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FRANK: (VOICEOVER) Now nobody's
saying that Chatsworth Estate

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is the garden of Eden, but it's
been a good home to us-- to me,

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Frank Gallagher--
and me kids, who

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I'm proud of, 'cause
single one of them

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reminds me a little of me.

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They can all think
for themselves,

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which they've me to thank for.

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Run, run for it.

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Quick, leg it.

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FRANK: (VOICEOVER) Fiona,
who's a massive help.

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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him

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Philip anymore.

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Ian, a lot like his mom,
which is handy for the others,

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because she's disappeared
into thin air.

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And Carl, we didn't let him
grow his hair for two reasons--

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one, it stands on end and
makes him look like Toyah--

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two, nits love it.

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No!

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FRANK: (VOICEOVER) Debbie,
sent by God, total angel.

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You've to check your change,
but she'll go miles out

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of the way to do you a favor.

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Plus Liam, going to
be a star, once we've

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got the fits under control.

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[screaming]

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Sheila, me bird,
couldn't be happier.

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One place short of
a full set, like.

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Fantastic neighbors, Kev and
Veronica, lend you anything.

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Well, not anything.

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But all of them to
a man know first

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and foremost, one of the most
vital necessities in this life

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is to know how to throw a party.

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[laughing]

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Scatter!

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Moon river, wider than a mile.

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I'm crossing you
in style someday.

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We're--

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FIONA: (VOICEOVER) I
think it was Mum who said,

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"you don't get anything
free in this world."

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And I remember thinking,
well, water's free.

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And then she left,
leaving the final demand

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for the water rates,
and I discovered

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even that had a price.

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Moon River and me.

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FIONA: (VOICEOVER) A big part
of growing up in our house

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was about trying to find
something for nothing.

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Fiona, you won't get benefits
if you walked out of a job.

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So, I'll have to
get another one.

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Oh, just like that.

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FIONA: I've never had
a struggle before.

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You've only ever had one.

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Don't care, I'm
not being spoken

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to like a child for anybody.

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Yeah well couldn't you have
just said that to you boss,

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and talked it through, though?

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Chucking it in's a bit rash.

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Here you go, on me.

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Some things are worth
standing up for.

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My two went to that nursery.

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I've been that far off
twatting her myself.

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She's put herself out of work.

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Well if less of us put
up with that kind of shit,

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people like her
might think twice.

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I wouldn't care,
but she didn't

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pay anywhere near minimum wage.

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I haven't, and
I don't intend to.

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All right, them lot.

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When did you last
have an accident?

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Makes you feel like
you've missed out.

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What have I told you too?

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We can stand here if we want.

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We're only doing our job.

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Well, go do it somewhere else.

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Don't tell me that
Costshopper don't get a cut

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when you stand in their door.

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You're hardly
fucking Costshopper.

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This is your last warning.

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Cheers, Yvonne.

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[laughing]

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Oh, God.

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God, talk to me, talk.

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What is it?

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It's the third time
I've seen him this week.

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We'll go the long way 'round.

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You've had him, haven't you?

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You have, you've gone red!

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When?

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He's dead fit, mind!

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Veronica!

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You have though, haven't you?

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I'm carrying his baby.

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I'm 10 weeks overdue.

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Now can we please keep walking?

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Jesus, Fiona.

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How do you know it's his?

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Because I do.

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There hasn't been anyone else.

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And it isn't Steve's.

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Have you told him?

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No, and I'm not going to.

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Oh, here we go.

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Are you right in
the head or what?

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What's it got to do with him?

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About half.

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He'll need to know what
it's going to cost him.

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It was an accident.

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He doesn't need to know.

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I've booked the abortion.

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And?

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I don't know whether I'm
going to go through with it.

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I've not decided.

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It's already
cost you your job.

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No it hasn't, that was me.

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Yeah, you pregnant,
techy, worried.

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I was the only girl in my
class who wasn't pregnant

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before her GCSE's.

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Always been really
proud of that.

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If you're worried
about what he'll say,

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I could come with you.

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No.

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No, he doesn't need to know.

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[music playing]

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Have you had an accident
in the past five years?

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No, I don't think so.

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Are you sure?

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Think.

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Do you know anyone
who's had an accident?

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An accident?

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Boof!

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Yes, yes.

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Packet of skins, large ones.

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And a baby-- baby thing--

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dummy!

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Kids are driving me crazy.

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Hey, Yvonne.

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Have you had an accident
in the past five years?

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Right, that is it.

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I've told them
twice this morning.

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Down there by the front.

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Oi!

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Next time, it'll
be me baseball bat.

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For fuck's sake!

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Right, we'll
have you for that.

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Tell it to the back
of my head, loser.

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Oh!

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Oh, you big poof,
sit down here.

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I'm fucking soaked!

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And me forms are ruined.

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Oh, Jesus, me tooth!

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Where's me tooth?

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You'll be all right, Frank.

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Oh, you've split
your lip right open.

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Might have to go
hospital with that.

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I've no tooth, where is it?

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We'll take him
to the hospital.

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FRANK: Fuck off.

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I can't go, look at me!

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That's negligence.

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A classic claim.

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You could be a rich man here.

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Right you, out!

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Hang on a minute.

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Is this what it's
come to, charity tins?

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Yeah, not for the first time.

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What's the point in me and
Ian working our arses off

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after school, bringing
money into the house,

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if you can just
chuck a job away.

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You tell me.

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So the kids don't starve.

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This one's empty.

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It can't be.

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Have you seen
the state of this?

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Yeah, I know.

