1 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,200 Look at me, right? 2 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,033 Look at the Queen. 3 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:11,767 I was never a fan until it occured to me how much 4 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:14,767 me and Mum have in common, bringing up kiddies you 5 00:00:14,867 --> 00:00:16,133 can't remember the names of. 6 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,067 I know she's not a single parent, 7 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:19,533 but she might as well have been. 8 00:00:19,633 --> 00:00:21,900 Plus, the pair of us, we stuck to our guns, 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,100 very literally sometimes, and flagshipped, a dying breed, 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,533 admired and despised equally, not 11 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:31,800 for never lifting a finger, no, for setting 12 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,933 examples through extremity. 13 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:36,900 And whether you're a bigwig on her end, or a bigwig on my end, 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,200 you still got all your dickheads in the middle of dealing, snip, 15 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,000 snip, snip, giving you benefit. 16 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,733 I mean, she can't not be looking at me and thinking, 17 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,667 what is your secret, Frank? 18 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:49,300 I got shot of my kids yonks back, whereas she's yet 19 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,533 to do the bunk of a single one. 20 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,567 Fine. 21 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:53,200 I've had to get out a bit on occasion 22 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,700 to make ends meet, whereas she, she's done 23 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,067 the whole thing from the chair. 24 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,800 All right, drink for the lady. 25 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:02,233 Well, sure, there's perks. 26 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,433 But look at her lot. 27 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:05,867 Buying maid prancing about on her roof? 28 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:08,467 Now, look at my lot. 29 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:12,100 We know how to throw a proper fucking party! 30 00:01:16,967 --> 00:01:19,200 MIMI: I remember Liverpool in the '70s. 31 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:25,833 Industry menopause, shipyards closed, car plants relocated, 32 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:28,267 last orders for the scouts nation. 33 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:30,000 But did we lie down and die? 34 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,067 Did we, fuck. 35 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:36,367 We embraced change and expanded our horizons. 36 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:38,967 Ended up European City a culture. 37 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:43,133 That left beyond a proper legacy. 38 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:46,733 So moral of the tale, when your menopause kicks in, 39 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:50,933 what are you going to, lie back and wither, or rise 40 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:54,200 like a liveabeard phoenix? 41 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,433 Why won't you tell us where we're going? 42 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,800 Almost there. 43 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,733 [car engine] 44 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:01,633 No way, is that Boonie in that car? 45 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:02,600 [inaudible]. 46 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:03,967 [inaudible] 47 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,200 Yes. 48 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,367 MIMI: Never forget what you've come from, 49 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:09,967 or the people that got you there along the way, 50 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:13,100 because how they remember you is the real legacy 51 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,400 you leave behind. 52 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,167 It's even smaller than ours. 53 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:16,900 So? 54 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:17,900 There's only three of us. 55 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,067 For all that money, though? 56 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,533 Location, location, location. 57 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:22,500 Do you think [inaudible] looked twice at Chatsworth? 58 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,333 Wait 59 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:24,700 He'd look at that fat parcel. 60 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,600 Oh! 61 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:32,167 Oh, you'd be able to squeeze a little bar in here. 62 00:02:32,267 --> 00:02:33,833 You've got a lovely home. 63 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:35,267 Thank you. 64 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:37,433 I've been very happy here, as I'm sure you would be. 65 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:38,767 What's outside? 66 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,767 Oh, be my guest. 67 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:42,967 The courtyard's delightful sun trap. 68 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:45,033 Forgive me not showing you around myself. 69 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,967 As usual, I'm up to my neck in charity work. 70 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,733 Muggins at home organizing this year's ball. 71 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:52,033 Sounds impressive. 72 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:54,133 Secretary for twelve years. 73 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:57,700 I've never known such a struggle raising funds. 74 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,100 Harsh times means less charity. 75 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,233 And now, when you need it more than ever? 76 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:03,167 Indeed. 77 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:08,567 St. Barts, Year 10. 78 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:09,733 Rugby tour to Argentina. 79 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,767 [rattle] 80 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:13,567 Oh, I've got no change, sorry. 81 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:14,833 Oh, that'll be fine. 82 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:15,767 Thank you. 83 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:25,200 [footsteps] 84 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:33,200 What time is it? 85 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,633 10:00 o'clock, sleepyhead. 86 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:37,033 No rush. 87 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,500 You only left an hour ago. 88 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,433 Fancied a cuddle. 89 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,333 That's all right, isn't it? 90 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:49,367 Yeah. 91 00:03:57,633 --> 00:03:58,500 What's wrong? 92 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,267 SHANE: Nothing's wrong. 93 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:02,667 Just a little bit of gruff now and again, isn't it? 94 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:12,567 When you know, you know. 95 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,800 She's sending me under, she's so clingy. 96 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:16,833 It's every call on this side of town, 97 00:04:16,933 --> 00:04:18,567 so she can sneak a little fucking typer. 98 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,533 Put her out of her misery. 99 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:22,100 It's finding the right moment, isn't it? 100 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,633 Well the longer you leave it, the harder it gets. 101 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:29,033 Thought a drink might help. 102 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:30,733 Did it cheap? 103 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:31,767 That's the last 5,000. 104 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:33,500 The [inaudible]. 105 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,400 Remind me not to buy even a Paracetamol off of that git. 106 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:39,400 If it's over, no talk about taking a break, 107 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,467 dragging it out. 108 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:41,433 Make it clean and quick. 109 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:42,333 Doing it. 110 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:45,067 Doing it. 111 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:47,600 She's going on about a rugby trip to South America. 112 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:51,333 And St. [inaudible] haven't even got a gym. 113 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:53,433 Is it hot in here, or is it just me? 114 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:55,267 You OK? 115 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:57,333 That could be my legacy. 