1 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:36,405 Hello, stranger. 2 00:03:11,574 --> 00:03:13,804 Sorry. Looking for a cigarette. 3 00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:16,042 l've given up. 4 00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:20,113 Thank you. 5 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,682 -Got to be somewhere? -Work. 6 00:03:26,222 --> 00:03:28,213 You didn't fancy my sandwiches? 7 00:03:28,325 --> 00:03:30,953 -Don't eat fish. -Why not? 8 00:03:31,828 --> 00:03:33,523 Fish piss in the sea. 9 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,863 -So do children. -Don't eat children, either. 10 00:03:38,168 --> 00:03:39,658 What's your work? 11 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,897 l'm sort of a journalist. 12 00:03:42,238 --> 00:03:45,071 -What sort? -l write obituaries. 13 00:03:57,053 --> 00:03:59,214 Are we in for a long wait? 14 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,451 She was 21 when she came in. 15 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,319 Does it hurt? 16 00:04:08,031 --> 00:04:09,362 l'll live. 17 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,935 Do you want me to put your leg up? 18 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,561 Yes, please. 19 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:31,377 Who cut off your crusts? 20 00:04:31,821 --> 00:04:32,810 Me. 21 00:04:32,889 --> 00:04:35,824 Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy? 22 00:04:35,892 --> 00:04:39,259 -Yes, l believe she did. -You should eat your crusts. 23 00:04:39,629 --> 00:04:41,529 You should stop smoking. 24 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:44,556 How long was l out? 25 00:04:44,634 --> 00:04:47,194 -About 10 seconds. -Then what? 26 00:04:48,471 --> 00:04:50,462 You came to. You focused on me. 27 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,236 You said, ''Hello, stranger.'' 28 00:04:53,309 --> 00:04:54,867 What a floozy. 29 00:04:54,944 --> 00:04:58,778 The cabbie crossed himself, he went, ''Thank fuck. l thought l'd killed her.'' 30 00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:01,214 l said, ''Let's get her to a hospital.'' He hesitated. 31 00:05:01,284 --> 00:05:04,583 l think he thought there'd be paperwork and he'd be held responsible. 32 00:05:04,654 --> 00:05:08,112 So l said with a slight sneer, ''Please just drop us at the hospital.'' 33 00:05:08,191 --> 00:05:09,783 Show me the sneer. 34 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,695 Very good, buster. 35 00:05:13,763 --> 00:05:15,253 Thank you. 36 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,304 -l told you, l've given up. -Try harder. 37 00:05:26,376 --> 00:05:27,934 You live here? 38 00:05:28,344 --> 00:05:30,539 Just arrived from New York. 39 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,181 Taking a vacation? 40 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,149 l'm on an expedition. 41 00:05:35,785 --> 00:05:37,582 Where's your baggage? 42 00:05:38,721 --> 00:05:41,451 -Where are you staying? -l'm a waif. 43 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,584 A red bus. 44 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:51,664 Policeman or ''bobby.'' Observe the distinctive helmet. 45 00:05:53,303 --> 00:05:55,828 Saint Paul's Cathedral. Please note the famous dome. 46 00:05:55,905 --> 00:05:59,739 -This is a truly magnificent tour. -lt's the London tourists never get to see. 47 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:02,642 -What's this? -l've no idea. 48 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:27,165 They're all people who died saving the lives of others. 49 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:30,738 l've been here before. 50 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:43,183 Twenty years ago, we came here. 51 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:48,413 My mother's dead. My father and l came here the afternoon she died. 52 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,857 She was a smoker. She died in the hospital, actually. 53 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:56,660 -ls your father still alive? -Hanging on. 54 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,397 He's in a home. 55 00:06:59,035 --> 00:07:02,300 -You're late for work. -You saying you want me to go? 56 00:07:02,372 --> 00:07:04,272 l'm saying you're late for work. 57 00:07:04,974 --> 00:07:07,534 How did you end up writing obituaries? 58 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:11,974 Well, l had dreams of being a writer, but l had no voice. 59 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,981 What am l saying? l had no talent. 60 00:07:15,051 --> 00:07:19,317 So l ended up in obituaries, which is the Siberia of journalism. 61 00:07:19,556 --> 00:07:23,253 Tell me what you do. l want to imagine you in Siberia. 62 00:07:23,326 --> 00:07:24,657 Really? 63 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:30,397 We call it ''the obits page.'' 64 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:34,267 There's three of us: me, Graham, and Harry. 65 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:39,001 When l get to work, without fail.... Are you sure you want to know? 66 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:44,139 Well, if someone important died, we go to the ''deep freeze''... 67 00:07:47,617 --> 00:07:51,144 which is a computer file... 68 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,486 with all the obituaries, and we find the dead person's life. 69 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,219 People's obituaries are written while they're still alive? 70 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,885 Some people's. 71 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:02,522 Then Harry, he's the editor, decides who we'll lead with. 72 00:08:02,599 --> 00:08:04,794 Then we make calls, check facts. 73 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:09,429 At 6:00, we stand around the computer and look at the next day's page... 74 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,538 and make final changes. 75 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,673 Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement. 76 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,076 Such as? 77 00:08:19,349 --> 00:08:23,547 ''He was a convivial fellow.'' Meaning he was an alcoholic. 78 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,721 ''He valued his privacy.'' Gay. 79 00:08:28,191 --> 00:08:30,955 ''He enjoyed his privacy.'' Raging queen. 80 00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:34,220 What would my euphemism be? 81 00:08:35,198 --> 00:08:38,190 -''She was disarming.'' -That's not a euphemism. 82 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:40,558 Yes, it is. 83 00:08:49,579 --> 00:08:52,480 -What were you doing in New York? -You know. 84 00:08:55,618 --> 00:09:00,021 Well, no, l don't. What, were you studying? 85 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:01,486 Stripping. 86 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,189 Look at your little eyes. 87 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,161 l can't see my little eyes. 88 00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:15,093 Why did you leave? 89 00:09:15,705 --> 00:09:17,696 Problems with a male. 90 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,635 -Boyfriend? -Kind of. 91 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,040 And you left him, just like that? 92 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:27,139 lt's the only way to leave. ''l don't love you anymore. Goodbye.'' 93 00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:30,413 -Supposing you do still love them? -You don't leave. 94 00:09:31,254 --> 00:09:34,417 -You've never left somebody you still love? -No. 95 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,886 This is me. 96 00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:47,963 Enjoy your stay. 97 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:52,468 Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right. 98 00:09:54,243 --> 00:09:55,335 Bye. 99 00:10:08,157 --> 00:10:10,057 Do you have a girlfriend? 100 00:10:10,426 --> 00:10:11,757 Yeah. Ruth. 101 00:10:12,328 --> 00:10:15,297 She's called Ruth. She's a linguist. 102 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,860 -What's your name? -Alice. 103 00:10:20,002 --> 00:10:22,436 My name is Alice Ayres. 104 00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:30,605 Good. 105 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,876 l'm just gonna change the film. Are you okay for time? 106 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,682 -Do you mind if l smoke? -lf you must. 107 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,383 -l don't have to. -Then don't. 108 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:58,201 l liked your book. 109 00:10:59,108 --> 00:11:00,268 Thanks. 110 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:05,079 -When's it published? -Next year. How come you've read it? 111 00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:08,379 Your publisher sent me a manuscript. l read it last night. 112 00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,919 You kept me up till 4:00. 113 00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:13,216 l'm flattered. 114 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,057 ls your heroine based on someone you know? 115 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:18,787 Yes. She's someone called Alice. 116 00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,786 How does she feel about you stealing her life? 117 00:11:21,864 --> 00:11:23,331 Borrowing her life. 118 00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:26,060 l'm dedicating the book to her. She's pleased. 119 00:11:34,977 --> 00:11:36,342 Do you exhibit? 120 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:39,313 Sometimes. l have a thing next year. 121 00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:46,652 Portraits? 122 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:51,318 -Of who? -Strangers. 123 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:57,789 How do your strangers feel about you stealing their lives? 124 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,366 Borrowing. 125 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,302 Am l a stranger? 