1 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:09,300 Anyone watching thinking they know fuck all about knowing 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,933 fuck all about owt, needs to watch their backs. 3 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:15,567 So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk, 4 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:19,767 sending prices sky-high, literally, literally, taking 5 00:00:19,867 --> 00:00:21,800 the grass from its own roots. 6 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,633 Now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation. 7 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:29,033 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up. 8 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:31,833 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 9 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:35,700 Is "revolution" a word, or was it never? 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,667 Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average 11 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:41,300 with irony in Chatsworth. 12 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,000 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester. 13 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,933 And they charge us for water! 14 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:52,833 I wandered lonely as a clown, necking mushrooms rarely found. 15 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:56,400 This green and pleasant land in ancient times, fucking yak, 16 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,567 yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak! 17 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:02,167 It's not theirs anymore! 18 00:01:02,267 --> 00:01:05,500 This is our England now! 19 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,400 Party! 20 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:16,533 CARL (VOICEOVER): This week, I officially became a man. 21 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:20,467 Got to admit, there were times I didn't think I'd make it. 22 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:22,300 But here I am. 23 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,400 And there's no one more surprised about that than me. 24 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,100 Most of my family fucked off before they 25 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,033 got the keys to the door. 26 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,767 And they always thought I'd do the same. 27 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:35,233 But why should I? 28 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,800 I'm happy where I am. 29 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,100 The grass isn't always greener. 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,133 SONG: And I'm feeling good. 31 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:46,267 CARL (VOICEOVER): Sometimes, everything you want, 32 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:50,533 everything you need, is right there under your nose. 33 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:52,200 So put your time in. 34 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:59,100 Water, prune, feed your little patch, keep the weeds at bay, 35 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200 let it grow. 36 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,067 As any gardener will tell you, nothing encourages growth 37 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:11,600 like a good dose of shit. 38 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:17,467 So after nearly 21 years in the stuff, 39 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,800 I reckon it's my time to fucking bloom. 40 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:29,333 Inside and out, yeah? 41 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:30,867 It'll just be a small affair. 42 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:32,867 Finger buffet, decorations. 43 00:02:32,967 --> 00:02:35,067 The young ones are all charlied up. 44 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,200 It's all they can do to prise their jaws apart, 45 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,900 never mind tackle a Scotch egg. 46 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,333 You'll be wasting your money. 47 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:43,067 It's Carl's 21st. We need to mark it. 48 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,767 How How have you managed to run up a 500 pound phone bill? 49 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:53,767 I haven't. 50 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:55,233 Joe has. 51 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,233 It's addressed to the shop, granddad's shop, which he 52 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,800 left in your incapable hands. 53 00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,733 Sort it! 54 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,000 It's a gay sex line. 55 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,000 Joe rented it out. 56 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,033 Got some lads to man the phones. 57 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:07,933 He rakes it in. 58 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:08,933 How the fuck do you know? 59 00:03:09,033 --> 00:03:11,133 I was never off 'em. 60 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,033 I mean, Ian was never off 'em. 61 00:03:13,133 --> 00:03:14,567 Dirty bastard. 62 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,100 Yeah, filthy fuck. 63 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,133 It's a pound a minute offpeak, pound 50 peak. 64 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,333 Stories take a few minutes to really kick in. 65 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:24,267 So you're talking a fiver, at least before the money shot, 66 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:26,500 but it's well worth it. 67 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,267 So Ian said. 68 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,733 But you'd make a killing. 69 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:31,567 You know, "suck my throbbing cock and all that stuff." 70 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:34,533 I'm not talking dirty so some fruit can have a wank. 71 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:35,467 No, yeah. 72 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:37,033 I don't blame you. 73 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,133 Fucking pervs! 74 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:44,300 Our joint account's two grand down. 75 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:51,033 We agreed Jamie wasn't getting a cut of our business. 76 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:53,467 Look, it all goes in a pot anyway. 77 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,567 Whose pot? 78 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:56,233 Certainly not ours. 79 00:03:56,333 --> 00:04:00,067 He'll be wanting a cut from my takings at Lilian's next. 80 00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:01,867 Why didn't you tell me? 81 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,833 Because I knew you'd react like this. 82 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:06,967 What's it gonna take for you to actually stand up to him? 83 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,533 How many times will he have to fuck 84 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:11,800 you over, fuck us over, before you tell him enough's enough! 85 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:17,267 Come back when you've grown a pair of bollocks, eh, Shane? 86 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:35,167 SONG: Feels so good, you lying here next to me. 87 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,167 Oh, what a groove. 88 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,567 You have no idea how it feels. 89 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:53,300 The My hands just won't keep still. 90 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,500 I love you, baby. 91 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,633 I love you, I love you, I love you. 92 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:11,133 I just wanna hold you, run my fingers through your hair. 93 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:14,933 Do the water thing. 94 00:05:15,033 --> 00:05:16,067 Do the water thing! 95 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:23,400 Hose me down, Scudder. 96 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,300 Hose me down. 97 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,467 SONG: You like it like that? 98 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,867 Closer. 99 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:35,767 Come here, closer. 100 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:38,767 Closer. 101 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:40,067 You have that one for free. 102 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,533 Do you normally charge? 103 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,133 I don't make much. 104 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:45,833 I'd do it again for the price of a pint. 105 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:47,433 It's my birthday Friday. 106 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:51,200 Could be my date if you play your cards right. 107 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,867 Fuck do you think you're doing? 108 00:05:52,967 --> 00:05:54,667 - Ain't it obvious? - With my water. 109 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,367 See you Friday? 110 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:02,467 Maybe when you're driving the car, not washing it. 111 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:06,300 Yeah, thanks for fucking nothing! 