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[man] Do you find me sadistic?

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You know, Kiddo...

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... l'd like to believe...

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... you're aware enough, even now...

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... to know that there's nothing sadistic...

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... in my actions.

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At this moment...

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... this is me...

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... at my most masochistic.

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Bill.

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It's your ba...

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[woman] Looked dead, didn't l?

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Well, l wasn't.

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But it wasn't from lack of trying,
l can tell you that.

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Actually, Bill's last bullet
put me in a coma -

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A coma l was to lie in for four years.

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When l woke up, l went on what
the movie advertisements refer to as

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"a roaring rampage of revenge."

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I roared, and l rampaged,

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And l got bloody satisfaction.

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I've killed a hell of a lot of people
to get to this point,

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But l've only one more.

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The last one.

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The one l'm driving to right now.

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The only one left.

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And when l arrive at my destination,

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I am gonna kill Bill.

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[ instrumental]

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[woman] The incident that happened
at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel

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that put this whole gory story into motion

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has since become legend.

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"Massacre at Two Pines."

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That's what the newspapers called it.

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The local TVnews called it,

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"The El Paso, Texas
Wedding Chapel Massacre."

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How it happened, who was there,

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how many got killed
and who killed them -

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changes depending on
who's telling the story.

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ln actual fact, the massacre didn't
happen during a wedding at all.

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It was a wedding rehearsal.

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Now, when we come
to the part where l say,

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"You may kiss the bride,"
you may kiss the bride.

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But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.

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[laughter]

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This might be funny to your friends,

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But it would be embarrassing
to your parents.

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[laughter continues]

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We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend.

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Y'all got a song?

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How 'bout "Love Me Tender"?
l can play that.

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- Sure.
- Yeah.

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"Love Me Tender" would be great.

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Rufus - he's the man.

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Rufus, who was that
that you used to play for?

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Rufus Thomas.

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Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas.

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I was a Drell. l was a Drifter.
l was a Coaster.

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I was part of the Gang.
l was a Barkay.

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If they come through Texas,
l done played with 'em.

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Rufus - he's the man.

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- Have l forgotten anything?
- Um...

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Oh yes, you forgot, uh,
the seating arrangements.

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- Thank you, Mother.
- Yes.

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Now, the way we normally do this -

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We have the bride's side,
and then we have the groom's side.

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But since the bride
ain't got nobody comin',

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And the groom's got
far too many people comin'...

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Well, yeah, they're comin'
all the way from Oklahoma.

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Right...

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Well, l don't see no problem with...

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... the groom's side
sharing the bride's side.

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- Do you, Mother?
- l don't have a problem with that.

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But, uh...

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Honey, you know, it would be good
if you had somebody come.

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You know, as a sign of good faith?

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Well, l don't have anybody...

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... except for Tommy and my friends.

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- You have no family?
- Well, l'm workin' on changing that.

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Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family
this little angel's ever gonna need.

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L'm not feeling very well,
and this bitch is starting to piss me off.

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So while y'all blather on,
l'm gonna go outside and get some air.

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OK. Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh...

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- She's gonna go out and get some air.
- Yeah. Given her delicate condition...

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She just needs a few minutes
to get it together. She'll be OK.

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[Reverend] Right...

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[ flute]

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Hello, Kiddo.

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- How did you find me?
- l'm the man.

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What are you doin' here?

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What am l doin'?

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Well...

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... moment ago l was playin' my flute.

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At this moment...

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... l'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride
these old eyes have ever seen.

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- Why are you here?
- Last look.

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- Are you gonna be nice?
- l've never been nice in my whole life.

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But l'll do my best to be sweet.

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Hmm.

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I always told you...

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... your sweet side is you best side.

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I guess that's why you're
the only one who's ever seen it.

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- So you got a bun in the oven.
- Hmm.

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- l'm knocked up.
- Jeez, Louise.

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That young man of yours sure doesn't
believe in wasting time, does he?

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Have you seen Tommy?

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- Big guy in the tux?
- Yes.

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Then l saw him.

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I like his hair.

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You promised you'd be nice.

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No, l said l'd do my best.
That's hardly a promise.

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But you're right.

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What does your young man
do for a living?

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He owns a used record store
here in El Paso.

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- Ah. Music lover, eh?
- He's fond of music.

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Aren't we all?

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And what are you doing
for a J-O-B these days?

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I work in the record store.

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Aso.

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It all suddenly seems so clear.

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- Do you like it?
- Yeah. l like it a lot, smartass.

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I get to listen to music all day...

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... talk about music all day.
It's really cool.

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It's gonna be a great environment
for my little girl to grow up in.

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As opposed to jetting around the world,
killing human beings,

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And being paid vast sums of money?

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Precisely.

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Well, my old friend...

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... to each his own.

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However, all cockblockery aside...

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I am looking forward
to meeting your young man.

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I happen to be, more or less,
particular whom my gal marries.

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- You want to come to the wedding?
- Only if l can sit on the bride's side.

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You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.

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Your side always was a bit lonely.

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But l wouldn't sit anywhere else.

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You know...

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... l had the loveliest dream about you...

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Oh, here's Tommy!
Call me Arlene.

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- You must be Tommy!
- Uh-huh.

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Arlene's told me so much about you.

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- Honey, you OK?
- Oh, l'm fine.

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Tommy, l'd like you to meet my father.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God, this is great!

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I'm so glad to meet you, sir... uh, Dad.

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The name's Bill.

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Well, it's great to meet you... Bill.

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- Arlene told me you couldn't make it.
- Surprise.

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That's my pop for ya.
Always full of surprises.

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Well, in the surprise department...

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... the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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- When did you get in?
- Just now.

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- Did you come straight from Australia?
- Of course.

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Daddy, l told Tommy that you were
in Perth mining for silver, and...

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... no one could reach you.

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Lucky for us all, that's not the case.

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So...

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What's this all about?
l've heard of wedding rehearsals,

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But l don't believe l've ever heard of
a wedding dress rehearsal before.

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We thought,

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"Why pay so much money for a dress
you're only gonna wear once?"

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Especially when Arlene looks
so goddamn beautiful in it.

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So, l think we're gonna try to get
all the mileage we can out of it.

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Isn't it supposed to be bad luck
for the groom to see the bride

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In her wedding dress
before the ceremony?

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Well, l guess l just believe
in living dangerously.

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I know just what you mean.

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[Reverend] Son.
Some of us have places to be.

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[Rufus] Sure do.

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Look, we got to go through this one
more time. So, why don't you have a s...

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Oh, my God. What am l thinking?
You should give her away!

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Tommy, that's not exactly
Daddy's cup of tea.

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I think Father would be
much more comfortable

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- sitting with the rest of the guests.
- Hmm. Really?

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That's asking a lot.

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Oh. OK.
Well, forget it.

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But how about we go out
to dinner tonight to celebrate?

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Only on the condition that
l pay for everything.

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Deal. We got to do this now.

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- Can l watch?
- Absolutely. Have a seat.

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- Which is the bride's side?
- Right over here.

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[Reverend] Mother, here we go!

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Now son, about them vows...

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[ guitar]

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Bill...

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- l just want...
- You don't owe me a damn thing.

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If he's the man you want...

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... then go stand by him.

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- Do l look pretty?
- Oh, yes.

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Thank you.

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[Reverend] What the hell?

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[screaming]

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[bride] No! Bill!

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[machine gunfire]

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[barking]

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[bells toll]

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[bird chirps]

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You tellin' me she cut her way through
88 bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?

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00:15:14,232 --> 00:15:16,276
Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.

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They just called themselves
"The Crazy 88"

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- How come?
- l don't know.

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00:15:21,447 --> 00:15:24,575
I guess they thought it sounded cool.

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00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:28,328
Anyhow, they all fell
under her Hanzo sword.

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- She got a Hanzo sword?
- He made one for her.

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00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:35,918
Didn't he swear a blood oath
to never make another sword?

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It would appear he has broken it.

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00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:45,428
Them Japs sure know how
to hold a grudge, don't they?

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Or maybe...

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00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:53,060
... you just tend
to bring that out in people.

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I know this is a ridiculous question
before l ask it,

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But you haven't, by any chance,
kept up with your... swordplay?

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00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:07,114
I, um...

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00:16:07,198 --> 00:16:10,701
[belches] l pawned that years ago.

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00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:14,121
You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?

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00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:16,247
Yep.

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00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,291
It was priceless.

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00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:27,300
Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.

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00:16:27,384 --> 00:16:30,387
In El Paso, l got me $250 for it.

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00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:35,724
I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.

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[sniffs]

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00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:41,062
If she wants to fight with me, all she's
got to do is come down to the club

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00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:43,816
And start some shit,
and we'll be in a fight.

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00:16:45,608 --> 00:16:50,405
I know we haven't spoken in some time,

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And the last time we spoke
wasn't the most pleasant,

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00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:58,746
But you've got to get over
being mad at me,

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00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:01,039
And start becoming afraid of [bleep],

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00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:04,835
Because she is coming,
and she's coming to kill you.

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00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:10,173
And unless you accept my assistance,
l have no doubt she will succeed.

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00:17:19,515 --> 00:17:24,103
I don't dodge guilt, and l don't Jew
out of paying my comeuppance.

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Can't we just... forget the past?

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00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,612
That woman...

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... deserves her revenge.

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00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:43,829
And...

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... we deserve to die.

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00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,589
But then again...

236
00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:55,757
... so does she.

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00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:01,804
So l guess...

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00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:04,307
... we'll just see.

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00:18:05,308 --> 00:18:08,519
Won't we?

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00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:31,165
[ distant music]

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00:18:37,087 --> 00:18:39,089
[ Spanish music]

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00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:45,678
Late again.

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00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,973
Budd, can't you tell time?

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00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:50,849
There ain't nobody in here, man.

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00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,268
- [man] Is that Budd?
- Yeah.

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00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:56,355
[man] Tell him to get
his fucking ass back here!

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OK.

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00:18:58,357 --> 00:19:02,653
Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.

249
00:19:06,572 --> 00:19:09,075
Take a hit.
Be somebody, baby.

250
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,836
You looking for me?

251
00:19:26,675 --> 00:19:30,387
I don't know what car wash
you worked before you came here

252
00:19:30,428 --> 00:19:33,723
That let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
but it wasn't owned by me

253
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,475
- and l own a fuckin' car wash.
- Do you want me to leave?

254
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:39,687
No, l don't want you to leave.
l want you to sit and wait.

255
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,981
Larry...

256
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:44,984
... there ain't nobody out there, so...

257
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:50,488
[slurring] "There's nobody
out there, Larry."

258
00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:52,866
What's your point?

259
00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:57,495
- That you're not needed here?
- My point is...

260
00:19:57,578 --> 00:20:02,207
... l'm the bouncer, and there
ain't nobody out there to bounce.

261
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,544
You saying that the reason...

262
00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:09,423
... that you're not doing the job that l'm...

263
00:20:09,506 --> 00:20:14,011
... paying you to do is that
you don't have a job to do?

264
00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:18,598
- No...
- ls that what you're saying?

265
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:20,682
What are you trying
to convince me of, exactly?

266
00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:24,645
That you're as useless
as an asshole right here?

267
00:20:24,729 --> 00:20:27,065
Well, guess what, buddy?

268
00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:32,319
I think... you just fucking convinced me.

269
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,529
Let's go to the calendar.

270
00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,907
Lt's calendar time.

271
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,493
Calendar time for Buddy.

272
00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:42,912
- OK. You working tomorrow?
- Yeah.

273
00:20:42,995 --> 00:20:47,083
Mm. No, you're n... You don't even know
what fucking day you work.

274
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,168
Here. You're not working tomorrow.

275
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:52,463
You're working Wednesday.
Here you are. There you go.

276
00:20:52,546 --> 00:20:54,590
- Workin' Thursday?
- Yeah.

277
00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:58,968
I don't think so.
Friday.

278
00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:01,096
I d... There's your name.

279
00:21:01,179 --> 00:21:04,182
- lf you say so.
- There used to be your name. OK?

280
00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:07,060
- Saturday. There used to be your name.
- Oh.

281
00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:09,145
Uh, Monday...

282
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,729
Here. How about that?

283
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:15,567
Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing
you kids seem to understand. OK?

284
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,238
Now, l want you to go home till l call you.

285
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,699
Till l call you.

286
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,702
Before you leave, talk to Rocket.
She's got a job for you to do.

