1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:03,133 [chime] 2 00:00:04,067 --> 00:00:05,767 [music playing] 3 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:09,200 So kids, this way for the chaps with their express. 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,533 Hey. 5 00:00:10,633 --> 00:00:13,233 FRANK: a lot of spike, he's making a mess is lives they 6 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,733 were given by, them old stars. 7 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:19,267 And kids they are convinced, aren't actually theirs. 8 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:20,033 Wicked. 9 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:21,267 Piss off. 10 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:25,033 What sounds on earth will ever replace. 11 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:26,633 Kids need your money. 12 00:00:26,733 --> 00:00:28,333 Wives in your face. 13 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:31,533 Cause these people reckon, me included, 14 00:00:31,633 --> 00:00:34,867 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented. 15 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:37,367 To calm us all down, stop us going mental. 16 00:00:37,467 --> 00:00:43,200 These are chaps with estates, basic, essentials. 17 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:49,167 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 18 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:54,633 When you sit on our head, box, you pay the saxes. 19 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:58,400 Imagine Britain without chaps with buckaneers. 20 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:01,300 We'll cum on your face for the price of a beer, eh? 21 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,367 Hey. 22 00:01:02,467 --> 00:01:06,867 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now. 23 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,167 Make poverty history. 24 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:12,467 Cheaper drugs now. 25 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:13,467 Ah. 26 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:16,400 [music playing] 27 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:26,067 MANDY: One minute you're hanging get out on street corners, 28 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:29,800 shorter skirt, glossious lips, hoping boys will notice, 29 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,367 never mind talk. 30 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,700 Next minute, stuck in watching your mates go on about 31 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,533 their fucked up love lives on Jerry McHale trying 32 00:01:36,633 --> 00:01:38,133 to come to terms with the fact that you've got 33 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:41,733 priorities and stretchmarks. 34 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:47,067 Single parents, bane of society, so they say, root of all evil. 35 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:48,667 Back then, bottle of cider and a bag 36 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,500 of chips and I was anybody's. 37 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,367 No such thing as dating. 38 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:54,567 Does my ass look big in this? 39 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:55,467 Huge. 40 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:00,733 Does my ass look big in this? 41 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:01,667 What ass? 42 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,200 That one's mine. 43 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:20,733 Dad's going to melt. 44 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,500 You sure about having Katie? 45 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,067 Of course. 46 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:26,367 I don't want her to spoil your night. 47 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:28,467 How could she spoil my night? 48 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:32,533 30 years. 49 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:35,300 [music playing] 50 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:42,867 Oh, fuck you now, Mormons. 51 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:43,800 Brewery do, Frank. 52 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,200 Got to look me best. 53 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:49,933 Be good. 54 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:52,467 I will. 55 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:53,767 Don't wait up. 56 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:56,767 Is that Lilian? 57 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:59,033 Oh, Karen, where'd you want us? 58 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:02,367 Hey, Karen, customer complaints please. 59 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:05,400 I don't want a todger dodger pulling my pipe. 60 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,167 I've seen it. 61 00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:07,967 Fingers like dildos. 62 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:10,767 Equal rights for gender bender, now is it? 63 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:11,933 Have you washed your hands recently? 64 00:03:12,033 --> 00:03:12,833 Oh. 65 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:15,100 [music playing] 66 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,500 [ethnic music] 67 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:28,800 Another complaint. 68 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,200 [ethnic music] 69 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:35,500 Too ethnic. 70 00:03:38,933 --> 00:03:39,833 [ethnic music] 71 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:40,800 Fascist cunts. 72 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:44,333 [crowd cheering] 73 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,267 [soft music] 74 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:56,733 Dex. 75 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:57,633 Hi. 76 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,300 You look gorgeous. 77 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,667 [music with drums playing] 78 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:16,067 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 79 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:18,233 Do you know what this shite does to your lungs? 80 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:19,300 Everything all right? 81 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,867 It's nothing to do with him. 82 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:23,767 - It's not a [inaudible]. - Chill out mom. 83 00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:24,967 Everyone's at it. 84 00:04:25,067 --> 00:04:26,167 Not everybody's got a name like Karib. 85 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:29,133 Rape Magistrates are gonna love you. 86 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:31,333 Worse things he could be doin, love. 87 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:33,467 At least he's keepin' his head down. 88 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:34,800 Who watched you, love? 89 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,367 Ease off. 90 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:41,667 Best way with teens, pull on the reins and they'll bolt, fact. 91 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:42,800 Where did you get it? 92 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,067 Better weed? 93 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:46,000 He's bound to dabble at some point. 94 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,767 You'd know all about, wouldn't you in your game. 95 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:49,033 Meanin'? 96 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,500 If you've given it one crumb of that shite. 97 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,433 You better watch your gob, lady. 98 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:55,767 I don't supply kids. 99 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:57,600 Where did you get it from? 100 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:58,533 Did you get it off of her? 101 00:04:58,633 --> 00:04:59,700 Don't be stupid. 102 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,267 [music with drums playing] 103 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:16,667 Can't decide. 104 00:05:20,067 --> 00:05:23,033 I am starving. 105 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:24,933 All sounds gorgeous. 106 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,100 Is it just me, or is it quiet in here? 107 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,867 Like we should whisper. 