112 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,700 Mate, you're the only one with an outside tap. 113 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,700 It's not a problem, Carl. 114 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,900 Oh, let's just give him the keys to the house, 115 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,333 then, shall we? 116 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:16,333 Keys here. 117 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:17,067 Take me wallet. 118 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:19,233 Jackson, give it a rest. 119 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,033 Mate, it's only a bit of water. 120 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:24,133 Which I pay for! 121 00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:25,400 Put that towards your next bill. 122 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,000 They'd have the eyes off the back of your head. 123 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,367 Thieving bastards. 124 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:38,300 Yeah. 125 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,200 Avril in? 126 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,233 You left this in the pub. 127 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:44,467 And I think these bananas are on the turn. 128 00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:45,900 They're plantain. 129 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,100 Oh, thanks for bring them round, Meems. 130 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,333 I've never seen half this stuff. 131 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:52,900 You must have seen one of these. 132 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,800 Only coming out of a tin. 133 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,533 I can't stand all that processed food. 134 00:06:57,633 --> 00:06:58,767 I'd sooner starve. 135 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:00,333 I like to make a dish from scratch. 136 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:02,533 You know, stuff you learn watching 137 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:03,833 your ma in the kitchen. 138 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:05,167 It's tradition. 139 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:06,200 I was brought up that way. 140 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,667 He's full of it, isn't he? 141 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,667 He's full of something. 142 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,367 It's about making an effort. 143 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:13,567 It's hard to get motivated, when you're on your own, 144 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:14,833 though. Isn't it? 145 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:16,500 You should come and have dinner with us. 146 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,900 Oh, I wouldn't wanna get in the way. 147 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,133 You wouldn't. 148 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:20,633 We've always got mates around our table. 149 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:21,600 It's tradition. 150 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,967 We were brought up that way. 151 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:24,933 I'd love to. 152 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,100 That's settled, then. 153 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,200 Jackson can rustle something up hear 154 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:28,567 learned from watching his mum. 155 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:29,467 Can't wait. 156 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,067 Neither can I. 157 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,400 See you later. 158 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,300 Bye, love. 159 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,933 If I'd known I were gonna get me leg slapped, 160 00:07:40,033 --> 00:07:41,167 I would have worn me shorts. 161 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:42,600 AVRIL: I'm not slapping you. 162 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,733 I like her. 163 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,900 You're doing this to wind me up. 164 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,133 For once, this isn't about you. 165 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:50,967 It's about being neighborly, making friends. 166 00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:52,533 I teach their kids. 167 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,400 I see them every day at the school gates. 168 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,000 I don't want 'em around for dinner. 169 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,167 We all know what this is about. 170 00:07:58,267 --> 00:08:01,767 This is about me not wanting that type under my roof. 171 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:02,733 "That type?" 172 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:05,433 Oh, you know what I mean. 173 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,933 I'm an educated man. 174 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,033 I don't think that way. 175 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,233 I want them looking like that they've just come off the lot. 176 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:19,167 I bet that backseat's seen a bit of action. 177 00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:20,333 Imagine it could talk, eh? 178 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,667 Just make sure it doesn't. 179 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:22,567 Jamie, quick word. 180 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,333 Busy. 181 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,967 Hurry. 182 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:26,867 Yeah. 183 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,367 I'm wasted cleaning. 184 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,000 Tell it to someone who gives a shit. 185 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,567 Well, get a kid to do it. 186 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,467 We have. 187 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:34,067 No 188 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:35,433 Got nothing more interesting going? 189 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:36,467 For you? No. 190 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:41,367 Jamie, you got nothing a bit more demanding than this? 191 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:43,233 I can always find something for the right man. 192 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,867 Jamie, I just told him no. 193 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,967 You just made me look a right twat. 194 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:53,167 I do the hiring and firing. 195 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,267 You are a right twat. 196 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:05,567 Come on, come on! 197 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:06,667 I could beat her. 198 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:07,800 What can I get you? 199 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,167 MAN: A pint of lager, please, Mimi. 200 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,267 MIMI: You've got the bandages off now, then, eh? 201 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:11,633 MAN: Yeah, they come off tonight. 202 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:15,900 What happened to her? 203 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,200 Loan shark. 204 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,800 Well, you know what they say. 205 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,700 If you can't swim, keep out the water. 206 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,133 It was the only way she could afford that luxury spa weekend. 207 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:31,100 Thought you could do with some cheering up. 208 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,533 Not screaming "me," isn't it? 209 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:45,467 Well, no. 210 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:46,600 That's why I bought it. 211 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,200 Thought you could wear it on your nights off. 212 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,400 I've embarrassed you, haven't I? 213 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,267 No. 214 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:54,133 Ta. 215 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:56,133 Right, what can I get you? 216 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:59,067 Do you know, I've gone off the idea. 217 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,133 Come on, Sandra. 218 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,533 We can't afford this. 219 00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,167 Hey! 220 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:06,567 What's up with her? 221 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,167 You're her husband. 222 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,000 - 223 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,067 Fresh from the chippy. 224 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,967 I'd sooner have our two grand back. 225 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,600 Just give me a bit of time, eh. 226 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,667 I tried that. 227 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:28,233 Result? 228 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:32,933 Jamie and Karen are still taking the piss, as well as our money! 229 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,200 What do you think? 230 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,467 She's got the legs for 'em. 231 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:36,400 Karen bought me 'em. 232 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:39,767 With our money. 