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Anyone watching,
thinking we know fuck all

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about knowing fuck
all about owt, needs

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to watch their backs-- ow!

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So you've had your Labour
reclassifying scum sending

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prices sky-high, literally.

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Literally taking the
grass from its own roots.

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Now you've got your
Con-Dem-Nation.

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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dim sum.

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Have we had a national
fucking stroke, or what?

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Is revolution a word?

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Or was it never?

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Anybody watching needs to know
we cope better than average

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with irony in Chatsworth.

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Well for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester.

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And they charge us for water.

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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.

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Green and pleasant
land, and ancients are--

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Fucking [inaudible].

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[dog wailing]

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--yak yak yak yak yak yak!

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It's not theirs anymore.

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This is our England now!

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[applause]

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Party!

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CARL GALLAGHER
(VOICEOVER): Unless you're

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getting nicked,
married, or sectioned,

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nobody can tell you what to do.

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I've got three
weddings this month.

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All mates stepping-up,
looking tall, being in charge.

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Fiona was 16 when she
took over this family.

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Debbie was about 11 but--

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11 or 12.

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Lip never did.

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But only because
he was born knowing

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about that kind of stuff.

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I'm 21, and never been asked.

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Is he sulking?

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Is he fuck?

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Who my age gives
this up for that?

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Being a best man is as
in-charge as I wanna be.

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[tape rewinding sound]

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Micky this, Micky that.

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Micky who?

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Micky Foodchain
Ringpiece, that's who.

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Now I've got nasal
sprays, throat sprays,

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skin like grandma's, and I--

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I'm wheezing like someone
who's got a note for games.

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Don't get me started the day--

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exactly the day when they
fitted that new boy on.

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Sunday I burnt a
cake and broke a nail.

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Two things in one day?

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Just turn it off.

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It's freezing.

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It's summer!

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It's east Manchester!

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It can't be fucking hay fever.

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Who's fucking arguing?

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And stop swearing back.

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Ask her why she won't
change the boiler.

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Nobody else is whinging,
'cause there's nothing

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wrong with the boiler.

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'Cause the boiler does exactly
what a boiler is meant to do.

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Just like the last one did.

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Until the gas chap tweaked
we piped into next door's

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and condemned us with it.

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How weird, Are
they prosecuting?

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Nah.

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Only turns out his
wife's one of me

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best clients 'cause
she's a total fuck-up.

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Mom!

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Micky!

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It's me, or the boiler.

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[old western music]

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Just give us a shout
you need anything, Cynth.

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Back to nearly normal.
Yes.

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Two secs.

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Right on cue misses.

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Who the fuck says
happy wedding, you knob?

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All right.

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So the next time
there's a funeral,

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we just stick up "dead" do we?

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[snickering]

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Get these finished,
then sort your kid out.

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Micky, full moon.
- What?

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What?

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Talking about moving
to Sydney for good.

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Upstairs.

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[exhales]

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[MUSIC -TRACY CHAPMAN, "A
HUNDRED YEARS"]

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TRACY CHAPMAN (RADIO):
(SINGING) These few days

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feel like a hundred years.

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Guess whose mom's
chucked me out?

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[guitar music]

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[phone dialing]

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[smoke alarm]

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Shit.

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[music playing]

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Did you get it out?

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Little fuckers.

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Is Marty gone?

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Yeah.

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He was in a bit of a rush, so
he asked me to give you this.

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Took, um, two pot snacks,
two beans, bigguns,

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crackers, tea bags, cheapest.

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Cheers, Kel.

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So why'd you say Sidney?

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I didn't.

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I let Sitges slip,
then flipped it round

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to Sidney before Karen twigged.

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Bum Boy Barca Sitges.

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Cooking in thongs and that?

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And how would
you know, Jedward?

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Don't start.

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Right?

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Because things got said.

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Over a boiler.
Are you serious?

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Boiler?

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What?

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You weren't kicked out.

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Mum doesn't even
know you're gone.

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She's just seen you taking
bags out for the bins.

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Just?

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Five hours ago.

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And they're not binbags.

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They're clothes, see?
- Mickey, go home.

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You're sorry.

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You've calmed down.

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Fuck off.

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I will literally die.

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I'm 26.

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You don't flick ears at 26.

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Right.

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A couple of nights, tops.

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For that, you help us cover
the bar for this wedding do.

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Sound.

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Shifted already.

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Whatever.

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[knocking]

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KELLY MAGUIRE: For fuck's sake.

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Why didn't you open the door?

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Could have been the filth.

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For lifting from Chesney's and
trying to burn his shop down,

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you mean?

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They're coming
through the window.

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From a skip outside
the youth club.

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You had company?

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Not since you were here last.

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I just wanted you to
know I think it'd be better

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if you kept your distance.

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You said last time I saw you.

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I know, but safer.

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It might be safer to--

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Because of Shane?

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Because of Shane.

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In case you got the
wrong end of the stick.

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You know what
happened last time.

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Don't want that
happening again.

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It was all just
a misunderstanding.

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[inaudible] don't end
being the jealous type.

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There's nothing
to be jealous of.

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No.

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But if there had have been.

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Possessive, I think.

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More than jealous.

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Is your husband--

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Yeah.

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Either way.

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Best if I kept my distance.

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You OK with that?

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Have to be.

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See you, then.

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Yeah.

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Look after yourself and stuff.

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You too.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Save your breath.

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That lot will be over there.

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You're on the tables with me.

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But I still get to
wear a special t-shirt?

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FRANK GALLAGHER: What are
you going on about, Cynthia?

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It's a scratch card.

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You scratch it.

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But it doesn't say where.

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Lucky me.

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There you go.

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What am I dropping now?

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Few chromosomes.

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Left.

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Left foot.

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Near the toilet.

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Oh.

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Bastards.

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Send all you winners
to trash your pubs, eh?

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It's a no, then?

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You can't be helped.

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Couple of stitches, it'll mend.

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Boss wants a word, Frank.

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What, who?

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The woman's
poor, you scrubber.

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So?

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You know she'd be licking it
if I hadn't put the time in.

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How in God's name
is that not mine?

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Go in 50 each.

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You know she will.

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She'll have it on her conflicts,
the pointless old window

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licker.
Well, crap.

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I made a speech.

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Me.

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You said they were posh.

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I said they had money.

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Go watch 'em drink.

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Fucking OAPs.

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[inaudible]

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Flying around [inaudible]
fucking sort it out.

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Bastard [inaudible].

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Cynthia!

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[MUSIC PLAYING - KOOL AND THE
GANG, "CELEBRATION"]

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More voddy, less red.

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Not gonna get changed?

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In my family?

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First thing a bride says
when she walks into church?

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Aisle altar him.

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Mum?

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Mum!

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Wait for Wait for it.

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Freeze.

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Someone get her
a big drink on me.

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That's for later.

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And someone get
her a cardigan.

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She must be about 60.

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[singing] La la, la.

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She'll fucking sleep tonight.

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Right, I'll have.

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Easy, moneybags.

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One of them, one of
them, and two of them.

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Now here.

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Hey, here, here, here.

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Listen.

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Right.

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State your name and
how you're pleading.

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It's a banker, taxpayer,
and a little single parent

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on a housing benefit
I know, all sitting

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around this table
with a plate of 12

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biscuits split between them.

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Banker, straight in,
nabbing 11 of them,

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straight in the pocket.

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All right?

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And he turns to the
taxpayer, and he says,

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what's that, thieving cunt?

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Keep an eye on
your biscuit, mate.

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While them two are
swapping email addresses,

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he's having their
laptops, you know.

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Simon's [inaudible].

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What the fuck
have you been up to?

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Oh yeah.

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It's me.

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I'd fuck off, Frank,
before they eat you.

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REPORTER (ON TV):
North Manchester Police

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today confirmed that
gun crime levels

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were at the lowest since 1998.

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Tonight a pensioner
was brutally assaulted

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in her home in Belvedere Road.

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Detectives found traces
of new green paint close

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to the crime scene,
possibly from footwear.

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And they urge anyone
with information

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to call their confidential
helpline at 08081 570999.

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Cynthia.

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Frank.

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REPORTER (ON TV): Police
have this morning confirmed

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that the pensioner
violently assaulted

272
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:09,533
in her home in Belvedere Road
is Miss Cynthia Rose Feltz.

273
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:10,967
Ms. Feltz was found
by a neighbor--

274
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,067
MAN (ON TV): We
must fight crimes

275
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,733
like this with zero tolerance.

276
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,733
We've done really well to
clean up this neighborhood.

277
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,433
REPORTER (ON TV): Ms.Feltz
has no next of kin,

278
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:18,500
and was though to have been
carrying a large sum of money.

279
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,433
TRUCK DRIVER: Here
you go, Frank.

280
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,800
She has suffered.

281
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,833
Don't forget fat's
the new black,

282
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,533
so you'll be laughing me bubs.

283
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:35,000
I'll walk from here.

284
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,200
I've got a medical
this afternoon.

285
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,567
So it'll help if I look fucked.

286
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,167
Fuck off, dickhead.

287
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,233
Full English, if
anybody's ready.

288
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,700
Who disappeared after
Cynthia went home?

289
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,967
Everybody eventually.

290
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,133
Frank.

291
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,300
You know, and who
got refused credit

292
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,267
before he left here lagging?

293
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,500
Jamie, Frank's a lot
things, but he's not that.

294
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,867
Yeah?

295
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,567
Well, he tried nicking those
scratchcards right before she

296
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:03,567
knew she'd even won it.

297
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:04,967
He left there
lagging and catching.

298
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,333
Yeah.

299
00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:07,667
And then bounced back
later chucking 20s about.

300
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:08,900
Frank.

301
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,200
It's be a lot of
things in a dozen bags

302
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,233
when I find the nance.

303
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,800
Jamie, speak to him.

304
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,767
Don't be giving it that on face,
bub, because you know nothing.

305
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,567
And it's Frank's
name on the line.

306
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,500
Yeah.

307
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,800
And his head.

308
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,367
Like you've never
robbed purses.

309
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,000
Yeah, but not since school.

310
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,333
No, but certain lines
you don't cross.

