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[sirens]

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Tickets this way for
the Chatsworth Express.

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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives

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they were given by Him upstairs.

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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.

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What sounds on Earth could ever
replace kids needing money,

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or wives in your face?

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Cause this, people reckon--

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and me included-- is why pubs
and drugs were kindly invented.

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To calm us all down,
stop us going mental.

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These are Chatsworth
Estates' basic essentials.

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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.

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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.

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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers

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who'll come on your face
for the price of a beer.

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Make poverty history.

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Cheaper drugs now.

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Make poverty history.

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Cheaper drugs now!

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Scatter!

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Party!

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MONICA (VOICEOVER): A very
important business person

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once said if you do
nothing in life--

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well, then you become nothing.

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You have to get out
there and make it happen.

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Come to think of it, it was
someone off "The Apprentice."

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They got fired in the first
week, but you get the point,

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don't you?

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It's up to you to
get what you want.

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If all you want in
life is to be needed,

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then you have to
make yourself needed.

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Look out for people.

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Help them when
they're struggling.

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Always try to do
the right thing.

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Or the best way to get people
to want, need, and love

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you is to just stop short.

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Marylin Monroe to Kurt
Cobain, just stop short.

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Always-- always leave
him wanting more.

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Debbie!

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[shouting]

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Stella!

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No way!

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The washer's broke!

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Again?

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Liam!

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On me way.

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Maxine, Carl, towel.

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It's like being in
ward 3C all over again.

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Maternity?

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Geriatrics.

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Norma!

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Fucking noise in this place.

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Well, quick.

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Let us through.

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Why don't you shit in a
courier bag in the yard, you

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fucking--

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I'm not here for the bog.

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Washer's broke.

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Sorry we disturbed ya.

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Where are ya going?

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Jockey.

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No!

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But I made ya breakfast!

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That's what we're gonna
be talking about today--

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storage and shelving.

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So, let's get on to it.

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We're gonna start off
with a panel board.

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These pine panel boards,
put these together,

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will come in around
about 7 pounds--

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Get off!

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Watch it, lad.

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What have you
took that out for?

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Me and Kel are making
our own porn, aren't we?

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Who'd want to
watch you two at it?

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We'll make a fortune.

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A picture is worth
a thousand words.

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A mint more than your
shit toss stories, anyway.

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Ah!

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I'll fucking kill ya!

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No!

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Pack it in, you two.

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Stop horsing about.

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Paddy.
- Hiya.

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Sorry to--

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The fuck are you
doing, marching in here?

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Well, it was on the latch.

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Sorry.

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I didn't mean to be any bother.

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I just wanted to drop this in.

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Well, it is today, isn't it?

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Yeah, it is.

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Thought so.

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Here.

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Past is history.

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Future's a mystery.

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Presents-- a gift.

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That's what it should
have said, only

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I'm not very good at icing.

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Thanks.

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It's dead nice.

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And don't worry--

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I made it with raspberry
jam, because I know

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Paddy doesn't like strawberry.

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Is he around?

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Any minute now.

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Right.

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Well-- best leave you to it.

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Shouldn't have took it.

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Don't be so ungrateful.

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Take it over there.

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And if you drop it,
I'll fucking drop you.

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Dad'll be back.

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I know it.

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Of course he will.

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It's our anniversary.

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He'd walk across broken
glass and swim seven seas.

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And fucking sprout
fucking wings, if need be.

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He'll be here.

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[knocking]

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Come on, will ya?

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Got a throat like
a nun's joff, here.

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Fucking whatever happened to
the 24 hour drinking culture?

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Broken fucking dreams.

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Hey!

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Come on.

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Fuck for that.

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Come on, let us get past.

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Sorry, Frank.

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What?

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Invited guests only.

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Private fucking function?

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Pissing down here.

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Oh, now it all adds
up, doesn't it?

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Yeah.
Fucking Maguire conspiracy.

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Well, we're not
going to take it.

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This is our pub.

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We want it back!

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Come on.

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You with me?

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Come on, are you with me?

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[coughing]

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Bless you.

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Yeah.

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Just fuck off,
will ya, space man?

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Hey, I've gotta
get this man to--

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Oh, Never mind.

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You got his fags.

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Tah-dah!

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I heard the Jockey
was gonna be closed.

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Yeah, you was right.

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Is that fucking--

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I thought we could share 'em.

