1 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,400 Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:12,767 all about knowing fuck all about out needs to watch their backs. 3 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:16,133 So you've had your labor reclassifying scum, sending 4 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:19,767 prices sky high, literally-- literally taking 5 00:00:19,867 --> 00:00:21,833 the grass of it's own roots. 6 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:24,267 Now you've got your condemnation-- 7 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:26,800 liberals noshing Tories orders like altar 8 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,100 boys picking dimps up. 9 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,833 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 10 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:35,667 Is revolution a word, or was it never? 11 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:39,800 Anybody watching needs to know, we cope better than average 12 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,100 with irony in Chatsworth. 13 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,000 Well for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester 14 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,933 and they charge us for water. 15 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:52,533 I wandered lowly as a clown necking mushrooms rarely found, 16 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:55,700 green and pleasant land in ancient times. 17 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,833 Fucking-- 18 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:59,200 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak. 19 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:02,200 It's not there's any more. 20 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:05,233 This is our England now. 21 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,133 Party! 22 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,800 KELLY (VOICEOVER): I used to go out with this lad 23 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:15,167 in my teens, a real pin-up. 24 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:17,833 Blonde, blue-eyed, face of an angel. 25 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:20,933 If his timing had been better and his voice didn't sound 26 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:23,167 like a hot water bottle being trod on, 27 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:25,000 he could have been a contender, given Gary 28 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,167 and Robbie a run for the money. 29 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:28,567 Certainly had the looks, the moves. 30 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,933 He was charm personified. 31 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:33,300 Everyone loved him, everyone. 32 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,067 But not half as much as me. 33 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:39,400 He was everything I'd never had before or since, come 34 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,667 to think of it. 35 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,367 Attentive, considerate, generous, kind, until the night 36 00:01:44,467 --> 00:01:45,900 when he didn't take no as a no. 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,400 No. 38 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,833 KELLY (VOICEOVER): When I finally plucked up the courage 39 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:52,100 to tell, no one believed me. 40 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,067 He wouldn't do something like that, 41 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:58,600 but he did, and it taught me a really valuable lesson. 42 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:03,733 Sometimes devils come dressed as angels, 43 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,600 and angels come dressed as devils. 44 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:11,767 Only problem is, sometimes you won't find out which is which 45 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:14,067 until it's too fucking late. 46 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:17,233 [MUSIC - IGGY POP, "LUST FOR LIFE"] 47 00:02:39,633 --> 00:02:41,100 MUSIC: Lust for life. 48 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,500 I got a lust for life. 49 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,500 Have lust for life. 50 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,467 I got a lust for life. 51 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:52,900 Oh, lust for life. 52 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,467 I've got a lust for life. 53 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,267 I got a lust for life. 54 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:59,833 I've got a lust for life. 55 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:02,433 Lust for life. 56 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,833 Lust for life. 57 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:06,233 [religious singing] 58 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:10,367 SINGERS: When Jesus comes around. 59 00:03:13,967 --> 00:03:17,133 All that comes around. 60 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,333 Where there is darkness I shall bring light, 61 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:31,000 and where there is hatred I shall bring love, love, love. 62 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,433 SINGERS: Salvation. 63 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,167 All I fucking need, a McCartney 64 00:03:38,267 --> 00:03:41,667 to play against my Lennon. 65 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:46,000 SINGERS: You have it all. 66 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,167 Hallelujah. 67 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:56,367 See, one man's religion is God all arguing while those cracked 68 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,800 twats are peddling their shite, lining their pockets 69 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,633 and flattening the lives out of the vulnerable lonely. 70 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:02,967 Oh, fucking hell. 71 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:05,967 We're a non-profit making organization, actually. 72 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:07,133 Oh, L. Ron Hubbard. 73 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:08,633 You'll have to forgive him, Father. 74 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:10,233 I keep telling you, Mimi. 75 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,733 I'm not a priest, just one soul wanting to spread 76 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,367 a little happiness to another. 77 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,367 Would you be willing to put one up? 78 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,700 Anything we can do to help. 79 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,833 That's good to hear. 80 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:25,333 Bless you one and all. 81 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,600 What is it you lot are on, Ritalin? 82 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,967 What? 83 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,067 Scuse. 84 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,333 We haven't met. 85 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:46,067 Jesus. 86 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,800 Jesus O'Toole. 87 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,167 Religious family. 88 00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:50,733 Yeah, I was called Bernadette. 89 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,267 You know, until it came out and they realized I weren't a girl. 90 00:04:54,367 --> 00:04:58,333 I changed it by deed poll, in honor of the boss. 91 00:04:58,433 --> 00:04:59,733 Oh. 92 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,933 We had a lad called Moses in our class when I was a kid, yeah. 93 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,567 It got knocked over by a forklift truck 94 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,200 on work experience. 95 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:10,967 Have you got another poster? 96 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:12,600 It's just for college. 97 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,833 There's a few lost lambs there, I can tell you. 98 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:18,367 Your name is Mike. 99 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,133 Mikey. 100 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:21,567 Uh, Mick-- Micky. 101 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:22,500 Angel. 102 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,500 [heartbeat] 103 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,467 Stop it. 104 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,933 Michael was one of the Arch Angel's. 105 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,733 God's hard man. 106 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:29,767 Fighter. 107 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:30,700 Coming? 108 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,200 [fast heartbeat] 109 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,033 To the prayer meeting? 