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* I am the stone
The builder refused *
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* I am the visual
The inspiration *
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* That made lady
Sing the blues *
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* I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright *
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* The same spark
That lights the dark *
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* So that you can know
Left from right *
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* I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun *
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* The inner glow
That lets you know *
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* To call your brother sun *
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* The story that just begun *
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* The promise
Of what's to come *
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* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *
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* Till the war is won
Won *
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* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *
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* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *
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* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *
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* Chop, chop, chop *
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RILEY:
People call me
The Fund-raiser.
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They call me that
'cause that's what I do.
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I raise funds.
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I get my money up.
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The first rule
of fundraising
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is don't give nothing
to nobody.
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Period.
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No charities,
no homeless people,
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Salvation Army,
Red Cross,
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starving Africans, nothing.
Hey, brother.
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You can't be raising funds
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and giving funds away
at the same time.
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That's like getting high
on your own supply.
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I always had the drive
to make money.
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And the plan.
I knew that if I studied
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enough gangster movies,
I'd know everything
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I need to know
to take over the streets.
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Jesus, boy. Look at you.
All you do
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is lay around here
and watch TV and eat my food
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and breathe my air.
Just as lazy as you can be.
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Go out and do something.
What am I supposed to do?
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I ain't got no money.
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Well, try getting up off
your ass
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and cleaning up my living room.
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You're lucky President Obama
is not here to see this.
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You're lazy.
You need a hobby or something.
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Give me an allowance
and I'll find a good hobby.
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Allowance?
I allow you to live here.
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I allow you to eat my food.
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I allow you
to burn up my electricity.
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I mean a money allowance.
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Well, how about this?
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Trash is starting to stink and
guess what?
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You allowed to take it out.
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[GRANDDAD LAUGHING]
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RILEY:
I was a loser.
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I might as well
have been dead.
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Hi, Riley.
Yeah, whatever.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh. Well, hello,
little baby.
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Hey, Mr. Freeman.
Would you like to buy
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some candy to help keep kids
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away from gangs and guns?
Heck, no.
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I'm a fan of gangs and guns.
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I got some gangs
and guns inside right now,
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you want some?
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Ha-ha. Mr. Freeman.
I'd love some candy.
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I'll take a whole box.
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Granddad.
Shut the hell up.
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Mind your business.
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JAZMINE:
Thank you, Mr. Freeman.
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Okay, little baby.
Be good, now.
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[GROWLS]
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Hey, what you just sell
my granddad?
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Candy bars for the school
fundraiser, silly.
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Aren't you doing it?
RILEY: The fundraiser.
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I had to think back 'cause
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I wasn't paying attention
the first time.
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That's right, kids.
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It's time for
World's Ultimate Chocolates
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annual candy sale fundraiser.
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I've got mine and I can't wait
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to get out there
and sell, sell, sell.
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RILEY:
Then I remember why I forgot.
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The World's Ultimate
Chocolates fundraiser
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is basically like
selling crack on consignment,
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except you don't even get
no money. How they gonna
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disrespect the game like that?
If you raise $500,
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you can win a Hannah Montana
lenticular key ring.
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If you raise $1300
you'll receive
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a Jonas Brothers toothbrush,
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and 5000 and you can have
this beautiful
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Chronicles of Narnia
iPod case.
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All right,
who's ready to sell some candy?
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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Aw, man, you doing that?
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You don't even get
to keep none of the money.
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Yeah, but I've sold $4000
of candy so far,
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which means I'm only $1000
away from that iPod case.
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Damn.
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RILEY:
And that's when it hit me.
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The best idea I ever had
in my entire life.
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That's the worst idea
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you ever had
in your entire life.
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You just mad
you didn't think of it.
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You want to start
a fundraiser with no cause?
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Cause, nigga?
I'm the cause.
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'Cause I wanna a house.
'Cause I wanna a yacht.
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'Cause I wanna get
this guap, nigga.
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That's the cause.
You watch a lot
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of gangster movies, right?
I seen all of them.
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That's how I know what to do.
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Okay, how many of them
have a happy ending?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but see,
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that's how I know
it's gonna work, right?
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'Cause I seen
all the mistakes they made,
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and I'm not gonna make
them same mistakes.
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See, I'm gonna do everything
the smart way.
