53,545
A rat!
(WOMEN SHRIEKING)

1439
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,632
That's no rat.
It's Nippy.

1440
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:59,009
How you doing, buddy?
I missed you, too, Nipps.

1441
01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,677
LARRY: Come on,
we got work to do.

1442
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,596
We got to get to Teddy
before his wife does.

1443
01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:03,889
Come on.

1444
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:08,060
Come on, Romeo.

1445
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,145
Are you kidding me?

1446
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:11,980
There's three of them?

1447
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:15,984
I don't get you, Lydia.

1448
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,111
Why would you throw
a big anniversary
party for Teddo?

1449
01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:20,072
I thought we were
trying to kill the guy.
We are.

1450
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,573
I just want
lots of witnesses

1451
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:26,078
for when that dope
accidently falls head
first from the balcony.

1452
01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:27,871
Oh!

1453
01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:29,164
Well,

1454
01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:31,625
you two are certainly
looking rather cozy.

1455
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,669
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

1456
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:36,421
Good Lord, Mac,
what happened
to your face?

1457
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,631
New kitty.

1458
01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:41,260
I'm going to go and
freshen up my drink.

1459
01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:42,761
Okay.

1460
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,931
Mrs. Harter, may we
please go upstairs and
play in Teddo's game room?

1461
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:48,183
No. You can't
go upstairs.

1462
01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:51,061
Teddo is busy
entertaining some of
my bridge club friends.

1463
01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:53,063
Go! Play with
the balloons.

1464
01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:56,233
But my stupid brother
popped all the balloons.
This is the last one.

1465
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:57,818
We can get
more balloons.

1466
01:09:58,152 --> 01:09:59,695
Carol, go get
more balloons.

1467
01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:01,154
Yes, ma'am.

1468
01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,365
Madam. Madam.

1469
01:10:04,617 --> 01:10:06,076
Sir, madam.

1470
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,162
(DOGS BARKING)

1471
01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:16,712
No! No!

1472
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,755
(ALL GROAN)

1473
01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,389
Now, we got to...
Whoa! Whoa!

1474
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:29,474
What's a matter with you?
You had the rudder.

1475
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:30,642
Don't you know
how to drive?

1476
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,352
It just went
out of control.

1477
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,729
What kind of poodles
are those anyway?

1478
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:34,771
Standard.

1479
01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:37,357
There's your problem.
I can't drive a standard.

1480
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:40,360
You blithering idiots.
What do you think
you're doing?

1481
01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:43,030
Out of the way, 3PO,
we gotta get Teddy.

1482
01:10:43,323 --> 01:10:44,656
ALL: Ow!

1483
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:47,534
This is an
invitation-only party.

1484
01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:49,244
Now, good day!

1485
01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:55,334
Great, now what
are we going to do?

1486
01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:58,170
Pierre.
Send those balloon men in
as soon as they get here.

1487
01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,254
Will do.

1488
01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:02,674
That's our cue, boys.
Come on.

1489
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,471
MOE: Balloon men
coming through.

1490
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,641
Out of our way,
these things are heavy.

1491
01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,063
There you go,
crusher.

1492
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,234
MOE: I don't
see him anywhere.

1493
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:22,361
CURLY:
I smell lobster.

1494
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:25,155
Okay you two,
now spread out
and look for Teddy.

1495
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,157
And remember,
a man's life is
at stake here.

1496
01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:31,495
Ah! Here you are,
short stack.

1497
01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:33,330
Thanks, mister.

1498
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:44,633
Ah!

1499
01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:46,593
You're up, pal.

1500
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:49,721
No thanks.
My, that's an
interesting

1501
01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:50,847
haircut.

1502
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:53,266
Ah! Thanks, but it's
not without some help.

1503
01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:55,727
I have a great deal
of product in there.

1504
01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,357
Hey! Where are
your manners?

1505
01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,775
Attaboy.

1506
01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,527
(GULPING)

1507
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:06,405
Mmm.

1508
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,410
(SLURPING)

1509
01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:12,953
Ah!

1510
01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,287
How's the dip?

1511
01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:16,081
Here try it
for yourself.

1512
01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:19,835
Mmm.

1513
01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:22,838
Aspen is
so yesterday.

1514
01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,799
This season
we're thinking
of going to Banff.

1515
01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:28,010
Hey, JumboTron,
you seen Teddy anywhere?

1516
01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:30,762
No, I haven't.
How rude.