126 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:04,934 No. You're a job. 127 00:12:06,843 --> 00:12:08,902 And you're a sloucher. Sit up. 128 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,018 You didn't find it obscene? 129 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,678 -What? -The book. 130 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,149 l thought it was accurate. 131 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,259 About what? 132 00:12:24,527 --> 00:12:26,859 About sex. About love. 133 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,629 ln what way? 134 00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:32,295 -You wrote it. -You read it till 4:00. 135 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:35,695 Don't raise your eyebrows. lt makes you look smug. 136 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,278 -But you did like it? -Yes, but l could go off it. 137 00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:55,054 Stand up. 138 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,161 Any criticisms? 139 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,325 l'm not sure about the title. 140 00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:07,960 Got a better one? 141 00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:10,372 The Aquarium. 142 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,103 So you liked the filth. 143 00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:16,172 -You like aquariums. -Fish are therapeutic. 144 00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,611 -Hang out in aquariums, do you? -When l can. 145 00:13:18,681 --> 00:13:20,512 Good for picking up strangers? 146 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,915 Photographing strangers. 147 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,893 Come here. 148 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,841 You're beautiful. 149 00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:02,855 l don't kiss strange men. 150 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,749 Neither do l. 151 00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:18,760 Do you and this Alice live together? 152 00:15:23,572 --> 00:15:24,903 Yes. 153 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:37,851 Are you married? 154 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,251 Yes. 155 00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:42,082 -No. Yes. -Which? 156 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,086 Separated. 157 00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:46,354 -Do you have any children? -No. 158 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:49,421 -Would you like some? -Yes, but not today. 159 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,498 Would Alice like children? 160 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,060 She's too young. 161 00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:59,764 She works in a café near here. She's coming to meet me. 162 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,942 Quite soon. 163 00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,945 Why are you wasting her time? 164 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,917 -You're judgmental. -You're devious. 165 00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:14,683 l'm not wasting her time. She's completely lovable. 166 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:16,588 And completely unleavable. 167 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:20,686 And you don't want someone else getting their dirty hands on her. 168 00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,821 -Men are crap. -But all the same-- 169 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,525 They're still crap. 170 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:27,462 Your muse. 171 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:32,831 -You've ruined my life. -You'll get over it. 172 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,543 Dan. 173 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,151 Your shirt. 174 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,295 You all done? 175 00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:02,463 -How's the photographer? -Good. Professional. 176 00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:05,838 Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot. 177 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,138 -What, female? -Americano. 178 00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:13,712 Come on. 179 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,520 Anna? 180 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,926 -Alice. -Hi. 181 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,992 -Sorry to interrupt. -No, we've just finished. 182 00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:36,628 -Would you like some tea? -No, thanks. 183 00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:39,503 l've been serving it all day. Can l use your loo? 184 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,509 Sure. Just through there. 185 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,381 She is beautiful. 186 00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:52,511 -l've got to see you. -No. 187 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,546 What's this? Patriotism? 188 00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:56,454 -l don't want trouble. -l'm not trouble. 189 00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:57,924 You're taken. 190 00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,791 -l've got to see you. -Tough. 191 00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:04,526 -You kissed me. -What are you, 1 2? 192 00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:10,201 l'm a block of ice. 193 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,339 Will you take my photo? 194 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:18,107 l've never been photographed by a professional before. 195 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,774 l'd really appreciate it. l can pay you. 196 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,579 No, l'd like to. 197 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,849 Only if you don't mind. 198 00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:26,648 Why should l? 199 00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,713 Because you'll have to go away. 200 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,624 We don't want him here while we're working, do we? 201 00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:33,284 No, we don't. 202 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:38,493 Right. l'll be in the pub on the corner. 203 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,795 Have fun. 204 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,369 Thank you. 205 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,972 -Good luck with your exhibition. -Good luck with your book. 206 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:05,687 So you've got an exhibition? 207 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:07,789 Yeah. 208 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,165 l read Dan's book. 209 00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:18,069 You've had quite a life. 210 00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:20,839 Thanks. 211 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,077 He said you work in a café? 212 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,049 l am a waitress. 213 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,116 That's a temporary thing? 214 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,078 No. 215 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,652 Why don't you come over here and sit? 216 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:01,983 -You live here? -l do now. 217 00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,048 Because you're single? 218 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:06,917 Who was your last boyfriend? 219 00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:08,751 My husband. 220 00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:10,416 Was he English? 221 00:20:10,826 --> 00:20:13,454 -Very. -What happened to him? 222 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,657 Someone younger. 223 00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,868 You've got a great face. 224 00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:24,766 Doesn't everyone? 225 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,631 l suppose so. 226 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,068 l just.... 227 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:32,079 From the book, somehow l thought you'd be less.... 228 00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:33,708 What? 229 00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:38,880 l don't know what, exactly. 230 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,395 How do you feel about him using your life? 231 00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:58,539 lt's really none of your business. 232 00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:06,246 When he let me in downstairs... 233 00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:08,810 he had this look. 234 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,654 l just listened to your conversation. 235 00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:20,328 l don't know what to say. 236 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,997 l'm not a thief, Alice. 237 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,134 Do you want a drink? 238 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,700 l have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink. 239 00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,610 Just take my picture. 240 00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:00,826 Good. 241 00:29:18,678 --> 00:29:19,940 Anna? 242 00:29:24,117 --> 00:29:25,778 l got the coat. 243 00:29:26,553 --> 00:29:28,111 The white coat. 244 00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:31,588 So l see. 245 00:29:32,659 --> 00:29:34,991 l'm Larry. The doctor. 246 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:36,592 Hello, Dr. Larry. 