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FRANK GALLAGHER:
(VOICEOVER) Now, nobody's

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saying that Chatsworth
Estate is the garden of Eden,

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but it's been a good
home to us-- to me,

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Frank Gallagher-- and my
kids, who I'm proud of.

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'Cause every single one of
them reminds me a little of me.

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They can all think
for themselves, which

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they have me to thank for.

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Run, run for it!

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Leg It!

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FRANK GALLAGHER:
(VOICEOVER) Fiona,

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owner, who's a massive help.

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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him

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Phillip anymore.

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Ian, a lot like his mom,
which is handy for the others

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because she's disappeared
into thin air.

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And Carl, we daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons--

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One, it stands on end and
makes him look like Toyah, two,

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nits love it.
Debbie.

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[screaming]

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Sent by God, total angel.

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You have to check your change,
but she'll go miles out

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of the way to do you a favor.

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Plus Liam, gonna be
a star, once we've

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got the fits under control.

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[screaming]

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Sheila, my bird.

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Couldn't be happier.

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One place short of
a full set, like.

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Fantastic neighbors,
Kev and Veronica.

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[fireworks]

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Lend you anything.

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Well, not anything.

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But all of them to a man
know, first and foremost,

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one the most vital
necessities in this life

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is to know how to throw a party.

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[laughing]

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Scatter!

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Come.

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GIRL: (VOICEOVER) Psychologists
believe that those to whom evil

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is done, do evil in return.

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[laughing]

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Pig scum!

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In you go.

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Get in.

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No, no, no!

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No!

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GIRL: (VOICEOVER) But I
prefer an old Indian proverb--

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those who bring happiness
into the lives of others

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cannot keep it from themselves.

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[grunting]

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Looking at that won't
keep you out of prison.

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Get dressed, we've
got work to do.

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Are you ready yet?

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I'm coming.

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[vomiting]

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[coughing]

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If you've got morning breath,
you could have just said.

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[sighs]

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Are you OK?

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I can't smoke, I can't drink.

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Every morning I'm
hugging porcelain.

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How can they call this natural?

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Listen, if you want to forget
about going away this weekend.

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Not a chance.

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If I'm going to be
puking my guts up,

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I may as well be doing
it somewhere beautiful.

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Oh God.

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[vomiting]

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A romantic trip
away, oh, I'm envious.

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Yeah, well you can't come,
'cause it's just me and her.

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CAROL: Where's he taking you?

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Don't know, Carol.

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It's a surprise.

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CAROL: Last time a
bloke took me away,

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I ended up in a
power cut in Rhyl.

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It could have been
erotic, had he not

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insisted on calling me Cheryl.

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[laughing]

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CRAIG: All right, smart
ass, give it back.

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What?
CRAIG: The toast.

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Don't know what
you're talking about.

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Come on, Carl.

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Got to leave in half an hour.

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[laughing]

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LIP: You looking
for toast, Craig?

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Mmm.

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[laughing]

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Hey guys.

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If anyone laughs,
it's coming off.

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[sighs]

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Marty, where's your tie?

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I couldn't remember
how many times the fox

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went 'round the farmyard.

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Three, And then into its den.

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You look great, Marty.

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What job is it you've got
the interview for, Marty?

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Traffic warden.

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Council are an equal
opportunities employers.

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That'll make a change.

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Traffic warden calling
the car drivers a cunt.

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[laughing]

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Bullsheg!

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What the fuck was that?

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Something we've
been working on.

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To manage his Tourette's
for the court case.

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It's all about replacing
rude words with nicer ones.

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Oh!

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We're going to paint that
he's a reformed character.

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Don't knock it, I haven't
had a bucketbiff in days.

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[laughing]

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What you up in
court for, Marty?

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Not been setting fire to
things again, have you?

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No, weren't even my fault.
It's that stupid bitch

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in the post office, looking
down her nose at me,

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making sarky comments every
time I cash my giant--

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stupid soft kittens!

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She needed telling.

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Just a shame they had CCTV.

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Ever speak to me like that
again, and I'll burn your down,

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you evil, ugly,
patronizing bitch!

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[crashing]

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But But once the
courts see that you're

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a respectable hardworking
member of society,

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they'll have no
choice but acquittal.

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[laughing]

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Time I went, eh?

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Bullsheg!

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[grunts]

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Hey, hey, hey,
just let it roll.

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The more would up you get,
the more they like it.

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I'm looking for Kev Ball.

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You want next
door, number six.

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Trouble with these houses,
they all look the same.

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He's not still shacked up with
that gobby peroxide bitch,

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is he?

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Veronica.

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Mmm, that's her.

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Mouth like the bleeding Mersey.

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[cat meows]

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Who's that?

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Dunno.

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The sooner you and me get some
time to ourselves, the better.

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Can't believe you're here.

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Last I heard, you were in
Pathos with Big Balls Benny.

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Ditched him as soon
as I got out there.

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Got myself a nice little bar
job, apartment on the beach,

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and as much cock
as I could handle.

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Sun, sex, and sangria.

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thought I were in heaven, Kev.