116 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:58,367 Legacy? 117 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:00,633 Oh, you've not had bad news, have you? 118 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:01,600 I could rebuild the gym. 119 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,533 Mimi! 120 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:04,500 Oh, calm down. 121 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,000 I'm changing. 122 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,300 Changing? 123 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,533 In what way? 124 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:13,133 You don't want to be a man, do you? 125 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:17,200 It's a woman only issue, menopause ailing. 126 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,400 But that doesn't matter. 127 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:24,533 I'm taking control of my life, making a difference to others. 128 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:25,533 Watch me roar. 129 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,067 [soft music playing] 130 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:42,800 Listen, uh, we need to talk-- 131 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,067 [gagging] 132 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:46,000 It's bad manners when your mouth is full. 133 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:55,933 Dessert is going to blow your mind. 134 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:58,200 [zipper] 135 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,467 Winslow's a bit farther. 136 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,700 Remember that wine bar? 137 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,300 Oh, yeah, full of divorcee losers trying too hard. 138 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,600 No, I think it's men, full of readies, [inaudible],, 139 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,967 Bentleys, Ferrari's-- 140 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:10,967 Yeah, driven by a wag who struck it with a Cleo. 141 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:12,533 Oh, here he is, at it again. 142 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,467 Watch your bags, ladies. 143 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:14,500 Tea leaf in the area. 144 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,300 Serves him right, the fat fuck. 145 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,300 Shouldn't leave his van open while he goes out for a burger. 146 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,433 [laughter] What are they? 147 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:20,267 Trackers. 148 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,033 It's like James Bond, isn't it? 149 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,500 [inaudible] She's out noshing someone else. 150 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,833 [laughter] 151 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:31,367 [sighing] 152 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:42,867 Marry me. 153 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:43,767 What? 154 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:44,733 Marry me. 155 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:45,633 I can't. 156 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:46,900 Of course you can. 157 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,167 It doesn't have to be a fancy wedding-- 158 00:06:48,267 --> 00:06:51,800 I don't want to be with you anymore. 159 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:54,033 What do you mean? 160 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:55,667 It's over. 161 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:56,600 What is? 162 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,633 Us. 163 00:06:57,733 --> 00:06:58,567 Why? 164 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:05,067 I'm sorry. 165 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:10,367 What-- maybe we just need a break. 166 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:12,300 It'd be cruel to drag it out. 167 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,267 You didn't have the heart to tell me earlier because I'd 168 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:17,200 gone to so much effort. 169 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:20,433 You But you like fucking me. 170 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:27,267 It's not enough to sustain a relationship. 171 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:30,300 Say the pages of Cosmopolitan. 172 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,167 I still feel the same after. 173 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:33,700 Patronizing prick! 174 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,267 [crash] 175 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,367 I've got-- 176 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:42,367 I've got some stuff to sell. 177 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,733 It's probably best if you're gone by the time I get back. 178 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:56,267 MIMI: I'd be crying off sick every week 179 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:58,400 if I had to do PA in that dump. 180 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,267 Fuck the lardy little uprights-in-need. 181 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:03,300 What about an overhaul of my janitor shithole? 182 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,500 I'm talking about the health of the future generation. 183 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,533 And I'm saying my room hasn't had a lick of paint 184 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:10,300 since Tom Brown's ring-piece was caressed 185 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,967 by his master's slippers. 186 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,733 Frank, this matters. 187 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:16,933 Making a positive impact, leaving something behind that 188 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:18,233 makes a difference. 189 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:22,000 Oh, moral compensation for your other bequests? 190 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,967 Inflicting a bunch of psychopathic villains 191 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,467 on society? 192 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,500 I'll fucking inflict them on you if you're not careful! 193 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,667 Don't even think about it. 194 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:33,600 I wasn't. 195 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,200 St. Marcy's gym was hanging when I went there. 196 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,767 Don't mean you want to rebuild it, though. 197 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:47,567 Why's Benny bringing students back here? 198 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,900 It's a possible gold mine. 199 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,067 There's more of them round Manchester than anywhere else. 200 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,100 You'll not get a sniff that pure in Chipping Norton. 201 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,733 Treble up, it'll still blow your bollocks off. 202 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,433 For bonus. 203 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:00,300 Appreciated. 204 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,667 Collecting off Coggsy tomorrow? 205 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:03,267 Big Mark's two weeks behind. 206 00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:04,767 Take care of both, yeah? 207 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:08,300 With pleasure. 208 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,700 Fuck it! 209 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,833 Who scored? 210 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:12,900 Short-assed, thatch-weave, dumpy 211 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,967 little fucking Mickey Mouser. 212 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:15,900 Oy! 213 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,433 Rooney's my hero. 214 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:19,667 He'll be paying you 40 quid to hang out with you next week. 215 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:23,900 He popped in once, but I was a little bit too young for him. 216 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,667 None of you twats got a watch? 217 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,800 If a legacy matters so much, what's 218 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,300 wrong with a bench in Poundswick Park? 219 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,267 'Cause all the little scrotes with tag it 220 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,433 and burn it on Bonfire Night. 221 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,100 I think a new gym is a great idea. 222 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,833 Yeah, it's paying for it I'm struggling with. 223 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:46,067 All I'm suggesting is a donation of a poxy grand each 224 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:47,867 to get the ball rolling. 225 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,367 I'll raise the rest of the funds. 226 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:52,967 I'll chip in. 227 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,933 Yeah, we will, too. 228 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:57,267 The kiddies will appreciate that. 229 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,133 Come on, then, Cilla, Connor. 