1 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,600 Look at me, right? 2 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:08,900 And look at the queen. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 I was never a fan until it occurred to me how 4 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,433 much me and Mom have in common. 5 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:16,267 Bringing up kiddies you can't remember the names of. 6 00:00:16,367 --> 00:00:18,033 I know she's not a single parent, 7 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,567 but she might as well be. 8 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:22,233 Plus, the pair of us, we stuck to our guns. 9 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:26,233 her literally sometimes, and flagshipped a dying breed. 10 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:28,733 Admired and despised equally. 11 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:30,333 Not for never lifting a finger. 12 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:31,367 No. 13 00:00:31,467 --> 00:00:33,667 For setting examples through extremity. 14 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,300 And whether you're a bigwig on her end or a bigwig on mine, 15 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,367 you still got all your dickheads in the middle 16 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:40,933 to deal with, snip, snip, snipping at your benefits. 17 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:42,967 I mean, she can't not be looked at me, 18 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:45,800 and thinking, what's your secret, Frank? 19 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:48,367 I got shot of my kids yonks back, 20 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,833 but she's yet to see the back of a single one. 21 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:52,033 Fine. 22 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,267 I've had to get out a bit on occasion 23 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:55,667 to make ends meet, whereas she, she's done 24 00:00:55,767 --> 00:00:57,133 the whole thing from a chair. 25 00:00:59,733 --> 00:01:00,900 Drink for the lady. 26 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,400 Oh sure, there's perks, but look at her lot. 27 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,200 Brain May prancing about on her roof. 28 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,467 Now, look at my lot. 29 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:11,733 We know how to throw a proper fucking party. 30 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,733 Define love. 31 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,500 That's what old big ears said on TV. 32 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,333 Not Noddy's mate, the future king of England. 33 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:28,400 It's a first warning shot across 18-year-old [inaudible],, 34 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:32,300 the all might not be perfect in her princess fairytale. 35 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,033 If only she bailed there and then, eh? 36 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:39,167 It's a tricky concept though, love. 37 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,367 I've always been a bit of a romantic, you know? 38 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:46,200 Got a dreamy vision of a perfect partnership. 39 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,833 A love that can't be kept quiet. 40 00:01:49,933 --> 00:01:51,567 True love surely proclaims itself. 41 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,600 Who you gonna be? 42 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:02,933 Hannibal Lecter? 43 00:02:03,033 --> 00:02:04,700 Real, for fuck's sake. 44 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,667 Ronnie Biggs? 45 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,200 That's too tame. 46 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,433 Uh, Reggie Kray? 47 00:02:09,533 --> 00:02:13,967 Maybe Jack the Ripper can beast my ringpiece today? 48 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,067 Shane! 49 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,433 Shane? 50 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:22,333 Shane. 51 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:29,000 Salmonella Sam will not move to that corner plot. 52 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,867 Fat bastard. 53 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:32,233 Does he know who you are? 54 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:35,833 He will do, when he's force-fed his own burgers. 55 00:02:35,933 --> 00:02:36,767 Give us five. 56 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:37,667 Hurry up. 57 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,567 Helium's leaked from someone's balloon. 58 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:53,067 Yeah. shagging like a serial killer often ruins the moment. 59 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,667 You leave me no option. 60 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,233 Eeny meeny miney mo. 61 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:24,000 Hey, your girlfriend's outside. 62 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,533 She's a mate. 63 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:28,067 Oh, I wouldn't have you down as nervous with the ladies. 64 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,967 Little stud muffin, our Ches. 65 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:32,133 Bangs plenty of birds. 66 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:33,800 We're not even compatible. 67 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,867 Oh, compatible. 68 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:36,833 What? 69 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:39,100 She's not blond and stupid? 70 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,133 And I'm not a lanky brainbox. 71 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:43,967 Hey, one stop shop is only a good plan 72 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,800 if they ever get served. 73 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,733 For your strength. 74 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,233 What's that you keep necking? 75 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,600 There are certain questions you should never ask a lady. 76 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,700 Don't worry. 77 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,333 I'll treat you to that. 78 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:42,500 Oh, thanks. 79 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,500 4 pound. 80 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:51,800 Are you going to Shane's festival? 81 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,767 I'll be selling scran on a stall. 82 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:54,700 Are you? 83 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,667 It depends. 84 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:57,967 Letitia and Aidan are. 85 00:04:58,067 --> 00:04:59,067 I was-- 86 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:02,933 What? 87 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,000 Check the sell by. 88 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,533 It was the last day. 89 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:07,633 One day over. 90 00:05:14,533 --> 00:05:17,167 A refund won't clear up the thrush it's given me. 91 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:18,233 How's my cider-- 92 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,100 Mom. 93 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,733 We were low anyway. 94 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:35,700 You coming? 95 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,167 Mary Mae? 96 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,300 The festival gives him something to look forward to. 97 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,867 Money well spent if it takes his mind off his dad for a night. 98 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:56,733 Hard to get excited when you've done the legendary gigs, 99 00:05:56,833 --> 00:06:03,000 you know, Pistols, in Free Trade Hall, Spike Island, Woodstock. 100 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,567 Two Malibu's, Mimi. 101 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,967 Scouse Mouse actually smashed it at Creamfields. 