110 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:36,000 [heartbeat slows] 111 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,533 Yeah, OK. 112 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,133 Tell your big brother that next time he wants 113 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:50,667 something not to send you. 114 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,533 He needs to come in himself. 115 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,933 Will do. 116 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,033 Call it 20. 117 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:59,400 Be getting me arrested. 118 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,800 [camera clicking] 119 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,400 GRACE: I'll see you in court, then. 120 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:26,267 [religious singing] 121 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:29,633 Can't you do something about that? 122 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:31,633 Oh back off, miserable ass. 123 00:06:31,733 --> 00:06:33,600 Can't bother them for enjoying themselves. 124 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,767 Oh, I didn't mean bother them. 125 00:06:35,867 --> 00:06:37,267 Just meant burn them at the stake. 126 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,133 That'll shut the fuckers up. 127 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,633 Free country, Frank. 128 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,000 Only if you're a Christian fundamentalist, apparently. 129 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:48,067 Or some other vocal minority like you're fucking lot. 130 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:49,933 What do you mean by that? 131 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:51,500 Oh, you see? 132 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,267 Someone dares criticize, have an opinion, you're up in arms. 133 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:56,867 Dad, shut the fuck up. 134 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:59,233 No, you can't have a balanced discussion, 135 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,100 can't dare to disagree. 136 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,433 Oh, sorry that the vast majority of folk in the free world 137 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:07,367 don't share your point of view, vis a vis your god 138 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,900 and the way his representatives on Earth 139 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,267 are conducting themselves. 140 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:12,800 You're welcome to your opinion, Frank. 141 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:13,800 Oh, cheers. 142 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:14,767 I just don't want to hear it. 143 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:15,900 Yeah, don't we know it. 144 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,333 Someone dares to speak out to you 145 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:19,800 and you down them like a ton of bricks, literally, 146 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,400 in some parts of the world. 147 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,800 That's bang out of order, father. 148 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,333 No, Karen. 149 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:26,200 Blowing yourself up and taking folk with you who don't want 150 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,267 to go is banging out of order. 151 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:29,700 You need to watch what you're saying. 152 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,000 Or what? 153 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,100 You're going to get a fatwa on me, are you? 154 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,567 Frankie gets a fatwa? 155 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:38,433 [whistle] 156 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:40,933 See? 157 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:44,967 I'm not saying one religion is any better than the other. 158 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:45,967 They're all shite. 159 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,800 Shut up! 160 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,933 No, stay. 161 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,100 It's just the way of the ministry 162 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,167 of control pulling the strings. 163 00:07:52,267 --> 00:07:53,733 God's just a bogeyman. 164 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,167 That is so offensive. 165 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:58,767 Well, I'd rate buggering choirboys and abusing kids 166 00:07:58,867 --> 00:08:00,467 in care more offensive, maybe. 167 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,700 But hey, you know one man's Sistine Chapel 168 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,567 ceiling is another man's floor. 169 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:07,233 So all Catholics bugger choir boys, do they? 170 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,567 Yeah. 171 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,000 Can't say I have. 172 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,567 Shane? 173 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,133 [music playing] 174 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:21,033 [chanting] 175 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:25,767 I've been here ages. 176 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:27,467 Sam devil incarnate. 177 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,500 I'd be insulted if I knew what it meant. 178 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,233 What's this? 179 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,833 What are you playing at? 180 00:08:31,933 --> 00:08:33,467 Just trying to raise awareness. 181 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:35,367 Not outside my place of work, you're not. 182 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:36,567 You're a whore. 183 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:39,533 Uh, a little Old Testament for my taste, but yep. 184 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:42,233 I thought you were here to get everyone happy clappy, 185 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:44,000 not interfere with the way I earn my living 186 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,167 or give an opinion on it. 187 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:47,467 Let's pray, Kelly. 188 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:48,933 Join me. 189 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,333 Be forgiven. 190 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:53,033 I'll be on my knees as soon as I clock on for work, 191 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,267 and you'll be flat on your back if you 192 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,100 don't call your bitches off. 193 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,133 I don't want or need your forgiveness. 194 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,833 It's the Almighty you're asking to forgive. 195 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:05,800 And be honest, you could do with a little guidance in your life. 196 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,300 Oh. 197 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,167 Tanya could have done with some, too. 198 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:15,067 With light in her life, she could 199 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,567 avoided a lot of heartache. 200 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:17,533 How the fuck do you-- 201 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:18,433 Move. 202 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:25,200 And there's plenty more where that came from too. 203 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:31,267 I'm here to help, Kelly. 204 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:32,000 Let me. 205 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,167 What's going on? 206 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:35,133 How'd you know about Tanya? 207 00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:36,600 How'd you know about my sister? 208 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,533 What's happening? 209 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:39,267 Let the love in, Kelly. 210 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:42,000 The fuck did you know my name? 211 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,467 All right, pal, what are you up to? 212 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:45,800 Spreading the word. 213 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:48,033 Well fucking spread it somewhere else. 214 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,400 Jesus loves you, Shane. 215 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,733 I'm praying for you. 216 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,167 He knows your name. 217 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,533 And he knows our names. 218 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:15,267 [music playing] 219 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:18,900 (SINGING) Someone's praying, me lord. 220 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Kumbaya. 221 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:26,767 Oh, Lord, kumbaya. 222 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,333 He knew things about me, me family. 