247 00:29:36,663 --> 00:29:39,598 Feel free to call me ''The Sultan.'' 248 00:29:45,438 --> 00:29:48,407 l can't believe these things actually happen. 249 00:29:48,775 --> 00:29:51,243 l thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout. 250 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,212 But you are bloody gorgeous. 251 00:29:55,181 --> 00:29:56,773 Well, thank you. 252 00:29:58,919 --> 00:30:01,717 Fish. You gotta respect them. 253 00:30:03,056 --> 00:30:04,887 -Have you? -Of course. 254 00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:08,085 We were fish. Long ago. 255 00:30:08,495 --> 00:30:10,395 Before we were apes. 256 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,034 You mentioned a hotel. 257 00:30:16,536 --> 00:30:18,026 No rush. 258 00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:23,138 Actually, there is. l've got to be in surgery by 3:00. 259 00:30:23,843 --> 00:30:27,472 -Are you having an operation? -No, l'm doing one. 260 00:30:28,315 --> 00:30:31,011 -Are you really a doctor? -l said l was. 261 00:30:32,185 --> 00:30:33,846 You are Anna? 262 00:30:36,156 --> 00:30:39,614 l'm sorry. Did l photograph you? 263 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,587 Did we meet somewhere? 264 00:30:41,661 --> 00:30:45,324 Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the Net. 265 00:30:45,765 --> 00:30:48,290 -Excuse me? -You were up for it yesterday. 266 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:51,667 -Was l? -Yeah. ''Wear my wet knickers. 267 00:30:52,639 --> 00:30:54,470 ''Sit on my face. 268 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:58,204 -''Cum-hungry bitch.'' -Okay. 269 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,875 Why do l feel like a pervert? 270 00:31:04,751 --> 00:31:08,278 l think you're the victim of a practical joke. 271 00:31:12,092 --> 00:31:14,686 -l am so sorry. -lt's okay. 272 00:31:18,832 --> 00:31:19,992 No. 273 00:31:21,434 --> 00:31:24,062 We spoke on the Net last night. Now you've seen me-- 274 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:25,468 l wasn't on the Net last night. 275 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:27,631 Where were you between 6:45 and 7:00 p.m.? 276 00:31:27,707 --> 00:31:29,299 That's really none of your business. 277 00:31:29,376 --> 00:31:32,345 -Where were you? -On the Net, talking to you. 278 00:31:33,146 --> 00:31:36,741 -Well, l was talking to someone. -Someone pretending to be me. 279 00:31:40,286 --> 00:31:42,880 l think you were talking to Daniel Woolf. 280 00:31:42,956 --> 00:31:46,016 -Who? -This guy l know. lt's him. 281 00:31:46,092 --> 00:31:48,526 -No, l was talking to a woman. -How do you know? 282 00:31:48,595 --> 00:31:51,257 Believe me, she was a woman. l got a huge.... 283 00:31:51,331 --> 00:31:54,129 She was a.... She wasn't, was she? 284 00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:55,661 No. 285 00:31:56,036 --> 00:31:57,901 What a bastard. 286 00:32:03,343 --> 00:32:05,072 How do you know him? 287 00:32:05,145 --> 00:32:09,275 l don't really know him. l took his photograph for a book he wrote. 288 00:32:09,349 --> 00:32:12,147 -l hope it sank without a trace. -lt's on its way. 289 00:32:12,218 --> 00:32:14,413 There is justice in the world. 290 00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:16,615 What's it called? 291 00:32:25,999 --> 00:32:27,432 The Aquarium. 292 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,833 What a prick! He's advertising. 293 00:32:32,872 --> 00:32:35,432 But why would he pretend to be you? 294 00:32:36,376 --> 00:32:37,866 l think he likes me. 295 00:32:37,977 --> 00:32:40,605 Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers? 296 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,308 Extraordinary thing, the lnternet. 297 00:32:43,516 --> 00:32:46,280 Possibility of genuine global communication. 298 00:32:46,686 --> 00:32:48,813 The first great democratic medium. 299 00:32:48,888 --> 00:32:51,584 Absolutely. lt's the future. 300 00:32:51,991 --> 00:32:54,323 Two guys wanking in cyberspace. 301 00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:56,491 He was the wanker. 302 00:32:57,931 --> 00:33:00,263 l'll say this for him, he can write. 303 00:33:01,868 --> 00:33:03,233 ls he in love with you? 304 00:33:03,303 --> 00:33:05,533 l don't know. No. 305 00:33:06,106 --> 00:33:08,939 -Are you in love with him? -l hardly know him. 306 00:33:09,008 --> 00:33:11,169 But you're sort of interested. 307 00:33:11,311 --> 00:33:13,643 l think he's interesting. 308 00:33:13,947 --> 00:33:16,415 No, don't. l look like a criminal in photos. 309 00:33:16,483 --> 00:33:18,383 Please. lt's my birthday. 310 00:33:18,618 --> 00:33:19,744 Really? 311 00:33:20,553 --> 00:33:21,815 Really. 312 00:33:36,202 --> 00:33:37,499 Happy birthday. 313 00:33:40,673 --> 00:33:41,731 Thank you. 314 00:33:42,442 --> 00:33:45,240 This man comes into the café today and he says: 315 00:33:45,311 --> 00:33:48,405 ''Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?'' 316 00:33:48,882 --> 00:33:50,213 Funny guy. 317 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:54,142 So l go, ''l'm waiting for a man to come in here... 318 00:33:54,587 --> 00:33:58,114 ''and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that.'' 319 00:33:58,525 --> 00:34:00,015 What did he do? 320 00:34:00,093 --> 00:34:02,653 Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 321 00:34:14,207 --> 00:34:16,641 -l'm waiting for you. -To do what? 322 00:34:18,845 --> 00:34:20,176 Leave me. 323 00:34:21,147 --> 00:34:25,015 l'm not going to leave you. l totally love you. Why is this? 324 00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:29,213 Please let me come. l want to be there for you. 325 00:34:29,889 --> 00:34:32,756 -Are you ashamed of me? -Of course not. l told you... 326 00:34:32,826 --> 00:34:35,226 -l want to be alone. -Why? 327 00:34:37,363 --> 00:34:38,887 To grieve. 328 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:41,156 To think. 329 00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:46,899 -l love you. Why won't you let me? -lt's only a weekend. 330 00:34:47,173 --> 00:34:49,437 Why won't you let me love you? 331 00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:54,343 Buster. 332 00:35:00,286 --> 00:35:02,151 Let's go to this thing... 333 00:35:02,355 --> 00:35:05,085 then l'll get my train. l'll be away one night. 334 00:35:05,425 --> 00:35:08,087 l'll be back before you know it, okay? 335 00:35:37,891 --> 00:35:40,121 Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them? 336 00:36:06,419 --> 00:36:07,750 Like it? 337 00:36:10,523 --> 00:36:11,854 No. 338 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,019 What were you so sad about? 339 00:36:16,963 --> 00:36:19,329 -Life. -What's that, then? 340 00:36:22,635 --> 00:36:25,536 So what do you reckon, in general? 341 00:36:25,905 --> 00:36:27,702 You want to talk about art? 342 00:36:27,774 --> 00:36:31,175 l know it's vulgar to discuss The Work at an opening of The Work... 343 00:36:31,244 --> 00:36:33,371 but someone's got to do it. 344 00:36:35,381 --> 00:36:37,849 l'm serious. What do you think? 345 00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:40,542 lt's a lie. 346 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:44,849 lt's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully... 347 00:36:45,325 --> 00:36:49,659 and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art... 348 00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:53,455 say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. 349 00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:56,024 But the people in the photos are sad... 350 00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:58,268 and alone. 351 00:36:58,338 --> 00:37:02,001 But the pictures make the world seem beautiful... 352 00:37:02,075 --> 00:37:06,478 so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie. 353 00:37:07,013 --> 00:37:09,675 And everyone loves a big, fat lie. 354 00:37:10,116 --> 00:37:13,677 -l'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend. -Bastard. 355 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,721 -Larry. -Alice. 356 00:37:18,825 --> 00:37:20,486 So you're Anna's boyfriend. 357 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,425 A princess can kiss a toad. 358 00:37:22,495 --> 00:37:23,587 -Frog. -Toad. 359 00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:26,826 -Frog. -Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same. 360 00:37:28,201 --> 00:37:30,692 So how long have you been seeing her? 361 00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:33,500 Four months. We're in the first flush. 362 00:37:34,207 --> 00:37:37,870 lt's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her. 363 00:37:38,177 --> 00:37:40,407 -You shouldn't smoke. -Fuck off. 364 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,040 l'm a doctor. l'm supposed to say things like that. 365 00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:45,016 -You want one? -No. 366 00:37:45,818 --> 00:37:47,479 Yes. No. 367 00:37:47,854 --> 00:37:49,549 Fuck it, yes. 368 00:37:50,323 --> 00:37:51,654 No. 369 00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:54,649 l've given up. 370 00:37:56,996 --> 00:37:59,897 Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. 371 00:37:59,966 --> 00:38:02,662 -Any good? -Of course. 372 00:38:03,269 --> 00:38:05,260 lt's about you, isn't it? 373 00:38:05,772 --> 00:38:08,935 -Some of me. -Oh? What did he leave out? 374 00:38:10,243 --> 00:38:11,904 The truth. 375 00:38:12,845 --> 00:38:14,540 ls he here, your bloke? 376 00:38:14,614 --> 00:38:17,708 Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird. 377 00:38:21,254 --> 00:38:23,154 My boyfriend's here. 378 00:38:24,157 --> 00:38:25,818 He's here? Where? 379 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,820 There. 380 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,160 With Alice? 381 00:38:31,631 --> 00:38:33,792 l believe you're acquainted. 382 00:38:38,104 --> 00:38:40,902 -l've never seen him before. -No. 383 00:38:42,075 --> 00:38:43,474 But you've spoken. 384 00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:45,801 Well, conversed. 385 00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:49,239 -Corresponded. -l wrote to him? 386 00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:54,077 On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium. l happened to be there. 387 00:38:54,821 --> 00:38:56,618 Nice work, Cupid. 