233 00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,133 Kel. 234 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:42,500 Jamie took the money we made from the school's 235 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,467 security contract. 236 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,833 Of course, you knew that already. 237 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:47,167 That was family money. 238 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,633 You got your cut. 239 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:49,800 "Cut?" 240 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,633 We earned every penny that's in there. 241 00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,633 Rein her in, Shane. 242 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:55,800 That might have been the way your marriage worked, 243 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,200 Mimi, but not mine. 244 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,133 I'll get the cash meself, like I should've 245 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:01,267 done in the first place! 246 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,067 Got the Young Conservatives in again? 247 00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,067 What's the damage? 248 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,767 Eight pound 69. 249 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,033 d apt. 250 00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:24,200 Stick it on me slate. 251 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,567 No, no more credit! 252 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:27,600 Laters 'taters! 253 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,500 It's nearly a ton now! 254 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,633 Suck my throbbing cock? 255 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,633 Fuck. 256 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:56,800 Um, look, Ches, thanks for the offer and that, 257 00:11:56,900 --> 00:12:00,700 but you're not really my type. 258 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,700 I'm talking about that sex line. 259 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,833 Oh, me too, yeah. 260 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,000 I can't get it out of me head. 261 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,467 Yeah, dirty things. 262 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:12,067 I've got final demands coming out my fucking ears. 263 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,167 How does it work? 264 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,967 Hah, I wondered how long it will 265 00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,633 be before the missus kicked him out and told 266 00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:21,200 him to get things sorted. 267 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,333 Adding psychic to your long list of talents? 268 00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:24,233 Karen phoned. 269 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,733 I just want a fair deal, and so does Kel. 270 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:30,967 You got a fair deal. 271 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,533 You get a cut that's in direct proportion 272 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:33,900 to the risks you take. 273 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,300 We're brothers. 274 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,267 Equal. 275 00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:37,700 Never have been, never will be. 276 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,200 All right, I've got a few-- a few ideas of me own. 277 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,367 I wanna try 'em out. 278 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:42,967 You had your chance to run things. 279 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:46,100 You got your ass kicked. 280 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,333 That's why I'm in charge and you're not. 281 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,667 Lock up. 282 00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,400 How did I do? 283 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,967 Good. 284 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,500 Any problems? 285 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,600 In the boot, I mean, I don't know what's been going on, 286 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,933 but-- - Best not knowing. 287 00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:00,800 Can you live with that? 288 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:01,733 Yeah. 289 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,800 Good. 290 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,033 This is going straight in my 21st fund. 291 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,600 I've got another job lined up for tomorrow, 292 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,533 if you're interested. 293 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,533 Yeah, too right. 294 00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:10,633 Get yourself something smart, yeah? 295 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,000 Presentable. 296 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,967 Working for the family now? 297 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,033 That's right. 298 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,967 Got to hand it to you, Jackson. 299 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,933 The food was beautiful! 300 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,033 JACKSON: Ta. 301 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,533 And all learned at his ma's knee. 302 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,333 I think it had more to do with Delia Smith 303 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,700 than it did his mother, but at least he made the effort. 304 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,767 JACKSON: Bollocks. 305 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,033 You lost something? 306 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,933 JACKSON: That Billie Holiday, I lent it out, 307 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,067 and I don't think I've had it back. 308 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,300 Billie Holiday? 309 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,033 Christ knows she needs a fucking holiday. 310 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,767 Have you heard the screeching from her? 311 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,333 She sang about racial hatred. 312 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,900 Nothing she could tell me about that. 313 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,933 What, because of Liverpool's involvement in the slave trade? 314 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,533 The Toxteth Riots. 315 00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:00,867 I stood shoulder to shoulder with your lot, 316 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,167 and I looted a fabulous fucking telly 317 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,533 and video while I was at it. 318 00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:07,167 So you joined in the struggle against oppression 319 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,100 and came away with a brand new surround sound? 320 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,467 Wages of war. 321 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,667 Race war. 322 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,267 That was the angle Thatcher and her mob pushed. 323 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:17,433 Had fuck all to do with race and everything to do with the fact 324 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,333 that anyone who lived in that area 325 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:22,467 got treated like shite by that Tory bitch. 326 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:26,500 We got to the point where we decided enough was enough. 327 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,200 Good on you. 328 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,633 You're too young to remember. 329 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:33,133 If you lived in places like Toxteth, Moss Side, 330 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:36,867 St. Paul's in the '70s and '80s, you were black, 331 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,933 whether you were black or not. 332 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,067 Know what I mean? 333 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,867 "I'm a fucking scally, and I'm screwing your gaff. 334 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,433 If you don't tell the dibble, I'll 335 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,367 let you pull down my trackies and swallow my big, hard cock. 336 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:54,933 Smack my arse till it's red raw, stick your fingers up my--" 337 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:56,733 Fuck right off. 338 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,900 This is disgusting, man! 339 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,800 Well, it's supply and demand. 340 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,233 Where there's shit, there's brass. 341 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,100 Now, do you need the cash or not? 342 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,733 "That's right. 343 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,000 I'm scum. 344 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,067 Just out of Borstal, balls ready to burst. 