230 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,867 Let's go and get your favorite DVD on. 231 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:01,833 What you doing? 232 00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:03,033 MIMI: What's your favorite? 233 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,433 You better brace yourself. 234 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,900 My mom started in her 40s, went agoraphobic, 235 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,133 then ran away to sea. 236 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,400 No, I've checked it out. 237 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,933 Most women calm down when the drugs kick in. 238 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:12,733 What, so this is all bollocks, then? 239 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:14,067 It's going to be sweet, mate. 240 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,200 This gym thing is just a passing phase. 241 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,633 Your grand's going nowhere. 242 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:19,333 So how was Wilmslow? 243 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:21,233 Half a million for a bedsit above a chippy? 244 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,800 Who'd want to live in a stuck-up, two-faced, wannabe 245 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,100 shithole like that, anyway? 246 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,900 'Cause I want a smile off a neighbor 247 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,400 who's not afraid of me. 248 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,367 I want to talk to an old man about the weather 249 00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:34,767 instead of him scurrying past to get his snout in his ale. 250 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,300 They smoke and drink there, too, Mom. 251 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,833 Yeah, only menthol cigs and vintage champagne, though, eh? 252 00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:40,767 Their shit don't smell, either. 253 00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:43,200 And it's too far for business. 254 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,067 There's another reason I've asked you for dinner. 255 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,867 Leaving a family in harmony is as important 256 00:10:48,967 --> 00:10:50,833 as any physical legacy. 257 00:10:50,933 --> 00:10:53,233 You two have drifted apart. 258 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,333 There's a way of working together, 259 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:59,333 appreciating each other more. 260 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:00,267 I'm retiring. 261 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:15,767 These hands are to commemorate the toil 262 00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:18,333 endured to create the Mimi Tutton 263 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:21,067 Academy of Sports Science. 264 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,500 Couple of quid, Frank, for St. Marcy's gym? 265 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,067 Not while you look like a cunt. 266 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,400 There's nobody less likely to donate. 267 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,067 What's fancy dress actually about, eh? 268 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,800 "Nice one, cowboy." 269 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,733 "Nice one, spaceman." 270 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:57,100 Some straight-going shithouse's fortune for the Labour Club. 271 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,367 Then what for the rest of the night? 272 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,267 You're going to have any kind of conversation 273 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:01,933 with a knobhead in a pirate hat? 274 00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,300 So that's a no, then? 275 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,667 Put me down for a pound when I can look at you. 276 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,333 Contacts, deals, business already in place, 277 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:11,133 and we get to keep all the earnings. 278 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:13,100 Who'd have thought Mimi could be so generous? 279 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,533 It's an opportunity to take things in the directions 280 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:16,867 we've always wanted to. 281 00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:20,033 Or we are now subsidizing that scrawny baghead on our own. 282 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,333 He might step up? 283 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,467 Ah, first day of the rest of our lives, eh? 284 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,167 Equal partner reporting for duty. 285 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:28,567 It'd be the first decent day's graft you've done in a while. 286 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,067 How's St. Mimi's gymnasium coming along, then? 287 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,567 How do you think? 288 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,533 Making mental decisions when she's off her head on drugs. 289 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,867 Someone should have a quiet word and tell her it's not worth it. 290 00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:40,800 What about the mental decision to give you two the business? 291 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,967 I take it you didn't grow a pair? 292 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,600 WPC Needy? 293 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,733 I told her. 294 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,767 Uh, well, she's not got the message. 295 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:49,833 Lesson number one, mate. 296 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,300 Feds outside's bad for business! 297 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,567 Hello, stranger. 298 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,600 Beer taste flat because you're missing me? 299 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,733 What are you playing at? 300 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,533 Feels nice to know you're nearby. 301 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:05,400 People are uncomfortable. 302 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,600 Locals feel safer when a bobby's visible. 303 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,867 Around here it's intimidation. 304 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:12,233 Is there someone else? 305 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,833 I wouldn't do that. 306 00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,467 At least it would make sense. 307 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,800 Look, we're just-- 308 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,100 we're too different. 309 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,567 I know there is something else going on. 310 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,067 You're a policewoman, for fuck's sake. 311 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:25,833 Family pressures can be stressful, 312 00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,467 make you behave irrationally. 313 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:28,667 Shane! 314 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,700 You've got stuff to do. 315 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,733 He never liked me. 316 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:35,633 Give him my love. 317 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:45,933 MIMI: Hiya. 318 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,467 Have a good day! 319 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:48,467 Thank you. 320 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:49,467 Thank you. 321 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,467 Gives me the horrors, this place. 322 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,667 Bad juju, man. 323 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,167 Improving the facilities might mean the kiddies 324 00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:00,100 have a better experience than you. 325 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,167 Chesney's doing good. 326 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,800 How's the Jockey? 327 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,167 Yeah, people are mad for it. 328 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,067 Oh. 329 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,533 [farting] 330 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:08,433 [giggling] 331 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,800 How much is that? 332 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,333 [giggling] 333 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,500 It might not happen as quick as we hoped. 334 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,333 It'll take longer than building the Great 335 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,867 Wall of China at this rate. 336 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,167 Nah, look after the pennies. 337 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,933 What's the point in building her hopes up? 338 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,500 Seriously! 