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So why are you back?

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Because, Blondie,
I fell in love.

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Bloke called Jack, Jack Russell.

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You know, like the dog.

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And as soon as I set
eyes on him, I knew.

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I just knew.

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Got a light?

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KEV: What happened?

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It's all gone wrong, Kev.

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[crying]

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, hey, come here.

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And tell your big brother--

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[crying]

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He's a fucking junkie.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Not heroin.

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Didn't he watch Grange Hill?

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I said, "Jack, I love you.

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But either it goes, or I do."

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[sirens]

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Got any sugar for this?

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No way, Kev, absolute--

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no way am I having
her in my house.

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Veronica, she's
my little sister,

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I can't just chuck
her out on the street.

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Oi, oi, oi, hang on a minute.

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The amount of shit
that I've had to put up

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with, with your family,
with your mother,

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and her fellas, and Marty.

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Marty, and his
bleeding bonfires.

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Fairs, fair, right?

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You can't send her
back to a junkie.

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Couple of days.

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But if She calls me Blondie
again, I swear, Kev, I'll--

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[sighing]

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I'm a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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I am a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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I am a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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[doorbell]

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I am a--

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I am a--

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I am a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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Hiya, I was looking for Craig.

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Crackerjack!

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Sorry.

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I'm looking for
Craig, Craig Garland.

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Is this the right house?

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Yeah.

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Well, sort of, but
there's no one in.

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Right, only there's a
bit of a crisis at home,

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so if you see him.

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Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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Sue, by the way.

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Marty.

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So are you like, a mate?

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Mate?

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God, no, sorry,
hasn't he told you?

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I'm his wife.

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[music playing]

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I am a good human being.

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I am good--

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I am a bullshit motherfucker!

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Flat out on the
bed, like Lady Muck

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in the middle of
the bleeding day,

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with my bathrobe on, cheeky cow!

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Oh, I swear to God,
Fiona, I hate her.

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I know she's Kev's sister,
but if I see her, I'm gonna--

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Marty!

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He should have been
back hours ago.

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Why, where's he gone?

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Job interview.

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We're trying to get him
on the straight and narrow

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for the court thing next week.

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Bloody hell, Debs.

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Know when you're beat.

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He's had psychologists,
psychotherapists,

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cognitive behavioral
assessments,

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and they all come out
to the same conclusion--

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he's off his bleeding lolly.

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DEBBIE: Why doesn't
anyone give him a chance?

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All he wants us to
be accepted, to be

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treated like everybody else.

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[screaming]

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Marty you're
making a big mistake!

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Not as big as yours, you
two-timing piece of shit.

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Oh Jesus, no!

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Not content with one beautiful
woman, no, you've got two!

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Marty!
[crashing]

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Shit!

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Guess what Marty's discovered,
big secret, I'm married!

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Is that it?

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What?

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Marty, everyone knows that.

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CRAIG: Prick.

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No one told me.

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Wife appears, I thought
you were doing her dirty.

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It's over, has been for ages.

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So why are you still
living with her, then?

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Because she won't move
out, and it's my dad's

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fucking house.

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She's gorgeous.

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Marty, tell me you
went to the interview.

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[slam]

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This was supposed
to be a surprise.

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Get in, start it up.

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Bloody hell, I didn't
even think it had an engine!

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Is this leading where
I think it's leading.

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Mm-hmm, me and
you, the open road.

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There's nowt more romantic
than the camper van.

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You've obviously never stayed
in a five-star hotel, then.

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It's not exactly
what I had in mind.

262
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You'll put up with anything
when the sex is fresh.

263
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,267
[laughing]
KELLY: Blondie!

264
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,100
There's no hot water!

265
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,667
How do you turn
the immersion on?

266
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,633
I'll fucking kill her.

267
00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:21,167
If you'd rather go and
stay in a B&B somewhere.

268
00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:23,733
No, no, it's great, honest.

269
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:27,567
I just think we might
have to fumigate it first.

270
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,400
Craig.

271
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,333
Your wife's at the front door.

272
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,300
[grunting]

273
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,100
You're living here now, then?

274
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,533
Where I sleep's my business.

275
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,800
You've not been
home in over a week.

276
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,467
- Home?
- Well, you know.

277
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,733
Oh, you mean my
dad's house, the place

278
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,633
that you want half of.

279
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,633
You actually wanting something,
or is this just a social visit?

280
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,467
Boiler's playing up,
place is like an icebox.

281
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:00,800
Yeah, well you
know that book with

282
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,933
the brightly colored pages?

283
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,233
And how much is
that going to cost?

284
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,933
All right, I'll sort it.

285
00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:11,600
You'll have to wait
until after the weekend.

286
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,100
we're going on holiday.

287
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,400
Send me a postcard.

288
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,700
If that boiler is bust, I'm
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

289
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,000
Boo!

290
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:28,933
[screams]

291
00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:30,367
No, no, no.

292
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,733
I'm sorry.

293
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,567
It's me, from earlier.

294
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,900
I didn't mean to scare you.

295
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,167
It's all right.

