1 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:02,167 [music playing] 2 00:00:06,067 --> 00:00:08,033 Anyone watching thinking we know 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,767 fuck all about knowing fuck all about 4 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:12,967 needs to watch their back. 5 00:00:13,067 --> 00:00:15,533 So you've had your labor, reclassifying skunk, 6 00:00:15,633 --> 00:00:19,733 sending prices sky high, literally, literally taking 7 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:21,633 the grass from its own roots. 8 00:00:21,733 --> 00:00:24,733 Now you've got your condemnation liberals 9 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:28,033 noshing Tories like alter boys picking dimps up. 10 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:31,800 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 11 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:35,667 Is revolution a word, or was it never? 12 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:39,600 Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,367 with irony in Chatsworth. 14 00:00:41,467 --> 00:00:45,033 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester. 15 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:47,800 And they charge us for water. 16 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:51,567 I wandered lonely as a clown necking mushrooms rarely 17 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:56,200 found, green and pleasant land in ancient times, 18 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:59,000 yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak. 19 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:02,100 It's not theirs anymore. 20 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,500 This is our England now! 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,467 Party! 22 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,333 [music playing] 23 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:13,067 FRANK (VOICEOVER): The biggest mistake 24 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:16,833 in life is to believe someone belongs to you. 25 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:19,933 I was 12 when I worked that one out. 26 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:21,067 Mum died. 27 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:23,000 I learned that love and loyalty are 28 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:26,233 only a false sense of security. 29 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,200 So if you have an ounce of nous, don't give yourself 30 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,733 away because, in the end-- 31 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:35,267 whether it's outgrowing each other, falling out of love, 32 00:01:35,367 --> 00:01:36,100 death-- 33 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,367 all relationships fall apart. 34 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,567 LIBBY (VOICEOVER): Elizabeth, I sense 35 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:46,367 and feel your frustration, but please I implore you. 36 00:01:46,467 --> 00:01:47,767 Don't give up. 37 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:49,600 Happiness to those who dream dreams 38 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:52,800 and are set to pay the cost to make them come true. 39 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,533 Sincerely, Martin. 40 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:01,500 Do you want a drink? 41 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,500 Just an orange juice. 42 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,567 Sub us a tenner. 43 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:08,567 Yeah, twenty will do. 44 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,967 Mickey. 45 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:12,000 Oi. 46 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:12,933 You're barred. 47 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,200 Back off. 48 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,000 You know he's on probation. 49 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:19,100 Yeah, well, it's his own fucking fault. 50 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,433 You've been clamped! 51 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,367 Shane's got to do Jackson's poncey community 52 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:28,333 action project as a condition of his probation. 53 00:02:28,433 --> 00:02:29,600 He's on his final warning. 54 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,900 If he fucks this up, he'll be growing carrots 55 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,533 with some nonces in a cat C prison. 56 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,733 Leave it be-- for me. 57 00:02:41,033 --> 00:02:41,867 Ground rules. 58 00:02:41,967 --> 00:02:43,067 No drinks. - Right. 59 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,300 And you leave as soon as you're done. 60 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,700 Silent treatment. 61 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,200 Very fucking mature. 62 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,867 It's my colleagues and the people I deliver to. 63 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,133 They're all nasty. 64 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:59,500 Plus, I never see Frank. 65 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,000 These days we're less Cathy and Heathcliff 66 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:04,667 and more Sid and Nancy. 67 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,800 I'm tired when I get in. 68 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,133 He's out. I get early. 69 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:09,467 He's passed out. 70 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:10,200 We're not making love. 71 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:14,033 Too much information. 72 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:15,133 What's that? 73 00:03:17,533 --> 00:03:18,367 Post for you. 74 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:25,000 Tits and testes? 75 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,367 Mimi, this is supposed to be a night 76 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,633 to raise awareness on the serious issue of breast 77 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:29,733 and testicular cancer. 78 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:31,400 Cancer's depressing enough as it is 79 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,033 without being reminded of it. 80 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:35,000 People want to have fun. 81 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:38,067 We're going to put the happy into chemother-appy. 82 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:39,567 I'm organizing this, and I want 83 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:44,500 prestige, not notoriety for my community action project. 84 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,800 My pub. 85 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:46,767 Yeah. 86 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:47,667 Our pub. 87 00:03:52,267 --> 00:03:53,800 Bet he's loving this. 88 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,233 Who cares what he thinks? 89 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,900 I only agreed to this because the clamping 90 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,667 turned us into social lepers. 91 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:01,233 If people see us eat humble pie, it will win us favor, 92 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:03,167 and we'll be back in business. 93 00:04:03,267 --> 00:04:04,867 Ah, Tilly's an inspiration. 94 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:06,733 Her sort's the heartbeat of this nation. 95 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:07,933 Do you know how many charities miss 96 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:09,800 out on funds because she monopolizes 97 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,233 all available donations? 98 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,733 She's an innocent. 99 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:14,800 Hey, you know, she's a mate of Rick Astley and Sonia's. 100 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:16,400 Ruthless as Rupert Murdoch. 101 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,367 She's demanding 40% of the money I raise for her own charity. 102 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,433 Whatever. 103 00:04:20,533 --> 00:04:22,200 This place will be packed to the rafters. 104 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,967 We'll rake it in 'cause of her. 105 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:24,900 Hey. 106 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,467 [music playing] 107 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:39,067 How much longer do we have to humiliate ourselves for? 108 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,233 Permanently. 