388 00:39:00,493 --> 00:39:03,360 -We need to talk about this. -No, we don't. 389 00:39:03,496 --> 00:39:05,054 He's very pretty. 390 00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:08,761 She is very tall. 391 00:39:13,806 --> 00:39:15,740 So you're a stripper? 392 00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:17,702 Yeah. 393 00:39:18,444 --> 00:39:19,604 And? 394 00:39:42,502 --> 00:39:44,163 You take care, now. 395 00:39:44,537 --> 00:39:45,834 l will. 396 00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:47,672 You, too. 397 00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:58,573 That's the way it should be. 398 00:40:02,221 --> 00:40:03,711 He's very funny. 399 00:40:08,794 --> 00:40:10,728 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 400 00:40:17,803 --> 00:40:20,271 -Pleased with the success? -Yes, absolutely. 401 00:40:21,107 --> 00:40:23,098 Yours was the best. 402 00:40:23,576 --> 00:40:25,601 You were the belle of the bullshit. 403 00:40:25,678 --> 00:40:27,373 Who were those awful people? 404 00:40:27,446 --> 00:40:30,540 -Where do they come from? -Why should we care? 405 00:40:34,687 --> 00:40:38,123 -You get this one. You'll miss your train. -l'll be fine. 406 00:40:38,658 --> 00:40:40,148 Come on, it's cold. 407 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:48,497 l'll see you on Sunday. 408 00:40:53,839 --> 00:40:55,329 Where to, love? 409 00:40:59,512 --> 00:41:00,672 Taxi! 410 00:41:11,824 --> 00:41:12,984 Sorry. 411 00:41:13,326 --> 00:41:15,988 Why don't you make up your bleeding mind? 412 00:41:21,601 --> 00:41:24,434 Thank you so much. l appreciate your coming. 413 00:41:24,503 --> 00:41:26,767 l'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 414 00:41:26,839 --> 00:41:28,773 -Thanks. -Thanks very much. 415 00:41:32,178 --> 00:41:34,510 -l thought you'd gone. -l forgot this. 416 00:41:36,682 --> 00:41:40,618 So he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? 417 00:41:40,686 --> 00:41:43,655 -Obituarist? -Failed novelist, please. 418 00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:46,253 l was sorry about your book. 419 00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:48,486 Thanks. l blame the title. 420 00:41:48,794 --> 00:41:51,991 So we pull out our Christmas crackers with those appalling jokes. 421 00:41:52,064 --> 00:41:54,760 My guy says, ''Hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 422 00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:58,326 ''l've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice.'' 423 00:41:58,404 --> 00:42:01,202 So we go, ''Okay, what's the joke?'' And he says: 424 00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:03,237 ''lt's based on A Christmas Carol... 425 00:42:03,309 --> 00:42:05,675 ''which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas Day.'' 426 00:42:05,745 --> 00:42:08,111 l haven't even seen you for a year. 427 00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:09,306 Yes, you have. 428 00:42:09,382 --> 00:42:11,782 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 429 00:42:11,851 --> 00:42:13,910 l don't stalk. l lurk. 430 00:42:13,986 --> 00:42:16,181 And when l'm not there you look for me. 431 00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:19,747 -How do you know if you're not there? -Because l am there... 432 00:42:20,426 --> 00:42:22,121 lurking from a distance. 433 00:42:30,803 --> 00:42:32,134 Look at me. 434 00:42:32,872 --> 00:42:35,033 Tell me you're not in love with me. 435 00:42:35,808 --> 00:42:37,969 l'm not in love with you. 436 00:42:40,613 --> 00:42:42,274 You just lied. 437 00:42:48,654 --> 00:42:51,248 l'm your stranger. Jump. 438 00:43:19,618 --> 00:43:22,382 -Hello, stranger. -Hello. 439 00:43:23,055 --> 00:43:25,046 lntense conversation? 440 00:43:27,426 --> 00:43:29,257 His father died. 441 00:43:30,363 --> 00:43:31,853 Were you spying? 442 00:43:31,931 --> 00:43:33,796 Lovingly observing... 443 00:43:34,066 --> 00:43:35,624 with a telescope. 444 00:43:37,937 --> 00:43:39,996 He's taller than in his photo. 445 00:43:40,606 --> 00:43:42,437 His photo's a headshot. 446 00:43:42,508 --> 00:43:44,100 Yeah, l know. 447 00:43:44,176 --> 00:43:48,112 But his head implied a short body, when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 448 00:43:48,314 --> 00:43:49,338 Deceptive? 449 00:43:49,415 --> 00:43:52,816 He's actually got a long body. He's a stringy fucker. 450 00:43:53,953 --> 00:43:55,511 l could have him. 451 00:43:56,489 --> 00:43:59,981 -What? -lf it came to it, in a scrap, l could have him. 452 00:44:01,427 --> 00:44:03,861 Did you tell him we call him Cupid? 453 00:44:04,563 --> 00:44:07,327 No, that's our joke. 454 00:44:09,268 --> 00:44:11,532 l had a chat with young Alice. 455 00:44:11,604 --> 00:44:13,333 -Fancy her? -Of course. 456 00:44:13,439 --> 00:44:15,168 -Not as much as you. -Why not? 457 00:44:15,241 --> 00:44:17,209 You're a woman. She's a girl. 458 00:44:17,276 --> 00:44:20,768 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 459 00:44:21,013 --> 00:44:24,505 -She seems open to me. -That's how she wants to seem. 460 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:28,110 You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival. 461 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:30,018 -Am l, now? -Yes. 462 00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:34,025 You seem more like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself. 463 00:44:39,665 --> 00:44:42,828 That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. 464 00:44:46,338 --> 00:44:47,930 That's horrible. 465 00:44:48,174 --> 00:44:49,641 l'm sorry. 466 00:44:51,010 --> 00:44:52,671 l'm so sorry. 467 00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:43,760 -Where have you been? -Work thing. 468 00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:47,822 Had a drink with Harry. You never have one drink with Harry. 469 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,869 -You know he's in love with you. -No, he's not. 470 00:45:51,871 --> 00:45:53,168 ls he? 471 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,735 Did you eat? 472 00:45:57,009 --> 00:45:59,239 l'll make you something. 473 00:46:00,112 --> 00:46:01,773 l'm not hungry. 474 00:46:23,836 --> 00:46:24,894 What? 475 00:46:28,607 --> 00:46:30,097 This will hurt. 476 00:46:31,110 --> 00:46:32,839 l've been with Anna. 477 00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:35,374 l'm in love with her. 478 00:46:36,415 --> 00:46:39,043 We've been seeing each other for a year. 479 00:46:39,385 --> 00:46:41,353 lt began at her opening. 480 00:46:57,503 --> 00:46:59,664 -Have a nice one. -Cheers, guvnor. 481 00:47:22,394 --> 00:47:23,725 Don't move. 482 00:47:24,730 --> 00:47:26,789 l want to remember this moment forever. 483 00:47:26,865 --> 00:47:30,198 First time l walked through the door, returning from a business trip... 484 00:47:30,269 --> 00:47:33,067 to be greeted by my wife. 485 00:47:33,539 --> 00:47:36,235 l have, in this moment, become an adult. 486 00:47:36,508 --> 00:47:39,068 Thanks for waiting up, you darling. 487 00:47:40,846 --> 00:47:42,507 You goddess. 488 00:47:46,752 --> 00:47:48,344 l missed you. 489 00:47:48,754 --> 00:47:50,449 How about some tea? 490 00:47:50,823 --> 00:47:52,814 Jesus, l'm knackered! 491 00:47:52,891 --> 00:47:54,916 -Didn't you sleep on the plane? -No... 492 00:47:54,994 --> 00:47:59,055 because the permed German next to me was snoring like a Messerschmitt. 493 00:47:59,131 --> 00:48:01,531 -What's the time? -About midnight. 494 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:04,101 Time. What a tricky little fucker. 495 00:48:04,837 --> 00:48:08,170 My head's in two places. My brain actually hurts. 496 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:11,232 -Do you want some food? -No, l need a bath. 497 00:48:11,677 --> 00:48:14,805 -l'll run it for you. -No, l'll have a shower. 498 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:16,511 You okay? 499 00:48:17,249 --> 00:48:18,648 How was the thing? 500 00:48:18,717 --> 00:48:21,880 As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot. 501 00:48:22,788 --> 00:48:24,380 How was the hotel? 502 00:48:24,723 --> 00:48:28,352 Someone told me that the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel... 503 00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:32,363 the concierge, the bellboys and girls.... Did you know this? 504 00:48:32,665 --> 00:48:35,463 -They're all whores. -Everybody knows that. 505 00:48:36,135 --> 00:48:37,295 l didn't. 506 00:48:39,905 --> 00:48:42,897 l don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke. 507 00:48:43,342 --> 00:48:45,003 l just had a bath. 508 00:48:46,545 --> 00:48:47,876 Right. 509 00:48:48,514 --> 00:48:51,449 l'll see to myself, then, in the Elle Decoration bathroom. 510 00:48:51,517 --> 00:48:55,044 -You chose that bathroom. -And every time l wash in it l feel dirty. 511 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,554 lt's cleaner than l am. lt's got attitude. 512 00:48:57,623 --> 00:48:59,591 The mirror says, ''Who the fuck are you?'' 513 00:48:59,658 --> 00:49:02,320 -You chose it. -Doesn't mean l like it. 514 00:49:02,494 --> 00:49:04,359 We shouldn't have this. 515 00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:06,261 l hear middle-class guilt. 516 00:49:06,331 --> 00:49:10,267 Working-class guilt. Why are you dressed if you just had a bath? 517 00:49:11,837 --> 00:49:13,532 We needed some milk. 518 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,868 You okay? 519 00:49:16,909 --> 00:49:18,638 -You? -Yeah. 520 00:49:22,881 --> 00:49:24,212 l'm going. 521 00:49:24,550 --> 00:49:26,882 -l'm sorry. -lrrelevant. 522 00:49:28,087 --> 00:49:29,918 What are you sorry for? 523 00:49:30,222 --> 00:49:31,712 Everything. 524 00:49:31,924 --> 00:49:34,916 -Why didn't you tell me before? -Cowardice. 525 00:49:36,795 --> 00:49:38,592 ls it because she's successful? 526 00:49:38,664 --> 00:49:41,827 No, it's because she doesn't need me. 527 00:49:45,270 --> 00:49:46,931 Did you bring her here? 528 00:49:49,341 --> 00:49:50,330 Yes. 529 00:49:54,279 --> 00:49:57,373 -Didn't she get married? -She stopped seeing me. 530 00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:00,043 ls that when we went to the country? 531 00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:02,781 To celebrate our third anniversary? 532 00:50:04,490 --> 00:50:07,618 Did you phone her? Beg her to come back? 533 00:50:08,193 --> 00:50:10,855 -When you went for your long, lonely walks? -Yes. 534 00:50:10,929 --> 00:50:12,294 You're a piece of shit. 535 00:50:12,364 --> 00:50:15,390 Deception is brutal. l'm not pretending otherwise. 