296
00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:39,467
God, you took me by
surprise, that's all.

297
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,567
So you managed to find him
this time, then, your husband?

298
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,533
Sugar lumps!

299
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,600
Don't hide it for my benefit.

300
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,200
Your Tourette's.

301
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,100
Lad at our school had
it, Phillip Trent.

302
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,000
Everyone used to call
him Fuck Off Phil.

303
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,067
People only think
it's weird when

304
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,167
they don't know what it is.

305
00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:01,500
I better get back.

306
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,467
For what it's worth,
I think he's an idiot.

307
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,667
He must be, to let someone like
you slip through his fingers.

308
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,067
Marty, wasn't it?

309
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,200
Horse sex!

310
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,433
Can't believe you're
bringing your own firewood.

311
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,900
Camping trip ain't a camping
trip without a campfire.

312
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,167
I built them all the
time when I was a kid.

313
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,700
Used to set fire to
my sister's dolls

314
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,467
when she would get me angry.

315
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,367
Hiya.

316
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,500
You're taking the piss.

317
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,633
Before you're get your
knickers in a twist,

318
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,133
I'm not here for you.

319
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,267
They're going on a date.

320
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,733
Who's going on a date?

321
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,367
Ta-da.

322
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,533
Look at this handsome devil.

323
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,333
You're like a
young Bruce Willis.

324
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:52,100
Long time since
I've been courted.

325
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,733
Take my advice, Fiona.

326
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,800
Enjoy it while it lasts.

327
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,367
All right, what's the game?

328
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,533
Game Game?

329
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:01,600
I'm going on a date.

330
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,667
Didn't know there
were a law against it.

331
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,167
Convenient.

332
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,700
Just happened to bag a bloke
who lives in the same house.

333
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,767
What difference does it make?

334
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:12,733
Anyone would think you
still had feelings for me.

335
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,600
Shall we?

336
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,700
See you, Debbie.

337
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,900
DEBBIE: See ya.

338
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,367
Don't wait up.

339
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:24,533
Having a girlfriend's got
to be good for his court case.

340
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,367
I'm going chestnut brown.

341
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,500
New life, new look,
that's my model.

342
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,100
It looks like a
dirty bleeding protest.

343
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,600
You ever thought
of changing color?

344
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,833
The '80s, that look, isn't it?

345
00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:42,267
Is it?

346
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,833
Oh yeah, Sharon Stone,
Madonna, they were all it then.

347
00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:47,700
Fucking hell, I think your
bloke's hanging about outside.

348
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,700
You're joking.

349
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,300
Tall, skinny, a bit Iggy Pop.

350
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,567
Well for God's sake,
don't let him in.

351
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:55,067
If he's not had a
fix, he gets violent.

352
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,600
[knocking]

353
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:57,967
Marie!

354
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:01,167
Hey Marie, I know you're
in there, come on down.

355
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,800
I've got to be at
work in 10 minutes.

356
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,500
I'll have to shoot
out the front.

357
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,267
I'm coming with you.

358
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,733
You're not
leaving me with him!

359
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,700
[crashing]

360
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,133
It's your shot.

361
00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:15,233
Which one am I'm going for?

362
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,167
Go for that red one,
it's the bottom corner.

363
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,667
It should go in, that.

364
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:23,533
But if you sort of lean over,
and get right on the cue.

365
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:26,700
That's it, and then get it just
between your fingers, there.

366
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,600
Yeah.

367
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,433
Go in there.

368
00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:31,833
Oh!

369
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,567
I think I've had too much wine.

370
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,033
Rubbish, the more
you drink, the better

371
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,433
you get at this game.
Shut it!

372
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,367
Ah!

373
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:38,400
[laughing]

374
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,200
[machine beeping]

375
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,733
[coins dropping]
- Jackpot!

376
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,700
[laughing]

377
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,833
And it had a
little wind chime.

378
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,633
Twisted freak.

379
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:53,567
How can sticking a needle
in your arm be normal?

380
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:54,467
Tell me.

381
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,400
Who sees that as normal?

382
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,233
I know, but
love's blind, Frank.

383
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,600
Look at Kev with Veronica.

384
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,700
Kid You're not telling
me he couldn't do better.

385
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,500
A word from the wise, get
your stuff out quick sharp,

386
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,367
otherwise he'll have
your stereo in his veins

387
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,767
before you can say
Dolby Surround Sound.

388
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,200
KEV: Yeah, all right, Frank.

389
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,133
We're dealing with it.

390
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:16,933
FRANK: Yes, but when.

391
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:18,433
Druggie, Kev.

392
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,900
We're talking desperation,
we're talking scum of the earth.

393
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,600
No, thing is, I can't.

394
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,800
I mean, I ain't got a
van or anything, so--

395
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,700
Right, no problem.

396
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,200
Eamonn, Eamonn!

397
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,000
Hey, how would you fancy
being this young lady's

398
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,833
knight in shining armor.

399
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:34,833
Depends.

400
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,167
Is there a pint in it for me?

401
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,467
Spunk face, bucket of spunk.

402
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,500
What else do you do?

