1 00:00:01,321 --> 00:00:02,889 ? I am the stone The builder refused ? 2 00:00:02,890 --> 00:00:04,356 ? I am the visual The inspiration ? 3 00:00:04,357 --> 00:00:05,824 ? That made lady Sing the blues ? 4 00:00:05,825 --> 00:00:07,726 ? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ? 5 00:00:07,727 --> 00:00:09,328 ? The same spark That lights the dark ? 6 00:00:09,329 --> 00:00:11,330 ? So that you can know Your left from your right ? 7 00:00:11,331 --> 00:00:13,366 ? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ? 8 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:14,900 ? The inner glow That lets you know ? 9 00:00:14,901 --> 00:00:16,002 ? To call your brother sun ? 10 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,303 ? The story that just begun ? 11 00:00:17,304 --> 00:00:18,704 ? The promise Of what's to come ? 12 00:00:18,705 --> 00:00:19,871 ? And I'm-a remain a soldier ? 13 00:00:19,872 --> 00:00:21,807 ? Till the war is won ? 14 00:00:21,808 --> 00:00:24,443 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 15 00:00:24,444 --> 00:00:27,113 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 16 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,748 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 17 00:00:29,749 --> 00:00:31,084 ? Chop, chop, chop ? 18 00:00:31,651 --> 00:00:32,785 [?] 19 00:00:32,786 --> 00:00:34,520 [MAN WHISTLING] 20 00:00:34,521 --> 00:00:36,590 [MEN MOANING] 21 00:00:38,721 --> 00:00:40,054 MAN: Where's the towel? 22 00:00:40,055 --> 00:00:41,857 [?] 23 00:00:47,897 --> 00:00:49,632 Noooooo! 24 00:00:52,968 --> 00:00:54,436 MAN: Yeah, baby. 25 00:00:54,437 --> 00:00:56,371 MAN 2: You hear something? 26 00:00:56,372 --> 00:00:57,539 [LAUGHING] 27 00:00:59,776 --> 00:01:01,677 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 28 00:01:02,612 --> 00:01:04,446 [WEEPING] 29 00:01:08,117 --> 00:01:09,984 No. 30 00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:11,052 No, not me. 31 00:01:11,053 --> 00:01:12,920 Soap drop, nigga. Huh? 32 00:01:12,921 --> 00:01:14,189 Yeah. 33 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:16,259 Oh, you think you just gonna leave it down there? 34 00:01:17,193 --> 00:01:18,592 Huh? 35 00:01:18,593 --> 00:01:20,729 We don't waste no motherfuckin' soap in here. 36 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:24,199 I'm- I'm finished. 37 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,035 Naw, naw, nigga, you ain't finished. 38 00:01:27,036 --> 00:01:28,202 I been watching you. 39 00:01:28,203 --> 00:01:29,437 You have? 40 00:01:29,438 --> 00:01:31,305 You ain't wash behind your ears or nothing. 41 00:01:31,306 --> 00:01:33,041 But I did. See, look at me. 42 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:36,377 See how I'm all clean and glistening and shit. 43 00:01:36,378 --> 00:01:38,246 That's hygiene, nigga. 44 00:01:38,247 --> 00:01:40,782 You can call me the health inspector. 45 00:01:40,783 --> 00:01:42,985 Now, pick up the soap! 46 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:44,952 MAN: Be brave, son. Be brave. 47 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:46,087 I'm next. 48 00:01:46,088 --> 00:01:47,822 [SCREAMS] 49 00:01:47,823 --> 00:01:50,891 SARAH: Drop the soap again? 50 00:01:50,892 --> 00:01:52,860 HUEY: Tom DuBois' greatest fear 51 00:01:52,861 --> 00:01:55,664 was being sent to prison and anally raped. 52 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:58,400 At the tender age of 10, Tom saw a prison movie, 53 00:01:58,401 --> 00:02:01,436 which depicted the violent anal raping of a man. 54 00:02:01,437 --> 00:02:03,839 Before then, he didn't know that men got raped in prison. 55 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,440 MAN [ON TV]: Stop! Ah! 56 00:02:05,441 --> 00:02:07,909 HUEY: It is true that, statistically speaking, 57 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,644 if a man is to be raped, 58 00:02:09,645 --> 00:02:11,880 it'll most likely occur in prison. 59 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:15,784 That fact scared straight-laced Tom even straighter. 60 00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:17,520 [?] 61 00:02:18,421 --> 00:02:20,522 Let's steal some. 62 00:02:20,523 --> 00:02:22,024 But what if we get caught? 63 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:24,560 We'll get arrested and anally raped. 64 00:02:29,198 --> 00:02:31,433 Hey, guys, what are you doing? 65 00:02:31,434 --> 00:02:33,335 Just smoking a joint. 66 00:02:33,336 --> 00:02:34,536 You want a hit? 67 00:02:34,537 --> 00:02:35,937 Yeah, right. 68 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:39,174 You guys can go to jail and get anally raped if ya want. 69 00:02:42,178 --> 00:02:44,612 Tom, did you erase all my MP3s? 70 00:02:44,613 --> 00:02:47,649 Hey, file-sharing is a crime, 71 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:49,250 and I'm not gonna be anally raped, 72 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:50,686 so you can listen to Usher. 73 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:51,853 [SIGHS] 74 00:02:51,854 --> 00:02:53,722 You know, Tom, this whole "anal rape" thing 75 00:02:53,723 --> 00:02:57,859 is really causing both of us to miss out on a lot in life. 76 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:00,328 HUEY: But Tom didn't care what he was missing out on. 77 00:03:00,329 --> 00:03:03,398 Well into adulthood, Tom still lived his life 78 00:03:03,399 --> 00:03:05,367 around the fear of anal rape. 79 00:03:05,368 --> 00:03:08,469 That fear, perhaps more than any other factor, 80 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:11,273 made him the man he is today. 