223 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:30,533 They've been here a week. 224 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,233 He could have asked someone your name. 225 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,367 Every now and then, you do come across a holy man who has 226 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,367 a direct link to him upstairs. 227 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,033 He's got those eyes though, aren't they? 228 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,600 They look right in to you. 229 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,133 He'll know your every vice. 230 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:43,533 See right in to our souls. 231 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:44,567 FRANK: Sickening, Kelly. 232 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:47,500 Smoke and mirrors like all religions, 233 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,167 except yours, obviously. 234 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:52,233 Fear of an all seeing, all knowing, unforgiving 235 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:55,300 deity that doesn't even exist. 236 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,800 Except yours, as previously mentioned. 237 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,267 Hang on. 238 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,067 Got to admit, it's been a bit nicer since he arrived. 239 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,633 Let me give you help. 240 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,200 Kids off the street, all on the bus. 241 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,267 Socializing instead of making nuisances of themselves. 242 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,600 Stop. 243 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,467 SINGERS: Hallelujah. 244 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,767 Praise the lord. 245 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,600 Jesus is doing no harm. 246 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,333 You dropped your purse. 247 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:23,267 Thank you. 248 00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:29,700 Apart from picketing my business 249 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,100 and threatening to expose my clientele, you mean. 250 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,400 They're here to save a few souls. 251 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,000 Let them fill their boot and move on. 252 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,467 I mean, how much harm are a gang of Bible-bashers 253 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:39,300 going to do us, eh? 254 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,133 [laughter] 255 00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:53,000 [muffled screaming] 256 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,200 [groan] 257 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,733 KELLY: You touch me and you're dead. 258 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:10,467 I'm a Maguire-- and when they find out what you're doing 259 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:11,300 to one of their own-- 260 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,500 At least I got the right one. 261 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,433 Ow! 262 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,033 Marty? 263 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,567 Me nuts. 264 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,100 [laughing] 265 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:35,133 We were in Spain, paradise, happiest ever. 266 00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:38,567 We had each other, the kids. 267 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,000 So what happened? 268 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,833 Couldn't give her what she wanted. 269 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,200 I tried. 270 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,633 Had this job in Fuengirola. 271 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,100 I mean nothing, we were just scraping by, 272 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,367 but we were together. 273 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,833 Before long-- 274 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:52,833 [sneeze] 275 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:55,567 She found someone who could give her what she wanted. 276 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,500 She left you? 277 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,267 Took me kids. 278 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,267 Arsin', arsin', arsin' around behind 279 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:03,133 me back with some greasy wop. 280 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,500 Wops are Italian. 281 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,833 You were in Spain? 282 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,033 They're all the same. 283 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,400 Gel-wearing, tight trousered bastards. 284 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,767 Put the fire out. 285 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:17,533 She-- she put out the fire-- desire that I felt for her. 286 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:20,800 So you're back here. 287 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,333 [gasps] 288 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,667 S-sorry. 289 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,567 Who is it? 290 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,400 Mum. 291 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,200 It's Carol? 292 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,000 I had no idea she-- 293 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,567 [sniffling] 294 00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:47,133 You have had a shit time of it, haven't you? 295 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,367 But you can't stay here. 296 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,633 I'll have a word with Shane. 297 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,700 It'll only be the couch, but at least you'll 298 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,100 be warm, safe, huh, Marty? 299 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,000 There's a prayer meeting at eight. 300 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,033 Does it look like I go to prayer meetings? 301 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:13,267 Looks like you need to. 302 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,800 There's an Xbox on the bus. 303 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,733 PS3. 304 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:16,633 Wii. 305 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:17,900 What's your name? 306 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,533 Mephistopheles. 307 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,233 Call him Meff for short. 308 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:25,367 I've been sent by God to save you. 309 00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,733 Oh, yeah? 310 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,867 Many women bigger, wiser, and on the legal side of puberty 311 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:32,100 to you have tried to save me and failed spectacularly. 312 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,800 Vernon Francis Gallagher. 313 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,633 Nine children to two different women, 314 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:37,533 claiming disability benefits on and off 315 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:41,167 for a back condition which only materializes at the same time 316 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,200 as the possibility of a job. - What are you? 317 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,533 Some sort of Lib Dem Tory spy? 318 00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:48,100 Receiving child benefits intended for your dependents 319 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,067 for almost 30 years, but that money's 320 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,433 never put a meal on the table, clothes on their backs. 321 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:55,867 Me and my benefits are classified information. 322 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,400 It's death, Frank. 323 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,300 A crime not only against your fellow man, but God himself? 324 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,000 Oh, I don't give a toss about me fellow man. 325 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,933 And as for God-- 326 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:07,667 [raspberry] 327 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:11,033 [religious singing] 328 00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:13,567 Who the fuck are you? 329 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:17,500 SINGERS: You have control. 330 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,500 See the light! 331 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,333 SHANE: Fuck that. 332 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,300 He's on his own in that shitty squat the junkies used to use. 333 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,633 Yeah? 334 00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,900 I don't want this Marty staying here, Veronica's brother. 