311
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,067
I mean, the poor cow's retarded.

312
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,300
And raspberries is a no-no.

313
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,167
Marty.

314
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,100
Last night, where'd you and
Frank meet before The Jockey?

315
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,333
Excuse me?

316
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,467
Last night I went line
dancing on my Tod,

317
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:42,667
being ignored and
insulted as per usual.

318
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,700
Someone said they saw
you pulling up in a taxi

319
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,100
together, laughing
your tits off.

320
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,867
I was waiting for the
last boss from line dancing.

321
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:51,067
Frank rolls up in a taxi.

322
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:54,000
I'm not quick enough,
so he drags this in.

323
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,800
Couldn't understand
a word the man said.

324
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:59,200
And happy to be with him,
only until his money ran out

325
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,200
and I had to buy me own drinks.

326
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:05,133
Then I shot the buffet.

327
00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:06,500
So where did his
money come from?

328
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,033
Well, he wouldn't
know, never has.

329
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:12,667
Hence me thinking it's
either fighting or gambling

330
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:13,933
to explain the big spender.

331
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:17,967
But he didn't have a
bruise on him, the gimp.

332
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,567
KAREN MAGUIRE: Male
Maguires should be banned

333
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:20,567
from ever thinking in pairs.

334
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:21,767
They're lethal.

335
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,300
And you're dafter than
them for listening to it.

336
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,233
Kelly--

337
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,900
I saw it with me own.
Ask Shane.

338
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,367
I met him after I
practically stopped Frank

339
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,833
from nicking a prize card.
- So?

340
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:31,000
Frank [inaudible] nick prams
if he didn't hate babies.

341
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,333
Don't make him a
granny basher, Karen.

342
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,100
Well, he did leave
straight after her.

343
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,367
And he was back later
ordering doubles and bubbles.

344
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,200
Is it in there?

345
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,133
The Cynthia thing off the radio?

346
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,567
I think it's in here.

347
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:41,467
Take a freebie.

348
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:55,700
Have you ever seen a
barrel scraped so low?

349
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,567
Literally can't
give them away.

350
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,000
Oh.

351
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,500
35 rent or 50 deposit.

352
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,000
They're keeping the
lot because somebody

353
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,300
got fucking green paint on it.

354
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,233
What?

355
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,467
MIMI MAGUIRE: Medics
had to resuscitate her

356
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,633
in the ambulance.

357
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,033
All right, Avril.

358
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,900
Mum, the cow's still around
there with Lady Gaga,

359
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,033
so I ain't locked up.

360
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:34,700
I want this on the streets
and round your mates.

361
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,800
Mimi Maguire is putting
up a grand for the name

362
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,100
of the fucker who did this.

363
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,300
You're serious?

364
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,200
A grand?

365
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,567
You don't even like her.

366
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:58,033
Organizing to whip round
to Cynthia, poor cow.

367
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,633
Door-to-door, the lot.

368
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,800
Because we want everyone
chipping in to this.

369
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,900
Not in here, Frank.

370
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,233
We already got one on.

371
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,400
Oh, Carl.

372
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,967
Just five, 10, you
know, 'til Thursday-ish.

373
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,033
Oh, come on.

374
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,000
Oh, fuck.

375
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,833
That's me bus fare.

376
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:38,433
What about fucking
medical, which is--

377
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,467
Thought you were just
taxis these days, Frank.

378
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,300
Wait.
Eh?

379
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,067
KAREN MAGUIRE: Leave it, Butch.

380
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,733
Yes, Kell?

381
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,100
KELLY MAGUIRE: Chili and chips,
and a vodka tonic, please.

382
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,033
Bring it over.

383
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,967
Thank you.

384
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,533
Oh.

385
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:54,733
All right, Frank.

386
00:16:54,833 --> 00:17:09,933
Ayuh

387
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:13,333
If they think you're out with
me, nobody'll touch your car.

388
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,233
I'm safe.

389
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:22,033
(WHISPERING) Police.

390
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,000
JAMIE MAGUIRE: Sorry, Frank.

391
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,900
Yours is here, mate.

392
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,633
You didn't leave a
mobile phone, did you?

393
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:33,267
Uh, if it's got credit
on it, it's probably mine.

394
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,700
You're Cynthia Feltz's
employers, is that right?

395
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,067
I gave her a few bub every
now and then to keep her busy.

396
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,700
If this is bad--
- Relax.

397
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,633
She proved us all wrong
and regained consciousness

398
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,067
an hour or so back.

399
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,167
Has she said who--

400
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,333
She's not talking yet.

401
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,833
But she seems to
know where she is.

402
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,100
MICKY MAGUIRE:
She didn't before.

403
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:55,233
Just meant-- well, just
that she didn't before.

404
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:01,200
What's the score, then?

405
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,067
What's all this,
people blanking me dad?

406
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,667
They're not very keen
on what might've done.

407
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,367
As in--

408
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:11,300
Cynthia.

409
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,567
Cynthia has nothing
to do with you, is she?

410
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,333
Related to that parcel?

411
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:18,233
Fuck off.

412
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,300
No.

413
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,367
The kick-in.

414
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,533
It's just your name
keeps surfacing, Frank,

415
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,900
and it's not just me.

416
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,133
There's all this whispering,
and they're picking stuff up.

417
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:34,267
Fractured skull, broken
ribs, fucked up windpipe?

418
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,167
Me?

419
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:41,133
Said I was sorry before
I asked, precisely to avoid

420
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,567
this getting ugly Frank.

421
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,133
I let you down, did I?

422
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,300
CYNTHIA FELTZ
(FLASHBACK): Who's girl?

423
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,567
MIMI MAGUIRE: Your dad's
name's coming up too many times

424
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,033
to be guesswork, Carl.

425
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,000
From who?

426
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,067
Some you know, some you won't.

427
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,600
But too many want to
string him up to ignore.

428
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,200
You're not right in the
fucking head, you lot.

429
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,000
Watch your mouth, Gallagher.

430
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,333
How long have you known him?

431
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,667
When has he ever laid
into around here?

432
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:14,733
Discounting his kids?

433
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,167
What, you never
twatted your own?

434
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,700
And if that's a no,
do shit-thick wankers

435
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,633
run in your family?

436
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,033
Who the fuck--

437
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,467
Oh, fucking hell.

438
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,667
Fucking better run, Gallagher!

439
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,333
What are you
saying about my dad?

440
00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:51,200
Karen Maguire
asked me questions

441
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,933
I gave honest answers to.

442
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,300
Pack your bags.

443
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,900
And get the fuck
out of his house.

444
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,133
Carl, I've repeated nothing
I didn't see with my own eyes.

445
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,900
So where did "coked
off his tits" come from?

446
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,900
I can tell gak from gossip.

447
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,167
We were back in the jockey.

448
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:09,533
Agh.

449
00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:13,133
I'm on Warfarin, you cunt.

450
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,267
Off his tits, Carl.

451
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,167
I swear.

452
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,000
Nobody wants your
dad involved in this.

453
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,167
But you need to see what
we've been looking at, Carl.

454
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,967
And people don't
speak to me like that.

455
00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:28,967
Where?

456
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,367
- Nowhere, actually.
- No.

457
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,167
Where are we going?
- A poor little side of Ardwick.

458
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,667
Bronson, this is Carl, a
good friend of a neighbor.

459
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:45,133
Carl, Bronson, the colleague
every third Sunday.

460
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,667
Just show Carl what I
saw earlier, Bronson.

461
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:52,467
This is Frank dancing
outside [inaudible] mile 2.

462
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,133
Now Cinnamon Street.

463
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,700
It's a bit ropier
than I'd like, but--

464
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,767
KELLY MAGUIRE: 'Round that
corner's where Cynthia lives.

465
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,367
Right?

466
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:06,067
And 62 minutes later,
coming back this way.

467
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,100
KELLY MAGUIRE: Hailing a taxi.

468
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,100
Where'd he get the money?

469
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,933
I didn't make it up, Carl.

470
00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:13,100
These pictures speak
for themselves.

471
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,600
Your dad's in deep shit.

472
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:21,967
DOCTOR: So you're experiencing
about two fits a month?

473
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,100
FRANK GALLAGHER: Correct.

474
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,100
DOCTOR: Are you
still getting paint

475
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,067
on the right side of your neck?

476
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,000
FRANK GALLAGHER: Yeah.

477
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,400
It's worse, if anything.

478
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,033
DOCTOR: Any falling injuries
when you have the fits?

479
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,033
FRANK GALLAGHER: No.

480
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,800
DOCTOR: You're what, six foot?

481
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,667
That's a long way to horizontal
without bumps and bruising.

482
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:39,033
FRANK GALLAGHER: I'm mostly
on me ass when they strike.

483
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,200
DOCTOR: So what's this lot?

484
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,100
Eh?

485
00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:46,867
What the fuck?

486
00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:49,333
Well, if you're
surprised, I don't know

487
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,167
what the wife's going to think.

488
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,400
When you get
dressed, you can go.

489
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,367
[music playing]

490
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:16,700
CARL GALLAGHER: Hey!

491
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,633
Dad.

492
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,000
If you help us shift a bit
of furniture for a mate,

493
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,200
there's a tenner in it for you.

494
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,000
Well, tell him it's
20 or he's had it.

495
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:37,733
No.

496
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:38,733
Sack that.

497
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:39,733
Not in here.

498
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:51,667
[MUSIC PLAYING - CROWDED HOUSE,
"WEATHER WITH YOU"]

499
00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,500
You all right?

500
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,067
[MUSIC - CROWDED HOUSE, "WEATHER
WITH YOU"]

501
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,633
Walking 'round the room
singing stormy weather

502
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:03,600
at 57 Mount Pleasant Street.

503
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,033
Now, it's the same room--

504
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,300
Smoke if you want.

505
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,633
[MUSIC - CROWDED HOUSE,
"WEATHER WITH YOU"]

506
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:08,867
But everything's different.

507
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:12,567
You can fight the sleep
but not the dream.

508
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,133
Things ain't cooking--

509
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:25,100
[humming]

510
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:49,233
I got up and sang a top-notch
version of that at Manny

511
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:50,767
Holden's pre-trial party.