287
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,123
And...

288
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,917
... the hat.

289
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,919
That fuckin' hat.

290
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,797
That fucking...

291
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,800
How many times have l told you,

292
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,887
Don't wear that fucking hat here?
How many?

293
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:51,892
Customers wear hats.

294
00:21:51,976 --> 00:21:54,603
Well, l'm not the boss of the customers.

295
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:58,649
I'm the boss of you.
And l'm telling you...

296
00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:03,696
... that l want you to keep
that shit-kicker hat at home.

297
00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:22,796
[lighter clicks]

298
00:22:24,631 --> 00:22:26,675
[lighter clicks again]

299
00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:41,272
Yeah. Budd, honey, uh,
the toilet is at it again.

300
00:22:41,356 --> 00:22:44,400
There's shitty water all over the floor.

301
00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:48,279
OK... Rocket.

302
00:22:50,155 --> 00:22:52,949
- l'll clean it up.
- Mm-hmm.

303
00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:16,235
[ "A Satisfied Mind"by Johnny Cash]

304
00:24:16,318 --> 00:24:18,571
How many times

305
00:24:18,654 --> 00:24:24,035
Have you heard someone say,

306
00:24:24,117 --> 00:24:27,454
"lf l had his money,

307
00:24:27,537 --> 00:24:31,541
l could do things my way"

308
00:24:31,624 --> 00:24:35,420
But little they know

309
00:24:35,503 --> 00:24:39,424
That it's so hard to find

310
00:24:39,506 --> 00:24:43,052
One rich man in ten

311
00:24:43,093 --> 00:24:47,556
With a satisfied mind

312
00:24:49,141 --> 00:24:52,644
Once l was wading

313
00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:56,481
ln fortune and fame

314
00:24:56,522 --> 00:25:00,151
Everything that l dreamed for

315
00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:04,447
To get a start in life's game

316
00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:08,159
Then suddenly it happened

317
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,913
l lost every dime,
but l'm richer...

318
00:25:12,996 --> 00:25:14,790
[dogs barking]

319
00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:16,958
[music stops]

320
00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:47,278
[music continues]

321
00:25:47,361 --> 00:25:49,655
How many times

322
00:25:49,738 --> 00:25:54,076
Have you heard someone say...

323
00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:04,752
[groans]

324
00:26:04,836 --> 00:26:07,797
[music continues]

325
00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:12,635
[laughing]

326
00:26:21,727 --> 00:26:23,729
[music stops]

327
00:26:30,818 --> 00:26:32,820
Now...

328
00:26:32,903 --> 00:26:35,698
... that gentled you down some, didn't it?

329
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,624
Yep.

330
00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:53,798
Ain't nobody a badass with a double
dose of rock salt dug deep in her tits.

331
00:26:58,135 --> 00:27:01,722
Not havin'... tits...

332
00:27:06,268 --> 00:27:08,812
... as fine...

333
00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,523
... or as big as yours,

334
00:27:11,606 --> 00:27:15,693
I can't even imagine
how bad that shit must sting.

335
00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:18,696
[coughs]

336
00:27:20,156 --> 00:27:22,158
Yet...

337
00:27:25,619 --> 00:27:27,746
... l don't want to, neither.

338
00:27:49,892 --> 00:27:51,227
I win.

339
00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,521
[coughs]

340
00:27:55,772 --> 00:27:58,733
[groaning]

341
00:28:01,778 --> 00:28:04,739
Ugh! Ugh.

342
00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:04,295
[ringing]

343
00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:05,920
Bill.

344
00:29:06,004 --> 00:29:09,174
Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.

345
00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,343
- Budd.
- Bingo.

346
00:29:12,927 --> 00:29:15,263
And to what do l owe
this dubious pleasure?

347
00:29:15,347 --> 00:29:20,352
[sniffs] l just caught me the cowgirl
ain't never been caught.

348
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:25,814
- Did you kill her?
- Well, not yet, l ain't.

349
00:29:26,523 --> 00:29:28,901
l shot her full of rock salt.

350
00:29:28,942 --> 00:29:33,614
She's so gentle right now, l could
perform her coup de grâce with a rock.

351
00:29:34,781 --> 00:29:36,991
Anywho...

352
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:43,414
Guess what l'm holdin'
in my hand right now?

353
00:29:43,456 --> 00:29:44,582
What?

354
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:48,628
A brand spankin' new
Hattori Hanzo sword.

355
00:29:50,212 --> 00:29:53,590
And l'm here to tell ya, Elle,

356
00:29:53,632 --> 00:29:57,052
... that's what l call sharp.
- How much?

357
00:29:57,135 --> 00:30:01,682
Oh, that's hard to say,
bein' that it's... priceless and all.

358
00:30:01,764 --> 00:30:04,517
What's the terms?

359
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,490
You get your bony ass down here
first thing in the morning...

360
00:30:08,771 --> 00:30:12,984
... with a million dollars in folding cash...

361
00:30:13,025 --> 00:30:18,322
... and l'll give you the greatest sword
ever made by a man.

362
00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:24,244
Now, how do you like the sound of that?

363
00:30:24,285 --> 00:30:26,121
Sounds like we got a deal.

364
00:30:26,204 --> 00:30:29,082
- One condition.
- What?

365
00:30:29,123 --> 00:30:32,710
She must suffer to her last breath.

366
00:30:32,793 --> 00:30:35,462
[chuckling] Well...

367
00:30:35,546 --> 00:30:38,507
That, Elle darlin'...

368
00:30:38,549 --> 00:30:41,385
... l can pretty much
damn well guarantee.

369
00:30:42,427 --> 00:30:46,222
Then l'll see you
in the mornin', millionaire.

370
00:30:46,306 --> 00:30:48,599
All right.

371
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:03,739
[ country]

372
00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,366
[men chattering]

373
00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:10,912
[grunting]

374
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:15,624
[owl hooting]

375
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,961
[shoveling]

376
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:38,104
[footsteps approach]

377
00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:51,533
Wakey, wakey.

378
00:31:51,616 --> 00:31:52,950
Eggs and bakey.

379
00:31:56,663 --> 00:31:57,713
[grunts]

380
00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:30,778
[man] l'm done!

381
00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:33,072
Get me outta this hole!

382
00:32:36,449 --> 00:32:38,576
[Budd] Good.

383
00:32:43,873 --> 00:32:45,792
[grunts]

384
00:32:47,543 --> 00:32:49,670
[man] Whew.

385
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,567
Whoa, look at those eyes.

386
00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:16,070
[chuckles] This bitch is furious.

387
00:33:16,111 --> 00:33:19,698
[sniffs] What did l tell ya?

388
00:33:19,781 --> 00:33:22,951
Is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?

389
00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:27,247
Or... is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?

390
00:33:27,331 --> 00:33:29,958
I seen better.

391
00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:36,088
You got anything to say?

392
00:33:39,175 --> 00:33:42,345
White women call this
"the silent treatment."

393
00:33:42,428 --> 00:33:45,306
And we let 'em think we don't like it.

394
00:33:47,432 --> 00:33:50,060
[snorts]

395
00:33:50,143 --> 00:33:52,437
You grab the feet, l'll get the head.

396
00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:55,357
[belches]

397
00:33:56,358 --> 00:33:57,776
[grunting]

398
00:34:00,152 --> 00:34:03,906
Hey. Hey. Hey!

399
00:34:03,989 --> 00:34:06,492
Wiggle worm, you see this?

400
00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:10,537
You see it, don't ya?

401
00:34:12,163 --> 00:34:13,623
That's a can of Mace.

402
00:34:13,665 --> 00:34:16,584
Mm-hmm. No.

403
00:34:16,668 --> 00:34:20,088
You're goin' underneath
the ground tonight.

404
00:34:20,129 --> 00:34:23,716
And... that's all there is to it.

405
00:34:27,094 --> 00:34:29,471
I wanna bury ya.

406
00:34:31,974 --> 00:34:34,893
I was gonna bury ya...

407
00:34:38,855 --> 00:34:41,900
[chuckles]... with this.

408
00:34:45,569 --> 00:34:48,990
But if you're gonna
act like a horse's ass...

409
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,789
... l'm gonna spray this whole goddamn
can right in your eyeballs!

410
00:34:56,871 --> 00:35:00,292
I'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head.

411
00:35:01,126 --> 00:35:03,878
Then you're gonna be blind...

412
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,922
... and burnin'...

413
00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,134
...and buried alive.

414
00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:17,808
Now, what's it gonna be, sister?

415
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,779
That's a wise decision.

416
00:35:44,207 --> 00:35:47,210
This is for breakin' my brother's heart.

417
00:35:56,927 --> 00:35:59,221
[whimpers]

418
00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:23,827
[whimpers]

419
00:36:25,204 --> 00:36:28,374
[thumping]

420
00:36:28,457 --> 00:36:30,084
[cries]

421
00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:32,419
[pantingcrying]

422
00:36:38,424 --> 00:36:40,426
[gasps]

423
00:36:43,388 --> 00:36:45,390
[rumbling]

424
00:36:48,058 --> 00:36:50,560
[panting]

425
00:36:50,644 --> 00:36:53,397
[rumbling continues]

426
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,400
[panting faster]

427
00:36:56,441 --> 00:36:59,111
[rumbling continues]

428
00:36:59,193 --> 00:37:01,362
[panting continues]

429
00:37:01,404 --> 00:37:03,447
[whimpers]

430
00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:05,866
[grunt]

431
00:37:05,908 --> 00:37:08,995
[creaking]

432
00:37:09,078 --> 00:37:11,539
[thudgrunt]

433
00:37:11,622 --> 00:37:15,251
[breathing softly]

434
00:37:19,087 --> 00:37:21,089
[loud thud]

435
00:37:21,131 --> 00:37:23,717
[panting]

436
00:37:23,758 --> 00:37:25,719
[loud thud]

437
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:31,515
[cryingloud thud]

438
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:33,892
[gasping]

439
00:37:33,976 --> 00:37:36,353
[loud thud]

440
00:37:39,106 --> 00:37:40,899
[thud]

441
00:37:40,982 --> 00:37:44,402
[whimpering]

442
00:37:44,485 --> 00:37:46,446
[thud]

443
00:37:48,573 --> 00:37:51,242
[grunting]

444
00:37:52,994 --> 00:37:56,456
[sobbingdistant thud]

445
00:37:59,207 --> 00:38:01,585
[grunting]

446
00:38:02,502 --> 00:38:05,130
[crying]

447
00:38:05,756 --> 00:38:08,383
[faint rumbling]

448
00:38:17,099 --> 00:38:19,435
[sobs]

449
00:38:19,518 --> 00:38:21,854
[panting]

450
00:38:26,816 --> 00:38:29,444
[grunting]

451
00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:33,990
[screaminggrunting]

452
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:52,466
[crying]

453
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:27,498
[ flute]

454
00:39:36,339 --> 00:39:38,925
Once upon a time...

455
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:41,845
... in China...

456
00:39:41,928 --> 00:39:45,765
... some believe around the year...

457
00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:49,352
... one double aught-three,

458
00:39:49,393 --> 00:39:55,608
Head priest of the White Lotus Clan,
Pai Mei, was walking down a road...

459
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,986
... contemplating whatever it is

460
00:39:59,028 --> 00:40:05,200
That a man of Pai Mei's
infinite powers would contemplate -

461
00:40:05,283 --> 00:40:08,244
Which is another way
of saying, "Who knows?" -

462
00:40:09,704 --> 00:40:12,707
When a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,

463
00:40:12,749 --> 00:40:15,543
Traveling in the opposite direction.

464
00:40:15,626 --> 00:40:20,005
As the monk and the priest
crossed paths...

465
00:40:20,088 --> 00:40:22,215
... Pai Mei...

466
00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:27,763
... in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,

467
00:40:27,846 --> 00:40:32,851
Gave the monk the slightest of nods.

468
00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:34,977
The nod...

469
00:40:35,061 --> 00:40:37,521
... was not returned.

470
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:40,524
[ note]

471
00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:46,906
Now, was it the intention
of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei?

472
00:40:46,947 --> 00:40:51,910
Or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?

473
00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:56,915
The motives of the monk
remain unknown.

474
00:40:56,997 --> 00:40:59,083
What is known...

475
00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:01,919
... were the consequences.

476
00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:05,422
[ flute]

477
00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:20,103
The next morning, Pai Mei
appeared at the Shaolin temple...

