1 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,828 Hello, stranger. 2 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:13,229 Sorry. Looking for a cigarette. 3 00:03:14,136 --> 00:03:15,467 I've given up. 4 00:03:18,173 --> 00:03:19,539 Thank you. 5 00:03:21,878 --> 00:03:24,108 - Got to be somewhere? - Work. 6 00:03:25,649 --> 00:03:27,640 You didn't fancy my sandwiches? 7 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:30,379 - Don't eat fish. - Why not? 8 00:03:31,255 --> 00:03:32,950 Fish piss in the sea. 9 00:03:33,457 --> 00:03:36,290 - So do children. - Don't eat children, either. 10 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:39,084 What's your work? 11 00:03:39,162 --> 00:03:41,323 I'm sort of a journalist. 12 00:03:41,665 --> 00:03:44,499 - What sort? - I write obituaries. 13 00:03:56,481 --> 00:03:58,643 Are we in for a long wait? 14 00:04:00,753 --> 00:04:02,880 She was 21 when she came in. 15 00:04:05,257 --> 00:04:06,747 Does it hurt? 16 00:04:07,459 --> 00:04:08,790 I'll live. 17 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:12,364 Do you want me to put your leg up? 18 00:04:12,432 --> 00:04:13,989 Yes, please. 19 00:04:28,816 --> 00:04:30,807 Who cut off your crusts? 20 00:04:31,252 --> 00:04:32,241 Me. 21 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,255 Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy? 22 00:04:35,323 --> 00:04:38,691 - Yes, I believe she did. - You should eat your crusts. 23 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,961 You should stop smoking. 24 00:04:42,496 --> 00:04:43,987 How long was I out? 25 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,626 - About 10 seconds. - Then what? 26 00:04:47,903 --> 00:04:49,894 You came to. You focused on me. 27 00:04:49,972 --> 00:04:52,668 You said, "Hello, stranger." 28 00:04:52,741 --> 00:04:54,300 What a floozy. 29 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:58,211 The cabbie crossed himself, he went, "Thank fuck. I thought I'd killed her." 30 00:04:58,281 --> 00:05:00,647 I said, "Let's get her to a hospital." He hesitated. 31 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:04,016 I think he thought there'd be paperwork and he'd be held responsible. 32 00:05:04,087 --> 00:05:07,545 So I said with a slight sneer, "Please just drop us at the hospital." 33 00:05:07,623 --> 00:05:09,216 Show me the sneer. 34 00:05:10,159 --> 00:05:12,127 Very good, buster. 35 00:05:13,197 --> 00:05:14,686 Thank you. 36 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:25,738 - I told you, I've given up. - Try harder. 37 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:27,367 You live here? 38 00:05:27,778 --> 00:05:29,973 Just arrived from New York. 39 00:05:30,682 --> 00:05:32,616 Taking a vacation? 40 00:05:32,684 --> 00:05:34,585 I'm on an expedition. 41 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:37,018 Where's your baggage? 42 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:40,887 - Where are you staying? - I'm a waif. 43 00:05:43,529 --> 00:05:45,018 A red bus. 44 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:51,100 Policeman or "bobby." Observe the distinctive helmet. 45 00:05:52,738 --> 00:05:55,263 Saint Paul's Cathedral. Please note the famous dome. 46 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:59,176 - This is a truly magnificent tour. - It's the London tourists never get to see. 47 00:05:59,246 --> 00:06:02,079 - What's this? - I've no idea. 48 00:06:22,838 --> 00:06:26,604 They're all people who died saving the lives of others. 49 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:30,177 I've been here before. 50 00:06:39,789 --> 00:06:42,622 Twenty years ago, we came here. 51 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:47,853 My mother's dead. My father and I came here the afternoon she died. 52 00:06:49,599 --> 00:06:53,296 She was a smoker. She died in the hospital, actually. 53 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:56,099 - Is your father still alive? - Hanging on. 54 00:06:56,539 --> 00:06:57,837 He's in a home. 55 00:06:58,475 --> 00:07:01,741 - You're late for work. - You saying you want me to go? 56 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,712 I'm saying you're late for work. 57 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:06,975 How did you end up writing obituaries? 58 00:07:07,284 --> 00:07:11,414 Well, I had dreams of being a writer, but I had no voice. 59 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,423 What am I saying? I had no talent. 60 00:07:14,493 --> 00:07:18,759 So I ended up in obituaries, which is the Siberia of journalism. 61 00:07:18,997 --> 00:07:22,695 Tell me what you do. I want to imagine you in Siberia. 62 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:24,098 Really? 63 00:07:27,006 --> 00:07:29,839 We call it "the obits page." 64 00:07:30,877 --> 00:07:33,711 There's three of us: Me, Graham, and Harry. 65 00:07:34,313 --> 00:07:38,444 When I get to work, without fail... Are you sure you want to know? 66 00:07:39,485 --> 00:07:43,582 Well, if someone important died, we go to the "deep freeze"... 67 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:50,587 which is a computer file... 68 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:53,930 with all the obituaries, and we find the dead person's life. 69 00:07:54,002 --> 00:07:56,663 People's obituaries are written while they're still alive? 70 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,330 Some people's. 71 00:07:58,907 --> 00:08:01,967 Then Harry, he's the editor, decides who we'll lead with. 72 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:04,238 Then we make calls, check facts. 73 00:08:04,312 --> 00:08:08,875 At 6:00, we stand around the computer and look at the next day's page... 74 00:08:09,684 --> 00:08:11,982 and make final changes. 75 00:08:12,321 --> 00:08:15,119 Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement. 76 00:08:15,191 --> 00:08:16,522 Such as? 77 00:08:18,795 --> 00:08:22,992 "He was a convivial fellow." Meaning he was an alcoholic. 78 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:27,167 "He valued his privacy." Gay. 79 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,401 "He enjoyed his privacy." Raging queen. 80 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:33,667 What would my euphemism be? 81 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:37,636 - "She was disarming." - That's not a euphemism. 82 00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:40,005 Yes, it is. 83 00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:51,928 - What were you doing in New York? - You know. 84 00:08:55,066 --> 00:08:59,470 Well, no, I don't. What, were you studying? 85 00:08:59,638 --> 00:09:00,935 Stripping. 86 00:09:02,407 --> 00:09:04,638 Look at your little eyes. 87 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:07,609 I can't see my little eyes. 88 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,542 Why did you leave? 89 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,146 Problems with a male. 90 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,084 - Boyfriend? - Kind of. 91 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,491 And you left him, just like that? 92 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:26,590 It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." 93 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,864 - Supposing you do still love them? - You don't leave. 94 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,867 - You've never left somebody you still love? - No. 95 00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:39,337 This is me. 96 00:09:45,754 --> 00:09:47,416 Enjoy your stay. 97 00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:51,921 Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right. 98 00:09:53,695 --> 00:09:54,788 Bye. 99 00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:09,511 Do you have a girlfriend? 100 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,211 Yeah. Ruth. 101 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:14,751 She's called Ruth. She's a linguist. 102 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:18,314 - What's your name? - Alice. 103 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:21,890 My name is Alice Ayres. 104 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,060 Good. 105 00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:33,332 I'm just gonna change the film. Are you okay for time? 106 00:10:37,476 --> 00:10:40,138 - Do you mind if I smoke? - If you must. 107 00:10:41,312 --> 00:10:43,838 - I don't have to. - Then don't. 108 00:10:55,962 --> 00:10:57,657 I liked your book. 109 00:10:58,565 --> 00:10:59,725 Thanks. 110 00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:04,535 - When's it published? - Next year. How come you've read it? 111 00:11:04,604 --> 00:11:07,836 Your publisher sent me a manuscript. I read it last night. 112 00:11:08,442 --> 00:11:10,376 You kept me up till 4:00. 113 00:11:11,412 --> 00:11:12,674 I'm flattered. 114 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,515 Is your heroine based on someone you know? 115 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:18,245 Yes. She's someone called Alice. 116 00:11:18,754 --> 00:11:21,245 How does she feel about you stealing her life? 117 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:22,790 Borrowing her life. 118 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:25,518 I'm dedicating the book to her. She's pleased. 119 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:35,802 Do you exhibit? 120 00:11:35,872 --> 00:11:38,773 Sometimes. I have a thing next year. 121 00:11:44,781 --> 00:11:46,112 Portraits? 122 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:50,779 - Of who? - Strangers. 123 00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:57,249 How do your strangers feel about you stealing their lives? 124 00:11:57,428 --> 00:11:58,827 Borrowing. 125 00:12:00,397 --> 00:12:01,763 Am I a stranger? 126 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,395 No. You're a job. 127 00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:08,363 And you're a sloucher. Sit up. 128 00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:16,480 You didn't find it obscene? 129 00:12:16,549 --> 00:12:18,140 - What? - The book. 130 00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:21,612 I thought it was accurate. 131 00:12:22,254 --> 00:12:23,721 About what? 132 00:12:23,989 --> 00:12:26,321 About sex. About love. 133 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,092 In what way? 134 00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:31,759 - You wrote it. - You read it till 4:00. 135 00:12:32,098 --> 00:12:35,157 Don't raise your eyebrows. It makes you look smug. 136 00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:46,742 - But you did like it? - Yes, but I could go off it. 137 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:54,518 Stand up. 138 00:13:00,795 --> 00:13:02,627 Any criticisms? 