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 ANNOUNCER:
It was a perfect day.

2
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 I love you, Mommy.

3
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 ANNOUNCER:
It was a perfect plan.

4
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<i>MAN: This is our target:
The nuclear power plant.</i>

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 If we capture the plane
 at precisely the right moment,

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they will not have time
to shoot down the aircraft.

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 ANNOUNCER:

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 MAN: If they hit that power
plant with that aircraft,

9
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 the casualties could be
 in the hundreds of thousands.

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 God help us all.

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 ANNOUNCER:
Everything was perfect.

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<i>ANNOUNCER:
 ... except...</i>

13
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 What? What is this CPT?

14
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WOMAN: That means the plane is
gonna get here when it gets here.

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<i>[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]</i>

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<i>ANNOUNCER:
 They picked the wrong airline.</i>

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 And don't come up here
 complaining and shit.

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 You motherfuckers wanna
 come on here

19
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 and act a goddamn fool?
 I'm about to go on break.

20
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 You motherfucking terrorists
 kill me.

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 ANNOUNCER:

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<i>ANNOUNCER: Come see why black
incompetence- Hey, hey!</i>

23
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 Whoo, whoo!

24
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 Goddamn, that bitch
 phat as a motherfucker.

25
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<i>-is our funniest weapon
 in the war on terror.</i>

26
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 We can't let you through,
 homey.

27
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Hey, this is Osama bin Laden
nephew, nigga.

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 Well, I- I'm-
 I'm once removed. I-I...

29
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 No-
I just fucking with you, dawg.

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 Go ahead, nigga.

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<i>ANNOUNCER:
 Starring Gary Anthony Williams.</i>

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 You know what they say:
 When it's your time to go,

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<i>it's your time to go.
 John Witherspoon.</i>

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What if it's the motherfucker
next to me time to go? Huh?

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<i>Mo'Nique.
 It's very important</i>

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 this plane leave on time.

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 Damn. Now, are you yelling
 at me or shitting at me?

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<i>Snoop Dogg.
 Hijacked?</i>

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 Them niggas ain't getting
 my wizzie fo' shizzle, nigga.

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<i>You know what I'm saying?
 And 50 Cent</i>

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<i>as Air Marshal 50 Cent.</i>

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 I'll stop those terrorists...

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 or die trying.

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 ANNOUNCER:

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<i>Get ready.
 This time, it's going down.</i>

46
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 This is a hijacking.
 Remain in your seats...

47
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 No, this nigga didn't.

48
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 We have a bomb on the aircraft.

49
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 Everyone remain...

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 [GRUNTING]

51
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 [ALL SHOUTING]

52
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 [FISTS THUDDING]

53
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I'm about to go get dressed.

54
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 ? Soul Plane?

55
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? Soul Plane?

56
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We gonna fly on the Soul Plane!
[SIGHS]

57
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<i>? I am the stone
 The builder refused ?</i>

58
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<i>? I am the visual
 The inspiration ?</i>

59
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<i>? That made lady
 Sing the blues ?</i>

60
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<i>? I'm the spark
 That makes your idea bright ?</i>

61
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<i>? The same spark
 That lights the dark ?</i>

62
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<i>? So that you can know
 Left from right ?</i>

63
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<i>? I am the ballot in your box
 The bullet in the gun ?</i>

64
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<i>? The inner glow
 That lets you know ?</i>

65
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<i>? To call your brother sun ?</i>

66
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<i>? The story that just begun ?</i>

67
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<i>? The promise
 Of what's to come ?</i>

68
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<i>? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?</i>

69
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<i>? Till the war is won
 Won ?</i>

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<i>? Chop, chop, chop
 Judo flip ?</i>

71
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<i>? Chop, chop, chop
 Judo flip ?</i>

72
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<i>? Chop, chop, chop
 Judo flip ?</i>

73
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<i>? Chop, chop, chop ?</i>

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 [?]

75
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 GRANDDAD:
 Riley, hurry up.

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 ? Soul Plane, Soul Plane?

77
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? Soul Plane?

78
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We gonna fly on the Soul Plane!

79
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 And make sure you pee.

80
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 I ain't gonna miss my movie

81
00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,517
 going to the bathroom
 with you.

82
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 I'm gonna let you go in
 by yourself

83
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 and get molested
 by a nasty white man.