335 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,500 Oh, we need a fucking arsonist. 336 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,700 Micky. 337 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,333 [upbeat music playing] 338 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,933 He's got no where to live. MIMI: Micky! 339 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,433 [upbeat music playing] 340 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,100 I wouldn't be able to leave a match. 341 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,033 [upbeat music playing] 342 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,000 --or a lighter out-- 343 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:56,933 [groaning] 344 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,133 MICKY: Oh, God. 345 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,333 --for fear of him torching the place. 346 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,300 God, oh God. 347 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,567 He's got a right pottymouth. 348 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:03,767 [groaning] 349 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:05,733 Fuck this, fuck that, fuck the other. 350 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,133 Every other way it's fucked. 351 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,467 - Or twat. - Who? 352 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,867 Marty. 353 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,733 He used to shout "cunt flaps" at the nuns from St. Maurice's 354 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,133 Cilla will pick that up in no time. 355 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,833 Imagine it. "Cunt flaps." 356 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,100 You've got a spare room, haven't you? 357 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,433 No chance. 358 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:18,800 Well you said that without moving your lips. 359 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900 Yeah, well he's a bit of a liability. 360 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,467 [knocking] - Oh, for fuck's sake. 361 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:25,900 Were you in on this, Ches? 362 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,833 Yeah, too right. 363 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:27,733 Good. 364 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:28,900 Did you call Lilian? 365 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,100 Oh, can't get through. 366 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,067 SHANE: Micky, you know where she is, don't you? 367 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:37,167 [MUSIC PLAYING - "THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY"] 368 00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,367 [moaning] 369 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,800 If the car's a-rocking, don't come knocking. 370 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,067 I've gone mobile. 371 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,967 I couldn't get a punter past the God squad, 372 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,000 so I've launched feels on wheels. 373 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,400 [moaning] 374 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,567 It's an orgy. 375 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,167 It didn't start like that. 376 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,167 Two of them were late, and they're only appointments, 377 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,467 so it all went crashing. 378 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,733 So I thought oh, to hell with it and I chucked 379 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,233 them all in there at once. 380 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,667 I take a 10% cut and keep film and distribution rights. 381 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:18,200 They're being filmed? 382 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,300 Right. 383 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,633 Little tiny camera's the size of matchsticks. 384 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:22,000 They haven't even got a clue. 385 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,333 MIMI: Who'd want to watch that? 386 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,100 MICKY: There's a big market for chubby chasers. 387 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,700 I knock out DVDs on the computer, 388 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:31,067 take them down the car boot on a Saturday, make a mint. 389 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,267 We're going to see Jesus. 390 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,933 I'm fucked off with the effect his Crusade's 391 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:37,000 having on business. 392 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,900 I'll be with you in spirit but if it's a ruck 393 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,067 I won't be of any use. 394 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,767 You're getting on a bit, so. 395 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:47,333 No, it's my love eggs. 396 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,867 Last time I was involved in a tussle, I lost one. 397 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,733 And one of the girls had to come down and suction it out 398 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,700 with the holes off the Dyson. 399 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,700 Ah. 400 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,467 I just threw up a little bit. 401 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:58,933 So have I. 402 00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:06,467 [MUSIC PLAYING - "THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY"] 403 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,700 [gunshots] 404 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:21,233 [MUSIC PLAYING - "THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY"] 405 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,267 Get your boss out here now or else 406 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,467 you'll be meeting your maker a bit quicker than you fucking 407 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:26,867 imagined. 408 00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:29,667 You want to play it the hard way, well that's fine with us. 409 00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,100 Stop this, please. 410 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,433 For the love of God, stop. 411 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:34,967 None of this would be happening if you had 412 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,500 come out when you were told. 413 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,333 We want your pickets removed from outside our businesses. 414 00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,100 There's a message to be spread, Chesney. 415 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,033 Your brains will be the only thing being 416 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,833 spread if you don't listen up. 417 00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,733 JAMIE: You're eating into our profits. 418 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,633 That's not on. 419 00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,733 Your trade breeds misery. 420 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,167 Families ripped apart. 421 00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:53,200 People have a freedom of choice. 422 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,633 I can't stand idly by and watch 423 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:59,933 men and women drown in the very thing that you sell. 424 00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:03,033 Look at Frank, the happiness his children 425 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,000 have missed out on through his addiction. 426 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,600 If you knew Frank, you'd know his kids 427 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,600 have had a lucky escape. 428 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,833 Call them off. 429 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,100 We're here to do God's work. 430 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,667 Peace and love. 431 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:21,267 I can't call that off. 432 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,033 Can't ask it to stop. 433 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:26,833 Well, then, you leave us no choice. 434 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:31,933 You can't call it off, but I can. 435 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:35,067 [angelic choir] 436 00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:41,033 [wolf howling] 437 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:46,033 So all the cloak and dagger? 438 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,300 Why jump me in the street? 439 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,867 Why not just knock round? 440 00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:52,867 I'm on the run, didn't want it out. 441 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:53,767 From? 442 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:56,267 I didn't pay maintenance. 