81 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,175 Tom believed in order. 82 00:03:15,378 --> 00:03:17,546 He obeyed every traffic law. 83 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:19,881 He had never as much as broken the speed limit. 84 00:03:19,882 --> 00:03:21,316 [TIRES SCREECHING] 85 00:03:21,317 --> 00:03:22,350 [HORN HONKING] 86 00:03:22,351 --> 00:03:24,719 You drive like an old bitch! 87 00:03:27,122 --> 00:03:29,457 Tom grew up to be a criminal prosecutor, 88 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:32,093 which, ironically enough, meant his job was to send 89 00:03:32,094 --> 00:03:35,097 many black men to the very fate he most feared. 90 00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:39,233 For the crime of selling four bootleg copies of Soul Plane, 91 00:03:39,234 --> 00:03:42,036 the defendant is sentenced to two weeks imprisonment. 92 00:03:42,037 --> 00:03:43,905 He'll be remanded- No! 93 00:03:43,906 --> 00:03:45,272 Don't send me to prison! 94 00:03:45,273 --> 00:03:47,743 Please! Please don't send me to prison! 95 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,577 I don't want to be anally raped! 96 00:03:49,578 --> 00:03:52,113 HUEY: And Tom knew firsthand that a black man 97 00:03:52,114 --> 00:03:54,850 didn't have to do much to go to prison. 98 00:03:54,851 --> 00:03:57,051 MAN: You have the right to remain silent... 99 00:03:57,052 --> 00:03:59,921 Sometimes, he didn't have to do anything at all. 100 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:01,523 ... in a court of law. 101 00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:03,691 You have the right to speak to an attorney 102 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:06,861 and to have an attorney present during any questioning. 103 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:08,063 If you cannot afford... 104 00:04:08,064 --> 00:04:09,397 MAN [ON TV]: And in other news, 105 00:04:09,398 --> 00:04:10,898 city police are reporting tonight 106 00:04:10,899 --> 00:04:13,734 that they have arrested a suspect in connection 107 00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:15,403 with the murder of Antoine Michaels, 108 00:04:15,404 --> 00:04:18,172 a 17-year-old who was apparently killed 109 00:04:18,173 --> 00:04:20,542 over a game of "Madden 2006." 110 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:23,043 The police are not releasing the name of the suspect, 111 00:04:23,044 --> 00:04:24,279 who is a black male, 112 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,013 approximately blah, blah, blah- 113 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:27,149 [STATIC BUZZES] 114 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:29,984 And so, we are raising the terror alert level 115 00:04:29,985 --> 00:04:32,687 to intense orange/red based on very credible, 116 00:04:32,688 --> 00:04:35,657 detailed information on a non-specific threat. 117 00:04:35,658 --> 00:04:38,260 Could it be a hijacking? Absolutely possible. 118 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:40,928 Chemical or biological agent? You bet it could happen. 119 00:04:40,929 --> 00:04:42,164 Suicide bomber? 120 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:43,398 Hey, you never know. 121 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:45,433 But what we do know... [DOORBELL RINGING] 122 00:04:45,434 --> 00:04:48,003 ... is that it's absolutely, positively gonna happen today. 123 00:04:48,004 --> 00:04:50,138 Maybe. [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 124 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:51,840 [?] 125 00:04:53,442 --> 00:04:55,510 Terrorists have my daddy! 126 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:57,345 Jazmine, calm down. 127 00:04:57,346 --> 00:04:59,413 Terrorists kidnapped my father, 128 00:04:59,414 --> 00:05:03,084 and they're gonna cut off his head in Algeria! 129 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:07,321 My daddy was supposed to be home from work before school let out. 130 00:05:07,322 --> 00:05:08,857 And he isn't here! 131 00:05:08,858 --> 00:05:13,561 And we're at terror alert level orange. Orange! 132 00:05:13,562 --> 00:05:15,197 [?] 133 00:05:19,401 --> 00:05:21,435 Guys, there's gotta be some kind of mistake. 134 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:22,837 I didn't do anything. 135 00:05:22,838 --> 00:05:23,972 Oh, we know what you did. 136 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:26,274 You guys were playing your little game, 137 00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:28,543 and your friend was serving up some pipin' hot 138 00:05:28,544 --> 00:05:30,145 ass-whoopings, wasn't he? 139 00:05:30,146 --> 00:05:32,380 [SOBBING] 140 00:05:32,381 --> 00:05:34,115 Jazmine, just because your dad is late 141 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,117 coming home from work doesn't mean that... 142 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,186 [RINGS] 143 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,087 Hello? 144 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,788 Riley, is that you? 145 00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:42,757 Put your brother on, it's an emergency! 146 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:44,025 What's the emergency? 