345 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,167 Now, work your tongue around my time working class--" 346 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,300 No! 347 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,033 It's "work your tongue down my throbbing shaft, 348 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,300 licking your way to my tight working class ring." 349 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,100 Well, get it right, for fuck's sake! 350 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,567 And your rhythm's all wrong. 351 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,367 You'll be losing punters left, right, and center. 352 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,267 Now, go again from the top. 353 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,567 Ready? 354 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,133 - "I'm a working class scally." - Bit gruffer. 355 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,467 "I'm a working class scally." 356 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,300 Spot on. 357 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,633 CHES: I'm screwing your gaff. 358 00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:46,567 Filthy cunt. 359 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,833 Mind if I hand these out? 360 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:52,767 What are they? 361 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,500 Discount vouchers. 362 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,867 Recession, not much money about, is there? 363 00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,167 Not as much as there used to be. 364 00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:03,033 Anything you want for a tenner. 365 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,533 Gonna film it too. 366 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:08,033 Chance for you to be the star of your own little movie. 367 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,200 How about that? 368 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,133 What do you think you're doing? 369 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,233 Can't you read? 370 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,367 Not here, not ever. 371 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,333 'Cause everybody knows nothing underhand happens in here, 372 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,167 don't they? 373 00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:24,267 Get out of my pub. 374 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,400 But it's not your pub. 375 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,733 Jamie robbed it from under your nose 376 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,933 when you were having your wobbly. 377 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,767 Or did you forget? 378 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,333 [gasping] 379 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,767 [shouting] 380 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:52,000 What the fuck is going on? 381 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,500 Like a pair of bitches on heat! 382 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,567 Pack it in! 383 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,733 This is getting sorted once and for all. 384 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,233 Family pow wow. 385 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,467 I'll tell you where and when. 386 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,433 Now, get! 387 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:09,933 And you, drink! 388 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,267 I said, drink! 389 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,667 Go straight to that address. 390 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,167 No detours, no fucking about. 391 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,467 You do not let this out your sight. 392 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,300 You need to give it to a guy called Kermit. 393 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,067 Understood. 394 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,033 Family business. 395 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,100 Important family business. 396 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,267 You only talk on that. 397 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:27,633 You'll need a car. 398 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,567 [honking] 399 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,733 Bit old for joyriding. 400 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,467 Uh, company car. 401 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,600 On business. 402 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:45,533 Finish at 6:00. 403 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,533 That right? 404 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,167 I'll pick you up outside the shop. 405 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,467 Come on, live a little. 406 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,367 Listen, I'm a nice guy when you get to know me. 407 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,133 That's what other girls say. 408 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,000 We could be on the Dales in half an hour. 409 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,967 Country pub, bit of food. 410 00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,100 I'll be outside the shop at 6:00. 411 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,200 Make sure you are. 412 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:16,700 KERMIT: Step, kick, turn. 413 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 Step, kick, turn. 414 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,333 Step, kick, turn. 415 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,300 Kick and turn. 416 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,633 Step, kick, turn, and pop. 417 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,533 Hold it. 418 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:29,500 Plie down slowly. 419 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,400 Like grinding on a cock. 420 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,200 Come on, Saskia, get your knees wider than that. 421 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:41,033 I've seen you on Saturday night on the wheelie bin out back. 422 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:41,933 Big finale. 423 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,633 Bally Teeth and tits. 424 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:45,533 Fuck me. 425 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:46,467 Just tits. 426 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:53,200 And five, six, seven, eight. 427 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,433 Sex on a fucking plate. 428 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,267 All right, get yourselves washed up, ladies. 429 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,600 Top and tail, fucking stinks like the fucking 430 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,633 fishmongers in here. 431 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:01,533 Fuck me. 432 00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:02,600 Like fucking Grimsby. 433 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:08,500 I take you're not here for the audition. 434 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,400 It's Maguire business. 435 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,733 Not here, you fucking idiot! 436 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,100 Never in public, you fucking twat! 437 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:23,600 You must be Carl. 438 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,633 Carl Gallagher. 439 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,933 Not a Maguire. 440 00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:30,033 Jamie must trust you. 441 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,267 His right-hand man. 442 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,867 An Alsatian ripped me throat open 443 00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:41,533 and swallowed me voice box. 444 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:44,433 We laugh about it now, don't we, Griffin? 445 00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:45,767 [growling] 446 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,367 Don't worry. 447 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,267 He's been fed. 448 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,400 You'll have to go upstairs in the bar while I count this. 449 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,333 Tasty little Pole on a pole up next. 450 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,267 You can fuck her if you want. 451 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,800 My treat. 452 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,300 She likes it up the Gary. 453 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,667 [chuckling] 454 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,033 [barking] 455 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:21,167 Down, Griffin! 456 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,767 She hates Billie Holiday. 457 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,933 I hate Billie Holiday, can't stand Michael Jackson, 458 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:34,133 think Al Green's only ever done three decent tunes in his life. 459 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,267 Don't get me started on Diana bleeding Ross. 460 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,300 She treated the riots as an excuse for a looting spree. 461 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,800 I think some of your black brothers 462 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,300 may have done the same. 463 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,900 We both know what the root of this particular problem is. 464 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,900 Not that again. 465 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,233 You're a Man U fan. 466 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,667 All Man U fans hate Scousers. 