108 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:30,300 Yeah. 109 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,933 I got a list of questions in my head. 110 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,567 Oh, in case we run out of things to say? 111 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,467 Yeah. 112 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,667 Ask me something. 113 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:40,833 We haven't run out of things to say yet. 114 00:05:40,933 --> 00:05:41,767 Anything. 115 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:42,667 All right. 116 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,833 How come you're single, a darlin' like you? 117 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:50,733 [flute music] 118 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:57,033 The early people catches the rabbit. 119 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:59,933 Shane, twat. 120 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:01,267 It was an accident. 121 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:02,100 I'm sorry. 122 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,733 You're the accident. 123 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:07,567 Ever thought about running away or getting a proper job? 124 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,933 That'd be an idea. 125 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:12,067 It's always the one's you love the most that get all the shit. 126 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:14,967 It's hard enough making it look equal with two. 127 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,333 What are you on about? 128 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:18,733 I don't know how you manage it with your tribe. 129 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,233 What does she mean, mum? 130 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:26,433 All this, insults, violence, you must be the favorite. 131 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:27,167 Yeah. 132 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:28,867 Shut the fuck up, gimp. 133 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,000 See? 134 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,000 You could have covered it somehow. 135 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,567 It's not fair on the others. 136 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:33,967 Come on. 137 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:35,733 Enough's enough. 138 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:36,800 Give the lad a love. 139 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,400 Breathe a word and I'll break your own neck. 140 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,300 Yeah. 141 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,667 [music playing] 142 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,833 Should we get another bottle? 143 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:56,567 We're just about out. 144 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:57,533 Thanks mate. 145 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,333 Two kinds of chips. 146 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:03,333 Yeah, it's bollocks, isn't it? 147 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:05,400 You can tell I've not been out in ages. 148 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,533 It's not that easy when you got a kid. 149 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:08,433 Yeah. 150 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,633 So who's mindin' her? 151 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:13,567 Mum and dad. 152 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,000 Don't have to talk about her, you know. 153 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,900 No, I want to. 154 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,267 Johnny is at my mum's. 155 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:22,367 - Who's Johnny? - My son. 156 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:24,133 Oh. 157 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:25,100 What's it like? 158 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,300 Hard work, like I said. 159 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,500 I used to think people who went on blind dates 160 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,367 were desperate. 161 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:37,067 It's bit different to a blind date, though. 162 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:42,033 When I saw your picture, well, I was well up for it. 163 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:42,933 What picture? 164 00:07:43,033 --> 00:07:45,433 [music playing] 165 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:52,467 Oh shit. 166 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:55,433 [music playing] 167 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,167 Mandy's worked up, he's not my mate. 168 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:05,133 She's on the war path. 169 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,867 You better come home, then. 170 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:08,300 These were all in the papers I saw. 171 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,167 I'm not taking all the shit. 172 00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:13,133 It was you and Ian that did this. 173 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:15,700 I said come home. 174 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,767 Jamie? 175 00:08:16,867 --> 00:08:17,667 Ja-- 176 00:08:17,767 --> 00:08:20,667 [music playing] 177 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:24,633 Good night? 178 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:26,033 Internet date? 179 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:27,600 Why did you lie to me? 180 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,033 It was Jamie and Ian's idea. 181 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,300 You told me he was Jamie's mate. 182 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,267 Well, we thought it was the best match. 183 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:33,667 Thought? 184 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:35,733 I'm having a limo party Sunday if you're up for a good night 185 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:36,767 ladies. 186 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:38,700 It was dead key. 187 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,467 Loads were ya like with your debts. 188 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:44,167 A bit of PR to drum up business. 189 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:47,733 Desperatesingleparents.com, what they put? 190 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:50,033 Lonely mother of one seeks unattached bore for night 191 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:51,367 seen playing scrabble? - Where's Ian? 192 00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:52,567 He'll come. 193 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,000 No, a little ice under. 194 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,233 Was he boring? 195 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,167 You know what I mean. 196 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:57,300 Did you fancy him? 197 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Irrelevant. 198 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,333 Ritual humiliations dealt with that. 199 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:02,200 Lilian? 200 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,500 What did they put? 201 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,267 That you're great, that you're up for a laugh. 202 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,867 Dex, this is Karen. 203 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,967 Sorry, shouldn't have lied. 204 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:16,533 [music playing] 205 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:22,900 Glad you did, really. 206 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,533 Ha, ha, got ya. 207 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,700 You dick. 208 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,500 Do you want a drink? 209 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,533 You're always welcome here if it gets too much at home. 210 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:32,500 Sorry about my mom. 211 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,367 And thanks for sticking up for me. 212 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:43,867 Twice as good as the shit you've been gettin'. 