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But it's only 'til
Fiona gets another job.

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Loser!

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Rubbish, because she
starts work for Terry Wilson

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next Monday.

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You serious?

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He wants to see you first to
make sure you're not a minger,

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but yep.

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You are brilliant.

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Hey Fiona, I take it back.

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You're not a lazy, dim bitch.

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Terry Wilson died
during a bypass.

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You say this every
time his name comes up.

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Terry Wilson had a bad accident
on a bypass, not during one,

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and he didn't die, or else
he wouldn't be offering her

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a driving job, now would he?

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Driving?

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I can't drive.

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Yeah, you can, I've seen you.

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No license.

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Oh well, tell him
it's at the DVLA

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and get a few lessons in quick.

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Do you want beans
on these, Carol?

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No, thank you.

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I'll get myself a
fish without batter.

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It comes under public
safety in a place of business.

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So many boxes I can tick here.

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Oh Frank, you could
have lost an eye.

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Now, that would
have been big money.

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They made me wait
five hours in fucking

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casualty because
some guy who shot

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himself starts queue jumping.

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True, but he died.

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Oh, Frank!

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True, but shot himself.

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Hello?

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Nye Bevan would be
turning in his grave

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if he thought that
twisted fucks like that

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would be prioritized over
your average working fellow.

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And they wonder
where the money goes.

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Director of Health
Services, fucking chimps,

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the a lot of them.

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Couldn't direct urine.

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Have you had any
head pains, Frank?

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What?

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Oh, yeah.

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Good.

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Blurred vision?

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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

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I have actually, since me 21st.

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He's got the key
to the door, never

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see life as it was before.

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[laughing]

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Too true, first drink
was spiked with a medley

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of LSD and Spanish fly.

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Got arrested for shagging the
exhaust pipe of a Mini Metro.

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DV?

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Textbook.

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Double vision.

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Did you hear that
Sheila, I'm textbook.

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I'm not surprised.

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And that tooth
wants capping, pronto.

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I'll get you in private.

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Private?

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Thanks love.

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It's all in the claim.

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We've got a referral scheme.

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Remember Frank, no win, no fee.

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And we will win.

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Just need your autograph
here, and we'll

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make you a rich man, Frank.

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Well you obviously like him.

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I don't.

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You big liar.

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How many times have you
said that men don't face

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up to their responsibilities?

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Never.

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Well, I have.

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And if you don't tell them,
he'll find it from the CSA

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down the line.

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If you decide to keep it.

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Don't need the CSA.

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Oh, hello, single unemployed
mom, which you will be once

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you start to show.

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Tits are already bigger.

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Are they?

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Hey, they're
nowhere near mine,

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to keep your beady eyes off.

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Look, just go around and
tell him, and tell him quick.

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Trust your Auntie V.

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[knocking]

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Hiya, is Frank in?

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We need to talk to
him about this letter.

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Are you police officers?

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00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,633
We're from the shop
on the parade, Sheila.

267
00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:16,567
Oh!

268
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,333
Yeah, context.

269
00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:21,467
Sorry, didn't recognize you
without the strip lighting.

270
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:23,200
Come in, come in.

271
00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:30,567
It was an accident, Frank.

272
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:34,200
Look, bottom line is, we
can't afford six grand.

273
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,333
We'd have to close the shop.

274
00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:37,967
We don't want
that, do we Frank?

275
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:38,900
They won't close.

276
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,833
Kash.

277
00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:40,733
Hang on.

278
00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,033
Frank, be reasonable.

279
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,700
I only want
what's right, Kash.

280
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,800
I mean, what's happened
to trading standards?

281
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,067
Mary Whitehouse?

282
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,267
Anyway, it's all in the
hands of my lawyers.

283
00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:54,033
Frank, don't do this.

284
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:56,200
I've built that
shop from scratch.

285
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,700
Whiplash, new tooth, do
you know what that costs?

286
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,367
You wanker, Frank Gallagher.

287
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,833
Don't you ever
show your pathetic

288
00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:04,100
ass of a face in my shop again.

289
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,033
Oh, true colors now, is it?

290
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,000
Setting the dogs on.

291
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,467
Very fucking red dot.

292
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,333
You want to try earning a
living like the rest of us.

293
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:12,767
Oh, I thought you
were closing down.

294
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,833
It's your son
you're hurting, Frank.

295
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:15,767
Come on, Kash.

296
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,200
We're wasting our time.

297
00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,000
Thanks for coming.

298
00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:24,733
[ringing]

299
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,467
Yvonne, have we got any
more pegs in the back?

300
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,667
I don't know,
and I don't care.

301
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:32,833
We're closing up.

302
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,600
Come on, you lot, out.

303
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,000
What's happened?

304
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:39,033
Your dad, Frank Gallagher,
that's what's happened.

305
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,033
I'm closing up.

306
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,067
You're out of a job.

307
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,533
I'm waiting to be served here.

308
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,533
Whatever it is, have it.

309
00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:47,233
I will not be blackmailed
by people around here.

310
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,567
If they want to
treat us like this,

311
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,933
they don't deserve a shop.

312
00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:52,233
I forgot, I wanted
two tins of salmon,

313
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,700
can I take them as well.

314
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,500
Don't push it, Lillian.

315
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,200
Ian, I'm sorry, but you're
going have to go home.

316
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,433
Kash, do the shutters.

317
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,300
Could everyone
leave now, please?

318
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,233
This shop is no longer
open for business.

319
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,000
You don't have to do this.

320
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,600
Kash, this is my shop.