512
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,800
We'd been on mushrooms and
his fucking twisted wife

513
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,400
and brood up for us.

514
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:04,233
She's just-- just twatted,
just totally twatted.

515
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,500
I couldn't believe my
eyes when they played

516
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,000
that tape at his
wake, you know, when

517
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,167
it copped out at Strangeways.

518
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:22,000
- Dad.
- No.

519
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,300
I know.

520
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,967
A, I can't remember a
thing about that night

521
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,033
with the mushrooms,
Manny, and singing.

522
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:33,000
Not just, you know, as in
normal can't, you know,

523
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:36,600
like waking up in
Fallowfield between that fat

524
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,233
black spotty bird and her mum.

525
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:50,233
I mean, there, on stage,
mic, belting "Fix You"

526
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:59,167
out, which still scares
me shitless because, B,

527
00:24:59,267 --> 00:25:01,667
I couldn't sing it
sober if I tried.

528
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,067
I didn't think I was capable.

529
00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:19,167
If it was you, and I have
to hear it from anyone else,

530
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,433
that'd be us finished.

531
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,700
- Oh.
- You know that, don't you?

532
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,300
And I haven't a fucking
clue where I got these.

533
00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:40,467
What are we gonna
do with me, Carl?

534
00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:42,567
If they have to come and
fetch you, there's a three-year

535
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:43,800
difference.

536
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:46,067
Out of how many?

537
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,667
Says five to seven on the web.

538
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:52,933
Oh, no, sweet Jesus wept.

539
00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:54,500
[shouting]
I can't.

540
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,500
I can't.

541
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,400
I can't.

542
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,500
I can't.

543
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,900
I can't do time again,
Carl, not at my age.

544
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,900
Nobody leaves you alone.

545
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,133
You know, it's gonna be weird.

546
00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:06,500
They're gonna crucify me.

547
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,033
[sobbing]

548
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,100
In all seriousness, I
reckon your ass is fine,

549
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,000
smelling like that.

550
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,000
Oh, fuck my arse.

551
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,567
We've all sold our asses.

552
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:40,400
But nowadays, it's
random drug tests.

553
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:46,600
So you can't take a piss without
literally grassing yourself up.

554
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,567
And what else is there?

555
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:05,267
Come on, Dad.

556
00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:07,067
Come on.

557
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,467
I'm coming with you.

558
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:11,467
[music playing]

559
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,167
I'm here to hand myself in.

560
00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:54,400
DETECTIVE: Commencing interview
with Vernon Francis Gallagher

561
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,500
on charges of
burglary, common theft,

562
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,067
and causing grievous bodily
harm to Mrs. Cynthia Feltz.

563
00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:02,333
Attending officers DI
Carroll, DC Sheridan,

564
00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,100
with Mr. Ashton Strang
from Duty Legal Services

565
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,533
representing the defendant.

566
00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:10,833
Slept OK, Frank?

567
00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:12,533
Not three hours.

568
00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:14,967
Hopefully see you through
till teatime, though, eh?

569
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,733
And sleep's the great healer.

570
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,233
So how's that
voice coming along?

571
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,933
Wrong man or Fifth Amendment,
that's all you're getting

572
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,533
'cause it's all I've got.

573
00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:27,233
Forensics rustled a few
new words off you, Frank--

574
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:33,967
scene of crime, DNA, positive
match, prisoner 1052,

575
00:28:34,067 --> 00:28:36,067
Gallagher, Vernon Francis.

576
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,067
Get your head down while we
proof your press release.

577
00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:46,800
Interview terminated, 13:52.

578
00:29:00,267 --> 00:29:01,067
Oh.

579
00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:03,400
[tires squealing]

580
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,167
JOURNALIST 1: Police today
named their prime suspect

581
00:29:05,267 --> 00:29:06,800
in the attack on the
Beswick pensioner,

582
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:08,300
76-year-old Cynthia Feltz--

583
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,100
JOURNALIST 2: --76-year-old
Cynthia Feltz at her home

584
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,233
late Thursday night.

585
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,800
Francis Vernon Gallagher--

586
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,233
JOURNALIST 3: Gallagher, from a
neighboring Chatsworth estate,

587
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,700
was formally charged
with actual bodily harm

588
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,233
and remanded into custody--

589
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,933
JOURNALIST 2: --and remanded
into custody after magistrates

590
00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,067
denied his application for bail.

591
00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:21,033
[rap music]

592
00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,533
Three and four.

593
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,833
Where's Frank?
Where is he?

594
00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:26,767
Where is he?

595
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:28,933
Where is he?

596
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:29,867
Where is he?

597
00:29:29,967 --> 00:29:30,800
I don't know where he is.

598
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,567
I don't know.

599
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:35,267
JOURNALIST 1: The officer
in charge of the case,

600
00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:37,200
Detective Inspector Clarice
Carroll, confirmed--

601
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,100
JOURNALIST 2: --confirmed
police are pursuing no further

602
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,633
leads in connection
with the crime

603
00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:42,433
at the time of this report. (

604
00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:44,067
(RAPPING) With bullet
holes and such,

605
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,367
speak the wrong words, man,
and you will get touched.

606
00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:48,800
You can put the whole
army against my team.

607
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,400
I guarantee you, it will be
your very last time breathing.

608
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,033
Your simple words
just don't move me.

609
00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:53,933
You're minor.

610
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,100
We're major.

611
00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:02,733
If you're gonna chain
smoke five in a row,

612
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,300
spend a lot more on them.

613
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,433
And I'm booking three health
and fitness reviews for 8:00

614
00:30:06,533 --> 00:30:07,167
in the morning.

615
00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:08,267
Back to your desks.

616
00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:19,367
I've just remanded your
dad on positive DNA samples.

617
00:30:22,967 --> 00:30:25,367
You know he didn't do it.

618
00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:27,400
I can tell.

619
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:31,500
If he swears he never set
foot in Cynthia Feltz's home,

620
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,933
how come his DNA was
found in her living room?

621
00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:39,067
Old lady beaten literally
half to death, Carl.

622
00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:55,833
Stella.

623
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:56,933
Stella!

624
00:30:57,033 --> 00:31:01,667
Carl, Avril's
got her next door.

625
00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:04,233
They nearly hit us with that.

626
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:08,233
These were local,
Carl, my old boyfriend.

627
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:12,433
I have an ex works for Novotel.

628
00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,733
We live here.

629
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,567
We've done nothing wrong.

630
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,567
[music playing]

631
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,733
Hey, it's not a soup kitchen.

632
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:13,800
We have a system.

633
00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:24,067
Get off.

634
00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:25,633
Whoa, help.

635
00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:26,633
[screaming]

636
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,067
What?

637
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:30,233
What are you--

638
00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:41,500
Where's your kid?

639
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,633
What's a your kid?

640
00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:44,367
Your kid, Kev, I need
to speak to Kevin now.

641
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:45,367
Where is he?

642
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:46,933
Carl, dragging me
out in the street

643
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:49,333
looking like Life of Brian's mum
isn't how you ask for a favor.

644
00:32:49,433 --> 00:32:52,833
Kelly, If you fuck me about,
I'll dump you in a roundabout,

645
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:55,633
and I'll set fire
to your blanket.

646
00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:57,333
He's in Nottingham.

647
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,767
But what good is that
without a postcode?

648
00:32:58,867 --> 00:33:02,033
But why the fuck would I
keep a postcode in a blanket?

649
00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:03,167
What do you want him for?

650
00:33:11,267 --> 00:33:13,900
Well, I'm not walking back.

651
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,200
You'll have to go
and get my stuff.

652
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,700
Tell her she's in big
bother for this, cheeky thing.

653
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,967
It's over a year old, and
I don't know whether-- hello?

654
00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:36,100
That's not Veronica, is it?

655
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,400
I'm trying to reach
Kev Ball, Kevin Ball.

656
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,200
And where's work?

657
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,533
[jack hammering]

658
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,867
MAN: Yo, Ball.

659
00:33:57,967 --> 00:33:58,800
Yeah?

660
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:08,633
Before you start, the
kids used all the hot water.

661
00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:11,467
Kev?

662
00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:12,933
It's Carl.

663
00:34:13,033 --> 00:34:13,933
Hey?

664
00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:15,700
Carl Gallagher.

665
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,500
Give over.

666
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,967
That's more Tom Waits.

667
00:34:19,067 --> 00:34:21,833
What happened to Tin Man?

668
00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:23,000
[sniffing]

669
00:34:23,867 --> 00:34:26,400
What's up, Carl?

670
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,867
Carl?

671
00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:29,800
Carl?

672
00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:35,333
[music playing]

673
00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:58,600
[struggling]

674
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,567
No, it's a ginger bloke.

675
00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:09,100
[barking]

676
00:35:10,033 --> 00:35:11,933
[laughter]

677
00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:12,967
What?

678
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:13,867
Who's tidied you up?

679
00:35:13,967 --> 00:35:15,200
Who missed you out?

680
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,100
Hey.

681
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,467
You all right, Kev?

682
00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:19,367
Size of this.

683
00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:27,400
Wow.

684
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,033
Swear to God, right,
his 13th birthday,

685
00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:32,033
I sat there, thinking
he looked way too weird

686
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,600
to have going-out clothes.

687
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,800
No, you actually said it when
I couldn't blow my candles out.

688
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,267
Only because they
were Silk Cuts.

689
00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:39,700
Oh, Jesus, Frank, where have
they had you, Guantanamo?

690
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,000
[laughter]

691
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,367
Sorry, love.

692
00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:45,600
Just forget it.

693
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,567
Ignore me.

694
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,633
It's just me sense of humor.

695
00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:49,667
I'm Kev.

696
00:35:49,767 --> 00:35:51,533
Patricia, Patty.

697
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,200
Whoa Whoa, don't need to
ask who your dad is, do I?

698
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,400
Stop there, 'cause he doesn't.

699
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:03,900
[sigh]

700
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:04,867
Who?

701
00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:06,167
Cynthia Feltz.