213 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:44,800 Yeah. 214 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,000 On me, love. 215 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:46,933 Keep it schtum. 216 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:50,467 [music playing] 217 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,033 Vodkas please. 218 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,200 [MUSIC - PHIL COLLINS, "A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE"] 219 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,500 Control the quivering inside. 220 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,633 Wouldn't you agree, baby, you and me-- 221 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:15,733 Seems to like him. 222 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:16,633 Yeah, he's nice. 223 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:17,533 I like him. 224 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:24,167 Let your hair down for once. 225 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:25,767 Upstairs is free. 226 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,367 Go on. 227 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,300 Ladies first. 228 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,300 [soft music] 229 00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:48,533 Sit down. 230 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:51,500 [bell chimes] 231 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,033 [moaning and groaning] 232 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,000 What's that? 233 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:20,933 Uh-uh. 234 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,800 You're going nowhere. 235 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,333 [moaning] 236 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:28,533 Again? 237 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:30,200 Yeah. 238 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,733 Oh, I need some water. 239 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,667 [sirens] 240 00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,300 Can't handle you beer or can't handle me? 241 00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,767 [ominous music] 242 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:10,700 Dex? 243 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,267 Wake up. 244 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,233 Dex? 245 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,333 Dex? 246 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:22,067 Dex? 247 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:25,633 [ominous music] 248 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,633 Jesus Christ. 249 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:31,633 [ominous music] 250 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,600 [sirens] 251 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,200 [guitar music] 252 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,200 She's fast asleep. 253 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:56,667 30 years since our first date, you're still exactly the same. 254 00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:57,933 Happy anniversary, babes. 255 00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:58,867 [toddler cooing] 256 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,400 [music playing] 257 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:06,300 No pulse. 258 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,833 - What have you done? - Nothin'. 259 00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:12,900 Did you shag him? 260 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,167 When did that kill anyone? 261 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,567 What did you eat? 262 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:17,533 Steak. 263 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:18,467 Peanuts? 264 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:19,200 No. 265 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,333 There must be something. 266 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,767 What's the last thing that he ate? 267 00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:25,633 VA. 268 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,133 [sirens] 269 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,367 You haven't? 270 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,500 [sirens] 271 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,700 I'm very sorry. 272 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,633 I honestly thought he'd swallowed his tongue. 273 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,733 He Still owes us two canisters of Entonox 274 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,067 from last time, the twat. 275 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:47,200 [guitar twangs] 276 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,400 Dead to the world. 277 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,933 [MUSIC - BEE GEES, "YOU SHOULD BE DANCING"] 278 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:59,500 My woman takes me higher. 279 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,633 [knocking] 280 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:01,800 [MUSIC - BEE GEES, "YOU SHOULD BE DANCING"] 281 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,700 My woman keeps me warn. 282 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,900 Who stops a party before midnight? 283 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,900 She even searched my mates. 284 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,200 She doesn't have to worry. 285 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,000 She's not like you two. 286 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,867 Your chilled, dead reasonable, proper parents. 287 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:19,033 [funky music] 288 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,300 Best film ever made. 289 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,000 The only place you could get any privacy back then 290 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,000 was the pictures. 291 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,467 CONNIE: I'm babysitting. 292 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,867 That couple we used to sit for down your road? 293 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,767 Complete titheads. 294 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:31,800 And their son? 295 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,700 Nice lad. 296 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,300 Nice? 297 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,833 Little shit wouldn't go to bed. 298 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:36,767 That's kids for ya. 299 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:38,700 Kept interrupting. 300 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,267 Insisted on sitting between us. 301 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:41,800 Didn't you have to pay him off? 302 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:44,767 [funky music] 303 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,067 Thanks, enjoy the rest of your night. 304 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:54,167 [funky music] 305 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,767 Where were we, Tone? 306 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:05,333 [funky music] 307 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:09,300 [baby crying] 308 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,233 [guitar twangs] 309 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,100 JAMIE (VOICEMAIL): Sorry I can't take your call. 310 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,233 But leave a message, and I'll call you back. 311 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,367 KAREN: Fucking Jamie. 312 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:23,633 We're in so much shit. 313 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:24,833 We? 314 00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:25,900 Well, you supplied. It's manslaughter. 315 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:26,800 Slow 316 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,733 You gave it to him. 317 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,400 But I know where I got it. 318 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,967 We worked our asses off for this place. 319 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,167 We can't go back down. 320 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,200 And what about me? 321 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,167 I can't leave Katie. 