467 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:48,567 Admit it. 468 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,933 You're being ridiculous. 469 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:53,167 You're accusing Mimi of all sorts, when you and I both know 470 00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:54,533 who the real bigot is. 471 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:55,900 I resent that. 472 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,133 She says we're different. 473 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,033 You'd call her a racist if she didn't. 474 00:20:59,133 --> 00:20:59,967 She can't win. 475 00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,500 You've got me all wrong. 476 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,967 All I'm saying is, you can't make assumptions 477 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,467 on the color of someone's skin. 478 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,100 I know, babe. 479 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,367 I mean, I always assumed all black men had big cocks. 480 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:18,500 Give us those here. 481 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,867 Going somewhere? 482 00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:46,067 [barking] 483 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:49,033 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 484 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,533 I thought you said this was untouched. 485 00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:55,167 Jamie handed it to me, and I handed it to you. 486 00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:57,400 Jamie's too clue in to cross me, son. 487 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,167 Which means the only person stupid enough 488 00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,667 to try and rip me off is you. 489 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,033 No, Kermy. 490 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:06,367 It's "Kermit," you little piece of fucking shite! 491 00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:11,200 If you touch me, and Jamie'll come 492 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,433 down on you so fucking hard! 493 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,400 It's the Maguire's you're messing with now. 494 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,733 You think Jamie's gonna go to war with me 495 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,200 over a waste of space like you? 496 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,800 Look, what the fuck's all this about? 497 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,000 Down, Griffin! 498 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,667 This is two grand light. 499 00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,600 It can't be. 500 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,700 It's Never left my side. 501 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,300 Yeah, what-- what the fuck do you think you're doing? 502 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,667 I'm gonna teach you a lesson, son, that you're 503 00:22:35,767 --> 00:22:37,400 never gonna fucking forget. 504 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,367 Oh, please, no. 505 00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:39,800 KERMIT: Hold him down, Judy. 506 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,800 No, no, no, no! 507 00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:03,867 I swear to God I didn't touch a penny of it. 508 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:04,967 Please, not that. 509 00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:05,867 Anything but that. 510 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,600 Please, just don't bum me. 511 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,567 Please, Kermit. 512 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,900 Bum you? 513 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000 I'm not gonna fucking bum you, you filthy little fucker! 514 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,133 I'm changing into me trackie bottoms. 515 00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:17,000 I've got two new numbers to choreograph 516 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,067 by Friday lunch time. 517 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:19,967 Jamie'll vouch for me. 518 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,733 I'd never do nothing like that. I'm not a thief. 519 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:22,867 I swear God. 520 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:24,467 Will you stop your fucking moaning? 521 00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,133 Jesus! 522 00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:28,433 It wasn't me. 523 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,267 I've been doing business with the Maguires 524 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,633 since before you were born, son. 525 00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:35,867 Paddy never let me down. 526 00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,967 Mimi never let me down. 527 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:40,700 Jamie never let me down. 528 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,033 Until he started using you. 529 00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:44,100 Sir, I never. 530 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:49,867 I can't run the risk of another little 531 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:52,567 toe-rag ripping me off, thinking I'll just 532 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:53,833 stand back and do nothing. 533 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,600 I have to send out a very clear message 534 00:23:56,700 --> 00:24:00,100 that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated. 535 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,733 Oh, no. 536 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:06,433 Which one's your wanking hand? 537 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:07,700 What? 538 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,300 It's not a difficult question, you sick fucking twat! 539 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,967 Which one's your fucking jizz fist? 540 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,933 Left or right? 541 00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:18,267 I'm-- I'm ambidextrous. 542 00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:21,133 Oh, he's ambidextrous, Judy. 543 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:25,067 I'll just have to cut a finger off both then, won't I? 544 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:26,467 Hold him still, Judy. 545 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:28,700 I'll have the fucking lot off. - No, no. 546 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,700 Tell your mates, Carl, nobody fucks with Kermy. 547 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,667 No, please. 548 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,100 Not even Little Miss Piggy. 549 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,333 Wait, wait. 550 00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:38,233 Please. 551 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200 Me bollocks! 552 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,800 [phone ringing] 553 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:35,367 Peekaboo! 554 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,767 [screaming] 555 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,700 Yeah, cool. 556 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,600 Meet you there in a bit. 557 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,700 Bye. 558 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,233 Just off to meet a friend in town. 559 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,600 Well, next time you report to granddad, 560 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,167 tell him I'm back in the black, yeah? 561 00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:04,067 All sorted, like i said it would be. 562 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:20,167 After that feast you cooked me, I want to return the favor. 563 00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:22,333 Been ringing round me mates from Tocky. 564 00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:28,733 Don't know whether to do Afro-Caribbean, Somali, Thai? 565 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,367 Very multicultural. 566 00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,867 Never judge a book by its cover. 567 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,000 Obviously. 568 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,767 Every color of the rainbow where I grew up. 569 00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:40,633 At school, I was a right wigger. 570 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:46,033 had the Bo Derek braids and loved Boney M, And the Cosbys 571 00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:47,867 We can't thank you enough for your support. 572 00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:49,600 I'm just one big melting pot, me. 573 00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:59,333 Got a few football tickets to get rid of behind the bar, Mum. 574 00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:00,167 Usual. 575 00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:01,867 I'll take the Liverpool ones. 576 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,933 Wouldn't touch the United ones with a shitty stick, though. 577 00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:07,767 You and me both, the smug fucking bastards. 578 00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:08,667 See you later. 579 00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:09,600 See you later. 