102 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:12,900 I bet he did, at a hundred grand a gig. 103 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,633 Well, he's doing this one for his exes. 104 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:16,233 Northern lad, given a bit back. 105 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,300 DJ's are fucking fraudsters. 106 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,933 Robbing a living playing other people's records. 107 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:22,400 No wonder he wears a mask. 108 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,233 How many? 109 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,267 2,000 T's, 1,000 others. 110 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:27,233 You do realize that not every single punter 111 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,567 buys a souvenir, Shane. 112 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:29,800 You never know, do ya? 113 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,967 And what's left, we can just stick online, can't we? 114 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:34,233 An I was there event. 115 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,933 We sold 150 more tickets this morning. 116 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:40,000 Promote it, and they will come. 117 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,500 How's the stalking going? 118 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,900 You didn't ask him out? 119 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,833 I knew she wouldn't. 120 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:49,833 Mommy wouldn't approve. 121 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:51,233 I was going to actually, but-- 122 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,467 Of course, you were. 123 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:53,800 Can't believe I'm so embarrassed by it. 124 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,733 I left the playground two years ago. 125 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:56,733 Hang on a sec. 126 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,467 How long have you known Chesney? 127 00:06:58,567 --> 00:07:01,000 Almost six months. 128 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:04,233 Six months is the maximum you can stay his friend. 129 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:08,333 After that, there's no chance of you going out together. 130 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,100 Is that what happened to us? 131 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,833 You had your chance. 132 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:12,967 It's now or never. 133 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,267 Those magazines are full of shit. 134 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:21,900 We've got 10 keys of skunk, 2,000 E's, 500 trips. 135 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,067 No crack? 136 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:24,000 No, no, no. 137 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:24,900 Wrong vibe. 138 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,133 Three key of Charlie. 139 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,567 Our security won't fuck about. 140 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,800 Everyone searched, everything confiscated. 141 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,667 Plenty of signs to warn them? 142 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:33,500 They buy off us. 143 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,167 How much to pitch a brothel tent at this festival of yours? 144 00:07:36,267 --> 00:07:38,300 As much as i back legalization, 145 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,833 I doubt my license will stretch that far. 146 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:40,767 So what? 147 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:42,000 You're selling drugs. 148 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,700 Which is a lot more discreet than a tent 149 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,833 full of half naked birds selling noshes for a score. 150 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,000 What about the police protection? 151 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,867 Huh? 152 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:52,200 What she going on about? 153 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:56,200 He shags his copper, green lights all the way. 154 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,967 Tell me she's joking. 155 00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,667 No hookers allowed. 156 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,233 She's the liaison officer. 157 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,967 She has to be on site, don't she? 158 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,233 It's a condition of the license. 159 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,300 I'm not shagging her. 160 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:13,567 [groaning] 161 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,433 [sniffing] 162 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,933 Oh. 163 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,200 Breath it in, you worthless scum. 164 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,333 Right in. 165 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:34,967 You dirty bitch. 166 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:37,900 Again. 167 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,433 Tell me how it smells. 168 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:42,733 Like a-- 169 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:43,933 Yeah. 170 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:45,367 Herb. 171 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:49,900 A mucky stinking pig's ass. 172 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,233 How dirty is it? 173 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:54,367 Fuck me, yeah, yeah, it's pretty disgusting. 174 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,400 Louder. 175 00:08:56,500 --> 00:09:00,767 It's like a dirty, grassy slags brown shithole. 176 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:02,233 Yeah. 177 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,233 Yeah. 178 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,633 Oh. 179 00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:06,633 Oh, yeah. 180 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:27,900 Do you ever like it like normal sex? 181 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,800 - What does that constitute? - I don't know. 182 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:33,167 Just regular sex. 183 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:37,867 Naked, no shouting insults, slapping. 184 00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:40,167 Look, if you're after the cozy comforts 185 00:09:40,267 --> 00:09:43,733 of a generic girlfriend, you might want to look elsewhere. 186 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,467 I don't want to look elsewhere. 187 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:56,800 Shane-a-delica's bang on track, you know? 188 00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,500 3,000 tickets almost gone. 189 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,067 Listen, you, um, you know Mom and Jamie 190 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:05,367 are going to be there, yeah? 191 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:06,933 Don't worry. 192 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,167 i can be almost invisible. 193 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:31,267 Forgive him, Father, he knows not what he does. 194 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,800 You swore you called it off. 195 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,600 I told you, she all right. 196 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,967 She helped with the licensing application. 197 00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:44,233 Too right she did, while they're planning a raid. 198 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,667 No way. 199 00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:46,733 It's a festival. 200 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,133 She knows that means drugs. 201 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,667 She smokes weed. 202 00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:51,567 Wise up, sunshine. 203 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,600 What do you think that bizzie sees in you? 204 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,533 You wash in a stream. 