322 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,000 You're mum's to start with. 323 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,700 You know, Jamie would take the rap for it, 324 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,667 though, wouldn't he? 325 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:48,600 We've got to move him. 326 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,567 [suspenseful music] 327 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:05,800 [tape dispenser noise] 328 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,733 [suspenseful music] 329 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,300 Careful. 330 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,667 Yeah. 331 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,067 [moaning and groaning] 332 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,600 What are you doing? 333 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,600 Get up. 334 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,567 MANDY: I can't. 335 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,533 Oh, come on. 336 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,500 One, two, three. 337 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,433 One-- 338 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,467 [snoring] 339 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,233 MANDY: What's that? 340 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,800 He's dead to the world. 341 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,167 Wait, come on. 342 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:35,300 [suspenseful music] 343 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,267 Hide. 344 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,633 (SINGING) The summers' gone. 345 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,667 And all the leaves are falling. 346 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:57,267 'Tis you must stay. 347 00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:01,933 'Tis you must go, and I'll be staying. 348 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:05,467 Dee doo, dee doo. 349 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,433 [ominous music] 350 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,833 Sorry babe. 351 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:35,900 His fault. He said one more pint. 352 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,933 Aw. 353 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:37,833 He's full of shit. 354 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,133 [ominous music] 355 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,533 What? 356 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,333 [tires squealing] 357 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,433 Her mugshot's all over that website. 358 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,500 Billy, get rid of E's, all of them. 359 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,933 We'll have to delete the emails. 360 00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,900 He'll have copies. 361 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,600 Jim, yeah, last night batch, offload'em. 362 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,567 Where's the rug? 363 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,000 I put it in the yard. 364 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,867 JAMIE: Oh, go and get rid of it. 365 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,500 Jesus. 366 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,133 You'll have to scrub the whole pub down. 367 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,633 Been lookin' for you, mate. 368 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,000 - Don't touch it. - Let me help ya. 369 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:29,900 Leave it. 370 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,833 I can manage. 371 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:31,867 I said, leave it. 372 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,233 It's not worth it. 373 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,467 Is there something wrong? 374 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:41,800 Does it look like there's something wrong? 375 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,200 Need to get out more, mate. 376 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,967 Lemon pie on Sunday if you're up for it. 377 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,500 [phone rings] 378 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:05,100 Ah, this better be good. 379 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,767 All right, darlin', won't be a minute. 380 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,533 Morning. 381 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,100 Have you got purse handy? 382 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,033 Hiya love. 383 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,433 Fancy some breakfast? 384 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:22,933 Our Jamie's been ah--- 385 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,467 been um-- contaminated apparently. 386 00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:30,967 With 387 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:34,567 [funky music] 388 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,533 You're gonna regret this. 389 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,367 [funky music] 390 00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,600 It's probably been 6 years since it 391 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,000 were cleaned under there. 392 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:53,600 So I want to see some effort, sweat if necessary. 393 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,500 [children hollering] 394 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,467 Morning Mrs. Thompson. 395 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:57,400 How you doin' love? 396 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,667 You all right? 397 00:19:58,767 --> 00:19:59,933 Good to see ya. 398 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,000 You give us a shout if you need help, OK? 399 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,600 It's commerce, Shane, not help the fuckin' idiot. 400 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,600 I bet she buys more. 401 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,100 YVONNE: What? 402 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,000 When who comes to the till with one finger in a basket? 403 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,067 It's human nature, Yvonne. 404 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,867 No one wants to look like a tight cunt. 405 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:17,800 [funky music] 406 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,000 Stop that. 407 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,233 You'll have to start again. 408 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,533 It's a jumble sale effect. 409 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,900 What? 410 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,467 Well, shoppers are drawn to it, especially bargain hunters. 411 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:48,233 Oh aye? 412 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,167 Yeah, it's instinctive. 413 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,400 People want to grab it up. 414 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,600 But they don't want to mess up something 415 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,100 that's all neat and tidy. 416 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,667 People will fill a trolley load with this lot. 417 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:57,700 Yeah. 418 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,500 It's another form of OCD. 419 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,467 It's like we all get little bits of it. 420 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,667 I can't have a shit unless me bath mat's at a right angle. 421 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,133 [sirens] 422 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,367 Wines and beers, all along there, make 423 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,767 it look like a rat fuckin' tip. 424 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:10,667 Mm-hm. 425 00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:11,667 You're good. 426 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,467 Ass licker. 427 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,400 Really good. 428 00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:22,767 Here we go. 429 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,267 Burn. 430 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:28,267 Burn. 431 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,667 Burn. 432 00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:30,733 Burn. 433 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:31,667 Wash. 434 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,633 I bought you that. 435 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,167 Teach you to stick your nose in next time 436 00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:36,400 you think someone's desperate. 