84
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 What's wrong with you?

85
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I don't wanna go to the movie.
 Why not?

86
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 I don't ever wanna go
 with you again.

87
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Not after
what happened last time.

88
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 What happened last time?

89
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<i>We got arrested.
 And shot at.</i>

90
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 Ah. Racism.

91
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 Daddy said I can go
 to the movies,

92
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<i>but he said I'm not allowed
 to see Soul Plane.</i>

93
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Good. You don't wanna go
to the movies with him.

94
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 He's crazy.
 Hush.

95
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<i>Can't see Soul Plane?</i>

96
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 Why, little baby?

97
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 Because of the types
 of stereos or something.

98
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 Types of stereos?

99
00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:37,515
 Oh. No, no, no,
 little baby doll.

100
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 This is a good theater.
 They have THX.

101
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 [HUMS]

102
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 She means stereotypes.

103
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<i>Stereotypes? In Soul Plane?
 That's nonsense.</i>

104
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 Say, how about we tell
 your daddy

105
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 we saw something else, hm?

106
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 [GASPS]

107
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 You mean... lie?

108
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 That doesn't seem to be
 a good idea.

109
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 Hush, boy.

110
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 You know,

111
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 it's okay to break the rules

112
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 every once in a while.

113
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 I won't tell if you won't.

114
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Okay. Hee-hee.
 [CHUCKLES]

115
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<i>HUEY: Sometimes I think Granddad
may be a bad influence.</i>

116
00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,714
 Hey, Riley. Don't forget
 the camcorder.

117
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<i>Now, the first Soul Plane
 was funny.</i>

118
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Pfft. About as funny
as a lynching.

119
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 Oh, hush, boy.
 You ain't even see it.

120
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I never seen a lynching either,

121
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 but I know they not funny.

122
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See? Shows what
 you know.

123
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 I've seen funny lynchings.

124
00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,926
 No, you haven't.
 I have so.

125
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 Roscoe Patterson's lynching
 was funny.

126
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 Yeah, so them
 niggas was like:

127
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 "Roscoe, you better
 leaves town

128
00:04:27,933 --> 00:04:29,633
 "before Mr. Charlie
 and them crackers

129
00:04:29,634 --> 00:04:30,935
 gonna come for you. "

130
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I'm like, "Man,
fuck them crackers, man.

131
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 This is Roscoe
 Patterson. "

132
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 Nigga, I don't give a fuck.

133
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 I just don't give a fuck.

134
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Know what I'm saying?
White man can eat a dick.

135
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 Eat my balls, nigga.

136
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MAN: There he is!
Get that nigger.

137
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 Uh-oh.
[MAN SHOUTS]

138
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 Come on, let's go!

139
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 MAN: Oh, shoot, he's fast!
Watch out!

140
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 It, uh, wasn't really
 funny after that.

141
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 Mm-mm.

142
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This is gonna be so much fun.

143
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<i>This is going to be...
 [CAR DOOR CLOSES]</i>

144
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 ... the worst day
 of your life.

145
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 I'm bringing nunchucks.

146
00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,933
 Huh?

147
00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,936
 [?]

148
00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,079
 Here, put these coats on.

149
00:05:15,013 --> 00:05:15,948
 Huh?

150
00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,217
GRANDDAD:
Here you go.

151
00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,318
 What is it?

152
00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,720
 It's pinto beans
 and neck bones.

153
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 Now put this meat loaf
 and gravy under your shirt.

154
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 Why don't we just get treats
 from the concession stand?

155
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 [BOTH LAUGHING]

156
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 You think I'm paying $20
 for some popcorn?

157
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 You must be out
 of your damn mind.

158
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 Are we allowed
 to bring in food?

159
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Of course we're allowed to.

160
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 It's my food, isn't it?
 I paid for it.

161
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That means I can eat it
when and where I want.

162
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Put this pot roast in
your pants, or you ain't eating.

163
00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:46,845
 Oh, this is nothing.
He's just getting started.

164
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<i>HUEY:
 Robert Jebediah Freeman</i>

165
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<i>had sworn a lifetime intifada</i>

166
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<i>against the movie theater
 industry</i>

167
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<i>for exorbitant prices
 and poor customer service,</i>

168
00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:58,055
<i>which, interestingly enough,</i>

169
00:05:58,056 --> 00:06:00,192
<i>did not stop him
 from going to see movies.</i>

170
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,827
 Okay, gang.
 Keep your eyes open.