536 00:50:15,467 --> 00:50:16,627 How? 537 00:50:16,935 --> 00:50:18,425 How does it work? 538 00:50:19,938 --> 00:50:22,099 How do you do this to someone? 539 00:50:23,876 --> 00:50:25,537 Not good enough. 540 00:50:26,845 --> 00:50:30,212 -l fell in love with her, Alice. -As if you had no choice? 541 00:50:30,282 --> 00:50:32,216 There's a moment. There's always a moment. 542 00:50:32,284 --> 00:50:35,447 ''l can do this, l can give in to this, or l can resist it.'' 543 00:50:35,521 --> 00:50:39,514 And l don't know when your moment was, but l bet you there was one. 544 00:50:39,591 --> 00:50:41,024 l'm going. 545 00:50:43,796 --> 00:50:46,230 -lt's not safe out there. -And it's safe in here? 546 00:50:46,298 --> 00:50:48,163 What about your things? 547 00:50:48,433 --> 00:50:51,163 -l don't need things. -Where will you go? 548 00:50:51,436 --> 00:50:52,767 Disappear. 549 00:50:55,607 --> 00:50:58,440 The Sultan has returned bearing gifts. 550 00:51:01,446 --> 00:51:02,777 Thank you. 551 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,485 They're beautiful. 552 00:51:09,555 --> 00:51:12,456 Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel. 553 00:51:13,225 --> 00:51:14,214 What? 554 00:51:14,359 --> 00:51:17,157 They sell these arty postcards in the lobby. 555 00:51:17,429 --> 00:51:19,863 l bought one to boost your sales. 556 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:24,762 ''Young Woman, London.'' 557 00:51:26,205 --> 00:51:31,006 And l checked for your book in The Museum of Modern Art. lt was there. 558 00:51:31,977 --> 00:51:33,672 Someone bought one. 559 00:51:33,879 --> 00:51:36,541 This guy with a ridiculous little beard. 560 00:51:36,615 --> 00:51:41,279 He was drooling over your photo on the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek. 561 00:51:41,486 --> 00:51:44,649 l was so proud of you. You've broken New York. 562 00:51:45,324 --> 00:51:46,814 You're wonderful. 563 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,791 Don't ever forget it. 564 00:51:53,699 --> 00:51:55,530 Can l still see you? 565 00:52:00,038 --> 00:52:03,007 Dan, can l still see you? Answer me. 566 00:52:03,075 --> 00:52:05,805 l can't see you. lf l see you, l'll never leave you. 567 00:52:05,878 --> 00:52:09,279 -What will you do if l find someone else? -Be jealous. 568 00:52:11,149 --> 00:52:13,140 You still fancy me? 569 00:52:14,052 --> 00:52:15,383 Of course. 570 00:52:16,321 --> 00:52:17,618 You're lying. 571 00:52:18,891 --> 00:52:20,449 l've been you. 572 00:52:23,562 --> 00:52:25,223 Will you hold me? 573 00:52:31,103 --> 00:52:34,630 -l amuse you, but l bore you. -No. 574 00:52:36,041 --> 00:52:37,906 You did love me? 575 00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:41,472 l'll always love you. l hate hurting you. 576 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,238 Then why are you? 577 00:52:44,483 --> 00:52:46,417 'Cause l'm selfish. 578 00:52:46,885 --> 00:52:50,116 -And l think l'll be happier with her. -You won't. 579 00:52:50,789 --> 00:52:52,620 You'll miss me. 580 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:56,389 No one will ever love you as much as l do. 581 00:52:57,696 --> 00:52:59,857 Why isn't love enough? 582 00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:04,929 l'm the one who leaves. l'm supposed to leave you. 583 00:53:19,952 --> 00:53:22,011 Make some tea, buster. 584 00:54:13,038 --> 00:54:14,733 Why are you dressed? 585 00:54:18,176 --> 00:54:20,542 Because l think you might be about to leave me... 586 00:54:20,612 --> 00:54:23,672 and l didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown. 587 00:54:26,585 --> 00:54:28,917 l slept with someone in New York. 588 00:54:30,155 --> 00:54:31,486 A whore. 589 00:54:32,824 --> 00:54:34,121 l'm sorry. 590 00:54:38,497 --> 00:54:40,328 Why did you tell me? 591 00:54:41,266 --> 00:54:44,064 -l couldn't lie to you. -Why not? 592 00:54:45,404 --> 00:54:47,065 Because l love you. 593 00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:04,152 lt's fine. 594 00:55:05,023 --> 00:55:07,014 Really? Why? 595 00:55:12,097 --> 00:55:13,792 Something's wrong. 596 00:55:18,236 --> 00:55:19,567 Tell me. 597 00:55:23,075 --> 00:55:24,906 Are you leaving me? 598 00:55:29,314 --> 00:55:30,975 Because of this? 599 00:55:33,652 --> 00:55:34,812 Why? 600 00:55:36,922 --> 00:55:38,253 Dan. 601 00:55:40,325 --> 00:55:41,622 Cupid? 602 00:55:43,462 --> 00:55:45,054 He's our joke. 603 00:55:46,031 --> 00:55:47,362 l love him. 604 00:55:48,767 --> 00:55:50,701 You're seeing him now? 605 00:55:53,071 --> 00:55:54,663 Since when? 606 00:56:00,212 --> 00:56:03,045 Since my opening last year. 607 00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:05,974 l'm disgusting. 608 00:56:08,653 --> 00:56:10,245 You're phenomenal. 609 00:56:11,857 --> 00:56:13,518 You're so clever. 610 00:56:15,927 --> 00:56:17,690 Why did you marry me? 611 00:56:19,397 --> 00:56:21,888 l stopped seeing him. l wanted us to work. 612 00:56:21,967 --> 00:56:24,959 -Why did you tell me you wanted children? -Because l did. 613 00:56:25,036 --> 00:56:27,869 -And now you want children with him? -Yes. 614 00:56:30,008 --> 00:56:31,566 l don't know. 615 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,604 But we're happy... 616 00:56:37,816 --> 00:56:39,147 aren't we? 617 00:56:44,422 --> 00:56:47,084 -You're gonna go live with him? -You stay here if you want. 618 00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:49,753 l don't give a fuck about the spoils. 619 00:56:51,163 --> 00:56:54,860 You did this to me the day we met. You let me hang myself for your amusement. 620 00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:57,424 Why didn't you just tell me when l walked in the door? 621 00:56:57,502 --> 00:57:00,665 -l was scared. -You're a coward, you spoilt bitch. 622 00:57:02,807 --> 00:57:06,004 Are you dressed because you thought l might hit you? 623 00:57:08,613 --> 00:57:10,205 What do you think l am? 624 00:57:10,282 --> 00:57:12,682 -l've been hit before. -Not by me. 625 00:57:15,387 --> 00:57:17,116 ls he a good fuck? 626 00:57:18,623 --> 00:57:20,147 Don't do this. 627 00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:22,616 Just answer the question. 628 00:57:22,861 --> 00:57:24,522 ls he good? 629 00:57:24,863 --> 00:57:26,194 Yes. 630 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:30,292 Better than me? 631 00:57:30,635 --> 00:57:32,694 -Different. -Better? 632 00:57:35,407 --> 00:57:37,739 -Gentler. -What does that mean? 633 00:57:38,610 --> 00:57:40,703 -You know what it means. -Tell me. 634 00:57:40,779 --> 00:57:42,337 -No. -l treat you like a whore? 635 00:57:42,414 --> 00:57:44,644 -Sometimes. -Why would that be? 636 00:57:45,684 --> 00:57:48,084 -l'm sorry, you're-- -Don't say it. 637 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:49,947 Don't you fucking say: 638 00:57:50,021 --> 00:57:52,819 ''You're too good for me.'' l am, but don't say it. 639 00:57:52,891 --> 00:57:55,553 You're making the mistake of your life. 640 00:57:57,362 --> 00:58:00,854 You're leaving me because you believe that you don't deserve happiness... 641 00:58:00,932 --> 00:58:02,524 but you do, Anna. 642 00:58:05,470 --> 00:58:08,496 Did you have a bath because you had sex with him? 643 00:58:09,241 --> 00:58:11,368 So you wouldn't smell of him? 644 00:58:12,777 --> 00:58:14,938 So you'd feel less guilty? 645 00:58:16,114 --> 00:58:17,706 How do you feel? 646 00:58:18,383 --> 00:58:19,873 Guilty. 647 00:58:21,353 --> 00:58:23,184 Did you ever love me? 648 00:58:24,055 --> 00:58:25,215 Yes. 649 00:58:57,822 --> 00:58:59,653 Did you do it here? 650 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,120 No. 651 00:59:03,561 --> 00:59:04,892 Why not? 652 00:59:07,365 --> 00:59:09,128 Do you wish we did? 653 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,997 Just tell me the truth. 654 00:59:12,904 --> 00:59:14,735 Yes, we did it here. 655 00:59:17,742 --> 00:59:18,902 Where? 656 00:59:23,948 --> 00:59:25,108 There. 657 00:59:27,652 --> 00:59:28,983 On this? 658 00:59:33,191 --> 00:59:35,489 We had our first fuck on this. 659 00:59:36,294 --> 00:59:37,989 Did you think of me? 660 00:59:40,832 --> 00:59:42,163 When? 661 00:59:45,236 --> 00:59:47,136 When did you do it here? 662 00:59:47,472 --> 00:59:49,997 -Answer the question! -This evening. 663 00:59:54,813 --> 00:59:56,246 Did you come? 664 00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:01,510 -Why are you doing this? -'Cause l want to know. 665 01:00:02,687 --> 01:00:04,917 -Yes, l came. -How many times? 666 01:00:04,989 --> 01:00:06,854 -Twice. -How? 667 01:00:07,392 --> 01:00:10,987 -First he went down on me, then we fucked. -Who was where? 668 01:00:11,062 --> 01:00:13,997 l was on top, then he fucked me from behind. 669 01:00:14,065 --> 01:00:16,932 -That's when you came the second time? -God. 670 01:00:17,702 --> 01:00:21,502 -Why is the sex so important? -Because l'm a fucking caveman! 671 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,133 Did you touch yourself while he fucked you? 672 01:00:24,509 --> 01:00:26,033 -You wank for him? -Sometimes. 673 01:00:26,111 --> 01:00:27,976 -And he does? -We do everything... 674 01:00:28,046 --> 01:00:30,776 -that people who have sex do. -You enjoy sucking him off? 675 01:00:30,849 --> 01:00:32,077 -You like his cock? -l love it. 676 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:33,674 -Like him coming in your face? -Yes! 677 01:00:33,752 --> 01:00:36,220 -What does it taste like? -Like you, but sweeter. 678 01:00:36,287 --> 01:00:39,745 That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. 679 01:00:39,824 --> 01:00:41,792 Now fuck off and die... 680 01:00:42,761 --> 01:00:44,626 you fucked-up slag. 681 01:02:08,012 --> 01:02:09,604 l love you. 682 01:02:11,449 --> 01:02:12,939 Thank you. 683 01:02:15,286 --> 01:02:18,778 -What's this room called? -The Paradise Suite. 684 01:02:19,057 --> 01:02:21,992 -How many Paradise Suites are there? -Eight. 685 01:02:27,799 --> 01:02:29,460 Do l have to pay you to talk to me? 686 01:02:29,534 --> 01:02:32,435 No. But if you want to tip me, you're welcome. 687 01:02:37,609 --> 01:02:38,906 Thank you. 688 01:02:40,044 --> 01:02:43,707 l used to come here a million years ago. lt was a punk club. 689 01:02:43,915 --> 01:02:45,780 The stage was.... 690 01:02:49,087 --> 01:02:51,749 Everything is a version of something else. 691 01:02:52,056 --> 01:02:53,683 Twenty years ago. 692 01:02:54,058 --> 01:02:55,423 How old were you? 693 01:02:55,527 --> 01:02:57,358 -Four. -Christ. 