437 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,867 Didn't think you was desperate, Mandy. 438 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:38,767 Jamie. 439 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,400 [ominous music] 440 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,800 Oh. 441 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,800 [flute music] 442 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,133 Oh. 443 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:18,300 [flute music] 444 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:40,233 [music with drums playing] 445 00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:45,633 [electric guitar strumming] 446 00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:11,533 [ominous music] 447 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:18,100 [vacuum cleaner running] 448 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,867 Hey, this better not be one of them job share thingamagigs. 449 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:24,700 Don't worry, it's temporary. 450 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,867 You're safe. 451 00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:29,033 It's an absolute disgrace, this country. 452 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:30,433 Christ, that's news. 453 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,200 Have you heard? 454 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,100 They found a body. 455 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,267 [vacuum stops] 456 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,433 Gunned down in cold blood, poor mite. 457 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,367 I blame the parents. 458 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,067 Oh, chill out. 459 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,800 It's not him. 460 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,833 There's no point in going under. 461 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,667 I know, I'm trying. 462 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,733 People will notice. 463 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,533 They'll come here looking for. 464 00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:00,500 So what if they do? 465 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,000 He left drunk. 466 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,100 He fell in a ditch. 467 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,067 I don't want to lose ya. 468 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,200 You won't. 469 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,000 You got to keep it together for Mandy. 470 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,967 [ominous music] 471 00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:18,500 [vomiting sounds] 472 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,033 [flute music] 473 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:31,633 An idea. 474 00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:33,633 Go on. 475 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,100 Stay open later. 476 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,600 I've got kid's Shane, on dish to wash, box to clean. 477 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,600 I'll do it. 478 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:39,800 Nick let it right off a garage. 479 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,100 With Christmas puddings? 480 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,033 - Perfect for the munchies. - Let me. 481 00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:48,233 You go get yourself some dinner if you're 482 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,333 going to be staying late. 483 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,733 She's fuckin' mensch, she is. 484 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:04,733 Hey, what's that program on the telly? 485 00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,267 How clean is your pub? 486 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:11,933 I can't do this. 487 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:13,333 You can. 488 00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,067 Look at me. 489 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,700 I'll go to the police. 490 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,767 I'll tell'em it was me. 491 00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:20,133 It was an accident. 492 00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:21,467 They'll know you couldn't have dumped him alone. 493 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:23,800 I won't mention you. 494 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,500 They won't just leave it at that. 495 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,633 They'll drag me in. 496 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,500 I haven't even got an alibi. 497 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,333 Just think of Katie. 498 00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:37,200 Can't stop thinking about Katie. 499 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,467 FRANK: Soften the blow of the shame 500 00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:40,200 of having it off with scabby Sciller 501 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,933 from the end of our road. 502 00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:43,600 I was only 12. 503 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,300 She had curly teeth and four gray hairs on a melanoma. 504 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,867 But after 12 pints of this stuff, 505 00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:51,633 no fucking way did I know it. 506 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:55,933 Happy fucking days. 507 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:58,800 I'll get you another. 508 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,767 On the house, mate. 509 00:26:00,867 --> 00:26:02,133 I've got an idea. 510 00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:05,067 And that was the last time I saw him. 511 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:08,667 He'd just been blown out, poor lad. 512 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:12,100 Oh, it was. 513 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,067 You can't blame him for seeking solace in the company 514 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:18,300 of an aging lothario, se moi. 515 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,233 Cheers. 516 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,833 So I offered him a pint. 517 00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:24,967 Good. 518 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:28,700 Oh, yeah, nice lad if a tad naive. 519 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:34,267 He asked my advice on the perils of a first date. 520 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:37,567 Started he means to go on, so I said, 521 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:41,367 only an imbecile would tell a bird to stop talking. 522 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:46,200 But to tell her to that her gob is a work of art 523 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:51,467 while it is kept firmly shut of are the words of a genius. 524 00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:54,233 [music playing] 525 00:27:00,133 --> 00:27:02,967 Oh, then we left. 526 00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:09,500 Mm together we left. 527 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,300 Then what? 528 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,633 FRANK: We went to the chippy. 529 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,867 Lent him a fiver. 530 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,133 We had chips. 531 00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:20,733 He had gravy. 532 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:23,467 Then I walked him to but stop. 533 00:27:23,567 --> 00:27:27,333 And that was the last time I saw him. 534 00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:29,833 Come here. 535 00:27:29,933 --> 00:27:30,733 Again. 536 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:31,667 Again. 537 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:34,600 [flute music] 538 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:45,900 [baby crying] 539 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,467 [flute music] 540 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,467 Weak? 541 00:27:53,567 --> 00:27:54,867 Free? 542 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,900 Hope it's not performance relates. 