139 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,790 I'm not sure about the title. 140 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,426 Got a better one? 141 00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:09,837 The Aquarium. 142 00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:12,568 So you liked the filth. 143 00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:15,638 - You like aquariums. - Fish are therapeutic. 144 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,077 - Hang out in aquariums, do you? - When I can. 145 00:13:18,146 --> 00:13:19,978 Good for picking up strangers? 146 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,381 Photographing strangers. 147 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,359 Come here. 148 00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:52,310 You're beautiful. 149 00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:02,323 I don't kiss strange men. 150 00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:04,217 Neither do I. 151 00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:18,235 Do you and this Alice live together? 152 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,378 Yes. 153 00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,325 Are you married? 154 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,727 Yes. 155 00:15:38,964 --> 00:15:41,558 - No. Yes. - Which? 156 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,561 Separated. 157 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,829 - Do you have any children? - No. 158 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,897 - Would you like some? - Yes, but not today. 159 00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,974 Would Alice like children? 160 00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:54,536 She's too young. 161 00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:59,241 She works in a café near here. She's coming to meet me. 162 00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,419 Quite soon. 163 00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:06,423 Why are you wasting her time? 164 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,394 - You're judgmental. - You're devious. 165 00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:14,161 I'm not wasting her time. She's completely lovable. 166 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,065 And completely unleavable. 167 00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:20,164 And you don't want someone else getting their dirty hands on her. 168 00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:22,300 - Men are crap. - But all the same... 169 00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,004 They're still crap. 170 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,940 Your muse. 171 00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:32,310 - You've ruined my life. - You'll get over it. 172 00:16:40,863 --> 00:16:42,023 Dan. 173 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,631 Your shirt. 174 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,775 You all done? 175 00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,945 - How's the photographer? - Good. Professional. 176 00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:05,320 Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot. 177 00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:07,619 - What, female? - Americano. 178 00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,195 Come on. 179 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,003 Anna? 180 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,409 - Alice. - Hi. 181 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,475 - Sorry to interrupt. - No, we've just finished. 182 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,112 - Would you like some tea? - No, thanks. 183 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,987 I've been serving it all day. Can I use your loo? 184 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,993 Sure. Just through there. 185 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,866 She is beautiful. 186 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,996 - I've got to see you. - No. 187 00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:54,031 What's this? Patriotism? 188 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,939 - I don't want trouble. - I'm not trouble. 189 00:17:56,011 --> 00:17:57,409 You're taken. 190 00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,277 - I've got to see you. - Tough. 191 00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:04,010 - You kissed me. - What are you, 12? 192 00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:09,687 I'm a block of ice. 193 00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:14,825 Will you take my photo? 194 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:17,593 I've never been photographed by a professional before. 195 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,261 I'd really appreciate it. I can pay you. 196 00:18:20,336 --> 00:18:22,065 No, I'd like to. 197 00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:24,336 Only if you don't mind. 198 00:18:24,941 --> 00:18:26,135 Why should I? 199 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:28,200 Because you'll have to go away. 200 00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:31,111 We don't want him here while we're working, do we? 201 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:32,771 No, we don't. 202 00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:37,981 Right. I'll be in the pub on the corner. 203 00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,284 Have fun. 204 00:18:42,526 --> 00:18:43,858 Thank you. 205 00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:47,459 - Good luck with your exhibition. - Good luck with your book. 206 00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:05,177 So you've got an exhibition? 207 00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:07,277 Yeah. 208 00:19:11,825 --> 00:19:13,655 I read Dan's book. 209 00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:17,558 You've had quite a life. 210 00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:20,330 Thanks. 211 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:28,567 He said you work in a café? 212 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,539 I am a waitress. 213 00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:32,606 That's a temporary thing? 214 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:34,570 No. 215 00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:41,144 Why don't you come over here and sit? 216 00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:01,476 - You live here? - I do now. 217 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,541 Because you're single? 218 00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:06,411 Who was your last boyfriend? 219 00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:08,245 My husband. 220 00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:09,910 Was he English? 221 00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:12,949 - Very. - What happened to him? 222 00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,151 Someone younger. 223 00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:21,362 You've got a great face. 224 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,260 Doesn't everyone? 225 00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:27,126 I suppose so. 226 00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:28,562 I just... 227 00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:31,574 From the book, somehow I thought you'd be less... 228 00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,203 What? 229 00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:38,375 I don't know what, exactly. 230 00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:54,892 How do you feel about him using your life? 231 00:20:55,569 --> 00:20:58,037 It's really none of your business. 232 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,744 When he let me in downstairs... 233 00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:08,307 he had this look. 234 00:21:10,718 --> 00:21:13,152 I just listened to your conversation. 235 00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:19,826 I don't know what to say. 236 00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,495 I'm not a thief, Alice. 237 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,633 Do you want a drink? 238 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,200 I have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink. 239 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,109 Just take my picture. 240 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,328 Good. 241 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,355 Shit. 242 00:24:32,699 --> 00:24:34,530 What's the histology? 243 00:24:40,441 --> 00:24:41,771 Progressive? 244 00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:44,637 No. Sounds like an atrophy. 245 00:24:44,879 --> 00:24:46,539 Okay. Bye. 246 00:25:01,862 --> 00:25:03,194 Bollocks. 247 00:26:36,797 --> 00:26:38,128 Jesus. 248 00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:19,466 Anna? 249 00:29:23,643 --> 00:29:25,303 I got the coat. 250 00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:27,636 The white coat. 251 00:29:29,782 --> 00:29:31,113 So I see. 252 00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:34,518 I'm Larry. The doctor. 253 00:29:34,822 --> 00:29:36,118 Hello, Dr. Larry. 254 00:29:36,189 --> 00:29:39,125 Feel free to call me "The Sultan." 255 00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:47,934 I can't believe these things actually happen. 256 00:29:48,302 --> 00:29:50,770 I thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout. 257 00:29:50,838 --> 00:29:53,739 But you are bloody gorgeous. 258 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,301 Well, thank you. 259 00:29:58,446 --> 00:30:01,244 Fish. You gotta respect them. 260 00:30:02,585 --> 00:30:04,415 - Have you? - Of course. 261 00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:07,614 We were fish. Long ago. 262 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,924 Before we were apes. 263 00:30:13,629 --> 00:30:15,563 You mentioned a hotel. 264 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,556 No rush. 265 00:30:19,368 --> 00:30:22,668 Actually, there is. I've got to be in surgery by 3:00. 