171
00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:02,927
 Open for what?

172
00:06:02,928 --> 00:06:04,596
We're sneaking in.
 [GASPS]

173
00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,197
 That's not true, little baby.

174
00:06:06,198 --> 00:06:07,432
 I bought my tickets online.

175
00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,467
 Scout's honor.

176
00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,734
 Look. Granddad.

177
00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:11,870
 I got some money saved.
 The movie will be on me.

178
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 Now, you put that away, boy.

179
00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,605
 These movie devils
 ain't getting

180
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 any more of our money.

181
00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:16,842
 [EXHALES]
 Mm-mm.

182
00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,611
 Uh... Mr. Freeman?

183
00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,980
It says, "No outside food,"
 little girl.

184
00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,049
 That's why we keep it
 inside our clothes.

185
00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,585
 Are you sure this is legal?

186
00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:30,021
Okay, everybody, look alive now.
Here's our chance.

187
00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,723
 I understand you need your job,

188
00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,925
 but you're still
 a human being with dignity.

189
00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:35,560
 Yeah, I mean,
 look at this uniform.

190
00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,661
 I look like a fucking dork.

191
00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,129
 Why'd they make me dress
 like this?

192
00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:39,164
 What did I do to them, huh?

193
00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,432
 You should take action.

194
00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,167
<i>Ah. What can I do?</i>

195
00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,102
 [BAGS CRINKLING]

196
00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,805
 Had you ever thought about
 forming a union?

197
00:06:47,806 --> 00:06:49,141
 What's a "union"?

198
00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,575
MAN:
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

199
00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,444
 I paid. I got my ticket.

200
00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,179
 Yeah, yeah. I got
 a ticket for you.

201
00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,647
A one-way ticket
to "Get the hell

202
00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:56,914
out of here, negro" land.

203
00:06:56,915 --> 00:06:58,784
Go on! Move it!

204
00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:03,555
 [GROANS]

205
00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,589
Nigga, you gay.

206
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,123
 How about that?

207
00:07:06,124 --> 00:07:08,193
 Another victory
 of the common man

208
00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,361
 over corporate greed.

209
00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,861
You're not advancing
any struggle

210
00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:12,297
by being cheap, Granddad.

211
00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,798
 I'll advance my belt
 on your behind

212
00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:14,900
 if you don't shut your ass.

213
00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,133
 Oh, my God.

214
00:07:16,134 --> 00:07:18,036
 I didn't pay
 to get in the movie.

215
00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:20,938
Uh, yes, we did. I-
I ordered my tickets online.

216
00:07:20,939 --> 00:07:21,939
Who got the neck bones?

217
00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,208
 No, you didn't.

218
00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:24,776
 [PANTING] We snuck in.

219
00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:25,877
 We stole a movie.

220
00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:28,212
 Now, who makes the rules?

221
00:07:28,213 --> 00:07:29,981
 Grownups, right?

222
00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,716
 And I'm grown up,
 and I say it's okay.

223
00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:32,950
 We're gonna get caught.

224
00:07:32,951 --> 00:07:34,219
 We're gonna get caught.

225
00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,154
 I should call my daddy
 and turn myself in.

226
00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,022
 Oh, yeah?
 You gonna tell him

227
00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:40,057
<i>what you came to see, huh?</i>

228
00:07:40,058 --> 00:07:41,626
 I bet he'd like to know that.

229
00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,728
<i>Maybe I should make
 a phone call.</i>

230
00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:44,963
 No. Please, no.

231
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,465
 Good. Now just
 calm down.

232
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,467
Try some mashed potatoes.
 Who got the popcorn?

233
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,202
 I do, Granddad.

234
00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,303
 [GRUNTS]

235
00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,771
 Ow! Hey.

236
00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,705
 What the hell is wrong
 with you?

237
00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:56,607
 What am I gonna do
 with raw popcorn?

238
00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:58,209
 You're gonna ruin my dentures.

239
00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:01,212
Whew. Damn, can't watch
a movie without popcorn.

240
00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:02,781
 Now I gotta spend
 all my damn money

241
00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,082
 on a bucket of popcorn.