339 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,167 Does this mean we can have our grand back now? 340 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:37,000 Where's the Chatsworth Variety Table when you need it? 341 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,633 Maybe I can be their after dinner speaker, eh? 342 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,700 Yeah, like they' want to listen to stories 343 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,067 about shoveling shit. 344 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,833 Well, is there a reason we can't start one on up? 345 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,233 Have a look, will you? 346 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,667 That lot are on the lookout for handouts as it is. 347 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,500 Hey! 348 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,967 Hey, that's [inaudible] selling the house. 349 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,067 More money for St. Fart's polo ponies? 350 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,567 Nah, not quite. Get on this. 351 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,267 She's donated 50 grand to a donkey sanctuary in Ardwick. 352 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,567 It's not just Wilmslow she does charity for. 353 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,433 If the kiddies of Chatsworth have a state of the art fitness 354 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,200 center, they'll be able to work off 355 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,567 all those Mars bars and chips their parents 356 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,033 feed them for dinner. 357 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,433 They'll never have the opportunities they have 358 00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:27,067 around here, but they should be able to play 359 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,333 PE like anyone else. 360 00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:33,667 And with your help, we can make a difference. 361 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,467 Thank you, Mimi. 362 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,933 A stirring presentation. 363 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:43,133 Mimi's get-up-and-go enthusiasm could well become a regular 364 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,367 feature of our little gang. 365 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:48,467 She's thinking of making an offer on my house. 366 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,233 Ooh! 367 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,300 Did you win the lottery? 368 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:58,033 As worthy a cause as St. Marcy's undoubtedly is, 369 00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:01,533 one of the biggest issues is the number of projects 370 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:04,033 already in the planning. 371 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,567 The gym will have to wait in line. 372 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,967 Fair enough. 373 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,200 Until when? 374 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,967 Concentrated focus, dinners, auctions-- 375 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:18,100 none of that can be considered before 2018. 376 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,233 Thank you, ladies. 377 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,333 Hot chocolate and ginger snaps. 378 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,533 Got you some vag cream in case it's still itchy. 379 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,367 Jamie and Shane think I've lost the plot. 380 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,967 That's 'cause it's easier for them 381 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,600 to laugh than look in the mirror and admit 382 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,600 they're selfish fucks. 383 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,100 True. 384 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:52,800 78 quid to go with 3 grand says to me they've got a point. 385 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:56,667 I'm not going to see that new roof go on in my lifetime. 386 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,933 Even if it's Cilla that's got to cut the ribbon, 387 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,067 you've started something mega here. 388 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:05,000 The kids of Chatsworth will owe you forever. 389 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,867 If we could bottle and sell your support, 390 00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:09,533 we'd get there in no time. 391 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:13,500 I just wish there was more I could do. 392 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,767 I wanted to leave something good behind. 393 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,600 Saturday's rollover comes in, I'll 394 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,100 build her a whole new school. 395 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,800 Even better, the Mimi Maguire University of Chatsworth. 396 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:40,633 Yeah, get in with four Fs and get a caution for smoking weed. 397 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,267 Robbing a bank's easier than the lottery. 398 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:43,967 Yeah, but it's not worth getting caught. 399 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,267 Jail's easy, you pussy. 400 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,733 Mimi's backhander isn't. 401 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,700 I'm a juvenile, anyway. 402 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,867 I might not have to go jail. 403 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,300 Are you stupid? 404 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,033 Look, don't get too involved with Butch and Sundance 405 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,333 over there. 406 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:55,133 Robbing anything like that, you're going down. 407 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,033 Hey, Pot Noodles are on aisle 2, mate. 408 00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,167 Skins are behind the counter. 409 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:02,333 You've still got some of them trackers? 410 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,367 Yeah, why? 411 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,367 - Stall this guy. - Why? 412 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,400 Just stall him. 413 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,367 You'll see. 414 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,467 Hey, he's thinking of going to uni, you know. 415 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,933 Oh, which one? 416 00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,500 Um, looking for ideas. 417 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,100 Are you taking the piss? 418 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,367 Yeah, I know. 419 00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,900 - You're not lying, are you? - No, serious. 420 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,333 That's crazy, that. 421 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,433 Yo, it costs 30 grand to go to uni, you know? 422 00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:39,367 Yeah? 423 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:42,600 No wonder he needs a part-time job. 424 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,567 - Did you do it? - Yeah, man. 425 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:44,500 Sweet. 426 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,467 Scouse Macka at 2 o'clock. 427 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:05,267 10 K of weed, Benchill Dave, for 3,000 Es. 428 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:09,567 Or was it Scouse Macka at 4 with 3K of weed 429 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:14,500 and Benchill Dave at 10 with 2,000 diddlies. 430 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,867 Fuck! 431 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,533 How does anyone remember this shit? 432 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:32,667 What the fuck? 433 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,467 That is not funny. 434 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:35,933 It was worth a try. 435 00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,167 Did you hear any of that? 436 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,533 Like I'd say anything. 437 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,633 It's what turned me on in the first place. 438 00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:48,733 Look, this is not helping your cause. 439 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:49,667 So I have got one? 440 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:50,567 No, you haven't! 441 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,900 Just forget about us. 442 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,433 Come on. 443 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,000 When Dad retired, handed the business over to my brother, 444 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,367 he went weird. 445 00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,233 Strain on his marriage, readjustments. 446 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,467 Sermons But they worked it out, though. 