266 00:30:23,372 --> 00:30:27,002 - Are you having an operation? - No, I'm doing one. 267 00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:30,541 - Are you really a doctor? - I said I was. 268 00:30:31,715 --> 00:30:33,376 You are Anna? 269 00:30:35,686 --> 00:30:39,144 I'm sorry. Did I photograph you? 270 00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:41,116 Did we meet somewhere? 271 00:30:41,191 --> 00:30:44,855 Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the Net. 272 00:30:45,296 --> 00:30:47,822 - Excuse me? - You were up for it yesterday. 273 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:51,198 - Was I? - Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers. 274 00:30:52,171 --> 00:30:54,001 "Sit on my face. 275 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,736 - "Cum-hungry bitch." - Okay. 276 00:31:00,212 --> 00:31:02,407 Why do I feel like a pervert? 277 00:31:04,283 --> 00:31:07,811 I think you're the victim of a practical joke. 278 00:31:11,624 --> 00:31:14,218 - I am so sorry. - It's okay. 279 00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:19,525 No. 280 00:31:20,968 --> 00:31:23,596 We spoke on the Net last night. Now you've seen me... 281 00:31:23,671 --> 00:31:25,002 I wasn't on the Net last night. 282 00:31:25,072 --> 00:31:27,165 Where were you between 6:45 and 7:00 p. M? 283 00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:28,832 That's really none of your business. 284 00:31:28,909 --> 00:31:31,878 - Where were you? - On the Net, talking to you. 285 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,276 - Well, I was talking to someone. - Someone pretending to be me. 286 00:31:39,821 --> 00:31:42,415 I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf. 287 00:31:42,491 --> 00:31:45,551 - Who? - This guy I know. It's him. 288 00:31:45,627 --> 00:31:48,061 - No, I was talking to a woman. - How do you know? 289 00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:50,793 Believe me, she was a woman. I got a huge... 290 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:53,665 She was a... She wasn't, was she? 291 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,197 No. 292 00:31:55,571 --> 00:31:57,436 What a bastard. 293 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,608 How do you know him? 294 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,811 I don't really know him. I took his photograph for a book he wrote. 295 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:11,684 - I hope it sank without a trace. - It's on its way. 296 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,950 There is justice in the world. 297 00:32:14,491 --> 00:32:16,152 What's it called? 298 00:32:25,537 --> 00:32:26,970 The Aquarium. 299 00:32:27,037 --> 00:32:30,371 What a prick! He's advertising. 300 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,970 But why would he pretend to be you? 301 00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:37,404 I think he likes me. 302 00:32:37,515 --> 00:32:40,143 Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers? 303 00:32:40,218 --> 00:32:42,847 Extraordinary thing, the Internet. 304 00:32:43,055 --> 00:32:45,819 Possibility of genuine global communication. 305 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,352 The first great democratic medium. 306 00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:51,124 Absolutely. It's the future. 307 00:32:51,531 --> 00:32:53,863 Two guys wanking in cyberspace. 308 00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:56,030 He was the wanker. 309 00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:59,804 I'll say this for him, he can write. 310 00:33:01,408 --> 00:33:02,773 Is he in love with you? 311 00:33:02,843 --> 00:33:05,073 I don't know. No. 312 00:33:05,645 --> 00:33:08,479 - Are you in love with him? - I hardly know him. 313 00:33:08,549 --> 00:33:10,710 But you're sort of interested. 314 00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:13,184 I think he's interesting. 315 00:33:13,488 --> 00:33:15,956 No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos. 316 00:33:16,023 --> 00:33:17,923 Please. It's my birthday. 317 00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:19,286 Really? 318 00:33:20,095 --> 00:33:21,357 Really. 319 00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:37,042 Happy birthday. 320 00:33:40,216 --> 00:33:41,274 Thank you. 321 00:33:41,985 --> 00:33:44,783 This man comes into the café today and he says: 322 00:33:44,854 --> 00:33:47,949 "Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?" 323 00:33:48,424 --> 00:33:49,756 Funny guy. 324 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:53,685 So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here... 325 00:33:54,131 --> 00:33:57,658 "and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that." 326 00:33:58,069 --> 00:33:59,558 What did he do? 327 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,197 Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 328 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,186 - I'm waiting for you. - To do what? 329 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,722 Leave me. 330 00:34:20,693 --> 00:34:24,561 I'm not going to leave you. I totally love you. Why is this? 331 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:28,759 Please let me come. I want to be there for you. 332 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:32,302 - Are you ashamed of me? - Of course not. I told you... 333 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,771 - I want to be alone. - Why? 334 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,434 To grieve. 335 00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:40,703 To think. 336 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:46,446 - I love you. Why won't you let me? - It's only a weekend. 337 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,984 Why won't you let me love you? 338 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,890 Buster. 339 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,699 Let's go to this thing... 340 00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:04,633 then I'll get my train. I'll be away one night. 341 00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:07,636 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 342 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,670 Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them? 343 00:36:05,972 --> 00:36:07,302 Like it? 344 00:36:10,076 --> 00:36:11,407 No. 345 00:36:13,513 --> 00:36:15,572 What were you so sad about? 346 00:36:16,517 --> 00:36:18,883 - Life. - What's that, then? 347 00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:25,090 So what do you reckon, in general? 348 00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:27,257 You want to talk about art? 349 00:36:27,329 --> 00:36:30,729 I know it's vulgar to discuss The Work at an opening of The Work... 350 00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:32,925 but someone's got to do it. 351 00:36:34,936 --> 00:36:37,404 I'm serious. What do you think? 352 00:36:38,606 --> 00:36:40,095 It's a lie. 353 00:36:40,775 --> 00:36:44,404 It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully... 354 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,214 and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art... 355 00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:53,009 say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. 356 00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:55,580 But the people in the photos are sad... 357 00:36:56,459 --> 00:36:57,824 and alone. 358 00:36:57,893 --> 00:37:01,556 But the pictures make the world seem beautiful... 359 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:06,033 so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie. 360 00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:09,232 And everyone loves a big, fat lie. 361 00:37:09,673 --> 00:37:13,234 - I'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend. - Bastard. 362 00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,279 - Larry. - Alice. 363 00:37:18,382 --> 00:37:20,044 So you're Anna's boyfriend. 364 00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:21,983 A princess can kiss a toad. 365 00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:23,144 - Frog. - Toad. 366 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,384 - Frog. - Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same. 367 00:37:27,759 --> 00:37:30,251 So how long have you been seeing her? 368 00:37:30,329 --> 00:37:33,059 Four months. We're in the first flush. 369 00:37:33,765 --> 00:37:37,429 It's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her. 370 00:37:37,736 --> 00:37:39,966 - You shouldn't smoke. - Fuck off. 371 00:37:40,038 --> 00:37:42,598 I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that. 372 00:37:42,674 --> 00:37:44,574 - You want one? - No. 373 00:37:45,378 --> 00:37:47,038 Yes. No. 374 00:37:47,414 --> 00:37:49,108 Fuck it, yes. 375 00:37:49,883 --> 00:37:51,213 No. 376 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,209 I've given up. 377 00:37:56,556 --> 00:37:59,457 Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. 378 00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:02,222 - Any good? - Of course. 379 00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:04,821 It's about you, isn't it? 380 00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:08,495 - Some of me. - Oh? What did he leave out? 381 00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:11,465 The truth. 382 00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:14,101 Is he here, your bloke? 383 00:38:14,175 --> 00:38:17,269 Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird. 384 00:38:20,816 --> 00:38:22,716 My boyfriend's here. 385 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,379 He's here? Where? 386 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,383 There. 387 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:30,723 With Alice? 388 00:38:31,194 --> 00:38:33,355 I believe you're acquainted. 389 00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:40,465 - I've never seen him before. - No. 390 00:38:41,637 --> 00:38:43,036 But you've spoken. 391 00:38:43,372 --> 00:38:45,363 Well, conversed. 392 00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,803 - Corresponded. - I wrote to him? 393 00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:53,641 On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium. I happened to be there. 394 00:38:54,384 --> 00:38:56,181 Nice work, Cupid. 395 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:02,925 - We need to talk about this. - No, we don't. 396 00:39:03,061 --> 00:39:04,618 He's very pretty. 397 00:39:05,663 --> 00:39:08,325 She is very tall. 398 00:39:13,371 --> 00:39:15,305 So you're a stripper? 