321
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,100
Ian, I'm sorry, but
I've no choice here.

322
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:19,400
[knocking]

323
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,033
Is Craig in?

324
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,800
Yeah, come in.

325
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,200
Craig, visitor.

326
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,700
Oh, hello, stranger.

327
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,033
Long time no see.

328
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,000
I just came to have a word.

329
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:40,900
All right.

330
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:41,867
This is Sue.

331
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:42,800
Hiya.

332
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,633
My wife.

333
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:47,367
Oh, right.

334
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,100
Hi.

335
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,633
This is Fiona.

336
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,733
Don't worry, it doesn't change
anything, whatever he said.

337
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,100
We're not together.

338
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:53,967
Haven't touched in two
and a half years, have we?

339
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,100
Can't get shot of her.

340
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,233
That's because
the tight-arsed gimp

341
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,433
won't give me what me owes me.

342
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:58,867
Yeah, well, there's
two sides to that.

343
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,567
And don't touch the
pasta in the fridge,

344
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,767
I'm having it later.

345
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,800
It's just that technically
all this is half mine,

346
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,333
otherwise I would be long gone.

347
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:07,100
Is that yours, as in it
was your dad who worked

348
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,233
all his life to pay for it.

349
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,833
No, mine as in
rightful settlement.

350
00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,667
Watch him.

351
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:13,933
Welcome to my world.

352
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,100
[music playing]

353
00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,033
Fiona!

354
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:34,267
Yeah, a flat three grand for
this, or so my lawyer tells me.

355
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,533
Well, your face is your
fortune, ain't it, Frank?

356
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:38,567
Hey, Jez.

357
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,500
Could we say I work here?

358
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,500
Bring in a sick note, loss of
earnings, stick on the claim.

359
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,700
If I said you worked here,
Frank, Health and Safety

360
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,200
would shut me down.

361
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,800
Oh come on, the money
I've spent in here.

362
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,267
Do you want to
see your bar tab?

363
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,900
Claim for that and tell them
you were driven to drink!

364
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
You bastard!

365
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,967
You stupid fucking bastard!

366
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,500
Jesus, what the
fuck was that for?

367
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,900
Right, you, out!

368
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,467
Shop's had to close
down because of him.

369
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,533
They can't afford
to keep it open.

370
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,767
I'm out of a job,
Kash is out of a job,

371
00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:09,733
your family's on the bread
line, and you don't give a fuck.

372
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:10,800
It's not shut, is it?

373
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:11,900
What are you talking about?

374
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,433
Is it shut?

375
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,367
Ask him, he's suing the shop
and they've had to close it.

376
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:16,567
[muttering]

377
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,067
Where are we going to
shop with that place gone?

378
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:21,767
It's a half mile
walk to the precinct.

379
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:22,900
Something's up.

380
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,733
Yvonne were kicking
off terrible,

381
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:25,767
and she chucked me out.

382
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:28,033
So is it fucking shut?

383
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,400
That's what I'm saying,
yes, she were cursing him.

384
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,133
Right, you.

385
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,500
We're not serving you.

386
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,833
What, you can't bar me!

387
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:35,367
We're not barring you, Frank.

388
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:38,867
We're just not choosing to serve
you, due to popular demand.

389
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,633
Do we want to serve someone
who's closing our amenities?

390
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:43,400
No!

391
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,133
See?

392
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,300
[music playing]

393
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,333
I don't believe this,
I'm really sorry Ian.

394
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,833
Well, I'm not finding
him a job as well.

395
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:58,900
Yours better
work out, or we're

396
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,233
up shit creek without a paddle.

397
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,933
You all right?

398
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,700
Can't keep it now.

399
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,600
I really need this job, V.

400
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,267
You'll be all right.

401
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,933
Have you been round
to loverboy's?

402
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,767
- Yeah.
- And?

403
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,000
I met his wife.

404
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,733
He's married, Jesus!

405
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,033
Who's married?

406
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,067
Nothing, no one.

407
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,700
You're gonna have to tell 'em.

408
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,267
I'm pregnant.

409
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,633
I knew it, I knew you were.

410
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:35,533
You did not.

411
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:36,700
Everyone says that.

412
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,833
I did, I've been knitting
booties for a week.

413
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,100
The yellow ones,
they're in my room.

414
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,033
How did you get pregnant?

415
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,667
Don't be thick.

416
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:45,900
Shit, Fiona.

417
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,567
Whose is it?

418
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,600
You don't know him.

419
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,000
Congratulations.

420
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,367
Another mouth to feed.

421
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:54,667
Thank you.

422
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,667
I'm going to bed.

423
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:01,333
Up the duff!

424
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,133
I know--

425
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,400
I know how you get pregnant.

426
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,733
[music playing]

427
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,200
[knocking]

428
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,600
One more won't
make much difference.

429
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,067
Prick!

430
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,800
Slaphead!

431
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:54,800
For fuck's sake.

432
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:02,267
Come on, Fiona.

433
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,700
Don't want to be late
on your first day.

434
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,233
What you on about?

435
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,900
You can't drive on your own.

436
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,033
DEBBIE: Not on your provisional.

437
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,400
I can drive.

438
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,300
No one's gonna know, I'll
easily get away with it.

439
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,467
And what if you get stopped?

440
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,300
You'd be out of
another job, and then

441
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,667
how clever would that be?

442
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,833
Someone's got to sit
with you, then it's legal.

443
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:21,767
When was this decided?

444
00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,300
ALL: Last night.

445
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,233
And Marty was the only one
we knew with a clean license.