443 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,767 I didn't have it, Kel. 444 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,900 When she kicked me out I ended up sleeping on the beach, 445 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,100 I lost my job, I didn't have a pot to piss in. 446 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,467 Beside-- family she moved in with is loaded. 447 00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:10,633 It's not like the kid went short. 448 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,867 What? 449 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:13,800 You haven't swore. 450 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,533 Fuck. 451 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,433 Yeah. 452 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,867 Shane doesn't want you staying. 453 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:29,400 So I thought the best thing we could do 454 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,067 would be to make this place as comfy as we can. 455 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,467 Got a duvet cover there, too. 456 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,433 Anything else you want? 457 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:39,633 Fuck. 458 00:20:39,733 --> 00:20:41,600 [dramatic music] 459 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,500 Is that your Tourette's back? 460 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:53,967 I'll ask one of the girls to pop around. 461 00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,067 You got a type? 462 00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:58,367 Uh One blonde. 463 00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,267 About your size. 464 00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,867 Lillian will be docking me pay. 465 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:05,800 Bye. 466 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,700 Yeah. 467 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,700 [soft music] 468 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,533 JAMIE (ON PHONE): It's me, leave a message. 469 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:37,000 There's nothing going on here, so I'll leave it 470 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,767 an hour or so then head home. 471 00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:41,267 If you're at the Jockey, don't worry about rushing back. 472 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,600 Bath and bed when I get in. 473 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,100 I'm knackered. 474 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,300 Have a good 'un. 475 00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:51,400 Love you. 476 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,667 [gasp] 477 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:02,700 [laughing] 478 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,000 Hey leave them, huh? 479 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,467 Shut me self, then. 480 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:12,267 Oh my-- what do you think you're doing? 481 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:15,733 I know I'll go push one, and all because-- 482 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,633 [laughing] 483 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,867 GRACE: Am I questioning my purity? 484 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:30,267 KIDS: Am I questioning my purity. 485 00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:32,167 GRACE: Am I questioning my faith? 486 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,567 KIDS: Am I questioning my faith. 487 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:37,367 Now and forever, amen. 488 00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:40,833 KIDS: Now and forever, amen. 489 00:22:40,933 --> 00:22:42,933 All right, crisps and pop coming up. 490 00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,000 Enjoy. 491 00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:51,000 You missed it by a session. 492 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,500 I know. 493 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,267 You can't just turn up for the games, crisps, and pop. 494 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:56,600 You can't just reap the reward, you have to put the time in. 495 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,800 It's all new to me. 496 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,133 Like a big family, isn't it? 497 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:04,467 I'll be on time next time. 498 00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:10,633 Um, I'm sure God wouldn't mind me making an exception. 499 00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:12,000 Monster Munch or Nibletts? 500 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,800 Your cronies are fucking up business in the pub. 501 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:24,700 And the shop. 502 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,833 And Lilian's. 503 00:23:25,933 --> 00:23:27,833 MIMI: You have to stop, now. 504 00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:30,067 I can't. 505 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,800 I wouldn't put myself in the middle of it, Patty. 506 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,967 Jesus was never afraid of a fight and neither am I, Jamie. 507 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,200 I'd sooner not do this. 508 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,500 Well then don't. 509 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,100 Leave the devil behind and look for salvation 510 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,433 before it's too late. 511 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:44,167 I want you off the estate this time tomorrow. 512 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,000 MIMI: No wonder your crew knew all there 513 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,333 is to know about everyone. 514 00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:11,267 The font of all knowledge, eh? 515 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,900 I know how people might redeem themselves. 516 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,900 Since he's shone his light my life is finally worth living, 517 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,100 and yours could be too, so hallelujah. 518 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,400 Hallelujah. 519 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:26,300 Join us in the light and let his love 520 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,200 illuminate the darkest corners of your life. 521 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,633 I don't really do religion. 522 00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:31,800 I'm a Catholic. 523 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,267 Do you think the Lord will forgive 524 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:34,833 you for all you've done? 525 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,733 Beware. 526 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,067 You beware. 527 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:39,533 If you think I'm going to let you 528 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:42,700 and yours fuck up my nearest and dearest, you're wrong. 529 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,867 No one messes with my family. 530 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:46,800 You think we're a pushover. 531 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:47,733 Think again. 532 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,133 Blow it out your ass. 533 00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:50,533 I'm New Testament. 534 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:54,567 Your mumbo jumbo scaremonger is lost on me. 535 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,967 You want trouble, Patty? 536 00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:57,200 Bring it on. 537 00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:01,067 Verily God will visit upon you fire 538 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:05,200 and brimstone and damnation. 539 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,967 You shall weep, Mimi. 540 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:10,500 They all shall weep! 541 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,100 Pepperoni, madam. 542 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,067 Extra basil, like you asked. 543 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:24,700 I meant on the pizza. 544 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,900 Well basil on tap. 545 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,033 You can have it any time you want now. 546 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:34,700 I'm glad you're not in a hurry to go home. 547 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,933 No one to hurry to. 548 00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:39,133 Shane's out on family business. 549 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,200 You mean kicking somebody's ass? 550 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,333 Or telling somebody they're going to be getting their ass 551 00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:44,333 kicked. 552 00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:45,733 Not sure what he get's up to, lately, 553 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,333 but I'm pretty sure it involves asses and kicking. 