242
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,251
 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]

243
00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,186
 Told you.

244
00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,756
<i>[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

245
00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,359
<i>[SIRENS WAILING]</i>

246
00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,697
<i>[WHIMPERING]</i>

247
00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:22,735
 ANNOUNCER:

248
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,071
<i>[WHIMPERING, SHRIEKING]</i>

249
00:08:27,706 --> 00:08:29,573
<i>[SCREAMS, SOBS]</i>

250
00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:30,809
<i>Oh. Help me.</i>

251
00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,445
 ANNOUNCER:

252
00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,548
<i>WOMAN:
 I'll give you anything. Ah!</i>

253
00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,782
 ANNOUNCER:

254
00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:38,917
<i>[SCREAMS]</i>

255
00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,651
<i>[GUNSHOTS]</i>

256
00:08:40,652 --> 00:08:42,388
<i>ANNOUNCER:
 Don't steal movies.</i>

257
00:08:45,824 --> 00:08:47,760
 [?]

258
00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,698
GRANDDAD:
Damn.

259
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,368
Large freshly popped popcorn,
please. And lots of butter.

260
00:08:58,203 --> 00:08:59,304
 Anything else?

261
00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,572
I asked for butter on it.

262
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,173
 Butter's over there.

263
00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,808
 [INSECTS BUZZING]

264
00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,343
 I don't wanna put the butter
 on it. Why can't you do it?

265
00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:07,479
 You're supposed to put it on.

266
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,747
 I don't wanna put it on.

267
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,248
 I'm already paying $20

268
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,515
 for this bullshit popcorn.

269
00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:12,884
 I will not demean myself

270
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,285
by putting butter on popcorn.

271
00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:16,220
 Why? It's really easy.
 Why?

272
00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:18,623
 Because I don't work at
 the movie theater, that's why.

273
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,391
 You're supposed to put
 the butter on it.

274
00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,827
 If I go to Burger King
 and order a cheeseburger,

275
00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,929
 they don't make me put
 the cheese on it, damn it!

276
00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:28,199
I see, I see. Just 'cause
your skin is light, bright

277
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,967
 and two shades
 from being white,

278
00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:32,970
 you think you too good
to butter your own popcorn.

279
00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:35,173
 Well, you wrong,
 Lando Calrissian.

280
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,710
 Damn it, Ruckus. Y'all gonna
put some butter on this popcorn.

281
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,712
 [?]

282
00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:46,517
 We put our lives on the line
 every day to make movies,

283
00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:49,320
 and then people come along
 and steal all that hard work.

284
00:09:49,321 --> 00:09:50,921
 Who would do something
 like that?

285
00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:53,124
A terrible, awful human being

286
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,260
 that no one will ever love.
 That's who.

287
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,863
 [SOBBING]
 I'm so sorry, Mr. Stuntman.

288
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,099
 [BOOS]

289
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,667
 Hey. Get to the flick.

290
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,301
 What happened to the movies?

291
00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:05,337
 Y'all should be ashamed.

292
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,005
 Why is it
 when I order a soda pop,

293
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,139
 I get a empty cup?

294
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,640
I didn't order a empty cup.

295
00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:10,742
 I ordered a soda pop.

296
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,811
 And what asshole put
 commercials in movies?

297
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,813
 I can see commercials
 at home on TV.

298
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,347
 And the bathroom stink.
 Clean the fucking bathroom!

299
00:10:17,348 --> 00:10:18,817
 I'm not gonna
 take it anymore!

300
00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,885
 I pay too much damn money
 for these movie tickets

301
00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:23,988
 to butter my own
 motherfucking popcorn!

302
00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:26,190
 It's only popcorn.

303
00:10:26,191 --> 00:10:28,727
 [SCREAMS]

304
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,128
 When did you get here?

305
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,329
 Huh?

306
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,631
 Well, I been at
the ticket window all day long,

307
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,667
and I don't remember you
 buying no ticket,

308
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:36,968
Robert Freeman.

309
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,303
 Uh, I-I-I got my tickets
 online.

310
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,838
 Aha! A damn lie.

311
00:10:40,839 --> 00:10:42,140
 I ain't never met a nigga

312
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,042
smart enough to use
a personal computer.

313
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,444
 Not even a Macintosh.