446
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,933
Well, he's been inside too
long to run up any points.

447
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:29,400
[chuckling]

448
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,667
[sighs]

449
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,033
God help me.

450
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,133
LIP: See you.

451
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,267
DEBBIE: Have a nice time.

452
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,667
LIP: Wouldn't want to be you.

453
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,867
DEBBIE: Bye.

454
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,000
[music playing]

455
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,267
[knocking]

456
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,167
Come for the money you owe me.

457
00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:03,033
Can help with stocktake if
you want to earn a bit more.

458
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,233
Are you really going to close?

459
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,200
Got chance of a unit.

460
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,500
Croft Estate, Valesworth.

461
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,800
That's miles away.

462
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,833
I can apply for
a start-up grant.

463
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:14,100
They're giving
them away up there.

464
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,633
More money than
that is around here.

465
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,367
Could be the best thing
that ever happened.

466
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,867
Ah, don't start.

467
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,200
What choice have we got?

468
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,433
It's either this, or
we watch his dad piss

469
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,333
away all our hard-earned
money at Jockey.

470
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:32,133
Well, there's no chance
of that, they've barred him.

471
00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,133
Why, what's he done now?

472
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,867
Shut this shop.

473
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,367
They hate him.

474
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,500
It's nice to know that there's
some justice in the world.

475
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,700
I'll leave you two.

476
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,533
I was going to
come and see you.

477
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,733
It's not fair.

478
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,800
We'll still see each other.

479
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,733
When, Kash?

480
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,667
And where?

481
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,767
Back of your van?

482
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:58,733
Come here.

483
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:02,700
[crying]

484
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:13,300
So where's you dad
drinking, then, Ian?

485
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,167
Nowhere, they've
all barred him.

486
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:18,567
Well, you better be right.

487
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,867
'Cause I'll have your balls
if this plan don't work.

488
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:22,800
What plan?

489
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:50,700
[music playing]

490
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,400
What are you doing, Marty?

491
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,567
It's my mirror.

492
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,900
If I'm as responsible
for the vehicle,

493
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,633
then I've got to
have one of these.

494
00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:58,700
Where'd you get it?

495
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,067
It's mine, I found it.

496
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,467
Kev, there's a
motorcycle overtaking now.

497
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,467
Yeah, all right,
Veronica, I see it.

498
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:10,633
Who the fuck nicks
a driving mirror?

499
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,667
Here, make yourself useful.

500
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:15,800
Hook up that address in this.

501
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,300
Headlamps!

502
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,667
If you offset the loss of
business against the claim,

503
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:23,100
it's about eight days
before we're out-of-pocket.

504
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,167
But I'm holding out for
no more than two, Ian.

505
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,400
Right, that's two hundred.

506
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,467
Right.

507
00:20:28,567 --> 00:20:30,367
Get these to everyone
who has a paper,

508
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,933
and any other doors you pass.

509
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,600
Your dad is going to
be begging us to open.

510
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,367
Sorry love, we're
closed, legal reasons.

511
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:43,433
Frank Gallagher's fault.
That's Frank Gallagher.

512
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,600
Off you go, you two.

513
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,533
[music playing]

514
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,000
Kash.

515
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:24,867
Pint, please.

516
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,500
A pint of what, Sheila?

517
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,067
Just a pint.

518
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,000
I'm not serving you, Frank.

519
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,267
More than my job's worth.

520
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,667
Christ's sake, give
me the fucking Oscar.

521
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,567
Come on, a quick one.

522
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:43,633
Jez will never know.

523
00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:46,100
No, but they will.

524
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,233
Go on, get out.

525
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,600
They've lost the shop, Frank.

526
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,800
They're angry.

527
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,400
Oh, give over, they
can shop anywhere?

528
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,567
Shops, it's not fucking Warsaw.

529
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:55,533
[music playing]

530
00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:07,167
Come on, Frank,
everybody's looking.

531
00:22:07,267 --> 00:22:08,767
Give us an E to take away.

532
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,267
Keep it to yourself.

533
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,367
[coughing]

534
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,600
Just a pint!

535
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:19,900
Sorry, Frank.

536
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,767
It just caught me off guard.

537
00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:25,700
I kept thinking whiskey, but
I knew that wasn't right.

538
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,767
All you had to fucking do--

539
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:27,700
[screaming]

540
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,100
Oh God, blood!

541
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,667
I've been shot!

542
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,733
- Fucking egg!
- Oh!

543
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:32,633
Oh!

544
00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:34,433
Oh my God, Frank.

545
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,000
MAN: Frank Gallagher,
you bastard!

546
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,600
[screaming]

547
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,567
It's a fucking egg.

548
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,133
[screaming]

549
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:48,900
MAN: You're a dead
man, Gallagher!

550
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,033
Fuck off!

551
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:55,633
Here you go, five sugars.

552
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:01,133
Fiona-- blimey!

553
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:09,533
Fiona-- not a chance!

554
00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:12,333
Do you want the baby?

555
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,667
I don't want to
talk about it, Marty.

556
00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:17,400
Because if you
want to keep it,

557
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,200
you don't have to
bring it up alone,

558
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:22,300
if you don't want-- shitting!

559
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,267
Thanks.

560
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,800
I'd do anything for you.

561
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:31,567
Look, Marty.

562
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:35,533
The thing is, I'm
not going to have it.

563
00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:39,167
I need to keep this job, or
we've got no money coming in.

564
00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:42,967
Wouldn't be a good
idea right now.

565
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:45,067
I'm booked in for the morning.