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You know what
thought did, don't ya?

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Fucking hell!

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Freemasons,
golfers, magicians--

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fucking magic circle cunts.

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Think they can just put up a
little sign that says private,

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and that's it.

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They've got carte
fucking blanche to spend

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all night fisting each other.

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Private fucking function.

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Wedding anniversary, innit?

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Yeah, Mandy's put us
on the guest list.

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Guest list?

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MONICA: I, Monica
Raquelle Dallimore

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take you, Francis
Vernon Gallagher,

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to be my lawfully
wedded husband.

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[gasping]

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It's a free bar.

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Where are you off out?

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What's it got to do with you?

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Shopping.

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You want aught?

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Fags.

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You can't get what I need.

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You want something, you.

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Whatever it is,
you're not getting it.

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Out!

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[inaudible]

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Come on, get the fuck out

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Now!

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Now Ah!

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You-- you fucking mad man.

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The fuck you-- get the
fuck away from the car.

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What, do you want your bag?

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The Bosa?

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This here's the Bosa.

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How long have you been in there?

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Are you listening to me?

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Are you fucking listening to me?

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Eh?

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Who the fuck are ya?

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KELLY: Lens cap.

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Oh-- oh, yeah.

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Oh!

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[moaning]

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KELLY: Fuck!

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[moaning]

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SHANE: Aw, for fuck's sake.

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KELLY: Hang on a sec.

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[moaning]

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[whooping]

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[moaning]

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Peg.

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What, I could have been
done for smuggling.

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Or trafficking.

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Whatever it is.

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You hid a kid--

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You hid a fucking
deaf kid in the car.

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What am I supposed
to do with him?

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Peg.

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Peg!

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Leave me alone.

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Read my lips and--

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Look, Danny-- your
auntie Peg asked

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me to take you to a house.

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Your granddad's house, yeah?

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Fuck this.

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I just meant to
bring the car back.

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I didn't sign up for this.

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What, you think you can buy me?

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Come on.

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Oi!

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Oi-- oi, Danny.

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Oi.

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What are you doing?

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- That's the last one.
- No.

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But-- I do have another
little something for ya.

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Oh, yeah?

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Whatever it is you want,
you're not getting it.

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Come on.
Come on.

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Oi.

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Yeah.

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[moaning]

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You're not getting it.

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Still not having it.

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Sit right here.

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Ow!

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SINGING ON TELEVISION: We're
the very best at being bad.

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We're the very
best at being bad.

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You all right there, darling?

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No.

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No.

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Must be all right.

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You gave it to me.

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Shh.

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Shh, shh.

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Shush now.

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Please, stop.

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I can't.

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00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:02,467
I can't.

252
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:03,733
Not anymore.

253
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:07,433
I just-- please.

254
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Stop.

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It's OK.

256
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,567
It's OK.

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I think it's time.

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Time to stop.

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[music playing]

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(SINGING) Nobody knows, yeah.

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You were always down.

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I was your pal.

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Right from the start.

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Gave you my heart.

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Whoa!

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Gave you my heart.

267
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Where the fuck is dad?

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Still in Spain, might be.

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He'd be having a great time.

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00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,700
Well, he needs to be here.

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If only for her sake.

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[applause]

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Thank you!

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Cheers!
- Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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OK, our next number is
one of my favorite songs.

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"Don't Go Breaking My Heart."

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Not again?

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Again.

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[cheering]

281
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,567
Nice one.

282
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,133
[music playing]

283
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:23,733
Guest list only.

284
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,633
But it's all right.

285
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,600
He's with me.

286
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,500
I didn't mean--

287
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,800
Just a bottle, please.

288
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,767
(SINGING) Don't go
breaking my heart.

289
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,300
My very own John Holmes.

290
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:40,567
Drink?

291
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,767
That's the end.

292
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:47,667
The wardrobe.

293
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,433
Little bastard!

294
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,933
I'll kill him.

295
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,500
There!

296
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,767
[moaning]

297
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:07,333
I want a word with you.

298
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,433
[alarm]

299
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,733
Suspected shoplifter
moving down escalator.

300
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,900
Over.

301
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,200
MAN: Can you give
us a description?

302
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,233
Over.

303
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,767
Suspect is heavily
pregnant teenager.

304
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:21,800
Black skirt, gray
top, black jacket.

305
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,767
Excuse me, love!