478
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,398
... and demanded
of the temple's head abbot

479
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:28,820
That he offer Pai Mei his neck
to repay the insult.

480
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:34,658
The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei.

481
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:38,620
Only to find Pai Mei was...

482
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,330
... inconsolable.

483
00:41:40,413 --> 00:41:42,415
[ flute]

484
00:41:51,632 --> 00:41:54,093
So began...

485
00:41:54,175 --> 00:41:59,973
... the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple,
and all sixty of the monks inside,

486
00:42:00,015 --> 00:42:03,560
At the fists of the White Lotus.

487
00:42:03,643 --> 00:42:07,439
And... so began the legend...

488
00:42:07,479 --> 00:42:11,859
... of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.

489
00:42:11,942 --> 00:42:14,232
And what, pray tell,
is the Five-Point-Palm

490
00:42:14,278 --> 00:42:16,864
- Exploding-Heart Technique?
- Quite simply,

491
00:42:17,698 --> 00:42:22,036
The deadliest blow in all of martial arts.

492
00:42:23,494 --> 00:42:27,040
He hits you with his fingertips...

493
00:42:27,123 --> 00:42:31,044
... at five different pressure
points on your body...

494
00:42:31,127 --> 00:42:35,173
... and then lets you walk away.

495
00:42:35,213 --> 00:42:38,215
But once you've taken five steps...

496
00:42:38,216 --> 00:42:42,262
... your heart explodes inside your body...

497
00:42:42,346 --> 00:42:45,432
... and you fall to the floor, dead.

498
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,644
- Did he teach you that?
- No.

499
00:42:50,686 --> 00:42:54,899
He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.

500
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:58,069
Now...

501
00:42:58,152 --> 00:43:01,489
... one of the things
l've always liked about you...

502
00:43:01,572 --> 00:43:03,532
... Kiddo...

503
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:07,953
... is you appear
wise beyond your years.

504
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:16,294
So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise:

505
00:43:16,336 --> 00:43:18,004
Whatever...

506
00:43:18,087 --> 00:43:22,007
... whatever Pai Mei says, obey.

507
00:43:23,425 --> 00:43:28,555
Lf you flash him, even for an instant,
a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out.

508
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:33,852
And if you throw any
American sass his way...

509
00:43:33,935 --> 00:43:37,146
... he'll snap your back and your neck
like they were twigs.

510
00:43:40,608 --> 00:43:43,403
And that will be the story of you.

511
00:43:46,113 --> 00:43:49,157
[ flute]

512
00:44:03,671 --> 00:44:06,215
He'll accept you as his student.

513
00:44:06,299 --> 00:44:08,384
- What happened to you?
- Nothin'.

514
00:44:08,467 --> 00:44:11,637
- Get in a fight?
- Friendly contest.

515
00:44:11,721 --> 00:44:13,139
Why did he accept me?

516
00:44:13,179 --> 00:44:17,475
Because he's a very, very, very old man.

517
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:20,770
And like all rotten bastards...

518
00:44:20,812 --> 00:44:26,026
... when they become old,
they get lonely.

519
00:44:26,067 --> 00:44:29,070
Which has no effect
on their dispositions,

520
00:44:29,111 --> 00:44:33,866
But it does teach them
the value of company.

521
00:44:33,908 --> 00:44:36,410
Whew. Oh.

522
00:44:36,493 --> 00:44:41,373
[sighs] Just seein' those
steps again makes me ache.

523
00:44:41,373 --> 00:44:43,415
You're gonna have a lot of fun

524
00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:47,295
Carrying buckets of water
up and down that fucker.

525
00:44:51,841 --> 00:44:53,885
When will l see you again?

526
00:44:53,927 --> 00:44:57,430
That's the title of my favorite
soul song of the seventies.

527
00:44:57,512 --> 00:44:59,306
- What?
- Nothin'.

528
00:44:59,389 --> 00:45:01,850
When he tells me you're done.

529
00:45:02,893 --> 00:45:04,645
When do you think that might be?

530
00:45:04,686 --> 00:45:07,606
That, my dearest,
depends entirely on you.

531
00:45:07,689 --> 00:45:11,318
Now remember,
no sarcasm, no backtalk.

532
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,694
At least not for the first year or so.

533
00:45:13,736 --> 00:45:16,948
You're gonna have to let him
warm up to you.

534
00:45:17,031 --> 00:45:20,868
He hates Caucasians,
despises Americans,

535
00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:23,746
And has nothing
but contempt for women.

536
00:45:26,122 --> 00:45:29,501
So in your case...
it might take a little while.

537
00:45:30,502 --> 00:45:33,213
- Adiós.
- [engine starts]

538
00:47:12,555 --> 00:47:13,605
Master...

539
00:47:15,474 --> 00:47:17,184
Your Mandarin is lousy.

540
00:47:17,185 --> 00:47:19,560
It causes my ears discomfort.

541
00:47:19,561 --> 00:47:21,188
You bray like an ass!

542
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:24,107
You are not to speak unless spoken to.

543
00:47:25,025 --> 00:47:28,612
Is it too much to hope...
you understand Cantonese?

544
00:47:32,365 --> 00:47:33,741
I speak Japanese very well...

545
00:47:33,824 --> 00:47:37,119
I didn't ask if you speak Japanese...

546
00:47:37,203 --> 00:47:39,372
I asked if you understand Cantonese?

547
00:47:40,915 --> 00:47:41,965
A little.

548
00:47:42,582 --> 00:47:47,170
You are here to learn the mysteries
of Kung Fu, not linguistics.

549
00:47:47,587 --> 00:47:49,673
If you can't understand me...

550
00:47:49,674 --> 00:47:51,548
I will communicate with you
like l would a dog.

551
00:47:51,549 --> 00:47:55,011
When l yell, when l point,
when l beat you with my stick!

552
00:48:01,141 --> 00:48:02,977
Bill is your master, is he not?

553
00:48:04,895 --> 00:48:06,355
Yes, he is.

554
00:48:08,732 --> 00:48:12,528
Your master tells me...
you're not entirely unschooled.

555
00:48:13,444 --> 00:48:14,944
What training do you possess?

556
00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:18,324
I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style,

557
00:48:18,408 --> 00:48:22,412
And l am more than proficient in the
exquisite art of the Samurai sword.

558
00:48:22,453 --> 00:48:23,705
[scoffs]

559
00:48:23,788 --> 00:48:26,798
The exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
Don't make me laugh!

560
00:48:26,832 --> 00:48:31,420
Your so-called exquisite art,
is only fit for...

561
00:48:31,712 --> 00:48:33,338
Japanese fat heads!

562
00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:35,882
[laughs]

563
00:48:38,509 --> 00:48:43,598
Your anger amuses me.
Do you believe you are my match?

564
00:48:44,181 --> 00:48:45,231
No.

565
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,560
Are you aware l kill at will?

566
00:48:48,227 --> 00:48:49,277
Yes.

567
00:48:49,812 --> 00:48:51,230
Is it your wish to die?

568
00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:52,188
No.

569
00:48:52,189 --> 00:48:54,066
[laughs]

570
00:48:54,066 --> 00:48:55,107
Then you must be stupid...

571
00:48:55,108 --> 00:48:57,485
Then you must be stupid... so stupid.

572
00:48:57,569 --> 00:49:01,281
Rise, and let me look at your
ridiculous face.

573
00:49:01,823 --> 00:49:02,949
Rise.

574
00:49:07,536 --> 00:49:13,125
So my pathetic friend...
ls there anything that you can do well?

575
00:49:13,959 --> 00:49:15,920
What's the matter?

576
00:49:16,378 --> 00:49:18,297
Cat got your tongue?

577
00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:22,718
- Oh yes, you speak Japanese.

578
00:49:23,384 --> 00:49:24,802
I despise the Goddamn Japs!

579
00:49:27,847 --> 00:49:29,557
Go to that rack.

580
00:49:37,898 --> 00:49:38,948
Remove the sword.

581
00:49:45,322 --> 00:49:47,908
[whooshes]

582
00:50:05,173 --> 00:50:06,967
Let's see how good you really are.

583
00:50:07,842 --> 00:50:09,427
If...

584
00:50:10,136 --> 00:50:11,846
... you land a single blow,

585
00:50:13,557 --> 00:50:15,267
I'll bow down and call you master.

586
00:50:16,059 --> 00:50:18,270
[whipping]

587
00:50:20,145 --> 00:50:22,064
[grunts]

588
00:50:22,147 --> 00:50:23,691
[grunts]

589
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,987
[grunting]

590
00:50:29,572 --> 00:50:32,042
From here you can get
an excellent view of my foot.

591
00:50:32,073 --> 00:50:33,123
[thud]

592
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:36,536
[laughs]

593
00:50:37,203 --> 00:50:40,540
Your swordsmanship...
is amateur at best.

594
00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:42,125
[whipping]

595
00:50:46,128 --> 00:50:48,005
[grunting]

596
00:50:54,678 --> 00:51:00,017
Your so-called kung-fu... is really...
quite pathetic.

597
00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,647
I asked you to demonstrate...
what you know... and you did...

598
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,566
Not a goddamn thing!

599
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:13,237
Let's see your Tiger Crane...
match my Eagle's Claw.

600
00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,407
[whooshes]

601
00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:30,377
[grunting]

602
00:51:37,218 --> 00:51:38,719
[grunts]

603
00:51:46,017 --> 00:51:48,519
[grunting]

604
00:51:49,103 --> 00:51:51,898
[gruntslaughs]

605
00:51:58,654 --> 00:52:00,155
[grunting continues]

606
00:52:00,906 --> 00:52:02,115
[laughs]

607
00:52:04,743 --> 00:52:06,245
[screams]

608
00:52:08,788 --> 00:52:10,373
[screams]

609
00:52:10,414 --> 00:52:12,375
Like all Yankee women...

610
00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:15,962
... all you can do is order in restaurants
and spend a man's money.

611
00:52:17,088 --> 00:52:18,714
Excruciating... isn't it?

612
00:52:18,798 --> 00:52:20,049
Yes!

613
00:52:21,634 --> 00:52:22,969
If it was my wish...

614
00:52:23,468 --> 00:52:24,803
... l could chop your arm off.

615
00:52:24,886 --> 00:52:26,096
No, please don't!

616
00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:27,514
[laughs]

617
00:52:27,597 --> 00:52:29,933
It's my arm now. l can do what l please.

618
00:52:30,517 --> 00:52:32,769
If you can stop me... l suggest you try.

619
00:52:32,852 --> 00:52:34,896
[screams]

620
00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:36,030
I can't.

621
00:52:37,147 --> 00:52:38,467
Because you're helpless?

622
00:52:39,275 --> 00:52:40,325
Yes.

623
00:52:42,778 --> 00:52:44,905
Have you ever felt this before?

624
00:52:45,322 --> 00:52:46,372
No.

625
00:52:46,490 --> 00:52:49,785
Compared to me... you're as helpless
as a worm fighting an eagle?

626
00:52:50,785 --> 00:52:51,995
YES!!!

627
00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:55,345
THAT'S THE BEGlNNlNG!

628
00:53:00,712 --> 00:53:03,298
Ls it your wish to possess
this kind of power?

629
00:53:06,049 --> 00:53:07,634
Yes!

630
00:53:09,177 --> 00:53:11,930
Your training will begin... tomorrow.

631
00:53:18,186 --> 00:53:20,063
[yells]

632
00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,290
Since your arm now belongs to me...

633
00:53:23,024 --> 00:53:24,317
... l want it strong.

634
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:27,278
Can you do that?

635
00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:30,615
I can, but not that close.

636
00:53:30,823 --> 00:53:32,116
Then you can't do it.

637
00:53:33,366 --> 00:53:37,120
What if your enemy...
is three inches in front of you...

638
00:53:38,205 --> 00:53:39,456
... What do you do then...

639
00:53:40,582 --> 00:53:41,708
... Curl into a ball...

640
00:53:43,335 --> 00:53:45,075
... or do you put your FlST through him?

641
00:53:46,171 --> 00:53:47,221
Now begin.

642
00:53:57,431 --> 00:53:58,682
[grunts]

643
00:54:00,391 --> 00:54:02,060
[grunts]

644
00:54:10,485 --> 00:54:12,445
[grunts]

645
00:54:14,155 --> 00:54:15,615
[grunts]

646
00:54:16,698 --> 00:54:18,325
[groans]

647
00:54:18,326 --> 00:54:20,785
It's the wood that should
fear your hand...

