1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,200 ♪ I heard you got a sweet tooth ♪/i> 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,300 ♪You got a sweet tooth ♪/i> 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,000 Huey: In Riley's defense, it didn't seem like a big deal to me, 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,100 but maybe I'm desensitized. 5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,800 ♪Watch me shake my sugar... ♪/i> 6 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:14,600 Riley: Ugh, nigga! That's gay! 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,200 - Cut that out! - [Kids gasp] 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,900 [Music stops] 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,100 Thank you. 10 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,100 Is this the new face of hate? 11 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:26,700 That video, which has already been viewed 4 billion times online, 12 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:30,700 shows Riley Freeman's cruel verbal assault on a classmate, 13 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,400 apparently for no reason whatsoever. 14 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,500 Condemnation from gay-rights groups was swift. 15 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:40,200 Walter Sweetlove, national director of Yes-Homo, 16 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,500 vowed he would be investigating the matter. 17 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:47,000 But almost immediately, people started using the "b" word. 18 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:50,700 We should call this Riley Freeman what he is... a bully. 19 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,400 So, to all of the bullies of the world, 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,700 all of the Rileys, we say "no." 21 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,700 Audience: No! 22 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:00,000 And in honor of that beautiful young boy 23 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:03,800 who was sharing his love of dance with his classmates in that video... 24 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,800 ♪ ...Shake my sugar shaker ♪/i> 25 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,800 - ♪Watch me... ♪/i> - [Cheers and applause] 26 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,600 Meanwhile, a day after the controversy broke, 27 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,100 the 8-year-old at the eye of the storm remained unrepentant. 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,800 Riley: I ain't no bully, and all y'all out there saying that is gay! 29 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,000 All y'all got outtie buttholes! 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,300 That prompted an immediate response from "No Probe," 31 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:28,300 the national organization providing research for outtie buttholes. 32 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,200 Stereotypes... the language of hate. 33 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,500 In Woodcrest, tensions were high, their chants were clear... 34 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,200 Crowd: Bully, bully, stay back! 35 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,700 Gay is the new black! 36 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,100 Their signs crystal clear. 37 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,800 Ruckus: Uncle Ruckus ain't got no dog in this fight. 38 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,200 I hate niggas, and I hate faggots. 39 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,800 And I especially hate when they both combine together, 40 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,600 like that damn RuPaul... 41 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,200 Two things I hate in one. [Laughs] 42 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:54,900 [Sighs] 43 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,500 Seriously, only kind of white man I can't respect is a gay white man. 44 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,300 Them and the average white band, 45 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,800 'cause they make nigger music. 46 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:08,400 Synced by emmasan www.Addic7ed.Com 47 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:37,000 Crowd: [Chanting] Face of hate! Face of hate! 48 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,700 Huey: As the gay occupation of our front yard 49 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,500 moved into its second day, 50 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,300 granddad started to panic. 51 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,600 Granddad: Oh, no! I can't believe it! 52 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,200 How can something like this happen to us? 53 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,100 Riley: Stuff like this happens to us all the time, granddad. 54 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,900 Granddad: We're done for. Why gays? 55 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,900 Why couldn't it have been Mexicans or Indians from India? 56 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,300 Everyone makes fun of them. 57 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,600 Riley: Now, granddad, before you go crazy, let me explain. 58 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,300 Granddad: Yes, please explain yourself, grandson. 59 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,200 The video was deceivingly edited. 60 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,600 This is all just some crazy misunderstanding, right? 61 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,200 Riley: But it really was gay. 62 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,200 Granddad: Oh, no! That's your explanation? 63 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,700 Do you know what you've done to us? We're doomed. 64 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,400 We'll be blacklisted in Hollywood. 65 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,400 Now I'll never host the Oscars! 66 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,400 Riley: But it was gay! Why should I have to apologize? 67 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,900 I saw gay, so I said "gay." 68 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:25,400 That ain't bullying. That's an astute observation. 