306
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:23,733
Excuse me!

307
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,667
Help!

308
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:25,600
My baby!

309
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:26,700
Someone's taken my baby!

310
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,733
- It's all right.
- It's my baby.

311
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,000
She's gone.

312
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:29,867
I turned around, and
she-- and she was gone.

313
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:30,633
What's she look like?

314
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,400
Um-- a baby.

315
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,300
Pram or--

316
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,133
Uh yeah.

317
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,533
- What color?
- Um--

318
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:36,367
- Quickly!
- Black!

319
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:37,200
What?

320
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,333
Uh-- Louie-- Renee--

321
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:41,100
ready.

322
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,067
Libby, where are you?

323
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,300
OK, come on.
Come on with me.

324
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,200
Come on.

325
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,433
[moaning]

326
00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:57,033
I'm sorry.

327
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,533
I just wanted to know
what everyone's doing.

328
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:03,533
You know, when they go
to their bedrooms and--

329
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,067
[moaning]

330
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,300
Right, well, I'll,
uh-- best be getting

331
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,500
back to the Jockey now, huh?

332
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,733
I'll catch you up.

333
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,800
Soon as we've had a little chat
about the birds and the bees.

334
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,433
[moaning]

335
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:24,000
You're gonna me have
it, aren't ya, Frank?

336
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,600
You're gonna let me have it.

337
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,533
Yeah, and what is it?

338
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:27,633
What do you want?

339
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:28,567
I want it.

340
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:29,900
Do you want me, Frank?

341
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,933
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

342
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,133
Say it!

343
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:34,800
I fucking want you,
Monica Gallagher!

344
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:35,700
Yeah!

345
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,133
Oh, don't stop.
Don't stop, Mon.

346
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,700
What did you stop for?

347
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,267
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
Monica.

348
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:47,600
If you have all your sweets
at once, you'll be sick.

349
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,133
You are

350
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,300
Always leave him wanting more.

351
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:59,167
It, um-- it must be
on the other camera.

352
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,500
This is the other camera.

353
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,733
Look, I think we're gonna
have to call the police.

354
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,500
No!

355
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,467
Thank you.

356
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:08,933
Hiya.

357
00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:12,133
Um-- I'm from, uh, next door.

358
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,067
We've got a party to get to!

359
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,000
[voices in hall]

360
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,233
[laughter]

361
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:55,967
Shh.

362
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,133
[laughter]

363
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,667
What are you doing?

364
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:09,067
Letting the sunshine in.

365
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:10,133
You're mental!

366
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,533
I'm not mental.

367
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,633
He's a kid!

368
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:15,633
You're trying to seduce
a poor little kid.

369
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:16,933
I wasn't trying to--

370
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:20,067
Hey, Mrs. Mental,
curtsy before your queen,

371
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:25,000
Queen Mental of the
fucking mentalists.

372
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,333
Oh, that's it.

373
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,900
Run away.

374
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,500
I am not running away.

375
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,667
I've got a party to
go to at the Jockey.

376
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,067
Well, why didn't you say so?

377
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:56,300
Have you got hollow
legs, or something?

378
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,300
Cheeky twat.

379
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:03,533
I what?

380
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,667
I talk.

381
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,067
Speak.

382
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,567
I speak sign?

383
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,300
Do I speak sign?

384
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,033
Why?

385
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,167
Cause I understand that?

386
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,000
Come on, I've got big plans.

387
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,267
I made big plans tonight.

388
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,700
Yeah, great.

389
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800
I win again.

390
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,533
That's another 500
quid you owe me.

391
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,433
You nutter.

392
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:56,333
[music playing]

393
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,200
[slashing]

394
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,100
You all right?

395
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,933
You've just been dreaming.

396
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,200
Did you fall off the wall?

397
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:39,500
[music playing]

398
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:58,300
Then she says to him, I'm here
about the clit licking frog.

399
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,667
And the guy turns around and
goes, well, bonjour, madame.

400
00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:09,000
Hey, could you sing "Over
the Hills and Far Away?"

401
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:15,667
I usually only [inaudible]
but this has grown on me.

402
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:16,767
It's Paddy's favorite song.

403
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,633
[toilet flushing]

404
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:34,400
Heya, all.

405
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,467
You all right?

406
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:36,367
Yeah.

407
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:37,433
You?

408
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,233
Yeah.

409
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,500
Do you think Dad's all right?