447 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,600 It's fuck all to do with anything else. 448 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:08,467 Pressure and denial won't let you access the truth right now. 449 00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:09,267 In time-- 450 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:11,000 Please, just shut the fuck up. 451 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,267 I don't want to end up hating you, OK? 452 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,833 That could never happen. 453 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:17,000 So go. 454 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,333 That's definitely his car. 455 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,500 There he is! 456 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,767 Bingo. 457 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,067 Jamie and Shane aren't going to be happy about this. 458 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,433 Fuck 'em. 459 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:40,600 They earn more than ever because Mimi stepped down. 460 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,033 And now they take the piss out of her? 461 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,433 What if he goes to the police? 462 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,200 Oh, right, yeah. 463 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,700 "Excuse me, Mr. Policeman. 464 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,533 Somebody stole all of my cocaine." 465 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:49,633 This about it, mate. 466 00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:51,167 He might be connected. 467 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,167 Why are you so scared? You're not even going in. 468 00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:54,233 'Cause he might come out. 469 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,400 Ches, just chill out. 470 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,167 Focus. 471 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:58,333 All right, you ready? 472 00:20:58,433 --> 00:20:59,333 Let's have it. 473 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,433 BILLY: Where's the gear? 474 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,500 I don't know what you're talking about! 475 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,433 10! 476 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:29,400 9! 477 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,167 8! 478 00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:31,267 Behind the sofa! 479 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:40,500 I've got it. 480 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:48,433 [car starting] 481 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,200 Quick, get in! 482 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,767 Go, go, go, go, go! 483 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,033 You've got to admit it's a bit of a coincidence. 484 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:02,900 You've had hundreds of punters come through that door. 485 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,367 Anyone could've set you up. 486 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,667 On the same day I buy another batch? 487 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:10,267 I've had 10 years of satisfied customers. 488 00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:12,467 Think I'm going to jeopardize my reputation 489 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:13,633 for a fucking have key? 490 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,433 Wave bye-bye to that golden goose. 491 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:23,033 Got some front asking for his money back, though, eh? 492 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,333 Exactly. 493 00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:25,733 What's it got to do with you if he's been taxed? 494 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,567 If he even has. 495 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,700 Someone's had him over. 496 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,033 If not, he deserves an Oscar. 497 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,600 - Sweet that, cuz. - What are you doing? 498 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,867 What? 499 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:40,967 Think it's You into a real one overnight? 500 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:43,900 Bad luck to fuck about with 'em. 501 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,933 Right. 502 00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:46,667 It's all there. - Nice one, cuz. 503 00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:47,600 Take it easy, bro. 504 00:22:52,233 --> 00:22:53,567 Not bad for a half an hour's work. 505 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:54,333 What? 506 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:55,833 10 grand's a fucking joke. 507 00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,367 Well, how else would you shift it, no questions asked? 508 00:22:58,467 --> 00:23:00,933 Bradford, where it's never going to get on top from taxing 509 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:02,300 your own family's punters. 510 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,667 I find out you're having a drink behind my back-- 511 00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,033 Trafford Centre for me. 512 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,267 New Air Max colors have just come out. 513 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,333 Wait. I risked life and limb for oner? 514 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,667 I'd have done it for nowt. 515 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,867 Safe. 516 00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,300 Rest is for Mimi, for the kiddies. 517 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:38,133 Just picked this up from the golf club in Wilmslow. 518 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,700 If we're lucky, there'll be enough to get 519 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,933 another bag of cement. 520 00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:44,033 At last! 521 00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:49,633 1 pound 75 to go with the postal order for 50 pence. 522 00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,067 Feels heavy. 523 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:52,633 And you know there's readies round there. 524 00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:53,733 Maybe our first pound coin. 525 00:23:59,933 --> 00:24:01,800 What the fuck? 526 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,267 No way! 527 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:05,167 See? 528 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:16,300 What are you doing here? 529 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,100 - Meeting Scouse Macka. - In the Jockey? 530 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,867 2 o'clock. 531 00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:22,133 He might be stuck in traffic. 532 00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:23,667 I'll give him a bell now, actually. 533 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,800 Wythenshawe Daz comes here, Scouse Macka's Lymm services. 534 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,700 What's that? 535 00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:33,133 Up here-- names, dates, figures. 536 00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:35,767 Numpties and dumb cunts who write things down go to jail. 537 00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:37,567 We can't all be Rain Man, can we? 538 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:40,100 Anyone could find that! 539 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,300 Yeah, so he's going to hang around with 10 key 540 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400 of weed in the fucking boot. 541 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,767 It's gone straight to answer phone. 542 00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:46,000 Why wouldn't it? 543 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,367 As far as he's concerned, you're nicked, 544 00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:49,167 and that could be the feds setting him up. 545 00:24:49,267 --> 00:24:50,733 If he's at home, he'll answer the landline. 546 00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:51,733 Yeah. 547 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,000 Mom's got that number up there. 548 00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,633 - Things are getting slack. - Not now, Benny. 549 00:24:57,733 --> 00:24:58,633 It's easy for you to say. 550 00:24:58,733 --> 00:24:59,933 I've got kids to feed. 551 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:01,033 You don't like it, you know what you can do. 552 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,500 Oh, it's like that, is it? 553 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,567 You'll never guess how much is here. 554 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,633 Go on. 555 00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:14,800 9,600. 556 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:15,800 Said it, didn't I? 557 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:16,733 You did. 558 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:19,700 Generous as fuck. 559 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,567 Wait, how much? 560 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:24,567 96. 561 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:25,567 What you doing? 562 00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:26,700 What? 563 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,500 Think it's turned into a real one overnight? 