702
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:08,000
Dinner lady they sacked
from Saint Ted's, kept

703
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,233
turning up in her pinny
with no knickers on.

704
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:13,133
Little Cynth, how old now?

705
00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,100
Mental age barely
double figures

706
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,667
with the mirror, God
bless the specimen,

707
00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:20,633
but 77 this coming Saturday.

708
00:36:20,733 --> 00:36:23,367
Who the fuck would try nailing
Frank for a stunt like that?

709
00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:24,300
Look.

710
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,733
I'm right, though,
aren't I, Kev?

711
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:30,033
I remember me and Debs
fetching you and my bad butties

712
00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:31,600
and stuff when you were
helping him on a job

713
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:32,967
around Cynthia's house.

714
00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:34,700
Mm, soz, Carl, that's not
how I remember it, mate.

715
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,867
You said on the phone.

716
00:36:35,967 --> 00:36:37,033
No, you did.
Look.

717
00:36:37,133 --> 00:36:38,533
Debbie's kept receipts
and everything.

718
00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:39,967
No, I said on the phone that
I had worked on the house.

719
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,233
Yeah, with my dad.

720
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:45,400
Ha, in his dreams,
the bedridden gonk.

721
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,300
He buggered off
with half my tools

722
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,900
and a brand-new stepladder,
which I was fairly

723
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,667
chilled about because
he'd nicked them from me

724
00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:52,933
before and forgotten who from.

725
00:36:53,033 --> 00:36:55,567
So he always tried
selling them back to me.

726
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:56,933
Comes around, goes
around, you know.

727
00:36:57,033 --> 00:36:58,500
I-- I only went round
to Fuzzy Feltz's

728
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,400
because the cheeky twat was
giving it all city and guilds,

729
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,200
trying to sting her for
200 quid plus petrol.

730
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,800
No fucking car, anyway.

731
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,733
Should I be swearing on it?

732
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:11,167
Phrase it how you like, as
long as I'm getting the truth.

733
00:37:11,267 --> 00:37:14,033
Fucking right, the truth,
it took me over a week

734
00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:17,100
to make it even livable for her.

735
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,000
So Frank Gallagher was
physically inside Cynthia

736
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,733
Feltz's living room when
you were present and clearly

737
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,267
able to identify him?
- I know.

738
00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:26,633
We should've got
five years for that.

739
00:37:26,733 --> 00:37:27,567
[laughter]

740
00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:31,433
Look.

741
00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:35,300
Even if Frank did
this, he just didn't.

742
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:46,633
Here, mate.

743
00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:47,633
Cheers, yeah, mate.

744
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,000
[sigh]

745
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,267
Know what?

746
00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:56,733
I looked her right in
the eye till I knew

747
00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,733
she believed every word I said.

748
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,333
But you know what else?

749
00:38:01,433 --> 00:38:03,300
It don't count
for a fucking bean

750
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,467
because they've
still got witnesses

751
00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:06,767
to the scratchcard
stunt, CCTV of him

752
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,633
round her patch that night,
and every fucker in the Jockey

753
00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:13,400
seeing him flashing
big cash at the bar.

754
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,700
He couldn't be
more fucked, Carl.

755
00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:26,533
You wanted to see me, Frank?

756
00:38:33,933 --> 00:38:38,167
Frank, come on.

757
00:38:38,267 --> 00:38:41,933
Nobody in my team wants to
nail the wrong bloke just

758
00:38:42,033 --> 00:38:44,067
for public opinion
brownie points.

759
00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:00,700
They think you're
concealing evidence.

760
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,667
I know you are.

761
00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:19,000
I did walk her home, and
I was after her winnings.

762
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,933
My turn.

763
00:39:21,033 --> 00:39:23,867
I caught her up after
she'd left the Jockey.

764
00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:25,600
On our secret telly.

765
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,933
Tinker Tailor, Tommy Cooper,
"Blue Remembered Hills,"

766
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,233
Ronnie Barker,
"Edge of Darkness,"

767
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,900
Pan's People
flashing their clouts

768
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,600
to "Diamonds and Pearls."

769
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,867
And?

770
00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:38,300
Pearls.

771
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,267
Oh, I thought you were
going to say "Follyfoot Farm."

772
00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:43,000
Why the fuck would I?

773
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,467
Because you know I like it.

774
00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,233
Well, then you can fucking
watch it then, can't you?

775
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,967
Look.
It's like I said.

776
00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:50,200
I'll get my old
telly, right, and you

777
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:54,433
can sub me until an
election, the election.

778
00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:58,300
Ask Cynthia properly.
[groaning]

779
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,000
Please.

780
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,133
Oh, fuck, I can't do this.

781
00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:04,900
Just tell Cynthia to
get back in her box,

782
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,567
the silly, old slop rag.

783
00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:07,500
Granted.

784
00:40:13,467 --> 00:40:14,333
Go on.

785
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,100
If it gets any clearer,
I'll be topping meself.

786
00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:24,600
[music playing]

787
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,500
[alarm beeping]

788
00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:39,733
(SINGING) There's a monkey on
my back makes me talk like that.

789
00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:46,733
There's a monkey on my back
makes me talk like that.

790
00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:54,300
There's a monkey on my back
makes me act like that.

791
00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,033
There's a monkey on my back
makes me talk like that.

792
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,900
[clearing throat]

793
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,200
What?

794
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,600
Tell us something about
the Frank thing, Mimi.

795
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:15,100
Kevin fucking Ball, you
owe me 30 quid for weed

796
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,367
and 6 years of interest.

797
00:41:16,467 --> 00:41:19,200
Ha, not twice, you
thieving Scouse bastard.

798
00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:19,967
Pint?

799
00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,133
Yes.

800
00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:24,000
You lived here years before me.

801
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,300
Frank Gallagher, come on.

802
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,700
He hasn't give us
one line of defense.

803
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,233
He shouldn't need to, Mimi.

804
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:33,267
Plus, I worked here seven years,
never paid scratchcard prize

805
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:36,167
money in twenties, 'cause
before midnight, some of them

806
00:41:36,267 --> 00:41:37,667
can still count to five.

807
00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:40,000
10 tens, count three out
before they palm one,

808
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,567
and they're-- you
know what I mean?

809
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,033
Of course, Frank was
twenties, wasn't he?

810
00:41:44,133 --> 00:41:45,700
Is this on the house?

811
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,967
Ta.

812
00:41:47,067 --> 00:41:47,900
You all right, Monroe?

813
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,300
How's it going?

814
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,100
Actually, I was in the
shower this morning, going,

815
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,367
things are looking--

816
00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:55,633
you know when everything
looks more colorful?

817
00:41:55,733 --> 00:41:57,733
If Shane's laid a finger on
you, now is the time to say.

818
00:41:57,833 --> 00:42:00,000
What?
Oh, give over.

819
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,067
Oh, twice, with
oven gloves, 'cause

820
00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:03,500
I'd blow him off if he did.

821
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,967
So that's a man B.

822
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,033
Marty.

823
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,600
Mar-- Marty?

824
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:17,200
Are you stuffing crack
up your crack, Kel?

825
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,767
Marty is me, Kev.

826
00:42:22,867 --> 00:42:24,033
Myrna, did you get it for us?

827
00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:25,167
KEV: Marty, Marty.

828
00:42:25,267 --> 00:42:26,067
Uh, no, hang on.

829
00:42:26,167 --> 00:42:27,567
Hang on.
Pen.

830
00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:28,567
Pen, pen.

831
00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:29,467
All right.

832
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,933
KEV: Karen, do you have a pen?

833
00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:34,067
Right, go on.

834
00:42:36,967 --> 00:42:38,033
Brilliant.

835
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:46,333
WOMAN: Tell them thanks
for the collection.

836
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,900
Um, um--

837
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,933
Jamie, can I borrow you a sec?

838
00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,467
This is Saturday's takings.

839
00:42:53,567 --> 00:42:55,867
The only person drinking
flip flops was Patty.

840
00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,800
The only person
paying was Frank.

841
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,700
He spent way more
than Cynthia lost.

842
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,333
Between them, he spent more
than that on scratchcards.

843
00:43:03,433 --> 00:43:05,833
What, he couldn't have gone
under her floorboards for more?

844
00:43:05,933 --> 00:43:10,300
Plus, we paid her in tens.

845
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,900
Frank was borrowing twenties.

846
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,533
Now then, I'll
have one of them.

847
00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:17,600
It wasn't her money.

848
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,500
Karen.

849
00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:25,567
Yeah?

850
00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:28,233
Can you come look
at something for us?

851
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:37,367
Um, ears waxed and deloused,
and they made me look

852
00:43:37,467 --> 00:43:39,500
absolutely champion down here.

853
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,833
[groaning]

854
00:43:40,933 --> 00:43:43,267
[laughter]

855
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:45,733
Did you leave
that in on purpose?

856
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,667
I didn't make her do it.

857
00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,267
You showed me this yesterday.

858
00:43:49,367 --> 00:43:50,233
No, this is different.

859
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:52,833
Do you remember Jody Garcia?

860
00:43:52,933 --> 00:43:55,500
Yeah, yeah, she's piled it on.

861
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,767
Tell me about it.

862
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,533
When I get hold of her
number, the first thing I ask

863
00:43:58,633 --> 00:44:00,800
is, when are you due?

864
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,100
What were you ringing her for?

865
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,100
Well, she was in the
queue for "Panama 2."

866
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,367
I've got Frank on her phone.

867
00:44:06,467 --> 00:44:08,367
He wasn't jigging
on his own, look.

868
00:44:11,267 --> 00:44:12,600
I haven't a clue who it is.
Have you?

869
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:13,900
Mm-hmm.

870
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,233
One of the Macreadys
is dealing that batch.

871
00:44:17,867 --> 00:44:20,967
That's Growbag Macready.

872
00:44:21,067 --> 00:44:22,467
He's bungling something
into Frank's pocket,

873
00:44:22,567 --> 00:44:25,300
and it isn't fucking
caster sugar.

874
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,767
Which is a lot more believable
as to where Frank got his hands

875
00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:29,200
on that kind of turnover.

876
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,967
Is he working for Growbag?