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Riley, I'm gonna to tell you
everything
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that's about to happen
if you do this,
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and how bad this is gonna end.
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First of all...
Aw, stop right there.
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Every time
I wanna do something,
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you tell me
what's gonna happen first,
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and then that's what happen.
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And you always ruin
the endings of stuff, man.
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I'm sick of it. I wanna be
surprised this time.
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So no matter how bad it is,
you don't wanna hear it?
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Nope.
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'Cause it's really bad.
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Hey. Spoiler alert, nigga.
Didn't you hear me?
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Keep it to yourself.
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Here. Good luck.
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Thanks.
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That still kind
of spoiled it, though.
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RILEY:
The second rule
of fundraising is that
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fundraising is not illegal.
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See, that's 'cause you
not technically
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stealing from people.
They give you the money.
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So maybe you lie about
what you gonna do with it.
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But you never actually take
they money from 'em.
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And that's why it's legal.
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RILEY:
Jazmine and Phil
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were the top candy sellers
in the class.
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If I was gonna take over
the candy game,
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I'd need they help.
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Who are we raising
the money for?
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A good cause.
What cause?
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Uh, a bunch of causes.
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All of them.
Gangs, guns...
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Uh, all that good stuff.
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Something that helps animals?
Yeah, sure.
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Whatever. We'll keep gangs
and guns away from animals.
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I-I don't know.
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I still think the school
would be really mad.
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Okay, I didn't
wanna tell you this,
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World's Ultimate Chocolates
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they secretly funded
by the Ku Klux Klan.
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[BOTH GASP]
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And al Qaeda.
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[BOTH GASP]
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What do you think?
"Young Reezy's Fun-Raiser."
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I like it. Sounds like,
you know,
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some of that positive
bullshit that people eat up.
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RILEY:
Since I came up
with the idea,
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Jazmine and Phil
had to provide
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the startup money
for the business.
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This is our candy money,
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we need to get this back,
Riley.
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Why you guys so worried?
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You're wearing
a bulletproof vest.
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RILEY:
Cindy MacPhearson,
a. k.a. C-Murder.
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She had the whole Girl Scout
cookie game on lock.
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What up, Cindy? I just seen
this kid over there,
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right over there
around the corner over there,
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and I know she ain't down
with your team.
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Who?
I don't know.
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Some skinny
big-headed bitch.
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Word? Come on.
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RILEY:
She wasn't like Jazmine
and Phil. Cindy was a G.
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What you think
you're doing here?
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You talking to me?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
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Open your bag.
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What's in your bag?
Ow.
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I'll kill you, bitch.
Get her, Cindy.
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[SCREAMING]
Come here. Come here.
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RILEY:
But what I really liked
about her
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was that she had
less compassion
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than the average girl.
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GIRL 1: Take off, bitch.
GIRL 2: Yeah, take off.
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GIRL 3:
Run away, baby.
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Hey, how's the cookie hustle?
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It's cool.
You want a box?
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Nah, I don't give.
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You get to keep
any of that cookie money?
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I wish. I'll move up
in the Girl Scout ranks,
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get awards and whatnot.
But no cash.
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I got a business proposal
for you.
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There's a lot of bars
I need to move.
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You're not talking
about that stupid
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school candy fundraiser.
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You know that's for suckers,
right?
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Do I looks like a sucker?
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When you ready to make
some real dough,
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holler at me.
Get it? Dough, cookies?
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[LAUGHS]
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RILEY:
We had everything we needed
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to look like a legit company.
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Website, labels,
and lots and lots of candy.
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Sorry kids, tapped out.
Someone just came through
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selling chocolate.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I just bought some
from little Timothy.
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MAN:
Ugh, if I see another bar
of chocolate
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I'm gonna be sick.
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Hey, boy.
How's the candy business?
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Terrible.
We couldn't move nothing.
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The streets are flooded
with chocolate
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from the school fundraiser.
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Well, I just wanted to say
I'm proud of you.
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Thanks, Granddad.
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You wanna buy some candy?
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Hell, no. You must be out of
your damn mind.
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Now, get that out of here.
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See, we need to make it
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where they ain't
no competition.
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We need to move on them.
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Push them out street
by street, block by block.
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That's what
Beanie Sigel would do.
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Why don't we just get
the kids at school
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to work for us
instead of the school?
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How?
We'll walk up to them
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and say, "Hey,"
and they say, "What?"