564 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,467 What you doing? 565 00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:30,600 What? 566 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,900 Think it's turned into a real one overnight? 567 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,767 Women of Wilmslow, you fucking beauts. 568 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,900 This is all very lovely, Mimi, and we appreciate your efforts. 569 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,500 But it won't make any difference. 570 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,100 St. Marcy's still has to take its place in the queue. 571 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,300 Except somebody decided St. Marcy's deserved a push 572 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,233 to the front of that queue. 573 00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,400 Getting everyone together is the only way 574 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,700 I know we can make sure our gratitude falls 575 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,433 on the right ears. 576 00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:08,067 There's a feeling people with money hold onto their readies 577 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,500 like a pit bull with a baby. 578 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,867 But deep down, we're all the same. 579 00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:18,367 Some cautious, some off-the-wall generous. 580 00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:24,067 That anonymous donation of nearly 10,000 pounds 581 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,733 is a massive boost. 582 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,000 Money attracts money. 583 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,900 The momentum is truly with us. 584 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,433 Um, whoever it was, the kiddies from our estate 585 00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:39,533 thank you from the bottom of their potless little hearts. 586 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,900 And as a token of our appreciation, 587 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,433 there's drinks and nibbles at our house. 588 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,100 I struggle to believe that one of our girls 589 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,200 put 10,000 pounds into that bucket. 590 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:06,267 Oh, so do I. Don't you set me off again. 591 00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:07,467 No. 592 00:27:07,567 --> 00:27:11,467 Start you off or not, you can't keep that money. 593 00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:12,567 On about? 594 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:14,700 I've already ordered the felt for the roof. 595 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,033 There's strict protocol. 596 00:27:17,133 --> 00:27:19,233 It was a Wilmslow branch donation, 597 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,367 and other projects are further along the food chain, 598 00:27:22,467 --> 00:27:24,900 been patient and waited their turn, 599 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,400 like St. Marcy's gym needs to. 600 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,300 Might take me a while to get used to that twisted sense 601 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,100 of humor from round your way. 602 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,400 It may be convenient to ignore our process, 603 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:39,700 but that is the way we run our civilized little society, Mimi. 604 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,900 Mom! 605 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,400 Mom! 606 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,567 We've left Scouse Macka with 10 key of weed hidden. 607 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,800 In his boot. 608 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,433 Have you got his home phone number? 609 00:27:58,633 --> 00:27:59,633 Excuse me a moment. 610 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,500 I don't do this anymore. 611 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,333 This is the last time. 612 00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:14,800 I promise. 613 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:20,433 0151. 614 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:24,400 Me, me, me, always the drama queen. 615 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,000 Uh, Mimi? 616 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,000 Mimi, can we continue our conversation? 617 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:33,967 Deeds speak louder than words, Edith. 618 00:28:34,067 --> 00:28:37,367 That money is St. Marcy's. 619 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:41,200 Extraordinary meeting on the cards next week, ladies. 620 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:49,267 Seems like an unusual scenario has just pushed its way 621 00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:50,800 to the top of the agenda. 622 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:55,767 Right, then. 623 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:56,667 Come along, ladies. 624 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:10,733 Mimi, what your son just mentioned. 625 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:15,933 It's been a long time since my university days. 626 00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:17,100 Know what I mean? 627 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,467 Ahh! 628 00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:26,467 Party! 629 00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:27,600 Woo woo! 630 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:30,267 [MUSIC - ELVIS COSTELLO, "SEVEN DAY WEEKEND"] 631 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:35,633 Monday's calling you too early when you're sound asleep. 632 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:41,200 Bells are ringing by your bedside and out in the streets. 633 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:46,867 You say Monday's long enough, but this is just the start. 634 00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:49,133 Stamp all over that and it'll still blow your bollocks off. 635 00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:52,500 Best flake in Manchester. 636 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:57,967 Wednesday's point of no return, when you squandered all you've 637 00:29:58,067 --> 00:29:58,933 earned. 638 00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:00,500 [knocking] 639 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,267 Yo, we smashed it, bro! 640 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:06,000 - What happened to your eye? - Nothing. 641 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,300 And no one followed. 642 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,267 It's sweet. 643 00:30:08,367 --> 00:30:09,533 Right, get your cousin on the phone. 644 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:10,700 We want a better price. 645 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,067 It's not down to me. 646 00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,167 You don't want to see your mates 647 00:30:13,267 --> 00:30:15,033 get took advantage of, do you? 648 00:30:19,933 --> 00:30:22,633 I'll have a word. 649 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,967 Why am I the one running all over the gaff? 650 00:30:25,067 --> 00:30:26,900 Mom said we're equal partners, yeah? 651 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,200 Jockey's our base. 652 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,600 People like continuity. 653 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:30,700 I've got to stay here. 654 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,867 It's taken years to build up trust. 655 00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:34,767 Word. 656 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:43,733 Back room. 657 00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:57,233 Wait here, mate. 658 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,433 That might need stitches. 659 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:12,567 Somebody was bound to fight back. 660 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,900 Yeah. That's why we didn't bring you. 661 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,467 You know it's not worth it. 662 00:31:16,567 --> 00:31:19,200 I won't feel a thing when I see Mimi's happy face. 663 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,633 What's she going to say about that? 664 00:31:20,733 --> 00:31:22,700 I'll just give her some bullshit story. 665 00:31:36,467 --> 00:31:37,967 Well, the student wasn't lying. 666 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:39,033 What happened? 667 00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:40,667 Two customers taxed in a week. 668 00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:41,967 Something's fucked up. 669 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,400 What are you looking at me for? 670 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,200 Loose lips sink ships, mate. 671 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,400 It's got to be someone close to home. 672 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,467 Hey, listen. 673 00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:50,533 I don't know what come over me earlier. 674 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:54,500 Hey, let me buy you all a drink, smooth things over. 675 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,300 You rush in and you're wrong, and you'll never 676 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,900 find out who it really is. 677 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,800 We need proof. 