877
00:44:31,067 --> 00:44:32,733
Grow up.

878
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:35,400
Afghans wouldn't let
Frank run drugs for them.

879
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:41,700
Do you know a Growbag?

880
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,600
Growbag Macready?

881
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:46,067
I was at school him, wasn't I?

882
00:44:46,167 --> 00:44:47,133
Watch this.

883
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,067
Why is this good news?

884
00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:53,267
'Cause look.

885
00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:54,967
He's slipping coke
in my dad's pocket.

886
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,900
Will they let us
take it in to show him?

887
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,267
Will they, fuck.

888
00:44:58,367 --> 00:45:00,100
We can't let the police
get a hold of this.

889
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,600
They'll string him up.

890
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,167
Frank has to see it, or we'll
be here till the Olympics.

891
00:45:12,533 --> 00:45:13,433
[beeping]

892
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:22,767
Fucking hell, I'm in trouble.

893
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,200
Kev Ball.

894
00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:32,933
Your hair looks good.

895
00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:35,267
You, you fucking
Harmony hairspray,

896
00:45:35,367 --> 00:45:39,367
the Sheriff of
fucking Nottingham.

897
00:45:39,467 --> 00:45:41,133
Listen, Frank.

898
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:45,600
In a sec, not now, Aidan
is going to open his jacket

899
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,467
and show you what's underneath.

900
00:45:47,567 --> 00:45:49,533
Oh, you've got a bit of weed?
Just drop it down my shoe.

901
00:45:49,633 --> 00:45:50,500
Drop it.

902
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,600
No, Dad, the nipple.

903
00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:53,533
What?

904
00:46:02,033 --> 00:46:03,100
[shouting]

905
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,933
You fucking thing!

906
00:46:07,033 --> 00:46:14,300
Yes, yes, yes,
Growbag, it's Growbag.

907
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,400
Yeah, we know about Growbag.

908
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,733
What?

909
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:18,900
He was there.

910
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,067
Dance.

911
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:23,133
He goes, "Keep
fucking dancing, Frank."

912
00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:25,300
I will caught your
throat here and now.

913
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,433
What?

914
00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:28,233
There's a drink in this
for you, just something

915
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:30,833
I need you to look after for
me for a couple of hours.

916
00:46:30,933 --> 00:46:31,967
Cheers, Growbag.

917
00:46:32,067 --> 00:46:33,500
Don't look around.

918
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,367
Cops are milking the overtime
like Chilean fucking miners.

919
00:46:36,467 --> 00:46:37,767
Don't look.

920
00:46:37,867 --> 00:46:39,000
Start walking.

921
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:42,400
You go straight
to the Irish Club.

922
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,367
I'm on an errand.

923
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,600
Go straight to the Irish Club.

924
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:48,200
No, I'm meant to
be walking her home.

925
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:51,033
You go straight
to the Irish Club,

926
00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:54,800
and you stay fucking
put till I turn up.

927
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,033
You don't sell it.

928
00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:57,600
You don't take it.

929
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,567
You keep it safe--

930
00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:03,667
11 o'clock, with the
coke, with the dog.

931
00:47:03,767 --> 00:47:07,533
But she won't be able
to find her way if--

932
00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:08,433
what dog?

933
00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:09,800
[barking]

934
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:12,167
A mad fucking Nazi
mutt, trying to hump

935
00:47:12,267 --> 00:47:17,033
me senseless, but I must
have got to the Irish Club,

936
00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:18,500
as instructed.

937
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,333
[mumbling]

938
00:47:19,433 --> 00:47:20,467
MAN: What's your problem, mate?

939
00:47:20,567 --> 00:47:21,533
[mumbling]

940
00:47:23,467 --> 00:47:24,300
FRANK: Oh, shit.

941
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,033
Sorry.

942
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,033
Begging your pardon, miss.

943
00:47:27,133 --> 00:47:27,933
[groaning]

944
00:47:28,033 --> 00:47:30,167
What was this?

945
00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:32,000
But I've got a meeting in--

946
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:34,167
So what happened
with the other drugs?

947
00:47:34,267 --> 00:47:37,333
Well, no surprise there,
I can't fucking remember.

948
00:47:37,433 --> 00:47:39,933
But I must have had the
nouse to shift a few bags

949
00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:41,433
to pay for the cabaret.

950
00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:46,200
So, hey, I'm not the dumb
fuck that everybody makes out.

951
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,033
Hey?

952
00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:51,633
I've gone a bit Mandela
there, you know.

953
00:47:51,733 --> 00:47:54,767
Hey, hey, and I get
my money today, huh?

954
00:47:54,867 --> 00:47:57,833
So skunk for tea.

955
00:47:57,933 --> 00:47:59,233
[singing]

956
00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:05,100
Frank, if you didn't
walk Cynthia home, who did?

957
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,033
Come on, Grandma.

958
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,133
Let's have you.

959
00:48:07,233 --> 00:48:08,967
Where has he gone again?

960
00:48:09,067 --> 00:48:10,933
Keep smiling, sweetheart.

961
00:48:11,033 --> 00:48:13,933
Just walk and keep
smiling, all right?

962
00:48:14,033 --> 00:48:15,200
Good girl.

963
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:18,633
Mushroom, get her home.

964
00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:20,500
[barking]

965
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,700
Fucking hell.

966
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,033
But I-- I wouldn't.

967
00:48:34,133 --> 00:48:36,500
I wouldn't, would I?

968
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,867
What?

969
00:48:37,967 --> 00:48:40,367
Why would-- how would
I dib in a Macready?

970
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:41,467
You know--

971
00:48:41,567 --> 00:48:42,833
Frankly, Frank, it's
a bit late for that.

972
00:48:42,933 --> 00:48:44,300
No, seriously, don't.

973
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,467
Oh, no, no, huh-uh, if
you've heard all that,

974
00:48:47,567 --> 00:48:49,133
you know Frank's not in
the running for this.

975
00:48:49,233 --> 00:48:50,467
I want it in a
written statement.

976
00:48:50,567 --> 00:48:52,167
No, Not no, that's
your noose, Frank.

977
00:48:52,267 --> 00:48:54,133
If you don't, I'll let you go.

978
00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:55,667
And you can take your
chances with Growbag.

979
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,333
Don't, Dad, seriously.

980
00:48:57,433 --> 00:48:58,700
No way.

981
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,033
Eh?

982
00:49:01,133 --> 00:49:05,333
All right, you testify
in both investigations--

983
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:06,900
Mrs. Feltz, Vince Macready.

984
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,233
Who?

985
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,900
Growbag, which guarantees
you full privileges,

986
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,133
the official witness
protection program,

987
00:49:14,233 --> 00:49:15,900
you have no other option, Frank.
-

988
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,800
KEV: Don't do it, mate.

989
00:49:36,733 --> 00:49:38,633
MAN: He's out cold.

990
00:49:38,733 --> 00:49:40,600
[laughter]

991
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:48,500
What time do you call this?

992
00:49:52,367 --> 00:49:54,367
Fuck, I've been
in a coma 10 hours.

993
00:49:54,467 --> 00:49:56,200
You've been knocked
out for 10 minutes.

994
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,567
The rest you slept through.

995
00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:59,367
Saint Mary's, if it
makes any difference.

996
00:49:59,467 --> 00:50:02,600
Right, police guards and shit?

997
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:04,100
We're here.

998
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:10,100
And am I on full expenses
for whatnot, the witness thing?

999
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,667
Frank, fuck off.

1000
00:50:11,767 --> 00:50:13,900
As soon as she's done with your
stitches, you're on your own.

1001
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,200
Oh, fuck, they'll shred me.

1002
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,033
They'll fucking shred me.

1003
00:50:18,133 --> 00:50:21,133
Preventing that is
totally within your power.

1004
00:50:21,233 --> 00:50:23,067
Give me a supportable statement.

1005
00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:26,567
I get CPS to grant
you protected status.

1006
00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:29,067
Either way, you're going
somewhere you've never been.

1007
00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:30,733
So don't forget your
toothbrush, eh, Frank?

1008
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:40,700
Any chance of a
nosh, chubby chops?

1009
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,667
[groaning]

1010
00:50:47,367 --> 00:50:49,433
JAMIE: All right, I
give you a phrase.

1011
00:50:49,533 --> 00:50:51,100
You give me the
name of the book.

1012
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,533
Bright eyes.

1013
00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:55,133
Most haunted.

1014
00:50:55,233 --> 00:50:56,967
Oh, we have no
carrots, so I'll give you

1015
00:50:57,067 --> 00:50:58,600
extra onion gravy, all right?

1016
00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:05,033
Pass us an onion gravy, Frank.

1017
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,767
JAMIE: Who said in which
film, "please, sir,

1018
00:51:13,867 --> 00:51:15,067
can I have some more?"

1019
00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:16,333
Bobby Sands.

1020
00:51:16,433 --> 00:51:17,233
Jamie.

1021
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:20,867
Take over, Paxman.

1022
00:51:20,967 --> 00:51:22,167
How'd you get here?

1023
00:51:22,267 --> 00:51:23,800
Through Highgrove Park.

1024
00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:25,233
Right, these should fit.

1025
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,300
Fuck off, they're mine.

1026
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,667
That is going nowhere near him.

1027
00:51:27,767 --> 00:51:30,367
Oi, this is all down to
you shamrock gobshites.

1028
00:51:30,467 --> 00:51:32,000
The least you owe
me is protection,

1029
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,533
free bar, and sustenance.

1030
00:51:33,633 --> 00:51:35,433
Well, he's not kicking
me out, the tramp.

1031
00:51:35,533 --> 00:51:37,767
This is the first place
the Macreadys will look.

1032
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:45,267
Ow, ow.

1033
00:51:45,367 --> 00:51:46,733
Fucking hell,
Osama Bin Deadawhile?

1034
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:48,033
[laughter]

1035
00:51:48,133 --> 00:51:49,500
Right, Frank, in the
shower, for fuck's sake.

1036
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,400
I'll stick some of me dad's
clothes outside the door.

1037
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:54,200
Frank, can I just say something,
while we're all in one room

1038
00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:55,300
here?