410
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,767
Yeah, he's all right.

411
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:44,033
How do you know?

412
00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:47,033
Well-- I'd have heard
if he'd been kidnapped,

413
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,967
tortured, beaten, or murdered.

414
00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:50,467
I would hear these things.

415
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,700
So what is it, then?

416
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,733
Another woman?

417
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,033
Happens all the time.

418
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,033
Not to these two, it don't.

419
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:02,400
They're solid as a rock.

420
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,600
He don't-- he worships ya.

421
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,000
Could be another woman.

422
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,033
Probably not, though, eh?

423
00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:37,233
There you go.

424
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,267
Caring grandson
delivered safe and sound.

425
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:50,567
Thank you.

426
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,033
Thank you.

427
00:22:57,133 --> 00:22:58,833
Yeah.
No problem, mate.

428
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:00,067
You take care of yourself, yeah?

429
00:23:12,533 --> 00:23:13,467
Danny!

430
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:14,367
Oi!

431
00:23:14,467 --> 00:23:15,333
Oi!

432
00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:16,067
Danny.

433
00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:17,467
How do you say goodbye?

434
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,367
[knocking]

435
00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:32,467
Are you Mormons?

436
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:35,700
No.

437
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,033
You look like Mormons.

438
00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:42,100
Are you sure you're not Mormons?

439
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,967
Yeah, I'm-- I'm
pretty sure, yeah.

440
00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:46,333
We don't want
Mormons around here.

441
00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:49,033
Maybe, uh, number
28 will let you in.

442
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,000
But stay away from mine.

443
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:52,933
Number 16.

444
00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:56,000
And don't bother
number 14, either.

445
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:59,633
They got a backward
kiddie living with 'em.

446
00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:02,900
And there's no point in
him knocking on there.

447
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,167
The old fella that lived
there died last week.

448
00:24:20,867 --> 00:24:22,300
Your tea.

449
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,200
Thanks.

450
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,200
All right, Mon.

451
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,267
Going for a bath?

452
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,567
Aye.

453
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,033
Only [inaudible],, what with
the washer and everything.

454
00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:31,400
Off out anywhere nice?

455
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,067
Just the, uh, Maguire do
at the Jockey, you know?

456
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,300
Well, you're not going?

457
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,700
- Haven't been invited.
- Damn.

458
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,600
Just turn up.

459
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,000
You'll be all right.

460
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,767
I'm sure nobody will
notice you, anyway.

461
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,300
What was that for?

462
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,233
Old times.

463
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,633
Well, you'd best
go and get ready.

464
00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:07,300
See ya.

465
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,633
[applause]

466
00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:11,533
Thank you very much.

467
00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:12,867
Right, then.

468
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:16,967
We've now reached a very special
point in the celebrations.

469
00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:18,100
Oh, yes.

470
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,933
Let's get the happy
couple up here.

471
00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:24,400
Come on, let's hear it
for Mimi and Patrick!

472
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,800
There she is.

473
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:26,767
Come on.

474
00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:29,167
Here she is, darling.

475
00:25:29,267 --> 00:25:31,633
She's a little cracker.

476
00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:32,800
Brace yourself, Mimi.

477
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:33,800
We've got a little
surprise for you.

478
00:25:37,267 --> 00:25:39,433
So where's the
lucky fella, then?

479
00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:40,767
Where is he?

480
00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:43,100
Don't be shy, Patrick.

481
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,167
Where are ya, Patrick?

482
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,067
[moaning]

483
00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:05,867
[whooping]

484
00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:07,700
Come on, then.

485
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,933
Hey!

486
00:26:09,033 --> 00:26:10,300
That's not the angle
we filmed it from.

487
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,733
Well, who else
would have filmed us?

488
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,933
Ah.

489
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,067
Well, he wouldn't
have done it on his own.

490
00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:20,100
Who else would
have helped him?

491
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:24,400
Bet you've done a few of
them before, haven't ya?

492
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,333
Proper dirty.

493
00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:29,300
[laughter]

494
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:37,967
I was only having a laugh.

495
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:41,100
I was gonna give you
a cut, and everything.

496
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Shane, please.

497
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,700
I'm getting a bit sick.

498
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,433
What time is it?

499
00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:07,000
Shall we?

500
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,400
Well, there's no
point staying here.

501
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,533
Where is everybody?