109 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,267 I've been picking Jackson's brains 110 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,367 about starting our own charity. 111 00:04:44,467 --> 00:04:45,233 You what? 112 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,267 I'm not talking about a shifting 113 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:48,767 aid to third world shit holes. 114 00:04:48,867 --> 00:04:50,767 We'll be up in the plight of the stranded expat 115 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:53,100 pensioner in Marbella or the poverty 116 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,900 stricken kids of Hawaii-- 117 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,400 anything that will guarantee yours an all-year-round tan. 118 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,133 Kelley and Shane feed the world? 119 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,000 Eh, we'll pay ourselves a high wage, 120 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,300 so it will be first-class travel, 121 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,433 gold taps, whatever we want. 122 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:07,133 I'm going to register first thing tomorrow. 123 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:08,567 Give us your fucking money! 124 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:09,567 Give us your fucking money! 125 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:19,000 I hand him his post, and we sit on the bench 126 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,967 opposite his house and talk-- 127 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:22,133 sometimes for hours. 128 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,067 We've a lot in common. 129 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:29,633 He, like me, has a condition. 130 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:32,733 We both share a passion for the art of letter writing 131 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,500 and a disappointment in its decline. 132 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,800 You'll be telling me you finish-- 133 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,900 --off each other's sentences. 134 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,700 Yes, we do-- 135 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,733 mainly because sometimes we are incapable of finishing our own. 136 00:05:48,533 --> 00:05:51,667 Say cheese. 137 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:53,400 Hey, you fucking pervert. 138 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,933 This is research for a serious disease, Frank. 139 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:59,133 Do you think I want to spend my night touching men's balls. 140 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,200 You're making me sick 141 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,700 We decided to write and exchange 142 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,633 letters to keep the spirit of letter writing alive. 143 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:06,800 That's all. 144 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,467 Martin's a good friend. 145 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,933 Talking about him turned your nipples so hard you 146 00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:12,367 could had at me eyes out. 147 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:13,767 It's not me you need to convince. 148 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:23,067 I've run out of gloves though. 149 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,933 I'm going to have to do it bare back. 150 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,167 You don't mind, do you? 151 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:27,867 It'll be feel I've copped for in weeks. 152 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:30,667 Knock yourself out. 153 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,600 Just so you know, the lump on my right breast 154 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,067 is just my third tit. 155 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,533 It's got its own nipple. 156 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,100 I'm a biological wonder. 157 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,533 Other booth, Lillian. 158 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,433 What? 159 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,767 Other booth! 160 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:46,767 Ladles and jelly spoons! 161 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:49,067 I give you Matilda Pucker! 162 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:51,633 [applause] 163 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:54,600 [music playing] 164 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,800 I love you all. 165 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:17,733 Thank you. 166 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,633 Matilda Pucker. 167 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:29,600 [applause] 168 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:33,933 Don't worry about photos. 169 00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:35,500 You can take those later on. 170 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:40,600 Thank you all for you generosity so far and a special thank you 171 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:43,000 to one person in particular. 172 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,067 He's been my right hand man. 173 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:45,967 Mr. Shane Maguire, come on up! 174 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:48,067 [applause] 175 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:56,767 Shane's been inspired to start his own charity because of me. 176 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:57,933 How about that? 177 00:07:58,033 --> 00:08:00,367 I'm sure you'll have all our support. 178 00:08:00,467 --> 00:08:01,633 Shane Maguire! 179 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:02,533 Thanks everyone. 180 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,100 [applause] 181 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,200 Where do you think you're going? 182 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:12,900 Business-- not that it's got fuck all to do with you. 183 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,133 You've turned the family against us. 184 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:15,167 What more do you want? 185 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:16,233 That was your doing. 186 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:20,433 Tilly'll see you now. 187 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:31,967 How you doing? 188 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,067 You all right? 189 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,533 And shut the door. 190 00:08:38,633 --> 00:08:39,433 Sit. 191 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:47,033 SHANE: I wondered if you would do a referee 192 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:51,500 and help get my charity registration approved. 193 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,433 Would you be a gent? 194 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,100 It's medicinal. 195 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,200 Our secret? 196 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:04,600 Mum said I made my first million before I was three months old. 197 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,167 I can make you dead popular. 198 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:09,433 So you'll do then? 199 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:10,333 Sorry. 200 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,833 What are you doing? 201 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:17,300 Be mine, and I'll get you what you want. 202 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,967 What are you talking about? 203 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:24,067 You think I'm ugly. 204 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,267 Come here. No, I don't. 205 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:27,767 I've never had a boyfriend. 206 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:28,667 I'm married. 207 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:29,600 I'll pay you. 208 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,233 Listen-- you are a kid. 209 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:35,133 You will find-- you will find someone that's your own age. 210 00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:36,733 Are you saying that because of my condition? 