147 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:46,527 I'm in jail. 148 00:05:46,528 --> 00:05:49,397 [LAUGHS] 149 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:50,699 Don't drop the soap. 150 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:52,934 HUEY: Who was that? 151 00:05:56,038 --> 00:05:57,072 [RINGS] 152 00:05:57,073 --> 00:05:58,606 Yeah? 153 00:05:58,607 --> 00:06:01,009 Riley, it's Tom. 154 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:04,512 I thought you only get one phone call from jail. 155 00:06:04,513 --> 00:06:05,680 Who's this? 156 00:06:05,681 --> 00:06:08,516 Huey, I got arrested! 157 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:10,218 They say I fit the description. 158 00:06:10,219 --> 00:06:12,854 I think it's 'cause I'm black, Huey. 159 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:14,822 You have to get me outta here, Huey. 160 00:06:14,823 --> 00:06:17,325 You don't wanna know what they'll do to me in jail. 161 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,627 They'll rape you, that's what they're gonna do. 162 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:21,629 But you're not in jail, you're in holding. 163 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:24,232 And I don't think people usually get raped in holding. 164 00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:25,366 Hold on. 165 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:28,336 Granddad! Do people get raped in holding? 166 00:06:28,337 --> 00:06:30,805 [SOBBING] 167 00:06:30,806 --> 00:06:33,541 Stop, stop, stop! I don't want your granddad to know. 168 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,242 I don't want anybody to know. 169 00:06:35,243 --> 00:06:38,413 Listen, they can't keep people in holding 170 00:06:38,414 --> 00:06:39,647 over the weekend. 171 00:06:39,648 --> 00:06:42,082 At 9:00 tonight, they're gonna put me on a bus 172 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,418 and send me to real jail. 173 00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:45,587 Real jail! 174 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:48,622 Earliest I could get out would be on Monday. 175 00:06:48,623 --> 00:06:50,624 Well, it's just a weekend. 176 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:53,160 It only takes one night to get anally raped! 177 00:06:53,161 --> 00:06:55,863 Huey, the only way for me to get out of here 178 00:06:55,864 --> 00:06:58,499 is if you find the real killer tonight. 179 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,902 The real killer? Nigga, I'm 10. 180 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,937 How am I gonna find the real killer? 181 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:04,839 [SOBS] Please! 182 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,040 You've gotta try. 183 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,609 All right, all right, all right! 184 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:08,776 Damn. 185 00:07:08,777 --> 00:07:12,413 [WEEPING] Thank you, Huey. 186 00:07:12,414 --> 00:07:14,549 Whatever you do... 187 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,084 don't tell my baby, Jazmine. 188 00:07:17,085 --> 00:07:18,419 I don't want her to know 189 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:22,490 her daddy was somebody's bi-hi-hi-hi-tch. 190 00:07:22,491 --> 00:07:24,892 [?] 191 00:07:24,893 --> 00:07:27,194 Was that daddy? Where is he? 192 00:07:27,195 --> 00:07:28,596 Is he okay? 193 00:07:28,597 --> 00:07:31,031 Was he kidnapped by terrorists? 194 00:07:31,032 --> 00:07:35,103 Um, your father wants you to know he's nobody's bitch. 195 00:07:35,104 --> 00:07:38,439 [SCREAMS] 196 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,842 [REMOTE CLICKS] [SIRENS ON TV] 197 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,764 HUEY: I had exactly five hours to find a murderer, 198 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,700 and I couldn't do it alone. 199 00:07:46,701 --> 00:07:49,969 Ed III was heir to the Wuncler fortune 200 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,570 and a drunken psychopath. 201 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,972 But the dude I was after 202 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,074 had already killed at least one person, 203 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,545 and one thing Ed III had was firepower. 204 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,045 Fuck it. 205 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,449 I say we go get the motherfucker. 206 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:03,683 Let's go. 207 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,185 HUEY: Where we going? 208 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:07,621 Oh, we gonna need to holler at my man. 209 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,191 [DOORBELL RINGS] 210 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,830 Oh, snap. Ed Wuncler III. 211 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:19,532 My man, Gin Rummy. What's good, baby? 212 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,000 It's all good, man. 213 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,470 I was just making some breakfast. Come on in. 214 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:25,506 [?] 215 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,843 Sounds like you got yourself a fugitive of justice. 216 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,180 I say y'all came to the right hombre. 217 00:08:33,181 --> 00:08:36,649 Look, we have exactly 4 hours and 45 minutes 218 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,084 to find the X-Box Killer. 