69 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,000 Did the laws of the universe change and nobody told me? 70 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,200 Nigga's got to apologize for being right? 71 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,200 Granddad: I'm gonna get my belt 72 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,600 and change the laws of the universe on your narrow behind. 73 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,400 I know that. 74 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,500 Riley: If I'm not allowed to call gay stuff "gay," 75 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,400 then what am I supposed to call it? 76 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,000 What's the okay word for "gay"? 77 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,200 Granddad: You call it nothing! 78 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,900 From now on, you see something gay, 79 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,500 I don't care how gay it is... 80 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,400 it could be gayer than a San Francisco butt-plug convention... 81 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,500 you look the other way. 82 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,100 If it's gay, look the other way. Got it? 83 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,400 [Doorbell rings] 84 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,400 Aw, damn it. 85 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,400 That better not be one of them damn protesters wanting to use my bathroom. 86 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,700 Riley: It was gay, is all I'm saying. 87 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:00,200 [Door opens] 88 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,000 Granddad: Oh, hell no! [Door closes] 89 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,300 What are you doing here? Nobody called you. 90 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,900 God called me, brother Robert, 91 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,100 and told me to come stand shoulder to shoulder with you in your hour of need. 92 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,400 Hey, li'l niggas. 93 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,100 Huey: Rollo goodlove?! That's it. 94 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,800 Now we really are doomed. 95 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,700 You know he's only gonna make it worse, right? 96 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,600 Worse?! How am I make it worse? 97 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,400 You done pissed off the fags. They don't never forgive! 98 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,700 Huey: Maybe because you keep calling them fags. 99 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:24,900 But that's what they are! 100 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,400 Why can't I call a fag a fag, huh? 101 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,400 Riley: See? He gets it. 102 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,900 Do you know you can't even say fag on TV anymore? 103 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:33,100 You can say "nigga" all day, 104 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,600 but you can't say fag. Say fag and they'll bleep it. 105 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,200 Say "nigga"... no problem. 106 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,900 Watch. Nigga, nigga, nigga! 107 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:38,800 [Bleep] [Bleep] [Bleep] 108 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,000 Nigga [Bleep] Nigga [Bleep] 109 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,400 Nigga, nigga, [Bleep], [Bleep] 110 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,400 Riley: Thank God for uncensored DVDs. 111 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,300 See, they know niggas ain't down with that homo business. No, sir. 112 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,600 That's why they're gonna come hard after you... to make an example. 113 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,300 Granddad: What's the worst they can do? 114 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,000 What them homos gonna do is extort you... 115 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,100 shake you down for a "donation." 116 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,300 - Granddad: Extortion? - Oh, yeah... extortion! 117 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,800 Huey: Wait. You used to extort people all the time. 118 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,300 Damn shame, isn't it? 119 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,900 They stole my whole playbook and kicked me right out the game! 120 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,800 I used to extort these crackers all the time. 121 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,300 Niggas, too. I didn't care. 122 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,500 Then the homos came along and took everything over. 123 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,200 Huey: But it was okay when you were doing it? 124 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,900 I extorted for the people, Huey! 125 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,900 Black folks have earned a full-time extortionist on their side. 126 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,700 Homos ain't earned that yet. They ain't suffered like we have. 127 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,600 Huey: So, we can't pay the "donation." Then what? 128 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,600 They gonna find some way to get that pound of flesh. 129 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,700 I'm telling you, your best chance is to stick with me. 130 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,600 I know this whole game inside and out. 131 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,700 Them homos can't get nothin' over on me! 132 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,000 Huey: And what's in it for you? 133 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,100 Nigga, I just need attention. They canceled my sitcom. 134 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,300 I'm moonlighting for PETA, for crying out loud! 135 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,800 I ain't had shit to do since Trayvon Martin. 