678 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:12,467 No way! 679 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,433 I bet that's illegal in Wilmslow! 680 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:18,600 Caught three of them plating each other in the bathroom. 681 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:19,633 It's looking better. 682 00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:22,600 Let the air get to it. 683 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,067 Do you think Edith's got any say in me joining the club? 684 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:26,733 No. They vote. 685 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,833 And after last night party, you'll have Edith's chair 686 00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:31,967 as well as her house. - She's a fucking cheeky bitch. 687 00:32:32,067 --> 00:32:34,433 That 10k's St. Marcy's. 688 00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:39,200 If I can raise 13 grand so quick, we'll build a gym. 689 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:42,033 Then a science block. 690 00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:44,800 The Big donation's just the start. 691 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,933 It's bound to attract others. 692 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:49,900 The momentum is with us. 693 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,500 Fancy a cup of tea, lad? 694 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,400 Yeah. 695 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,933 Not as friendly as the Chatsworth. 696 00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:04,700 They will be once you get to know them. 697 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,333 What are you actually going to do with your days? 698 00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:08,433 I'll be building the gym. 699 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:10,033 That's not going to take forever. 700 00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:11,200 I'll take classes. 701 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:12,500 What, flower arranging? 702 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,000 Like that's going to get your adrenaline pumping. 703 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:25,833 Tell me the Scouse Macka fiasco was a one-off. 704 00:33:25,933 --> 00:33:27,267 I wish I could. 705 00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:29,200 So they're not grafting in harmony, then? 706 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,333 You've seen Jamie and Shane agree on anything? 707 00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:34,033 Mutual dislike of Billy? 708 00:33:34,133 --> 00:33:36,033 And Jamie's got his doubts about Benny. 709 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:38,767 That dopey labrador's more loyal to the Maguires 710 00:33:38,867 --> 00:33:39,767 than his own family. 711 00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:41,267 What's he worried about? 712 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,733 Somebody's taxing our punters. 713 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:44,667 What do you mean? 714 00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:46,633 What I said. 715 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,467 That's never happened to us. 716 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:50,733 Could be somebody testing the new regime. 717 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:20,100 [wolf whistles] 718 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,167 Gosh, you're not in Cheshire yet. 719 00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:23,400 Mapped the walk, five minutes away. 720 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,800 I recognize the kid from school. 721 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:25,933 He's an absolute nugget. 722 00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:27,433 Wear bigger glasses than Lillian. 723 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:28,800 He could still be connected, though. 724 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,700 You sound like him. 725 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,800 Haven't you learned your lesson? 726 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,067 I can't be late for this ball. 727 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:34,900 It's five minutes. 728 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 It'll be even easier than the student. 729 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,933 Mimi needs these funds, man. 730 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:40,900 Cool. 731 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Yes! 732 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,067 And that's stopping them, is it? 733 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:50,133 What am I supposed to do? 734 00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,800 Vinny the Red, 0767-- 735 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:55,700 oh god! 736 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,800 What the fuck? 737 00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,200 It's OK. 738 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,467 Out with the old, in with the new. 739 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,367 Are you fucking mental? 740 00:35:07,467 --> 00:35:09,767 Whatever it takes to be with you. 741 00:35:09,867 --> 00:35:12,367 Sell my soul and join the dark side. 742 00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:14,800 Partner in life, partner in crime. 743 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:18,067 This can't carry on. 744 00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:21,933 Now Mimi's left, I appreciate you've got no choice. 745 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:24,000 You'll never go straight. But that's OK. 746 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,767 I'll leave the police. 747 00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:26,800 You're all that matters. 748 00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:36,467 Never, ever, ever contact me again, OK? 749 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,633 Destiny, my love. 750 00:35:38,733 --> 00:35:39,533 Fuck off! 751 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:47,733 However long it takes, I'll be there. 752 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:58,300 Where's the gear? 753 00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,300 Where is it? 754 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,667 [whimpering] 755 00:36:15,733 --> 00:36:16,633 Oh fuck! 756 00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:18,100 What's happened? 757 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,767 How do I know? 758 00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,233 Let's get out of here. - No. 759 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,533 Go and see what's going on first. 760 00:36:23,633 --> 00:36:24,500 You go and see! 761 00:36:34,967 --> 00:36:37,433 [crying] 762 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,733 What is going on? 763 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:50,900 Ches, tell me what's going on! 764 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,433 Let's just get out of here. 765 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,300 You have got to be fucking joking. 766 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,200 Billy? 767 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,267 Fucking hell, mate. 768 00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:10,500 I thought I was dead. 769 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,367 You've never been a mate of mine. 770 00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:19,833 Where's Benny? 771 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:20,733 Benny? 772 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:30,100 You double-crossed your own family. 773 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,467 Bring us to the brink of war. 774 00:37:31,567 --> 00:37:33,433 Make me doubt those who've been loyal for years. 775 00:37:33,533 --> 00:37:34,167 We're sorry! 776 00:37:34,267 --> 00:37:35,400 Oh, you will be. 777 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,900 With this bally on, I can put a bullet 778 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,300 between your fucking eyes, mate. 779 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,433 How were we to know it was Billy, eh? 780 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:45,067 Now's probably not the best time to make Mom a widow, yeah? 781 00:37:45,167 --> 00:37:47,533 Ah, she'll get over it. 782 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:50,167 She's lost plenty close to her already. 783 00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:51,233 Put it on. - Jamie, please. 784 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,167 I'm so-- 785 00:37:52,267 --> 00:37:53,000 On! 786 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,033 Shane, tell him! 787 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,067 Jamie, I'm begging you, please. 788 00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:57,167 She's already cuckoo. 789 00:37:57,267 --> 00:37:58,800 This could proper send her under. 790 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,000 There's no way this little fucker's 791 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,667 leaving with just a black eye. - No! 792 00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:03,600 Jamie! 793 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:04,500 No! 794 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,833 Jamie, stop it! 795 00:38:09,933 --> 00:38:11,767 [hooting and hollering] 796 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:18,667 No Billy? 