554 00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:52,833 Can't be easy being married to a Maguire. 555 00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:53,767 Hm. 556 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,000 Bit of a effort, lately. 557 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,467 All marriages go through funny patches, eh? 558 00:26:05,567 --> 00:26:06,300 Yeah. 559 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,967 It can just be a funny patch. 560 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,300 Yeah. 561 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,800 Mom says I need to be on red alert. 562 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,033 What does that mean? 563 00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:15,300 Patty and her pals have made a threat, 564 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,233 which mom thinks we need to take seriously, 565 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,967 so there's a family pow-wow later to decide the next move. 566 00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:21,467 Hiya. 567 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:22,900 What you been up to? 568 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,267 Eh, not much. 569 00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:26,733 Somebody got their ass kicked, that's all. 570 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,900 You? 571 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,533 Been with a client. 572 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:31,567 You smoke that? 573 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:33,500 It's basil. 574 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,533 You gave it a name? 575 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:35,467 No, Micky. 576 00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:37,133 Everyone calls it basil. 577 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:38,633 What's it for? 578 00:26:38,733 --> 00:26:40,000 Cooking. 579 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,233 Stick it in a pasta, topping pizzas. 580 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,633 SHANE: We're having pasta again? 581 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:44,967 No, we're not having pasta. 582 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,400 The fuck you buy it for, then? 583 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,400 It's a gift. 584 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,033 Oh, some pervs buying you a plant 585 00:26:49,133 --> 00:26:51,133 and that's a thank you for being to fuck you? 586 00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:52,400 It wasn't a perv. 587 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,300 It was Marty. 588 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,000 So he's buying you a plant? 589 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,567 Shane. 590 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:11,000 Punters have bought me watches before now, red roses marking 591 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,733 the anniversary of when they first fucked me-- 592 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:15,700 and you and me, we laughed at that. 593 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,100 Why's it bothering you? 594 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,033 You do not buy a plant. 595 00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:21,367 We're just having a laugh. 596 00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:23,567 We just got talking about the stuff we like-- 597 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:24,967 Shane. 598 00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:26,967 [MUSIC - IGGY POP, "LUST FOR LIFE"] 599 00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:30,500 Shane, come on, this is stupid. 600 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,500 Shane, we-- 601 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,400 Fuck off. 602 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:33,467 It's a plant. 603 00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:34,900 A fucking plant. 604 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,533 It was a joke, a thank you. 605 00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:37,433 That's all. 606 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,467 Shane, stop it! 607 00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:45,367 Shane! 608 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,633 Shane, stop it! 609 00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:51,533 Shane? 610 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:52,467 KELLY: Please stop it. 611 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:54,133 No, no, no. 612 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:57,367 JESUS: Shane, leave it, leave it. 613 00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,500 Fuck off. 614 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,100 It's none of your business, fucking new one. 615 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,267 JESUS: Are you OK? 616 00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:04,167 KELLY: Please, please. 617 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:08,000 The fuck are you doing? 618 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,533 Fuck is this about? 619 00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:13,600 There's no need, absolutely no need. 620 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,900 He stays away. 621 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 You don't say who can and can't-- 622 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:23,500 You are my wife, Kelly Maguire. 623 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,667 You got that? 624 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:25,600 Maguire. 625 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,433 Don't I fucking know it? 626 00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:29,533 Come on. 627 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:31,533 I said, come on. 628 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,033 [kelly crying] 629 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,700 GRACE: What should happen around here? 630 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,167 Better than where I used to live. 631 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:47,800 Shouldn't even be talking to each other. 632 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,667 Being on opposing sides, you mean? 633 00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:52,900 Maguires have asked me to find out what your lot are planning. 634 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,967 And I've been asked to find out 635 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,433 what the Maguires are planning. 636 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:56,633 Heh. 637 00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:59,967 Fucking fuck them all. 638 00:29:00,067 --> 00:29:01,767 I'll pray for your soul. 639 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,267 Don't you ever get pissed off? 640 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,133 I mean, bored, doing this all the time? 641 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:09,167 If I can get through to one person, just one, 642 00:29:09,267 --> 00:29:10,533 it'll be worthwhile. 643 00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:12,467 [phone ringing] 644 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,033 Yes, man. 645 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,433 Never just want a bit of fun? 646 00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:21,667 I do have fun. 647 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:24,600 I enjoy my work, my mission. 648 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:27,400 Look, I believe in God, but only for an hour on Sunday. 649 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,767 It hasn't taken over my whole life. 650 00:29:29,867 --> 00:29:31,600 It needs to. 651 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,067 Don't you just want a bit of excitement? 652 00:29:58,633 --> 00:30:00,267 SHANE: These fuckers are harder than we 653 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:03,767 thought, willing to go to any lengths to prove their point. 654 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:07,000 KELLY: Might not be them. 655 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,533 Who else could it have been? 656 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:11,733 MIMI: I told Patty the score, she threw down the gauntlet, 657 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:13,900 this is war. 658 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,167 So much for peace and goodwill, eh? 659 00:30:17,267 --> 00:30:20,400 Me and my Brendan was involved in an explosion, once. 660 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:24,867 1972, we were on a cruise celebrating his anniversary 661 00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:26,567 having dinner at the captain's table 662 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:31,000 when suddenly this god almighty bang, and the ship tipped. 663 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,000 Felt it wham. 664 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,800 And within an hour the whole vessel were upside down. 665 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:36,700 We were trapped. 666 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:43,967 That was the Poseidon Adventure. 667 00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:46,567 Did it not happen? 