502
00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:26,200
We could take it all.

503
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,700
Yeah, if we could walk
through locked doors.

504
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,433
Every single thing.

505
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,500
[inaudible]

506
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,900
[radio chatter]
- Quick.

507
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,067
Someone's coming.

508
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:10,333
Off out?

509
00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:12,233
Just getting some bread.

510
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,167
OK.

511
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,733
I'll see you later, kid.

512
00:28:43,233 --> 00:28:45,167
SINGER: Home is
where the heart is.

513
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,367
I'm so glad you found your way.

514
00:28:56,567 --> 00:29:04,000
And should you find
yourself in disarray,

515
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:07,267
I got a place in my
heart where you can stay.

516
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:14,667
I made a space in my heart
where you may want to lay.

517
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:33,533
Hello?

518
00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,367
Hello?

519
00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:39,633
Ian!

520
00:29:39,733 --> 00:29:40,567
Yeah.

521
00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:41,567
You all right?

522
00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:42,867
I knew you'd come back.

523
00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:44,833
I'm only here for
a couple of days.

524
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:46,567
This is Danny.

525
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,800
All right.

526
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,567
He's deaf.

527
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:51,100
I've got an Xbox.

528
00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:58,600
There's a deaf
girl in our school.

529
00:29:58,700 --> 00:29:59,767
Want to kill some zombies?

530
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,067
Where is everyone?

531
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,733
LIAM: The Jockey.

532
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,133
Cool.

533
00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:13,300
Except Debbie.

534
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,500
She's gone shopping with Max.
- Who?

535
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,200
LIAM: And Mom.

536
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:20,600
She's nipped out for some bread.

537
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:24,767
[knocking]

538
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:28,833
Bread?

539
00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,367
[knocking]

540
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:33,733
Hang on!

541
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,700
NORMA: Ian?

542
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,100
What are you doing here?

543
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,900
I heard you banging.

544
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,833
In [inaudible]?

545
00:30:38,933 --> 00:30:40,833
Monica's gone.

546
00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:41,800
Gone?

547
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,900
Get everyone from the pub.

548
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,567
Tell 'em Monica's
gone for bread.

549
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,467
Go on.

550
00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:46,400
Quick!

551
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,200
Mimi.

552
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,967
How could Monica
just go like that?

553
00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:08,900
Wonder if it's a bird
or a fella this time?

554
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,433
[crying]

555
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,133
Past is history.

556
00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:14,600
Future's a mystery.

557
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:22,700
[crying]

558
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,267
She's not fit to
be called a mother.

559
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,933
Yeah, well, we all knew
she'd fuck off again.

560
00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:44,867
Shh.

561
00:31:44,967 --> 00:31:46,400
He needs to be told.

562
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,900
What, like deaf boy needs to
be told his granddad's dead?

563
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,100
What am I supposed to do?

564
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,633
Just tell him, then?
Good luck, Danny.

565
00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:53,700
Fuck off.
See ya.

566
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,700
It's what you did to us.

567
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,667
Piss off.

568
00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:56,900
That's completely different.

569
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,667
No, it's good that
you're back, kid.

570
00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:00,633
You know, for--

571
00:32:00,733 --> 00:32:01,867
Stella, and that.

572
00:32:01,967 --> 00:32:03,233
I'm not staying.

573
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,100
And I'm not gonna be stuck
here looking after kids.

574
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,867
Oh, but-- but I should?

575
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:07,833
They're your kids.

576
00:32:07,933 --> 00:32:08,767
LIAM: Ow!

577
00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:11,567
What was that for?

578
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,133
He said Mom's gone.

579
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:17,667
And you told him--

580
00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:18,600
His granddad's dead.

581
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,200
Danny!

582
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,600
Danny!

583
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:29,567
Danny!

584
00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:30,567
It's all right!

585
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:31,533
Danny!

586
00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:32,533
It's all right!

587
00:32:32,633 --> 00:32:35,900
It's all right.

588
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,067
It's all right.

589
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,367
All right.

590
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:47,167
Go ahead.

591
00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:50,433
Wouldn't it be great if all
the clothes in here were ours?

592
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:54,467
It'd just be, like, the best
thing in the world ever.

593
00:32:54,567 --> 00:32:59,067
Yeah, but when and where
would we wear any of it?

594
00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:02,667
Down the Jockey, or
outside the chip shop?

595
00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:03,600
Mm.