566
00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:47,200
But thanks.

567
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,133
Right.

568
00:23:51,367 --> 00:23:55,333
I suppose that's for
the best, though.

569
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,300
Is it?

570
00:23:59,567 --> 00:24:01,333
You don't have to
do this, you know.

571
00:24:01,433 --> 00:24:04,000
Sitting with me.

572
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,767
It's very kind, I'm
really grateful.

573
00:24:05,867 --> 00:24:07,200
It's fine, I like it.

574
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:08,867
I don't min-- wanker!

575
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:09,767
Not you.

576
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:20,733
I'm dropping the charges,
you can have the shop back.

577
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:21,667
[cheering]

578
00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:27,000
Now pour us a pint.

579
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,600
Let's see you do it first.

580
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:53,133
[music playing]

581
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:56,200
Remind me to pick up some
free condoms while I'm here.

582
00:25:03,633 --> 00:25:05,333
You seen the state of her?

583
00:25:05,433 --> 00:25:08,067
How did she get a bun in
the oven, looking like that?

584
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,367
Fiona Gallagher?

585
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,700
Shall I come with?

586
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,133
No, no, I'll be fine.

587
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:30,900
See you in a bit.

588
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,033
[music playing]

589
00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:42,633
I mean, it's what this
country's all about, isn't it?

590
00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:45,033
I mean they're hard
little workers in here,

591
00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:49,067
and they represent the
values of our way of life.

592
00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:55,933
Late night opening, fair
prices, and affordability.

593
00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:59,733
I'm proud to announce back open.

594
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:01,000
[applause]

595
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,200
Right, I'm going home,
I've got a headache.

596
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,367
Before you say
anything, we've had

597
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:11,100
to make one or two
price rises, it's only

598
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,400
because the loss of business.

599
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,167
But if you offset that
against your bus fares

600
00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:15,800
you've been paying,
you're still saving.

601
00:26:19,967 --> 00:26:21,200
Total victory.

602
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,867
Yeah, well, get outside
there, and of make

603
00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:24,100
yourself worthwhile.

604
00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:39,233
See the kettle on, Sheila.

605
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,567
Oh sweet Jesus, what
do you two want?

606
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,533
Tell me you haven't gone and
cancelled your claim, Frank.

607
00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:47,133
Look, I don't want
to talk about it.

608
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:48,567
You can't pull out now.

609
00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:50,267
Wheels in motion, Frank.

610
00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:51,700
They've explained it to me.

611
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,367
Look, we spent the best
part of a day with you, Frank.

612
00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:55,633
Oh, Christ.

613
00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:58,267
I can't do right for doing
fucking wrong around here.

614
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:03,900
Look, you know, I've had eggs
and stuff, so no more, finito.

615
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,167
Frank, I don't think
you quite understand.

616
00:27:06,267 --> 00:27:10,100
This is your bill,
read the small print.

617
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,767
If you terminate the
claim prior to completion,

618
00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:14,233
any costs incurred
by the company

619
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,533
are passed on to the client.

620
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,367
And that's you, Frank.
- You what?

621
00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:18,700
It is in there, you signed it.

622
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,067
What fucking costs?

623
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,700
Letter to the Karib's,
dental work, admin costs.

624
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,633
Yeah.

625
00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:28,500
926 pound, 47 pence.

626
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,467
Oh my God, Frank.

627
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:31,467
What have you done?

628
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,467
[baby crying]

629
00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:56,433
[music playing]

630
00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,200
How are you?

631
00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,833
Fine.

632
00:27:59,933 --> 00:28:01,600
So don't all stare at me.

633
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:02,667
We wondered where you were.

634
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,567
What?

635
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:08,567
Carl, what?

636
00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:11,700
What's the matter?

637
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,067
Hi.

638
00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:14,667
Fuck are you doing here?

639
00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:16,033
I wanted a word.

640
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,400
I told him to come back
later, but he wouldn't go.

641
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,767
It's fine.

642
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,333
Look, if it's a bad time.

643
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,667
No, no, you
might as well stay.

644
00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:25,567
Is everything all right?

645
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,567
FIONA: Yeah.

646
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:28,500
And?

647
00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:32,500
I better explain.

648
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,733
Right, yeah, I'd better
be off, washing up to do,

649
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:35,833
probably.

650
00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:37,067
You know where I
am if you need me.

651
00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:43,133
I went for an abortion today.

652
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:46,967
Right.

653
00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:47,933
I'm sorry.

654
00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:50,667
But I didn't have it.

655
00:28:50,767 --> 00:28:52,800
I couldn't.

656
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:58,567
I feel different, in a good way.

657
00:28:58,667 --> 00:29:00,100
I just couldn't do it.

658
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,500
So I'm keeping it.
So don't start.

659
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:10,267
Look, this is a bad time.

660
00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:11,400
It's yours, by the way.

661
00:29:14,233 --> 00:29:15,300
I've been trying to tell you.

662
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,200
I thought if I knew
you a bit better,

663
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,933
it might make more sense.

664
00:29:20,033 --> 00:29:21,867
But then everything
seemed to go wrong.

665
00:29:21,967 --> 00:29:24,000
Sorry.

666
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,500
It's OK, though.

667
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,133
I sorted it all out.

668
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,633
Well you should have told me.

669
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:31,333
Well I might have, if your
wife hadn't answered the door.

670
00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:33,600
Well, I didn't know
you were gonna turn up.

671
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,600
I wasn't hiding it.

672
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,733
It doesn't matter.

673
00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:37,900
And You.