648
00:54:20,786 --> 00:54:23,247
- not the other way around.

649
00:54:24,081 --> 00:54:28,335
No wonder you can't do it...
you acquiesce to defeat...

650
00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:29,835
- before you even begin.

651
00:54:30,419 --> 00:54:31,879
[scoffs]

652
00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,893
[grunting]

653
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,230
[continues grunting]

654
00:54:53,316 --> 00:54:55,318
[grunting]

655
00:55:06,203 --> 00:55:08,914
[continues grunting]

656
00:55:11,499 --> 00:55:13,710
[gasping]

657
00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:25,972
[grunting]

658
00:55:28,599 --> 00:55:30,767
[yelling]

659
00:55:38,649 --> 00:55:41,777
[continues yelling]

660
00:55:44,155 --> 00:55:46,407
[rainfall]

661
00:56:10,804 --> 00:56:11,854
[chopsticks fall]

662
00:56:18,312 --> 00:56:20,523
If you want to eat like a dog...

663
00:56:21,814 --> 00:56:23,864
You can live and sleep
outside like a dog.

664
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:28,369
If you want to live and sleep
like a human...

665
00:56:29,822 --> 00:56:31,282
... pick up those sticks.

666
00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:05,313
[sighs]

667
00:57:12,028 --> 00:57:14,155
[sighs]

668
00:57:24,874 --> 00:57:26,709
[whoosh]

669
00:58:19,549 --> 00:58:21,092
[grunts]

670
00:59:06,426 --> 00:59:08,303
[grunts]

671
01:00:02,187 --> 01:00:05,857
Come on, you bitch.

672
01:00:07,524 --> 01:00:08,817
[grunts]

673
01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:49,438
OK, Pai Mei.

674
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,984
Here l come.

675
01:00:56,695 --> 01:01:00,491
[grunting]

676
01:01:31,352 --> 01:01:33,062
[grunting faster]

677
01:02:02,381 --> 01:02:05,634
[gasping]

678
01:02:07,553 --> 01:02:09,597
[wheezing]

679
01:02:18,771 --> 01:02:20,815
[grunts]

680
01:02:21,941 --> 01:02:24,068
[gasping]

681
01:02:30,073 --> 01:02:32,910
[wheezing]

682
01:02:34,703 --> 01:02:37,664
[breathing softly]

683
01:02:53,637 --> 01:02:55,305
[chimes]

684
01:05:44,295 --> 01:05:47,715
- So that's a Texas funeral?
- Yep.

685
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:51,636
l have to give it to ya, Budd.

686
01:05:51,678 --> 01:05:54,764
That's a pretty fucked up way to die.

687
01:05:54,847 --> 01:05:57,317
What's the name on the grave
she's buried under?

688
01:05:58,141 --> 01:05:59,935
Paula...

689
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,564
...Schultz.

690
01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:10,319
Can l look at the sword?

691
01:06:10,361 --> 01:06:13,948
That's my money right there
in that red bag, isn't it?

692
01:06:13,990 --> 01:06:16,701
lt sure is.

693
01:06:16,784 --> 01:06:19,162
Well then, it's your sword now.

694
01:06:35,385 --> 01:06:37,179
[blender whirring]

695
01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:40,389
What's that you said?

696
01:06:40,472 --> 01:06:42,850
So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword?

697
01:06:42,933 --> 01:06:45,269
That's a Hanzo sword, all right.

698
01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:48,105
Bill tells me you once had
one of these of your own.

699
01:06:49,690 --> 01:06:51,650
Yeah, once.

700
01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:54,486
Yeah? How does this one
compare to that?

701
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:07,165
lf you're gonna compare
a Hanzo sword...

702
01:07:08,749 --> 01:07:12,544
...you compare it
to every other sword ever made -

703
01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:17,549
wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo.

704
01:07:22,553 --> 01:07:24,806
[sniffsclears throat]

705
01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:28,309
Here you go.
Wrap your lips around that.

706
01:07:37,901 --> 01:07:40,445
So...

707
01:07:40,529 --> 01:07:43,031
...which "R" are you filled with?

708
01:07:43,782 --> 01:07:45,784
What?

709
01:07:48,369 --> 01:07:50,371
They say...

710
01:07:50,454 --> 01:07:52,665
...the number one killer...

711
01:07:52,748 --> 01:07:54,750
...of old people...

712
01:07:54,834 --> 01:07:58,170
...is retirement.

713
01:07:58,254 --> 01:08:04,218
People got a job to do, they tend to live
a little bit longer so they can do it.

714
01:08:05,844 --> 01:08:08,179
l've always figured that...

715
01:08:08,263 --> 01:08:11,307
...warriors and their enemies...

716
01:08:11,391 --> 01:08:14,060
...share the same relationship.

717
01:08:14,101 --> 01:08:17,479
So now that you're not gonna have
to face your enemy no more

718
01:08:17,563 --> 01:08:19,690
on the battlefield...

719
01:08:20,774 --> 01:08:23,777
...which "R" ya filled with?

720
01:08:25,612 --> 01:08:27,573
Relief...

721
01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:31,951
...or regret?

722
01:08:33,661 --> 01:08:38,040
- A little bit of both.
- Horseshit.

723
01:08:39,292 --> 01:08:42,128
l'm sure you do feel a little bit of both.

724
01:08:42,878 --> 01:08:45,964
But l know damn well that you feel one...

725
01:08:46,047 --> 01:08:48,675
...more than you feel the other.

726
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:52,888
And the question was:
Which one is it?

727
01:08:55,015 --> 01:08:56,266
Regret.

728
01:08:58,017 --> 01:09:00,478
You know,
you gotta hand it to the ol' girl.

729
01:09:00,519 --> 01:09:05,399
l never saw anybody buffalo Bill
the way she buffaloed Bill.

730
01:09:05,483 --> 01:09:07,568
Bill thought she was so damn smart.

731
01:09:07,651 --> 01:09:09,987
And l tried to tell him...

732
01:09:10,069 --> 01:09:12,280
...she was just smart for a blond.

733
01:09:31,507 --> 01:09:33,258
Thanks a bunch.

734
01:09:40,014 --> 01:09:43,017
[sniffsclears throat]

735
01:09:43,059 --> 01:09:45,645
[chuckles]

736
01:09:45,686 --> 01:09:47,563
All right.

737
01:09:47,647 --> 01:09:50,316
[hissing]

738
01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:53,027
[screaming]

739
01:10:02,702 --> 01:10:04,663
[continues screaming]

740
01:10:17,258 --> 01:10:19,844
Mmm.

741
01:10:19,884 --> 01:10:21,803
l'm sorry, Budd.

742
01:10:21,886 --> 01:10:24,514
That was rude of me, wasn't it?

743
01:10:24,556 --> 01:10:28,101
Budd, l'd like to introduce my friend,
the black mamba.

744
01:10:28,184 --> 01:10:31,187
Black mamba, this is Budd.

745
01:10:31,229 --> 01:10:33,731
You know, before l picked
that little fella up,

746
01:10:33,772 --> 01:10:36,024
l looked him up on the lnternet.

747
01:10:36,108 --> 01:10:39,319
Fascinating creature, the black mamba.

748
01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:40,737
Listen to this:

749
01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:43,122
[groans]

750
01:10:46,118 --> 01:10:48,370
"ln Africa, the saying goes,

751
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:52,623
"'ln the bush, an elephant can kill you,
a leopard can kill you,

752
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:56,711
"'and a black mamba can kill you.
But only with the mamba,

753
01:10:56,794 --> 01:11:01,257
"and this has been true in Africa
since the dawn of time, is death sure.'

754
01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:07,054
Hence its handle, 'Death lncarnate."'
Pretty cool, huh?

755
01:11:09,556 --> 01:11:13,310
"lts neurotoxic venom is one of
nature's most effective poisons,

756
01:11:13,393 --> 01:11:16,730
"acting on the nervous system,
causing paralysis.

757
01:11:16,770 --> 01:11:20,316
"The venom of a black mamba
can kill a human being in four hours

758
01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:23,110
"if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb.

759
01:11:23,194 --> 01:11:26,614
"However, a bite to the face or torso

760
01:11:26,697 --> 01:11:30,326
can bring death from paralysis
within 20 minutes."

761
01:11:30,408 --> 01:11:33,620
Now, you should listen to this,
'cause this concerns you.

762
01:11:33,621 --> 01:11:38,373
"The amount of venom that can be
delivered from a single bite

763
01:11:38,374 --> 01:11:41,586
can be gargantuan."

764
01:11:41,587 --> 01:11:44,296
You know, l've always liked
that word, "gargantuan."

765
01:11:44,296 --> 01:11:47,006
l so rarely have an opportunity
to use it in a sentence.

766
01:11:48,175 --> 01:11:50,552
"lf not treated quickly with antivenom,

767
01:11:50,636 --> 01:11:53,472
"ten to 15 milligrams
can be fatal to human beings.

768
01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:56,099
"However, the black mamba can deliver

769
01:11:56,141 --> 01:12:00,979
as much as 100 to 400 milligrams
of venom from a single bite."

770
01:12:04,148 --> 01:12:07,151
Now...

771
01:12:07,193 --> 01:12:11,739
...in these last agonizing
minutes of life you have left,

772
01:12:11,822 --> 01:12:15,012
let me answer that question
you asked earlier more thoroughly.

773
01:12:18,578 --> 01:12:21,164
Right at this moment...

774
01:12:21,248 --> 01:12:24,876
...the biggest "R" l feel is regret.

775
01:12:26,669 --> 01:12:32,466
Regret that maybe
the greatest warrior l have ever met

776
01:12:32,508 --> 01:12:38,639
met her end at the hands
of a bushwhackin', scrub,

777
01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:42,601
alkie, piece of shit like you.

778
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,855
That woman deserved better.

779
01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:49,774
[moansstops moaning]

780
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,851
[cell phone rings]

781
01:13:30,937 --> 01:13:32,022
Bill...

782
01:13:33,732 --> 01:13:35,692
...l have some tragic news.

783
01:13:36,901 --> 01:13:39,779
Your brother's dead.

784
01:13:39,862 --> 01:13:41,655
l am so sorry, baby.

785
01:13:42,782 --> 01:13:45,242
She put a black mamba in his camper.

786
01:13:46,243 --> 01:13:48,162
l got her, sweetie.
She's dead.

787
01:13:51,289 --> 01:13:53,166
Let me put it this way:

788
01:13:53,249 --> 01:13:57,587
You ever start feeling sentimental,
go to Barstow, California.

789
01:13:57,629 --> 01:14:01,549
When you get here, walk into a florist
and buy a bunch of flowers.

790
01:14:01,591 --> 01:14:04,511
Then you take those flowers
to Huntington Cemetery

791
01:14:04,593 --> 01:14:08,931
on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for
the headstone marked "Paula Schultz,"

792
01:14:09,014 --> 01:14:11,016
and lay them on the grave.

793
01:14:11,099 --> 01:14:17,022
'Cause you will be standing at the final
resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.

794
01:14:17,105 --> 01:14:19,566
- Marty Kitrosser?
- Here.

795
01:14:19,649 --> 01:14:21,484
- Melanie Harrhouse?
- Here.

796
01:14:21,567 --> 01:14:24,028
- Beatrix Kiddo?
- Here.

797
01:14:24,112 --> 01:14:27,448
Look... l can be there
in about four hours.

798
01:14:27,532 --> 01:14:30,034
Do you want me to come over?

799
01:14:30,118 --> 01:14:33,412
No, no, no, no.
You need me, baby, l'm there.

800
01:14:36,248 --> 01:14:39,042
OK. l'm leaving now.

801
01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:42,254
You go smoke some pot or somethin',
l'll be there soon.

802
01:14:57,268 --> 01:14:59,603
[grunting]

803
01:15:09,529 --> 01:15:11,614
[grunting continues]

804
01:15:15,951 --> 01:15:17,744
[grunting continues]

805
01:15:43,727 --> 01:15:45,687
Ugh.

806
01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:47,105
Gross.

807
01:16:07,374 --> 01:16:10,336
[yelling]

808
01:16:43,699 --> 01:16:44,749
[grunts]

809
01:16:58,630 --> 01:17:00,423
Hi-ya!