205 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:59,667 It doesn't matter if he baths in asses' milk. 206 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:00,733 Maguire. 207 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,000 Crime family. 208 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,433 You don't think that rings any alarm bells? 209 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,967 You think I'm having anything to do with this festival, 210 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,167 and laying all that gear on, while you've 211 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:10,733 got an odd lot in your feather? 212 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:13,067 You must be off your rocker. 213 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,100 So what you saying? 214 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,333 You get rid. 215 00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:20,233 Right now. 216 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:32,900 I don't care what she is. 217 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,200 You don't get to tell me what to do anymore. 218 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,667 I noticed Ken the Dog and his pitbull 219 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,900 sniffing around the field. 220 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,267 I need security. 221 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,567 How about Mimi and Jamie? 222 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,800 They're out. 223 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,733 How come? 224 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,833 I told them about us. 225 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:15,867 What? 226 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,733 No more hiding, sneaking around. 227 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:18,833 Shane. 228 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,500 They thought you were undercover. 229 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,867 How stupid can you be? 230 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,000 What part of undercover wears a uniform 231 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,367 and drives a car with a flashing light? 232 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,633 Double bluff? 233 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:30,000 Fuck's sake. 234 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,100 I thought you'd be happy? 235 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,833 Well, we can be normal now. 236 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:37,467 Obviously, keep it on the low from your side of things, but-- 237 00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:40,000 What the fuck is it with you and normal? 238 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,700 Normal sex, normal girlfriend, Jesus. 239 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,533 Fucking hanging. 240 00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,333 She makes my skin crawl. 241 00:12:58,433 --> 00:12:59,967 She's really pretty though. 242 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,267 That's garnish. 243 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,000 The only way I'd serve a plod is by slapping it 244 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,233 at the same time. 245 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,467 Maybe he pretends she's a strip-o-gram? 246 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,233 Or that. 247 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,467 He must be smitten though. 248 00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:10,367 What a bell end. 249 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,133 What? 250 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:30,600 A mother's sixth sense kicks in around boy trouble. 251 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,900 Someone from college, I hope? 252 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,433 As if. 253 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,533 I'm here to talk whenever you're ready. 254 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,633 Some sensitive soul, no doubt? 255 00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:43,800 From your English class? 256 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:54,633 And what's wrong with Chesney? 257 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,167 Some out-of-date cider didn't agree with her. 258 00:13:57,267 --> 00:14:00,100 And she's convinced that every Asian shopkeeper launders 259 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,567 money from smuggling heroin. 260 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,467 Sneaky ways to get in his head and turn him on? 261 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:08,967 They're full of shit. 262 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,333 It's interesting. 263 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,333 When a man is scared, testosterone and adrenalin 264 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:14,367 increase. 265 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,133 It's the same as arousal if a woman's 266 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:17,400 there when's he's frightened. 267 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,367 He puts the hormone increase down to her. 268 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,700 He fancies her. 269 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,867 So there you go. 270 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,400 Just be there when he shits himself. 271 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,067 "Crime and Punishment," one of the greatest 272 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,800 novels of all time. 273 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,300 Notes are at the back. 274 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,400 A shortcut to pretend you've got a clue about literature. 275 00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,367 Looks like someone could use a hand? 276 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,033 Feel free if you know what you're doing. 277 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,567 I'm next. 278 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,467 Do you pay? 279 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:52,500 On principle. 280 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,533 Yo, yo, yo. 281 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:57,400 Staff only back here. 282 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,100 Consider it part of my trial run. 283 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,400 And who says we need an assistant? 284 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:06,633 If you keep going missing, they can't serve themselves. 285 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,200 Probationary period only. 286 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,167 And this, out of bounds. 287 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,333 Thanks for sticking with us. 288 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,800 Beer's legal. 289 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,867 It's going to be mental. 290 00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,400 Everyone needs a drink. 291 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,933 No point in cutting your nose off just to spite your face. 292 00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,067 Their loss. 293 00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,433 [knocking] 294 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,600 Who'd rob this dump? 295 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,033 Not the best of signs. 296 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:08,367 Not everyone's as hard as our Stella. 297 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,233 Chesney will shit himself. 298 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,200 Grip you there and then on the shop floor. 299 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:19,800 Get on the floor. 300 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,967 Fucking do it. 301 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,600 Well, no one better get hurt. 302 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,833 Assault with a deadly accent. 303 00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:28,900 This stops you getting hurt. 304 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 May the force be with you. 305 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:42,933 I thought the Dog was lifed-up for killing that plain one. 306 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,333 New evidence came to light. 