403
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,067
Piss flaps, donkey
dick, donkey dick!

404
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,333
[laughing]

405
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,533
Come on, I want to
show you something.

406
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,533
[music playing]

407
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,200
Bucket!

408
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,100
[laughs]

409
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:57,633
You ready?

410
00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:58,633
Yeah.

411
00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:00,567
Three, two, one.

412
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,300
What am I looking at?

413
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,367
The most beautiful
place in the world.

414
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,167
What, that?

415
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:18,533
To other people it's just a
gas tower, but to me, it's--

416
00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:19,600
it's awesome.

417
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,267
Beauty's everywhere.

418
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,500
Just depends whether
you choose to see it.

419
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:33,433
Boner!

420
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,533
Sorry, sorry.

421
00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,233
Don't apologize.

422
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,733
That's what makes
you who you are.

423
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,300
[fireworks]

424
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,033
Craig must be off his head.

425
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,433
How could he live without that?

426
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,467
Let's go back to yours.

427
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,933
Hey, what's all this?

428
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,967
A few home comforts.

429
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,467
Sneaked in while Jack were out.

430
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,600
Don't look at me,
it were Frank's idea.

431
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,167
Oh, figures, might have
known you'd stick your nose in.

432
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,167
Goodness of my heart,
this rescue mission,

433
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,633
damsel in distress.

434
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,567
You'll stay for a
smoke, won't you, Frank?

435
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,467
Few drinks?

436
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,100
Top, yeah.

437
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,633
Don't mind, do you Blondie?

438
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:35,567
Time's up, Kev.

439
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,133
For fuck's sake!

440
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,933
FRANK: Come down from
castle, Rapunzel.

441
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,533
Let down your golden hair.

442
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:48,500
[giggling]

443
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,500
Ow!

444
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,500
Toss!

445
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,067
[giggling]

446
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,467
Oh!

447
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,967
[giggling]

448
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,033
[sighing]

449
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,367
Suck me cock!

450
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,600
[laughing]

451
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,833
Sorry.

452
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,667
Look, Craig, maybe
you've got it wrong,

453
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,300
maybe she really likes him.

454
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,700
I know he's got his problems,
but he's a good-looking bloke.

455
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,567
Sheila, I've known her
a lot longer than you,

456
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,733
and believe me, she's
sticking the knife in.

457
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,500
By pulling Marty?

458
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,433
Oh, Marty.

459
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,400
Kinky boots!

460
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,300
[laughing]

461
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,433
Her presence in this
house, it's like poison.

462
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:35,967
Let her shag him, let
her scream the house down.

463
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,300
Why should you care?

464
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,533
[giggling]

465
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:43,067
See, this is exactly
what she wants.

466
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,067
[giggling]

467
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,800
I can't get me--

468
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,300
get your top off.

469
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,600
What?

470
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:02,133
I can't do this.

471
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,700
My head's all over the place.

472
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,800
We can wait.

473
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:05,967
We don't have to
rush into anything.

474
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,700
No, it isn't that, it's just--

475
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:18,700
I like you, and I've had a
great time, but it's Craig.

476
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,067
What about him?

477
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,267
He's still my husband, Marty.

478
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,233
Yeah, I thought
you were all over.

479
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,333
We've been
married eight years.

480
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,667
It's comfort more than
passion, I suppose,

481
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,100
but you can't just turn it off.

482
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,467
It's all such a mess.

483
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:48,167
What, you still shagging him?

484
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,333
You mustn't tell Fiona.

485
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,267
Promise me, Marty,
you won't tell Fiona.

486
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,500
[knocking]

487
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,333
Marty, no!

488
00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:06,567
Do you want her or not?
'Cause if you don't, let her go!

489
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:07,667
What are you talking about?

490
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,500
Him, fucking Casanova.

491
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,967
Stringing you both along,
wanting it every which way.

492
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,633
- What have you told him?
- Nothing!

493
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:14,533
She told me the truth.

494
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:15,700
What fucking truth?

495
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,800
About him and her.

496
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:21,667
He's still shagging her, even
though he don't even want her.

497
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:22,800
You lying--

498
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,300
Stay away from
her, I mean it, I'll

499
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,700
break both your fucking legs.

500
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,833
Martin!

501
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,633
No, Fiona, he's
messing you around.

502
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,700
He's messing everyone around.

503
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,233
And it's not fair, 'cause--

504
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,367
'cause I could make her happy,
and he don't even love her.

505
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,000
When did you last
sleep with him?

506
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:40,967
Fiona!

507
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,433
No, we're having this out.

508
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:44,900
Tell me, when did you
last sleep with him.

509
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,167
I'm not looking
to hurt you, Fiona.

510
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:49,467
When did you last
sleep with him?

511
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,967
Last week, last
month, last year?

512
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:52,867
She's telling the truth.

513
00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,900
Marty, open your eyes.

514
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,967
She's trying to break us up.

515
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,300
She's fucking using you.

516
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,900
She's not, she wouldn't.

517
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
We've kissed.