543 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,200 She likes what I'm doin'. 544 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:03,833 She likes me, I think. 545 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,833 Yeah, and actually I quite like her. 546 00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:07,867 Well, if you tidy yourself up a bit, 547 00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:09,000 you might be in for a chance. 548 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,533 Yeah. 549 00:28:10,633 --> 00:28:14,000 You have got a better bonnet than that Stan for a start. 550 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:17,300 They do like a good head of hair, them lot. 551 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,467 [whistle] [music playing] 552 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:23,467 [whistle] 553 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:24,867 [music playing] 554 00:28:24,967 --> 00:28:26,900 What the? 555 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,833 [whistle] 556 00:28:27,933 --> 00:28:30,800 [music playing] 557 00:28:33,867 --> 00:28:34,767 See you love. 558 00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:37,333 [music playing] 559 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,800 Got any dialers? 560 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,033 Doing a bit of PR on Sunday. 561 00:28:44,133 --> 00:28:45,033 That's it? 562 00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:48,200 [music playing] 563 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:54,033 Where the hell did you get it? 564 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:59,600 Sorry, I'll pay, promise. 565 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,967 Keep him occupied. 566 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:03,867 Should we put the TV on? 567 00:29:03,967 --> 00:29:05,400 Plenty of fluids. 568 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,133 Oh, right. 569 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:07,100 I fuckin' love you, Mimi. 570 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,100 I love you too. 571 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,267 What's up with him? 572 00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:11,167 A body. 573 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:17,067 Here you go, son. 574 00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:19,100 Back, that's it. 575 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,700 I fuckin' love you, too. 576 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,933 And I love you, too, son. 577 00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:26,500 I wish I was your son. 578 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,600 [knocking] 579 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:28,533 Chesney? 580 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:30,633 Shit. 581 00:29:30,733 --> 00:29:31,533 [knocking] 582 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:33,667 Chesney, are you in there? 583 00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:34,733 Hide him. 584 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:35,867 Where? 585 00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:37,267 Take him for a drive or somethin'. 586 00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:38,167 Quick. 587 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:42,933 He's gone out with Paddy. 588 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,200 Paddy? 589 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,333 Nothin' to do with me if they just bonded. 590 00:29:46,433 --> 00:29:47,967 Kids need a father figure. 591 00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:50,767 Depends on the father figure is. 592 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,833 Meanin'? 593 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:55,000 He'll get bored. 594 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,533 [suspenseful music] 595 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,233 MICKEY: Get your hands off me nuts. 596 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,900 Come with me to a part if you want, though, kid. 597 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,767 Have as many as you want then. 598 00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:10,433 I fuckin' love you, Mickey. 599 00:30:10,533 --> 00:30:13,367 [funky music] 600 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,267 I'm sorry. 601 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:20,067 I've lost my appetite. 602 00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:21,867 [crashing of clothing] 603 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:24,933 At least put it in his pay if they puke in the limo. 604 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,067 You look after him. 605 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:27,233 I'm going to clean meself up. 606 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,133 Ah. 607 00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:34,900 It's all my fault. 608 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,333 Throwin' up's a good thing. 609 00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:39,600 I'd never forgive meself if anythin' happened to him. 610 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,600 [soft music] 611 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,467 MEENA: It's Shane. 612 00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:49,100 How did it go, then? 613 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,733 Fancy a beer? 614 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:52,667 Come on, park your ass. 615 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,233 Fittest man on the planet. 616 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,400 Oh. 617 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,700 Not afraid to show his feelings either. 618 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:08,900 That's a real man. 619 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,733 I'd love to dance with him. 620 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,633 [music playing] 621 00:31:24,267 --> 00:31:26,033 IAN: You need to eat something. 622 00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:34,700 It's not your fault, you know. 623 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:39,967 There's so much he said he wanted to do. 624 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:43,000 What about you? 625 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,800 But he's dead. 626 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:45,967 You'd be as good as that banged 627 00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:47,400 up for the next 20 years. 628 00:31:52,967 --> 00:31:55,367 Do you now what I always want to do? 629 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:56,767 What? 630 00:31:56,867 --> 00:31:57,700 Learn to play the guitar. 631 00:32:03,033 --> 00:32:04,767 Piano definitely. 632 00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:07,733 See the pyramids. 633 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:08,800 Empire State Building. 634 00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:13,033 I though my luck had changed. 635 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,767 I really liked him, Ian. 636 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,767 [soft music] 637 00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:26,700 [teeth brushing noises] 638 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,667 [soft music] 639 00:32:31,733 --> 00:32:35,200 [flute chime and music] 640 00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,867 [glass clanks] 641 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:52,233 Are you sure? 642 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:56,033 Might be the last one I have. 643 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,000 I'm gonna run meself in. 644 00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,433 Why? 645 00:32:59,533 --> 00:33:01,233 We've got a witness. 646 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:04,700 You call that an alibi? 647 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,200 Can I buy you a drink, Frank? 648 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:10,333 Christ, does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 649 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:11,567 You're being ridiculous. 650 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:12,467 Leave her alone. 651 00:33:12,567 --> 00:33:15,367 She's got her own mind. 652 00:33:15,467 --> 00:33:17,767 Pint, Karen, couple of E's. 653 00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:21,300 [music playing] 654 00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:39,667 To your health, my health. 