810
01:17:10,266 --> 01:17:15,062
"To my brother, Budd.
The only man l ever loved. Bill."

811
01:17:26,739 --> 01:17:28,950
What's that?

812
01:17:30,493 --> 01:17:32,954
Budd's Hanzo sword.

813
01:17:32,996 --> 01:17:35,498
He said he pawned it.

814
01:17:35,581 --> 01:17:39,209
Guess that makes him
a liar now, don't it?

815
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,549
- Elle?
- Bea.

816
01:17:46,508 --> 01:17:49,595
Somethin' l've always
been curious about.

817
01:17:49,635 --> 01:17:53,306
Just between us girls...

818
01:17:53,389 --> 01:17:57,810
...what did you say to Pai Mei
to make him snatch out your eye?

819
01:17:57,852 --> 01:18:00,605
[screams] Ow!

820
01:18:01,605 --> 01:18:04,775
l called him a miserable old fool.

821
01:18:04,858 --> 01:18:08,945
Ooh. Bad idea.

822
01:18:10,155 --> 01:18:11,782
Know what l did?

823
01:18:12,491 --> 01:18:16,077
l killed that miserable old fool.

824
01:18:17,328 --> 01:18:20,956
[Elle] How do you like the fish head,
you miserable old fool?

825
01:18:20,998 --> 01:18:23,417
l poisoned his fish heads.

826
01:18:23,501 --> 01:18:26,962
Elle, you treacherous dog.

827
01:18:27,004 --> 01:18:29,924
[Elle laughs]

828
01:18:31,549 --> 01:18:33,843
l - give - you - my - word...

829
01:18:33,927 --> 01:18:35,470
[Elle] And l told him,

830
01:18:35,512 --> 01:18:39,432
"To me, the word
of an old fool like you

831
01:18:39,516 --> 01:18:43,561
is worth less than nothing."

832
01:18:43,644 --> 01:18:45,145
[laughs]

833
01:18:48,482 --> 01:18:50,442
That's right.

834
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,486
l killed your master.

835
01:18:52,528 --> 01:18:55,155
And now l'm gonna kill you, too.

836
01:18:55,239 --> 01:18:57,908
With your own sword, no less.

837
01:18:57,990 --> 01:19:04,288
Which, in the very immediate future,
will become my sword.

838
01:19:06,415 --> 01:19:08,501
Bitch...

839
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:11,170
...you don't have a future.

840
01:19:40,071 --> 01:19:42,699
[yelling]

841
01:19:53,542 --> 01:19:56,920
[screaming]

842
01:20:00,424 --> 01:20:02,760
[screaming] Fucking bitch!

843
01:20:04,928 --> 01:20:07,139
[screaming] Fucking bitch!

844
01:20:14,771 --> 01:20:18,024
[screaming] l'll kill you!
You're fuckin' dead!

845
01:20:20,902 --> 01:20:23,571
[screaming] You bitch! You bitch!

846
01:20:23,612 --> 01:20:27,157
[moaningscreaming]

847
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,368
l'll fucking kill you, you bitch!

848
01:20:30,452 --> 01:20:32,829
[hisses]

849
01:20:32,913 --> 01:20:37,292
[screaming] Oh, l'll get you!

850
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,294
l'm gonna...

851
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:43,380
[screaming] Where are you?
Lemme fuckin' at you!

852
01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:45,424
[continues screaming]

853
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:49,303
Where are you?
l'm coming, you fucking bitch!

854
01:20:49,344 --> 01:20:52,222
[screaming] You're fucking dead!
You're dead!

855
01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:54,682
[continues screaming]

856
01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:57,560
[cries] Oh... shit!

857
01:21:00,313 --> 01:21:03,733
[screaming]

858
01:21:03,816 --> 01:21:07,861
[wind blowing]

859
01:21:19,789 --> 01:21:23,376
[# choral music]

860
01:21:58,409 --> 01:22:00,786
[# male singing in Spanish]

861
01:22:22,123 --> 01:22:27,268
[the bride] Like most men
who never knew their father,

862
01:22:27,268 --> 01:22:30,021
Bill collected father figures.

863
01:22:30,104 --> 01:22:33,107
The first was Esteban Vihaio.

864
01:22:33,191 --> 01:22:37,236
Esteban was a pimp
and a friend of Bill's mother.

865
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:41,407
He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico
for over 50 years.

866
01:22:41,490 --> 01:22:43,825
His army, the Acuna Boys,

867
01:22:43,909 --> 01:22:48,246
made up of the fatherless offspring
of his whores, ran Acuna.

868
01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:51,333
He ran the Acuna Boys.

869
01:22:52,584 --> 01:22:57,506
Now, at the age of 80, it would be
this retired gentleman of leisure

870
01:22:57,588 --> 01:23:00,591
who could point me in Bill's direction.

871
01:23:02,593 --> 01:23:04,970
Señor Esteban Vihaio?

872
01:23:06,514 --> 01:23:07,890
Yes.

873
01:23:07,932 --> 01:23:09,934
May l join you?

874
01:23:11,976 --> 01:23:15,188
Only on the condition
that you call me Esteban.

875
01:23:15,271 --> 01:23:19,400
- May l join you, Esteban?
- Please.

876
01:23:23,612 --> 01:23:25,656
Americana?

877
01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:27,408
Yes.

878
01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:30,160
l speak a little Spanish, if you prefer.

879
01:23:30,244 --> 01:23:33,789
No, no, no, no.
l prefer English.

880
01:23:33,872 --> 01:23:36,417
l haven't spoken it in a while,

881
01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:39,837
but l would relish
the opportunity to converse

882
01:23:39,919 --> 01:23:42,797
with such a pretty
companion as yourself.

883
01:23:42,839 --> 01:23:47,260
lt's my pleasure to be in the company
of such a fine gentleman as yourself.

884
01:23:47,301 --> 01:23:50,263
l must warn you, young lady...

885
01:23:50,304 --> 01:23:53,307
...l am susceptible to flattery.

886
01:23:56,393 --> 01:23:58,395
How may l be of service to you?

887
01:24:06,819 --> 01:24:08,487
Where's Bill?

888
01:24:10,865 --> 01:24:13,492
Ahh.

889
01:24:13,576 --> 01:24:15,619
You must be Beatrix.

890
01:24:17,663 --> 01:24:19,832
l can see the attraction.

891
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:27,839
l remember when Bill was only
five years old, l took him to the movies.

892
01:24:27,922 --> 01:24:31,634
lt was a movie starring Lana Turner.

893
01:24:31,676 --> 01:24:36,765
The Postman Always Ring Twice,
with John Garfields.

894
01:24:36,847 --> 01:24:40,100
And whenever she would
appear on the screen,

895
01:24:40,184 --> 01:24:45,814
Bill would begin compulsively to
suck his thumb to an obscene amount.

896
01:24:45,856 --> 01:24:51,445
And l knew from this very moment,
this boy was a fool for blonds.

897
01:24:56,949 --> 01:24:59,035
Mmm.

898
01:24:59,118 --> 01:25:00,787
You know...

899
01:25:00,870 --> 01:25:04,707
...being a fool for a woman
such as yourself...

900
01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:08,210
...is always the right thing to do.

901
01:25:10,212 --> 01:25:15,175
lf we had met when l was
back in business...

902
01:25:15,257 --> 01:25:19,845
...you would have been
my number one lady.

903
01:25:22,223 --> 01:25:25,893
- Well, l'm flattered.
- You goddamn well better be.

904
01:25:28,270 --> 01:25:32,817
This... l heard you were driving a truck.

905
01:25:32,899 --> 01:25:34,818
My Pussy Wagon died on me.

906
01:25:35,735 --> 01:25:38,863
The Pussy died. Hmm.

907
01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:44,452
Bill shot you in the head, no?

908
01:25:44,535 --> 01:25:47,121
- Yes.
- Hmm.

909
01:25:48,414 --> 01:25:51,500
l would have been much nicer.

910
01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:53,877
l would have just cut your face.

911
01:25:56,922 --> 01:25:58,549
You must forgive me.

912
01:25:58,631 --> 01:26:01,134
Please... you have a drink with me.

913
01:26:04,554 --> 01:26:08,725
Clara! [smooches]

914
01:26:10,268 --> 01:26:12,019
Coming.

915
01:26:14,771 --> 01:26:16,606
Dos añejo.

916
01:26:18,734 --> 01:26:19,860
[mumbles]

917
01:26:29,118 --> 01:26:30,578
Gracias.

918
01:26:35,916 --> 01:26:38,919
What were we talking about?

919
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:47,260
Bill.

920
01:26:49,012 --> 01:26:53,016
- Where's Bill?
- Where's Bill.

921
01:26:53,098 --> 01:26:55,601
Yeah. Hmm.

922
01:26:55,642 --> 01:27:01,190
Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
on the road to Salina.

923
01:27:01,273 --> 01:27:03,567
l will draw you a map.

924
01:27:05,110 --> 01:27:07,446
Bill is like a son to me.

925
01:27:09,072 --> 01:27:13,076
- Do you know why l help you?
- No.

926
01:27:13,159 --> 01:27:15,078
Because he would want me to.

927
01:27:16,537 --> 01:27:18,998
Now, that l don't believe.

928
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:21,501
Ahh.

929
01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:26,088
How else is he ever
going to see you again?

930
01:28:34,067 --> 01:28:35,694
Freeze, Mommy.

931
01:28:35,736 --> 01:28:37,738
Bang, bang! Oh!

932
01:28:37,821 --> 01:28:40,031
Oh! She got us, B.B.

933
01:28:40,115 --> 01:28:43,076
Mommy got us.
Oh, l'm dying!

934
01:28:43,118 --> 01:28:46,371
[groaning] l'm dying.

935
01:28:47,872 --> 01:28:51,333
Fall down, sweetheart.
Mommy shot us.

936
01:28:52,877 --> 01:28:59,383
But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know
that little B.B. was only playing possum,

937
01:28:59,466 --> 01:29:04,554
due to the fact that
she was impervious to bullets.

938
01:29:04,637 --> 01:29:06,723
l am pervious to bullets, Mommy.

939
01:29:06,765 --> 01:29:10,393
Hey, get back down there.
You're playing possum.

940
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:16,191
So, as the smirking killer
advanced on what she thought

941
01:29:16,273 --> 01:29:21,695
was a bullet-ridden corpse,
that's when little B.B. fired.

942
01:29:23,947 --> 01:29:24,997
Bang, bang!

943
01:29:32,830 --> 01:29:37,085
You're dead, Mommy.
So die.

944
01:29:38,127 --> 01:29:39,670
Oh!

945
01:29:42,756 --> 01:29:43,806
B.B.

946
01:29:47,761 --> 01:29:51,598
Oh! B. B...

947
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:53,934
[grunts]

948
01:29:53,975 --> 01:29:57,104
l should've known.

949
01:29:57,186 --> 01:30:00,481
You are... the best.

950
01:30:07,488 --> 01:30:10,074
Oh, Mommy.
Don't die.

951
01:30:10,532 --> 01:30:12,700
l was just playing.

952
01:30:17,956 --> 01:30:19,457
l know.

953
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:36,598
l told her that you were asleep...

954
01:30:36,682 --> 01:30:41,520
...but that one day you'd wake up
and come back to her.

955
01:30:41,602 --> 01:30:45,815
And she asked me, "lf Mommy's
been asleep since l was born,

956
01:30:45,898 --> 01:30:48,609
then how will she know what l look like?"

957
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:55,324
To which l replied, "Because
Mommy's been dreaming of you."

958
01:30:56,324 --> 01:30:59,202
That's what l said.

959
01:30:59,286 --> 01:31:02,622
Did you dream of me?
l dreamed of you.

960
01:31:03,707 --> 01:31:07,377
Every single night, baby.
Every single night.

961
01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:10,504
l waited a long time
for you to wake up, Mommy.

962
01:31:22,682 --> 01:31:24,684
Now, let me look at you.

963
01:31:26,478 --> 01:31:27,687
Oh.

964
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:35,737
My, my, my,
what a pretty little girl you are.

965
01:31:35,819 --> 01:31:37,529
You're pretty too, Mommy.

966
01:31:43,911 --> 01:31:47,498
Tell Mommy what you said
when l showed you her picture.

967
01:31:47,580 --> 01:31:48,664
Mnh-mnh.