596
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,533
It's just all so--

597
00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:06,900
Not us?

598
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,500
Yeah, it's not us.

599
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,433
Well, someone must
like this stuff.

600
00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:15,133
Someone does.

601
00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:20,367
[laughter]

602
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,267
Don't want to see you
here again, all right?

603
00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:26,500
Don't worry, you won't.

604
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,867
Has anyone ever
told you that you look

605
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:33,933
like one of the Sugarbabes?

606
00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:34,833
No.

607
00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:36,000
Well, you do.

608
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:36,967
Really?

609
00:33:37,067 --> 00:33:38,067
Mhm.

610
00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,267
You know, if you,
um-- if you went

611
00:33:39,367 --> 00:33:40,600
a little bit higher
with your blusher,

612
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:42,400
you'd get more definition.

613
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:43,367
Max.

614
00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:46,367
Mm.

615
00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:48,767
[laughter]

616
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,400
Did you now?

617
00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,700
Fucking hell.

618
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,800
Did ya?

619
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:01,700
What?

620
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,967
Paddy and Monica.

621
00:34:03,067 --> 00:34:04,567
Did you know?

622
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:05,833
Paddy and Monica?

623
00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:08,500
They're together, aren't they?

624
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,667
Paddy and Monica?

625
00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:13,100
Paddy and Monica?

626
00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:18,567
Paddy and Monica?

627
00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:30,967
[glass shattering]

628
00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:31,933
I'm not coming in.

629
00:34:32,033 --> 00:34:32,933
I can't.

630
00:34:33,033 --> 00:34:35,033
I fly back out tomorrow, and--

631
00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:35,933
I don't want to do this.

632
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,633
I'm sorry.

633
00:34:37,733 --> 00:34:38,933
I've got to get off.

634
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:39,900
Be myself.

635
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,367
No responsibility, you know?

636
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,100
Yeah, you did that.

637
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,500
You might well look
sheepish, you twat.

638
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:53,767
What?

639
00:34:56,633 --> 00:34:59,367
I'll call you around 8:00, and
I'll tell her what happened.

640
00:34:59,467 --> 00:35:00,800
You take care of
yourself, all right?

641
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,100
Yeah, and you.

642
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,767
Yeah, whatever.

643
00:35:12,867 --> 00:35:13,700
Whatever.

644
00:35:26,867 --> 00:35:28,733
She's always been a bit--

645
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:30,700
loose.

646
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:35,200
I think she had a thing with
the midwife when Carl was born.

647
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:39,400
Paddy-- Paddy
had a thing once.

648
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,267
Before we were married.

649
00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:44,767
But you were together?

650
00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:46,300
Yeah.

651
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,100
I don't think he even kissed
this other girl, or anything.

652
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:54,600
But he-- he thought about it.

653
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,833
He told me he wasn't
interested in her,

654
00:35:56,933 --> 00:36:00,267
but I smelled her on him.

655
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,233
And then I said to him, you
ever think about it again--

656
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,467
think about another woman--

657
00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,567
then I just want
you to go with her.

658
00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,567
Don't ever come back.

659
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,500
Just go.

660
00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:19,700
- He's not with Monica.
- How do you know?

661
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:23,467
I bet she'd want
to be with him,

662
00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:25,067
but Paddy wouldn't
want to be with her.

663
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:29,400
You're a woman.

664
00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:32,767
Monica's a child.

665
00:36:49,233 --> 00:36:51,733
[music playing]

666
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:16,433
Oh, hi.

667
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,367
Where the hell have
youse two been?

668
00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:20,067
Eh?

669
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,600
Uh, shopping.

670
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,533
Did we miss anything?

671
00:38:26,033 --> 00:38:27,000
Nope.

672
00:38:38,867 --> 00:38:39,700
DEBBIE: (SCREAMING) No!

673
00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:48,167
[baby crying]

674
00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:55,900
I'm that hungry,
I could eat me face.

675
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,533
Chips!

676
00:38:57,633 --> 00:38:58,500
Leave it, Carl!

677
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,233
It's mine, Norma!

678
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:00,700
It's the last slice!

679
00:39:03,433 --> 00:39:05,633
There's never any bread.

680
00:39:05,733 --> 00:39:07,633
[baby crying]

681
00:39:09,133 --> 00:39:11,200
[car horn]

682
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,200
Airport, yeah?