314
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,645
 Uh...

315
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,947
You'll never take me alive,
you punk-asses.

316
00:10:49,948 --> 00:10:50,982
 RUCKUS:
 Stop him!

317
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,183
 Come on, come on.

318
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,618
 [PANTING]
He went this-a way.

319
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,753
 [?]

320
00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,089
 Mm-hm.

321
00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:00,525
Whew. Did I miss anything?

322
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,659
 Mr. Freeman...

323
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,260
I don't wanna steal the movie.

324
00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:04,429
 I wanna go home!

325
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,797
 Shh!
 [JAZMINE SOBBING]

326
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,765
 What's wrong with you?

327
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,134
 [SOBBING] I wanna go home.

328
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,235
 You wasn't saying that
 back at the house, was you?

329
00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:13,772
<i>Was you? Because you wanted
to see Soul Plane 2.</i>

330
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,640
<i>Well, this is how
 we see Soul Plane 2.</i>

331
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:20,011
 I repeat, the terrorist said
his name is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,

332
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,579
 and he's demanding that we...

333
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,148
<i>Hell, no, I ain't fitting
 to ask him</i>

334
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,649
<i>for his motherfucking
 autograph.</i>

335
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,016
<i>HUEY:
 An hour into the movie,</i>

336
00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,819
<i>I wasn't sure how much more
 I could take.</i>

337
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,288
<i>MAN: We out of food, but we
got one bag of 'tato chips.</i>

338
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:31,456
 Yo. Look out.

339
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:32,891
<i>Pass this bag
 of chips around.</i>

340
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,193
<i>Please take one.
 Pass it-</i>

341
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,628
 He's in here.
 I know Robert.

342
00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:39,431
 He don't miss a coon flick.

343
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,332
 What is it?
 What's happening?

344
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,301
Shh. Don't make a sound.
 [MUFFLED WORDS]

345
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,636
 [?]

346
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,408
<i>MAN 2 [ON-SCREEN]: Ooh.
 Damn.</i>

347
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,744
<i>Let's go check
 Madea's Bat Mitzvah.</i>

348
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,512
<i>MAN: Attention,
please, passengers.</i>

349
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:57,582
<i>If you left the toilet seat
up in the restroom- [GRUNTS]</i>

350
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,284
 [PANTING]

351
00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:01,986
 Officer, I'm sorry.

352
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,754
 I didn't mean to steal
 from the stuntman.

353
00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:04,623
[SHRIEKS]

354
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,759
 [MUFFLED SHRIEK]

355
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,827
 What were you about to do?

356
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:11,496
 You were about to rat on us,
 weren't you?

357
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,031
 This is what the movie theater
 industry wants, Jazmine.

358
00:12:14,032 --> 00:12:15,366
 Us fighting against
 each other.

359
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,369
 Oh-ho-ho-ho, no.
 There's no turning back now.

360
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,405
 You're in it all the way.

361
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,940
Now you're gonna get your little
 narrow, high-yellow ass

362
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:24,876
<i>back into the theater
 and enjoy Soul Plane 2.</i>

363
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,644
 [PANTING]
 I... wanna... go... home!

364
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:28,947
 Shut up.

365
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,248
You're ruining my innocence!

366
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,316
GRANDDAD:
Shut up.

367
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,184
<i>MAN:
 I expected to fly first-class.</i>

368
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,685
 [SOBBING] I wanna go home.

369
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,320
<i>MAN 2:
 Well, you ain't in first class.</i>

370
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:37,689
 [LAUGHING]

371
00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:42,327
 Look at this.

372
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,329
 Granddad. What's wrong
 with Jazmine?

373
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,630
 [LAUGHING] [BLOWS NOSE, SOBBING]

374
00:12:46,631 --> 00:12:48,200
 She's fine.
 Watch the movie.

375
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,435
 Oh, that's crazy.

376
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,336
 [LAUGHING]

377
00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:54,138
 Look at this.
 I... wanna... go... home.

378
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:56,541
<i>HUEY:
 Granddad had to be stopped.</i>

379
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,776
 I'm gonna put an end
 to this...

380
00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,978
 or die trying.

381
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,780
<i>HUEY:
 And so did this movie.</i>

382
00:13:03,414 --> 00:13:05,883
<i>Fortunately, I thought
 of a way to do both.</i>

383
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:08,018
 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

384
00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,087
 Move, nigga.