307 00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,233 Bet his security don't come cheap? 308 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,567 Well, you get him for free if they 309 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:49,700 do the drug dealing as well. 310 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,900 That's a liberty. 311 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,633 I thought that was your biggest earner? 312 00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:55,200 Well, thanks to your dearests, what choice did I have? 313 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,533 No security, no festival. 314 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,600 Why is that out of bounds? 315 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,833 It's Remona's lab. 316 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,067 What does she need a lab for? 317 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,700 For when she has to concentrate. 318 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,133 I'm off to pray. 319 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,967 Ches? 320 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,367 Like these words aren't long enough. 321 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,200 What? 322 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,900 We just prepare doses of ready-made pills, creams. 323 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,100 So? 324 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,067 You don't need any of this. 325 00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,500 I got a chemistry set one Christmas. 326 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,567 It was a hobby. 327 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,600 Hobbies like this will get you banged up. 328 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,433 She's at it, Ches. 329 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,133 If this gets found on your premises, 330 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,833 criminal asset's will take the shop. 331 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,100 Think about it, Chesney. 332 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,167 Patreesha's at the Jockey. 333 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,500 Would you mind if I wear the coat? 334 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,267 I don't know if it will work on Ches, 335 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,700 but I'm getting a hard on. 336 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,633 Right. 337 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,300 Just scare him, right? 338 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,500 I'm nervous. 339 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,567 Get in there. What? 340 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,467 What? 341 00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,500 Glad I pulled out of money-lending. 342 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,833 You know, old women getting whacked. 343 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,667 I did "Crime and Punishment' for A-level. 344 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,733 You never said if you were going to the festival. 345 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,333 I think so. 346 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,633 Leticia got VIP passes, so-- 347 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:16,867 Great. 348 00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:20,100 I'll buy you a drink? 349 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,300 What about the stall? 350 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,900 I'll get Remona or Avril to cover me. 351 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,267 Is this your way of asking me out? 352 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,200 Might be. 353 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,867 Are you OK? 354 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,300 Don't fucking move. 355 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,200 Stop. 356 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,000 Stop. 357 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,333 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 358 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,800 What do you think you're doing? 359 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:43,867 No, no, it's OK. 360 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:45,100 - Fucking shut it. - I mean it. 361 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,100 Mary Mae, just chill. 362 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,233 Get on the floor. 363 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,067 Now. 364 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,033 Fucking do it. 365 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,600 I'm not getting on the-- 366 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,600 Stay down. 367 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,800 It's OK. 368 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,700 I'll get you the money. 369 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,933 Hey, hey, stay back. 370 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,400 The money, I'm on it. 371 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,867 Stay calm. 372 00:19:58,967 --> 00:19:59,967 Everyone just chill. 373 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,067 Yeah? 374 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,800 That's everything. 375 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,867 That's from my dad. 376 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,333 He wouldn't want it to cause you any danger. 377 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,033 I'm insured, it's OK. 378 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,000 It's all there. 379 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,333 Just go. 380 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:28,267 Now what? 381 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,167 Take it. 382 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:37,300 Hey, hey. 383 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,000 What do you think you're doing? 384 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,300 It's OK. 385 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,133 It's OK. 386 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:47,100 They've gone. 387 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,433 I've got ya. 388 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,500 I'm sorry if I've put it on you. 389 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,867 I just didn't want my mom fucking it up for us. 390 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,000 Did it for me, didn't you? 391 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,500 It's my lunch break. 392 00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:27,633 Then it's my turn to do something for you. 393 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,467 No, no props. 394 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,933 Serial killers? 395 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,033 No physical abuse. 396 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,633 Nice and steady. 397 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:54,533 Normal. 398 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:08,300 I guess a little tweak if it helps you. 399 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,233 OK. 400 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:24,967 Oh, yeah. 401 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,500 Shit. 402 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,433 Get fucked. 403 00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:33,067 What is wrong with you? 404 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:33,967 Just forget it. 405 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:35,067 It was a bad idea. 406 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,300 No, it was a fucking great idea 407 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,067 until your right hook got busy. 408 00:22:41,033 --> 00:22:42,767 No. I said leave it. 409 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:50,200 At least sniffing your ass won't leave a bruise, huh? 410 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,267 Fuck off, knobhead. 411 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,433 Come on, it was a joke. 412 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:53,233 Bad fucking taste. 