518
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:08,167
Did you really think that
somebody like her won't be

519
00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:10,300
interested in a freak like you?
SUE: Craig!

520
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,367
She is!

521
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:12,200
Tell him!

522
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,367
Tell me how you feel about me!

523
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,233
Oh, shit.

524
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,333
CRAIG: Jesus, the baby.

525
00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:24,333
Oh shit.

526
00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:25,267
Oh shit.

527
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:26,400
Baby?

528
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,833
You stay there, I'll
go and get an ambulance.

529
00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:28,933
I knew it.

530
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:30,200
You're gonna leave
me, aren't you?

531
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,833
You're gonna leave me on my own.

532
00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:35,000
It's like bedlam out here.

533
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,200
Sue, wait!

534
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,000
What's all the racket?

535
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:40,367
It's nothing, it's OK.

536
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:41,733
It's OK.

537
00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,667
Forget about the ambulance.

538
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,333
Just leave me alone.

539
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Please come back.

540
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,567
[crying]

541
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,967
Prick!

542
00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:06,533
[crying]

543
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,900
Spunk face!

544
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,500
[crying]

545
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,267
[MUSIC - WESTLIFE, "WORLD OF OUR
OWN"]

546
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:42,233
Oh, we've got a
little world of our own,

547
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,900
I'll tell you things
that no one else knows.

548
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,100
I'll let you in where
no one else goes.

549
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,267
What am I doing without you?

550
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,867
I'll tell you things
that no one else knows,

551
00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:55,167
I'll let you in
no one else goes,

552
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,033
what am I doing without you?

553
00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:03,000
Oh, no.

554
00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,433
[chatter]

555
00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:18,367
Fiona!

556
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:23,567
He's torn his mantra.

557
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:24,933
He's in court on Monday.

558
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:28,267
I am going on holiday, what
do you want me to do about it?

559
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:29,200
Oh.

560
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,500
What's up with
your sulky chops?

561
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,833
I'm moving out.

562
00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:33,033
I'm not stepping
foot in that house

563
00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,300
again until that
idiot husband of mine

564
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,033
gets rid of that stupid bitch!

565
00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:37,833
[laughing]

566
00:24:37,933 --> 00:24:39,867
The house is covered in tat.

567
00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:41,933
Can I stay at yours, Fiona?

568
00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:44,567
You can have my
room 'til I get back.

569
00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,600
Whose your mate?

570
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,733
Alfred.

571
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:47,967
he's the only bloke
I can rely on.

572
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:48,867
Aw.

573
00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:49,967
Aw.

574
00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:50,867
[cheering]

575
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:53,400
[music playing]

576
00:24:56,233 --> 00:25:00,033
DEBBIE: Fiona, what about Marty?

577
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,000
Fuck's sake.

578
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,100
Craig, don't.

579
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,633
What is it with you, eh?

580
00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:05,400
Don't you think you've
caused enough damage?

581
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,667
Just turn around and go home,
because I'm going on holiday

582
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,800
with Fiona, and there's nothing
you can say that's going

583
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:10,700
to alter that, right?

584
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,500
Craig, your dad's dead.

585
00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:30,033
[music playing]

586
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,733
Three years, he's
been in that home,

587
00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:42,500
hanging on, and hanging on.

588
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,367
Trust him to pick
this week to go.

589
00:25:46,733 --> 00:25:49,700
My dad died day I
passed my driving test.

590
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,467
Still, meant I got his Citroen.

591
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,767
Were you close?

592
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:02,033
Used to be.

593
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:04,967
Best mates.

594
00:26:05,067 --> 00:26:07,533
And then his head went west.

595
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,133
Dementia.

596
00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:11,900
Last few months, he
started calling me Rupert.

597
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,033
[laughing]

598
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:21,267
It's a terrible thing,
losing your father.

599
00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,000
Grandad's still alive.

600
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:26,167
I know, I'm just saying,
it's a terrible thing,

601
00:26:26,267 --> 00:26:27,267
losing your father.

602
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,933
Marty's tablet's.

603
00:26:31,033 --> 00:26:32,333
For his hypermania.

604
00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:35,200
He needs to take
two, twice a day.

605
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,400
Does no one care?

606
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,700
Still, there's an upside.

607
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,267
The house is mine now, isn't it?

608
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:49,100
So once I've flogged
that off, no more Sue.

609
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:00,800
I feel like I
don't even know him,

610
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:04,467
V. I've got his baby inside
me, and it's like there's

611
00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:06,367
this whole other world--

612
00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:10,567
wife, dad-- that I've
never even been a part of.

613
00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,600
Give it chance.

614
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,967
It takes time.

615
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:16,400
I know, but that's the
one thing we haven't got,

616
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,700
V. I just wish we'd had a
bit more time before all this

617
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,633
had happened.

618
00:27:24,233 --> 00:27:25,300
[music playing]

619
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,100
Cool.

620
00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:39,567
Sorry, Fiona, I've
got to go to mine.

621
00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:15,400
[water running]

622
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,367
Show me your arms!

623
00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:24,767
You mad bitch!

624
00:28:24,867 --> 00:28:26,333
Show me your arms,
you druggie cow!