399 00:39:16,108 --> 00:39:17,267 Yeah. 400 00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:19,170 And? 401 00:39:42,069 --> 00:39:43,729 You take care, now. 402 00:39:44,105 --> 00:39:45,401 I will. 403 00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:47,239 You, too. 404 00:39:55,650 --> 00:39:58,141 That's the way it should be. 405 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,279 He's very funny. 406 00:40:08,363 --> 00:40:10,297 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 407 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,841 - Pleased with the success? - Yes, absolutely. 408 00:40:20,676 --> 00:40:22,668 Yours was the best. 409 00:40:23,146 --> 00:40:25,172 You were the belle of the bullshit. 410 00:40:25,249 --> 00:40:26,943 Who were those awful people? 411 00:40:27,016 --> 00:40:30,111 - Where do they come from? - Why should we care? 412 00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:37,694 - You get this one. You'll miss your train. - I'll be fine. 413 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,718 Come on, it's cold. 414 00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:48,068 I'll see you on Sunday. 415 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:54,901 Where to, love? 416 00:40:59,084 --> 00:41:00,245 Taxi! 417 00:41:11,397 --> 00:41:12,557 Sorry. 418 00:41:12,899 --> 00:41:15,561 Why don't you make up your bleeding mind? 419 00:41:21,173 --> 00:41:24,007 Thank you so much. I appreciate your coming. 420 00:41:24,077 --> 00:41:26,341 I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 421 00:41:26,413 --> 00:41:28,348 - Thanks. - Thanks very much. 422 00:41:31,752 --> 00:41:34,084 - I thought you'd gone. - I forgot this. 423 00:41:36,256 --> 00:41:40,193 So he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? 424 00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:43,231 - Obituarist? - Failed novelist, please. 425 00:41:44,065 --> 00:41:45,829 I was sorry about your book. 426 00:41:45,901 --> 00:41:48,062 Thanks. I blame the title. 427 00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:51,567 So we pull out our Christmas crackers with those appalling jokes. 428 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,336 My guy says, "Hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 429 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:57,902 "I've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice." 430 00:41:57,980 --> 00:42:00,779 So we go, "Okay, what's the joke?" And he says: 431 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,814 "It's based on A Christmas Carol... 432 00:42:02,886 --> 00:42:05,252 "which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas Day." 433 00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:07,687 I haven't even seen you for a year. 434 00:42:07,757 --> 00:42:08,884 Yes, you have. 435 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:11,359 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 436 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:13,488 I don't stalk. I lurk. 437 00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:15,759 And when I'm not there you look for me. 438 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,324 - How do you know if you're not there? - Because I am there... 439 00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:21,699 lurking from a distance. 440 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,713 Look at me. 441 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,611 Tell me you're not in love with me. 442 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:37,548 I'm not in love with you. 443 00:42:40,192 --> 00:42:41,854 You just lied. 444 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:50,828 I'm your stranger. Jump. 445 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,964 - Hello, stranger. - Hello. 446 00:43:22,637 --> 00:43:24,629 Intense conversation? 447 00:43:27,009 --> 00:43:28,839 His father died. 448 00:43:29,945 --> 00:43:31,435 Were you spying? 449 00:43:31,514 --> 00:43:33,379 Lovingly observing... 450 00:43:33,649 --> 00:43:35,206 with a telescope. 451 00:43:37,521 --> 00:43:39,579 He's taller than in his photo. 452 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:42,021 His photo's a headshot. 453 00:43:42,092 --> 00:43:43,683 Yeah, I know. 454 00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:47,696 But his head implied a short body, when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 455 00:43:47,897 --> 00:43:48,922 Deceptive? 456 00:43:48,999 --> 00:43:52,400 He's actually got a long body. He's a stringy fucker. 457 00:43:53,537 --> 00:43:55,096 I could have him. 458 00:43:56,072 --> 00:43:59,565 - What? - If it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him. 459 00:44:01,011 --> 00:44:03,446 Did you tell him we call him Cupid? 460 00:44:04,148 --> 00:44:06,912 No, that's our joke. 461 00:44:08,853 --> 00:44:11,117 I had a chat with young Alice. 462 00:44:11,189 --> 00:44:12,919 - Fancy her? - Of course. 463 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,754 - Not as much as you. - Why not? 464 00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,795 You're a woman. She's a girl. 465 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:20,354 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 466 00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:24,091 - She seems open to me. - That's how she wants to seem. 467 00:44:24,169 --> 00:44:27,697 You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival. 468 00:44:27,774 --> 00:44:29,605 - Am I, now? - Yes. 469 00:44:29,676 --> 00:44:33,611 You seem more like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself. 470 00:44:39,252 --> 00:44:42,416 That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. 471 00:44:45,926 --> 00:44:47,518 That's horrible. 472 00:44:47,761 --> 00:44:49,228 I'm sorry. 473 00:44:50,598 --> 00:44:52,259 I'm so sorry. 474 00:45:40,484 --> 00:45:43,352 - Where have you been? - Work thing. 475 00:45:44,421 --> 00:45:47,414 Had a drink with Harry. You never have one drink with Harry. 476 00:45:47,492 --> 00:45:50,461 - You know he's in love with you. - No, he's not. 477 00:45:51,462 --> 00:45:52,759 Is he? 478 00:45:54,632 --> 00:45:56,328 Did you eat? 479 00:45:56,602 --> 00:45:58,832 I'll make you something. 480 00:45:59,704 --> 00:46:01,366 I'm not hungry. 481 00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:24,489 What? 482 00:46:28,201 --> 00:46:29,692 This will hurt. 483 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,433 I've been with Anna. 484 00:46:33,274 --> 00:46:34,969 I'm in love with her. 485 00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:38,638 We've been seeing each other for a year. 486 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:40,948 It began at her opening. 487 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,261 - Have a nice one. - Cheers, guvnor. 488 00:47:21,992 --> 00:47:23,323 Don't move. 489 00:47:24,328 --> 00:47:26,387 I want to remember this moment forever. 490 00:47:26,463 --> 00:47:29,797 First time I walked through the door, returning from a business trip... 491 00:47:29,868 --> 00:47:32,666 to be greeted by my wife. 492 00:47:33,137 --> 00:47:35,834 I have, in this moment, become an adult. 493 00:47:36,107 --> 00:47:38,667 Thanks for waiting up, you darling. 494 00:47:40,446 --> 00:47:42,107 You goddess. 495 00:47:46,352 --> 00:47:47,944 I missed you. 496 00:47:48,354 --> 00:47:50,049 How about some tea? 497 00:47:50,423 --> 00:47:52,414 Jesus, I'm knackered! 498 00:47:52,491 --> 00:47:54,516 - Didn't you sleep on the plane? - No... 499 00:47:54,593 --> 00:47:58,654 because the permed German next to me was snoring like a Messerschmitt. 500 00:47:58,731 --> 00:48:01,131 - What's the time? - About midnight. 501 00:48:01,268 --> 00:48:03,702 Time. What a tricky little fucker. 502 00:48:04,438 --> 00:48:07,772 My head's in two places. My brain actually hurts. 503 00:48:07,842 --> 00:48:10,834 - Do you want some food? - No, I need a bath. 504 00:48:11,278 --> 00:48:14,407 - I'll run it for you. - No, I'll have a shower. 505 00:48:14,782 --> 00:48:16,112 You okay? 506 00:48:16,851 --> 00:48:18,250 How was the thing? 507 00:48:18,319 --> 00:48:21,482 As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot. 508 00:48:22,390 --> 00:48:23,982 How was the hotel? 509 00:48:24,325 --> 00:48:27,955 Someone told me that the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel... 510 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:31,966 the concierge, the bellboys and girls... Did you know this? 511 00:48:32,267 --> 00:48:35,065 - They're all whores. - Everybody knows that. 512 00:48:35,737 --> 00:48:36,897 I didn't. 513 00:48:39,508 --> 00:48:42,501 I don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke. 514 00:48:42,946 --> 00:48:44,607 I just had a bath. 515 00:48:46,149 --> 00:48:47,480 Right. 516 00:48:48,118 --> 00:48:51,054 I'll see to myself, then, in the Elle Decoration bathroom. 517 00:48:51,122 --> 00:48:54,648 - You chose that bathroom. - And every time I wash in it I feel dirty. 518 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:57,158 It's cleaner than I am. It's got attitude. 519 00:48:57,227 --> 00:48:59,195 The mirror says, "Who the fuck are you?" 520 00:48:59,262 --> 00:49:01,925 - You chose it. - Doesn't mean I like it. 521 00:49:02,099 --> 00:49:03,965 We shouldn't have this. 522 00:49:04,035 --> 00:49:05,865 I hear middle-class guilt. 523 00:49:05,936 --> 00:49:09,872 Working-class guilt. Why are you dressed if you just had a bath? 524 00:49:11,443 --> 00:49:13,138 We needed some milk. 525 00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:15,474 You okay? 526 00:49:16,515 --> 00:49:18,244 - You? - Yeah. 527 00:49:22,487 --> 00:49:23,819 I'm going. 528 00:49:24,157 --> 00:49:26,489 - I'm sorry. - Irrelevant. 529 00:49:27,692 --> 00:49:29,523 What are you sorry for? 530 00:49:29,828 --> 00:49:31,319 Everything. 531 00:49:31,531 --> 00:49:34,524 - Why didn't you tell me before? - Cowardice. 532 00:49:36,403 --> 00:49:38,199 Is it because she's successful? 533 00:49:38,271 --> 00:49:41,435 No, it's because she doesn't need me. 534 00:49:44,877 --> 00:49:46,539 Did you bring her here? 535 00:49:48,949 --> 00:49:49,938 Yes. 536 00:49:53,888 --> 00:49:56,982 - Didn't she get married? - She stopped seeing me. 537 00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:59,652 Is that when we went to the country? 538 00:49:59,727 --> 00:50:02,389 To celebrate our third anniversary? 539 00:50:04,098 --> 00:50:07,227 Did you phone her? Beg her to come back? 540 00:50:07,802 --> 00:50:10,464 - When you went for your long, lonely walks? - Yes. 541 00:50:10,538 --> 00:50:11,904 You're a piece of shit. 542 00:50:11,974 --> 00:50:15,000 Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise. 543 00:50:15,076 --> 00:50:16,237 How? 544 00:50:16,545 --> 00:50:18,035 How does it work? 545 00:50:19,548 --> 00:50:21,709 How do you do this to someone? 546 00:50:23,485 --> 00:50:25,147 Not good enough. 