219 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,886 Can you help us do it? 220 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:43,322 I'll be dead on his ass like Spenser: For fucking Hire. 221 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,759 I'll hunt him down and feed him his own testicles, 222 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,526 and I'd do it in a jiffy. 223 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,996 And I don't care if his momma there, his grandmamma, 224 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,165 innocent bystanders, little kids, babysitters, 225 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,732 bill collectors, whatever. 226 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,368 I'll leave his whole block 227 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,170 filled with hot brass if I have to. 228 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:58,604 And you know why? 229 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,509 Because I just don't give a fuck! 230 00:09:03,578 --> 00:09:05,611 Y'all sure you don't want no breakfast? 231 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,680 I got English muffins and peach jelly. 232 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:11,618 See? I told you my boy was gangsta. 233 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,653 Hey, man, put some links with them grits, Rummy. 234 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,388 Shit, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. 235 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,458 [?] 236 00:09:37,979 --> 00:09:40,280 You liar! [SCREAMS] 237 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:42,415 You killed him, didn't you, you sick bastard? 238 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,749 Hey, hey, hey. 239 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,417 That's enough. Go cool off. 240 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,654 All right. Now! 241 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,456 [COP ROARS] 242 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:51,625 You punk! 243 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:52,659 Get your ass out! 244 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,094 Move! 245 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:58,531 [WHIMPERING] 246 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:01,501 Why are you doing this to me? 247 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:05,838 You know what this is, man? It's fucking racism, man. 248 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,675 You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, 249 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,311 and you just happened to fit the description. 250 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:13,279 Now, if you admit you killed him... 251 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,348 I didn't kill anyone! 252 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,751 Look, even if you didn't kill him, 253 00:10:17,752 --> 00:10:19,518 just admit that you killed him. 254 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,454 I promise you you won't go to jail. 255 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,690 Smack on the wrist, I promise you. 256 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:28,828 Wait, stop. You can't be serious. I'm a prosecutor. 257 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,131 I'm never gonna fall for this. 258 00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:37,069 [SOBBING] 259 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:41,842 So you say that if I confess, I won't go to jail? 260 00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:44,010 I give you my word. 261 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,346 No anal rape? 262 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,714 No anal rape. 263 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,351 [?] 264 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,258 So y'all was in Iraq together? 265 00:10:58,259 --> 00:10:59,693 Yeah, we was in Iraq. 266 00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:01,728 What did you do? 267 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,030 We was looking for weapons of mass destruction. 268 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,532 Did you ever find 'em? 269 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,535 You know goddamn well we ain't find 'em! 270 00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:10,336 What are you? Some political humorist? 271 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,805 You Garry Trudeau up in this bitch? 272 00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:12,906 I was looking for bitches, 273 00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:14,541 but they had carpet shit all over 'em, 274 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,242 and I couldn't see what they looked like. 275 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,378 All that was really exposed was the eyes, 276 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,380 and that wasn't enough for me. 277 00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:22,748 Shit, I'm looking at the eyes, the eyes could be pretty. 278 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,653 And I take their carpet off, and then I got a tragedy. 