694 01:02:57,562 --> 01:03:01,658 -When l was in flares, you were in nappies. -My nappies were flared. 695 01:03:01,733 --> 01:03:04,327 -You have the face of an angel. -Thank you. 696 01:03:04,402 --> 01:03:06,632 What does your cunt taste like? 697 01:03:06,938 --> 01:03:08,269 Heaven. 698 01:03:12,377 --> 01:03:13,935 How long have you been doing this? 699 01:03:14,012 --> 01:03:16,708 -Three months. -Straight after he left you? 700 01:03:17,248 --> 01:03:18,977 No one left me. 701 01:03:20,718 --> 01:03:23,016 -Nice wig. -Thank you. 702 01:03:23,955 --> 01:03:26,014 Does all this turn you on? 703 01:03:26,124 --> 01:03:27,421 -Sometimes. -Liar. 704 01:03:27,492 --> 01:03:30,518 You're telling me that 'cause you think it's what l want to hear. 705 01:03:30,595 --> 01:03:32,495 You think l'm turned on by it turning you on. 706 01:03:32,564 --> 01:03:36,864 The thought of me creaming myself when l strip for strangers doesn't turn you on? 707 01:03:36,935 --> 01:03:38,926 Put like that, yes. 708 01:03:42,206 --> 01:03:44,834 -Are you flirting with me? -Maybe. 709 01:03:45,843 --> 01:03:48,004 -Are you allowed to flirt with me? -Sure. 710 01:03:48,079 --> 01:03:50,639 -Really? -No, l'm not. l'm breaking all the rules. 711 01:03:50,715 --> 01:03:53,309 -You're mocking me. -Yes, l'm allowed to flirt. 712 01:03:53,384 --> 01:03:54,681 To prize my money from me. 713 01:03:54,752 --> 01:03:57,915 To prize your money from you, l may do or say as l please. 714 01:03:57,989 --> 01:03:59,854 -Except touch. -We're not allowed to touch. 715 01:03:59,924 --> 01:04:01,255 Open your legs. 716 01:04:02,026 --> 01:04:03,254 Wider. 717 01:04:13,671 --> 01:04:15,002 Show me. 718 01:04:20,345 --> 01:04:22,472 So what would happen if l touched you now? 719 01:04:22,547 --> 01:04:24,708 -l'd call security. -What would they do? 720 01:04:24,782 --> 01:04:27,307 They would ask you to leave and not to come back. 721 01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:29,853 -And if l refused to leave? -They would remove you. 722 01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:32,651 Those are security cameras in the ceiling. 723 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,690 l think it's best l don't attempt to touch you. 724 01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:42,161 l'd like to touch you. Later. 725 01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:44,700 -l'm not a whore. -l wouldn't pay. 726 01:04:46,471 --> 01:04:48,735 Why the fuck did he leave you? 727 01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:51,636 -What's your job? -A question. You asked me a question. 728 01:04:51,709 --> 01:04:53,438 -So? -lt's a chink in your armor. 729 01:04:53,511 --> 01:04:55,945 -l'm not wearing armor. -Yes, you are. 730 01:04:56,014 --> 01:04:58,847 -Why are you calling yourself Jane? -Because it's my name. 731 01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:00,781 We both know it isn't. 732 01:05:02,086 --> 01:05:04,054 You're all protecting your identities. 733 01:05:04,122 --> 01:05:07,785 There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name? 734 01:05:07,859 --> 01:05:10,327 -Pluto. -You're cheeky. 735 01:05:10,428 --> 01:05:13,329 -Would you like me to stop being cheeky? -No. 736 01:05:14,232 --> 01:05:15,756 What's your name? 737 01:05:17,235 --> 01:05:18,361 Daniel. 738 01:05:19,671 --> 01:05:21,332 Daniel the dermatologist. 739 01:05:21,406 --> 01:05:23,738 -l never told you my job. -l guessed. 740 01:05:24,075 --> 01:05:25,633 You're strong. 741 01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:29,805 There's another one out there. Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit. 742 01:05:29,881 --> 01:05:32,577 Calls herself Cupid. Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke? 743 01:05:32,650 --> 01:05:36,916 -He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy. -l want you to tell me your name. 744 01:05:42,226 --> 01:05:43,454 Please. 745 01:05:44,762 --> 01:05:47,560 Thank you. My name is Jane. 746 01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:49,697 Your real name. 747 01:05:51,402 --> 01:05:52,733 Thank you. 748 01:05:53,404 --> 01:05:56,134 -My real name is Jane. -Careful. 749 01:05:59,811 --> 01:06:02,473 Thank you. Still Jane. 750 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,739 l've got about another £500 here. 751 01:06:04,816 --> 01:06:09,753 Why don't l just give you all this money and you tell me what your real name is... 752 01:06:10,588 --> 01:06:11,782 Alice? 753 01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:13,957 l promise. 754 01:06:15,393 --> 01:06:16,724 Thank you. 755 01:06:17,962 --> 01:06:19,554 My real name... 756 01:06:19,731 --> 01:06:22,427 is plain Jane Jones. 757 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,297 l may be rich, but l'm not stupid. 758 01:06:24,368 --> 01:06:26,632 What a shame, Doc. l love them rich and stupid. 759 01:06:26,704 --> 01:06:28,865 Don't you fuck around with me. 760 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:31,500 -l apologize. -Accepted. 761 01:06:32,076 --> 01:06:35,512 All the girls in this hellhole, the pneumatic robots... 762 01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:38,071 the coked-up baby dolls, and you're no different. 763 01:06:38,182 --> 01:06:41,242 You all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else... 764 01:06:41,319 --> 01:06:44,777 so you don't feel ashamed showing your cunts and assholes to strangers. 765 01:06:44,856 --> 01:06:46,323 l'm trying to have a conversation. 766 01:06:46,390 --> 01:06:48,255 -You're out of cash. -l paid for this room. 767 01:06:48,326 --> 01:06:49,384 This is extra. 768 01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:51,018 -We met last year. -Wrong girl. 769 01:06:51,095 --> 01:06:52,426 Talk to me! 770 01:06:53,064 --> 01:06:55,624 -l am. -Talk to me in real life. 771 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,236 l didn't know you'd be here. l know who you are. 772 01:07:00,505 --> 01:07:01,904 l love you. 773 01:07:03,407 --> 01:07:05,932 l love everything about you that hurts. 774 01:07:18,923 --> 01:07:20,891 She won't even see me. 775 01:07:22,226 --> 01:07:25,992 -You feel the same. l know it. -You can't cry in here. 776 01:07:26,898 --> 01:07:30,334 -Hold me. Let me hold you. -We're not allowed to touch. 777 01:07:31,435 --> 01:07:34,268 Come home with me. lt's safe. Let me look after you. 778 01:07:34,338 --> 01:07:37,068 -l don't need looking after. -Everyone needs looking after. 779 01:07:37,141 --> 01:07:39,109 l'm not your revenge fuck. 780 01:07:40,144 --> 01:07:41,873 -l'll pay you. -l don't need your money. 781 01:07:41,946 --> 01:07:43,208 -You have my money. -Thank you. 782 01:07:43,281 --> 01:07:46,808 -''Thank you.'' ls that some kind of rule? -Just being polite. 783 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,553 Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here? 784 01:07:52,623 --> 01:07:54,591 Occupational hazard. 785 01:07:54,692 --> 01:07:57,126 Have you ever desired a customer? 786 01:07:58,563 --> 01:07:59,825 Yes. 787 01:07:59,897 --> 01:08:02,092 Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me? 788 01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:04,760 Because l'm being pretty honest about my feelings for you. 789 01:08:04,836 --> 01:08:07,066 -Your feelings? -Whatever. 790 01:08:07,405 --> 01:08:09,305 No, l don't desire you. 791 01:08:10,575 --> 01:08:11,940 Thank you. 792 01:08:12,877 --> 01:08:15,641 Thank you sincerely for your honesty. 793 01:08:23,721 --> 01:08:26,281 You think you haven't give us anything of yourselves? 794 01:08:26,357 --> 01:08:29,087 Do you think because you don't love us or desire us... 795 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,754 or even like us, you think you've won? 796 01:08:31,829 --> 01:08:33,319 lt's not a war. 797 01:08:39,570 --> 01:08:41,868 lf l asked you to strip right now, would you? 798 01:08:41,939 --> 01:08:44,601 -Of course. Do you want me to? -No. 799 01:08:46,244 --> 01:08:49,304 Alice, tell me something true. 800 01:08:50,248 --> 01:08:54,344 Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... 801 01:08:54,919 --> 01:08:57,080 but it's better if you do. 802 01:08:58,856 --> 01:09:00,255 You're cold. 803 01:09:00,892 --> 01:09:02,917 You're all cold at heart. 804 01:09:04,729 --> 01:09:07,789 What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here? 805 01:09:07,865 --> 01:09:10,925 Maybe next time l'll have worked on my intimacy. 806 01:09:11,335 --> 01:09:15,499 No, l'll tell you what's gonna work. You're gonna take your gear off right now. 807 01:09:15,573 --> 01:09:20,033 You're gonna turn around very slowly, and you're gonna bend over... 808 01:09:20,611 --> 01:09:24,877 and you're gonna touch the fucking floor for my viewing pleasure. 809 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:27,684 ls that what you want? 810 01:09:29,086 --> 01:09:30,986 What else could l want? 811 01:10:38,055 --> 01:10:39,386 l'm sorry. 812 01:10:41,726 --> 01:10:43,717 -What happened? -Traffic. 813 01:10:45,830 --> 01:10:49,197 -Do you want to go stand in the back? -No, let's have a drink. 814 01:10:53,170 --> 01:10:54,967 You look flushed. 815 01:10:56,073 --> 01:10:58,041 You have no need to run. 816 01:10:58,109 --> 01:10:59,633 -Vodka tonic? -Yes. 817 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:02,907 -Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please. -Sure. 818 01:11:04,148 --> 01:11:05,581 How was it? 819 01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:07,944 Fine. 820 01:11:08,519 --> 01:11:09,986 You had lunch? 821 01:11:10,688 --> 01:11:11,985 Then what? 822 01:11:13,758 --> 01:11:16,249 -And then we left. -And? 823 01:11:17,128 --> 01:11:18,720 There's no ''and.'' 824 01:11:21,232 --> 01:11:24,929 You haven't seen him in four months. There must be an ''and.'' 825 01:11:25,236 --> 01:11:27,670 -How is he? -Terrible. 826 01:11:36,414 --> 01:11:38,678 -Keep the change. -Thank you, sir. 827 01:11:42,753 --> 01:11:44,744 How is his dermatology? 828 01:11:44,955 --> 01:11:48,721 -He's in private practice now. -ls he? 829 01:11:51,295 --> 01:11:53,695 Was he weeping all over the place? 830 01:11:53,798 --> 01:11:57,029 -Some of the time. -Poor bastard. 831 01:11:57,701 --> 01:12:00,261 Was he difficult? 832 01:12:02,807 --> 01:12:04,968 Are you angry that l saw him? 833 01:12:05,109 --> 01:12:06,770 No. lt's just... 834 01:12:08,145 --> 01:12:09,737 l haven't seen Alice. 