547 00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:29,823 - I fell in love with her, Alice. - As if you had no choice? 548 00:50:29,893 --> 00:50:31,827 There's a moment. There's always a moment. 549 00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:35,059 "I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it." 550 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:39,125 And I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. 551 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,635 I'm going. 552 00:50:43,406 --> 00:50:45,841 - It's not safe out there. - And it's safe in here? 553 00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:47,776 What about your things? 554 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,775 - I don't need things. - Where will you go? 555 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,380 Disappear. 556 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:58,053 The Sultan has returned bearing gifts. 557 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,390 Thank you. 558 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:09,098 They're beautiful. 559 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:12,069 Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel. 560 00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:13,828 What? 561 00:51:13,973 --> 00:51:16,771 They sell these arty postcards in the lobby. 562 00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:19,477 I bought one to boost your sales. 563 00:51:21,714 --> 00:51:24,376 "Young Woman, London." 564 00:51:25,819 --> 00:51:30,620 And I checked for your book in The Museum of Modern Art. It was there. 565 00:51:31,592 --> 00:51:33,288 Someone bought one. 566 00:51:33,495 --> 00:51:36,156 This guy with a ridiculous little beard. 567 00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:40,895 He was drooling over your photo on the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek. 568 00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:44,265 I was so proud of you. You've broken New York. 569 00:51:44,939 --> 00:51:46,429 You're wonderful. 570 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:49,406 Don't ever forget it. 571 00:51:53,316 --> 00:51:55,147 Can I still see you? 572 00:51:59,655 --> 00:52:02,624 Dan, can I still see you? Answer me. 573 00:52:02,692 --> 00:52:05,422 I can't see you. If I see you, I'll never leave you. 574 00:52:05,494 --> 00:52:08,896 - What will you do if I find someone else? - Be jealous. 575 00:52:10,767 --> 00:52:12,758 You still fancy me? 576 00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:15,001 Of course. 577 00:52:15,939 --> 00:52:17,236 You're lying. 578 00:52:18,508 --> 00:52:20,066 I've been you. 579 00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,841 Will you hold me? 580 00:52:30,722 --> 00:52:34,249 - I amuse you, but I bore you. - No. 581 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,525 You did love me? 582 00:52:38,430 --> 00:52:41,092 I'll always love you. I hate hurting you. 583 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,858 Then why are you? 584 00:52:44,103 --> 00:52:46,037 'Cause I'm selfish. 585 00:52:46,505 --> 00:52:49,736 - And I think I'll be happier with her. - You won't. 586 00:52:50,409 --> 00:52:52,240 You'll miss me. 587 00:52:53,246 --> 00:52:56,010 No one will ever love you as much as I do. 588 00:52:57,316 --> 00:52:59,478 Why isn't love enough? 589 00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:04,551 I'm the one who leaves. I'm supposed to leave you. 590 00:53:19,574 --> 00:53:21,633 Make some tea, buster. 591 00:54:12,664 --> 00:54:14,359 Why are you dressed? 592 00:54:17,803 --> 00:54:20,169 Because I think you might be about to leave me... 593 00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,298 and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown. 594 00:54:26,212 --> 00:54:28,544 I slept with someone in New York. 595 00:54:29,782 --> 00:54:31,113 A whore. 596 00:54:32,451 --> 00:54:33,748 I'm sorry. 597 00:54:38,124 --> 00:54:39,955 Why did you tell me? 598 00:54:40,893 --> 00:54:43,692 - I couldn't lie to you. - Why not? 599 00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:46,692 Because I love you. 600 00:55:02,450 --> 00:55:03,781 It's fine. 601 00:55:04,652 --> 00:55:06,643 Really? Why? 602 00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:13,422 Something's wrong. 603 00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:19,197 Tell me. 604 00:55:22,705 --> 00:55:24,536 Are you leaving me? 605 00:55:28,945 --> 00:55:30,606 Because of this? 606 00:55:33,284 --> 00:55:34,443 Why? 607 00:55:36,553 --> 00:55:37,885 Dan. 608 00:55:39,957 --> 00:55:41,254 Cupid? 609 00:55:43,093 --> 00:55:44,685 He's our joke. 610 00:55:45,663 --> 00:55:46,994 I love him. 611 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,333 You're seeing him now? 612 00:55:52,704 --> 00:55:54,295 Since when? 613 00:55:59,844 --> 00:56:02,677 Since my opening last year. 614 00:56:04,050 --> 00:56:05,608 I'm disgusting. 615 00:56:08,287 --> 00:56:09,879 You're phenomenal. 616 00:56:11,490 --> 00:56:13,151 You're so clever. 617 00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,324 Why did you marry me? 618 00:56:19,032 --> 00:56:21,523 I stopped seeing him. I wanted us to work. 619 00:56:21,602 --> 00:56:24,593 - Why did you tell me you wanted children? - Because I did. 620 00:56:24,670 --> 00:56:27,504 - And now you want children with him? - Yes. 621 00:56:29,643 --> 00:56:31,201 I don't know. 622 00:56:34,715 --> 00:56:36,240 But we're happy... 623 00:56:37,451 --> 00:56:38,783 aren't we? 624 00:56:44,058 --> 00:56:46,721 - You're gonna go live with him? - You stay here if you want. 625 00:56:46,795 --> 00:56:49,389 I don't give a fuck about the spoils. 626 00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:54,496 You did this to me the day we met. You let me hang myself for your amusement. 627 00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:57,061 Why didn't you just tell me when I walked in the door? 628 00:56:57,139 --> 00:57:00,302 - I was scared. - You're a coward, you spoilt bitch. 629 00:57:02,445 --> 00:57:05,641 Are you dressed because you thought I might hit you? 630 00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:09,843 What do you think I am? 631 00:57:09,919 --> 00:57:12,319 - I've been hit before. - Not by me. 632 00:57:15,026 --> 00:57:16,754 Is he a good fuck? 633 00:57:18,261 --> 00:57:19,786 Don't do this. 634 00:57:20,263 --> 00:57:22,255 Just answer the question. 635 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,161 Is he good? 636 00:57:24,502 --> 00:57:25,833 Yes. 637 00:57:28,339 --> 00:57:29,932 Better than me? 638 00:57:30,275 --> 00:57:32,334 - Different. - Better? 639 00:57:35,047 --> 00:57:37,379 - Gentler. - What does that mean? 640 00:57:38,249 --> 00:57:40,343 - You know what it means. - Tell me. 641 00:57:40,419 --> 00:57:41,977 - No. - I treat you like a whore? 642 00:57:42,054 --> 00:57:44,284 - Sometimes. - Why would that be? 643 00:57:45,324 --> 00:57:47,724 - I'm sorry, you're... - Don't say it. 644 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,587 Don't you fucking say: 645 00:57:49,662 --> 00:57:52,460 "You're too good for me." I am, but don't say it. 646 00:57:52,532 --> 00:57:55,194 You're making the mistake of your life. 647 00:57:57,003 --> 00:58:00,496 You're leaving me because you believe that you don't deserve happiness... 648 00:58:00,574 --> 00:58:02,165 but you do, Anna. 649 00:58:05,112 --> 00:58:08,138 Did you have a bath because you had sex with him? 650 00:58:08,882 --> 00:58:11,009 So you wouldn't smell of him? 651 00:58:12,419 --> 00:58:14,580 So you'd feel less guilty? 652 00:58:15,757 --> 00:58:17,348 How do you feel? 653 00:58:18,026 --> 00:58:19,515 Guilty. 654 00:58:20,994 --> 00:58:22,826 Did you ever love me? 655 00:58:23,697 --> 00:58:24,858 Yes. 656 00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:59,298 Did you do it here? 657 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:02,765 No. 658 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,537 Why not? 659 00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:08,774 Do you wish we did? 660 00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:10,643 Just tell me the truth. 661 00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:14,381 Yes, we did it here. 662 00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:18,549 Where? 663 00:59:23,595 --> 00:59:24,755 There. 664 00:59:27,299 --> 00:59:28,630 On this? 665 00:59:32,838 --> 00:59:35,136 We had our first fuck on this. 666 00:59:35,942 --> 00:59:37,637 Did you think of me? 667 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,812 When? 668 00:59:44,884 --> 00:59:46,785 When did you do it here? 669 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,645 - Answer the question! - This evening. 670 00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:55,894 Did you come? 671 00:59:58,098 --> 01:00:01,158 - Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to know. 672 01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,567 - Yes, I came. - How many times? 673 01:00:04,639 --> 01:00:06,504 - Twice. - How? 674 01:00:07,042 --> 01:00:10,637 - First he went down on me, then we fucked. - Who was where? 675 01:00:10,712 --> 01:00:13,647 I was on top, then he fucked me from behind. 676 01:00:13,715 --> 01:00:16,583 - That's when you came the second time? - God. 677 01:00:17,353 --> 01:00:21,153 - Why is the sex so important? - Because I'm a fucking caveman! 678 01:00:21,691 --> 01:00:23,784 Did you touch yourself while he fucked you? 679 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,684 - You wank for him? - Sometimes. 680 01:00:25,761 --> 01:00:27,626 - And he does? - We do everything... 681 01:00:27,697 --> 01:00:30,427 - that people who have sex do. - You enjoy sucking him off? 682 01:00:30,499 --> 01:00:31,728 - You like his cock? - I love it. 683 01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,325 - Like him coming in your face? - Yes! 684 01:00:33,402 --> 01:00:35,871 - What does it taste like? - Like you, but sweeter. 685 01:00:35,939 --> 01:00:39,397 That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. 686 01:00:39,476 --> 01:00:41,444 Now fuck off and die... 687 01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:44,277 you fucked-up slag. 688 01:02:07,670 --> 01:02:09,262 I love you. 689 01:02:11,108 --> 01:02:12,597 Thank you. 690 01:02:14,944 --> 01:02:18,437 - What's this room called? - The Paradise Suite. 691 01:02:18,716 --> 01:02:21,650 - How many Paradise Suites are there? - Eight. 692 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,119 Do I have to pay you to talk to me? 693 01:02:29,193 --> 01:02:32,094 No. But if you want to tip me, you're welcome. 