1517
01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,357
MOE: Pardon me.

1518
01:12:42,442 --> 01:12:43,692
What are you
grub worms doing?

1519
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,110
Getting seconds
on lobster.

1520
01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,446
Seconds?
I thought lobster
upset your stomach.

1521
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:49,531
I dipped it
in pesto-bismol.

1522
01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:50,949
Oh! You like
dipping, eh?
Come here.

1523
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:54,536
(SNAPPING)

1524
01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:56,621
(SCREAMING)

1525
01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:58,457
Ow! Ow! Ow!

1526
01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:01,460
Look, it's Santy Claws.
Claws!

1527
01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:03,128
What did I tell you
about puns?

1528
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,714
(YELPING)
(CLAWS SNAPPING)

1529
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,049
(SNAPS)

1530
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,593
(SINGING IN
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)

1531
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,180
(SCREAMING)

1532
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:15,640
(GASPS)

1533
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:20,645
Ooh!
Ah!

1534
01:13:23,149 --> 01:13:24,483
Excuse me, I go.

1535
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:27,069
What are you, trying
to get us thrown out
of here? I'll fix you.

1536
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:29,488
No, Moe, no,
where is your dignity?

1537
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:34,367
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

1538
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:36,787
Hold still, mister,
I'll get it.

1539
01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,457
One second.

1540
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,918
Those three idiots
are here.

1541
01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:44,920
The Kardashian girls?
Where are they?

1542
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,839
The three bums.
They crashed the party.

1543
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:51,510
Oh, God! We got to get
them out of here before
they ruin everything.

1544
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,470
Madame!

1545
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:57,432
May I present to you
my masterpiece.

1546
01:13:57,517 --> 01:13:59,392
Oh, yes!
(SCREAMING)

1547
01:13:59,519 --> 01:14:01,770
Somebody, help her!
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1548
01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,438
Mommy!

1549
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:07,359
MOE: Think
of something,
lame brains.

1550
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,528
Hey, look.
A balloon popper.

1551
01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:13,949
I'll get it.

1552
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:16,118
What's the matter with you?
That's a kid up there.

1553
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:17,577
Where's your
gun safety?

1554
01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:18,620
(GUNSHOT)

1555
01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:19,704
(PEOPLE SCREAM)

1556
01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:25,585
That was awesome!

1557
01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:29,631
(WAILING) No!

1558
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:33,260
Mon gâteau!

1559
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:35,428
Come on, fellas.
Pardon me.

1560
01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,895
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1561
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:57,117
Hey, fellas, wait up!

1562
01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:06,877
Come on.

1563
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,921
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy,
what's the matter?

1564
01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:11,006
Come on, boy,
speak to me.

1565
01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:12,090
Who are you?

1566
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,300
It's us, it's Moe...
Larry.

1567
01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:14,593
And Curly.

1568
01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:17,262
Guys? What are
you doing here?

1569
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:18,847
All right, buddy,
we got you now.

1570
01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:19,931
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1571
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,309
Hey, Mac.
Oh, honey,

1572
01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:25,395
thanks so much
for inviting the boys
behind my back.

1573
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,272
That ain't the only thing
she's doing behind your back.

1574
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:29,065
Yeah, she wanted us
to smother you
in your sleep.

1575
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:31,443
And now it looks
like she slipped you
some knock-out juice.

1576
01:15:32,612 --> 01:15:34,070
Lydia, what are they
talking about?

1577
01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:37,073
Honey, I am as
confused as you are.

1578
01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:39,534
All I know
is that these men
crashed our party,

1579
01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:42,454
and when
we tried to remove them,
they start acting crazy.

1580
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,831
MOE: Teddy, you've known us
since you were a baby.

1581
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:47,042
Why, we were
the ones who taught you
how to play with matches.

1582
01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:50,545
We treated you
like a little brother.
Why would we lie to you now?

1583
01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,631
Wait, Lydia...

1584
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:56,176
Why am I still in bed
if the party's going on?

1585
01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:01,056
I'll tell you why.
(COCKS GUN)

1586
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:02,474
Oh, Mac...

1587
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:03,934
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1588
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,685
Don't even think
about it, Mac.

1589
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:06,895
(SIGHING)

1590
01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:09,606
Real slow now,
drop it to the floor.

1591
01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:12,025
Not a problem.

1592
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,695
Good work, Dad.

1593
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:20,200
I had a feeling
something was going on.
But you, Mac?