211 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,767 I should only stick to basket cases. 212 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:40,100 No, I didn't mean that. 213 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,600 You know what people say about me? 214 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:45,800 You can get into bed with Tilly, but you don't fuck Tilly. 215 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:46,733 On the other 216 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:47,833 Oh, Jesus. 217 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:49,233 You are sick. 218 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,533 I'll make sure you're never approved. 219 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,533 Get back here! 220 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,467 No one says no to me! 221 00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:58,033 [music playing] 222 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,033 You know nothing about abortion? 223 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,133 Like what? 224 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,567 Reasons to have one? 225 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,933 Shit, you're not. 226 00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:07,133 Shut up. 227 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,733 I've got a debate in school tomorrow. 228 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,833 Got to argue for pro-choice. 229 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:13,333 I don't believe in it, except for him. 230 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:15,033 He's walking advert for abortion. 231 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,600 If you're having an abortion and some ethical shithead tells 232 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,800 you that you're a murderer, you're morally obligated to hit 233 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,900 them really hard in the face. 234 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,633 Get us another one, and I'll tell you some more. 235 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:31,200 [screaming] 236 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,600 TILLY: Help! 237 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,600 Help! 238 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,000 I've been robbed! 239 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,000 Help me! 240 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,600 Help me! 241 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,167 My wheelchair's gone! 242 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:47,967 What color was it? 243 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:48,967 A red one, was it? 244 00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:50,933 Terrible. 245 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:54,100 [music playing] 246 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:14,067 LIBBY (VOICEOVER): Dearest Martin, I will dare to dream. 247 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,733 But as for happiness-- 248 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,633 [alarm buzzes] 249 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:22,367 --I have none. 250 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:27,633 I'd never believed familiarity could breed content until now. 251 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:30,667 This is the cost I pay. 252 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,333 The bubble has burst. 253 00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:35,367 Fool was I to expect perfection. 254 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:38,267 That unblemished ideal exists only in happily 255 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:41,233 ever after fairy tales. 256 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:47,400 Yet, in my desperation, I have settled for happy incompatible. 257 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:09,133 Don't normally get custom for wheelchairs here. 258 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,500 For starters, abortion could eradicate 259 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,800 gays because let's face it, gays can't reproduce, can they? 260 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:25,567 So who's making all gay babies? 261 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:26,900 Think about it. 262 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,233 And what about the dilemma of knowing the risk of a baby 263 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,967 being born with a debilitating birth defect 264 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:37,333 or worse, if that baby is David Cameron. 265 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,167 Speaking of which, abortion should 266 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:40,733 be compulsory for ugly people. 267 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:44,000 Just imagine if Anne Widdecombe and John McCririck conceived. 268 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,400 The mere thought sends you reaching 269 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,400 for a bottle of Mother's Ruin and a knitting needle. 270 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,333 End of. 271 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,100 Yes. 272 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,200 Shit. 273 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:20,567 Is nothing sacred? 274 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:26,633 [music playing] 275 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:31,200 That's him there, that number two. 276 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:31,967 Scum! 277 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:35,500 [music playing] 278 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 MARTIN (VOICEOVER): Elizabeth, your words 279 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,400 touch me like no other. 280 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,267 If I am to you these places of solace, 281 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,500 than you are to me the roses of my garden, 282 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,733 the landscape of my magical kingdom, 283 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,500 the sugar that sweetens me. 284 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,967 Love, Martin. 285 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,133 Do you mind? 286 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,033 Rude bollocks! - What about you? 287 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,767 That's a private letter for Libby. 288 00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:01,967 She met someone else? 289 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:03,767 No, it's a letter from her uncle. 290 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,333 They're very close. 291 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,300 [music playing] 292 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,400 You'll be off back to school now. 293 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,200 I've still got half an hour. 294 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,267 Not here, you haven't. 295 00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:21,500 Take Stella for a walk. 296 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,733 You've nothing to be so happy about. 297 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,667 [burps] 298 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,567 See ya, chicken! 299 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,467 You're losing Libby. 300 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:41,100 I think to someone she's met at her job. 301 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,967 Of course, you're always too tanked up to notice. 302 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:47,300 Well, it took its fucking time. 303 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,133 What? 304 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:49,867 Dementia has finally set in. 305 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,033 Hallelujah. 306 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,933 I'm serious. 307 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,633 Libby's not like anyone else. 308 00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:58,233 She has affairs of the mind. 309 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,267 You know better than anyone how she retreats 310 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,400 into her fictional fantasies. 311 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,700 God knows she took advantage of it. 312 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,000 Heathcliff. 313 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,900 She started doing it again. 