413 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,800 Don't blame me for this. 414 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,400 Doing shit I don't want to do. 415 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,300 Oh, really, because, you know, I 416 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,300 love a flash of Fred West's kipper 417 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,500 when I'm on the money shot, me. 418 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,667 Absolutely love it. 419 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:06,667 What is wrong with you? 420 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:09,333 You had to fuck about. 421 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,100 What? 422 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,167 What did I do? 423 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,367 Us. 424 00:23:12,467 --> 00:23:13,967 It was all right until you messed 425 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:16,567 it up with your normal shit. 426 00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,000 I can't do this anymore. 427 00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:46,967 Who'd have thought? 428 00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:49,167 The Biggest gig of your life just a day away. 429 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,567 Most be serious shit. 430 00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:04,833 Six years with a psycho brass, now another mad bitch. 431 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,967 What does that say about me? 432 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:10,067 I look to the mother. 433 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,067 I can't stop fucking craving her. 434 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,067 I'm like some baghead. 435 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,000 Isn't that a good thing? 436 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,667 No, not when it makes you feel worse after. 437 00:24:18,767 --> 00:24:19,933 Dirty. 438 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:21,600 Worthless. 439 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,667 Because she's a copper? 440 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,933 I can live with that. 441 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,433 It's the shit that she says to me. 442 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,400 Does to me. 443 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,767 All the fucking filthy twisted shit. 444 00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:34,267 Scrapes away my self respect. 445 00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:38,067 That doesn't sound healthy. 446 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,633 She knows the lengths you went to. 447 00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:43,400 Splitting up your family. 448 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:47,600 I guess some people you'll never make happy. 449 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,100 You're better off out of it. 450 00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:55,600 I'm not even arsed about the readies. 451 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,767 There was a locket for her dad, and a watch from mine. 452 00:24:57,867 --> 00:25:00,567 They were using these toy thingies 453 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,833 to disguise their voices. 454 00:25:02,933 --> 00:25:04,500 They didn't go in there, mate. 455 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,400 An armed gang's targeting shops across east Manchester. 456 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,433 but this doesn't sound professional enough. 457 00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:11,600 Probably a couple of desperadoes. 458 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:12,500 Crackheads. 459 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,300 As ever. 460 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,567 I wouldn't hold out too much hope on the jewelry. 461 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:17,467 I'll be touch. 462 00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:21,433 See you later. 463 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:28,133 I can't believe he actually fucking shit himself. 464 00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:29,933 You had that gun in his face. 465 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,600 What the fuck was that? 466 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,500 It was good, wasn't it? 467 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,667 He proper shit himself. 468 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:34,567 Guns? 469 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:35,567 Yeah, that was my idea. 470 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,933 Then you're an idiot. 471 00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:39,200 Well, we had to make it look real to get him in the mood. 472 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,033 Yeah, and you had to take all his money too. 473 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:43,000 Well, how was we meant to know he'd be such a loser? 474 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,633 Oh, just take it, please. 475 00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:45,567 Take everything. 476 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,000 Only to protect me. 477 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,000 Well, where is it? 478 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,233 You'll have to give it all back. 479 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,967 Tell me you haven't-- 480 00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:57,700 Well, give me your share at least. 481 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,200 You let her spend it on those, and Chesney's a loser? 482 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,300 Well, I've got this. 483 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,600 All right, he's getting that back. 484 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,100 Slow down. 485 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,533 Let me get my dabs off first. 486 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,733 Where you gonna say you got it? 487 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:13,500 We're going for a drink tonight-- 488 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,900 So it worked. 489 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,333 He asked me out before you two came in and fucked it all up. 490 00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:18,400 Oh. 491 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,267 So you're going out tonight for a drink, 492 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:22,400 and you're going to tell him what? 493 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,167 The truth. 494 00:26:23,267 --> 00:26:24,067 You can't do that. 495 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,567 It was your idea as well. 496 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,300 We're all in this together. 497 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,933 We were in this together until you came in, started waving 498 00:26:31,033 --> 00:26:33,500 guns about, nearly gave Chesney a heart attack, 499 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:38,033 and then spent all this money on fucking trainers. 500 00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:39,400 I'm telling him tonight. 501 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,400 Fuck. 502 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,033 Who the fuck wants karaoke anyway when 503 00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:51,167 you got all these DJs playing. 504 00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:53,600 All the best festivals mix it up. 505 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,533 Different stages, tents. 506 00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:57,367 Are they even going to be able to hear it? 507 00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:58,267 Stop rabbiting. 508 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,567 It Ow. 509 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,367 Canine Ken. 510 00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:27,367 That slag you're shagging didn't look too happy. 511 00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:29,033 Was shagging. 512 00:27:29,133 --> 00:27:30,267 Not that it's fuck all to do with you. 513 00:27:30,367 --> 00:27:31,900 Don't get fucking smart. 514 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,133 You're supposed to have immunity. 515 00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:34,033 Police protection. 516 00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:35,900 You've got it yourself. 