1594
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:24,913
I mean, you were my best pal!
Why would you do that?

1595
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:28,750
It wasn't my idea.
She was calling
the shots. I swear.

1596
01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:30,335
No, Mac,

1597
01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,963
I was calling the shots.

1598
01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:40,845
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1599
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:47,102
I suggest
we finish this discussion
in a more secluded place

1600
01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:48,853
so as not
to ruin the party.

1601
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:52,274
Yes, after all
it is my anniversary.

1602
01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,025
(CHUCKLES) Ouch.

1603
01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:59,489
I don't get it.
Why did it have to
come to this, Dad?

1604
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:03,576
Well, son, I didn't get
rich simply by lawyering.

1605
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,121
I married into it.

1606
01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:08,581
Unfortunately,
when your mom
passed away,

1607
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,250
she left
everything to you.

1608
01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:13,044
So you were just using me
to do your dirty work.

1609
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,588
(MOCKINGLY)
Oh, you cracked
the code.

1610
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,549
(LAUGHING)

1611
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,385
What's so funny,
Butterbean?

1612
01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:22,971
Nothing,
Nippy's whiskers
are tickling me.

1613
01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:24,222
Who's Nippy?

1614
01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:25,557
Him.

1615
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,058
(SCREAMING)

1616
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:31,688
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1617
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:34,858
Take it out!

1618
01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,487
(ALL SCREAMING)

1619
01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:40,989
Open the door!

1620
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:43,742
Shoot the window out!
(GUN CLICKING)

1621
01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:45,243
No! It's wet!

1622
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,829
Why would you let
the gun get wet?

1623
01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:51,166
AUTOMATED VOICE:
When possible,
make a legal U-turn.

1624
01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:55,837
(GASPING)

1625
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,092
How long will
the air last?

1626
01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:04,179
Maybe five minutes
if we stay calm.

1627
01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:05,930
We gotta
break a window.

1628
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,015
It's impossible.

1629
01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:09,601
There's 1,000 pounds of water
pressing against that glass.

1630
01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:13,021
Great, great!
How could this
possibly get any worse?

1631
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:15,315
(BUBBLING)

1632
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:18,526
(ALL GROAN IN DISGUST)

1633
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:23,031
I'm sorry,
I guess the pesto-bismol
didn't help with the lobster.

1634
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,616
Did you eat
the shells again?

1635
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,619
I don't know.
It was on the plate
and then it wasn't.

1636
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,372
Wait a minute!
Does anyone
have a lighter?

1637
01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:32,290
No.
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

1638
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:36,795
All I got are
these stupid, easy-light,
waterproof safety matches.

1639
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:38,713
Why you...
Give me that!

1640
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,383
Everybody
close your eyes!

1641
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,467
Maybe that's
not such a...

1642
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:43,927
(EXPLOSION)

1643
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,684
(GASPING)

1644
01:18:57,024 --> 01:18:58,733
(CHATTERING)

1645
01:18:58,818 --> 01:19:00,485
MAC: Come on, come on,
what's it gonna take, huh?

1646
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,986
Come on, what's it gonna take?
Let's make a deal.

1647
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,488
LYDIA: Shut up!
You shut up.

1648
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,824
I'll sing like a canary.
You name them,
I'll blame them.

1649
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,409
I don't care.

1650
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:09,911
It's ironic,
isn't it?

1651
01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:13,164
Here I am,
the so-called lucky
one who got adopted

1652
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:16,126
and yet I never could find
the one thing that
you three have always had.

1653
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:20,338
You're happy with yourselves
and with each other.
That's a real blessing.

1654
01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:22,674
So what can I do
to pay you guys back
for saving my life?

1655
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:24,759
Funny you should ask.

1656
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:28,513
Can you give us
830,000 bucks to
save the orphanage?

1657
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,351
No.

1658
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,271
That guy that
adopted me?

1659
01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:39,107
He shipped me off
to military school
when I was seven.

1660
01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:43,278
And then he just
tried to murder me
and run off with my wife.

1661
01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:45,280
And you expect me
to just give money

1662
01:19:45,364 --> 01:19:48,199
to the women
who handed me over
to that monster?

1663
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:52,745
I'm sorry, guys,
I would do anything for
those kids and you guys,

1664
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,707
but I can't do that.

1665
01:19:56,876 --> 01:19:58,251
I'm sorry.