625
00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:27,733
Get off me.

626
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,333
Get off me!

627
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,567
FIONA: How'd it go
with the undertaker?

628
00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:44,667
CRAIG: Sister shafted me.

629
00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:46,000
By the time I'd got
there, she's arranged

630
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,200
a burial, when I
specifically told

631
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:48,633
her that he wanted a cremation.

632
00:28:48,733 --> 00:28:50,100
We stayed up one night, talking.

633
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,100
He told me exactly
what he wanted,

634
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,000
a big party, with people
enjoying themselves.

635
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,600
Not me and my sister
sitting around a coffin,

636
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,600
trying to look fucking mournful.

637
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,967
Guess where they've come from.

638
00:29:10,067 --> 00:29:11,167
A diabetic?

639
00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:13,000
Kelly Marie's bag.

640
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,100
Yeah, well, they
probably belong

641
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,600
to dog boy, Jack Russell.

642
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,100
I've just seen her scoring.

643
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,933
Tenner says that's
why he kicked her out.

644
00:29:20,033 --> 00:29:21,233
Now, wait a minute.

645
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,700
Look, you can accuse our
Kel of a lot of things,

646
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,900
but she's not a junkie.

647
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,500
She's wafer-thin,
she's always skint,

648
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,900
and you tell me
the last time you

649
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,833
saw her in a sleeveless top.

650
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:29,933
Veronica!

651
00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:31,200
I know you don't
like it, but that

652
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,633
is my little sister
you're talking about,

653
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:36,000
and she's not into fucking skag!

654
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,700
We'll see about that.

655
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,100
Oi, oi, what are you
on-- what are you on about?

656
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,700
She's going cold turkey.

657
00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:57,967
KELLY: Open the
fucking door, now!

658
00:29:58,067 --> 00:30:01,933
Stupid blonde bitch!

659
00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:02,933
[knocking]

660
00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:05,500
Can you fucking hear me?

661
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,400
[crowd chanting]

662
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:16,400
Jump, jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

663
00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:26,500
[laughing]

664
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,467
Give us a beer, love.

665
00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:30,733
Have a beer, Craig.

666
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:32,567
You can have a beer.

667
00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:33,633
You don't normally.

668
00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:37,467
Oh yeah, like I can
never have a drink.

669
00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:38,600
[chatter]

670
00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:40,533
[laughing]

671
00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:43,500
We should get Carol
playing the guitar.

672
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,367
Quick, it's Marty,
he's going to chuck

673
00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:46,833
himself off Sandringham House!

674
00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:48,367
Shit.

675
00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:49,367
[music playing]

676
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,733
[sirens]

677
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:55,300
[chatter]

678
00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:04,600
DEBBIE: Marty!

679
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:07,567
Don't do it, get back, Marty.

680
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:08,567
No, Debbie.

681
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,533
Debbie, no.

682
00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,533
DEBBIE: I'm going up.

683
00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:12,933
Get off us.

684
00:31:13,033 --> 00:31:14,067
Let us past.

685
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,100
Stay back!

686
00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:31,267
Marty, come away
from the edge.

687
00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:32,167
Whoa.

688
00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:39,667
What's up?

689
00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:42,500
I'm scared of heights.

690
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Let me do the talking.

691
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:44,533
Get back!

692
00:31:48,967 --> 00:31:54,733
Them people down there, they'd
love to see you try and fly.

693
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:59,167
You'd be the talk of the
town for about half an hour.

694
00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:01,400
Don't you think your life's
worth more than that, Marty?

695
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,433
Cornflakes!

696
00:32:02,533 --> 00:32:04,800
I just want to be
like everybody else.

697
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,167
'Cause that fucker's
right, I'm a freak.

698
00:32:11,267 --> 00:32:13,367
And do you know how that feels?

699
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,533
Do you?

700
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,367
Marty, no!

701
00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,333
Yeah, come on.

702
00:32:19,433 --> 00:32:24,600
Human misery, you can't
get enough of it, eh?

703
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,700
Willing a bloke to chuck
himself to his death

704
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,867
so that you can have a bit
of fucking entertainment.

705
00:32:32,967 --> 00:32:34,867
Serves you right if he
lands on your heads,

706
00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:37,333
you brainless cunts.

707
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:41,233
Yeah, jump, yeah, jump, come on.

708
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:44,867
Just stay away, Debs.

709
00:32:44,967 --> 00:32:48,100
I mean it.

710
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,367
No, because if
you're going Marty,

711
00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:54,500
I want you to know
three things, and you're

712
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,700
not jumping off this building
until you've heard them.

713
00:32:59,967 --> 00:33:00,967
We all love you.

714
00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:02,067
Fuck!

715
00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:08,200
You're not a freak,
you've got Tourette's.

716
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,500
Craig is really upset that he
called you that, aren't you?

717
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,400
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to Sue,

718
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,667
she just doesn't know it yet.

719
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,067
Debbie's right, Marty.

720
00:33:30,167 --> 00:33:32,733
She just needs
someone to love her.