674
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,500
Were right, it's
nothing to do with me.

675
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,800
What, and you thought once you
told me, you'd never see again?

676
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,633
It's what most
blokes around here do.

677
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:46,067
Bollocks.

678
00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:48,467
Most of them get married,
and really fuck things up.

679
00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:52,167
Well, you haven't got
that option, nor do I.

680
00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:54,267
I'm not asking for anything.

681
00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:56,767
It doesn't involve you.

682
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:58,667
Do I not have
that option ever?

683
00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:03,233
I don't know.

684
00:30:05,967 --> 00:30:07,833
So how long have
you been married?

685
00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:08,733
Years.

686
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,867
Well, it feels like years.

687
00:30:10,967 --> 00:30:12,500
Can't get shut of her.

688
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,400
It's my dad's house, but
she's claiming it's half hers.

689
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,367
I wouldn't care, but
he's still alive--

690
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,600
just.

691
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,967
I was working on the oil
rigs when we first met,

692
00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:23,433
I think that suited her.

693
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:27,600
I would go away and
she'd go shopping.

694
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,300
Do you want to know the irony?

695
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,733
I've wanted a little girl
for years, just not with you.

696
00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:32,967
Oh.

697
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,433
No, I don't mean
with somebody like you,

698
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:37,667
just, you know, somebody I
planned it with, around with.

699
00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:39,267
So were you trying?

700
00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:42,367
I thought we were--
that we both were.

701
00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:44,267
Turned out she was using
enough contraceptives

702
00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:45,500
to sterilize an elephant.

703
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:51,767
Why'd you say a little girl?

704
00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:55,533
Had a sister that
got hit by a car.

705
00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:56,600
Is that true?

706
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,167
Yeah, course it is.

707
00:30:58,267 --> 00:31:00,300
Who'd make that up?

708
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,600
[music playing]

709
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:17,767
All right, Paddy.

710
00:31:17,867 --> 00:31:20,400
Hey, Paddy!

711
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,900
Didn't you win the what's it--
the lottery, a few weeks back.

712
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,867
No Frank, it was
me brother Mark.

713
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,367
Right, but could you ask him
to lend me a few hundred quid,

714
00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:30,467
just for a week.

715
00:31:30,567 --> 00:31:32,133
I can ask him, Frank,
but he won't do it.

716
00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:33,433
Oh, come on.

717
00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:35,800
He won 75 pounds,
Frank, and he's still got

718
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,533
that fine to pay 'cause of you.

719
00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:38,467
Good night.

720
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,400
Fucking-- so fucking.

721
00:31:46,467 --> 00:31:47,367
[muttering]

722
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,967
Oh, well I phones as soon
as the lines were open,

723
00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:02,900
so I don't see how
I could be too late.

724
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,067
Oh, OK.

725
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:06,400
Fingers crossed for next time.

726
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,167
Bye.

727
00:32:08,267 --> 00:32:10,267
Some people are so snooty.

728
00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:11,233
[knocking]

729
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,533
Come in.

730
00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:14,900
Oh, that's perfect.

731
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,867
Here you are, Carl.

732
00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:18,400
Congratulations on
the baby, by the way.

733
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,133
Thank you.

734
00:32:19,233 --> 00:32:20,667
What does that make me?

735
00:32:20,767 --> 00:32:22,800
A half granny or step granny?

736
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,867
Either way, it's a
bit of a mouthful.

737
00:32:24,967 --> 00:32:26,567
Your Up was so moved.

738
00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,033
Holiday to Florida,
500 pound spending

739
00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:32,267
money, GMR, 15 minutes.

740
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,633
We'll just take
the spending money.

741
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:34,567
Can't fly.

742
00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:35,500
What's going on?

743
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,733
Phone-ins.

744
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:37,967
I'm going to get
us the money back.

745
00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:39,867
Your dad's inconsolable.

746
00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:42,733
He tried to sell his cap back
to the dentist this morning.

747
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,133
You're gonna win it?

748
00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:47,300
I've done them before,
when Karen was little.

749
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,100
Year's supply of mini yogurts.

750
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,133
The secret's in
the tie-breakers.

751
00:32:51,233 --> 00:32:53,200
I'm a natural.

752
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,400
I've done two quizzes
on the radio already.

753
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,233
[laughing]

754
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,000
Bit of a long shot, isn't it?

755
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,267
Someone's got to win.

756
00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:01,267
Do you want to play
beat the intro, Sheila?

757
00:33:01,367 --> 00:33:02,033
Whatever!

758
00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:03,167
[laughing]

759
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:07,000
I need to get off.

760
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:07,933
Good luck.

761
00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:08,867
Yeah.

762
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:11,567
Your dad's so proud of you.

763
00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:15,067
It never rains but
it fucking pours.

764
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,033
You try and bring your kids
up with some self-respect,

765
00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,567
and then what.

766
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:22,133
Your daughter, the apple of
your eye's up the duff from some

767
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:23,200
Tom, Dick, or Harry.

768
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,033
Where do we go wrong?

769
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:26,967
Have you tried
leading by example?

770
00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:28,667
I mean what about Liam?

771
00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:29,900
He's yours, Frank.

772
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,567
Yeah, I know that,
but she can't just

773
00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,033
walk out and leave him.

774
00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:34,833
MAN ON TV: Are
you there, Sheila?

775
00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:35,933
I'm on the air.

776
00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:36,867
Call Karen.

777
00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:38,000
Call Karen.

778
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,233
Yes, hello, I'm
still here, Dickie.