835 01:12:09,814 --> 01:12:12,442 You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is. 836 01:12:12,516 --> 01:12:14,643 l haven't tried to find her. 837 01:12:16,053 --> 01:12:17,418 You know why l saw him. 838 01:12:17,488 --> 01:12:20,252 He's been begging me for months. l saw him so he'd sign. 839 01:12:20,324 --> 01:12:22,554 -So has he signed? -Yes. 840 01:12:26,997 --> 01:12:28,555 Congratulations. 841 01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:31,264 You're a divorcée. 842 01:12:32,770 --> 01:12:34,499 Double divorcée. 843 01:12:36,507 --> 01:12:37,804 Sorry. 844 01:12:38,843 --> 01:12:40,367 How do you feel? 845 01:12:41,579 --> 01:12:42,739 Tired. 846 01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,282 l love you. 847 01:12:49,019 --> 01:12:50,748 And l need a piss. 848 01:13:27,691 --> 01:13:29,215 l hate this place. 849 01:13:30,261 --> 01:13:31,660 At least it's central. 850 01:13:31,729 --> 01:13:34,789 l hate central. Central London's a theme park. 851 01:13:35,766 --> 01:13:40,100 l hate retro. l hate the future. Where does that leave me? 852 01:13:41,205 --> 01:13:42,502 Come back. 853 01:13:43,274 --> 01:13:46,107 -You promised you wouldn't. -Come back. 854 01:13:50,447 --> 01:13:53,507 -How's work? -Jesus. Work's shit, okay? 855 01:14:02,193 --> 01:14:06,061 Do they have waiters here? l love you. Please come back. 856 01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:08,693 l'm not coming back. 857 01:14:14,605 --> 01:14:15,697 Sign. 858 01:14:16,907 --> 01:14:18,169 No pen. 859 01:14:23,681 --> 01:14:24,739 Pen. 860 01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:29,548 Give me back my hand. 861 01:14:39,163 --> 01:14:40,255 Sign. 862 01:14:46,837 --> 01:14:48,930 l'll sign on one condition. 863 01:14:50,774 --> 01:14:54,005 We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery... 864 01:14:54,078 --> 01:14:57,241 and we christen the patients' bed with our final fuck. 865 01:14:57,314 --> 01:14:59,214 l know you don't want to... 866 01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:03,677 and l know you think l'm sick for asking, but that's what l'm asking. 867 01:15:03,754 --> 01:15:05,449 For old times' sake. 868 01:15:06,257 --> 01:15:08,384 Because l'm obsessed with you. 869 01:15:09,093 --> 01:15:11,789 Because l can't get over you unless.... 870 01:15:12,596 --> 01:15:14,427 Because l think, on some small level... 871 01:15:14,498 --> 01:15:17,797 you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely. 872 01:15:18,736 --> 01:15:23,105 For all these reasons, l am begging you to give me your body. 873 01:15:25,009 --> 01:15:26,772 You'd be my whore. 874 01:15:27,311 --> 01:15:30,178 And in return, l will pay you with your liberty. 875 01:15:32,116 --> 01:15:35,415 You do this, l swear l will not contact you again. 876 01:15:40,591 --> 01:15:42,422 l'm going to the bar. 877 01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:45,551 l assume you still drink vodka tonic? 878 01:16:07,951 --> 01:16:10,146 You slept with him, didn't you? 879 01:16:36,647 --> 01:16:39,445 -What do you expect me to do? -Understand. 880 01:16:40,718 --> 01:16:42,185 Why didn't you lie to me? 881 01:16:42,252 --> 01:16:44,846 Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth. 882 01:16:44,922 --> 01:16:46,514 What's so great about the truth? 883 01:16:46,590 --> 01:16:49,889 Try lying for a change. lt's the currency of the world. 884 01:16:52,096 --> 01:16:56,795 l did what he wanted, and now he will leave us alone. 885 01:16:59,870 --> 01:17:01,235 l love you. 886 01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:05,306 -l didn't give him anything. -Your body? 887 01:17:07,111 --> 01:17:10,603 lf Alice came to you, desperate... 888 01:17:11,081 --> 01:17:13,174 with all that love still between you... 889 01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:15,309 and she said she needed you to want her... 890 01:17:15,386 --> 01:17:17,479 so she could get over you, you'd do it. 891 01:17:17,554 --> 01:17:20,546 l wouldn't like it either, but l'd forgive you. 892 01:17:20,858 --> 01:17:23,986 -lt's kindness. -No, cowardice. 893 01:17:24,194 --> 01:17:26,389 You haven't got the guts to let him hate you. 894 01:17:38,475 --> 01:17:42,206 l'm doing this because l feel guilty, and because l pity you. 895 01:17:42,279 --> 01:17:45,180 -You know that, don't you? -Yes. 896 01:17:46,016 --> 01:17:48,883 -Feel good about yourself? -No. 897 01:17:59,263 --> 01:18:00,628 lt's gone. 898 01:18:01,665 --> 01:18:05,795 -We're not innocent anymore. -Don't stop loving me. 899 01:18:05,869 --> 01:18:09,361 l can see it draining out of you. lt's me, remember? 900 01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:13,234 lt was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing. 901 01:18:13,644 --> 01:18:15,908 lf you love me enough, you'll forgive me. 902 01:18:15,979 --> 01:18:18,379 -Are you testing me? -No. 903 01:18:18,982 --> 01:18:22,884 -l do understand. -No. He understands. 904 01:18:25,155 --> 01:18:28,318 All l can see is him all over you. 905 01:18:28,992 --> 01:18:32,393 He's clever, your ex-husband. 906 01:18:33,897 --> 01:18:35,421 l almost admire him. 907 01:18:39,369 --> 01:18:41,360 You going to tell him? 908 01:18:42,973 --> 01:18:44,463 l don't know. 909 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,848 Better to be truthful about this kind of thing. 910 01:19:07,164 --> 01:19:08,358 Sign. 911 01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:18,430 l forgive you. 912 01:19:21,879 --> 01:19:23,210 Sign. 913 01:19:27,017 --> 01:19:28,917 I think you enjoyed it. 914 01:19:29,953 --> 01:19:33,480 He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes... 915 01:19:33,557 --> 01:19:37,516 the strange familiarity. l think you had a whale of a time. 916 01:19:37,594 --> 01:19:39,926 And the truth is l'll never know unless l ask him. 917 01:19:39,997 --> 01:19:41,521 Why don't you? 918 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,172 Yes? 919 01:20:32,849 --> 01:20:34,646 You can go in now. 920 01:20:42,259 --> 01:20:45,160 -l want Anna back. -She's made her choice. 921 01:20:45,228 --> 01:20:47,711 l owe you an apology. l fell in love with her. 922 01:20:47,737 --> 01:20:49,849 My intention was not to make you suffer. 923 01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:52,960 So where's the apology? You cunt. 924 01:20:53,870 --> 01:20:56,896 l apologize. lf you love her, you'll let her go... 925 01:20:56,974 --> 01:20:58,601 so she can be happy. 926 01:20:58,675 --> 01:21:01,473 -She doesn't want to be happy. -Everybody wants to be happy. 927 01:21:01,545 --> 01:21:04,946 Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. 928 01:21:05,015 --> 01:21:07,210 lf they were happy, they couldn't be depressed. 929 01:21:07,284 --> 01:21:10,742 They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing. 930 01:21:10,821 --> 01:21:13,289 -Anna's not a depressive. -lsn't she? 931 01:21:13,357 --> 01:21:16,417 -l love her. -Boo-hoo. So do l. 932 01:21:16,827 --> 01:21:19,625 She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. 933 01:21:19,696 --> 01:21:21,425 You don't know who she is. 934 01:21:21,498 --> 01:21:26,094 -You love her like a dog loves its owner. -And the owner loves the dog for so doing. 935 01:21:26,169 --> 01:21:28,194 You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her. 936 01:21:28,271 --> 01:21:30,364 Of course l forgive her. l have forgiven her. 937 01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:33,705 Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning. 938 01:21:33,777 --> 01:21:36,871 -You only met her because of me. -Yeah. Thanks. 939 01:21:36,947 --> 01:21:39,108 lt's a joke. Your marriage is a joke. 940 01:21:39,182 --> 01:21:42,674 Here's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. 941 01:21:42,753 --> 01:21:47,656 Now, to a towering romantic hero like you, l don't doubt l am somewhat common. 942 01:21:47,724 --> 01:21:50,022 But l am, nevertheless, what she has chosen... 943 01:21:50,093 --> 01:21:52,857 and we must respect what the woman wants. 944 01:21:53,964 --> 01:21:57,331 lf you go near her again, l swear... 945 01:21:58,301 --> 01:22:00,030 l will kill you. 946 01:22:04,374 --> 01:22:07,502 Okay. l have patients to see. 947 01:22:07,577 --> 01:22:09,772 When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it? 948 01:22:09,846 --> 01:22:12,474 l didn't do it to give her a nice time. 949 01:22:12,549 --> 01:22:14,710 l fucked her to fuck you up. 950 01:22:15,218 --> 01:22:18,813 A good fight is never clean. And of course she enjoyed it. 951 01:22:18,889 --> 01:22:21,483 As you know, she loves a guilty fuck. 952 01:22:21,558 --> 01:22:24,220 -You're an animal. -Yeah? What are you? 953 01:22:24,294 --> 01:22:27,388 You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. 954 01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:31,093 Have you ever seen a human heart? lt looks like a fist wrapped in blood! 955 01:22:31,168 --> 01:22:34,194 Go fuck yourself. You writer! 956 01:22:34,604 --> 01:22:35,969 You liar! 957 01:22:36,039 --> 01:22:38,473 You go check a few facts while l get my hands dirty. 958 01:22:38,542 --> 01:22:41,136 She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity. 959 01:22:41,211 --> 01:22:43,577 l spent the whole of last week talking about you. 960 01:22:43,647 --> 01:22:47,048 l know all your ways. Anna says you fucked her with your eyes closed. 961 01:22:47,117 --> 01:22:51,349 She tells me you wake in the night crying for your mother, you mommy's boy. 962 01:22:51,421 --> 01:22:52,945 l could go on. 963 01:22:55,092 --> 01:22:56,787 Shall we stop this? 964 01:23:02,466 --> 01:23:05,458 lt's over. Accept it. 965 01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:13,509 You don't know the first thing about love... 966 01:23:13,944 --> 01:23:16,572 because you don't understand compromise. 967 01:23:25,288 --> 01:23:28,052 -Don't cry on me. -l'm sorry. 968 01:23:30,894 --> 01:23:32,919 l don't know what to do. 969 01:23:33,597 --> 01:23:36,760 You want my advice? You go back to Alice. 970 01:23:39,803 --> 01:23:41,532 She'd never have me. 971 01:23:43,373 --> 01:23:45,967 -She's vanished. -No, she hasn't. 972 01:23:46,243 --> 01:23:48,211 l found her, by accident. 973 01:23:48,678 --> 01:23:50,873 She's working in a club. 974 01:23:52,048 --> 01:23:54,380 Yes, l saw her naked. 975 01:23:55,218 --> 01:23:57,209 No, l did not fuck her. 976 01:23:58,188 --> 01:23:59,849 You spoke to her? 977 01:24:04,694 --> 01:24:06,924 Yes, l know. One minute. 