314 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,433 Why would you give a shit? 315 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:14,100 You've done nothing but try and split us up from day one. 316 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,267 You can't stand it that me and Libby are genuine. 317 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,833 So don't give me your fucking head games. 318 00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:22,200 I won't deny that, but I'm no fool. 319 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,600 Better the devil you know. 320 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:30,967 And if this man is superior to you, which I suspect he is, 321 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,533 we'll both lose her. 322 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:37,033 [music playing] 323 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:49,067 I want you to quit your job. 324 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:53,100 It's costing us more than you're bringing in. 325 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,800 These-- bills. 326 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:58,167 The only thing your job guarantees is that we get them. 327 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,567 There's no point keeping this from you. 328 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,767 [music playing] 329 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,600 They've stopped your benefits, Frank. 330 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,033 Oh, I know. 331 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:16,867 Yeah, they told me to get a job or lose my sick pay. 332 00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:18,833 I told them to stick it. 333 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,867 How can I do manual labor with my back? 334 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:23,833 You selfish ass! 335 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,100 I can't do this! 336 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,900 I can't slave to make ends meet while you 337 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,200 piss it up against a wall! 338 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,133 Hang on, it's only a six-month suspension. 339 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,600 After that, I can make a fresh claim. 340 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,833 Six months! 341 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,767 What makes you think I'll still be here? 342 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,000 Trust me. Got it all covered. 343 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,767 Coming into little inheritance. 344 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,133 You're not listening. 345 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,700 You don't care, don't love anyone, especially me! 346 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,600 Yeah, I d-- 347 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,767 Hey, you! 348 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:48,300 Tish has been threatened with suspension. 349 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,433 What are you telling me for? 350 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:50,700 I paid for his pint so he'd help 351 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,433 me with my debate at school. 352 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,667 But instead, he filled my head with all kinds of crap. 353 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,267 Well, it's not my fault she's thick as shit. 354 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,100 I've seen her trying to eat yogurt with a fork. 355 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,467 That's not because she's thick! 356 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:06,033 It's because she's too bone idle to wash a spoon, you-- 357 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,033 you're going to Letitia's school, 358 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,567 and you're going to put things right. 359 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,133 Let's be rational here. 360 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,800 Jackson must know what to do. 361 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,867 He's a teacher. 362 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:18,067 The less he knows, the better. 363 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,667 It's complicated. 364 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:23,933 But the bottom line is I want what's best for my daughter. 365 00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,467 You understand that. 366 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,167 You have to meet with the teacher 367 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:32,000 and save Letitia's school career by whatever means necessary. 368 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,867 Have a fork. 369 00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,433 Let me put it another way. 370 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:39,367 I want you to do it, and if you love me, you will. 371 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:47,100 They say charity is a selfless act. 372 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,033 Load of shit. 373 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,300 It's like Shane. 374 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,567 I'm being crucified, held to ransom 375 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,533 my own charitable conceit. 376 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,900 What? 377 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,933 The pissing teacher's meeting at some posh girls' school. 378 00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,167 Bastards. 379 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,300 Mickey, get on the phone to the solicitors. 380 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400 I want Shane out the nick. 381 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,133 Tell him to cheat, bribe, whatever to make it happen. 382 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,400 You're joking. 383 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,467 He's dragged us down the shitter. 384 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,267 Because of what he's done, people won't deal with us. 385 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,333 We're losing business. 386 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,500 He's been sentenced to two weeks. 387 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,467 He knows a way out, but we're going to need your help. 388 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,533 Finally done the decent thing and owned up to stealing 389 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,800 in the charity money? 390 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,533 - No, he didn't take the money. - Well, who took then? 391 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,467 Thought so. 392 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:38,900 What he did was despicable, gutless, so don't come 393 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,600 crawling to us expecting help. 394 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,533 He can rot. 395 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:54,900 Kelly-- That was out of order! 396 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,467 If we take Shane's side over this, we're fucked. 397 00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,467 I won't let that happen. 398 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:02,300 Oh, fuck. 399 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,433 Whether Letitia Powell used your work or not, 400 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,600 it's inexcusable. 401 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,200 I'm going to have to go ahead with her suspension. 402 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,533 I'm surprised you show such a lack of concern 403 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,333 for the academic future of a young girl, one 404 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:22,900 who, by all accounts, you are responsible for potentially 405 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,067 damaging. 406 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,600 I was expecting a fight on my hands. 407 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,700 What else can I do? 408 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,733 I've got plenty of kids of my own 409 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,367 to know they're a lost cause. 