779
00:33:41,867 --> 00:33:43,933
Oh, fucking hell,
not you too again.

780
00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:45,167
Sheila!

781
00:33:45,267 --> 00:33:47,233
Look, everybody, Sheila
on Grab My Grand!

782
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,000
SHEILA: (ON TV) Oh,
I know that one.

783
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,167
Is it Puffin Island?

784
00:33:51,033 --> 00:33:52,067
Correct, next question.

785
00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:53,700
What is the capital of Spain?

786
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,167
Barcelona!

787
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,967
I went at Easter with the
two Marthas, 7 pound return.

788
00:33:58,067 --> 00:33:59,267
Is it, fuck, it's Lisbon.

789
00:33:59,367 --> 00:34:00,633
SHEILA: (ON TV) Is it Madrid?
SHEILA: (ON TV)

790
00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:02,100
DICKIE: (ON TV) Correct.

791
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,600
It's Barcelona.

792
00:34:05,133 --> 00:34:06,800
Get it right, and
you've won 1,000 pounds.

793
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,800
But if you are wrong, you go
away with absolutely nothing.

794
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,900
So here we go.

795
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,200
How many sides has
an dodecahedron?

796
00:34:16,667 --> 00:34:18,367
Fucking great.

797
00:34:18,467 --> 00:34:20,900
SHEILA: (ON TV) Oh
dear, let me think.

798
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,233
Dodecahedron.

799
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,533
DICKIE: (ON TV) I'm going to
have to push you for an answer,

800
00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:27,467
Sheila.

801
00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:29,267
SHEILA: (ON TV)
Oh dear, oh dear.

802
00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:31,400
Oh, what could it be?

803
00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:35,733
12.

804
00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,300
DICKIE: (ON TV) 12.

805
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,300
[cheering]

806
00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:44,233
[screaming]

807
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,067
We won!

808
00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:49,300
Oh, Sheila, we won!

809
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,233
[applause]

810
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:54,133
Oh, Jesus, Randy.

811
00:34:54,233 --> 00:34:57,333
Hey, I saw that,
that was assault.

812
00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,733
What are you talking about?

813
00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:00,667
I didn't move.

814
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:01,633
Sorry, mate.

815
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,533
Not from where I'm standing.

816
00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:05,967
And unless you call off
them swindling lawyers,

817
00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:08,933
there's about 20 witnesses
here that'll swear

818
00:35:09,033 --> 00:35:10,200
that you just hit him.

819
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:11,733
It wasn't me, it was--

820
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:14,067
All right, Frank.

821
00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:17,467
My fucking cap's come off.

822
00:35:17,567 --> 00:35:18,600
This is a fit up.

823
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,500
Yeah.

824
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,933
Fuck you, ginger.

825
00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:22,133
Call the police, Jez.

826
00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:25,300
Just do it, Barry.

827
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,867
Your dad's gonna love it.

828
00:35:26,967 --> 00:35:30,733
Pass the other T, Carl.

829
00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:32,700
Can we put it in the window?

830
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,000
If you like.

831
00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:40,267
Well, your bill's
cleared, Frank.

832
00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:41,933
Now you're down as a bad debt.

833
00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:43,167
Hope it makes you happy.

834
00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:45,733
Hoorah, let's have a pint!

835
00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:57,633
[MUSIC PLAYING, "KOOL &
THE GANG, "CELEBRATION"]

836
00:35:57,733 --> 00:35:58,733
Hiya.

837
00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,167
Can I get you a drink, then?

838
00:36:00,267 --> 00:36:03,667
Given this was your
idea, mine's a pint.

839
00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:05,567
I'll grab a table.

840
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,733
Fiona.

841
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,233
You're all right, Dad.

842
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,500
I'm still going to look after
Liam, so you can fuck off.

843
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,533
Sorry I spoke.

844
00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,667
The kid should
know who it's Dad is.

845
00:36:16,767 --> 00:36:17,967
'Course he should

846
00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:19,267
You're not having any
formal visiting rights.

847
00:36:19,367 --> 00:36:20,933
I'm not asking for that.

848
00:36:21,033 --> 00:36:23,267
And I won't.

849
00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:25,733
Be a good-looking
kid, though, eh?

850
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,833
Taking after the
father, I suppose.

851
00:36:27,933 --> 00:36:30,267
Taking after both of us.

852
00:36:30,367 --> 00:36:33,200
It'll be all right, you know.

853
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,167
I know.

854
00:36:35,267 --> 00:36:37,533
Best we don't
get too involved.

855
00:36:37,633 --> 00:36:38,333
Absolutely.

856
00:36:38,433 --> 00:36:39,900
Could just fuck it all up.

857
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,133
Yeah.

858
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,800
We won't, then.

859
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,333
[MUSIC - TAKE THAT, "RELIGHT MY
FIRE"]

860
00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:45,700
Relight my fire.

861
00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:50,567
We're gonna be
really sensible.

862
00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:51,533
Yeah.

863
00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:52,500
[moaning]

864
00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:55,400
Fiona?

865
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,400
Can this wait?

866
00:36:58,767 --> 00:36:59,567
[moaning]

867
00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:01,533
[music playing]

868
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:22,633
What are them?

869
00:37:22,733 --> 00:37:23,867
Strawberry undies.

870
00:37:23,967 --> 00:37:25,400
They're out the tin,
but they taste nice.

871
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,667
[laughing]

872
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,100
Is Frank here?

873
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,133
I don't think so.

874
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:35,767
Has anyone seen Dad?

875
00:37:35,867 --> 00:37:37,067
He was celebrating last night.