978 01:24:08,398 --> 01:24:09,865 How is she? 979 01:24:10,367 --> 01:24:12,028 She loves you... 980 01:24:12,736 --> 01:24:14,761 beyond comprehension. 981 01:24:16,072 --> 01:24:17,801 Your prescription. 982 01:24:18,975 --> 01:24:20,840 lt's where she works. 983 01:24:23,380 --> 01:24:24,779 Go to her. 984 01:24:26,149 --> 01:24:27,480 Thank you. 985 01:24:31,254 --> 01:24:33,745 You still pissing about on the Net? 986 01:24:35,058 --> 01:24:36,525 Not recently. 987 01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:40,452 -l wanted to kill you. -l thought you wanted to fuck me. 988 01:24:40,697 --> 01:24:42,289 Don't get lippy. 989 01:24:44,201 --> 01:24:46,431 l liked your book, by the way. 990 01:24:46,703 --> 01:24:49,797 Thanks. You stand alone. 991 01:24:50,006 --> 01:24:51,496 With Anna. 992 01:24:52,709 --> 01:24:57,476 -You still writing obituaries? Busy? -l was made editor. 993 01:24:57,714 --> 01:25:00,649 -Yeah? How come? -Previous editor died. 994 01:25:04,287 --> 01:25:08,189 Alcohol poisoning. l sat with him for a week in the hospital. 995 01:25:10,493 --> 01:25:12,927 l really do have patients to see. 996 01:25:14,998 --> 01:25:17,489 -Thank you. -For what? 997 01:25:18,802 --> 01:25:21,270 -Being kind. -l am kind. 998 01:25:21,738 --> 01:25:23,865 Your invoice is in the post. 999 01:25:37,687 --> 01:25:39,154 l lied to you. 1000 01:25:40,557 --> 01:25:42,218 l did fuck Alice. 1001 01:25:44,895 --> 01:25:48,854 Sorry for telling you. l'm just not big enough to forgive you. 1002 01:25:51,268 --> 01:25:52,599 Buster. 1003 01:26:23,633 --> 01:26:25,430 Show me the sneer. 1004 01:26:28,471 --> 01:26:30,098 Beautiful. 1005 01:26:30,173 --> 01:26:32,004 You'll wake up the hotel. 1006 01:26:38,682 --> 01:26:40,081 Fuck me. 1007 01:26:41,318 --> 01:26:43,616 Again? We have to get up at 6:00. 1008 01:26:43,687 --> 01:26:47,054 How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? 1009 01:26:47,123 --> 01:26:48,590 That's my charm. 1010 01:26:49,793 --> 01:26:52,489 So where are we going? 1011 01:26:53,229 --> 01:26:54,662 -My treat. -Where are we going? 1012 01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:57,325 My holiday surprise. My rules. 1013 01:26:57,534 --> 01:26:59,695 Where are we going? 1014 01:27:00,971 --> 01:27:03,371 New York. 1015 01:27:05,575 --> 01:27:07,133 You angel. 1016 01:27:08,845 --> 01:27:12,747 -You did remember to pack my passport? -Of course. lt's with my passport. 1017 01:27:12,816 --> 01:27:14,078 And where's that? 1018 01:27:14,150 --> 01:27:18,109 ln a place where you can't look. No one sees my passport picture. 1019 01:27:23,226 --> 01:27:27,026 When we get on the plane, we'll have been together four years. 1020 01:27:27,797 --> 01:27:29,355 What about the gap? 1021 01:27:29,432 --> 01:27:32,629 You mean trial separation? Didn't work out. 1022 01:27:32,969 --> 01:27:34,664 Happy anniversary. 1023 01:27:40,210 --> 01:27:42,371 l'm going to take my eyes out. 1024 01:27:45,215 --> 01:27:47,740 -What was in my sandwiches? -Tuna. 1025 01:27:48,651 --> 01:27:51,586 -How many stitches did l get? -Two. 1026 01:27:51,654 --> 01:27:53,747 But you should have had three. 1027 01:27:55,058 --> 01:27:57,822 -What was your euphemism? -Disarming. 1028 01:27:58,294 --> 01:28:00,854 Too easy, buster. Next? 1029 01:28:01,297 --> 01:28:04,198 That park. Who'd l go there with? 1030 01:28:05,635 --> 01:28:07,159 Your father. 1031 01:28:08,371 --> 01:28:11,306 Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue? 1032 01:28:11,941 --> 01:28:14,409 -No idea. -Trick question. They were green. 1033 01:28:14,477 --> 01:28:16,775 You are a trick question. 1034 01:28:22,919 --> 01:28:25,387 How come we never took a vacation? 1035 01:28:26,156 --> 01:28:27,623 We went to the country. 1036 01:28:27,690 --> 01:28:31,649 Doesn't count. You were off making sneaky phone calls... 1037 01:28:31,995 --> 01:28:34,293 to that witch we do not mention. 1038 01:28:39,436 --> 01:28:40,801 Come to bed. 1039 01:28:40,870 --> 01:28:42,394 l need a smoke. 1040 01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:48,040 -How'd you manage to give up? -Deep inner strength. 1041 01:28:58,721 --> 01:29:00,052 Why me? 1042 01:29:01,624 --> 01:29:04,320 You could have chosen anyone. Why me? 1043 01:29:05,462 --> 01:29:07,657 Because you cut off your crusts. 1044 01:29:10,967 --> 01:29:12,229 And this. 1045 01:29:15,772 --> 01:29:18,764 -When are you going to stop stripping? -Soon. 1046 01:29:19,075 --> 01:29:21,805 -You're addicted to it. -No, l'm not. 1047 01:29:21,878 --> 01:29:23,539 lt paid for this. 1048 01:29:25,748 --> 01:29:27,545 Tell me what happened. 1049 01:29:29,185 --> 01:29:32,586 -Nothing happened. -But he came to the club. 1050 01:29:33,156 --> 01:29:36,250 Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club. 1051 01:29:50,006 --> 01:29:53,134 -The look on your face. -The look on your face. 1052 01:29:54,878 --> 01:29:57,438 What a face. What a wig. 1053 01:30:03,186 --> 01:30:05,313 l saw this face... 1054 01:30:07,223 --> 01:30:09,555 this vision... 1055 01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:14,362 when you stepped into the road. lt was the moment of my life. 1056 01:30:15,798 --> 01:30:19,063 -This is the moment of your life. -You were perfect. 1057 01:30:19,369 --> 01:30:20,859 l still am. 1058 01:30:22,071 --> 01:30:24,039 On the way to the hospital... 1059 01:30:24,374 --> 01:30:26,239 I kissed your forehead. 1060 01:30:26,809 --> 01:30:28,106 You brute. 1061 01:30:28,178 --> 01:30:31,238 The cabbie saw me kissing you. He said, ''Is she yours?'' 1062 01:30:31,314 --> 01:30:33,305 I said, ''Yes, she's mine. '' 1063 01:30:35,151 --> 01:30:36,641 She's mine. 1064 01:30:44,694 --> 01:30:49,597 So he came to the club, watched you strip, you had a little chat, and that was it? 1065 01:30:51,901 --> 01:30:53,061 Yes. 1066 01:30:57,740 --> 01:30:59,605 You're not trusting me. 1067 01:31:00,443 --> 01:31:03,139 l'm in love with you. You're safe. 1068 01:31:04,013 --> 01:31:06,379 You had every right. l just want to know. 1069 01:31:06,449 --> 01:31:09,213 -Why? -Because l want to know everything. 1070 01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:12,551 Because l'm a lunatic. 1071 01:31:14,123 --> 01:31:15,385 Tell me. 1072 01:31:17,527 --> 01:31:19,358 Nothing happened. 1073 01:31:20,830 --> 01:31:23,799 -You were living with someone else. -What are you justifying? 1074 01:31:23,866 --> 01:31:25,697 l'm not justifying anything. Just saying. 1075 01:31:25,768 --> 01:31:27,895 -What are you saying? -l'm not saying anything. 1076 01:31:27,971 --> 01:31:29,871 l just want the truth. 1077 01:31:31,241 --> 01:31:33,835 -Where are you going? -Cigarettes. 1078 01:31:35,345 --> 01:31:36,710 Everywhere's closed. 1079 01:31:36,779 --> 01:31:39,441 l'll go to the terminal. 1080 01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:41,979 When l get back... 1081 01:31:42,185 --> 01:31:44,153 please tell me the truth. 1082 01:31:46,356 --> 01:31:49,291 -Why? -Because l'm addicted to it. 1083 01:31:49,726 --> 01:31:53,389 Because without it we're animals. 1084 01:31:54,731 --> 01:31:56,096 Trust me. 1085 01:33:02,665 --> 01:33:04,690 l don't love you anymore. 1086 01:33:05,501 --> 01:33:06,798 Since when? 1087 01:33:06,869 --> 01:33:08,029 Now. 1088 01:33:08,838 --> 01:33:10,135 Just now. 1089 01:33:11,207 --> 01:33:13,107 l don't want to lie... 1090 01:33:13,776 --> 01:33:16,108 and l can't tell the truth... 1091 01:33:16,546 --> 01:33:17,979 so it's over. 1092 01:33:18,448 --> 01:33:20,109 lt doesn't matter. 1093 01:33:20,350 --> 01:33:24,150 -l love you. None of it matters. -Too late. 1094 01:33:26,622 --> 01:33:28,647 l don't love you anymore. 1095 01:33:30,226 --> 01:33:31,454 Goodbye. 1096 01:33:36,632 --> 01:33:38,463 Here's the truth... 1097 01:33:39,335 --> 01:33:41,394 so now you can hate me. 1098 01:33:43,806 --> 01:33:46,138 Larry fucked me all night. 1099 01:33:47,643 --> 01:33:49,270 l enjoyed it. 1100 01:33:50,313 --> 01:33:51,610 l came. 1101 01:33:54,984 --> 01:33:56,474 l prefer you. 1102 01:33:58,988 --> 01:34:00,285 Now go. 1103 01:34:03,192 --> 01:34:04,591 l knew that. 1104 01:34:05,528 --> 01:34:07,018 He told me. 1105 01:34:07,764 --> 01:34:10,756 -You knew? -l needed to hear it from you. 1106 01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,998 -Why? -Because he might have been lying. 1107 01:34:14,337 --> 01:34:15,736 l had to hear it from you. 1108 01:34:15,805 --> 01:34:18,968 l would never have told you, because l know you'd never forgive me. 1109 01:34:19,041 --> 01:34:20,668 l would. l have. 1110 01:34:21,511 --> 01:34:24,002 -Why did he tell you? -Because he's a bastard. 1111 01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:26,480 -How could he? -Because he wanted this to happen. 1112 01:34:26,549 --> 01:34:29,211 -But why test me? -Because l'm an idiot. 1113 01:34:29,285 --> 01:34:30,411 Yes. 1114 01:34:31,387 --> 01:34:33,378 l would have loved you... 1115 01:34:34,390 --> 01:34:35,789 forever. 1116 01:34:37,627 --> 01:34:40,255 -Now please go. -Don't do this. Talk to me. 1117 01:34:40,329 --> 01:34:42,229 l am talking. Fuck off. 1118 01:34:42,298 --> 01:34:44,789 No, l'm sorry. You misunderstand. l didn't mean to-- 1119 01:34:44,867 --> 01:34:45,856 Yes, you did. 1120 01:34:45,935 --> 01:34:47,459 -l love you. -Where? 1121 01:34:47,537 --> 01:34:49,266 -What? -Show me. 1122 01:34:49,972 --> 01:34:51,667 Where is this love? 1123 01:34:52,475 --> 01:34:56,878 l can't see it. l can't touch it. l can't feel it. 1124 01:34:57,780 --> 01:35:00,874 l can hear it. l can hear some words... 1125 01:35:00,950 --> 01:35:03,942 but l can't do anything with your easy words. 1126 01:35:04,454 --> 01:35:06,888 Whatever you say, it's too late. 1127 01:35:06,956 --> 01:35:10,016 -Please don't do this. -lt's done. 1128 01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:14,626 Now please go, or l'll call security. 1129 01:35:15,131 --> 01:35:17,861 You're not in a strip club. There is no security. 1130 01:35:21,370 --> 01:35:23,133 -Why did you fuck him? -l wanted to. 1131 01:35:23,206 --> 01:35:24,696 -Why? -l desired him. 1132 01:35:24,774 --> 01:35:26,765 -Why? -You weren't there. 1133 01:35:26,943 --> 01:35:29,571 -Why him? -He asked me nicely. 1134 01:35:29,645 --> 01:35:30,942 -You're a liar. -So? 1135 01:35:31,013 --> 01:35:33,447 -Who are you? -l'm no one. 1136 01:35:36,185 --> 01:35:39,518 Go on, hit me. That's what you want. Hit me, fucker. 1137 01:37:00,736 --> 01:37:03,330 -Welcome back, Miss Jones. -Thank you.