797 00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:20,400 Where's Jamie? 798 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,633 Shane? - Why? 799 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:22,600 What's going on? 800 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,300 Billy's in trouble. 801 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,500 - Stay here. - [crying] 802 00:38:27,567 --> 00:38:29,567 As if things aren't bad enough, eh? 803 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:30,633 Feds, customs. 804 00:38:30,733 --> 00:38:32,333 Every day, something to stop you earning 805 00:38:32,433 --> 00:38:37,300 a living without one of your own shafting you from behind. 806 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,500 - Please, Jamie! - Paracetamol? 807 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,433 Him 808 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:40,667 Yeah, it's better than nothing. 809 00:38:40,767 --> 00:38:42,100 Please, think of Mimi! 810 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,733 Pushing you around in a wheelchair will keep her fit! 811 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,600 Please! 812 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,567 [door closing] 813 00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,267 Jamie! 814 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:52,433 Kneecapping my husband? 815 00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:53,167 As if! 816 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:55,167 It was shitting him up. 817 00:38:55,267 --> 00:38:56,267 This better be good. 818 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,300 He's the one behind the taxing. 819 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,600 That's worse than being a grass! 820 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,133 It was for the gym. 821 00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:03,500 The 10 grand? 822 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,433 Where's the rest? 823 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,800 That's all his cousin would give. 824 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:08,867 I've still got the last lot. 825 00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:10,367 I'm sorry. 826 00:39:10,467 --> 00:39:11,833 It wasn't one of the girls? 827 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,233 Fuck the gym! 828 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:14,800 What about this prick? 829 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,733 Compensation. - Why? 830 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:20,000 Laurel and Hardy here have done you a fucking favor. 831 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:22,033 Snap you out of your complacency. 832 00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:23,900 Tighten up your security. 833 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,333 Because you're obviously not coping too 834 00:39:25,433 --> 00:39:27,067 fucking well on your own. 835 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,200 Come on, there. 836 00:39:31,033 --> 00:39:33,000 [violently crying] 837 00:39:36,233 --> 00:39:37,967 I know your heart's in the right place. 838 00:39:38,067 --> 00:39:40,167 Jamie and Shane have been disrespectful. 839 00:39:40,267 --> 00:39:43,200 But taxing other grafters is the lowest of the low. 840 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:43,967 I know. 841 00:39:44,067 --> 00:39:46,300 I'm on it. 842 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,533 And I know those Wilmslow dirty bitches are 843 00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:50,733 a tight-fisted bunch of freeloaders, 844 00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:53,833 but we've give two ton for these tickets, so Mimi 845 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,167 Tutton is going the ball. 846 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:02,567 [MUSIC - ANDREA BOCELLI, "POR TI VOLARE"] 847 00:40:17,267 --> 00:40:18,067 Hi. 848 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:23,467 Hi. 849 00:40:26,533 --> 00:40:29,467 Nice suit, Billy. 850 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:31,633 Now we're all here, I'd like to say 851 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:36,567 something more about the recent flaunting of the rules. 852 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:37,600 Not now, surely? 853 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,133 No time like the present. 854 00:40:39,233 --> 00:40:40,767 And I'm nothing if not efficient. 855 00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:42,600 Excuse me. 856 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:48,667 Some interesting CCTV footage has recently come to light. 857 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:51,000 The mystery donor in action. 858 00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:59,600 CROWD: [gasps] 859 00:41:02,867 --> 00:41:07,167 There was never any intention of a kiddies' gym. 860 00:41:07,267 --> 00:41:14,033 Chatsworth's Ma Baker and her fashion-conscious toyboy 861 00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:18,467 use anonymous donations to wash dirty money. 862 00:41:18,567 --> 00:41:20,100 That's not true. 863 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,167 Us gullible fools are all part of the camouflage. 864 00:41:24,267 --> 00:41:26,200 Mimi knew nothing about it. 865 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,200 Don't embarrass yourself further. 866 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:31,333 It was all my doing because she cared so much. 867 00:41:31,433 --> 00:41:33,100 She'd been on the PTA for months, 868 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,267 donated all her spare time to that school. 869 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:40,433 Laundering any illicit earnings is unpalatable. 870 00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:43,333 Drug money has the worst possible taste. 871 00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:45,067 CROWD: [murmurs of agreement] 872 00:41:45,167 --> 00:41:46,600 Absolutely. 873 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:54,233 Fancy a little line, Pru? 874 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,600 Mavis? 875 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,033 Oh, Beryl? 876 00:41:57,133 --> 00:41:59,800 Gone all shy in front of your husband? 877 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,867 Oh, it was different the other night. 878 00:42:02,967 --> 00:42:04,267 Yeah. 879 00:42:04,367 --> 00:42:08,033 Drugs do bring out the worst possible taste. 880 00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:11,367 And you're all the worst kind of hypocrites. 881 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,800 Oh. 882 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,967 Ever seen Pru lick a fanny? 883 00:42:21,067 --> 00:42:24,267 Or Beryl get her fanny licked? 884 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:27,533 And there's plenty more where that came from. 885 00:42:27,633 --> 00:42:31,567 And you know who you are. 886 00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:32,533 Come on, babe. 887 00:42:40,633 --> 00:42:41,467 Fuck off! 888 00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:03,900 Only time in history a Maguire's gone 889 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,433 voluntarily to the odd lot. 890 00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:07,233 KAREN: Can she even stay in the feds 891 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,967 with a restrainer order against her? 892 00:43:09,067 --> 00:43:10,267 Well, she should've thought of that 893 00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:13,033 before she turned psycho bitch, shouldn't she? 894 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:16,767 "Keep a distance of 102 feet." 895 00:43:16,867 --> 00:43:17,967 I'm not sure you're worth it. 896 00:43:18,067 --> 00:43:19,400 Piss off. 897 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,333 Get out of it, you fucking weirdo! 898 00:43:34,467 --> 00:43:37,433 MIMI (VOICEOVER): The grass is always greener and all that. 899 00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:40,567 Might not be as potent if your hydroponics aren't up to much, 900 00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:42,467 though. 901 00:43:42,567 --> 00:43:44,000 Try different flavors. 902 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,767 Dabble in a variety of lifestyles. 903 00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:48,400 Venture beyond new horizons. 904 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:52,600 Add exotic squares to your patchwork quilt of experience. 905 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:57,367 But not all of us are meant to stray too far or for too long. 906 00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:59,033 Getting something built around here 907 00:43:59,133 --> 00:44:02,533 should never be underestimated. 908 00:44:02,633 --> 00:44:05,200 This has always been about the kiddies, 909 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:09,967 and the kiddies decided how they wanted the money to be spent. 910 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:15,667 This is as vital to pupil morale as any new gym. 911 00:44:15,767 --> 00:44:18,433 In many ways, more so. 912 00:44:18,533 --> 00:44:22,467 And it is now, with great pleasure, 913 00:44:22,567 --> 00:44:29,833 that I pronounce Mimi's Tuck Shop officially open! 914 00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:32,300 MIMI (VOICEOVER): And when you return to who you know 915 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,700 and what you know, be sure no resentment lingers. 916 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:42,767 If people need you, love you, want you around, feed off that. 917 00:44:42,867 --> 00:44:46,533 It's a privilege in itself. 918 00:44:46,633 --> 00:44:49,267 [music playing] 919 00:45:51,467 --> 00:45:53,467 Dickheads!