668 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,100 SHANE: So we're just going to sit here let him them 669 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,367 away with it? 670 00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:51,600 Would you be doing this if I'd have 671 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:54,467 been blown to fucking pieces? MIMI: No. 672 00:30:54,567 --> 00:30:55,867 So what do we do? 673 00:30:55,967 --> 00:30:57,967 We go round there and we nail them. 674 00:30:58,067 --> 00:30:59,400 You mean kill them? 675 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,900 What-- kill Jesus? 676 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,400 Kill them all. 677 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,367 We tried the gentle approach and they wouldn't listen. 678 00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:08,033 Your answer to everything, that, isn't it? 679 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,767 What do you suggest? 680 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:12,000 I don't know, anything but that. 681 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,767 It's just wrong. 682 00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:14,933 It's all wrong. 683 00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:16,367 JAMIE: This time tomorrow, our problem 684 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:18,167 will no longer be our problem. 685 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:30,067 Kel, Kel. 686 00:31:30,167 --> 00:31:30,967 Are you OK? 687 00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:31,900 He didn't hit you? 688 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,133 He wouldn't fucking dare. 689 00:31:34,233 --> 00:31:35,767 Don't come round again, Mart. 690 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,133 Why? 691 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,333 He'll kill you. 692 00:31:43,433 --> 00:31:45,667 Well, I can't just stop seeing you. 693 00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:46,967 Well you're gonna have to. 694 00:31:47,067 --> 00:31:47,900 I can't. 695 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,833 Why the fuck not? 696 00:31:48,933 --> 00:31:50,500 Because I love you. 697 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,133 [dramatic music] 698 00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:53,433 Holy-- 699 00:31:58,433 --> 00:31:59,300 I love you. 700 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,133 You sure you're OK? 701 00:32:08,233 --> 00:32:09,233 Fine, thanks. 702 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:10,367 Plenty. 703 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:13,667 If you're agreeable, you could stay with us. 704 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,133 Come with us. 705 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,600 Join our crusade. 706 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,500 You mean it? 707 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:21,633 Indeed we do. 708 00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:26,200 Where's Grace? 709 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:30,100 Upstairs having a lie down. 710 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,300 I'm off on a few messages. 711 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,833 If you need anything, just call for Jesus. 712 00:32:35,933 --> 00:32:36,767 I'll be in the office. 713 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,267 [thunder] 714 00:32:58,567 --> 00:32:59,833 What you doing? 715 00:32:59,933 --> 00:33:01,000 What's it look like? 716 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,300 It's upside down. 717 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,767 Eh, Jesus? 718 00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,200 If you hadn't dragged my husband off, 719 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,000 he'd of killed that poor bastard and be looking at life stretch, 720 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,733 so I owe you. 721 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,733 But my lot have had enough, and they plan to make sure you 722 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,933 don't cause no more problems. 723 00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:01,333 When they realize we pose no threat. 724 00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:04,633 Look, Jesus-- what's your real name? 725 00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:06,133 I can't keep calling you that. 726 00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,800 That is my real name. 727 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,700 What did your mum call you? 728 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,467 KELLY: Fuck's sake, I'm trying to have a serious conversation. 729 00:34:19,733 --> 00:34:20,567 Eric. 730 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:21,467 Eric? 731 00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:23,933 [thunder] 732 00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:25,667 Eric. 733 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:29,700 Some folk respond well to kindness, a soft touch. 734 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,767 Jamie ain't the type of man you want to be messing with. 735 00:34:32,867 --> 00:34:34,433 When the Romans came for Christ-- 736 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,667 You want to finish up in the foundations for a flyover-- 737 00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:37,600 Well, sit tight. 738 00:34:42,467 --> 00:34:45,733 There's something I don't understand. 739 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:50,800 You're a good looking bloke. 740 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,800 Kind, considerate, passionate. 741 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,800 Your love for God tells me that much. 742 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,467 You've never been tempted? 743 00:34:57,567 --> 00:34:59,067 Never been tempted? 744 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:01,500 I pray to God to keep me pure. 745 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,500 You've never longed for that touch? 746 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,433 That euphoria? 747 00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:07,867 Him. 748 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:08,900 His need. 749 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,800 My need. 750 00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:17,733 When we made love, I could almost believe in God. 751 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:19,133 It's that good. 752 00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:20,233 It's that good. 753 00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:25,533 Don't be here. 754 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:26,500 They're coming. 755 00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:32,400 Seeya. 756 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:37,133 Nice shoes, Grace. 757 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,800 You'd better go. 758 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,300 [snoring] 759 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,433 Agh! 760 00:36:14,533 --> 00:36:15,200 Fuck, ah. 761 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,433 Have you heard from Libby? 762 00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:18,500 I'm the last one she'd get in touch with. 763 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,500 Where is she? 764 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,700 I don't know. 765 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:29,300 Why are you so intent on seeing her, anyway? 766 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,233 She didn't say where she was going 767 00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:32,533 or who she was going with. 768 00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:35,800 Why would she sell me? 769 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,500 She didn't leave a note for me. 770 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,733 What, for the jailer? 771 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,500 Her tormentor? 772 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,767 I'm her mother. 773 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,033 Yeah, well just because you've seen the light doesn't 774 00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:46,100 mean everyone else has to. 775 00:36:58,667 --> 00:37:01,733 Go seek comfort in Jesus. 776 00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:03,000 Not the real one, obviously. 777 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,833 I'm not suggesting you should sop yourself, 778 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:09,033 but you know, the himbo on the bus. 779 00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:10,333 I'm sure. 780 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:13,367 I'm sure he can rustle a few words of comfort 781 00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:17,733 from some place or another, you know, rattle his tambourine. 782 00:37:26,733 --> 00:37:28,200 Fuck me. 783 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,633 The ice maiden melting. 784 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:02,333 I shed a few tears for her, mostly of regret. 785 00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:04,467 You treated her like shite. 