136 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,400 Thank God they still shoot niggas, or I wouldn't even be able to pay my car note. 137 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:47,500 [Telephone ringing] 138 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,200 Riley: Why are you wearing so much pink? 139 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,000 Taking it back from the homos. 140 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,100 - [Telephone beeps] - Granddad: Yeah? 141 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,300 Robert Freeman? Walter Sweetlove. 142 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,400 I'm the founder and president of Yes-Homo. 143 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,600 I believe you've met some of our supporters. 144 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,400 I think it's time I stop by for a little chat. 145 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,300 [Sniffs] 146 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,500 Mmm. 147 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,200 [Slurps] 148 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,600 Granddad: Well, uh, welcome, Mr. Sweetlove. 149 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,000 As you see, I broke out my good China. 150 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,500 I know your people appreciate girly things. 151 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,500 You know, Walter here was my former apprentice. 152 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,700 Granddad: Really? You don't say. 153 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,900 It's true. I got my start as an intern 154 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:31,900 in the summer of 1998 at Rollo Goodlove's "Jambalaya of Justice League." 155 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:35,400 I never should have let you into my race-baiting seminars all those years ago. 156 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,800 I didn't know you were still in the biz. 157 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,600 Aren't you a sitcom actor now? 158 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,900 A B.E.T. Award-nominated sitcom actor, thank you. 159 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,600 Well, Rollo, I'm not here to start any trouble. 160 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,500 Unlike you, I don't hate. I mediate. 161 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,500 See? Rhyming... that's my thing! 162 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,800 As I said on the phone, 163 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,700 Yes-Homo is an organization of LGBT unity, and... 164 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:58,200 Granddad: "L-G-B-T"? What is that exactly? 165 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,600 Riley: It means "lettuce, gay, bacon, and tomato," granddad. 166 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:04,400 It means "lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender"... 167 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,000 The people you so callously... 168 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,100 Riley: What's "bisexual"? 169 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,300 Granddad: That's when they go both ways. 170 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,500 Riley: Oh, man! That's gross! 171 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,600 You mean like they kiss a girl, then kiss a dude, 172 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,300 then kiss a girl, then kiss a dude? 173 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,800 Granddad: Mm-hmm. 174 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:21,000 The people you so callously offended with your hateful words. 175 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,000 Using the term "gay" when you mean something is stupid or dumb, 176 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,200 that's offensive. 177 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,900 Riley: I didn't say "gay" to mean "stupid" or "dumb." 178 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,500 I said "gay" to mean "gay." 179 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,800 My granddad always told me to tell the truth. 180 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,900 Granddad: That's a damn lie. 181 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,900 I never told him to tell the truth. 182 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,200 I always taught my kids... 183 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,000 the proper way to respect people of homoerotic descent 184 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,200 is to lie and pretend they don't exist. 185 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,700 Mr. Freeman, now that you've had time to think about 186 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,900 the seriousness of what your grandson has done, 187 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:51,000 I'm sure you'd agree that the best way to make amends with the LGBT community 188 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,100 is a donation to support the fine work we do at Yes-Homo. 189 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,400 What'd I tell you, huh? You're wasting your time! 190 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,400 These people got no money and no reputation to ruin! 191 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,700 - Granddad: Sorry. - You know what? You're right. 192 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,200 Donations are so... impersonal. 193 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:09,100 I think it means so much more when we... give of ourselves. 194 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,600 Granddad: So... What do you want? 195 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,200 I want Riley. 196 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,000 - Oh, lord Jesus! - Riley: Oh, gosh! 197 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:16,900 Granddad: Hey! 198 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,100 I'm not giving you my grandson's Booty hole in place of a donation. 199 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,500 Ugh! No! What is wrong with you people?! 200 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,900 I mean that I've talked with my P.R. Committee, 201 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,600 and we want to use young Riley in our youth campaign. 202 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,400 Riley: Why me? I ain't even gay. 203 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,400 No, but you're hip. You're urban. 