410 00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:34,767 You don't strike me as the married, family sort. 411 00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:36,500 Well, I'm not-- 412 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,967 married, that is. 413 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,467 Except to my job. 414 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,967 Work in a brewery. 415 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,333 I'm boarded here 24/7. 416 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,100 I've sacrificed a lot for my dedication 417 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,533 to teaching and for what? 418 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:54,900 Year after year of sneering, ungrateful, pubescent bitches. 419 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,067 Our lives of thankless existences, 420 00:19:57,167 --> 00:20:00,833 but we mustn't moan, right? 421 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,700 We could help each other. 422 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,967 Well, I'm sure you understand-- 423 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:11,900 a man in your position, woman in my position. 424 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,900 We both have needs that our commitment 425 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,833 to our careers cannot fulfill. 426 00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:22,567 I'll excuse Letitia in return for a spot of cunnilingus. 427 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,233 Licky lick equals win-win. 428 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:32,900 You're suspended. 429 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,300 You're not the first, you know. 430 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,167 She tries it on with all the dads. 431 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,700 It's a good job I'm not your-- 432 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,733 you knew this was going to happen. 433 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:45,833 Libby said to help me by whatever means necessary. 434 00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:50,967 Don't do it, and I'll tell everyone that you nonced me. 435 00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,100 [music playing] 436 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,800 Oh, you little shits! 437 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,567 I'll get it washed off as soon as-- 438 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:18,133 [music playing] 439 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,367 I'm not living here when you lot 440 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,000 have turned your back on Shane. 441 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,000 Jamie's got what he wanted. 442 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,567 I've let things go too far. 443 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,600 No more. 444 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,633 And I'll be fucked before I'll let anyone around here accuse 445 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,033 me of being a bad mother. 446 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:03,267 We want to help to clear Shane's name 447 00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:05,000 and get him out of the nick. 448 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,267 So what's his plan? 449 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,933 File in a sponge cake? 450 00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:10,567 Spring him out through a prison shit pipe? 451 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,300 [loud music playing] [cell phone ringing] 452 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,767 [music - jls, "beat again"] 453 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:16,500 The doctor's just finished telling me there's no time. 454 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:21,300 Losing you could be the end of me and that I-- 455 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,500 Did you bring some white stuff as well? 456 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,933 I know I said it I don't do cocaine. 457 00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,000 I just like the smell. 458 00:22:28,567 --> 00:22:29,933 What's wrong? 459 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:31,033 [gasps] 460 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,333 But please, I've got a rare internal organ disease. 461 00:22:39,433 --> 00:22:41,533 Only one in eight million have what I have. 462 00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:42,633 Whatever. 463 00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:43,800 Doctors can't help. 464 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,033 Getting off my tits is the only way 465 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,200 of numbing this constant ache. 466 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:47,967 Fine. 467 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:48,967 Tell everyone. 468 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,500 No one will believe you anyway. 469 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,833 Go on, get out! 470 00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:52,767 Get out! 471 00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:54,533 Shut it! 472 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:58,033 [gasping] 473 00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,467 - Shit! - Wait. 474 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:00,400 Mimi! 475 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,067 Is she dead? 476 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,167 Ghetto bitch. 477 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:14,733 I've raised enough kids to know that wasn't a seizure. 478 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,033 It was a hissy fit. 479 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,733 Mickey was a bastard for them. 480 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,467 I have borderline epilepsy. 481 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:23,733 Get the fuck up. 482 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,167 You've got some work to do. 483 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,367 [music playing] 484 00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:36,300 [sighs] 485 00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:38,833 I'm not the victim in all of this. 486 00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:40,167 Shane is. 487 00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:43,400 People like him need love, support, educating. 488 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,300 That's why I'm dropping all charges 489 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,367 and requesting his immediate release. 490 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,633 Thank you. 491 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:49,567 Thanks. 492 00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:50,933 PHOTOGRAPHER: Thanks, bye. 493 00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:51,900 Hey, ladies. 494 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,033 Can you come together please? 495 00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:03,233 LIBBY (VOICEOVER): Is it possible to be in love with two 496 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,700 people at the same time? 497 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,267 [music playing] 498 00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:37,767 Something up? 499 00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:38,700 Nothing. 500 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,200 You OK? 501 00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:50,600 Well, did you go? 502 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,333 Yeah, of course, I did. 503 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:55,633 You fixed it for Letitia? 504 00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:56,600 Yes! 505 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,933 Yes! 506 00:24:58,033 --> 00:25:01,533 Ravage me with your tongue, you dirty savage! 507 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,200 I did it for you. 508 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,300 Beer? 509 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,467 If it's not too much trouble. 510 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:14,767 Nothing's too much trouble for my mom, man. 511 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:19,400 And for proving your love, treat yourself down the Jockey later. 512 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,300 [burps] 513 00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:27,233 Have you been eating tuna? 514 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,100 Yeah, it kind of lingers. 