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And then we say,
"This is our block.
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Now, you gonna get down,
or you gonna lay down?"
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And if they be like,
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"Uh... Uh, I don't know,
let me think about it,"
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we pull out the roscoe
and we be like:
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[IMITATING GUNFIRE]
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And they be like,
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"Ugh, you shot me,"
and we be like,
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"Take that, faggots."
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We could offer them
a better deal,
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like better prizes
or something.
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That's not what Beans would do.
Beans would go to war.
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Cindy's right.
Beans would go to war.
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But war is bad for business.
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We'll do better
than stupid prizes.
251
00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:40,967
Put the word out. You sell
for us, we'll pay you. Cash.
252
00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,867
RILEY:
That brings us to the third
rule of fundraising.
253
00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:46,867
You gotta pay the cost
of doing business.
254
00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:48,134
Hey, Riley.
Yeah?
255
00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:49,600
I heard that
you're selling candy
256
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,266
for a different
fundraising company.
257
00:08:51,266 --> 00:08:52,466
One that pays kids cash.
258
00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:54,299
Maybe.
Why should I tell you?
259
00:08:54,299 --> 00:08:56,067
Aw, come on, man.
I've been busting my ass
260
00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:58,199
selling candy for months
and all I've gotten
261
00:08:58,199 --> 00:08:59,366
is this stupid key ring.
262
00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,600
It's called
Young Reezy's Fun-Raisers,
263
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,166
but I don't think
it's for you, Jeff.
264
00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,400
They only want hustlers.
People who'll do anything
265
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,000
to gets that sale
and make that money.
266
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,366
A lot of people can't handle
that fast lifestyle.
267
00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:10,867
I swear I can handle it.
268
00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:14,034
[***]
269
00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:15,800
RILEY:
When they called me
to the office
270
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,400
I already knew
what it was for.
271
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,633
By now they had figured out
we had knocked off
272
00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,299
over half the students
in the school.
273
00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:24,900
He's waiting for you.
274
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,400
Nobody say nothing.
275
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,466
Is it true that you're
soliciting students
276
00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:32,800
to work for a different,
competing fundraiser?
277
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,967
This, uh, Young Reezy's
Fun-Raiser company?
278
00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,533
They put the fun in fundraising.
279
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,134
That is completely
unacceptable.
280
00:09:39,134 --> 00:09:40,466
You will stop at once.
281
00:09:40,466 --> 00:09:41,967
I don't think so.
282
00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:43,500
We already have
permission slips
283
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,900
from half the school's parents,
284
00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:48,233
saying that they'll sell candy
for us exclusively.
285
00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:50,266
I can't believe this.
Shame on you.
286
00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:52,500
Shame on me?
What, you better than me?
287
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,366
The state puts you in charge
of these kids,
288
00:09:54,366 --> 00:09:55,933
and you turn around
and pimp them out
289
00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,433
to some second-rate
candy racket?
290
00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:59,233
You disgust me.
291
00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,733
I'm curious, what's your cut?
292
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:02,933
How much does the school get?
293
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:04,433
How much is your soul worth?
294
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:06,366
Five percent.
295
00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:07,667
Five percent?
296
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:08,833
Pfft. All right, fine.
297
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,900
I'll match that.
Can we go now?
298
00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,333
Uh, fair enough.
299
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,667
J. Edgar Hoover Elementary
300
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,400
likes to see its students
giving back to the community.
301
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,199
I don't give to nobody.
302
00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:21,400
I just pay the cost
to do business.
303
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,333
[***]
304
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:32,400
Pussy.
305
00:10:34,556 --> 00:10:36,589
RILEY:
This is how
the operation worked.
306
00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:38,989
Kids signed up to be sellers
on our website,
307
00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:40,455
and they parents
sent the money
308
00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:41,455
to a PayPal account.
309
00:10:43,589 --> 00:10:45,923
We paid off store owners
for they old candy.
310
00:10:45,923 --> 00:10:47,856
Once the candy was delivered
to the seller,
311
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,656
it was time
for them to go sell.
312
00:10:49,656 --> 00:10:51,389
And, man, did they sell.
313
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:54,023
They sold after school,
on weekends,
314
00:10:54,023 --> 00:10:55,956
day, night, rain,
sleet, whatever.