204 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,300 You'll make gay tolerance cool, 205 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:36,500 help Yes-Homo reach a younger male demographic. 206 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,500 Riley: What if I say no, homo? 207 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,500 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think that was a request? 208 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,800 I've destroyed lives way bigger than yours. 209 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,400 Just relax and do exactly what I tell you. 210 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:49,100 It may hurt a little at first, but it'll be over before you know it. 211 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,500 Huey: Sweetlove had three demands. 212 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,800 The first was that Riley undergo sensitivity counseling. 213 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,900 Riley: I'm just gonna go ahead for the record 214 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,200 and say a "no, homo" over this whole conversation. 215 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,400 O... kay. 216 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,300 Well, that's a great place to start, 217 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,900 but here, we don't say "no, homo." 218 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,800 We say "yes-homo"! Let's try it. 219 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:12,800 Riley: Whatever, nigga. 220 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,700 "No homo" over this whole conversation. 221 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,900 Right. Right. 222 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,200 Huey: The second demand was 223 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:21,300 that Riley appear in a Yes-Homo PSA advocating tolerance. 224 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,600 Okay, people, we are going in five. 225 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,800 "Gay PSA," take 1. 226 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:29,200 Riley: So, the next time you say "gay" to refer to something that's gay, 227 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,700 don't, because... 228 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,000 [Snickers] 229 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:36,200 "Gay PSA" take 2. And... action! 230 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,500 Riley: So, the next time you say "gay" to... 231 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,300 [Laughs] 232 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,500 Cut! [Breathlessly] Take 5. 233 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,800 Riley: So, the next time you say "gay" to refer to something gay, don't. 234 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,200 It's not cool... 235 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,200 [Laughs] 236 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,100 Cut! 237 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,800 Riley: I'm sorry. 238 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,200 Take eighty fucking six. 239 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,300 Riley: So, the next time you use "gay" to refer to something gay, don't. 240 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:00,000 It's not cool. It's offensive to fags. 241 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,200 Cu-u-t! 242 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,300 Huey: The third and most important demand was, 243 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,700 of course, the public apology. 244 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:10,000 Breaking news in the Riley Freeman bullying story. 245 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 It seems like the Freemans are about to give their official apology. 246 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,500 For days now, we've been wondering if there would be an apology. 247 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,300 It appears now it's going to happen in just a few minutes. 248 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,700 We're going live right now to Woodcrest. 249 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,500 Crowd: [Chanting] Gay basher! 250 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:27,200 Gay basher! Gay basher! Gay basher! 251 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,900 Gay basher! Gay basher! 252 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:34,000 Boo! [Crowd booing] 253 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,100 [Camera shutters clicking] 254 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,800 Thank you. My name is Rollo Goodlove. 255 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,900 I'm a dedicated crusader for justice, 256 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,300 as well as a B.E.T.Award-nominated actor and producer. 257 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,400 We are assembled here today for an important announcement 258 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,300 regarding Riley Freeman and his so-called bullying incident. 259 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:00,600 But first, I'd like to talk briefly about my mixtape. 260 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,900 Granddad: You read what's on the page, and that's it. Got it? 261 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,100 Riley: Huey, what about you? 262 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,400 Don't you believe in my right to tell the truth? 263 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,200 Huey: Just read what's on the damn page. 264 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,200 And a cameo by coko from SWV. 265 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,800 So, without further ado, here is Riley Freeman! 266 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,400 [Silence] [Feedback] 267 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,800 [Camera shutters clicking] 268 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,500 Riley: [Clears throat] 269 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,800 Gay is gay. Thank you. 270 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,000 - What?! No! - Huh?! 271 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,200 - Huey: [Sighs] - [Crowd booing angrily] 272 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,500 - Hatemonger! - Boo! 273 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,500 Granddad: Please! Everyone, settle down! 274 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:02,100 Look, on behalf of Riley and the whole Freeman clan, 275 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,400 we apologize for ever saying anything is gay. 276 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,500 Riley's not a normal child. 