515 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:33,300 [music playing] 516 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,733 LIBBY: Where did you get it? 517 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,200 I think you're missing the shitting point here, Libby. 518 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,033 How's Martin? - A friend. 519 00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:13,267 A friend? 520 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:15,567 "I can plug the hole in your existence." 521 00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:18,833 Yeah, we can guess what fucking hole he's talking about. 522 00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,067 Do you love him? 523 00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:21,233 I love-- 524 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,633 Then why is there a whole paragraph 525 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:25,567 dedicated to yours truly. 526 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,667 He calls me a cunt. 527 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:27,800 How does he know that? 528 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,767 Because I told him! 529 00:26:29,867 --> 00:26:32,333 I told him everything, good and bad. 530 00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:33,867 But I never-- 531 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,467 I swear, Frank. 532 00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:37,267 We're just pen friends. 533 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:38,800 Nothing physical happened. 534 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:40,067 Nothing! 535 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,567 What happens is 10 times worse than that. 536 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,067 You opened up. 537 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,900 You connected emotionally to another man. 538 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,300 That's what hurts the most. 539 00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:57,333 Know all this, Libby. 540 00:26:57,433 --> 00:27:01,133 If he feel loved you with all the power of his soul 541 00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:04,667 for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as 542 00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:07,533 much as I do in a single day. 543 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:09,067 There's an address here. 544 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:10,800 He wants to meet. 545 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:14,933 So if being with me is so unbearable 546 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:20,633 and if I'm so wicked, take the letter and go. 547 00:27:20,733 --> 00:27:24,933 But remember, nothing God or Satan could 548 00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:26,900 inflict what have parted us. 549 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,767 You, of your own will, did it. 550 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:33,067 I have not broken your heart. 551 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:36,800 You have broken it, and in breaking it, 552 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,600 you have broken mine. 553 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,967 Whatever our souls are made of, 554 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,800 yours and mine are the same. 555 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:48,867 And Martins is as different as a moon beam from lightning 556 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:52,067 or frost from fire. 557 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:55,233 [soft piano music playing] 558 00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:29,033 Aidan. 559 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,600 What you doing? 560 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,967 Libby said things are going to be really tight for cash. 561 00:28:38,067 --> 00:28:39,167 So? 562 00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:40,700 We need money, and I'm doing my bit. 563 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,400 I'm going to take the van of burn it up for the insurance. 564 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,967 No one knows, so keep it zipped. 565 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:46,167 Before you go, I'll have a 99-er please. 566 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,667 I don't sell ice cream. 567 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,400 It's a library. 568 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,400 Let me go. 569 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,700 No, no, it's too dangerous for you. 570 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,633 Oh, come on. 571 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:54,800 It's boring around here. 572 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,400 [music playing] 573 00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:04,300 No way. 574 00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:09,200 TEACHER: Letitia Powell! 575 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,367 I knew it! 576 00:29:16,467 --> 00:29:17,433 You didn't. 577 00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:19,800 No, I found them in your ice cream van. 578 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,667 Your own daughter. 579 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:22,600 It wasn't me! 580 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,800 [music playing] 581 00:29:29,867 --> 00:29:33,200 Frank lives here. 582 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:35,433 I'd like a word with Frank Gallagher. 583 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:36,367 He's not here. 584 00:29:36,467 --> 00:29:37,100 Can I help you? 585 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,600 I doubt it. 586 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:43,100 It's a private matter concerning his lack of oral hygiene. 587 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,567 She's got herpes. 588 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:45,500 Excuse me. 589 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,967 That is another month's detention. 590 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:47,933 Not fair. 591 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:50,367 Everyone else is saying it. 592 00:29:50,467 --> 00:29:52,100 Who are you? 593 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,067 Who are you? 594 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,467 I'm Frank's fiance. 595 00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,333 Oh. 596 00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:04,633 [phone ringing] 597 00:30:04,733 --> 00:30:07,367 The Jockey. 598 00:30:07,467 --> 00:30:10,533 Yeah, he's here. All right. 599 00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:12,233 Keep your fucking wig on. 600 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:14,100 Frank, you're wanted at home. 601 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,567 I am home. 602 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:18,867 Sounded serious. 603 00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:19,967 Family meal tonight. 604 00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:21,900 Wear your Sunday best. 605 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,200 Shane's homecoming. 606 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,467 He's back in business. 607 00:30:25,567 --> 00:30:27,567 He broke every agreement we made for his independence, 608 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,833 almost ruined us. 609 00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,167 And you're taken him back like nothing ever happened 610 00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:31,900 and throwing him a party. 611 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,133 Our blood. 612 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,433 He was lost, son, and now he's found. 613 00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:38,467 Tilly's little statement wasn't worth shit 614 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:40,200 and didn't get people back drinking in here. 615 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,067 I did. 616 00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:43,833 I made it clear that anyone can have a pop at Shane 617 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:44,967 with no comeback from me. 618 00:30:45,067 --> 00:30:48,233 I'm not going back on that. 619 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:50,467 If he's in, I'm out. 620 00:30:50,567 --> 00:30:52,733 I hate Dad. 621 00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,300 I do. 622 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,767 He constantly put me and Shane down, 623 00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:58,267 controlled us that much, you'd think 624 00:30:58,367 --> 00:30:59,767 we came with fucking remotes. 