279 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,955 Well, no, we ain't find 'em. 280 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,991 But I always say, "The absence of evidence 281 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,393 is not the evidence of absence. " 282 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:34,694 HUEY: What? 283 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,596 Simply because you don't have evidence 284 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:38,097 that something does exist 285 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,665 does not mean that you have evidence 286 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,101 that something doesn't exist. 287 00:11:41,102 --> 00:11:42,602 What? 288 00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:44,770 What country you from? What? 289 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,472 "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. 290 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,707 They speak English in "What"? 291 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,209 What? 292 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,944 English, motherfucker, do you speak it?! 293 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,279 Yeah. 294 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,581 So you understand the words I'm sayin' to you? 295 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,050 Yeah. 296 00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:59,986 Well, what I'm sayin', is that there are "known" knowns 297 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,454 and that there are known unknowns. 298 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,356 But there's also "unknown" unknowns, 299 00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,125 things we don't know that we don't know. 300 00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:06,626 What? 301 00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:09,495 Say "what" again. Say "what" again! 302 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,630 I dare you! 303 00:12:10,631 --> 00:12:12,132 I double dare you, motherfucker! 304 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,634 Say "what" one more time. 305 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,439 HUEY: Well, this is the apartment building where it all happened. 306 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,108 Maybe someone saw something. 307 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,411 Oh, somebody saw something, all right. 308 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:30,115 Hey, slow down. We gotta be tactful. 309 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,518 Tactful? What that mean? 310 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,087 He talkin' about diplomacy. 311 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,789 [CLICKS] 312 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,490 I don't do diplomacy. 313 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,392 [?] 314 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:41,261 ED III: Key-yah! 315 00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:42,595 RUMMY: X- Box Killer, talk! 316 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,331 ED: You better start talkin' or I'm a... 317 00:12:44,332 --> 00:12:47,634 [WHIMPERING] 318 00:12:47,635 --> 00:12:49,302 MAN: These niggas are crazy, yo! 319 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,570 [GUN CLICKS] 320 00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:51,571 I didn't do nothing! 321 00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,839 I didn't do nothing! 322 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,275 [LAUGHING] 323 00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:58,377 [GRUNTS] 324 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,615 Work him out, work him out, work him out! 325 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,984 You better start talki'’ before I'm a... 326 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,019 MAN: Hey, what'd he do to you? Leave him alone. 327 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,120 [LAUGHS] 328 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,323 Yeah, nigga, run it. Run your shit! 329 00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:12,025 [LAUGHS] 330 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,695 [GROANS] 331 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,866 Ain't nobody seen nothin'. 332 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,768 I know who did the killing. I've known for 20 minutes! 333 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,970 Guy's name is Terrel Jackson. 334 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,672 He's been bragging about it all day. 335 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,775 Everybody knows! He lives five minutes away. 336 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,278 I've got MapQuest directions right here. 337 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,047 How'd you find all this out? 338 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,549 We talked to people! 339 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,218 I got a picture. 340 00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:39,685 RUMMY: Where you get this? 341 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,087 I drew it from the description of the dude that they gave us 342 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,124 while y'all was whoopin' niggas' asses in the street. 