580 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,800 Just been talking about your lot. 581 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,367 My lot? 582 00:27:18,467 --> 00:27:20,133 I mean, I know you're always in the limelight and on telly, 583 00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:23,367 but fucking hell, do you ever stop rubbing it in? 584 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:26,800 A glorious history and all that shite? 585 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,667 Do us all a favor, and shut the fuck up for a bit, eh? 586 00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:37,867 Fuck that. 587 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:39,067 I'm not drinking in here. 588 00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:41,033 What's happened? 589 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:43,033 Us lot are just off home, Mimi. 590 00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:44,567 And good fucking riddance, eh? 591 00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:50,567 AVRIL: Jackson? 592 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,133 [phone ringing] 593 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:17,567 Carl. 594 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:19,900 Look, I'm sorry, right. 595 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,300 Carl, what the fuck? 596 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,400 I just need for you to know that it wasn't me 597 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,800 that fucked up your business. 598 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,400 MIMI: Right, let's start. - I need to go. 599 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,767 Business. MIMI: Can it wait? 600 00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:39,700 JAMIE: Can't. 601 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,000 MIMI: It's gonna have to. 602 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,700 This is a family meeting, yeah? 603 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,967 Shouldn't we wait for Mickey? 604 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:45,600 Oh, he's even less fucking use than you. 605 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,600 Can we get this over with? 606 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:52,467 Right, she was handing these out in pub. 607 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:56,900 "Your chance to appear in your own porno as Kelly 608 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,100 does Chatsworth. 609 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,100 I need 50 of the hardest men I can find, 610 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,833 and I mean hard, to make my dream come true. 611 00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:11,167 Do you measure up?" 612 00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:13,767 You were handing these out in the pub? 613 00:29:13,867 --> 00:29:17,300 Paddy was selling smack to kids a few years back. 614 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,967 You were dealing weed from your own front door. 615 00:29:20,067 --> 00:29:23,067 I wasn't sticking me ass out of it and charging a tenner for it 616 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:24,800 to be filled, though, was I? 617 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,267 Did you know about this? 618 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:28,433 If you mean, did I ask his permission, no, I didn't. 619 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:30,667 It's been a bit difficult trying to make ends meet. 620 00:29:30,767 --> 00:29:32,767 It's been fucking impossible. 621 00:29:32,867 --> 00:29:34,300 And it's been made worse by the fact 622 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,767 that we've been getting ripped off by so-called family! 623 00:29:37,867 --> 00:29:39,867 [phone ringing] 624 00:29:39,967 --> 00:29:41,567 Kermit. 625 00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:42,467 I can't be. 626 00:29:42,567 --> 00:29:44,100 I counted it meself. 627 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,633 No, I'm not calling you a liar. 628 00:29:46,733 --> 00:29:49,467 Carl wouldn't do that. 629 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:50,900 Look, I'm on me way. I'll sort it. 630 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,200 15 minutes, yeah? 631 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:56,033 Who've you been upsetting now? 632 00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:57,533 Carl made a drop to Kermit. 633 00:29:57,633 --> 00:29:58,300 It's down 2K. 634 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,767 He won't do business now. 635 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,233 Carl's ripped us off. 636 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,233 I'll kill the little fucker. 637 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,133 My bird walked out on us. 638 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:23,900 Yeah, left us in a right Jeremy Kyle. 639 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,600 Yeah, I have to sell me arse now just to keep her in nappies. 640 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,433 Yeah, you like that, don't you? 641 00:30:29,533 --> 00:30:32,200 Yeah, got you nice and hard, does it? 642 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,067 You've come already? 643 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,300 I haven't even got started. 644 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,600 Ches, we are sitting on a gold mine here, man. 645 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:39,867 I'm telling you. 646 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:41,800 A few more days, it'd set you up for life. 647 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,967 Reckon? 648 00:30:43,067 --> 00:30:44,767 We cleared over a grand in two days. 649 00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:46,233 Well, another week of this, you'd 650 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:48,100 be able to buy that little car you've had your eye on. 651 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,967 A fortnight in Spain next summer, nice trackie, trainers. 652 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,200 Babe magnet. 653 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,167 Yeah. 654 00:30:54,267 --> 00:30:55,533 More pussy than a cat's home, mate. 655 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:57,767 [phone ringing] 656 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,133 Yeah, lick my Adidas, you piece of shit. 657 00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:02,033 You want it, don't you? 658 00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:03,000 I do indeed. 659 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,567 Desperate for it? 660 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,467 I'm partial to a Pilcher, but I wouldn't say I was desperate. 661 00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:09,300 You wanna stick it up my nice, tight virgin ass, don't you? 662 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,467 No, I'm gonna stick it on a cracker. 663 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:13,700 But if you give me a bit more notice when you're up for a bit 664 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,333 of kink, I'll gladly oblige. 665 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,433 He hasn't been home. 666 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,933 He'll have been out spilling his seed, just like his father. 667 00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:28,100 My Brendan was the same, spilling it 668 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,033 everywhere, just like a horse. 669 00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:32,133 Ruined the Axminster. 670 00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:33,767 Had his prostate whizzed out. 671 00:31:33,867 --> 00:31:35,233 That put a stop to it. 672 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:38,033 Then Rodney took over where his father left off, 673 00:31:38,133 --> 00:31:40,433 spilling it left, right, and center. 674 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:43,967 Such a persistent stain, isn't it? 675 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:47,133 Well, I am starting to worry. 676 00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:49,433 What if he misses his own birthday party? 677 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,567 He's not a child. 678 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:52,833 It's a Gallagher thing. 679 00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:55,633 All the men try and do a runner before any celebration. 680 00:32:01,467 --> 00:32:02,600 Can I have a hand here, please? 681 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,933 Unless, of course, there's a free bar. 682 00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:07,033 Eh? 683 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,800 [phone ringing] 684 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:33,000 There's not many places you can hide in a car like this. 685 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,500 Fuck off. 686 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,600 Jackson's running late. 687 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,867 He's dropping Letitia off at a friend's. 688 00:32:38,967 --> 00:32:40,500 I he'll can't like this. 689 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,633 Why wouldn't we? 690 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:44,367 Don't think curry's too heavy for lunch, do you? 691 00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:45,700 Stop worrying. 692 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,300 It's just that your fella's not that easy to impress. 693 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,533 So why try? 694 00:32:50,633 --> 00:32:51,533 Who cares what he thinks? 695 00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:52,733 I do. 696 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:55,000 There's one thing you should know about Jackson. 697 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,867 He's a good man, and I love him, but he 698 00:32:57,967 --> 00:33:00,300 can be a complete wanker! 