655 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,033 My God. 656 00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:42,300 Just think about it before you do anything rash. 657 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,800 Have done, nothing else I can do. 658 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,767 [ominous music] 659 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,400 Chesney? He's woken up. 660 00:33:58,433 --> 00:33:59,833 Hiya love. 661 00:33:59,933 --> 00:34:00,867 Will he be all right? 662 00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:01,833 He's awake. 663 00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:02,900 It's a start. 664 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,167 How are you son? 665 00:34:04,267 --> 00:34:06,067 Do you think he'd want anything? 666 00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:09,467 Do you want anything Chesney? 667 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:10,667 Oh, shit. 668 00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:11,600 Prolapse. 669 00:34:14,233 --> 00:34:16,533 The chances of two people snuffing would be tiny, love. 670 00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:18,633 Chesney? 671 00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:21,367 Hey, are you with us son? 672 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:23,600 Is there anything that you want, love? 673 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,733 Any chance of a double cheeseburger and chips? 674 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,533 [guitar strumming and flutes] 675 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,900 If you'll get this lot cleared away by tea time, 676 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,567 you can start on them fags. 677 00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,667 Then, I might let you go home early. 678 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:45,600 Yvonne? 679 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:48,167 [ethnic music] 680 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:55,600 What the fuck do you think you look like dressed like that? 681 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,067 Mum will do her tea. 682 00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,800 No fish fingers, though, she hates them. 683 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:01,867 And she'll need a bath. 684 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:03,000 You don't have to do this. 685 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:04,367 Tell mum, no bubbles. 686 00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:06,367 She's still got that rash at the back of her leg. 687 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:07,133 What-- 688 00:35:07,233 --> 00:35:10,167 [music playing] 689 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,767 Dex? 690 00:35:15,867 --> 00:35:17,333 I walked into the wrong pie, ya? 691 00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:19,700 [music playing] 692 00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:23,600 A ditch? 693 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,967 Around the corner from mine. 694 00:35:25,067 --> 00:35:26,533 It must have felt like shit. 695 00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:27,467 These dead? 696 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:37,867 Sometimes when I have an E, wipes me out. 697 00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:38,867 So why do you take'em? 698 00:35:38,967 --> 00:35:40,600 I don't normally. 699 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,933 We were gettin' on so well. 700 00:35:43,033 --> 00:35:44,300 I didn't want to spoil the night. 701 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,633 So what do you remember? 702 00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:50,533 Just bits. 703 00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:55,200 Remember going upstairs? 704 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:56,733 That's why I'm here now. 705 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:59,167 [music playing] 706 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:03,467 What time did I leave? 707 00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:04,900 I can't remember. 708 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,633 I was pretty messed up, too. 709 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:11,100 Were you angry that I wasn't there when you woke up? 710 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,600 Did seem a bit out of order. 711 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:20,900 So can we go out again? 712 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,200 Think you can handle it? 713 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,567 Right, I want you up front with me. 714 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,133 You can start on this. 715 00:36:29,233 --> 00:36:30,500 That's too good. 716 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,467 But it needs elbow grease. so put you back into it. 717 00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:34,467 Don't want to have to dock your wages, OK? 718 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,000 Why me? 719 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,500 Shall I shoulders a brew? 720 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,500 Oh, brilliant. 721 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,633 He's only doing this to get in your knickers. 722 00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:44,567 What? 723 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:45,500 Serious. 724 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,133 Look at him. 725 00:36:47,233 --> 00:36:48,500 Do you fancy a pickie? 726 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,800 [guitar twanging] 727 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:01,067 All planned for tonight? 728 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,100 Not much. 729 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,400 Fancy coming round to mine? 730 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,233 Yeah. 731 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:08,133 Ever had a threesome? 732 00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:09,967 Me, you, and Stan. 733 00:37:10,067 --> 00:37:11,133 He's very open minded. 734 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:17,467 Put the closed sign up, Hasselhoff. 735 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,700 What's your policy on early retirement? 736 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,600 Whew. 737 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:23,067 [music playing] 738 00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:27,933 Shame about that, he were good. 739 00:37:28,033 --> 00:37:29,700 It would have only ended in tears. 740 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,300 Nice move. 741 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,133 Don't you get any ideas. 742 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,967 All right. 743 00:37:37,067 --> 00:37:38,733 Thanks. 744 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,733 That was our Jamie. 745 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:43,767 Snide E's, my arse. 746 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:48,733 The corpse is alive and well and buyin' our Mandy a drink. 747 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,233 [children's voices] 748 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,600 [sirens] 749 00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:57,800 See you soon, lad. 750 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,033 I love to be at yours. 751 00:37:59,133 --> 00:37:59,933 You and Paddy are top. 752 00:38:00,033 --> 00:38:02,700 [sirens] 753 00:38:04,633 --> 00:38:07,300 Oi, in. 754 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,600 Oh, here she comes, back to smother ya. 755 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,567 Wrappin' them in cotton wool won't teach them. 756 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,100 The art of parentin' by Mimi Maguire. 757 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,133 Rush our and buy it, you might just fuck up your kids. 758 00:38:16,233 --> 00:38:18,233 My kids aren't fucked up. 759 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:19,567 You want to take a look at yourself 760 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,833 before you start on me. 761 00:38:20,933 --> 00:38:22,300 Oh, it's a struggle for you, isn't it? 762 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,167 You try bringing up two kids in a place like this. 763 00:38:25,267 --> 00:38:26,700 His first words were what's a pack of it 764 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,667 because of the likes of you. 765 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:28,933 And God-- 766 00:38:29,033 --> 00:38:30,700 He was beaten up four times the first week 767 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,267 he started school. 