517 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,267 You'll smash it. 518 00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:40,933 I need better odds before my boys enter the fray. 519 00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:42,967 And I need security. 520 00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,733 Good luck finding some other nugget 521 00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:46,833 to send his men over the top. 522 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,500 You're going to do your bollocks on this. 523 00:27:51,067 --> 00:27:52,067 Fuck. 524 00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:58,467 Ken. 525 00:27:58,567 --> 00:27:59,533 Hey. 526 00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:00,433 Ken. 527 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Fuck. 528 00:28:15,533 --> 00:28:18,533 If you're up to no good, I want a piece. 529 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:21,300 Somebody's jumping to conclusions. 530 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,133 One of us knows what this is. 531 00:28:23,233 --> 00:28:26,100 Oh, go on then. 532 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,667 Mixing that with that gives the base 533 00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:31,700 mix for 4-methylmethcathinone. 534 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,700 MCAT? 535 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,600 Meow, Meow, on the street. 536 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,233 Come on. 537 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:38,500 Those police came in here, he'd lose the shop. 538 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,333 It's 5-methylmethcathinone oxide. 539 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:43,067 Which is? 540 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:45,967 All for me, and only me. 541 00:28:46,067 --> 00:28:48,967 Shifting four molecules creates an even mellower 542 00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:51,267 high that's perfectly legal. 543 00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:52,967 Well, I'll buy all you've got after today. 544 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:54,500 No chance. 545 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,533 The government makes something else illegal, it's my move. 546 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:00,667 Stay one step ahead. 547 00:29:00,767 --> 00:29:05,533 No dealing, no murky nether world, just my own supply. 548 00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,900 I hope you come in peace? 549 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,800 Thanks. 550 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:23,467 Not on duty. 551 00:29:23,567 --> 00:29:27,167 Can't we get a replacement officer? 552 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,233 Well, you're not content with scaring the security off, 553 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,933 you fucked with his head as well. 554 00:29:31,033 --> 00:29:32,233 Jeopardized everything. 555 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,067 One minute I'm being shoved under the covers, 556 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,167 now your his agony aunt. 557 00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:37,300 Shane's a very private man. 558 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,000 Divulging his pain is just a measure 559 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:40,500 of how much you mean to him. 560 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,600 You make it sound like there's a simple solution. 561 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:44,100 There is. 562 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,267 You take your aromatic asshole, and get out of his life. 563 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:49,500 Like you've any idea. 564 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,567 Any idea what he's put on the line for you? 565 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:53,800 A Maguire. 566 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,667 The gangster, macho, bullshit world 567 00:29:55,767 --> 00:29:58,200 he's from shaggy a copper. 568 00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:01,300 That gets even less respect than growing a handlebar mustache 569 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,100 and sucking off random cocks for a tenner on Canal Street. 570 00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,867 My favorite sister-in-law, fancy joining me? 571 00:30:22,967 --> 00:30:24,533 The inmates are getting restless. 572 00:30:24,633 --> 00:30:26,267 Billie's had to take a petrol can off one of them. 573 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:29,200 Thought he was going to burn the stage. 574 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,200 There's a mutiny brewing. 575 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:34,967 They'll all get refunds. 576 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:37,633 Come on, Shane, you get a grip. 577 00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:40,267 No security, Kaz, no festival. 578 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:41,800 The police will shut us down. 579 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,400 So you haven't sorted it? 580 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,467 Ken the Dog put the word out and naused 581 00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:46,600 the whole of Manchester. 582 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:47,567 Leeds? 583 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:48,967 London? 584 00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:50,767 Come on, he can't be that influential. 585 00:30:50,867 --> 00:30:53,200 Maybe, if there was more time. 586 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,233 Right. 587 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,833 Come on. 588 00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:57,533 I want to show you something. 589 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:10,400 Read Breathe it in. 590 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,767 That's what she says with my nose stuck right up her arse. 591 00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:14,867 Oh, dirty bitch. 592 00:31:14,967 --> 00:31:15,767 That's what I say. 593 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:16,700 Enough. 594 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,333 Look how far it stretches. 595 00:31:22,433 --> 00:31:25,233 Fatboy Slim started somewhere. 596 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:28,967 All those man hours, all the commerce, all the wages 597 00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:31,233 that are being earned. 598 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:34,400 Not to mention the buzz that's on Chatsworth. 599 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,367 All down to you. 600 00:31:37,467 --> 00:31:41,567 I appreciate the vision, but we're fucked regardless. 601 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,100 It all ends here. 602 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,267 Do you Stand by your copper? 603 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:52,633 All day. 604 00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:56,900 Convinced there's no double cross sting operation? 605 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 She won't do that. 606 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,267 Come on. 607 00:32:10,933 --> 00:32:12,533 Oh. 608 00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:13,867 Sorry. 609 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,733 Getting more like a scared rabbit as the night wears on. 610 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:17,733 Could be delayed shock. 611 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:18,667 No. 612 00:32:18,767 --> 00:32:19,833 I was OK before. 613 00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:21,600 Now I can't stop thinking about it. 614 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,133 Yeah. 615 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:26,567 It's a big deal though, like post-traumatic stress disorder. 616 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,500 I get dead worried now when she's late. 617 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,867 She's got to leave that sick bastard. 618 00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:34,700 Lays one more finger on her, I swear I'll-- 619 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,067 She's here. 620 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:39,200 Driver on the 105 got carted off by the police. 