683
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,400
[music playing]

684
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,567
Could you turn it down, mate?

685
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:26,567
Excuse me?

686
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,800
Danny?

687
00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:14,300
Not like you can hear me.

688
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,333
What am I supposed to do?

689
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,733
Fuck!

690
00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:50,633
Fuck!

691
00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,067
No!

692
00:40:52,167 --> 00:40:53,600
[shouting]

693
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:55,933
What the fuck are you doing?

694
00:40:56,033 --> 00:40:59,667
The fuck are you doing,
you mental bastard?

695
00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:01,867
You completely shit me up.

696
00:41:01,967 --> 00:41:03,200
I thought you were dead!

697
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,900
I thought you were fucking
dead, you dick head!

698
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,633
Yeah, you're a dick head.

699
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:09,700
I can guess what that means.

700
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,933
What are you doing?

701
00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:14,100
A bath?

702
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,567
What, lying underwater?

703
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:21,533
Safe?

704
00:41:21,633 --> 00:41:22,433
You feel safe?

705
00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:30,400
Get dressed.

706
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,400
We'll get you something to eat.

707
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,333
You're welcome.

708
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,800
You're welcome.

709
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:55,500
You're welcome.

710
00:41:59,033 --> 00:42:01,833
It's not forever.
Do you understand?

711
00:42:01,933 --> 00:42:04,200
I spoke to your auntie Peg, and
as soon as she can get someone

712
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,433
to take over for me, I'm off.

713
00:42:06,533 --> 00:42:07,333
OK?

714
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:14,100
Don't want to be stuck with
you for the rest of my life.

715
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,000
What, you don't want
to be stuck with me?

716
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,033
You're such a twat.

717
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,533
Liam.

718
00:42:34,633 --> 00:42:35,500
On me way.

719
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,100
[baby crying]

720
00:42:40,033 --> 00:42:41,500
All right, then.

721
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,500
All right, kid?

722
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,200
Yeah, I am now.

723
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,133
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

724
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:49,667
Give us a break.

725
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:52,000
I've had a right night of it.
- Yeah, and morning.

726
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,167
Where have you been?

727
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:57,567
Laser.

728
00:42:57,667 --> 00:42:59,167
[applause]

729
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:04,967
[baby crying]

730
00:43:05,067 --> 00:43:06,867
Nowhere.

731
00:43:06,967 --> 00:43:08,033
She's had her
breakfast and lunch.

732
00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:09,567
She just needs her nappy doing.

733
00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:10,333
Oh, I'm shattered.

734
00:43:10,433 --> 00:43:12,133
Can't someone else do it?

735
00:43:12,233 --> 00:43:14,133
[baby crying]

736
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,467
What are you scriking at?

737
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,233
MONICA (VOICEOVER): We
all want to be remembered

738
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:51,933
after we've gone, don't we?

739
00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:54,500
Goodnight.

740
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,367
MONICA (VOICEOVER): And if
you haven't got anyone who'll

741
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,533
put a plaque on a bench for you,
then you've got to work harder.

742
00:44:04,033 --> 00:44:08,500
You've got to learn
to do the right thing.

743
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,733
Care for people.

744
00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:10,667
Help them.

745
00:44:16,533 --> 00:44:22,100
Because if you don't, then
maybe no one will remember you.

746
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,133
[coughing]

747
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,400
Aye, you filthy fucking--

748
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,167
go on.

749
00:44:32,267 --> 00:44:33,433
Get the fuck out.

750
00:44:33,533 --> 00:44:36,200
I'll kick your ass,
you filthy git.

751
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:36,933
Go on!

752
00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:38,433
Get the fuck out!

753
00:44:38,533 --> 00:44:40,433
[coughing]

754
00:44:51,933 --> 00:44:54,400
[car horns]

755
00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,800
[laughter]

756
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:06,800
[children singing]

757
00:45:12,867 --> 00:45:15,367
[screaming]

758
00:45:30,267 --> 00:45:32,433
MONICA (VOICEOVER): Maybe no one
will care if you lived or died.

759
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,200
Do your bit.

760
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,133
Make yourself worth something,
and then get out quick

761
00:45:40,233 --> 00:45:42,433
before they take the piss.

762
00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:48,533
And always, always
leave them wanting more.

763
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,633
[theme music]

764
00:46:32,733 --> 00:46:35,433
[moaning]