768 00:38:32,367 --> 00:38:34,933 Meena being expelled from three different schools for startin' 769 00:38:35,033 --> 00:38:36,933 fights before they come to batter her. 770 00:38:37,033 --> 00:38:39,767 Do you think I don't know that shit? 771 00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:42,867 One, I'd never say Paki. 772 00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:45,967 Two, Paddy got lifted that many times 773 00:38:46,067 --> 00:38:47,933 by the coppers in the first five years 774 00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:50,000 after steppin' off that boat. 775 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:54,200 Everyone assumed he was a poor bomah. 776 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,067 She looked after me, mom. 777 00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:58,000 He was ill. 778 00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,500 Ill? 779 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,467 Yeah. 780 00:39:00,567 --> 00:39:02,067 But she fixed me. 781 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,300 Are you OK now? 782 00:39:06,933 --> 00:39:07,800 Thanks for looking after him. 783 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,600 [dogs barking] 784 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:15,567 Do you fancy a drink? 785 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:18,033 [dogs barking] 786 00:39:19,467 --> 00:39:20,167 Later. 787 00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:23,600 Bring Paddy over. 788 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:26,733 Might, think about it. 789 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,800 [dogs barking] 790 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:29,700 [children's voices] 791 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,700 [soft music] 792 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,000 Same again? 793 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:41,133 Great. 794 00:39:41,233 --> 00:39:43,600 Hey Mandy, is that that dead cunt? 795 00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:47,600 Village idiot. 796 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:51,800 Frank Gallagher, you owe me a favor. 797 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,200 Do I? 798 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,467 Yeah. 799 00:39:54,567 --> 00:39:59,567 The other night, remember, we left here, you and me. 800 00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:03,033 I lent you a fiver. 801 00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:05,500 We had chips. 802 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,333 You had gravy. 803 00:40:07,433 --> 00:40:08,800 I hate gravy. 804 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,000 Must have been shitfaced. 805 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:13,333 You can say that again, eh, Lazarus? 806 00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:17,267 Ah, come see papa. 807 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:24,167 Hey Mandy, word of advice, our conscience 808 00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:27,133 is that internal voice that screams at us. 809 00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:28,333 Just don't want anything to happen. 810 00:40:28,433 --> 00:40:31,333 FRANK: And some fucker might just 811 00:40:31,433 --> 00:40:34,333 be watching our every move. 812 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,533 Not so dead to the world after all, eh? 813 00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:43,667 [funky music] 814 00:40:43,767 --> 00:40:44,567 What's Let's 815 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,300 What's he on about? 816 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,033 Nothin'. 817 00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:49,167 He's just a piss head. 818 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:54,067 Come on. 819 00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:57,700 Something's going on here, isn't it? 820 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,600 You can tell me. 821 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,367 [music playing] 822 00:41:05,233 --> 00:41:06,433 I thought you were dead. 823 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:13,400 So we rolled you up in a rug and dumped you in a ditch. 824 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,767 [ominous music] 825 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,200 Sorry. 826 00:41:20,967 --> 00:41:23,000 I didn't think we had any choice. 827 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:24,567 I was confused. 828 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:28,800 At what point did it seem like a good idea to fuckin' dump me? 829 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,700 I'm sorry. 830 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,100 Don't be angry with me. 831 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,167 You don't get it. 832 00:41:33,267 --> 00:41:34,667 Can't we just start again? 833 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:35,633 Put it all behind us? 834 00:41:35,733 --> 00:41:38,900 Come on, we're having fun. 835 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,333 It's just too weird, sorry. 836 00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:43,600 [music playing] 837 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:44,500 Tell you what. 838 00:41:49,067 --> 00:41:50,500 Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. 839 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,433 [music playing] 840 00:41:58,633 --> 00:42:01,433 If he can't take a joke, better off without him. 841 00:42:01,533 --> 00:42:03,733 [music playing] 842 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,100 [ethnic music] 843 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,100 Hey Mickey, a guest. 844 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,567 [ethnic music] 845 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:20,433 Come in, sit down, grave a vol-au-vent. 846 00:42:20,533 --> 00:42:21,333 Nice carpet. 847 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,633 Help yourself. 848 00:42:25,733 --> 00:42:28,300 [ethnic music] 849 00:42:30,767 --> 00:42:33,167 [knocking] 850 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:37,500 Hiya. 851 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,467 Any beers? 852 00:42:38,567 --> 00:42:42,200 Yeah, watch that. 853 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,700 [piano and flute music] 854 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,133 It's harder for us. 855 00:42:57,233 --> 00:42:58,467 Everybody needs somebody. 856 00:42:58,567 --> 00:43:01,767 You just got to get on with it, be resourceful. 857 00:43:01,867 --> 00:43:03,333 Makes us twice as capable. 858 00:43:03,433 --> 00:43:05,933 You've got to find an upside somewhere. 859 00:43:06,033 --> 00:43:07,400 Hi. 860 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,500 Hi. 861 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,633 He's cute. 862 00:43:11,733 --> 00:43:13,033 Takes after his dad. 863 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:16,167 [music playing] 864 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:24,367 Been thinkin' could be mates. 865 00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:26,200 So what if it's complicated? 866 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:27,767 What's the other option? 867 00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:32,600 So on your own all your life, give up altogether, no chance. 868 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:35,600 [music playing] 869 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:14,167 [MUSIC - BEE GEES, "YOU SHOULD BE DANCING"] 870 00:44:14,267 --> 00:44:17,733 (SINGING) Dancin', yeah. 871 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:21,133 Dancin' yeah. 872 00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:24,700 She's juicy and she's trouble. 873 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,700 She gets it to me good. 874 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,600 My woman gives me power. 875 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:36,600 Goes right down to my blood. 876 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:40,267 What you doin' on your back, ah? 877 00:44:40,367 --> 00:44:43,700 What you doin' on your back, ah? 878 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,100 You should be dancin', yeah. 879 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,033 Dancin' yeah. 880 00:44:52,133 --> 00:44:55,933 What you doin' on your back, ah? 881 00:44:56,033 --> 00:44:59,200 What you doin' on your back, ah? 882 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:03,333 You should be dancin' yeah.