621 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,700 Micro camera on the step sending pantie picks 622 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,333 of schoolgirls and grannies to his smart phone. 623 00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:48,167 Present off Biddy for understanding 624 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:49,567 all that he's going through. 625 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,567 He's going through? 626 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,233 20 years of that [inaudible] teams to be 627 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:56,033 binned like an old flight. 628 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:57,467 Engraved. 629 00:32:57,567 --> 00:32:59,933 You ever get anything that spontaneous off your Kev? 630 00:33:00,033 --> 00:33:02,600 Not apart from a dose. 631 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,533 Drink? 632 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:04,433 Yeah. 633 00:33:07,967 --> 00:33:12,033 For fuck sake. This is hard work. 634 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:17,367 I know we said meal, but I might need a bit of quiet. 635 00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:18,633 Not that I'm pushing or anything. 636 00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:21,767 Oh, no, that would be lovely, because there's 637 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:22,733 something I need to tell you. 638 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:29,733 Couple more of these should sort out my Parkinson's. 639 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,500 Cheers. 640 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,867 Listen, I really need to tell you-- 641 00:33:33,967 --> 00:33:34,867 Hello. 642 00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:36,867 What? 643 00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:38,467 Woof Woof. 644 00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:39,700 What does that do? 645 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,200 Remona wolves it down, so it can't be that strong. 646 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,500 Says it takes the edge off. 647 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:51,967 Cheers. 648 00:33:52,067 --> 00:33:53,067 Cheers. 649 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,333 Hey, Squirrel Nutkin must be bored in his woodland glade. 650 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,700 However many security that buys me. 651 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,067 Where's Ken the Dog? 652 00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:17,500 Doesn't matter. 653 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,933 Who's doing the drugs. 654 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:21,533 Nobody. 655 00:34:21,633 --> 00:34:23,200 It'll be a free for all. 656 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,600 As long as I've got security to cover 657 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:28,233 the main gates and crowd control, it doesn't matter. 658 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,300 No drug sales, you lose out money, mate. 659 00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:37,033 Is your bird going to be there? 660 00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:39,067 That's over. 661 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:40,833 Sense at last? 662 00:34:40,933 --> 00:34:41,767 But she'll be on site. 663 00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,967 You trust her? 664 00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:47,400 Well, you fucking better. 665 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,767 What's the problem? 666 00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:03,333 Only if we get to keep the lot. 667 00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:04,267 No problem. 668 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,067 You need Me earn some sort of drink for the amount of effort 669 00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:09,967 you've put in. 670 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,133 What I need is security. 671 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,700 You've got them. 672 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,633 Drink? 673 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:48,200 I'll refrain from offering a cup of tea 674 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:51,133 until you explain the dress code. 675 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,533 I'm really sorry. 676 00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:54,600 What were you doing? 677 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,233 I can't really remember. 678 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,133 Sorry. 679 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:15,333 I said, they were mine. 680 00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:35,567 Did you shag him? 681 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:36,967 Did you tell him? 682 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,500 Whoa, whoa. 683 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,900 I didn't-- no and yes. 684 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,500 I think I did. 685 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,300 Shit. 686 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,300 Nice one. 687 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,933 No wonder he didn't shag you. 688 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:50,833 Oh, we were proper fucked. 689 00:36:50,933 --> 00:36:56,100 I can't really remember much. 690 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,700 So you might not have told him? 691 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,400 Well, you still got the watch? 692 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,367 Fuck sake. 693 00:37:05,467 --> 00:37:06,933 What did he say this morning? 694 00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:08,233 Is he going to call the police? 695 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,000 I didn't see him this morning. 696 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,467 [cellphone dinging] 697 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:16,900 A text from Mom, you're dead. 698 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,333 He's told her. 699 00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:19,300 Great. 700 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,100 Let's go. 701 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,967 He's probably going to hate me. 702 00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:26,433 [ringing] 703 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:27,433 She's ringing. 704 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:28,333 Well, come on. 705 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,033 - Avril - Pick up. 706 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,233 Please, Avril. 707 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,733 Wait till I get my hands on her. 708 00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:41,833 Don't make it worse. 709 00:37:41,933 --> 00:37:43,133 She could have got herself shot. 710 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:44,433 They were toy guns. 711 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:46,267 The police, mistakes, it happens all the time. 712 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,267 She knows I'm a liar, thinks I'm stupid, 713 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:49,500 don't make me a grass as well. 714 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,433 Sorry, Ches. 715 00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:03,100 Shane warned you. 716 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,533 I'm here for the music. 717 00:38:04,633 --> 00:38:05,967 He can't take the risk. 718 00:38:06,067 --> 00:38:06,867 I want a refund. 719 00:38:06,967 --> 00:38:08,000 Do one, Lillian. 720 00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,933 Oh, shit, another text from Mom. 721 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,733 You can't hide forever. 722 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:23,967 Well, at least he hasn't told the police. got to admit, 723 00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:25,267 it was easy. 724 00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:26,567 It's not really a viable career path though. 725 00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:28,700 Just go and talk to him. 726 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,200 At least we'd know where we stand. 