315
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,689
Parents were
the best customers.
316
00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,856
The fundraiser kept
their kids occupied
317
00:10:59,856 --> 00:11:01,556
and even had them making
they own money,
318
00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,055
but it wasn't just about money.
319
00:11:03,055 --> 00:11:04,522
It was about winning.
320
00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:07,055
We had parents
violating company policy
321
00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,722
just to get
they kids' numbers up.
322
00:11:08,722 --> 00:11:11,188
We had grown adults
actually risking they jobs
323
00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:13,355
by trying to push bars
on their co-workers.
324
00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,055
And it didn't cost me nothing.
325
00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:16,455
It was beautiful.
326
00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:18,522
[***]
327
00:11:18,522 --> 00:11:20,389
Once they finally
sold through that candy,
328
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,188
they give us the cash,
we give them they cut
329
00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:25,055
and another box
of chocolate bars.
330
00:11:25,055 --> 00:11:27,289
And the whole thing
starts all over again.
331
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,989
We expanded
into other neighborhoods.
332
00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:32,122
Other schools were happy
333
00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:33,489
to take the same deal
as Hoover.
334
00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:36,923
Soon, we had set
up competitions
335
00:11:36,923 --> 00:11:38,055
between local schools
336
00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:40,023
to see who could raise
the most money.
337
00:11:40,023 --> 00:11:42,489
And no matter who won,
338
00:11:42,489 --> 00:11:44,556
we won.
339
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:48,856
Hey. You can't do that.
That money is for the animals.
340
00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:50,589
Come on, Jazmine,
341
00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:52,722
we allowed to spend
some of it on ourselves.
342
00:11:52,722 --> 00:11:54,556
Call it operating expenses.
343
00:11:54,556 --> 00:11:55,656
Don't worry, they gonna be
344
00:11:55,656 --> 00:11:57,289
plenty of money left
for the animals.
345
00:11:57,289 --> 00:11:59,255
Are you sure?
346
00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:00,455
[***]
347
00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:01,556
How's it going?
348
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:03,622
Fine. Great.
Don't tell me nothing.
349
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,055
All right, but you should know
350
00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:06,956
that Jazmine is going...
La-la-la-la!
351
00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:10,856
Not listening.
I'm not listening.
352
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,422
[***]
353
00:12:12,422 --> 00:12:14,222
Watch out there, Goldilocks.
354
00:12:14,222 --> 00:12:17,023
All that chocolate can be bad
for your health.
355
00:12:17,023 --> 00:12:18,522
Say what?
356
00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:19,756
[TIRES SCREECHING]
357
00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,989
RILEY:
The operation needed
more space,
358
00:12:22,989 --> 00:12:24,689
so we moved
to a hotel downtown.
359
00:12:25,822 --> 00:12:27,589
And this is the Scarface Suite.
360
00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:30,055
[ALL GASP]
361
00:12:30,055 --> 00:12:31,956
They're just getting it
cleaned up for you.
362
00:12:31,956 --> 00:12:33,556
[BOTH WHIMPER]
363
00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:35,789
This'll do perfect.
364
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,422
[***]
365
00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:39,088
Hey, boy.
You got a sec?
366
00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:40,389
It's about your, uh,
367
00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:42,322
fundraising. Who exactly
are you raising
368
00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:43,822
all that money for?
369
00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:44,856
Because Huey said...
370
00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:46,355
I'm sorry to interrupt,
Granddad,
371
00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:48,355
'cause I really wanna hear
what you have to say.
372
00:12:48,355 --> 00:12:50,422
But I got something
I want you to see right quick.
373
00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:53,689
It's outside.
Huey, you can come too.
374
00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:59,088
[***]
375
00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:01,222
Aah! Is that a Gibbs Aquada?
376
00:13:01,222 --> 00:13:02,589
Yeah, yeah.
The car that turns
377
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:04,756
into a boat,
and then back into a car.
378
00:13:04,756 --> 00:13:07,255
For me?
Oh, I can't believe it.
379
00:13:07,255 --> 00:13:10,155
Thank you, boy. Oh,
you're the best grandson ever.
380
00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:11,522
Way better than that other one.
381
00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:15,455
Uh, yeah, you wanted
to talk to me about something?
382
00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:17,556
Uh, nothing. Nothing,
mm-mm. Never mind.