968
01:31:48,748 --> 01:31:51,376
- Come on, shy girl.
- Mnh-mnh.

969
01:31:51,459 --> 01:31:54,128
Come on. You know what you said.

970
01:31:54,212 --> 01:31:58,466
Come on. Tell Mommy.
lt'll make her feel good. Come on.

971
01:31:58,549 --> 01:32:01,052
- Mnh-mnh.
- Yeah. Come on.

972
01:32:01,093 --> 01:32:03,595
l said... l said,

973
01:32:03,678 --> 01:32:09,893
"You're the most beautifulest woman
l ever saw in the whole wide world."

974
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:15,273
That's the truth.
That's what she said.

975
01:32:15,981 --> 01:32:22,071
B.B., don't you think Mommy has the
prettiest hair in the whole wide world?

976
01:32:22,154 --> 01:32:25,950
- Yes, l do.
- Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.

977
01:32:27,451 --> 01:32:32,164
- What's better than pretty?
- Mmm... Gorgeous.

978
01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:37,043
Very good. Gorgeous.
Mommy is gorgeous.

979
01:32:39,921 --> 01:32:44,926
Hmm. You know, sweetie,
Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.

980
01:32:45,008 --> 01:32:47,928
Why, Daddy?
Were you being a bad daddy?

981
01:32:47,970 --> 01:32:52,391
l'm afraid l was.
l was a real bad daddy.

982
01:32:53,976 --> 01:32:57,938
Our little girl learned about
life and death the other day.

983
01:32:58,020 --> 01:33:02,942
Wanna tell Mommy about
what happened to Emilio?

984
01:33:04,652 --> 01:33:07,572
l killed him.

985
01:33:07,655 --> 01:33:12,744
- Emilio was her goldfish.
- Emilio was my goldfiss.

986
01:33:12,826 --> 01:33:17,456
She came running into my room,
holding the fish in her hand and crying,

987
01:33:17,539 --> 01:33:20,500
"Daddy. Daddy.
Emilio's dead."

988
01:33:22,210 --> 01:33:26,298
And l said, "Really? That's so sad.

989
01:33:26,338 --> 01:33:28,549
How did he die?"

990
01:33:28,632 --> 01:33:31,719
- And what did you say?
- l stepped on him.

991
01:33:31,802 --> 01:33:37,016
Actually, young lady, the words
you so strategically used were,

992
01:33:37,099 --> 01:33:41,020
"l accidentally stepped on him."

993
01:33:41,061 --> 01:33:43,021
To which l queried,

994
01:33:43,063 --> 01:33:48,568
"And just how did your foot accidentally
find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?"

995
01:33:48,651 --> 01:33:52,906
And she said, "No, no, no. Emilio was
on the carpet when l stepped on him."

996
01:33:52,988 --> 01:33:56,909
Mmm. The plot thickens.

997
01:33:56,992 --> 01:34:01,872
"And just how did Emilio
get on the carpet?"

998
01:34:01,955 --> 01:34:05,334
And Mommy, you would've been
so proud of her.

999
01:34:07,752 --> 01:34:09,796
She didn't lie.

1000
01:34:09,879 --> 01:34:14,008
She said she took Emilio
out of his bowl...

1001
01:34:14,092 --> 01:34:17,637
...and put him on the carpet.

1002
01:34:19,180 --> 01:34:23,226
And what was Emilio
doing on the carpet?

1003
01:34:23,308 --> 01:34:25,143
Flapping.

1004
01:34:26,228 --> 01:34:30,023
- And then you stomped on him.
- Uh-huh.

1005
01:34:30,107 --> 01:34:33,902
And when you lifted up your foot...

1006
01:34:33,985 --> 01:34:38,031
...what was Emilio doing then?
- Nothing.

1007
01:34:38,114 --> 01:34:40,866
He stopped flapping, didn't he?

1008
01:34:43,411 --> 01:34:45,871
She told me later...

1009
01:34:45,913 --> 01:34:48,207
...that the second she lifted up her foot

1010
01:34:48,290 --> 01:34:52,545
and saw Emilio not flapping,
she knew what she had done.

1011
01:34:52,585 --> 01:34:57,716
ls that not the perfect
visual image of life and death?

1012
01:34:57,757 --> 01:35:02,929
A fish flapping on the carpet,
and a fish not flapping on the carpet.

1013
01:35:05,097 --> 01:35:11,145
So powerful, even a four-year-old
with no concept of life or death...

1014
01:35:11,228 --> 01:35:13,856
...knew what it meant.

1015
01:35:14,565 --> 01:35:17,651
- You loved Emilio, didn't you?
- Uh-huh.

1016
01:35:17,734 --> 01:35:20,653
Well... l love Mommy, too.

1017
01:35:22,113 --> 01:35:24,365
But l did to Mommy
what you did to Emilio.

1018
01:35:24,449 --> 01:35:28,369
- You stomped on Mommy?
- Worse.

1019
01:35:28,453 --> 01:35:30,580
l shot Mommy.

1020
01:35:30,621 --> 01:35:33,791
Not pretend shooting
like we were just doing.

1021
01:35:33,874 --> 01:35:35,542
l shot her for real.

1022
01:35:35,625 --> 01:35:38,086
Why? Did you want to see
what would happen?

1023
01:35:38,128 --> 01:35:42,883
No, l knew what would happen
to Mommy if l shot her.

1024
01:35:42,966 --> 01:35:47,429
What l didn't know was, when l shot
Mommy, what would happen to me.

1025
01:35:47,511 --> 01:35:51,182
- What happened?
- l was very sad.

1026
01:35:53,517 --> 01:35:55,770
And that's when l learned...

1027
01:35:55,811 --> 01:36:00,941
...some things, once you do,
they can never be undone.

1028
01:36:04,152 --> 01:36:09,282
- What happened to Mommy?
- Why don't you ask Mommy?

1029
01:36:09,324 --> 01:36:12,494
You OK, Mommy?
Did it hurt?

1030
01:36:12,577 --> 01:36:16,289
No, sweetie.

1031
01:36:16,330 --> 01:36:18,749
Doesn't hurt anymore.

1032
01:36:24,380 --> 01:36:26,382
Did it make you sick?

1033
01:36:27,715 --> 01:36:32,053
No. lt made me sleep.

1034
01:36:32,054 --> 01:36:34,888
That's why l haven't been with you, B.B.
l've been asleep.

1035
01:36:34,889 --> 01:36:38,643
But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?

1036
01:36:38,685 --> 01:36:41,813
l'm wide awake, pretty girl.

1037
01:36:41,895 --> 01:36:47,150
B.B., would you like Mommy to watch
a video with you before sleepy time?

1038
01:36:47,234 --> 01:36:48,694
Uh-huh.

1039
01:36:48,777 --> 01:36:52,531
Mommy, do you wanna watch
a video with me before sleepy time?

1040
01:36:52,614 --> 01:36:55,325
Oh, yeah!
l would love to.

1041
01:36:55,366 --> 01:36:58,160
- Which one do you wanna watch?
- Shogun Assassin.

1042
01:36:58,244 --> 01:37:00,621
No, B.B.
Shogun Assassin is too long.

1043
01:37:00,705 --> 01:37:04,750
- Mnh-mnh.
- No, it's not.

1044
01:37:04,834 --> 01:37:09,088
Well, then, l'll leave you ladies to it.

1045
01:37:16,011 --> 01:37:21,391
[boy] When l was little,
my father was famous.

1046
01:37:21,433 --> 01:37:25,770
He was the greatest samurai
in the empire.

1047
01:37:25,853 --> 01:37:29,148
And he was the shogun's decapitator.

1048
01:37:29,231 --> 01:37:34,486
He cut off the heads of 131 lords.

1049
01:37:34,570 --> 01:37:39,033
My father would come home to Mother
and when he would see her,

1050
01:37:39,073 --> 01:37:41,784
he would forget about the killings.

1051
01:37:41,868 --> 01:37:47,040
He wasn't scared of the shogun,
but the shogun was scared of him.

1052
01:37:47,081 --> 01:37:49,792
Maybe that was the problem.

1053
01:37:49,876 --> 01:37:52,712
One night, the shogun sent...

1054
01:37:52,794 --> 01:37:57,382
[# "About Her"by Malcolm McLaren]

1055
01:38:05,556 --> 01:38:10,895
# My man got a heart

1056
01:38:10,936 --> 01:38:18,027
# Like the rock that's in the sea

1057
01:38:23,948 --> 01:38:30,789
# Well, no one told me about her

1058
01:38:30,830 --> 01:38:33,792
# The way she lied

1059
01:38:36,335 --> 01:38:42,925
# Well, no one told me about her

1060
01:38:42,966 --> 01:38:46,261
# How many people cried

1061
01:38:55,144 --> 01:39:00,775
# My man got a heart

1062
01:39:00,857 --> 01:39:07,823
# Like the rock that's in the sea

1063
01:39:07,906 --> 01:39:13,286
# My man got a heart

1064
01:39:13,328 --> 01:39:20,877
# Like the rock that's in the sea

1065
01:39:26,340 --> 01:39:33,180
# Well, no one told me about her

1066
01:39:33,221 --> 01:39:36,433
# The way she lied

1067
01:39:38,685 --> 01:39:45,275
# Well, no one told me about her

1068
01:39:45,357 --> 01:39:48,902
# How many people cried

1069
01:39:49,737 --> 01:39:55,868
# But it's too late to say you're sorry

1070
01:39:55,951 --> 01:39:58,495
# How would l know?

1071
01:39:58,578 --> 01:40:02,373
# Why should l care?

1072
01:40:02,457 --> 01:40:08,129
# Please don't bother trying to find her

1073
01:40:08,212 --> 01:40:12,884
# She's not there

1074
01:40:14,426 --> 01:40:17,346
l was just admiring your sword.

1075
01:40:17,387 --> 01:40:20,932
Quite a piece of work.

1076
01:40:21,016 --> 01:40:25,228
Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?

1077
01:40:25,770 --> 01:40:27,229
He's good.

1078
01:40:29,315 --> 01:40:32,276
Has his sushi gotten any better?

1079
01:40:35,404 --> 01:40:40,201
You know, l couldn't believe it.
You got him to make you a sword.

1080
01:40:40,283 --> 01:40:44,537
lt was easy.
l just dropped your name, Bill.

1081
01:40:44,621 --> 01:40:46,706
That'd do it.

1082
01:40:59,927 --> 01:41:06,016
# Well, no one told me about her

1083
01:41:12,271 --> 01:41:16,943
# Well, no one told me about her

1084
01:41:17,985 --> 01:41:23,241
l suppose the idea is we cross
Hanzo swords. Am l right?

1085
01:41:25,283 --> 01:41:26,910
Well,

1086
01:41:26,952 --> 01:41:32,207
it just so happens this hacienda
has its own private beach.

1087
01:41:32,290 --> 01:41:36,461
And that private beach just so happens
to look particularly beautiful

1088
01:41:36,544 --> 01:41:39,547
bathed in moonlight.

1089
01:41:39,630 --> 01:41:42,425
And there just so happens to be
a full moon out tonight.

1090
01:41:42,466 --> 01:41:49,223
So, swordfighter, if you want
a swordfight, that's where l suggest.

1091
01:41:49,889 --> 01:41:53,518
But if you wanna be old school about it...

1092
01:41:53,601 --> 01:41:57,230
...and you know
l'm all about old school...

1093
01:41:57,313 --> 01:42:01,067
...then we could wait until dawn
and slice each other up at sunrise

1094
01:42:01,151 --> 01:42:03,403
like a couple of real-life honest...

1095
01:42:05,654 --> 01:42:10,576
Now, if you don't settle down, l'm gonna
have to put one in your kneecap.

1096
01:42:10,659 --> 01:42:13,954
And l hear tell that's
a very painful place to get shot in.

1097
01:42:16,040 --> 01:42:19,793
[laughing] l'm just fuckin' with you.

1098
01:42:21,669 --> 01:42:23,796
Now...

1099
01:42:23,838 --> 01:42:26,424
...when it comes to you...

1100
01:42:26,507 --> 01:42:28,468
...and us...

1101
01:42:30,094 --> 01:42:33,264
...l have a few unanswered questions.

1102
01:42:33,347 --> 01:42:39,811
So, before this tale of bloody revenge
reaches its climax,

1103
01:42:39,853 --> 01:42:45,150
l'm gonna ask you some questions,
and l want you to tell me the truth.