699 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,367 At least he knows his own mind and stands 700 00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:04,467 up for what he believes in. 701 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,033 [knocking on door] 702 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:07,200 All right, all right. 703 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:09,100 Calm down, calm down. 704 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,067 Is right, Mimi girl? 705 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:15,333 Buzzing, laughing, toffee apple, kidda? 706 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:16,567 Eh? 707 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:17,400 The money wasn't there. 708 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,867 He was gonna cut my fingers off! 709 00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:20,767 Strip. 710 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,800 What? 711 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,100 I said, strip. 712 00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:35,100 I didn't take the cash, Jamie. 713 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,767 I know it's hard for you to believe, but I didn't. 714 00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:38,700 I wouldn't. 715 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,633 It's not in my nature. 716 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,667 You put your faith in me. 717 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:45,233 Why the fuck would I chuck it back in your face? 718 00:33:49,033 --> 00:33:51,467 Get in the car. 719 00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:52,500 Please, Jamie. 720 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,933 Get in the fucking car! 721 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:55,933 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 722 00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:58,933 Man up, Carl! 723 00:33:59,033 --> 00:34:01,467 Come on! 724 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:02,400 I'm not a man. 725 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,833 I'm just a kid! 726 00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,400 I don't wanna go with you! 727 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,867 My cock's as thick as a beer can, and it wants your hole. 728 00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:16,500 The hardest scally on the streets, that's who this is. 729 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,833 Now, touch your toes, and spread those butt cheeks! 730 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:20,733 Who? 731 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,967 But I've got a jock strap on, and I'm 732 00:34:26,067 --> 00:34:29,133 just back from the match. 733 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,000 I've got an eight inch throbber. 734 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,100 He wants you. 735 00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:39,533 I told you before, you filthy little fucker. 736 00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:41,167 Lick my boots clean. 737 00:34:41,267 --> 00:34:43,667 Yeah, I want every fucking stud gleaming. 738 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:47,867 And when you've done that, I want your mouth around my toes. 739 00:34:47,967 --> 00:34:50,300 Nice one. Any time, mate. 740 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400 Yeah, bye. 741 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,600 It just rots the soul, doesn't it? 742 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,133 You know, zaps your aura? 743 00:34:58,233 --> 00:34:59,267 It's good money. 744 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:00,500 It can't be good for you. 745 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,967 You know, absorbing that day after day. 746 00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:05,167 It blurs your moral boundaries. 747 00:35:05,267 --> 00:35:08,567 It's corrupted and, you know, it's making me feel sick, 748 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:10,033 talking to those perverts. 749 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:12,600 Fuck's sake, Mickey, if it's getting to you that much, 750 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,733 let's just call it a day. 751 00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:19,367 They're human beings, you know. 752 00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:21,333 [phone ringing] 753 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:26,533 Fuck off, filth! 754 00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:27,933 Ugh! 755 00:35:28,033 --> 00:35:30,067 I think you owe Mimi an apology. 756 00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:31,700 I think she owes me one. 757 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,333 All that shit about "your lot and our glorious history." 758 00:35:36,433 --> 00:35:38,067 Hundreds of years of oppression and she-- 759 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:39,533 Hang on. 760 00:35:39,633 --> 00:35:42,533 When I said, "your lot," I meant Man United supporters. 761 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:45,400 Who the fucking hell did you think I was talking about? 762 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:54,400 Jackson got it into his head that you were insulting us lot. 763 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:59,267 how fucking Dare you So you get into the comedy scouse gear 764 00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:00,633 to get your own back. 765 00:36:00,733 --> 00:36:02,300 I was illustrating a point. 766 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,467 That scousers are all trackie-wearing, 767 00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:06,167 curly-headed scum. 768 00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:10,267 No, that it's a misconception. 769 00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:12,300 The same as black people eating curried 770 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,900 goat out of a wooden bowl. 771 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,567 Do you know how hard it is to find goat? 772 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,533 I go out of my way to provide an authentic meal. 773 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:25,700 I'm not a lover of goat. 774 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,467 You're right. 775 00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:31,800 He is a wanker. 776 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:36,100 Well, you can take your sneery half smile and fuck off. 777 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,167 And I'll flush that bag of skunk I bought. 778 00:36:40,267 --> 00:36:41,267 Wouldn't wanna offend. 779 00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:45,367 Who's offended? 780 00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:55,567 I've got the money. 781 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,433 It's not just about the money, Jamie. 782 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,200 I said I'd slip you some extra. 783 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,833 Call it compensation. 784 00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:10,567 Your little rookie's not leaving 785 00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:13,433 here without a fucking mark. 786 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:14,600 I've got you! 787 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:15,533 Hey! 788 00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:22,367 You'll take the cash and leave me to sort him. 789 00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:23,767 You got it? 790 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:24,733 Come on. 791 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:25,667 You think you've lost face? 792 00:37:25,767 --> 00:37:27,100 What about me? 793 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,267 Done over by someone I had ambition for, 794 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:32,033 someone I gave a chance to, someone I trusted. 795 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:33,567 I've got something lined up for Carl. 796 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:34,633 Don't you worry about that. 797 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:42,733 Put that on. 798 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:48,633 Blindfold, you tit. 799 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,167 [sniffing] 800 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:27,500 No, Jamie. 801 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,567 Any last words, Carl? 802 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:29,500 No! 803 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,900 Come on. 804 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,067 Please, Jamie. 805 00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:44,533 The birthday boy's here! 806 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:45,433 Hey! 807 00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:52,700 Keep it together, bud. 808 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,733 Mate, I think I just pissed a bit. 809 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,700 You owe me. 810 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,100 Hey. 811 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,267 happy birthday. 812 00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:03,800 Aw. 813 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,267 What's up with him? - He's overcome. 814 00:39:05,367 --> 00:39:06,867 We were worried sick. 815 00:39:06,967 --> 00:39:08,333 Did you do all this? 816 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:11,300 We helped out, but Jamie organized everything. 817 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,967 Couldn't let me mate down on his birthday now, could I? 818 00:39:16,067 --> 00:39:18,467 [music playing] 819 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,567 The only reason decent thing to come out of Manchester 820 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:24,700 is the M62. 