343 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,559 I almost had time to color it. 344 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,564 Shit. Good work. Let's go. 345 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,569 Okay, take a right here, 346 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,306 and it's a left at the third light. 347 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,977 Where you going? You were supposed to turn right. 348 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,113 I'm thirsty. You thirsty? 349 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,948 I could use a tasty beverage. 350 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,550 There's a Mini Mart at the gas station 351 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:11,651 right up the street. 352 00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:14,620 We're down the street from the killer, 353 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,689 and you wanna stop and go get snacks? 354 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:21,860 Relax. We stop, get this drink, then go get the killer. Simple. 355 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,497 We gonna get something to drink. It ain't gonna take long. 356 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:28,668 We're right down the street. We know where he is! 357 00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:32,638 Chill, we just making a little detour. 358 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,374 Relax. What could go wrong? 359 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,809 Hm. 360 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,246 [?] 361 00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,120 [FESTIVE MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC PLAYING] 362 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,705 Watch my back, I got your front. 363 00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:08,440 Ed, Rummy, my close friends and allies. 364 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,876 It is good to see you. 365 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:13,312 Go put that in the truck. 366 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:17,383 CASHIER: Hey, slow your roll, chief. You guys have to pay first. 367 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,552 Damn! Chill out, Aladdin Hussein. 368 00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,120 You know I'm good for it. 369 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:26,493 Hey, guys, you know the rules. No exceptions, cash only. 370 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,464 Look, he got a weapon. 371 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,266 RUMMY: Whoa, wait a minute, now. 372 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,701 Put the gun down! 373 00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:38,805 Gun? What gun? I'm not holding gun. 374 00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:43,209 Guys, it's me, Ed. Your father helped me build this store! 375 00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:46,646 I don't know you, motherfucker! 376 00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:49,649 Now, put down the weapon! Put it down! 377 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,185 There is no weapon. Look. 378 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,920 Drop the weapon! 379 00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,655 I- I don't see a weapon. 380 00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:58,657 There is no weapon! They're robbing the store! 381 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,795 I am not holding a weapon! I am not holding a weapon! 382 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,064 Officer, this motherfucker got a gun pointed at you. 383 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,999 You wanna die? But... 384 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,301 Do you wanna die?! 385 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,636 I- I don't want to die! 386 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,205 He does not have a gun. 387 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,306 He does have a gun, officer. Trust me. 388 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,976 The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. 389 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,711 I don't see a gun! 390 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,047 Man, fuck this shit. Whose side you on? 391 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,149 Mine or this motherfucker, 392 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,051 who's obviously of terrorist descent? 393 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,555 Wait, I think I can see the gun now. 394 00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:30,857 Good. Now, we all see the weapon. 395 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,593 Now, you hand over that weapon on the count of three, 396 00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:37,029 or I swear to Almighty God, I'll blow your fuckin' head off! 397 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,331 One! 398 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:42,101 I can't give you a weapon I'm not holding! 399 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,871 You're thinking of the Korean shop north of here! 400 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:47,207 Two! Is he... still holding it? 401 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:51,511 He is not holding a weapon! Time's up! 402 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,080 [?] 