385
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,921
 Where you going?
 They're looking for us.

386
00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:12,924
 Huey, come back.

387
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,925
 [LAUGHS]

388
00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:16,928
 Oh, this is crazy.
 Colored folks are something.

389
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,930
 [?]

390
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,968
<i>HUEY: My plan was to get
to the projector room</i>

391
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,970
<i>and destroy the print
 of Soul Plane.</i>

392
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:34,680
<i>First, I had to go
 to the bathroom.</i>

393
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,415
 [LAUGHING]

394
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,351
Jazmine, you're missing
 all the best parts.

395
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,920
 I'm not watching
 a stolen movie.

396
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,488
 Oh, well.
 If you don't wanna laugh.

397
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,156
 [LAUGHS]

398
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,725
 Oh, that's crazy.
 What's so funny?

399
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,994
 Oh, nothing. Hilarity
 just ensued, that's all.

400
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,229
 It did?

401
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,464
 [LAUGHING]

402
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,200
 Oh. Oh. Oh!

403
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:57,770
 That was funny.

404
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,238
 Hm? Ah.

405
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,907
<i>[?]</i>

406
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,209
 RUCKUS: It's about impossible
to find his black ass

407
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,377
 in this dark theater.

408
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,813
 Yo. I think we need
 to shake the spizzot.

409
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,348
 Huh? What?

410
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,649
[JAZMINE GIGGLING]

411
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,085
<i>[MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
 ON-SCREEN]</i>

412
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,154
 Forget Jazmine. Let's go.
 But we couldn't.

413
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,989
 She the weak link.
 She'll slow us down.

414
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,591
 I mean, how could we?
 Look, she a little girl.

415
00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:22,259
 They're not gonna give her
 no real time.

416
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,728
 She do what?
 A couple months, tops.

417
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,598
But we both got priors.
We gots to go.

418
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,633
 Come on, Granddad.
 We running out of time.

419
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,702
 [COCKS] Sometimes,

420
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,736
 in order to save the day,

421
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,403
 people have to sacrifice
 themselves,

422
00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:34,439
 you know what I'm saying?

423
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,107
 [SOBBING]

424
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,509
 Oh, Air Marshal 50 Cent.

425
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,776
 You're so brave

426
00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:41,913
 to sacrifice yourself
 to save us.

427
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,414
 Not me, bitch. You.

428
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,416
 Oh! Wait! Oh. Oh.

429
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,051
 [SCREAMING]

430
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,020
 [PEOPLE SCREAMING]

431
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,556
<i>[SCREAMING, GUNSHOTS]</i>

432
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,126
 Hey. Hold this.
We be right back.

433
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,194
 Okay.

434
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,030
 [?]

435
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,564
Exactly. See,
what Marx is saying

436
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,332
is that the oppression
of the proletariat

437
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,134
 is an essential facet
 of the exploitation

438
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:05,303
 inherent in the system.

439
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,603
 Therefore,
 due to the class...

440
00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:08,940
<i>[?]</i>

441
00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:13,378
 You little half-and-half.
[SHRIEKS]

442
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,190
 [ALARM BLARING]
 HUEY: Oh, man.

443
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,761
 He's in there.

444
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,196
 What-? What happened
 to my-?

445
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,701
 Damn.

446
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,503
 [PANTING] He's right there!

447
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,837
 [ALARM BLARING]

448
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,072
 [GRUNTS]

449
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,507
 Hey!

450
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:51,749
 [PANTING]

451
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,951
 GUARD:
 Yeah.

452
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,690
 [SCREAMS]

453
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,026
 [WHIMPERING]

454
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,064
 [GRUNTS]

455
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,538
RUCKUS:
Ah...

456
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,607
 [?]

457
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,241
 I been waiting on this day

458
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:21,479
 since your little uppity ass
 came into town.

459
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,950
 [SNIFFS]

460
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,191
<i>You won't kill me,
 Air Marshal 50 Cent.</i>

461
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,727
<i>You'll only die trying.</i>

462
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,728
<i>But I will kill you.
 [RECORD SCRATCHES]</i>

463
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,363
<i>Or, uh, I'm, uh-</i>

464
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:40,698
<i>Or...</i>

465
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,032
<i>Or I'm gonna die...</i>

466
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,101
<i>trying.</i>

467
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,201
 What? What?