727 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:33,767 I'm too embarrassed to think about it. 728 00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:37,967 What time is Scouse Mouse on? 729 00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:39,933 At last. 730 00:38:40,033 --> 00:38:42,567 Bonnie and Snide. 731 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:43,533 Had a productive day? 732 00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,233 What you doing back here? 733 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,500 It's the party of the century. 734 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,267 Get involved. 735 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,500 You want a pill? - No. 736 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,333 You're all right. 737 00:38:58,433 --> 00:38:59,500 You're messing with my mojo. 738 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,133 I fucked things up. 739 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:07,467 With the boy. 740 00:39:07,567 --> 00:39:09,300 Who? 741 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,267 Chesney. 742 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:11,067 Fuck off. 743 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:12,167 You're well too fit for him. 744 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,700 What could you do to put him off? 745 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:19,633 I got Leticia and Aidan to rob his shop with guns. 746 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:20,533 So? 747 00:39:20,633 --> 00:39:21,633 He'll forgive you. 748 00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:23,000 Men are easy. 749 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,433 Shane's been shagging a fucking pig. 750 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,667 All you've done is armed robbery. 751 00:39:25,767 --> 00:39:26,600 You'll be sweet. 752 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:40,133 Cheers, nice one. 753 00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:41,433 A couple of volunteers. 754 00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:43,133 I could do with it. 755 00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:46,167 Here, and at shop, until they pay every penny off. 756 00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:47,500 Mary Mae not coming? 757 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,500 Still in the karaoke. 758 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,767 - I'll go get her. - Oh, no, no. 759 00:39:49,867 --> 00:39:50,667 It's OK. 760 00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:57,633 She's still mad for you. 761 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,000 (SINGING) On the day that you were born, 762 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,967 the angels got together and decided 763 00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:12,367 to create a dream come true. 764 00:40:12,467 --> 00:40:14,967 So they sprinkled moondust in your hair-- 765 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:15,967 I'm sorry. 766 00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:17,033 I'm sorry. 767 00:40:23,067 --> 00:40:27,667 (SINGING) And I get get sick when I'm around, 768 00:40:27,767 --> 00:40:34,033 I can't stand to be around, I hate everything about you. 769 00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:39,000 Everything about you. 770 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:48,667 What time is Scouse Mouse on? 771 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:49,633 Not long. 772 00:40:49,733 --> 00:40:50,633 Are we getting it? 773 00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:51,533 We're doing good. 774 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:58,033 I tell you what, this gaff's run sweet as a nut tonight. 775 00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:58,933 Whoa, whoa. 776 00:40:59,033 --> 00:41:00,333 Feds, 3 o'clock. 777 00:41:00,433 --> 00:41:01,467 I told you to stay offside. 778 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:08,367 Doing good. 779 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,100 Well done. 780 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,033 Appreciate it. 781 00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:12,367 I knew you would. 782 00:41:12,467 --> 00:41:14,800 Haven't you got a job to do? 783 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:16,267 It's all going well. 784 00:41:16,367 --> 00:41:21,167 Everyone happy, everything self-contained. 785 00:41:21,267 --> 00:41:23,167 Discretion applied and a blind eye 786 00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:27,100 turned regarding certain expected festival behavior. 787 00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:46,533 Sorry. 788 00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:47,533 Me too. 789 00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:13,900 Don't be scared. 790 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,467 I can't help it. 791 00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:17,467 Trust me. 792 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,933 How did you know? 793 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:02,200 Know what? 794 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:06,300 That it would be that good? 795 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,767 I wish I could claim the credit. 796 00:43:10,867 --> 00:43:13,333 So honest and pure. 797 00:43:13,433 --> 00:43:14,300 Thank you. 798 00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:22,833 SHANE (VOICEOVER): If it's right, 799 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:28,233 love, you nurture each other's hopes 800 00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:31,233 and encourage one another's ambitions. 801 00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:33,967 You're always there to pick up your true love 802 00:43:34,067 --> 00:43:37,400 when he or she stumbles. 803 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:40,400 The vast majority fall short of those youthful dreams, 804 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:43,467 and we won't get to play for United or win the Oscar, 805 00:43:43,567 --> 00:43:46,633 have a number one song, but that's all right. 806 00:43:46,733 --> 00:43:49,067 Because dreams shift and fade. 807 00:43:49,167 --> 00:43:52,800 Our happiness is defined in more wholesome ways. 808 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:55,133 Master of all he surveys? 809 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:56,700 Thanks to you. 810 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:05,167 Do you reckon Jamie would sniff my ass? 811 00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:06,967 Be a fool not to. 812 00:44:07,067 --> 00:44:10,933 Glastonbury, watch out. 813 00:44:11,033 --> 00:44:13,633 SHANE (VOICEOVER): It's built around family 814 00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:15,100 and old friends and loyalty. 815 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:23,167 And if we're lucky, that true love stays by our side, 816 00:44:23,267 --> 00:44:27,933 becomes our ballast, and the roots 817 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:29,933 of our shared histories intertwine 818 00:44:30,033 --> 00:44:31,967 and grow stronger by the day. 819 00:44:32,067 --> 00:44:33,433 SHANE'S OFFICER: Hi. 820 00:44:33,533 --> 00:44:37,167 Um, it's me, just wanted to say thanks for last night. 821 00:44:37,267 --> 00:44:39,700 I just wanted to say, I've been thinking I can't tell 822 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,400 you how much you mean to me. 823 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,300 Did I thank you for last night? 824 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,567 I can;t wait to be with you. 825 00:44:44,667 --> 00:44:46,467 I've never felt this way about anyone before. 826 00:44:46,567 --> 00:44:48,033 Hi, big boy, it's me, just wondering-- 827 00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:49,300 I really need to speak to you actually. 828 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,167 Oh my God, I'm going crazy. 829 00:44:51,267 --> 00:44:52,867 I miss you so much. 830 00:44:52,967 --> 00:44:55,833 A little tickle, that would be nice. 831 00:44:55,933 --> 00:44:56,933 Bye. 832 00:44:57,033 --> 00:44:58,000 Mwah. 833 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:04,200 I've decided that this is our song. 834 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:06,367 I'm gonna turn it up. 835 00:45:06,467 --> 00:45:09,767 [theme music] 836 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:53,067 Mate, bring the Bentley. 837 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,300 Get me out of this fucking shithole. 838 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,833 Would you sign my tits Mr. Mouse? 839 00:45:59,933 --> 00:46:02,433 Is that you, Robbie?