821 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,033 And the greatest football team in the land. 822 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,200 Wayne Rooney. 823 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:28,967 Oasis. 824 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,467 Lennon wannabes. 825 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:32,533 JACKSON: What about inflicting fucking Cilla on us? 826 00:39:32,633 --> 00:39:33,767 Mick fucking Hucknall. 827 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,067 Liverpool was a city built on slavery. 828 00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,633 I never dragged anyone out the jungle. 829 00:39:38,733 --> 00:39:39,800 Sins of the fathers. 830 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,067 What about the sins of your fathers? 831 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:43,533 Some of them chiefs sold their own. 832 00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:46,500 The black race have had to live through centuries 833 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,600 of oppression. 834 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,833 I'm a woman, black. 835 00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:51,667 Scouse, black. 836 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:54,233 Fat, black. 837 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:57,000 Working class, black. 838 00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,733 and where were you when my ancestors were starving 839 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,300 to death back in Ireland? 840 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,533 So don't talk to me about perse-fucking-cution. 841 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,333 We'll take your presents back to the house. 842 00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:20,200 You can't trust this thieving lot. 843 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,100 All the best, son. 844 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,800 Now that you're 21, if you need any advice on women-- 845 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:28,567 You cheeky twat. 846 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:30,900 Hey. 847 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,700 There you go, son. 848 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,467 Just wanted to say a few words on this special day. 849 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,400 Got something for you. 850 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,600 You grew fast. 851 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:41,567 It seems like only yesterday. 852 00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:53,433 We didn't know what to get you, so we got you these. 853 00:40:53,533 --> 00:40:54,867 Happy birthday. 854 00:40:54,967 --> 00:40:57,800 Listen, I really appreciate this, girls, 855 00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,667 but I'm spoken for, so-- 856 00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:12,733 Took your fucking time! 857 00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:14,333 I'm out. 858 00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:17,600 You mean, Jamie pushed you out? 859 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:18,900 My decision to walk. 860 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,533 Sure you done the right thing? 861 00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:21,667 Absolutely. 862 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:24,000 And I've had my wings clipped for too long. 863 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,400 I feel like I can fly with you. 864 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,467 You don't half talk shit sometimes. 865 00:41:29,567 --> 00:41:31,633 Well, go back now and kiss and make up. 866 00:41:31,733 --> 00:41:32,567 Ah, ah, ah. 867 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:36,000 You wanted bollocks. 868 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,633 Don't do this for me. 869 00:41:37,733 --> 00:41:40,867 I am doing this for me. 870 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:43,133 And we better on our own. 871 00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:45,967 Whatever we earn is ours. 872 00:41:46,067 --> 00:41:47,967 Just me and you, babe. 873 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:50,200 Bonny and fucking Clyde, eh? 874 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,033 We're all just standing around, stroking our cocks 875 00:42:09,133 --> 00:42:13,267 for the games teacher. - You were doing so well. 876 00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:21,567 Sorry about last night. 877 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:22,500 Last night? 878 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,767 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 879 00:42:27,867 --> 00:42:28,967 Didn't wait long, did you? 880 00:42:29,067 --> 00:42:31,333 I didn't wait at all. 881 00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:32,067 I wasn't there. 882 00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:33,567 We made a date. 883 00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:35,167 You made a date. 884 00:42:35,267 --> 00:42:39,200 I had other arrangements. 885 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:42,800 Those girls are more your type. 886 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:45,300 Enjoy your evening. 887 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,733 [shouting] 888 00:42:55,233 --> 00:42:56,267 MAN: Come on, Lils, get down. 889 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,600 Had a good night? 890 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:04,833 Yeah, thanks, Jamie. 891 00:43:04,933 --> 00:43:07,200 Listen, I'm sorry I thought you were-- 892 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,867 with the car and the blindfold. 893 00:43:08,967 --> 00:43:10,067 Fucking hell, Carl. 894 00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:12,433 I'm still 2 grand down, though. 895 00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:14,600 You're gonna have to work that off. 896 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,500 I thought you wanted rid. 897 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,700 I took it. 898 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,800 You did what? 899 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,533 Well, it works for everyone else. 900 00:43:23,633 --> 00:43:24,933 I took what was ours. 901 00:43:25,033 --> 00:43:27,100 You wouldn't hand it over, so I took it! 902 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,900 And you're not getting an apology, 903 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,333 and you're not getting it back. 904 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:31,633 It was ours! 905 00:43:31,733 --> 00:43:32,867 Wasn't it, Shane? 906 00:43:32,967 --> 00:43:34,700 Do you know what trouble you've caused? 907 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,600 Wasn't it, Shane? 908 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,500 Shane? 909 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,900 Listen, I won't fuck it up again. 910 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 I know you won't. 911 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,633 Oh, leave him in his own vomit. 912 00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:01,567 What if he chokes? 913 00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:02,600 Throw tablecloth over him. 914 00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:03,600 He'll be fine. 915 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,967 I've joined the family business. 916 00:44:21,067 --> 00:44:22,800 that is funny, Carl. 917 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:25,600 Because I've just left. 918 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,567 I hope you know what you're getting yourself into. 919 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:31,000 It's the only fucking around here with any prospects. 920 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,467 You're dickhead, Carl. 921 00:44:32,567 --> 00:44:36,267 A stupid, naive, little prick, who's just 922 00:44:36,367 --> 00:44:39,133 made the biggest mistake of his life. 923 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:44,633 And how's that? 924 00:44:44,733 --> 00:44:45,533 You'll see. 925 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,900 CARL: So your garden might not be all stripey lawns 926 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,933 and blossom trees. 927 00:44:53,033 --> 00:44:56,267 Could be full of thorns, hidden dangers. 928 00:44:56,367 --> 00:44:58,167 But chances are, you'll know about them. 929 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:08,867 21 years in this garden, this shit hole, 930 00:45:08,967 --> 00:45:10,833 this little plot of earth. 931 00:45:10,933 --> 00:45:12,400 And I want 21 more. 932 00:45:15,567 --> 00:45:23,900 And I want to spend each and every one of them right here. 933 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,500 [theme music] 934 00:46:04,233 --> 00:46:06,433 Brown girl in the ring. 935 00:46:06,533 --> 00:46:07,700 Tra-la-la-la-la. 936 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,333 There's a brown girl in the ring. 937 00:46:11,433 --> 00:46:13,000 Tra-la-la-la-la. 938 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,367 Brown girl in the ring. 939 00:46:15,467 --> 00:46:17,167 Tra-la-la-la-la. 940 00:46:17,267 --> 00:46:21,300 She looks like a sugar in a plum. 941 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,167 A plum! 942 00:46:22,267 --> 00:46:24,733 Show me your motion. 943 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,733 Tra-la-la-la-la. 944 00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:28,933 Come on, show me your motion. 945 00:46:29,033 --> 00:46:31,067 Tra-la-la-la-la-la. 946 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:33,233 Show me your motion. 947 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:38,633 Tra-la-la-la-la-la She looks like a sugar in a plum. 948 00:46:38,733 --> 00:46:40,267 A plum.