277 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,400 I don't think he's a bad kid. 278 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,900 He's just kind of touched, you know... in the head. 279 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,200 He's... special. 280 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,900 Uh, special how? 281 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,900 Like "special needs" special? 282 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,000 Granddad: Hmm. I-I guess. 283 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,700 He got a bunch of special needs. 284 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,900 He needs an ass-whupping twice a day, 285 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:28,200 he needs to not drink anything past 8:00 P.M. or he'll wet the bed, 286 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,500 he needs to stop walking right next to you before he passes gas. 287 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,300 Hmm. Let me think. 288 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:36,000 Yes! Riley is a special-needs child. 289 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,600 He has a number of behavioral and developmental issues. 290 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,700 Granddad: He does? He does! 291 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,300 - [Crowd booing] - Oh, no! That's lame! 292 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,400 We don't accept that! 293 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,000 We don't accept... 294 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,700 Riley: Did he just call me retarded? 295 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,200 Listen, we ask that you respect the privacy of the Freeman family, 296 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,300 and I am morally compelled to say 297 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,700 shame on Walter Sweetlove 298 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,700 for the pain he has inflicted on this brave, sweet little boy 299 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:04,500 in a tragic unspecified mental affliction, thank you. 300 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,700 No! No! You're crazy! 301 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,300 [Camera shutters clicking] 302 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,000 Who knew? Oh, the poor kid. Oh! Well, no wonder! 303 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,800 Uh-oh. 304 00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:19,786 And that's why I would like to extend a sincere, heartfelt apology 305 00:13:19,786 --> 00:13:22,686 to Riley Freeman, his grandfather... 306 00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:26,086 And the other one. I forget his name. 307 00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:29,386 Is this the new new face of hate? 308 00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:32,186 Walter Sweetlove, under fire at this hour 309 00:13:32,286 --> 00:13:34,486 for inciting hatred between homosexuals 310 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,786 and the cognitively impaired... 311 00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:38,686 It's not?! 312 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:40,786 Well, what is the goddamn correct term, then? 313 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,686 [Crowd booing] 314 00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:46,886 Their chants are garbled and unintelligible... 315 00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:50,886 [Crowd chanting indistinctly] 316 00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,386 Their signs difficult to read. 317 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,786 But their anger was clear. 318 00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:58,986 Ruckus: [Laughs] 319 00:13:58,986 --> 00:14:01,886 This is a good day for me, 'cause I love it. 320 00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:03,786 Nothing makes me happier than to see 321 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,786 the coons and the benders tear each other down. 322 00:14:06,786 --> 00:14:09,186 But one thing Uncle Ruckus will not tolerate... 323 00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:10,686 and you may write this down... 324 00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:13,086 is disrespect to the mentally afflicted. 325 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,686 And sometimes with niggas, 326 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:17,686 it can be difficult to spot mental disabilities, 327 00:14:17,686 --> 00:14:18,686 'cause let's face it... 328 00:14:18,686 --> 00:14:22,386 suffering from brain damage is something niggas do very well. 329 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:26,486 That's why all the best mentally challenged men have always been black... 330 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,886 Michael Clarke Duncan in "Green Mile," 331 00:14:28,886 --> 00:14:31,086 Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Radio," 332 00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:34,686 and that big black nigga from "The Blind Side." 333 00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:37,986 Sandra Bullock was good in that movie... don't get me wrong... 334 00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:39,986 But that big, dumb football nigga? 335 00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:42,586 Ohh. Ohh. He was a natural. 336 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,086 Didn't I say "trust me"? 337 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,486 Now we got them gay boys right where we want 'em! 338 00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:50,386 Riley: Why y'all tell everyone I'm retarded?! 339 00:14:50,486 --> 00:14:51,386 Granddad: Because you are. 340 00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:54,086 All you had to do was read what was on the page! 341 00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:58,286 Now we go on the offensive... Lawsuit, damages! 342 00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:01,186 That gay gold is right there! I can smell it! 343 00:15:01,186 --> 00:15:04,286 Granddad: I don't know. Maybe we should just quit while we're ahead. 