625 00:30:59,867 --> 00:31:02,733 So I was made up when you took over. 626 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:05,533 But you're a massive disappointment 627 00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:09,133 because, even though he put the business before us, 628 00:31:09,233 --> 00:31:11,933 he never did when it counted. 629 00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:15,100 [music playing] 630 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,867 Cheating prick! 631 00:31:27,967 --> 00:31:28,800 Aidan! 632 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,100 Aidan! 633 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,367 We know what you did with Letitia's teacher! 634 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,533 - Could you leave us? - Are you-- 635 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:42,533 LIBBY: Mother! 636 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:43,467 Now! 637 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:44,400 Aidan. 638 00:31:58,733 --> 00:31:59,533 Jesus. 639 00:32:03,867 --> 00:32:07,133 It didn't mean anything. 640 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:08,733 I didn't want to do it. 641 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:12,767 It's that little bitch next door. 642 00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:15,200 She threatened to shout, nonce! 643 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,367 And it was only oral. 644 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,333 Oral doesn't constitute as cheating. 645 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,367 You're not exactly whiter than white, you know? 646 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:31,033 What about that flowery, letter-writing twat, Martin? 647 00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:40,500 I did it for you. 648 00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:49,633 It was your fault. Any means necessary, you said. 649 00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:53,200 [piano music playing] 650 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,433 Go on, say something. 651 00:33:00,533 --> 00:33:04,467 Shout, scream, hit me, hit me, go on, anything. 652 00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:20,667 If I start, I won't stop until you're dead. 653 00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:23,733 This the inheritance? 654 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:27,100 I need help, Lib. 655 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,600 Proud people breed sad sorrows. 656 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,000 Don't you dare! 657 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:35,667 My Heathcliff, my savior! 658 00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:39,567 I see you now, really see you like everyone else always has. 659 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:42,300 The other day, lying in bed beside you, 660 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,167 I reached out to stroke your head, 661 00:33:44,267 --> 00:33:46,867 and my hand stopped mid-air. 662 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,433 The oddest urge took over. 663 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:51,433 My hand didn't want to stroke your head anymore. 664 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:54,267 It wanted to fucking punch it in! 665 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:57,500 I resisted those urges, fooled myself into living a fantasy 666 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,267 with you-- had to because, when it faded, all I felt 667 00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:06,933 was hatred, resentment, and I didn't want to believe that. 668 00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:11,400 You knew what buttons to push when it suited. 669 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,800 So I let you. 670 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:16,900 I know it sounds fucked, and you're not going to believe me. 671 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,667 But what I did I did for you. 672 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:23,400 You're a liar and a thief, and worst of all, 673 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:27,367 knowing what you've done, you gave me an ultimatum! 674 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,667 You or Martin. 675 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,500 That was unfair. 676 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,700 So now I know the truth. 677 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,433 I get to choose again, and you're going to help me. 678 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,633 Is it possible to be in love with two 679 00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:40,433 people at the same time? 680 00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,900 I'm not in love with the ugly teacher. 681 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,067 Answer the question! 682 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,133 Our future depends on it! - Phone for you. 683 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:49,333 Not now, Aidan! 684 00:34:57,733 --> 00:34:58,533 Yeah. 685 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,233 No, I mean no. 686 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,567 I don't want to marry you, Frank. 687 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,233 You've taken away my chance of happiness-- 688 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:16,133 twice. 689 00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:20,933 I can't be with you anymore. 690 00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:24,033 [music playing] 691 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,367 I need to get out. 692 00:35:42,467 --> 00:35:43,200 Cheer up, hun. 693 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,600 It's just until the heat's off. 694 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:47,600 I can't see Jamie welcoming me back with open arms, 695 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,867 not after the was he reacted to the wheelchair business, 696 00:35:49,967 --> 00:35:51,333 can you? 697 00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:53,733 Your mam has the final say, and if he doesn't like it, 698 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,700 he knows where he can go. 699 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,233 Bout time he was put in his place, 700 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,533 and you take what is rightfully yours. 701 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,333 MAN: Fuck off! 702 00:36:30,267 --> 00:36:32,733 Fucking knife down! 703 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:33,800 Do one, Shane! 704 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:34,733 Fuck off! 705 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,133 Fuck! 706 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:43,267 [music playing] 707 00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:00,500 Go that way. 708 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:10,667 Fucking prick. 709 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,167 We've lost him. 710 00:37:18,267 --> 00:37:19,867 TILLY (ON PHONE): I told you not to call. 711 00:37:19,967 --> 00:37:21,433 I've got guests! 712 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,433 Yeah, but Tilly-- 713 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,267 You find Shane and do him over proper. 714 00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:27,500 He pays over you don't get paid. 715 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,400 Get me? 716 00:37:37,267 --> 00:37:38,733 [cell phone ringing] 717 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:40,400 Shit. 718 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,133 He's here! 719 00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:44,700 [music playing] 720 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,767 You slippery little bastard! 721 00:38:02,867 --> 00:38:03,733 Fuck off! 722 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:08,667 Jamie! 723 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,233 Jamie! 724 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,133 Jamie! 725 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:32,800 You leave tonight. 726 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,367 Don't ever come back. 727 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:38,300 Why do you hate me so much? 728 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:44,333 All I've ever tried to do is be like you, fucking be you! 729 00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:45,233 What? 730 00:38:54,133 --> 00:38:55,200 [gunshot] - Ah! 731 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:55,967 Ah! 732 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,667 Ah! 733 00:38:57,767 --> 00:38:59,233 My fucking foot! 734 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:00,767 Ah! 735 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:01,767 [grunting] 736 00:39:05,767 --> 00:39:06,633 Go on. 737 00:39:06,733 --> 00:39:07,567 You think I won't? 738 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:09,767 You know you won't. 739 00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:12,633 I know what it's like to murder somebody in cold blood. 