1104
01:42:45,191 --> 01:42:49,445
However, therein lies a dilemma.

1105
01:42:49,528 --> 01:42:51,989
Because when it comes
to the subject of me,

1106
01:42:52,073 --> 01:42:57,453
l believe you are truly and utterly
incapable of telling the truth.

1107
01:42:57,536 --> 01:43:01,916
Especially to me.
And least of all, to yourself.

1108
01:43:01,998 --> 01:43:05,460
And when it comes to the subject of me,

1109
01:43:05,543 --> 01:43:12,342
l am truly and utterly incapable
of believing anything you say.

1110
01:43:12,425 --> 01:43:14,535
How do you suppose
we solve this dilemma?

1111
01:43:14,551 --> 01:43:16,303
Well,

1112
01:43:16,387 --> 01:43:18,347
it just so happens,

1113
01:43:18,430 --> 01:43:20,557
l have a solution.

1114
01:43:20,641 --> 01:43:23,060
- Aah!
- Gotcha!

1115
01:43:23,143 --> 01:43:25,312
[grunting] Goddamn!

1116
01:43:25,396 --> 01:43:27,731
[laughs]

1117
01:43:27,814 --> 01:43:31,234
What the fuck
did you just shoot me with?

1118
01:43:31,275 --> 01:43:35,029
My greatest invention.
Or at least my favorite.

1119
01:43:35,780 --> 01:43:38,850
Don't touch it, or l'll stick another one
right in your cheek.

1120
01:43:43,412 --> 01:43:49,668
What lies within that dart, just begging
to course its way through your veins...

1121
01:43:49,751 --> 01:43:54,256
...is an incredibly potent
and quite infallible truth serum.

1122
01:43:54,339 --> 01:43:57,467
l call it "The Undisputed Truth."

1123
01:43:57,550 --> 01:44:03,055
Twice as strong as sodium pentothal,
with no druggie aftereffects.

1124
01:44:03,097 --> 01:44:08,853
Except for a slight wave of euphoria.
You feel it?

1125
01:44:08,935 --> 01:44:11,896
- Euphoria?
- Yeah.

1126
01:44:11,980 --> 01:44:14,941
- No.
- Too bad.

1127
01:44:16,109 --> 01:44:18,403
As you know...

1128
01:44:18,445 --> 01:44:21,906
...l'm quite keen on comic books.

1129
01:44:22,740 --> 01:44:25,617
Especially the ones about superheroes.

1130
01:44:25,659 --> 01:44:31,248
l find the whole mythology
surrounding superheroes fascinating.

1131
01:44:31,290 --> 01:44:35,919
Take my favorite superhero, Superman.

1132
01:44:35,961 --> 01:44:39,048
Not a great comic book.
Not particularly well-drawn.

1133
01:44:40,673 --> 01:44:42,383
Mmm.

1134
01:44:42,467 --> 01:44:44,844
But the mythology...

1135
01:44:44,927 --> 01:44:48,264
The mythology is not only great,
it's unique.

1136
01:44:48,348 --> 01:44:52,602
How long does this shit take
to go into effect?

1137
01:44:52,684 --> 01:44:56,647
About two minutes. Just long enough
for me to finish my point.

1138
01:44:56,688 --> 01:45:01,902
Now, a staple of the superhero
mythology is,

1139
01:45:01,985 --> 01:45:04,988
there's the superhero
and there's the alter ego.

1140
01:45:05,071 --> 01:45:09,283
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.

1141
01:45:10,493 --> 01:45:14,288
When that character wakes up
in the morning, he's Peter Parker.

1142
01:45:14,372 --> 01:45:19,543
He has to put on a costume
to become Spider-Man.

1143
01:45:19,626 --> 01:45:25,465
And it is in that characteristic
Superman stands alone.

1144
01:45:25,507 --> 01:45:28,343
Superman didn't become Superman.

1145
01:45:28,426 --> 01:45:31,137
Superman was born Superman.

1146
01:45:31,179 --> 01:45:35,517
When Superman wakes up
in the morning, he's Superman.

1147
01:45:35,599 --> 01:45:38,143
His alter ego is Clark Kent.

1148
01:45:39,144 --> 01:45:42,314
His outfit with the big red "S" -

1149
01:45:42,356 --> 01:45:46,026
that's the blanket he was wrapped in
as a baby when the Kents found him.

1150
01:45:46,110 --> 01:45:48,988
Those are his clothes.

1151
01:45:49,028 --> 01:45:54,283
What Kent wears - the glasses,
the business suit - that's the costume.

1152
01:45:54,367 --> 01:46:00,498
That's the costume Superman wears
to blend in with us.

1153
01:46:00,580 --> 01:46:04,042
Clark Kent is how Superman views us.

1154
01:46:04,126 --> 01:46:07,379
And what are the characteristics
of Clark Kent?

1155
01:46:07,462 --> 01:46:09,798
He's weak...

1156
01:46:09,881 --> 01:46:12,718
...he's unsure of himself...

1157
01:46:12,801 --> 01:46:14,511
...he's a coward.

1158
01:46:15,553 --> 01:46:20,516
Clark Kent is Superman's critique
on the whole human race.

1159
01:46:22,268 --> 01:46:27,023
Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo
and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

1160
01:46:28,232 --> 01:46:30,443
Aso.

1161
01:46:30,525 --> 01:46:32,694
The point emerges.

1162
01:46:34,404 --> 01:46:37,949
You would've worn the costume
of Arlene Plimpton.

1163
01:46:38,033 --> 01:46:41,786
But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.

1164
01:46:41,870 --> 01:46:46,833
And every morning when you woke up,
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.

1165
01:46:46,915 --> 01:46:49,043
Oh, you can... take the needle out.

1166
01:46:56,424 --> 01:46:58,676
Are you calling me a superhero?

1167
01:46:58,760 --> 01:47:00,928
l'm calling you a killer.

1168
01:47:01,012 --> 01:47:03,931
A natural born killer.

1169
01:47:03,973 --> 01:47:07,602
You always have been,
and you always will be.

1170
01:47:07,685 --> 01:47:09,896
Moving to El Paso...

1171
01:47:09,979 --> 01:47:13,399
...working in a used record store...

1172
01:47:13,440 --> 01:47:15,984
...goin' to the movies with Tommy...

1173
01:47:16,068 --> 01:47:17,527
...clipping coupons.

1174
01:47:17,611 --> 01:47:19,446
That's you...

1175
01:47:19,529 --> 01:47:23,033
...trying to disguise yourself
as a worker bee.

1176
01:47:23,116 --> 01:47:26,119
That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive.

1177
01:47:26,202 --> 01:47:28,579
But you're not a worker bee.

1178
01:47:29,622 --> 01:47:32,416
You're a renegade killer bee.

1179
01:47:32,500 --> 01:47:35,330
And no matter how much beer you drank
or barbecue you ate

1180
01:47:35,378 --> 01:47:38,673
or how fat your ass got,

1181
01:47:38,755 --> 01:47:42,592
nothing in the world
would ever change that.

1182
01:47:45,053 --> 01:47:47,097
First question:

1183
01:47:49,307 --> 01:47:54,604
Did you really think your life in El Paso
was gonna work?

1184
01:48:00,359 --> 01:48:02,361
No!

1185
01:48:05,489 --> 01:48:08,534
But l would've had B.B.!

1186
01:48:08,616 --> 01:48:11,285
Don't get me wrong.

1187
01:48:11,369 --> 01:48:15,289
l think you would have been
a wonderful mother.

1188
01:48:15,331 --> 01:48:17,875
But you are a killer.

1189
01:48:22,004 --> 01:48:24,798
All those people you killed to get to me...

1190
01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:27,342
...felt damn good, didn't they?

1191
01:48:29,511 --> 01:48:31,972
Yes.

1192
01:48:32,014 --> 01:48:34,308
Every single one of them?

1193
01:48:44,608 --> 01:48:46,319
Yes.

1194
01:48:49,696 --> 01:48:52,282
That was the warmup round.

1195
01:48:52,365 --> 01:48:57,662
Now comes the $64,000 question.

1196
01:49:04,376 --> 01:49:08,005
Why did you run away
from me with my baby?

1197
01:49:11,842 --> 01:49:15,262
Do you remember the last assignment
you sent me on?

1198
01:49:15,346 --> 01:49:17,765
Of course.

1199
01:49:17,847 --> 01:49:19,849
Lisa Wong.

1200
01:49:21,225 --> 01:49:23,770
The morning l left, l was sick.

1201
01:49:25,438 --> 01:49:28,066
On the plane, l threw up.

1202
01:49:29,901 --> 01:49:33,780
So l started thinking:

1203
01:49:33,862 --> 01:49:36,031
Maybe l was pregnant.

1204
01:49:36,073 --> 01:49:40,535
"Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate
on the absorbent end for five seconds.

1205
01:49:42,746 --> 01:49:45,207
"Accurate results in only 90 seconds.

1206
01:49:45,289 --> 01:49:48,793
You can read the results as soon as
the line appears in the window."

1207
01:49:48,876 --> 01:49:49,961
[sighs]

1208
01:49:50,044 --> 01:49:52,254
[clock ticking]

1209
01:50:25,160 --> 01:50:26,210
Fuck.

1210
01:50:26,286 --> 01:50:28,413
[the bride] What l didn't know...

1211
01:50:28,496 --> 01:50:32,583
... was that somewhere on my journey
l had been spotted.

1212
01:50:32,625 --> 01:50:38,756
With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong
long to send an assassin of her own.

1213
01:50:38,798 --> 01:50:41,551
- [doorbell]
- [the bride] Hello, can l help you?

1214
01:50:41,551 --> 01:50:45,011
[woman] Hello, l'm Karen Kim.
l'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.

1215
01:50:45,012 --> 01:50:46,887
l have a welcome gift
from the management.

1216
01:50:46,888 --> 01:50:50,100
Oh, that's nice. Um...

1217
01:50:50,142 --> 01:50:52,144
Can you just leave it by the door?

1218
01:51:01,046 --> 01:51:07,907
- You pretty good with that shotgun?
- Not that l have to be at this range,

1219
01:51:07,908 --> 01:51:09,868
but l'm a fuckin' surgeon
with this shotgun.

1220
01:51:09,868 --> 01:51:12,954
Well, guess what, bitch?
l'm better than Annie Oakley.

1221
01:51:12,996 --> 01:51:16,416
- And l got you right in my sight.
- l could blow your fuckin' head off.

1222
01:51:16,499 --> 01:51:20,629
Not before l put one
right between your eyes, so let's talk.

1223
01:51:22,338 --> 01:51:24,465
Karen...

1224
01:51:26,425 --> 01:51:28,761
...l just found out...

1225
01:51:28,844 --> 01:51:30,804
...right now...

1226
01:51:30,846 --> 01:51:36,810
...not a moment before
you blew a hole through the door...

1227
01:51:36,893 --> 01:51:39,771
...that l'm pregnant.
- What is this?

1228
01:51:41,272 --> 01:51:44,108
On the floor by the door...

1229
01:51:44,192 --> 01:51:47,320
...is a strip that says l'm pregnant.

1230
01:51:47,362 --> 01:51:48,529
Bullshit.

1231
01:51:49,822 --> 01:51:53,493
Any other time
you'd be 100 percent right.

1232
01:51:53,533 --> 01:51:56,411
This time...

1233
01:51:56,495 --> 01:51:58,497
...you're 100 percent wrong.

1234
01:52:01,041 --> 01:52:04,670
l'm the deadliest woman in the world.

1235
01:52:04,710 --> 01:52:06,921
But right now...

1236
01:52:07,004 --> 01:52:09,340
...l'm just scared shitless for my baby.

1237
01:52:10,216 --> 01:52:12,218
Please.

1238
01:52:13,344 --> 01:52:15,721
Just look at the strip.

1239
01:52:17,807 --> 01:52:19,517
Please.

1240
01:52:20,850 --> 01:52:25,563
Stay where you are and don't move.

1241
01:52:42,746 --> 01:52:45,124
l don't know what this fuckin' shit means.

1242
01:52:45,207 --> 01:52:47,584
The box with the directions -
it's right there.

1243
01:52:59,345 --> 01:53:01,055
"Easy to use.

1244
01:53:01,096 --> 01:53:05,684
Remove the cap and urinate
on the absorbent end."