694 01:02:37,268 --> 01:02:38,565 Thank you. 695 01:02:39,704 --> 01:02:43,368 I used to come here a million years ago. It was a punk club. 696 01:02:43,576 --> 01:02:45,440 The stage was... 697 01:02:48,748 --> 01:02:51,410 Everything is a version of something else. 698 01:02:51,717 --> 01:02:53,344 Twenty years ago. 699 01:02:53,719 --> 01:02:55,084 How old were you? 700 01:02:55,187 --> 01:02:57,018 - Four. - Christ. 701 01:02:57,223 --> 01:03:01,320 - When I was in flares, you were in nappies. - My nappies were flared. 702 01:03:01,395 --> 01:03:03,989 - You have the face of an angel. - Thank you. 703 01:03:04,064 --> 01:03:06,294 What does your cunt taste like? 704 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,931 Heaven. 705 01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:13,597 How long have you been doing this? 706 01:03:13,674 --> 01:03:16,370 - Three months. - Straight after he left you? 707 01:03:16,911 --> 01:03:18,640 No one left me. 708 01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:22,679 - Nice wig. - Thank you. 709 01:03:23,618 --> 01:03:25,677 Does all this turn you on? 710 01:03:25,787 --> 01:03:27,085 - Sometimes. - Liar. 711 01:03:27,156 --> 01:03:30,181 You're telling me that 'cause you think it's what I want to hear. 712 01:03:30,258 --> 01:03:32,159 You think I'm turned on by it turning you on. 713 01:03:32,227 --> 01:03:36,527 The thought of me creaming myself when I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on? 714 01:03:36,598 --> 01:03:38,589 Put like that, yes. 715 01:03:41,871 --> 01:03:44,499 - Are you flirting with me? - Maybe. 716 01:03:45,507 --> 01:03:47,668 - Are you allowed to flirt with me? - Sure. 717 01:03:47,743 --> 01:03:50,303 - Really? - No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules. 718 01:03:50,379 --> 01:03:52,974 - You're mocking me. - Yes, I'm allowed to flirt. 719 01:03:53,049 --> 01:03:54,346 To prize my money from me. 720 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:57,580 To prize your money from you, I may do or say as I please. 721 01:03:57,654 --> 01:03:59,520 - Except touch. - We're not allowed to touch. 722 01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:00,920 Open your legs. 723 01:04:01,692 --> 01:04:02,919 Wider. 724 01:04:13,337 --> 01:04:14,669 Show me. 725 01:04:20,011 --> 01:04:22,138 So what would happen if I touched you now? 726 01:04:22,214 --> 01:04:24,375 - I'd call security. - What would they do? 727 01:04:24,449 --> 01:04:26,974 They would ask you to leave and not to come back. 728 01:04:27,052 --> 01:04:29,521 - And if I refused to leave? - They would remove you. 729 01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:32,319 Those are security cameras in the ceiling. 730 01:04:35,627 --> 01:04:38,358 I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you. 731 01:04:38,598 --> 01:04:41,829 I'd like to touch you. Later. 732 01:04:41,968 --> 01:04:44,368 - I'm not a whore. - I wouldn't pay. 733 01:04:46,139 --> 01:04:48,403 Why the fuck did he leave you? 734 01:04:48,608 --> 01:04:51,305 - What's your job? - A question. You asked me a question. 735 01:04:51,378 --> 01:04:53,108 - So? - It's a chink in your armor. 736 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:55,615 - I'm not wearing armor. - Yes, you are. 737 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,515 - Why are you calling yourself Jane? - Because it's my name. 738 01:04:58,585 --> 01:05:00,451 We both know it isn't. 739 01:05:01,756 --> 01:05:03,723 You're all protecting your identities. 740 01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:07,454 There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name? 741 01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:09,997 - Pluto. - You're cheeky. 742 01:05:10,098 --> 01:05:13,000 - Would you like me to stop being cheeky? - No. 743 01:05:13,902 --> 01:05:15,427 What's your name? 744 01:05:16,906 --> 01:05:18,032 Daniel. 745 01:05:19,341 --> 01:05:21,002 Daniel the dermatologist. 746 01:05:21,076 --> 01:05:23,409 - I never told you my job. - I guessed. 747 01:05:23,746 --> 01:05:25,304 You're strong. 748 01:05:25,882 --> 01:05:29,476 There's another one out there. Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit. 749 01:05:29,552 --> 01:05:32,249 Calls herself Cupid. Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke? 750 01:05:32,322 --> 01:05:36,588 - He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy. - I want you to tell me your name. 751 01:05:41,898 --> 01:05:43,127 Please. 752 01:05:44,434 --> 01:05:47,233 Thank you. My name is Jane. 753 01:05:48,005 --> 01:05:49,370 Your real name. 754 01:05:51,075 --> 01:05:52,406 Thank you. 755 01:05:53,077 --> 01:05:55,808 - My real name is Jane. - Careful. 756 01:05:59,483 --> 01:06:02,145 Thank you. Still Jane. 757 01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:04,412 I've got about another £500 here. 758 01:06:04,489 --> 01:06:09,426 Why don't I just give you all this money and you tell me what your real name is... 759 01:06:10,262 --> 01:06:11,457 Alice? 760 01:06:12,164 --> 01:06:13,632 I promise. 761 01:06:15,067 --> 01:06:16,399 Thank you. 762 01:06:17,637 --> 01:06:19,229 My real name... 763 01:06:19,404 --> 01:06:22,101 is plain Jane Jones. 764 01:06:22,175 --> 01:06:23,973 I may be rich, but I'm not stupid. 765 01:06:24,044 --> 01:06:26,308 What a shame, Doc. I love them rich and stupid. 766 01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:28,541 Don't you fuck around with me. 767 01:06:28,616 --> 01:06:31,176 - I apologize. - Accepted. 768 01:06:31,752 --> 01:06:35,188 All the girls in this hellhole, the pneumatic robots... 769 01:06:35,256 --> 01:06:37,747 the coked-up baby dolls, and you're no different. 770 01:06:37,858 --> 01:06:40,918 You all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else... 771 01:06:40,995 --> 01:06:44,454 so you don't feel ashamed showing your cunts and assholes to strangers. 772 01:06:44,532 --> 01:06:45,999 I'm trying to have a conversation. 773 01:06:46,067 --> 01:06:47,932 - You're out of cash. - I paid for this room. 774 01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:49,061 This is extra. 775 01:06:49,137 --> 01:06:50,695 - We met last year. - Wrong girl. 776 01:06:50,772 --> 01:06:52,104 Talk to me! 777 01:06:52,741 --> 01:06:55,301 - I am. - Talk to me in real life. 778 01:06:55,477 --> 01:06:58,914 I didn't know you'd be here. I know who you are. 779 01:07:00,181 --> 01:07:01,581 I love you. 780 01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:05,610 I love everything about you that hurts. 781 01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:20,570 She won't even see me. 782 01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:25,671 - You feel the same. I know it. - You can't cry in here. 783 01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:30,013 - Hold me. Let me hold you. - We're not allowed to touch. 784 01:07:31,115 --> 01:07:33,948 Come home with me. It's safe. Let me look after you. 785 01:07:34,018 --> 01:07:36,748 - I don't need looking after. - Everyone needs looking after. 786 01:07:36,821 --> 01:07:38,789 I'm not your revenge fuck. 787 01:07:39,825 --> 01:07:41,553 - I'll pay you. - I don't need your money. 788 01:07:41,626 --> 01:07:42,888 - You have my money. - Thank you. 789 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,488 - "Thank you." Is that some kind of rule? - Just being polite. 790 01:07:49,401 --> 01:07:52,234 Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here? 791 01:07:52,304 --> 01:07:54,272 Occupational hazard. 792 01:07:54,373 --> 01:07:56,807 Have you ever desired a customer? 793 01:07:58,243 --> 01:07:59,506 Yes. 794 01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,774 Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me? 795 01:08:01,848 --> 01:08:04,442 Because I'm being pretty honest about my feelings for you. 796 01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:06,747 - Your feelings? - Whatever. 797 01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:08,987 No, I don't desire you. 798 01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:11,621 Thank you. 799 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,324 Thank you sincerely for your honesty. 800 01:08:23,404 --> 01:08:25,964 You think you haven't give us anything of yourselves? 801 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,770 Do you think because you don't love us or desire us... 802 01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:31,437 or even like us, you think you've won? 803 01:08:31,513 --> 01:08:33,003 It's not a war. 804 01:08:39,254 --> 01:08:41,552 If I asked you to strip right now, would you? 805 01:08:41,623 --> 01:08:44,285 - Of course. Do you want me to? - No. 806 01:08:45,928 --> 01:08:48,988 Alice, tell me something true. 807 01:08:49,932 --> 01:08:54,028 Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... 808 01:08:54,604 --> 01:08:56,765 but it's better if you do. 809 01:08:58,542 --> 01:08:59,941 You're cold. 810 01:09:00,577 --> 01:09:02,602 You're all cold at heart. 811 01:09:04,415 --> 01:09:07,475 What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here? 812 01:09:07,551 --> 01:09:10,612 Maybe next time I'll have worked on my intimacy. 813 01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:15,186 No, I'll tell you what's gonna work. You're gonna take your gear off right now. 814 01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:19,720 You're gonna turn around very slowly, and you're gonna bend over... 815 01:09:20,298 --> 01:09:24,564 and you're gonna touch the fucking floor for my viewing pleasure. 816 01:09:25,437 --> 01:09:27,371 Is that what you want? 817 01:09:28,774 --> 01:09:30,674 What else could I want? 818 01:10:37,747 --> 01:10:39,079 I'm sorry. 819 01:10:41,418 --> 01:10:43,409 - What happened? - Traffic. 820 01:10:45,523 --> 01:10:48,890 - Do you want to go stand in the back? - No, let's have a drink. 821 01:10:52,863 --> 01:10:54,661 You look flushed. 822 01:10:55,766 --> 01:10:57,734 You have no need to run. 823 01:10:57,801 --> 01:10:59,326 - Vodka tonic? - Yes. 824 01:10:59,404 --> 01:11:02,601 - Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please. - Sure. 825 01:11:03,842 --> 01:11:05,276 How was it? 826 01:11:06,478 --> 01:11:07,639 Fine. 827 01:11:08,213 --> 01:11:09,681 You had lunch? 828 01:11:10,382 --> 01:11:11,680 Then what? 829 01:11:13,451 --> 01:11:15,943 - And then we left. - And? 830 01:11:16,822 --> 01:11:18,414 There's no "and." 831 01:11:20,927 --> 01:11:24,625 You haven't seen him in four months. There must be an "and." 832 01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:27,366 - How is he? - Terrible. 833 01:11:36,109 --> 01:11:38,373 - Keep the change. - Thank you, sir. 834 01:11:42,450 --> 01:11:44,441 How is his dermatology? 835 01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:48,418 - He's in private practice now. - Is he? 836 01:11:50,992 --> 01:11:53,392 Was he weeping all over the place? 837 01:11:53,494 --> 01:11:56,725 - Some of the time. - Poor bastard. 838 01:11:57,399 --> 01:11:59,959 Was he difficult? 