1039
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,633
We're all genuinely
gutted about the rooms.

1040
00:51:57,733 --> 00:51:59,133
And blameless,
lethal bullshit.

1041
00:51:59,233 --> 00:52:01,300
But I'm telling you, Frank,
if you had have done it,

1042
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,233
you'd be lucky to be alive.

1043
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:06,100
We were only wrong about you
decking a retarded pensioner,

1044
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,833
but that's because
you were elsewhere,

1045
00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:09,833
muling gak for a
reptile whose gear

1046
00:52:09,933 --> 00:52:11,467
you spunked and never paid for.

1047
00:52:11,567 --> 00:52:15,467
But never once was
I fingering you.

1048
00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:16,733
That was Geoffrey
and Bungle here.

1049
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:17,667
Fuck off.

1050
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,600
[shouting]

1051
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:27,933
Open the fucking door now.

1052
00:52:28,033 --> 00:52:29,033
Open the fucking door.

1053
00:52:31,233 --> 00:52:33,533
THUG: Get this fucking
door open, man.

1054
00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:36,500
[shouting]

1055
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,833
Where's Frank?

1056
00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:50,233
Macreadys are on their way.

1057
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,933
Frank's only dead if he's
lucky, I'm telling you.

1058
00:52:52,033 --> 00:52:52,867
Get him out of the bath.

1059
00:52:52,967 --> 00:52:53,767
Give me your car keys.

1060
00:52:53,867 --> 00:52:55,100
I'll disappear Frank.

1061
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,600
Quicker than that!

1062
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:01,433
Frank, move.

1063
00:53:01,533 --> 00:53:03,133
Where the fuck are
you taking me now?

1064
00:53:03,967 --> 00:53:06,100
Just get him in and in.

1065
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,667
FRANK: Not so
fucking rough, Karen.

1066
00:53:17,433 --> 00:53:19,100
Just give us enough
for a Holiday Inn then.

1067
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,033
Who do you think you are?

1068
00:53:21,133 --> 00:53:22,100
Says the prossie.

1069
00:53:38,233 --> 00:53:39,500
Relax.
It's a Muslim.

1070
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,233
[chuckling]

1071
00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:41,300
Nah, Ches, come on, mate.

1072
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,700
This is bad timing, this, mate.

1073
00:53:49,767 --> 00:53:50,767
Will you chill out?

1074
00:53:50,867 --> 00:53:52,033
Ches, seriously,
I can't, mate.

1075
00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:54,200
I've got Patty and
Stella out there.

1076
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,500
Where they belong, the tramps.

1077
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,833
There, light that.

1078
00:53:58,933 --> 00:54:01,100
She's teaching your Stella
Paddy rebel songs, you know.

1079
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,000
We do that.

1080
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:03,333
It's fucking Guantanamo.

1081
00:54:03,433 --> 00:54:05,633
[laughter]

1082
00:54:09,233 --> 00:54:10,633
I'm scared to go out.

1083
00:54:10,733 --> 00:54:12,400
Yeah, I'm not surprised,
with that scraggy, old turnip.

1084
00:54:15,733 --> 00:54:17,400
Can I say turnip?
[laughter]

1085
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,867
Fuck.

1086
00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:19,867
Look.

1087
00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:22,033
And stay in your cot, two secs.

1088
00:54:26,633 --> 00:54:32,533
(SINGING) I said, baby,
you set my soul on fire.

1089
00:54:32,633 --> 00:54:33,667
Where is he?

1090
00:54:33,767 --> 00:54:35,967
He'll be ages yet.

1091
00:54:36,067 --> 00:54:38,100
These won't last two minutes.

1092
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,500
I'll sort you a lift home.

1093
00:54:42,567 --> 00:54:43,533
Taxi, please.

1094
00:54:43,633 --> 00:54:48,767
(SINGING) Baby, never
should say never.

1095
00:54:48,867 --> 00:54:53,233
I got a hurricane
inside my vein.

1096
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,400
WOMAN: Wouldn't you
like that, then?

1097
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,733
It would be nice, wouldn't it?
- Yeah.

1098
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,767
You couldn't split a fiver for
the slot machines, could you?

1099
00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:06,700
How are you?

1100
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,267
Hello again.

1101
00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:12,167
Wow, what a coincidence.

1102
00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,533
You and the mujidaddis, eh?

1103
00:55:13,633 --> 00:55:14,800
[laughter]

1104
00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,133
The jihadists.

1105
00:55:17,233 --> 00:55:19,400
You had 'em all sitting
about in your kitchen,

1106
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:22,367
fucking singing, songs you
couldn't even remember.

1107
00:55:22,467 --> 00:55:23,133
Name one.

1108
00:55:23,233 --> 00:55:25,067
Any fucking one.

1109
00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:26,667
Look, I knew plenty of songs.

1110
00:55:26,767 --> 00:55:28,567
I just mixed all the words up.

1111
00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:29,833
Hey.

1112
00:55:29,933 --> 00:55:32,767
They've stopped texting.

1113
00:55:32,867 --> 00:55:34,733
What have I done?

1114
00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:36,533
You serious?

1115
00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:38,567
I thought you said they
were scared shitless.

1116
00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:40,600
You said they were lethal.

1117
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:41,500
Yeah, they are.

1118
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,600
All they wanted from
me was bulk Jammie

1119
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:48,867
Dodgers at less than cost.

1120
00:55:48,967 --> 00:55:50,500
I told them to fuck right off.

1121
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,700
Yes, lad.

1122
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,600
Standard.

1123
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,400
I know, but look at all
this bleach I'm stuck with.

1124
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,167
And who else around
here buys bleach?

1125
00:56:04,767 --> 00:56:07,000
Fucking hell.

1126
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,333
So where's the helmet?

1127
00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:09,400
Hmm?

1128
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,500
Chatsworth to here
is five A-roads.

1129
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,900
Taxi.

1130
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:15,867
To see me?

1131
00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:19,400
It was, yeah.

1132
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,100
Jump or justice?

1133
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,333
Well, I've had a
couple of pervy accidents

1134
00:56:25,433 --> 00:56:27,667
thinking about the first,
you know, when we met.

1135
00:56:30,933 --> 00:56:32,600
But, hey, no, you
know, I'm no threat,

1136
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:33,900
'cause I'm happily married.

1137
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,433
Or I'm happily married
'cause I'm no threat.

1138
00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:37,200
Fuck it.

1139
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,700
You know what I mean.

1140
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,167
Hey, and just for the record,
I'm no pussy gimp, either.

1141
00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:42,500
But, uh, you know,
cheers, anyway.

1142
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,400
How are you?

1143
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,600
I'm good.

1144
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:47,433
You're being a bit thick
about Frank, no offense.

1145
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:54,067
Whatever happens, he's
rattling like a vibrator

1146
00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:56,400
in a biscuit tin, poor tramp.

1147
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,133
He's had it with your
lot if he doesn't

1148
00:56:58,233 --> 00:57:00,733
make a statement
against Mushroom,

1149
00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:03,667
Growbag's hit list if he does.

1150
00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:05,933
I don't need to do anything
with Frank except wait

1151
00:57:06,033 --> 00:57:07,933
for him to fall into prison.

1152
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:10,533
Then why are your
lads still out looking?

1153
00:57:10,633 --> 00:57:13,300
For reasons I can't disclose
and in the public's best

1154
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,267
interest, I want action
sooner than later, yeah.

1155
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:20,533
We could sort this out
if you stop being greedy.

1156
00:57:20,633 --> 00:57:22,667
Who the fuck do you
think you're talking to?

1157
00:57:22,767 --> 00:57:24,100
Wow.

1158
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,400
That's just given me a semi.

1159
00:57:28,867 --> 00:57:31,100
You can collar Growbag anytime.

1160
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,033
You want to flash
your tits upstairs.

1161
00:57:33,133 --> 00:57:35,533
Bagging Mushroom for
attempted murder and a swoop,

1162
00:57:35,633 --> 00:57:37,467
yeah, they're gonna
love you upstairs.

1163
00:57:37,567 --> 00:57:38,200
But I'm begging you.

1164
00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:40,933
Don't orphan Carl.

1165
00:57:41,033 --> 00:57:43,867
Being in charge is
crippling the lad, who's

1166
00:57:43,967 --> 00:57:47,633
dad we all know is innocent.

1167
00:57:47,733 --> 00:57:49,033
Please.

1168
00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:52,067
I'm begging you.

1169
00:57:52,167 --> 00:57:56,333
Bagging one Macready is
more than enough to flash

1170
00:57:56,433 --> 00:57:58,500
tits for your James Andertons.

1171
00:58:01,867 --> 00:58:05,067
What's Growbag's
thoughts on that?

1172
00:58:05,167 --> 00:58:08,167
You have nothing
without Growbag.

1173
00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:11,733
And if he can't hand his brother
over, which he won't, you

1174
00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:12,867
have nothing.

1175
00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:14,533
You have fuck
all without Frank.

1176
00:58:20,033 --> 00:58:21,467
I can trust you.

1177
00:58:21,567 --> 00:58:24,567
Where's Frank?

1178
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,667
Don't know how you
could have missed him.

1179
00:58:30,467 --> 00:58:33,433
Oh, you two-faced,
useless, little twat.

1180
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:34,500
It was me, Frank.

1181
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:35,767
Kev did that.

1182
00:58:35,867 --> 00:58:37,733
No, no, I want the full
Miranda, in front of witnesses.

1183
00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:38,933
Everybody, you can fuck off.

1184
00:58:39,033 --> 00:58:40,467
I'm sticking--

1185
00:58:40,567 --> 00:58:41,933
You're not being arrested,
you thick, stinking dick sack.

1186
00:58:42,033 --> 00:58:45,433
Well, what does
this look like then?

1187
00:58:45,533 --> 00:58:48,200
Easy, I'm not a
fucking terrorist.

1188
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:51,633
Crowing thrice, you
ginger-haired hanging basket.

1189
00:58:51,733 --> 00:58:52,733
Got me reasons.

1190
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:53,900
Well, I hope
you choke on them.

1191
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,167
Outside, now.