403 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,389 [SCREAMING] 404 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,596 [GRUNTING] 405 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,938 Ha, ha, ha! Ah! 406 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,447 I didn't think they'd actually shoot back at us. 407 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,482 Well, of course, they're shooting back at us, 408 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,950 you're robbing their store. 409 00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:33,986 You can't assume that people are gonna shoot back at you. 410 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,588 It was an "unknown" unknown. 411 00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:38,524 Need I remind you that this has nothing to do 412 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,192 with our original plan? 413 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,695 Damn it, Huey, robbery etiquette says you can't 414 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,997 criticize a robbery plan during a actual robbery. 415 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,767 You have to wait till the robbery's over. 416 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,370 Yo, officer, wh-wha-whatever your name is. 417 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,939 My name's Frank. 418 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,508 Okay, Fred. Whatever. 419 00:17:55,509 --> 00:18:00,146 I want you to know you are not going to die. 420 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,080 In vain. 421 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,816 I don't think I'm dying. 422 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,284 Oh. 423 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,019 Well, I want you to know 424 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,656 you wasn't mortally wounded... in vain. 425 00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,558 Actually, I think I'm gonna make it. 426 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,927 You hear that, you sweaty bastards? 427 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,228 Freddy ain't dead. 428 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,130 Freddy say, "Bring it on, bitch. " 429 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,499 Bring it! 430 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:26,406 [SCREAMING] 431 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,914 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 432 00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:40,820 HUEY: Today we all came face to face with our worst fears. 433 00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:44,624 And sometimes there's no such thing as a happy ending. 434 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,659 MAN [ON TV]: And there seems to be a gun battle 435 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,795 with terrorists right behind me as we speak. 436 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,731 GUARD: Thomas DuBois? 437 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,200 It's time. 438 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,468 [?] 439 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,708 Is that the bus that's gonna take me 440 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,111 to real butt-pounding jail? 441 00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:07,847 No bus. You're free to go. 442 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,984 HUEY: The X-Box Killer struck again, 443 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,553 less than an hour after we got to the Mini Mart. 444 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,321 If we had gone straight to his house, 445 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,990 we could have prevented it. 446 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,360 But at least Tom seemed to have dodged a bullet. 447 00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:22,495 [SIRENS WAILING] 448 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,967 [CAMERAS CLICKING] 449 00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,573 [FRED GROANING] 450 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,251 What the fuck y'all looking at? 451 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,285 MAN: All right! 452 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,319 MAN 2: Go U.S.A! 453 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,121 [CHEERING & APPLAUSE] 454 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:52,258 MAN 3: All right, come on! All right! 455 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,026 MAN 4: Come on, everybody, come on! 456 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,762 MAN: All right, yeah! Way to go! 457 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,730 MAN 2: Go U.S.A. MAN 3: All right! 458 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,434 MAN 4: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 459 00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:02,602 [BOTH LAUGHING] 460 00:20:02,603 --> 00:20:04,503 MAN: Go U.S.A.! 461 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,372 MAN 2: Woo-hoo! MAN 3: All right! 462 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,074 [?] 463 00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:22,022 [?]