839 01:12:02,504 --> 01:12:04,665 Are you angry that I saw him? 840 01:12:04,807 --> 01:12:06,468 No. It's just... 841 01:12:07,844 --> 01:12:09,435 I haven't seen Alice. 842 01:12:09,511 --> 01:12:12,140 You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is. 843 01:12:12,215 --> 01:12:14,342 I haven't tried to find her. 844 01:12:15,752 --> 01:12:17,117 You know why I saw him. 845 01:12:17,187 --> 01:12:19,951 He's been begging me for months. I saw him so he'd sign. 846 01:12:20,023 --> 01:12:22,253 - So has he signed? - Yes. 847 01:12:26,696 --> 01:12:28,255 Congratulations. 848 01:12:29,132 --> 01:12:30,964 You're a divorcée. 849 01:12:32,470 --> 01:12:34,199 Double divorcée. 850 01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:37,504 Sorry. 851 01:12:38,543 --> 01:12:40,066 How do you feel? 852 01:12:41,279 --> 01:12:42,439 Tired. 853 01:12:46,618 --> 01:12:47,983 I love you. 854 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,449 And I need a piss. 855 01:13:27,394 --> 01:13:28,919 I hate this place. 856 01:13:29,964 --> 01:13:31,363 At least it's central. 857 01:13:31,433 --> 01:13:34,494 I hate central. Central London's a theme park. 858 01:13:35,470 --> 01:13:39,804 I hate retro. I hate the future. Where does that leave me? 859 01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:42,207 Come back. 860 01:13:42,978 --> 01:13:45,811 - You promised you wouldn't. - Come back. 861 01:13:50,152 --> 01:13:53,212 - How's work? - Jesus. Work's shit, okay? 862 01:14:01,898 --> 01:14:05,766 Do they have waiters here? I love you. Please come back. 863 01:14:06,671 --> 01:14:08,399 I'm not coming back. 864 01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:15,404 Sign. 865 01:14:16,614 --> 01:14:17,876 No pen. 866 01:14:23,387 --> 01:14:24,446 Pen. 867 01:14:27,459 --> 01:14:29,256 Give me back my hand. 868 01:14:38,871 --> 01:14:39,964 Sign. 869 01:14:46,546 --> 01:14:48,639 I'll sign on one condition. 870 01:14:50,484 --> 01:14:53,714 We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery... 871 01:14:53,787 --> 01:14:56,951 and we christen the patients' bed with our final fuck. 872 01:14:57,024 --> 01:14:58,924 I know you don't want to... 873 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,387 and I know you think I'm sick for asking, but that's what I'm asking. 874 01:15:03,464 --> 01:15:05,160 For old times' sake. 875 01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:08,094 Because I'm obsessed with you. 876 01:15:08,803 --> 01:15:11,500 Because I can't get over you unless... 877 01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:14,138 Because I think, on some small level... 878 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,508 you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely. 879 01:15:18,446 --> 01:15:22,816 For all these reasons, I am begging you to give me your body. 880 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,482 You'd be my whore. 881 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,890 And in return, I will pay you with your liberty. 882 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:35,127 You do this, I swear I will not contact you again. 883 01:15:40,304 --> 01:15:42,135 I'm going to the bar. 884 01:15:42,773 --> 01:15:45,264 I assume you still drink vodka tonic? 885 01:16:07,666 --> 01:16:09,861 You slept with him, didn't you? 886 01:16:36,364 --> 01:16:39,162 - What do you expect me to do? - Understand. 887 01:16:40,434 --> 01:16:41,901 Why didn't you lie to me? 888 01:16:41,968 --> 01:16:44,563 Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth. 889 01:16:44,639 --> 01:16:46,231 What's so great about the truth? 890 01:16:46,307 --> 01:16:49,606 Try lying for a change. It's the currency of the world. 891 01:16:51,813 --> 01:16:56,512 I did what he wanted, and now he will leave us alone. 892 01:16:59,589 --> 01:17:00,953 I love you. 893 01:17:02,157 --> 01:17:05,024 - I didn't give him anything. - Your body? 894 01:17:06,829 --> 01:17:10,320 If Alice came to you, desperate... 895 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,893 with all that love still between you... 896 01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:15,028 and she said she needed you to want her... 897 01:17:15,104 --> 01:17:17,198 so she could get over you, you'd do it. 898 01:17:17,274 --> 01:17:20,265 I wouldn't like it either, but I'd forgive you. 899 01:17:20,576 --> 01:17:23,705 - It's kindness. - No, cowardice. 900 01:17:23,914 --> 01:17:26,109 You haven't got the guts to let him hate you. 901 01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:41,927 I'm doing this because I feel guilty, and because I pity you. 902 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,901 - You know that, don't you? - Yes. 903 01:17:45,737 --> 01:17:48,604 - Feel good about yourself? - No. 904 01:17:58,985 --> 01:18:00,351 It's gone. 905 01:18:01,387 --> 01:18:05,517 - We're not innocent anymore. - Don't stop loving me. 906 01:18:05,591 --> 01:18:09,084 I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? 907 01:18:09,863 --> 01:18:12,957 It was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing. 908 01:18:13,367 --> 01:18:15,631 If you love me enough, you'll forgive me. 909 01:18:15,702 --> 01:18:18,102 - Are you testing me? - No. 910 01:18:18,705 --> 01:18:22,608 - I do understand. - No. He understands. 911 01:18:24,879 --> 01:18:28,042 All I can see is him all over you. 912 01:18:28,716 --> 01:18:32,117 He's clever, your ex-husband. 913 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:35,146 I almost admire him. 914 01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:41,084 You going to tell him? 915 01:18:42,698 --> 01:18:44,188 I don't know. 916 01:18:56,446 --> 01:18:59,574 Better to be truthful about this kind of thing. 917 01:19:06,890 --> 01:19:08,085 Sign. 918 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:18,158 I forgive you. 919 01:19:21,605 --> 01:19:22,937 Sign. 920 01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:28,645 I think you enjoyed it. 921 01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:33,209 He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes... 922 01:19:33,286 --> 01:19:37,244 the strange familiarity. I think you had a whale of a time. 923 01:19:37,322 --> 01:19:39,655 And the truth is I'll never know unless I ask him. 924 01:19:39,725 --> 01:19:41,249 Why don't you? 925 01:20:29,812 --> 01:20:30,904 Yes? 926 01:20:32,581 --> 01:20:34,379 You can go in now. 927 01:20:41,992 --> 01:20:44,893 - I want Anna back. - She's made her choice. 928 01:20:44,961 --> 01:20:49,558 I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. 929 01:20:49,634 --> 01:20:52,693 So where's the apology? You cunt. 930 01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:56,630 I apologize. If you love her, you'll let her go... 931 01:20:56,707 --> 01:20:58,334 so she can be happy. 932 01:20:58,409 --> 01:21:01,207 - She doesn't want to be happy. - Everybody wants to be happy. 933 01:21:01,279 --> 01:21:04,681 Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. 934 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:06,945 If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed. 935 01:21:07,019 --> 01:21:10,477 They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing. 936 01:21:10,556 --> 01:21:13,024 - Anna's not a depressive. - Isn't she? 937 01:21:13,091 --> 01:21:16,151 - I love her. - Boo-hoo. So do I. 938 01:21:16,562 --> 01:21:19,361 She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. 939 01:21:19,432 --> 01:21:21,161 You don't know who she is. 940 01:21:21,234 --> 01:21:25,830 - You love her like a dog loves its owner. - And the owner loves the dog for so doing. 941 01:21:25,905 --> 01:21:27,930 You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her. 942 01:21:28,007 --> 01:21:30,101 Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her. 943 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:33,441 Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning. 944 01:21:33,513 --> 01:21:36,608 - You only met her because of me. - Yeah. Thanks. 945 01:21:36,684 --> 01:21:38,845 It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke. 946 01:21:38,919 --> 01:21:42,411 Here's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. 947 01:21:42,489 --> 01:21:47,393 Now, to a towering romantic hero like you, I don't doubt I am somewhat common. 948 01:21:47,462 --> 01:21:49,760 But I am, nevertheless, what she has chosen... 949 01:21:49,831 --> 01:21:52,595 and we must respect what the woman wants. 950 01:21:53,702 --> 01:21:57,069 If you go near her again, I swear... 951 01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,768 I will kill you. 952 01:22:04,112 --> 01:22:07,241 Okay. I have patients to see. 953 01:22:07,316 --> 01:22:09,511 When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it? 954 01:22:09,585 --> 01:22:12,213 I didn't do it to give her a nice time. 955 01:22:12,288 --> 01:22:14,449 I fucked her to fuck you up. 956 01:22:14,957 --> 01:22:18,552 A good fight is never clean. And of course she enjoyed it. 957 01:22:18,628 --> 01:22:21,222 As you know, she loves a guilty fuck. 958 01:22:21,297 --> 01:22:23,960 - You're an animal. - Yeah? What are you? 959 01:22:24,034 --> 01:22:27,128 You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. 960 01:22:27,204 --> 01:22:30,834 Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood! 961 01:22:30,908 --> 01:22:33,933 Go fuck yourself. You writer! 962 01:22:34,344 --> 01:22:35,710 You liar! 963 01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:38,214 You go check a few facts while I get my hands dirty. 964 01:22:38,283 --> 01:22:40,877 She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity. 965 01:22:40,952 --> 01:22:43,319 I spent the whole of last week talking about you. 966 01:22:43,389 --> 01:22:46,789 I know all your ways. Anna says you fucked her with your eyes closed. 967 01:22:46,858 --> 01:22:51,091 She tells me you wake in the night crying for your mother, you mommy's boy. 968 01:22:51,163 --> 01:22:52,687 I could go on. 969 01:22:54,833 --> 01:22:56,528 Shall we stop this? 970 01:23:02,207 --> 01:23:05,200 It's over. Accept it. 971 01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:13,252 You don't know the first thing about love... 972 01:23:13,688 --> 01:23:16,316 because you don't understand compromise. 973 01:23:25,032 --> 01:23:27,796 - Don't cry on me. - I'm sorry. 974 01:23:30,638 --> 01:23:32,663 I don't know what to do. 975 01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:36,505 You want my advice? You go back to Alice. 976 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:41,277 She'd never have me. 977 01:23:43,118 --> 01:23:45,712 - She's vanished. - No, she hasn't. 978 01:23:45,987 --> 01:23:47,955 I found her, by accident. 979 01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,619 She's working in a club. 980 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,126 Yes, I saw her naked. 