1192
00:59:05,467 --> 00:59:07,800
If you're banging her,
I'll bruise you, Kev.

1193
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,167
- Behave yourself.
- Oi.

1194
00:59:09,267 --> 00:59:10,267
You have, haven't you?

1195
00:59:10,367 --> 00:59:11,300
No.

1196
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,267
Look at me.

1197
00:59:12,367 --> 00:59:13,567
No, scout's honor,
dib, dib, dib.

1198
00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:15,167
Trust me, honor.

1199
00:59:15,267 --> 00:59:17,400
All right, I let
her watch me have

1200
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,667
a wank in the back of the car.

1201
00:59:18,767 --> 00:59:20,667
And she let me come on
her foot, bare foot.

1202
00:59:20,767 --> 00:59:22,200
But that's all.

1203
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:24,733
I could have had
the lot, but no.

1204
00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:25,667
[groan]

1205
00:59:34,733 --> 00:59:35,967
He's on his own
down her patch.

1206
00:59:36,067 --> 00:59:37,400
How is that safer?

1207
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:38,867
Oi, believe me.

1208
00:59:38,967 --> 00:59:41,500
He's safe with her
if this goes wrong.

1209
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,700
Look.

1210
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,267
Mimi, right, has got us an
appointment with Growbag

1211
00:59:45,367 --> 00:59:46,967
in a couple of hours.

1212
00:59:47,067 --> 00:59:48,867
Growbag's gonna have
to let Mushroom go.

1213
00:59:48,967 --> 00:59:50,233
You're not serious?

1214
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,500
Frank nails Mushroom in
a statement 'cause, well,

1215
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,633
come on.
He has to.

1216
00:59:53,733 --> 00:59:54,900
But he doesn't have to
testify against Growbag,

1217
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,267
which is good news.

1218
00:59:56,367 --> 00:59:57,567
Big deal, we're back
exactly where we started.

1219
00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,567
Except now we've got
information that Growbag

1220
00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:01,033
seriously needs to hear--

1221
01:00:01,133 --> 01:00:03,267
how, where, and when the
police are planning their big

1222
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,600
raid on his patch.
- How?

1223
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:05,500
How do we know that?

1224
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,067
From her.

1225
01:00:07,167 --> 01:00:08,533
Jesus, come here.

1226
01:00:08,633 --> 01:00:11,000
She's got her
reasons, apparently.

1227
01:00:13,033 --> 01:00:14,867
No, no, no, Carl,
you're not coming.

1228
01:00:14,967 --> 01:00:17,233
I've been talking to dealers
since I was in year three.

1229
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:20,500
Not ones connected with
three murders that we know of.

1230
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,367
Carl, if shit's going round
about your dad-- and it will--

1231
01:00:23,467 --> 01:00:25,500
and you hit the ceiling,
and it all kicks off,

1232
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,067
we're gonna end up buried
under a scrapyard somewhere.

1233
01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:30,400
Right, and if you come
back saying, I did my best,

1234
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,767
but it's a no, then,
Kev, I'll blame you.

1235
01:00:33,867 --> 01:00:35,233
Shift it, in the car.

1236
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,433
He's fetched us forward an hour.

1237
01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:39,500
How much are you ordering,
and what's your best price?

1238
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,333
KEV: Look,

1239
01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:46,467
KEV: Look, Mimi, right,
there's been a change of plans.

1240
01:00:46,567 --> 01:00:47,400
Fuck off.

1241
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,967
But Dad's looking
at five to seven

1242
01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:50,433
if Growbag doesn't
turn that kid in.

1243
01:00:50,533 --> 01:00:52,067
He worships his
little brother.

1244
01:00:52,167 --> 01:00:53,800
KEV: Then we'll have
to persuade him.

1245
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,133
No, fuck off.

1246
01:00:55,233 --> 01:00:58,467
He'll have your
necks on a butty.

1247
01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:01,233
And you can't just
change your mind.

1248
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,033
We've arranged everything.

1249
01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:04,600
What, Carl?

1250
01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:06,067
You're not gonna look so buxom
if this gets around, are you?

1251
01:01:06,167 --> 01:01:08,267
Ooh, Ma Maguire's lost the ball.

1252
01:01:08,367 --> 01:01:09,500
What's that gonna cost you?

1253
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,933
Shut your yap.

1254
01:01:11,033 --> 01:01:12,367
I'm going.

1255
01:01:12,467 --> 01:01:14,067
Things have been a lot
quieter around here since you

1256
01:01:14,167 --> 01:01:16,367
and Hindley fucked off.

1257
01:01:16,467 --> 01:01:18,433
Right, I'll meet you on
the corner of Springhill.

1258
01:01:18,533 --> 01:01:20,767
Hey, and it's just me and
Mimi doing the talking.

1259
01:01:20,867 --> 01:01:22,000
Promise, kiddo.

1260
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,067
Promise.

1261
01:01:41,867 --> 01:01:44,333
Jesus.

1262
01:01:44,433 --> 01:01:47,967
Quiet around here
without me, is it?

1263
01:01:48,067 --> 01:01:49,333
I'm one of your own, you--

1264
01:01:49,433 --> 01:01:51,767
you daft twat.

1265
01:01:51,867 --> 01:01:52,667
Fuck.

1266
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,033
[phone ringing]

1267
01:01:57,867 --> 01:01:58,733
Come on, Carl.

1268
01:01:58,833 --> 01:01:59,667
Come on.

1269
01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:06,233
FRANK: I was seeing her
home and, yeah, cadging,

1270
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:08,300
but no harm intended.

1271
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,400
And I walked her as
far as Panama two's.

1272
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,367
[phone vibrating]

1273
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,233
Yeah?

1274
01:02:25,333 --> 01:02:26,833
KEV (ON PHONE): Me going to
the Irish Pub's gone tits up.

1275
01:02:26,933 --> 01:02:27,767
Say again.

1276
01:02:27,867 --> 01:02:29,200
What went wrong?

1277
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:31,033
KEV (ON PHONE): Me, the bike,
no cars with four wheels

1278
01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:33,567
or without a body
in the fucking boot.

1279
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:34,500
Help.

1280
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,433
Second right,
then second left.

1281
01:02:37,533 --> 01:02:38,267
No, wait.

1282
01:02:38,367 --> 01:02:42,067
One, two, three, did I say two?

1283
01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:44,000
So then it's three.

1284
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:44,967
Is it?

1285
01:02:45,067 --> 01:02:46,567
Where's your thingy, you woman?

1286
01:02:46,667 --> 01:02:47,500
It got robbed.

1287
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,533
Second or third?

1288
01:02:48,633 --> 01:02:50,067
Remind me to get
our Shane to fix you

1289
01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,933
up with a cheapish one on me.

1290
01:02:52,033 --> 01:02:53,100
It'll be mine, anyway.

1291
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,200
Two or three?

1292
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:55,900
Who'd need more than one?

1293
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,433
Fucking turnings,
second or third?

1294
01:02:58,533 --> 01:02:59,333
Third!

1295
01:03:06,567 --> 01:03:07,400
Where's Kev?

1296
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:14,533
Turn round, Carl.

1297
01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:15,500
Fucking turn round.

1298
01:03:23,767 --> 01:03:24,667
All right?

1299
01:03:32,133 --> 01:03:34,600
[irish music]

1300
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:35,733
Fuck you.

1301
01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:39,567
Get fucked, you
big, dumb fluff bag.

1302
01:03:39,667 --> 01:03:40,500
Give us a bottle.

1303
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,667
Give us a bottle.
Come on, then.

1304
01:03:42,767 --> 01:03:46,000
I'll slash your fucking skittle
down to clinical average.

1305
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:47,000
Do you mind?

1306
01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:48,833
My daughter's fucking dancing.

1307
01:03:48,933 --> 01:03:50,800
Oh, fuck off.

1308
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:52,567
Double vodka and
a shot of Martini.

1309
01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:54,000
Snacks, if you want.

1310
01:04:01,933 --> 01:04:02,733
Undo their wheel nuts.

1311
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:07,067
What's happening now?

1312
01:04:07,167 --> 01:04:08,233
Tough Kev kicking off?

1313
01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:19,667
How's it hanging, D-I-Y-O-Y?

1314
01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:28,200
If that's undercover, I'm
Jeremy fucking Beadle.

1315
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:29,533
Who have you brought?

1316
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:30,467
No one.

1317
01:04:32,467 --> 01:04:34,733
I'm here because I
realize your other meeting

1318
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:37,533
is pointless without me.

1319
01:04:37,633 --> 01:04:42,633
Mimi, Carl, Kev Ball, when you
hear what we've got to say,

1320
01:04:42,733 --> 01:04:44,400
you'll regret all your threats.

1321
01:04:48,767 --> 01:04:49,600
Private.

1322
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,467
You brainless, two-faced
cow, what are youse doing here?

1323
01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:02,033
What did I tell you?

1324
01:05:02,133 --> 01:05:04,767
A filthy ten-incher in a skirt.

1325
01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:07,600
None of us wants any of this
overheard, least of all you.

1326
01:05:14,267 --> 01:05:15,600
This bit can only
come from you, mate.

1327
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,533
Come on.

1328
01:05:23,067 --> 01:05:24,400
Cynthia.

1329
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,133
I had nothing to do with that.

1330
01:05:26,233 --> 01:05:27,233
Your Mushroom did.

1331
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:33,000
Mushroom's never met Cynthia,
never been near her house.

1332
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,133
Attempted murder and rape.

1333
01:05:35,233 --> 01:05:36,867
MIMI: Oh, my God.

1334
01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:39,100
CARL: Since when?

1335
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,667
Her first question after
surgery was, am I pregnant?

1336
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:49,067
It all came up on
footage, this, been tracking

1337
01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:51,700
my dad's movements since when--

1338
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:52,633
that night.

1339
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,567
Not a word from Frank
offered or necessary,

1340
01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:03,333
I give you information
to avoid imminent raid

1341
01:06:03,433 --> 01:06:05,000
or raids by the drug squad.

1342
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:07,333
We let this one go.

1343
01:06:07,433 --> 01:06:08,967
We?