1666
01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:00,795
Excuse me, Mr. Harter,
could you come over here
and give us a statement?

1667
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,005
Yeah.

1668
01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:04,382
Right this way.

1669
01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,092
(NIPPY SQUEAKING)

1670
01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:11,973
Donut remover!

1671
01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:13,057
(GROANS)

1672
01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:17,479
When you're lost
in the rain in Juarez

1673
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:20,273
And it's Easter time, too

1674
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:29,657
And your gravity fails
And negativity
don't pull you through

1675
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:34,829
Don't put on any airs...

1676
01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:35,914
(SIGHING)

1677
01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:39,250
MOE: We sure botched
this one pretty good.

1678
01:20:39,543 --> 01:20:41,211
What else is new?

1679
01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:46,424
I wonder what happened
to Murph and Peez
and the rest of the gang.

1680
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,842
(SOBBING)

1681
01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:49,594
I sure do miss
those guys.

1682
01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:50,678
(CHILDREN PLAYING)

1683
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:53,765
Why it's almost like I can
still hear the sweet childhood
sounds of laughter

1684
01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:55,141
and swimming
and tennis.

1685
01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:56,601
I know what you mean.

1686
01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:59,395
Wait a minute,
we didn't have
swimming and tennis.

1687
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,688
And we didn't
have laughter.

1688
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:02,148
Hey, fellas, look!

1689
01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:03,525
(GUNSHOT)

1690
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:04,609
BOY: Yes!

1691
01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:30,677
When you got nine teammates,
you gotta pass it.
You gotta pass it.

1692
01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:36,140
Sister Bernice?

1693
01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:38,560
(EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)

1694
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,353
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

1695
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,731
That's it! I told you one
at a time on that board.

1696
01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:47,694
You all just lost
your diving privileges
for the rest of the day!

1697
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:50,822
The party's over,
you little water weasels!

1698
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,615
What's going on here?

1699
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:55,868
Oh, crud!

1700
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:57,829
Come on.

1701
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:01,916
Hiya, Sister.

1702
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:03,251
Hello, morons.

1703
01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,587
Hey! Moe, Larry, Curly!

1704
01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:06,838
MOE: Hey, guys.

1705
01:22:06,964 --> 01:22:08,339
Hey, what's going on?
How are you guys? Hey!

1706
01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:09,841
Oh, boy, did we
miss you, guys!

1707
01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:11,092
Welcome home, guys.

1708
01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,427
You look great, Murph.

1709
01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:14,512
That's because
she's not sick anymore.

1710
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:17,265
It turns out
I just had some form
of metal poisoning.

1711
01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:19,601
Nobody listens to me.

1712
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:22,353
I told you
there's too much
iron in the water.

1713
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:26,774
Boys! Where have you been?
We've been looking
for you everywhere.

1714
01:22:27,985 --> 01:22:31,446
Well, I guess we just
didn't have the nerve
to come back and tell you

1715
01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:32,697
we failed.

1716
01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:35,116
You didn't fail!
Look at our new home!

1717
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:37,702
New home?
Who paid for
all this?

1718
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:38,786
You did!

1719
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:39,912
Huh?

1720
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,790
The kid's right.
The money's coming
out of your pocket.

1721
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,293
Sorry, slick,
but we don't have
that kind of dough.

1722
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:46,336
Oh, you will.

1723
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:49,130
See, the network has taken
the liberty of paying off
the orphanage's debts

1724
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,883
and building the new complex.
Think of it as an advance.

1725
01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,135
All's you gotta do is
sign right here, boys.

1726
01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:56,971
And you three will be
the stars of our next
big reality show,

1727
01:22:57,056 --> 01:22:59,390
Nuns Versus Nitwits.
What do you say?

1728
01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,225
Oh, gee!

1729
01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:03,728
I always wanted
to be a nun.

1730
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:07,148
Oh! And by the way, the
Jersey Shore kids pitched in
for the down payment.

1731
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,566
Hey, everybody.

1732
01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:11,903
Oh! Hey, Teddy.
Hi, Teddy.

1733
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,574
Gather round, everyone.
I have an announcement
to make.

1734
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,746
Teddy and his
fiancée, Ling,

1735
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:25,917
have just discovered that
our Lord and Savior
has left her barren.

1736
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,835
So they have
decided to adopt.

1737
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:28,920
(GASPING)

1738
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,468
Hoy! Hoy! Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!

1739
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:36,594
Spread out!