1245
01:53:05,767 --> 01:53:07,394
Blue means pregnant.

1246
01:53:08,228 --> 01:53:10,188
l'll read it myself, thank you.

1247
01:53:17,111 --> 01:53:20,031
Oh, OK.

1248
01:53:20,114 --> 01:53:22,325
Say l were to believe you.
What then?

1249
01:53:22,408 --> 01:53:25,036
Just go home.

1250
01:53:26,120 --> 01:53:28,247
l'll do the same.

1251
01:53:33,293 --> 01:53:35,295
[door opens]

1252
01:53:47,806 --> 01:53:49,433
Congratulations.

1253
01:53:53,103 --> 01:53:55,898
[the bride] Before that strip turned blue...

1254
01:53:55,981 --> 01:53:59,401
...l was a woman, l was your woman.

1255
01:53:59,484 --> 01:54:03,029
l was a killer who killed for you.

1256
01:54:03,030 --> 01:54:06,281
Before that strip turned blue,
l would've jumped a motorcycle

1257
01:54:06,282 --> 01:54:09,243
onto a speeding train.

1258
01:54:09,327 --> 01:54:11,329
For you.

1259
01:54:12,663 --> 01:54:15,999
But once that strip turned blue...

1260
01:54:16,083 --> 01:54:19,586
...l could no longer do
any of those things.

1261
01:54:19,670 --> 01:54:22,130
Not anymore.

1262
01:54:22,172 --> 01:54:24,758
Because l was gonna be a mother.

1263
01:54:27,843 --> 01:54:29,637
Can you understand that?

1264
01:54:32,848 --> 01:54:35,434
Yes.

1265
01:54:35,518 --> 01:54:37,645
But why didn't you...

1266
01:54:37,728 --> 01:54:40,898
...tell me then, instead of now?

1267
01:54:40,981 --> 01:54:43,275
Once you knew, you'd claim her.

1268
01:54:43,358 --> 01:54:45,318
And l didn't want that.

1269
01:54:46,069 --> 01:54:48,321
Not your decision to make.

1270
01:54:48,363 --> 01:54:50,490
Yes.

1271
01:54:50,573 --> 01:54:54,828
But it's the right decision,
and l made it for my daughter.

1272
01:54:54,910 --> 01:54:59,581
She deserved to be born
with a clean slate.

1273
01:54:59,665 --> 01:55:01,625
But with you...

1274
01:55:01,709 --> 01:55:05,838
...she would've been born
into a world she shouldn't have.

1275
01:55:07,380 --> 01:55:10,550
l had to choose.

1276
01:55:10,633 --> 01:55:12,635
l chose her.

1277
01:55:15,221 --> 01:55:18,016
You know, five years ago,

1278
01:55:18,057 --> 01:55:22,937
if l had to make a list of impossible
things that could never happen,

1279
01:55:23,020 --> 01:55:28,650
you performing a coup de grâce on me
by bustin' a cap in my crown...

1280
01:55:31,069 --> 01:55:33,697
...would've been right
at the top of the list.

1281
01:55:35,406 --> 01:55:37,408
l'd have been wrong, wouldn't l?

1282
01:55:38,743 --> 01:55:40,661
l-l'm sorry.

1283
01:55:40,745 --> 01:55:42,872
Was that a question?

1284
01:55:44,081 --> 01:55:46,709
Of impossible things
that could never happen -

1285
01:55:46,792 --> 01:55:50,046
yes, in this instance,
you would've been wrong.

1286
01:55:50,920 --> 01:55:52,005
Well?

1287
01:55:53,006 --> 01:55:55,717
When you never came back,

1288
01:55:55,759 --> 01:56:01,932
l naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
or somebody else, had killed you.

1289
01:56:02,015 --> 01:56:05,226
Oh! And for the record...

1290
01:56:05,309 --> 01:56:09,521
...letting somebody think somebody
they love is dead when they're not

1291
01:56:09,605 --> 01:56:11,565
is quite cruel.

1292
01:56:14,985 --> 01:56:18,864
l mourned you for three months.

1293
01:56:19,656 --> 01:56:24,035
And in the third month of mourning you...

1294
01:56:24,118 --> 01:56:26,454
...l tracked you down.

1295
01:56:26,537 --> 01:56:28,665
l wasn't tryin' to track you down.

1296
01:56:28,748 --> 01:56:34,170
l was tryin' to track down
the fucking assholes l thought killed you.

1297
01:56:34,252 --> 01:56:37,714
So l find you...

1298
01:56:37,798 --> 01:56:40,008
...and what do l find?

1299
01:56:40,092 --> 01:56:43,428
Not only are you not dead...

1300
01:56:43,470 --> 01:56:47,557
...you're getting married
to some fucking jerk.

1301
01:56:49,850 --> 01:56:52,395
And you're pregnant.

1302
01:56:55,690 --> 01:56:58,067
l overreacted.

1303
01:57:06,700 --> 01:57:10,495
You overreacted?
ls that your explanation?

1304
01:57:10,578 --> 01:57:12,998
l didn't say l was gonna explain myself.

1305
01:57:13,080 --> 01:57:15,499
l said l was gonna tell you the truth.

1306
01:57:16,083 --> 01:57:20,004
But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.

1307
01:57:22,506 --> 01:57:24,967
l'm a killer.

1308
01:57:25,050 --> 01:57:27,970
l'm a murdering bastard.
You know that.

1309
01:57:28,553 --> 01:57:31,514
And there are consequences...

1310
01:57:31,598 --> 01:57:35,852
...to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard.

1311
01:57:35,935 --> 01:57:38,479
You experienced some of them.

1312
01:57:42,024 --> 01:57:45,611
Was my reaction really that surprising?

1313
01:57:45,694 --> 01:57:49,364
Yes. lt was.

1314
01:57:51,783 --> 01:57:55,537
Could you do what you did?

1315
01:57:55,620 --> 01:57:59,332
Of course you could.

1316
01:57:59,415 --> 01:58:05,838
But l never thought you would,
or could, do that to me.

1317
01:58:05,922 --> 01:58:08,966
l'm really sorry, Kiddo...

1318
01:58:09,049 --> 01:58:11,176
...but you thought wrong.

1319
01:58:17,432 --> 01:58:21,561
You and l have unfinished business.

1320
01:58:22,436 --> 01:58:25,731
Baby... you ain't kiddin'.

1321
01:58:46,834 --> 01:58:48,211
[gasps]

1322
01:58:55,968 --> 01:58:57,844
[groans]

1323
01:58:58,804 --> 01:59:04,226
Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?

1324
01:59:07,395 --> 01:59:09,563
'Course he did.

1325
01:59:11,440 --> 01:59:13,442
Why didn't you tell me?

1326
01:59:17,321 --> 01:59:19,407
l don't know.

1327
01:59:21,783 --> 01:59:24,744
Because l'm...

1328
01:59:24,786 --> 01:59:27,914
...a bad person.

1329
01:59:27,956 --> 01:59:30,083
No.

1330
01:59:31,501 --> 01:59:34,588
You're not a bad person.

1331
01:59:34,628 --> 01:59:37,631
You're a terrific person.

1332
01:59:37,715 --> 01:59:40,217
You're my favorite person.

1333
01:59:42,136 --> 01:59:46,015
But every once in a while...

1334
01:59:46,097 --> 01:59:48,057
...you can be a real cunt.

1335
02:00:07,576 --> 02:00:09,578
How do l look?

1336
02:00:25,301 --> 02:00:28,638
You look ready.

1337
02:02:14,319 --> 02:02:18,573
Well, well, well.
lf it ain't the little flower.

1338
02:02:21,191 --> 02:02:27,079
[narrator] Good evening, Mr. and Mrs.
America and all the ships at sea.

1339
02:02:27,080 --> 02:02:29,041
Let's go to press. Flash.

1340
02:02:29,124 --> 02:02:31,877
Do you have a magpie in your home?

1341
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:34,296
lf you do, you are most fortunate.

1342
02:02:34,378 --> 02:02:38,049
The magpie is the most
charming bird in all the world.

1343
02:02:38,132 --> 02:02:40,593
He is the best friend a farmer ever had.

1344
02:02:40,635 --> 02:02:43,721
Treat him gently.
Treat him kindly.

1345
02:02:43,804 --> 02:02:48,225
And always remember,
the magpie deserves your respect.

1346
02:02:48,308 --> 02:02:50,310
[sobbing]

1347
02:03:24,300 --> 02:03:26,761
Thank you.

1348
02:03:26,844 --> 02:03:30,765
Thank you.
Thank you.

1349
02:03:30,847 --> 02:03:32,975
Oh, thank you.

1350
02:03:33,146 --> 02:03:37,353
[magpie] Now, l'll tell you what
l'm gonna do.

1351
02:03:37,354 --> 02:03:39,982
[man] l ain't got no headache.

1352
02:03:40,065 --> 02:03:42,484
[magpie] Oh yes you have, brother.

1353
02:04:03,211 --> 02:04:06,339
[# male sings in Spanish]

1354
02:05:28,749 --> 02:05:30,709
[yells]

1355
02:07:24,398 --> 02:07:27,860
[# "Goodnight Moon"by Shivaree]

1356
02:07:37,285 --> 02:07:39,704
# There's a nail in the door

1357
02:07:39,788 --> 02:07:42,290
# And there's glass on the lawn

1358
02:07:42,373 --> 02:07:46,835
# Tacks on the floor, and the TVis on

1359
02:07:46,919 --> 02:07:50,965
# And l always sleep with my guns

1360
02:07:51,048 --> 02:07:54,593
# When you're gone

1361
02:07:54,677 --> 02:07:56,887
# There's a blade by the bed

1362
02:07:56,928 --> 02:07:59,055
# And a phone in my hand

1363
02:07:59,138 --> 02:08:01,015
# A dog on the floor

1364
02:08:01,099 --> 02:08:03,935
# And some cash on the nightstand

1365
02:08:04,018 --> 02:08:07,480
# When l'm all alone,
the dreaming stops

1366
02:08:07,564 --> 02:08:11,401
# And l just can't stand

1367
02:08:11,483 --> 02:08:16,405
# What should l do?
l'm just a little baby

1368
02:08:16,446 --> 02:08:20,659
# What if the lights go out and maybe

1369
02:08:20,742 --> 02:08:24,538
# And then the wind just starts to moan

1370
02:08:24,620 --> 02:08:28,541
# Outside the door,
he followed me home

1371
02:08:28,624 --> 02:08:32,879
Well, goodnight moon,
l want the sun

1372
02:08:32,962 --> 02:08:37,383
# lf it's not here soon,
l might be done

1373
02:08:37,466 --> 02:08:44,098
# No, it won't be too soon
'til l say goodnight moon

1374
02:09:02,740 --> 02:09:06,952
# Well, you're up so high,
how can you save me?

1375
02:09:06,993 --> 02:09:10,288
# When the dark comes here tonight

1376
02:09:10,330 --> 02:09:15,627
# To take me up to my
front walk and into bed

1377
02:09:15,668 --> 02:09:19,797
# Where it kisses my face
and eats my head

1378
02:09:19,880 --> 02:09:24,509
# What should l do?
l'm just a little baby

1379
02:09:24,593 --> 02:09:28,388
# What if the lights go out and maybe

1380
02:09:28,472 --> 02:09:32,434
# And then the wind just starts to moan

1381
02:09:32,517 --> 02:09:36,730
# Outside the door,
he followed me home

1382
02:09:36,812 --> 02:09:41,108
# Now, goodnight moon,
l want the sun

1383
02:09:41,192 --> 02:09:45,446
# lf it's not here soon,
l might be done

1384
02:09:45,529 --> 02:09:52,453
# No, it won't be too soon
'til l say goodnight moon

1385
02:09:53,828 --> 02:10:01,002
# No, it won't be too soon
'til l say goodnight moon

1386
02:10:31,280 --> 02:10:34,157
[# woman sings in Japanese]

1387
02:13:39,455 --> 02:13:41,707
[# instrumental]

1388
02:16:47,255 --> 02:16:49,090
[Quentin Tarantino] And, action!

1389
02:16:49,548 --> 02:16:51,925
[screams]

1390
02:16:52,008 --> 02:16:54,219
[Quentin Tarantino] Cut.

1391
02:16:54,261 --> 02:16:56,263
Oh, come on.
Let's do it again.

1392
02:16:56,850 --> 02:17:01,400
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