468
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:45,569
You thought you was the only one

469
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,804
 who mastered the ancient

470
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,873
and deadly art of the nunchaku?

471
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:07,859
 [?]

472
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,800
<i>[BOTH GRUNTING]</i>

473
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,335
 [BOTH GRUNTING]

474
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,905
 Here's 50.

475
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,007
 Ah...

476
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:24,675
<i>Come, negro-san.</i>

477
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,145
 [GRUNTING]

478
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,014
 [CHUCKLES]

479
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,850
That was great, Granddad.

480
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,919
Boy, I wish we could've seen
the end of that movie.

481
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,087
 I don't know.

482
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,221
 I feel bad for leaving Huey

483
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,156
 and what's-her-name.

484
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,223
 They knew the risks.

485
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,524
 So they might do
 a little time.

486
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,625
We see 'em when they get out.

487
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,994
 Uh... it doesn't seem right.

488
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,663
 I'm going back
 and turning myself in.

489
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,297
 Turn yourself-?
 Man...

490
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:48,598
 Granddad, look, come on.

491
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,901
 I mean, I love Huey.
 Almost like a brother.

492
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:54,004
 But what's done is done.
We got to let go of the past.

493
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,140
 If he don't come back,
can I have his side of the room?

494
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,909
 [?]

495
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,010
Ah, come on, Granddad.

496
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,846
 You supposed to be setting
 a better example.

497
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,548
You just wait till
the manager gets here.

498
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:07,118
He gonna throw the book
at both of y'all.

499
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,987
<i>This is
 the worst day...</i>

500
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:12,623
 of my entire life.

501
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,558
 Told you.

502
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,562
 Here's the guardian
 for the kids.

503
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,663
 That's right, Ruckus.

504
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,097
 We snuck into the movie too.

505
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,767
<i>We? You said you was gonna
 turn yourself in.</i>

506
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,304
 Please. Let the kids go.
 I'll take responsibility.

507
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,371
 [CACKLES]

508
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,507
 Look like y'all
 all going down.

509
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,741
 The manager's not coming.

510
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,610
 Cinema's closed indefinitely.

511
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,580
 Looks like everyone walked out.
 Something about a union.

512
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,282
 RUCKUS:
What? The manager ain't coming?

513
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,083
Well, call the police.
[CHAIR CLATTERS]

514
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:41,885
 The FBI. Homeland Security.

515
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,387
You mean, we gonna let

516
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,723
this African hooliganism
go unpunished?

517
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,592
You have problems, Mr. Freeman,
 and you need help.

518
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:49,993
Thanks for coming back...

519
00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:51,462
 eventually.

520
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,564
Yo, you need to stop
snitching, Granddad.

521
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,665
 Ah. Ow. Hey.

522
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,166
 Why don't you call
 social services

523
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,101
 and turn yourself in
 for child abuse?

524
00:18:58,102 --> 00:18:59,337
 [HAND SLAPS,
 RILEY YELPS]

525
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,272
 [?]

526
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:04,976
 Hey, man.

527
00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:09,112
You guys unionized and staged
a walkout that quickly?

528
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,381
 That's amazing.

529
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,615
 Oh, yeah.
 We unionized.

530
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:13,117
 Then someone called
 headquarters,

531
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,652
 and they shut down
 the whole place.

532
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,820
 Fired everybody.

533
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,854
 Oh.

534
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,923
 Well, um...

535
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:19,891
power to the people?

536
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,026
 Fuck you.

537
00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:26,264
 [?]

538
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,764
 Well, that's that.

539
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,733
 I think we all learned
 a valuable lesson today

540
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,101
 about stealing movies.

541
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,502
 Buy the bootleg.

542
00:19:32,503 --> 00:19:34,338
Or just download it
from the Internet

543
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,573
like everybody else.

544
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,647
 [?]

545
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,948
 Hey. Can you guys wait
 here a sec?

546
00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:47,919
 There's something
 I need to take care of.

547
00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,523
 [YELLS]

548
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,257
 [GROWLING]

549
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,827
 [SCREAMING RISING
 IN VOLUME]

550
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,303
 [?]