876
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,067
Has he heard already?

877
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:40,633
They must have called him.

878
00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:42,067
I've been on the go all morning.

879
00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:43,900
[giggling]

880
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,500
Congratulations on last night.

881
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,467
Oh, thank you.

882
00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,500
Oh, the phone's not
stopped ringing.

883
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,333
Oh, isn't it lovely
how many people call

884
00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:51,533
you when you've won something?

885
00:37:51,633 --> 00:37:52,500
[laughing]

886
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,000
Look, you can go back
through to my side if you like.

887
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,267
ALL: Oooh!

888
00:37:58,367 --> 00:38:00,133
How is that an innuendo?

889
00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:02,500
Actually, I'd better get off.

890
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,333
I've got a session
with somebody.

891
00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:05,067
ALL: Oooh!

892
00:38:05,167 --> 00:38:07,200
Grow up!

893
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,433
Sorry.

894
00:38:08,533 --> 00:38:11,667
Good excuse, they're
a bit of a handful.

895
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:13,800
Not half.

896
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:14,733
Cheers.

897
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,633
Right, who's in tonight?

898
00:38:23,733 --> 00:38:26,700
Because I just got paid, so
the fish and chips are on me!

899
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,933
[cheering]

900
00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:30,433
Come on, Sheila, we've
got to go find Dad.

901
00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:31,600
I forgot to ask.

902
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:32,633
Do you fancy going for a drink?

903
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,333
ALL: Ooooh!

904
00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:37,600
When?

905
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,567
Tonight.

906
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:39,733
Why don't you come to mine?

907
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:40,667
Sure.

908
00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:48,533
What?

909
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,367
[coughing]

910
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,633
Oh.

911
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:10,300
Oh Jesus, I dreamt I was dead.

912
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,700
Yeah, I have that dream.

913
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,200
Sorry about that, Sheila,
it got a bit late last night,

914
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,733
I forgot he was there.

915
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,700
Hello, Frank.

916
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,500
Oh, Christ.

917
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,767
I need a cup of tea,
where the fuck am I?

918
00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:31,467
Frank?

919
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:37,400
I won Grab My Grand last night.

920
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,600
A thousand pounds!

921
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,733
Oh yeah, I remember.

922
00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:44,500
Sheil-- a.

923
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,600
I love you.

924
00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:51,233
Oh, and I went to see the
district manager of Accident

925
00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,800
Jackpot this morning.

926
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,733
I've paid him!

927
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:57,767
You're a free man!

928
00:39:57,867 --> 00:39:58,700
What?

929
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,100
You don't owe a penny!

930
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,333
Oh, Jesus.

931
00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:06,367
[moaning]

932
00:40:11,967 --> 00:40:14,733
I was doing my best, Frank.

933
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,967
A thousand fucking quid.

934
00:40:17,067 --> 00:40:19,933
But there's nearly
80 pounds change.

935
00:40:20,033 --> 00:40:22,200
It won't pay the bar bill.

936
00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:32,200
This came this morning.

937
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,400
Second prize, Satin FM.

938
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:38,233
Oh, Frank, I'm getting
quite a taste for this.

939
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:41,933
I should be so lucky,
lucky, lucky, lucky.

940
00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:43,200
I should be so lucky, lucky--

941
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,200
FIONA: (VOICEOVER)
Sheila celebrated

942
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,633
winning that money for weeks.

943
00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:49,233
For the rest of us, the notion
of another mouth to feed

944
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,767
wasn't anything new.

945
00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:53,300
but the idea that it wasn't
another offspring of Dad's took

946
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,400
a bit of getting used to.

947
00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:00,700
I am a good human being,
with a great deal to offer.

948
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,867
No!

949
00:41:01,967 --> 00:41:03,167
No!

950
00:41:03,267 --> 00:41:04,400
Once the courts see that
you're a respectable,

951
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,100
hard-working member
of society, they'll

952
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,467
have no choice but acquittal.

953
00:41:07,567 --> 00:41:08,733
Boo!
[screaming]

954
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:09,733
No, no!

955
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:10,933
So why are you back?

956
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:14,867
Because, Blondie,
I fell in love.

957
00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:15,800
[pounding]

958
00:41:18,133 --> 00:41:19,467
Marty, no!

959
00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:21,733
Did you really think that
somebody like her would be

960
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,233
interested in a freak like you?

961
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,933
Beauty's everywhere,
just depends

962
00:41:26,033 --> 00:41:27,500
whether you choose to see it.

963
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,133
MARTY: (VOICEOVER) I
am a good human being,

964
00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:32,133
with a great deal to offer.

965
00:41:32,233 --> 00:41:33,667
I am a--
- Boner!

966
00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:35,000
Sorry.
[music playing]

967
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,567
Ba da da da.

968
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,967
Ba da da da da.

969
00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:42,933
Ba da da da.

970
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:46,500
Ba da da da da da.

971
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,500
Ba da da da.

972
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,900
Ba da da da da da.

973
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:59,433
Ba da da da da, da da
da da da da, da da.

974
00:41:59,533 --> 00:42:01,433
Ba da da da.

975
00:42:01,533 --> 00:42:04,433
Ba da da da da da.

976
00:42:04,533 --> 00:42:07,400
Ba da da da.

977
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,400
Ba da da da da.

978
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,367
Ba da da da.

979
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:16,767
[ticking]

980
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:22,167
[music playing]

981
00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:24,567
Eight letters, copulate!

982
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:25,733
Sorry.

983
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:28,267
[breathing heavily]