981 01:23:54,964 --> 01:23:56,956 No, I did not fuck her. 982 01:23:57,934 --> 01:23:59,596 You spoke to her? 983 01:24:04,441 --> 01:24:06,671 Yes, I know. One minute. 984 01:24:08,145 --> 01:24:09,612 How is she? 985 01:24:10,114 --> 01:24:11,775 She loves you... 986 01:24:12,483 --> 01:24:14,509 beyond comprehension. 987 01:24:15,819 --> 01:24:17,548 Your prescription. 988 01:24:18,723 --> 01:24:20,588 It's where she works. 989 01:24:23,128 --> 01:24:24,527 Go to her. 990 01:24:25,897 --> 01:24:27,229 Thank you. 991 01:24:31,002 --> 01:24:33,493 You still pissing about on the Net? 992 01:24:34,807 --> 01:24:36,274 Not recently. 993 01:24:36,709 --> 01:24:40,202 - I wanted to kill you. - I thought you wanted to fuck me. 994 01:24:40,446 --> 01:24:42,038 Don't get lippy. 995 01:24:43,949 --> 01:24:46,179 I liked your book, by the way. 996 01:24:46,452 --> 01:24:49,547 Thanks. You stand alone. 997 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:51,246 With Anna. 998 01:24:52,459 --> 01:24:57,226 - You still writing obituaries? Busy? - I was made editor. 999 01:24:57,465 --> 01:25:00,400 - Yeah? How come? - Previous editor died. 1000 01:25:04,038 --> 01:25:07,940 Alcohol poisoning. I sat with him for a week in the hospital. 1001 01:25:10,244 --> 01:25:12,679 I really do have patients to see. 1002 01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:17,241 - Thank you. - For what? 1003 01:25:18,553 --> 01:25:21,021 - Being kind. - I am kind. 1004 01:25:21,490 --> 01:25:23,617 Your invoice is in the post. 1005 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:38,907 I lied to you. 1006 01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:41,971 I did fuck Alice. 1007 01:25:44,647 --> 01:25:48,606 Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you. 1008 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,352 Buster. 1009 01:26:23,389 --> 01:26:25,186 Show me the sneer. 1010 01:26:28,228 --> 01:26:29,854 Beautiful. 1011 01:26:29,929 --> 01:26:31,760 You'll wake up the hotel. 1012 01:26:38,438 --> 01:26:39,837 Fuck me. 1013 01:26:41,074 --> 01:26:43,373 Again? We have to get up at 6:00. 1014 01:26:43,444 --> 01:26:46,810 How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? 1015 01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:48,348 That's my charm. 1016 01:26:49,550 --> 01:26:52,247 So where are we going? 1017 01:26:52,987 --> 01:26:54,420 - My treat. - Where are we going? 1018 01:26:54,489 --> 01:26:57,083 My holiday surprise. My rules. 1019 01:26:57,292 --> 01:26:59,453 Where are we going? 1020 01:27:00,729 --> 01:27:03,129 New York. 1021 01:27:05,334 --> 01:27:06,892 You angel. 1022 01:27:08,604 --> 01:27:12,506 - You did remember to pack my passport? - Of course. It's with my passport. 1023 01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:13,838 And where's that? 1024 01:27:13,910 --> 01:27:17,869 In a place where you can't look. No one sees my passport picture. 1025 01:27:22,986 --> 01:27:26,787 When we get on the plane, we'll have been together four years. 1026 01:27:27,557 --> 01:27:29,116 What about the gap? 1027 01:27:29,193 --> 01:27:32,389 You mean trial separation? Didn't work out. 1028 01:27:32,729 --> 01:27:34,425 Happy anniversary. 1029 01:27:39,971 --> 01:27:42,133 I'm going to take my eyes out. 1030 01:27:44,977 --> 01:27:47,502 - What was in my sandwiches? - Tuna. 1031 01:27:48,413 --> 01:27:51,348 - How many stitches did I get? - Two. 1032 01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:53,509 But you should have had three. 1033 01:27:54,821 --> 01:27:57,585 - What was your euphemism? - Disarming. 1034 01:27:58,056 --> 01:28:00,616 Too easy, buster. Next? 1035 01:28:01,059 --> 01:28:03,961 That park. Who'd I go there with? 1036 01:28:05,397 --> 01:28:06,922 Your father. 1037 01:28:08,134 --> 01:28:11,069 Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue? 1038 01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:14,173 - No idea. - Trick question. They were green. 1039 01:28:14,241 --> 01:28:16,539 You are a trick question. 1040 01:28:22,683 --> 01:28:25,152 How come we never took a vacation? 1041 01:28:25,919 --> 01:28:27,387 We went to the country. 1042 01:28:27,455 --> 01:28:31,414 Doesn't count. You were off making sneaky phone calls... 1043 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,058 to that witch we do not mention. 1044 01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:40,566 Come to bed. 1045 01:28:40,636 --> 01:28:42,159 I need a smoke. 1046 01:28:44,507 --> 01:28:47,806 - How'd you manage to give up? - Deep inner strength. 1047 01:28:58,487 --> 01:28:59,819 Why me? 1048 01:29:01,390 --> 01:29:04,087 You could have chosen anyone. Why me? 1049 01:29:05,228 --> 01:29:07,423 Because you cut off your crusts. 1050 01:29:10,735 --> 01:29:11,996 And this. 1051 01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:18,532 - When are you going to stop stripping? - Soon. 1052 01:29:18,842 --> 01:29:21,573 - You're addicted to it. - No, I'm not. 1053 01:29:21,646 --> 01:29:23,308 It paid for this. 1054 01:29:25,517 --> 01:29:27,313 Tell me what happened. 1055 01:29:28,953 --> 01:29:32,355 - Nothing happened. - But he came to the club. 1056 01:29:32,925 --> 01:29:36,019 Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club. 1057 01:29:49,776 --> 01:29:52,904 - The look on your face. - The look on your face. 1058 01:29:54,647 --> 01:29:57,207 What a face. What a wig. 1059 01:30:02,957 --> 01:30:05,084 I saw this face... 1060 01:30:06,994 --> 01:30:09,326 this vision... 1061 01:30:10,231 --> 01:30:14,134 when you stepped into the road. It was the moment of my life. 1062 01:30:15,570 --> 01:30:18,835 - This is the moment of your life. - You were perfect. 1063 01:30:19,141 --> 01:30:20,631 I still am. 1064 01:30:21,844 --> 01:30:23,812 On the way to the hospital... 1065 01:30:24,147 --> 01:30:26,012 I kissed your forehead. 1066 01:30:26,582 --> 01:30:27,878 You brute. 1067 01:30:27,949 --> 01:30:31,010 The cabbie saw me kissing you. He said, "Is she yours?" 1068 01:30:31,087 --> 01:30:33,078 I said, "Yes, she's mine." 1069 01:30:34,924 --> 01:30:36,414 She's mine. 1070 01:30:44,468 --> 01:30:49,371 So he came to the club, watched you strip, you had a little chat, and that was it? 1071 01:30:51,675 --> 01:30:52,835 Yes. 1072 01:30:57,514 --> 01:30:59,380 You're not trusting me. 1073 01:31:00,217 --> 01:31:02,914 I'm in love with you. You're safe. 1074 01:31:03,788 --> 01:31:06,154 You had every right. I just want to know. 1075 01:31:06,224 --> 01:31:08,988 - Why? - Because I want to know everything. 1076 01:31:10,495 --> 01:31:12,327 Because I'm a lunatic. 1077 01:31:13,899 --> 01:31:15,160 Tell me. 1078 01:31:17,303 --> 01:31:19,134 Nothing happened. 1079 01:31:20,606 --> 01:31:23,575 - You were living with someone else. - What are you justifying? 1080 01:31:23,642 --> 01:31:25,473 I'm not justifying anything. Just saying. 1081 01:31:25,544 --> 01:31:27,672 - What are you saying? - I'm not saying anything. 1082 01:31:27,746 --> 01:31:29,647 I just want the truth. 1083 01:31:31,017 --> 01:31:33,611 - Where are you going? - Cigarettes. 1084 01:31:35,121 --> 01:31:36,486 Everywhere's closed. 1085 01:31:36,556 --> 01:31:39,218 I'll go to the terminal. 1086 01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:41,756 When I get back... 1087 01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:43,931 please tell me the truth. 1088 01:31:46,133 --> 01:31:49,068 - Why? - Because I'm addicted to it. 1089 01:31:49,503 --> 01:31:53,166 Because without it we're animals. 1090 01:31:54,508 --> 01:31:55,873 Trust me. 1091 01:33:02,448 --> 01:33:04,473 I don't love you anymore. 1092 01:33:05,284 --> 01:33:06,581 Since when? 1093 01:33:06,652 --> 01:33:07,812 Now. 1094 01:33:08,622 --> 01:33:09,918 Just now. 1095 01:33:10,991 --> 01:33:12,891 I don't want to lie... 1096 01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,892 and I can't tell the truth... 1097 01:33:16,330 --> 01:33:17,763 so it's over. 1098 01:33:18,231 --> 01:33:19,892 It doesn't matter. 1099 01:33:20,133 --> 01:33:23,934 - I love you. None of it matters. - Too late. 1100 01:33:26,407 --> 01:33:28,432 I don't love you anymore. 1101 01:33:30,011 --> 01:33:31,239 Goodbye. 1102 01:33:36,418 --> 01:33:38,248 Here's the truth... 1103 01:33:39,121 --> 01:33:41,180 so now you can hate me. 1104 01:33:43,592 --> 01:33:45,924 Larry fucked me all night. 1105 01:33:47,429 --> 01:33:49,056 I enjoyed it. 1106 01:33:50,099 --> 01:33:51,397 I came. 1107 01:33:54,770 --> 01:33:56,261 I prefer you. 1108 01:33:58,775 --> 01:34:00,072 Now go. 1109 01:34:02,979 --> 01:34:04,379 I knew that. 1110 01:34:05,315 --> 01:34:06,806 He told me. 1111 01:34:07,550 --> 01:34:10,542 - You knew? - I needed to hear it from you. 1112 01:34:10,988 --> 01:34:13,786 - Why? - Because he might have been lying. 1113 01:34:14,125 --> 01:34:15,524 I had to hear it from you. 1114 01:34:15,593 --> 01:34:18,756 I would never have told you, because I know you'd never forgive me. 1115 01:34:18,829 --> 01:34:20,456 I would. I have. 1116 01:34:21,298 --> 01:34:23,790 - Why did he tell you? - Because he's a bastard. 1117 01:34:23,869 --> 01:34:26,269 - How could he? - Because he wanted this to happen. 1118 01:34:26,338 --> 01:34:29,000 - But why test me? - Because I'm an idiot. 1119 01:34:29,074 --> 01:34:30,199 Yes. 1120 01:34:31,176 --> 01:34:33,167 I would have loved you... 1121 01:34:34,179 --> 01:34:35,578 forever. 1122 01:34:37,417 --> 01:34:40,045 - Now please go. - Don't do this. Talk to me. 1123 01:34:40,118 --> 01:34:42,019 I am talking. Fuck off. 1124 01:34:42,088 --> 01:34:44,579 No, I'm sorry. You misunderstand. I didn't mean to... 1125 01:34:44,657 --> 01:34:45,646 Yes, you did. 1126 01:34:45,725 --> 01:34:47,249 - I love you. - Where? 1127 01:34:47,326 --> 01:34:49,055 - What? - Show me. 1128 01:34:49,763 --> 01:34:51,457 Where is this love? 1129 01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:56,669 I can't see it. I can't touch it. I can't feel it. 1130 01:34:57,571 --> 01:35:00,665 I can hear it. I can hear some words... 1131 01:35:00,741 --> 01:35:03,733 but I can't do anything with your easy words. 1132 01:35:04,244 --> 01:35:06,678 Whatever you say, it's too late. 1133 01:35:06,747 --> 01:35:09,808 - Please don't do this. - It's done. 1134 01:35:10,651 --> 01:35:14,418 Now please go, or I'll call security. 1135 01:35:14,923 --> 01:35:17,653 You're not in a strip club. There is no security. 1136 01:35:21,162 --> 01:35:22,926 - Why did you fuck him? - I wanted to. 1137 01:35:22,998 --> 01:35:24,488 - Why? - I desired him. 1138 01:35:24,567 --> 01:35:26,558 - Why? - You weren't there. 1139 01:35:26,735 --> 01:35:29,363 - Why him? - He asked me nicely. 1140 01:35:29,438 --> 01:35:30,734 - You're a liar. - So? 1141 01:35:30,805 --> 01:35:33,240 - Who are you? - I'm no one. 1142 01:35:35,978 --> 01:35:39,311 Go on, hit me. That's what you want. Hit me, fucker. 1143 01:37:00,535 --> 01:37:03,129 - Welcome back, Miss Jones. - Thank you.