1344
01:06:09,067 --> 01:06:12,900
You're not drug
squad, unlike your ex.

1345
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:18,267
Gus Carroll, how
is their new baby?

1346
01:06:18,367 --> 01:06:23,733
Hazel eyes, feeding issues,
a stigmatism, two christenings,

1347
01:06:23,833 --> 01:06:25,600
and pyloric stenosis--

1348
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,067
he emails.

1349
01:06:28,167 --> 01:06:31,700
Carl, talk to him.

1350
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,467
Before we go from--

1351
01:06:34,567 --> 01:06:37,367
from thingy, you
get the dates of two

1352
01:06:37,467 --> 01:06:38,933
planned drug raids
on the table from

1353
01:06:39,033 --> 01:06:40,667
joint south and east divisions.

1354
01:06:40,767 --> 01:06:41,667
When?

1355
01:06:41,767 --> 01:06:42,967
Today, for all you know.

1356
01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:44,067
It's not today.

1357
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:45,567
You still have
time to shift out.

1358
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,200
But if it ain't soon, you'll
be leaving your shop beyond.

1359
01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:52,500
Plus, you cancel
my dad's debt.

1360
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,867
Get a job.

1361
01:06:53,967 --> 01:06:56,333
That's 2 and 1/2
grand Frank lost me.

1362
01:06:56,433 --> 01:06:57,500
Your dead dog
tried bumming him,

1363
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,367
and the shit went
all over the shop.

1364
01:06:59,467 --> 01:07:00,733
Did she?

1365
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:04,467
We have got a 14 million to
1 DNA match for your brother.

1366
01:07:04,567 --> 01:07:07,367
Forensic matches have
green paint from here

1367
01:07:07,467 --> 01:07:10,033
and witness ID from
Cynthia if we need it.

1368
01:07:10,133 --> 01:07:11,733
But she really doesn't
deserve that stress.

1369
01:07:13,967 --> 01:07:14,867
He did, Growbag.

1370
01:07:14,967 --> 01:07:16,000
He kicked the fuck out of her.

1371
01:07:20,267 --> 01:07:21,233
You've still got time.

1372
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
[phone dialing]

1373
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,533
Where's our Mushroom?

1374
01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:36,667
Keep him there.

1375
01:07:36,767 --> 01:07:42,300
Plus, I need town
transport, not you driving.

1376
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,000
Mushroom stays with me.

1377
01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:52,400
Nobody fetches him.

1378
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:55,033
I'll bring him in.

1379
01:07:55,133 --> 01:07:57,033
Can I, with a lawyer?

1380
01:07:59,633 --> 01:08:05,833
And you, you tell
Frank his slate's

1381
01:08:05,933 --> 01:08:08,933
clean once he's done
three 40-hour weeks

1382
01:08:09,033 --> 01:08:10,100
on the family stalls.

1383
01:08:39,867 --> 01:08:41,267
I'm here to ask a favor.

1384
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,900
Actually, you owe me big time,
so I'm call the favor in.

1385
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,067
Micky needs a place to stay,
so I said he could stop here.

1386
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,067
That's good of you.

1387
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:50,233
You could do with the company.

1388
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,400
I get enough company
with you coming

1389
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,567
around every two
minutes, telling

1390
01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:53,567
me we can't see each other.

1391
01:08:53,667 --> 01:08:55,033
Hiya.

1392
01:08:55,133 --> 01:08:56,733
Kel said you wouldn't mind.

1393
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,067
You could do with the company.

1394
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:01,133
No problem, Micky, me
shithole es su shithole.

1395
01:09:01,233 --> 01:09:04,067
Told you he wouldn't mind.

1396
01:09:04,167 --> 01:09:05,633
Micky could help
with the bills.

1397
01:09:05,733 --> 01:09:06,733
Such as they are.

1398
01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:08,000
Such as they are.

1399
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,267
And I can grab some
stuff from my mum's,

1400
01:09:09,367 --> 01:09:10,700
you know, make it a bit
more comfy and stuff.

1401
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:11,667
Like a Hoover.

1402
01:09:11,767 --> 01:09:12,567
Fumigation kit.

1403
01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:13,633
[laughter]

1404
01:09:14,967 --> 01:09:16,600
You'll have a great time here.

1405
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,067
Are you sure you don't mind?

1406
01:09:18,167 --> 01:09:22,133
Like she said, Kelly said,
could do with the company.

1407
01:09:22,233 --> 01:09:23,200
Lonely on my own.

1408
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:29,267
Ladies and
gentlemen, the moment

1409
01:09:29,367 --> 01:09:32,500
you've all been waiting for,
the man you've all been waiting

1410
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,133
for, the man you owe a
fucking fortune, so dig deep,

1411
01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:37,367
or you're gonna get some looks.

1412
01:09:37,467 --> 01:09:39,767
MAN: [inaudible]

1413
01:09:39,867 --> 01:09:41,000
Frank Gallagher!

1414
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:43,000
[cheering]

1415
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,967
Yeah!

1416
01:09:45,067 --> 01:09:45,967
Yeah!

1417
01:09:46,067 --> 01:09:48,933
Go on, freedom!

1418
01:09:49,033 --> 01:09:51,567
It's Daniel Day
Lewis, fucking what?

1419
01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:52,500
[inaudible]

1420
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,900
He's a knobhead.

1421
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,233
Oh, well, the
stillborn ultimatum.

1422
01:09:57,333 --> 01:09:58,567
Crossing a line there, swampy.

1423
01:09:58,667 --> 01:09:59,400
Well, come on.

1424
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:01,500
Well, where were you, Skywalker?

1425
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,867
Third party voyeurism,
bumming about in a car you

1426
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:05,867
probably couldn't afford.

1427
01:10:05,967 --> 01:10:06,767
[groan]

1428
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:08,800
MAN: Oh, hey.

1429
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:09,700
-

1430
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:10,800
CHESNEY: Carl.

1431
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:12,500
MAN: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

1432
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:13,433
Well done, mate.

1433
01:10:16,433 --> 01:10:18,967
You know what you
are to me, my lovely?

1434
01:10:19,067 --> 01:10:19,933
Cut it out.

1435
01:10:20,033 --> 01:10:22,167
No, come on, a total cunt.

1436
01:10:22,267 --> 01:10:24,633
Go on, drink on me.

1437
01:10:24,733 --> 01:10:29,667
Butch, a drink for the
offspring, son of the father.

1438
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:30,867
Oh, Butch, forget it.

1439
01:10:30,967 --> 01:10:32,767
This boy is staying
dry as a bone here.

1440
01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:34,000
I'm running Kev
back to Nottingham.

1441
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:35,800
Oh, are you-- are
you moving, Jaffa Cake?

1442
01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:40,633
Ladies and gentlemen,
please, put your hands

1443
01:10:40,733 --> 01:10:43,467
together for Ms. Cynthia Feltz.

1444
01:10:43,567 --> 01:10:46,200
[cheering]

1445
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:47,700
Here's the fella.

1446
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,067
Here's the fella.

1447
01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:53,633
He's my little lover, my
own personal Umpeldink.

1448
01:10:53,733 --> 01:10:56,800
Fuck off.
You stink of Dettol and shit--

1449
01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:59,000
Dettol and shit.

1450
01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:01,567
Yeah, so keep your
distance, Fuzzy Feltz.

1451
01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,533
No, they had to shave me.

1452
01:11:03,633 --> 01:11:04,800
[groaning]

1453
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:06,867
Everybody's eating.

1454
01:11:06,967 --> 01:11:08,533
Where's your purse, by the way?

1455
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,967
Someone want to clue her
in about double jeopardy?

1456
01:11:14,067 --> 01:11:16,400
[chuckling]

1457
01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:20,667
[tape rewinding]

1458
01:11:20,767 --> 01:11:23,767
CARL (ON TAPE): Fiona was 16
when she took over this family.

1459
01:11:23,867 --> 01:11:28,100
Debbie was about
11, well, 11 or 12.

1460
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,333
Lip never did, but only
'cause he was born knowing

1461
01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:32,067
about that kind of stuff.

1462
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:35,433
I'm 21 and never been asked.

1463
01:11:35,533 --> 01:11:37,767
[tape rewinding]

1464
01:11:46,467 --> 01:11:51,767
You know what's really true
and what's to be admired, Carl?

1465
01:11:51,867 --> 01:11:54,067
You've never hurt anybody
in your life, have you?

1466
01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:55,133
Of course, I fucking have.

1467
01:11:55,233 --> 01:11:56,867
Are you kidding?

1468
01:11:56,967 --> 01:11:59,033
Welsh Taffy, when I
busted his bollocks,

1469
01:11:59,133 --> 01:12:00,033
spent a fortnight in hospital.

1470
01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:01,767
Ask anybody.

1471
01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:03,800
Yeah, that's 'cause he
threatened your Debbie and you

1472
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:05,100
wanted to hurt him back, sure.

1473
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,300
But you've never hurt
anybody first, have you?

1474
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,367
Don't think I
wouldn't know how to.

1475
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:15,500
You should be
really proud of that.

1476
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,433
Cut it out, you poof.

1477
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:26,300
Neither of us wants
to hear me say this.

1478
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,033
You have your dad
to thank for that.

1479
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,300
[brakes squealing]

1480
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,300
[groan]

1481
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,033
[laughter]

1482
01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,167
Oi, fuck.

1483
01:12:36,267 --> 01:12:39,933
It'll be the airbag
next, you prick.

1484
01:12:40,033 --> 01:12:40,867
[brakes squealing]

1485
01:12:40,967 --> 01:12:42,500
Oi, you little Shit.

1486
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,233
Sorry, Kev.

1487
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:44,867
It's too fucking funny.

1488
01:12:44,967 --> 01:12:45,833
[laughter]

1489
01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,767
[groaning]

1490
01:12:52,733 --> 01:12:53,533
No.

1491
01:12:53,633 --> 01:12:56,033
[laughter]

1492
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,600
I'm not concentrating
on the road here.

1493
01:12:58,700 --> 01:13:00,467
[theme music]

1494
01:13:53,633 --> 01:13:56,567
[music playing]