721
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:37,267
She's an unhappy person, but
she weren't always like that.

722
00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:38,700
She got a good heart.

723
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,267
She'd be luck to have you.

724
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,167
I don't want to
go back to prison.

725
00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:09,067
[crying]

726
00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:12,867
Nice one, Debbie.

727
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,267
Show's over.

728
00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:16,900
Yeah, go on, fuck off,
you bunch of freaks!

729
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Tossers!

730
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,333
He was a great bloke, Fiona.

731
00:34:37,433 --> 00:34:40,267
He was always there for me.

732
00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:41,167
Whatever.

733
00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:57,167
If I can do half as well with
our kid as he did with me, then

734
00:34:57,267 --> 00:34:59,333
I reckon I'll be all right.

735
00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:12,167
I'm a good human being.

736
00:35:12,267 --> 00:35:14,667
I'm a good human being.

737
00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:15,633
[knocking]

738
00:35:15,733 --> 00:35:16,533
Yeah?

739
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,900
Big day tomorrow, Marty.

740
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,500
Yeah, I'm just trying it on
so I've got everything perfect.

741
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,033
Make sure you get
a good night's sleep.

742
00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,433
You want to be fresh in court.

743
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:43,767
I'm a good human being, I
have a great deal to offer.

744
00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:44,800
I am a good human being.

745
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,267
[knocking]

746
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:12,933
I'm sorry, I never
meant to hurt you.

747
00:36:13,033 --> 00:36:14,100
[toys squeaking]

748
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:28,767
I don't know what I'm doing.

749
00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:29,700
Sorry.

750
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,600
Puppies.

751
00:36:56,933 --> 00:37:01,767
KELLY: Let me out
you fucking bastards!

752
00:37:01,867 --> 00:37:04,567
Veronica, I need a shit.

753
00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:05,967
Go next door.

754
00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:07,733
You can't keep her
in there forever,

755
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,033
she'll starve to death.

756
00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:12,100
She can come out when
she admits what she is--

757
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,300
a dirty addict!

758
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,200
[crying]

759
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,133
[screaming]

760
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,400
VERONICA: Oh shut
your fucking whining.

761
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:35,067
[feedback]

762
00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:43,267
[tape spinning]

763
00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:45,233
[yelling]

764
00:38:00,033 --> 00:38:01,100
[screaming]

765
00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:05,467
Fuckin' hell.

766
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,533
How are you feeling?

767
00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:11,533
Go fuck yourself.

768
00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:14,133
Tools of the trade.

769
00:38:14,233 --> 00:38:17,233
Only one thing missing, not
that you'd be wanting it.

770
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,133
Kel!

771
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:25,000
Fuck's sake, Kel.

772
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,100
We've got to get you some help.

773
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:31,500
A bag would be a start.

774
00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,400
Careful with
that, though, Kel.

775
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,133
We used that on the
curries, it's red hot.

776
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,167
Take me home.

777
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:14,667
VERONICA: I'll call the doctor.

778
00:39:17,467 --> 00:39:18,333
[crying]

779
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:24,667
Oh, I can't believe
he's gone AWOL again.

780
00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:26,467
What is the matter with him?

781
00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:27,767
Well, don't look at me!

782
00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,300
They all blaming the mothers.

783
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:35,200
I have done my best, Fiona,
God knows I have tried my best.

784
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,600
You'll see you when
you have your own.

785
00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:42,133
What's happening,
where's Marty?

786
00:39:42,233 --> 00:39:45,000
Why would he do this to me?

787
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,367
What if he sneaked out early.

788
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:47,967
He might have
needed a bit of time

789
00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:50,167
to himself, get his head clear.

790
00:39:50,267 --> 00:39:51,633
Ian's right,
you know, he might

791
00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:53,000
just go to court by himself.

792
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,133
Well, at least
if we're there, we

793
00:39:54,233 --> 00:39:55,633
might be able to stall things.

794
00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:59,267
Come on, there's no point
sitting around here, let's go.

795
00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,800
Hang on, hadn't someone
better wait here, just in case.

796
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,233
I'll wait.

797
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:05,033
Don't you want to go to
court, Deb, in case he shows up?

798
00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:06,133
I've tried my best.

799
00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:12,133
Ugh, what are you doing here?

800
00:40:12,233 --> 00:40:14,067
Coming to pay my respects.

801
00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:16,167
Yeah, someone
mentioned the free bar.

802
00:40:36,933 --> 00:40:38,633
It's freezing in here.

803
00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:40,967
Boiler's bust.

804
00:40:41,067 --> 00:40:42,567
Just have to keep
each other warm, then.

805
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,500
Mm-hmm.

806
00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:54,500
I wish we could
stay here all day.

807
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,800
Cunnilingus!

808
00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,467
We can.

809
00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:03,500
Well, until the funeral, but
that gives us four hours.

810
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,900
[laughing]

811
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,067
[music playing]

812
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,100
If he's not going to show,
we should get over to yours,

813
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,300
and get the ale flowing.

814
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,500
Frank.

815
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,233
Solicitor says he can't
stall it any longer.