1740
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,555
Pick me.
I promise I'll go this
time without any fuss.

1741
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:43,393
Oh! I'm sorry, boys,
but they've already decided
who they're adopting.

1742
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:50,441
So, how about it, Murph?
Will you be a part
of our family?

1743
01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:54,445
Are you serious, dude?
Me?

1744
01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:57,073
And you're not even
getting paid?

1745
01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:02,203
Oh! Um...

1746
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:05,540
Sorry, mister,
your offer is
very nice and all,

1747
01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:09,252
but I think you better
pick someone else.

1748
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:12,088
It's okay, Murph,

1749
01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:13,840
you should go.

1750
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,551
This is your
big break.

1751
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:19,804
Not a chance, kid.
Not without you.

1752
01:24:20,139 --> 01:24:23,182
TEDDY: Well, I guess
we'll just have to
take all three of you.

1753
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,935
What three?
I was just talking
about me and Peez.

1754
01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,562
Well, yeah, of course,

1755
01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:31,733
but there's also the kid that
we just sprang from the
foster home across town.

1756
01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:32,859
Peezer.

1757
01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:35,111
Weezer!

1758
01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:36,404
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

1759
01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:39,073
(CHILDREN CHEERING)

1760
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:49,083
MOTHER SUPERIOR:
Pack your bags, you three.
It's time to go home.

1761
01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:53,838
Three cheers
for the boys.

1762
01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:55,715
Hip, hip, hooray!
MARY-MENGELE:
Oh, please!

1763
01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:57,550
Hip, hip, hooray!
ALL: Hooray!

1764
01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,719
Hip, hip hooray!
ALL: Hooray!

1765
01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:02,805
Gee, it sure feels good to
not louse things up for once.

1766
01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:04,474
Oh, you said it.

1767
01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:07,727
(MARY-MENGELE YELPS)

1768
01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:08,811
Oh!

1769
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,355
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

1770
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:15,401
I'm gonna mash your
heads like potatoes.

1771
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:21,240
(CURLY WHOOPING)

1772
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,954
LARRY: Hey, fellas, wait!
Wait up!

1773
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:30,833
Whoa! Whoa! How do you
steer this thing? Oh, boy!

1774
01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:36,130
Hello, everyone,
I'm Bob Farrelly.

1775
01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,173
And I'm Pete Farrelly.

1776
01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:39,175
And we're the guys
that made the movie
you just watched.

1777
01:25:39,259 --> 01:25:42,178
We want you to know that
all the stunts that were
performed in our film,

1778
01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,472
they were done
by professionals.
And all the tools,

1779
01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,432
are not real.
They're rubber.

1780
01:25:46,517 --> 01:25:47,892
Watch this.

1781
01:25:48,352 --> 01:25:50,978
Now, let's watch that
with sound effects.

1782
01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:52,563
(CLANGING)
Pretty cool.

1783
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,273
Remember that
sledgehammer scene?

1784
01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:56,234
That, too,
made out of rubber.

1785
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:57,610
Fake, isn't that
right, Bobby?

1786
01:25:57,694 --> 01:25:59,028
That's right, Pete.
(CLANGING)

1787
01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:00,446
See.
He didn't get hurt.

1788
01:26:00,531 --> 01:26:02,114
Remember
the eye poke?

1789
01:26:03,784 --> 01:26:06,035
Now let's look at that
again in slow motion.

1790
01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:12,917
Kids, do not poke
anyone in the eye.
It's very dangerous.

1791
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,419
The point is, this movie
is all about
fun and games.

1792
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:17,630
So please play
safe at home.

1793
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:18,714
Thank you.

1794
01:26:26,056 --> 01:26:31,352
I'll hold your hand
when you are feeling mad at me

1795
01:26:33,772 --> 01:26:36,190
Yeah, when the monsters
they won't go away

1796
01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:40,611
The windows are closed
I'll pretend to see
what you see

1797
01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:48,828
"How long?" I say,
"How long will you relive
the things that are gone?"