344 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:06,686 Now's no time for retreat! We won. 345 00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:08,086 We got 'em on the ropes. 346 00:15:08,086 --> 00:15:11,386 Robert, they humiliated your retarded grandson. 347 00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:13,186 Riley: Hey! I ain't retarded! 348 00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:16,086 Point is, we ain't doctors. How do we know for sure? 349 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:17,186 Riley: I know for sure... 350 00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:19,486 I ain't retarded! You're retarded! 351 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,086 [Knock on door] 352 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,586 You expecting somebody? 353 00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:25,586 [All gasp] 354 00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:28,986 [Slowly] My name is Filbert Slowlove. 355 00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:31,586 I am the president and the national director of 356 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:35,586 the Specially Abled Alliance Against Defamation. 357 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,586 Riley: The what? 358 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,586 Huey: S-a-a-a-d? 359 00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:39,486 Saaad. 360 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:40,986 Huh. Never heard of you. 361 00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:43,986 We the one that got the fags off your ass. 362 00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:45,486 We got business. 363 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,686 Granddad: Thank you very much, Mr. Slowlove, 364 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,886 for helping us with our little, uh... [Chuckles] homo problem. 365 00:15:56,986 --> 00:15:58,086 Can I offer you anything? 366 00:15:58,086 --> 00:15:59,686 Strawberry milk. 367 00:16:00,386 --> 00:16:02,786 Granddad: I'm afraid we don't have that. 368 00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:05,186 What'd you say the name of your group was, again? 369 00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:09,386 The Specially Abled Alliance Against Defamation. 370 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,786 Riley: "Specially abled"? 371 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,486 Aw, here we go again. 372 00:16:12,486 --> 00:16:15,186 Is that what niggas is calling the short-bus kids now... 373 00:16:15,186 --> 00:16:18,786 "Specially abled"? Nigga, ninjas are specially abled. 374 00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:21,286 Luke Skywalker is specially abled. 375 00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:23,886 You niggas is just retar... Ow! 376 00:16:23,886 --> 00:16:26,086 That motherfucker ain't specially abled! 377 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,586 Granddad: Technically, no. But he is a dumb-ass. 378 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,386 Y'all think this is a game?! 379 00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:35,286 You think you can just use our cause and not cut us in? 380 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,086 Granddad: No, that wasn't the plan at all. 381 00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:39,086 If I don't give you some money, 382 00:16:39,086 --> 00:16:42,386 I'm gonna call them fags back and tell 'em you lying! 383 00:16:43,486 --> 00:16:44,386 Huh? 384 00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,186 Wait, wait, wait, wait! I mean, 385 00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:48,186 if you don't give me some money. 386 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,986 You mean extortion? 387 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:52,886 Yeah, but we gonna make it like a donation. 388 00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:56,886 But it's not really a donation, because I'm taking it. 389 00:16:56,886 --> 00:17:01,186 [Slowly] Yes, we understand that's how extortion works! 390 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,986 Granddad: [Slowly] Unfortunately, someone tried this already, 391 00:17:05,086 --> 00:17:07,286 and we have no money. 392 00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:10,186 Someone tried this already? 393 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,386 Was it the fags? 394 00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:15,086 Y'all ain't got no money? 395 00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,686 Well, what y'all got? 396 00:17:18,786 --> 00:17:21,286 I ain't leaving here empty-handed. 397 00:17:21,886 --> 00:17:24,286 Granddad: We have Riley. He's urban, he's hip. 398 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:28,086 He's an excellent way for your organization to reach a young male demographic. 399 00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:28,786 Riley: Hey! 400 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,486 I have to talk to our P.R. Committee. 401 00:17:31,486 --> 00:17:33,886 Y'all got any strawberry milk yet? 402 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,586 Granddad: No. 403 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:38,186 Damn! Y'all ain't never got no strawberry milk. 404 00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:39,886 [Door opens, closes] 405 00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,986 Riley: Thanks for helping the retarded bully, granddad! 406 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:44,286 I can't believe this. 407 00:17:44,286 --> 00:17:46,786 Even the short-bus niggas is shaking us down. 408 00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:48,386 Granddad: Hey, don't forget how this started. 409 00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:49,986 [Mockingly] "Nigga, you gay." 410 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,286 [Normal voice] You and your damn catchphrases. 411 00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:54,486 Well, until this gets worked out, 412 00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:55,786 nigga, you retarded. 413 00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,286 [Knock on door] 414 00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:01,786 I talked to the P.R. Committee. 415 00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:03,786 This is what I want. 416 00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:07,286 It's a poster to promote the special Olympics. 417 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,586 This is just the drawing. 418 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,186 I want a photograph. 