786 00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:07,733 Regret that I ever met her, that we ever 787 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:09,167 picked up where we left off. 788 00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:12,300 Because truth be told, there's nothing left to pick up. 789 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,667 You know, but you know, got me tea made, me washing done. 790 00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:18,033 A good nosh now and again. 791 00:38:18,133 --> 00:38:19,333 Bastard. 792 00:38:19,433 --> 00:38:21,033 All she needed to hear was I love 793 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,233 you and she was on her knees. 794 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:26,600 I've had better sex, but me shirts have never been whiter. 795 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:27,533 Ooh. 796 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:34,467 I wondered when the real Patty would resurface, 797 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:36,000 and here she is. 798 00:38:44,233 --> 00:38:46,533 So this is good bye then, is it? 799 00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:51,500 I can't see any reason to stay. 800 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,100 Hey, where did you go when you left here? 801 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,333 You know, what turned you from the godless old crone 802 00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:59,333 that we knew to the god fearing crone now before us? 803 00:38:59,433 --> 00:39:02,867 Much like yourself, I lived a selfish life 804 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:05,833 tending to my needs before even considering 805 00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:07,467 the needs of others. 806 00:39:07,567 --> 00:39:10,800 And then I went back to Ireland and while there, 807 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:16,067 had what I can only describe as my road to Damascus experience. 808 00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:18,100 Oh, so God just pops up and showed 809 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,467 you the error of your ways? 810 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:20,300 Yeah? 811 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,200 Well, I don't believe a word. 812 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:24,500 See, I think little Patty clocked the Jesus freaks 813 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,533 and thought, bingo, free meals and a roof 814 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,500 over me head for the rest of my life. 815 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,067 I wouldn't expect you to believe. 816 00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:35,867 I was a lost sheep, and God saved me. 817 00:39:35,967 --> 00:39:37,433 Liar. 818 00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:43,967 May he strike me down here and now if I tell a word of a lie. 819 00:39:44,067 --> 00:39:46,133 [thunder] 820 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,467 [angelic choir] 821 00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:40,533 Marty? 822 00:40:40,633 --> 00:40:41,533 I'm going. 823 00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:42,367 Good. 824 00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:44,367 No, I mean I'm leaving this. 825 00:40:44,467 --> 00:40:45,967 Well, you have to leave this. 826 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:47,333 Just here. 827 00:40:47,433 --> 00:40:49,267 My head's full of everything I've been missing. 828 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:50,667 You can have it all, you know. 829 00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:52,200 I think God would let you. 830 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:55,400 How can I preach purity when all I want to be is impure? 831 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,333 Preach goodness when all I want to do is bad? 832 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:00,367 I'm not worthy. 833 00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:01,600 They deserve better than me. 834 00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:08,800 What you want to do, it's normal. 835 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,000 It's not bad. 836 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,133 I want it to be bad. 837 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,733 I want to bite me apple, Kelly. 838 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,500 Thank you. 839 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:47,467 [MUSIC PLAYING - "THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY"] 840 00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:49,467 [chainsaw revving] 841 00:41:59,967 --> 00:42:01,533 Anyone? 842 00:42:01,633 --> 00:42:02,467 Nothing. 843 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,267 [phone ringing] 844 00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:20,867 So you got my present then? 845 00:42:20,967 --> 00:42:22,167 I'll ask where it came from? 846 00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:23,200 AIDAN (ON PHONE): No, don't. 847 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:26,000 You got my present? 848 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:27,567 I got it. 849 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:32,233 Listen, next time you're saving souls one day, come save mine. 850 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:33,133 Bye. 851 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:40,467 They say the damage to my spine is irreparable. 852 00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:41,533 I'll never walk again. 853 00:42:41,633 --> 00:42:43,667 Well, you're taking it very well, Patty. 854 00:42:43,767 --> 00:42:44,833 I'll give you that. 855 00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:46,267 PATTY: I've got my life back, Frank. 856 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:48,000 What could be better? 857 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,767 I don't understand. 858 00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:52,000 PATTY: The police are going to be here any minute 859 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:56,000 and what I tell them depends very much on you. 860 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,533 How do you mean? 861 00:42:57,633 --> 00:43:00,533 PATTY: Everyone on the estate knows how much you hated me. 862 00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:05,900 Everyone knows how much you wanted me out of the picture. 863 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,800 If you agree to have me move back, 864 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,500 then I agree not to tell the police 865 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,767 you pushed me down the stairs, That you did this. 866 00:43:13,867 --> 00:43:15,667 Well that's just going to be my word against you, 867 00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:17,067 who's going to believe you-- 868 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:19,633 [screams] Oh, nurse. 869 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:22,600 Nurse, please, oh-- oh. 870 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:24,700 I think we're going to have to increase your morphine. 871 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,333 I'm just going to check with the doctor, hang on there, Patty. 872 00:43:37,133 --> 00:43:39,100 Wouldn't you be better off back on the bus 873 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,767 amongst your own kind? 874 00:43:40,867 --> 00:43:42,567 With those Bible bashing bastards? 875 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:45,100 I can't stand the fucking sight of them. 876 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,500 I want to be amongst folks I know, familiar faces, 877 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,200 surroundings, I want to come home. 878 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:55,167 And I wanted to make your life a fucking misery, Frank. 879 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,600 KELLY (VOICEOVER): I ran in to that old boyfriend 880 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:12,967 a few years ago. 881 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,933 I was out with the girls in town, turned a corner, 882 00:44:15,033 --> 00:44:17,067 and bang, there he was. 883 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,200 No longer a possible replacement for Robbie or Gary. 884 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,300 His face was etched with all the wrong he'd done, 885 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,333 all the pain he'd caused. 886 00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:29,667 And if I believed in God, I'd like 887 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:32,867 to think he'd had every sin he'd ever committed scratched 888 00:44:32,967 --> 00:44:37,467 into his face as a warning to others to keep the distance, 889 00:44:37,567 --> 00:44:38,367 to beware. 890 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:46,533 That's if I believed in God. 891 00:44:46,633 --> 00:44:49,500 [theme playing] 892 00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:31,800 Did my Brendan spend time in a Turkish prison? 893 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,000 KELLY: Midnight Express. 894 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,067 Play Russian roulette in Nam? 895 00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:39,367 Deer Hunter. 896 00:45:39,467 --> 00:45:41,933 Did you find a dead body when you were a kid? 897 00:45:42,033 --> 00:45:43,733 Stand By My. 898 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:47,867 Toured Australian outback with a troop of drag queens? 899 00:45:47,967 --> 00:45:51,267 Yeah, he did that. 900 00:45:51,367 --> 00:45:54,567 [scream]