816
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:31,467
If he's not here in two minutes,
they'll file it as no-show.

817
00:41:31,567 --> 00:41:34,067
They'll put him
away, won't they?

818
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:35,333
All that bleeding
effort, and they're

819
00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:39,033
just going to throw him inside.

820
00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:40,200
[moaning]

821
00:41:52,567 --> 00:41:55,267
Oh God, Marty.

822
00:41:55,367 --> 00:41:57,233
The last time I've
come like that,

823
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:59,067
it's been battery-operated.

824
00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:11,933
What are you doing
tomorrow night?

825
00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,933
No!

826
00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:16,033
Eh, come here.

827
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,233
He's here.

828
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:19,600
Yeah, look at that,
runs like a dream.

829
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,500
Hey!

830
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,333
[chatter]

831
00:42:26,433 --> 00:42:28,233
Where have you been, spudhead?

832
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,233
- I overslept, that's all.
- Court two.

833
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,267
Your solicitor's
name is Tom Vickers,

834
00:42:32,367 --> 00:42:33,933
you've got about 30 seconds.

835
00:42:34,033 --> 00:42:35,500
Good luck.

836
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,433
Oo-wee.

837
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,067
Thanks, Debs.

838
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:43,633
Good luck.

839
00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:45,233
I love a happy ending.

840
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,733
FRANK: Will this piece of
shit make it to yours, Craig?

841
00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:51,667
Craig!

842
00:42:51,767 --> 00:42:52,667
[music playing]

843
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:10,067
[clinking glass]

844
00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:12,033
I'd like to propose a toast.

845
00:43:16,267 --> 00:43:18,567
Here's to a good man.

846
00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:24,600
He deserves kind words
today, and eternal happiness.

847
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:27,400
To Marty's freedom.

848
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,400
[all cheering]

849
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,400
Marty's freedom.

850
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,400
[cheering]

851
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,933
Congratulations, Marty.

852
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,267
There you are, Marty, mate.

853
00:43:41,367 --> 00:43:42,033
Thanks.

854
00:43:42,133 --> 00:43:43,367
Look at her face.

855
00:43:43,467 --> 00:43:44,967
Serves her right for
stitching me dad up.

856
00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:47,200
All he wanted was a cremation.

857
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,900
Promised to spread his
ashes on the county pitch.

858
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,200
Burial?

859
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,633
He was fucking claustrophobic.

860
00:44:09,033 --> 00:44:10,833
Ladies and gentlemen,
if you'd like

861
00:44:10,933 --> 00:44:13,700
to make your way out to your
waiting cars now, please.

862
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:24,733
Jesus fucking Christ.

863
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,600
Fucking hell.

864
00:44:52,067 --> 00:44:53,533
VERONICA: Marty,
what have you done.

865
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:09,500
Craig!

866
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,500
What'd I tell you?

867
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,600
Fucking spudhead.

868
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,333
Everyone should go
the way they want to go.

869
00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:25,100
[laughing]

870
00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:32,100
An hour out of court,
and you're pulling this?

871
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,933
His dad wanted a
cremationm he did.

872
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:38,167
Get a hold of that, our Trace.

873
00:45:38,267 --> 00:45:40,367
We should have a
drink, shouldn't we?

874
00:45:40,467 --> 00:45:41,733
Hey!

875
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:44,067
I've just had
that bastard MOT'd!

876
00:45:44,167 --> 00:45:45,233
[laughing]

877
00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,733
Holy camoly!

878
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:52,200
DEBBIE: (VOICEOVER) Thousands
of pounds of cognitive therapy,

879
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:56,367
and all Marty really wanted
was someone he could love.

880
00:45:56,467 --> 00:46:00,700
Which, when you think about
it is all anyone really wants.

881
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,633
[explosion]

882
00:46:01,733 --> 00:46:02,600
[cheering]

883
00:46:05,067 --> 00:46:06,500
[coughing]

884
00:46:14,433 --> 00:46:15,267
Steve's back.

885
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,367
KEV AND VERONICA:
(SINGING) Congratulations

886
00:46:20,467 --> 00:46:22,600
and jubilations.

887
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:23,867
[screaming]

888
00:46:23,967 --> 00:46:28,200
I want the world to know
I'm happy as can be.

889
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:31,100
I want the world to know.

890
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,667
Tell him to stay the fuck
away from me, you, or any of us.

891
00:46:34,767 --> 00:46:35,967
I shot him, OK?

892
00:46:36,067 --> 00:46:37,733
It was me, all right?

893
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:41,000
[theme music]

894
00:47:19,433 --> 00:47:25,867
[birds chirping]

895
00:47:25,967 --> 00:47:27,433
[cow mooing]

896
00:47:31,433 --> 00:47:33,267
Morning.

897
00:47:33,367 --> 00:47:34,267
[knocking]

898
00:47:36,933 --> 00:47:40,333
Thought you might want a brew.

899
00:47:40,433 --> 00:47:43,567
[sheep bleating]

900
00:47:43,667 --> 00:47:44,500
[dog barking]

901
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,367
[sirens]