419 00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:13,586 Did you just draw that while you was outside? 420 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,486 Granddad: Wow! 421 00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,486 Huey: That is a special ability. 422 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,986 Thanks. You're gonna come to the regionals in two weeks. 423 00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:21,686 We'll take the photo there 424 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:25,286 and use it for the poster for our national campaign. 425 00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,986 Granddad: Sounds good to me. 426 00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:28,686 Riley: It don't sound good to me. 427 00:18:28,786 --> 00:18:31,586 You literally gonna make me a poster child for retarded kids. 428 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,586 [Gasps] 429 00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:34,286 Don't say the "r" word. 430 00:18:34,286 --> 00:18:36,886 That's a very, very bad word! 431 00:18:36,986 --> 00:18:38,286 Riley: Okay. 432 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,686 Granddad: Toodles! Pleasure being extorted by you. 433 00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:44,686 [Door opens, closes] 434 00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:47,486 Congratulations, brothers! Crisis averted! 435 00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:48,886 Riley: [Sniffles] 436 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,686 I don't want to be retarded! 437 00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:53,386 Granddad: It's retarded or gay, damn it. 438 00:18:53,386 --> 00:18:54,786 You take your pick. 439 00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:57,986 __ 440 00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:10,186 Hey, fellas! Riley! 441 00:19:10,186 --> 00:19:12,586 How's my favorite little specially abled nigga? 442 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,386 Riley: Oh, man! It's great being retarded. 443 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,386 I can't believe I never thought of this. 444 00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:20,386 I thought people had low expectations of me before. 445 00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:23,686 Homework? I can't do homework. I'm retarded. 446 00:19:23,686 --> 00:19:25,586 "Riley, why weren't you in class?" 447 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:28,086 "Because I got lost. I'm retarded." 448 00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:30,386 There might a real future in this for me. 449 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:33,386 See, silly? I told you everything was gonna work out. 450 00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:37,086 Well, look who it is! What are you doing here? 451 00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:39,086 Who do you think paid for all this? 452 00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:42,086 [Grunts] That retard thing was a real dick move, Goodlove. 453 00:19:42,086 --> 00:19:44,986 I'll take your word on how dicks move, Sweetlove. 454 00:19:45,086 --> 00:19:46,986 I told you this old dog's got a couple new tricks. 455 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,586 Chalk up another win for the negroes! 456 00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:50,986 [Slurps] 457 00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:53,586 Y'all here? Good. 458 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,386 Riley: I'm all yours, big homey. Let's get this shot. 459 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,586 Follow me. 460 00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:10,186 [Cheers and applause] 461 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:12,286 [Slurps] 462 00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:13,286 [Indistinct conversations] 463 00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:15,986 - Rriley! - Riley Freeman! 464 00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:17,886 Yeah, Riley! 465 00:20:17,886 --> 00:20:20,086 You want to be my friend, Riley? 466 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,186 Riley Freeman! 467 00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:23,386 Riley: Ungh! 468 00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:28,686 The man with the camera, he's at the finish line. 469 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,686 Y'all just go up to the starting line, 470 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:33,786 and when I say "run," run! 471 00:20:46,186 --> 00:20:47,986 - Yay, Riley! - Here comes Riley! 472 00:20:47,986 --> 00:20:49,486 - What's up, Riley? - Riley! 473 00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:52,386 - Riley! - Yeah, Riley! 474 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:55,586 Look at me! [Indistinct shouting] 475 00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,686 Riley: No. Sorry. Can't do it. 476 00:21:00,686 --> 00:21:01,486 What?! 477 00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:03,386 Riley: No way, man. Get me outta here. 478 00:21:03,386 --> 00:21:05,486 I ain't trying to be around these retards! 479 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:07,686 - [Gasps] - [Crowd gasping] 480 00:21:12,186 --> 00:21:13,486 Riley: Damn. Ooh. 481 00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:15,586 [Grunts] Aaah! 482 00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:17,386 That's a bad word! 483 00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:19,986 You're not supposed to say that word! 484 00:21:20,686 --> 00:21:22,986 Riley: [Grunts] [Groans] 485 00:21:23,786 --> 00:21:24,886 Uh... 486 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,186 [Chuckles nervously] 487 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,386 ♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪ ♪Stomp him in the nuts ♪ 488 00:21:30,486 --> 00:21:31,786 ♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪ 489 00:21:31,886 --> 00:21:33,986 - Huey: Oh, man! - Granddad: Boy! Hold on! 490 00:21:33,986 --> 00:21:35,186 - We're coming! - Riley: Help! 491 00:21:35,186 --> 00:21:36,486 Huey: Riley! 492 00:21:37,286 --> 00:21:38,986 Ah, let's just call it a draw. 493 00:21:39,286 --> 00:21:41,486 - Riley: Ow! Ow! - Huey: Riley, run! 494 00:21:41,586 --> 00:21:43,886 [Crowd shouting angrily] 495 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,986 Riley: [Panting] 496 00:21:55,386 --> 00:21:56,586 [Camera shutter clicks] 497 00:21:56,786 --> 00:21:59,686 ♪ 498 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:05,286 Synced by emmasan www.addic7ed.com