740 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,367 Chemical Mitch. 741 00:39:17,467 --> 00:39:18,700 Remember? 742 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:24,467 You set me up to think he'd near drowned me so I'd kill him. 743 00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:27,900 What kind of a fucker does that to his own brother? 744 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,133 I thought it would be your own good. 745 00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:35,700 I didn't plan-- you weren't supposed to kill him. 746 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,533 Ah! 747 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:45,000 I've been haunted by that every second since! 748 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,233 I hate you for it. 749 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,000 Well, that's only the tip of the iceberg 750 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,867 of what I have to live with! 751 00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:50,800 [gunshot] 752 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:53,167 Stop bullshitting! 753 00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:55,133 You are a psycho. 754 00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:59,100 I killed again and again so you don't have to. 755 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,267 And every dead fucker I've put a bullet in lives in here. 756 00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:06,000 I close my eyes, and I see them. 757 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,833 And it drives me to the edge, Shane! 758 00:40:08,933 --> 00:40:12,833 And sometimes, the only thing I can think of to make it stop 759 00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:15,467 is to end it all! 760 00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:22,967 But then I think of Connor and Karen and you. 761 00:40:23,067 --> 00:40:24,667 And that's what keeps me alive. 762 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:32,733 I don't want that for you. 763 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,600 I don't want that for any of you. 764 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,000 [banging on door] 765 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:41,000 Open the fucking door! 766 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:47,967 [banging on door] 767 00:40:48,067 --> 00:40:49,533 Shane! 768 00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:50,533 Where is he? 769 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,867 What have you done? 770 00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:53,800 Oh! 771 00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:57,833 [knocking on door] 772 00:40:57,933 --> 00:40:58,767 Back off! 773 00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:01,967 And I'll come out! 774 00:41:02,067 --> 00:41:03,867 Open the fucking gate, you dickhead! 775 00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:06,067 I'm trying, you slag! 776 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,633 Back off! 777 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,400 Shut the fuck up! 778 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,800 I deserve comeback for what I've done. 779 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,000 Shane! 780 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,500 So you get to dish out my punishment 781 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,767 right here, right now. 782 00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:15,700 Stop this now! 783 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,667 And you all could be happy. 784 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,300 Shane, please! 785 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,300 Hurry up! 786 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,300 [gunshot] 787 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,100 Ah! 788 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,033 You fucker! 789 00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:27,900 Ah! - He's my brother. 790 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,100 You fucking shot me! 791 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,233 Before you go any further, be warned. 792 00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:34,100 You fuck with him, and you fuck with me! 793 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,100 Come on, lads. 794 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,600 We don't have all fucking day! 795 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:37,533 Fucking bastard! 796 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,567 SHANE: You all right, brother? 797 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:00,067 Fucking stupid! 798 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:23,133 [music playing] 799 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,167 Martin isn't real, is he? 800 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,967 It's funny how you both have the exact same handwriting. 801 00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:49,233 He is real. He is! 802 00:42:53,967 --> 00:42:56,500 Twisted bitch! 803 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,067 [music playing] 804 00:43:12,233 --> 00:43:14,533 Go on, Mother, say it. 805 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,033 I told you so. 806 00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:28,867 I know it's not the best time, but it was work on the phone. 807 00:43:28,967 --> 00:43:30,667 The postal depot's been burnt to the ground. 808 00:43:34,633 --> 00:43:35,500 What are we going to do? 809 00:43:52,567 --> 00:43:53,467 [engine starts] 810 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,433 Hey! 811 00:43:57,533 --> 00:43:59,533 What are you doing? 812 00:43:59,633 --> 00:44:00,433 Frank! 813 00:44:00,533 --> 00:44:01,433 Get off me! 814 00:44:08,367 --> 00:44:10,200 What the fuck are you doing? 815 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:16,733 You stupid little shit! 816 00:44:21,067 --> 00:44:21,867 Shit. 817 00:44:21,967 --> 00:44:25,233 [explosion] 818 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,433 What the fuck was that? 819 00:44:26,533 --> 00:44:27,367 Ah! 820 00:44:27,467 --> 00:44:30,833 Mickey, my foot! 821 00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:33,367 Come on, check this! 822 00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:34,767 Come on, party! 823 00:44:34,867 --> 00:44:36,733 [music playing] 824 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,200 LIBBY (VOICEOVER): The older I get, 825 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:44,900 the more I believe that some people are capable of love, 826 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,300 like me. 827 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,133 And others are incapable of love, like Frank-- 828 00:44:55,033 --> 00:44:59,033 For whatever reason-- fear of commitment. 829 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:02,633 the distorted view of freedom, the desire 830 00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:04,600 to stay young forever. 831 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:07,500 [music playing] 832 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,200 Loving someone who doesn't love you 833 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:15,567 back is the most impossible situation imaginable, 834 00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:17,800 especially when the love is so strong 835 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:20,400 and you're a slave to it. 836 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,933 So I imagined a man who did-- 837 00:45:23,033 --> 00:45:24,000 Twisted bitch. 838 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,000 LIBBY (VOICEOVER): To set me free. 839 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,833 And I am. 840 00:45:30,933 --> 00:45:36,133 I'm choosing a different path, starting a new life, wherever 841 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,367 my imagination takes me. 842 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:48,133 POLICE OFFICER: It's a ice cream van, 843 00:45:48,233 --> 00:45:49,733 no one believed to be in it. 844 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,700 Over. 845 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,100 Won't be needing that anyway. 846 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,700 None of the fuckers can read. 847 00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:11,167 [music playing] 848 00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:51,000 Say cheese.