1798
01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,122
Oh, yeah,
the devil's on your back

1799
01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:54,125
But I know you can
shake him off

1800
01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:59,589
And every day
that you want to waste

1801
01:26:59,673 --> 01:27:03,134
That you want
to waste, you can

1802
01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:10,766
And every day
that you want to wake up
You want to wake, you can

1803
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:18,316
And every day that
you want to change
That you want to change, yeah

1804
01:27:18,817 --> 01:27:23,988
I'll help you see it through
'cause I just really
want to be with you

1805
01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:41,547
And every day
that you want to waste

1806
01:27:41,632 --> 01:27:45,051
That you want
to waste, you can

1807
01:27:45,552 --> 01:27:52,558
And every day
that you want to wake up
You want to wake, you can

1808
01:27:53,226 --> 01:28:00,232
And every day that
you want to change
That you want to change, yeah

1809
01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:05,863
I'll help you see it through
'cause I just really
want to be with you

1810
01:28:08,325 --> 01:28:09,742
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1811
01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:11,994
Hey, is everybody ready?

1812
01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:19,085
Three stooges
Trying to make
a dollar in America

1813
01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:26,300
Three stooges
Trying to get a laugh
before they bury 'em

1814
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:30,513
Everybody's serious
Everybody's angry

1815
01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:34,058
Everybody's furious
grubbing for money

1816
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:37,603
Everybody's mad
Everybody's fussy

1817
01:28:37,688 --> 01:28:41,148
Everybody's screaming
and pushing over nothing

1818
01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:48,197
Three stooges
Trying to make
a dollar in America

1819
01:28:48,281 --> 01:28:54,620
Three stooges
Trying to get a laugh
before they bury 'em

1820
01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:58,874
Everybody's violent
Everybody's mean

1821
01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:02,503
Baby's in the bubble
Oh, no, he's causing trouble

1822
01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:05,923
Ugly-hardy-har-har
Hody-hody-ho

1823
01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:08,009
(MUTTERING GIBBERISH)

1824
01:29:08,093 --> 01:29:10,011
Now, don't you block, baby

1825
01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:16,392
Three stooges
Trying to make
a dollar in America

1826
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:20,604
Three stooges

1827
01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:24,442
Trying to make them laugh
before they bury 'em

1828
01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:49,383
Three stooges

1829
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:08,235
(SINGING) It's a shame
the way you mess around
with your man

1830
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:12,907
It's a shame
the way you hurt me

1831
01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:17,286
It's a shame
the way you mess around
with your man

1832
01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,580
You're like
a child at play

1833
01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:20,664
(BELL CHIMES)

1834
01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,083
On a sunny day

1835
01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:26,545
But you play with love
and then you throw it away

1836
01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:30,883
Why do you use me?
Try to confuse me

1837
01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:34,929
How can you stand
to be so cruel?

1838
01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:40,601
Why don't you free me
from this prison

1839
01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:44,522
Where I serve
my time as your fool

1840
01:30:44,606 --> 01:30:49,276
Why do you use me
Try to confuse me

1841
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:53,364
How can you stand
to be so cruel?

1842
01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:58,994
Why don't you free me
from this prison

1843
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:03,457
Where I serve
my time as your fool

1844
01:31:03,542 --> 01:31:04,792
It's a shame
Hey

1845
01:31:04,876 --> 01:31:05,918
Uh!

1846
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:08,921
You know it's gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta be a shame

1847
01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:11,507
Why you...

1848
01:31:11,716 --> 01:31:12,716
MOE:
Try to hurt me

1849
01:31:13,009 --> 01:31:14,009
(WHOOPS)

1850
01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:19,140
You know you got
my heart in chains

1851
01:31:19,850 --> 01:31:21,183
And I gotta complain

1852
01:31:21,268 --> 01:31:23,519
Because I just
won't be content
unless I...

1853
01:31:23,603 --> 01:31:27,398
Why, I'm gonna gouge
your eyes out, both
of you bunion-heads!

1854
01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:31,402
ROSEMARY:
Oh it's a shame how
you hurt each other

1855
01:31:31,486 --> 01:31:35,239
MOE: (IN AUTO-TUNE)
It's a shame
the way you hurt me

1856
01:31:35,949 --> 01:31:37,366
It's a shame
A shame

1857
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:40,870
ROSEMARY:
It's a shame how
you hurt each other

1858
01:31:40,954 --> 01:31:42,163
You know it's gotta,
gotta, gotta

1859
01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:44,498
ROSEMARY:
It's a shame
How you're in trouble

1860
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:47,126
It's gotta be
a shame

1861
01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:48,919
(VOCALIZING)

1862
01:31:50,881 --> 01:31:54,383
ROSEMARY:
Oh ain't it a shame
Yeah

1863
01:32:01,266 --> 01:32:02,266
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