383
00:13:17,556 --> 00:13:18,722
Oh, I can't believe it.
384
00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:20,489
I'm gonna be just like
James Bond now.
385
00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:24,889
* James Bond, James Bond
James Bond, hey *
386
00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,989
[***]
387
00:13:26,989 --> 00:13:29,122
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
388
00:13:29,122 --> 00:13:31,422
Riley, we got problems.
Big problems.
389
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:32,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
390
00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:34,255
World's Ultimate Chocolates.
391
00:13:34,255 --> 00:13:35,722
They came by my office today.
392
00:13:35,722 --> 00:13:37,522
They're mad. I mean,
they're really mad.
393
00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:39,289
So, what? I'm supposed
to be scared of
394
00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:41,188
a bunch of guys who make candy?
395
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,155
Well, they scared me.
I mean, I'm done, Riley.
396
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,322
I'm... I'm out.
397
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,023
Well, I was tired
of paying your punk ass
398
00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:47,188
to do nothing anyway.
399
00:13:52,088 --> 00:13:54,122
You see, uh,
Tom all it takes is good,
400
00:13:54,122 --> 00:13:56,088
solid grandparenting.
Look at him.
401
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:57,956
He's working hard,
taking the initiative.
402
00:13:57,956 --> 00:14:00,055
Jazmine just bought me
a flat screen.
403
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,055
And this.
404
00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:03,155
Ooh, that's nice.
I know.
405
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,856
But it just seems
like they're making
406
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,055
an awful lot of money.
407
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,188
Granddad, you have to try
408
00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:09,255
and stop Riley
before it's too late.
409
00:14:09,255 --> 00:14:11,122
At least Riley loves
his granddaddy enough
410
00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:12,222
to buy him stuff.
411
00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:13,822
What have you
ever bought me, huh?
412
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:15,422
You need to be more
like your brother,
413
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:19,222
and try to make the world
a better place for me.
414
00:14:19,222 --> 00:14:21,355
[***]
415
00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:24,088
RILEY:
World's Ultimate Chocolates
started playing rough.
416
00:14:24,088 --> 00:14:26,522
The message was clear.
They wanted us out.
417
00:14:26,522 --> 00:14:28,122
They intimidated our
suppliers...
418
00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:29,322
Get out of here.
419
00:14:29,322 --> 00:14:30,322
The schools...
Hey.
420
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,222
Everybody.
421
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:34,322
Hey!
[MEN YELLING]
422
00:14:34,322 --> 00:14:37,656
MAN: Fucking little shit.
Well, almost everybody.
423
00:14:37,656 --> 00:14:40,389
Oh! Me fucking knackers!
424
00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:43,255
[***]
425
00:14:43,255 --> 00:14:45,956
MAN: Come here.
Aah! Help!
426
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,422
[WHIMPERS]
427
00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:48,856
JEFF:
Let me go.
428
00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:50,088
[GRUNTING]
429
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,255
[GASPING]
430
00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:54,289
[SCREAMS]
431
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:58,389
JEFF:
No, no, no!
Please, no.
432
00:14:58,389 --> 00:15:00,088
[SCREAMS]
433
00:15:00,088 --> 00:15:01,355
[***]
434
00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:03,188
All right,
we just gonna stay cool
435
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,689
and keep doing what we doing.
436
00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:06,856
And just ignore all this?
Come on, man.
437
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:09,355
These guys ain't no gangstas,
they make chocolate.
438
00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:12,656
One four-foot long slab
of chocolate
439
00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:15,322
for Riley Freeman.
Sign right here, nigga.
440
00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:21,289
[ALL GASP]
441
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:22,422
Huh?
442
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,289
[MUFFLED GROANS]
443
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:25,222
Clear his mouth.
444
00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:28,989
Uh, help me. Get me out of here.
445
00:15:28,989 --> 00:15:30,088
Who did this?
446
00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:31,889
They said... They said
they were from
447
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,489
World's Ultimate Chocolates.
448
00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:34,989
They wanted me to give you
a message
449
00:15:34,989 --> 00:15:36,455
that this was just
the beginning.
450
00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,389
Oh, God, it was so scary.
451
00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:39,822
I wanna go home now.
452
00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:42,255
What?
Me too. I quit too.
453
00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:44,389
Why, 'cause he got
dipped in chocolate?
454
00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:45,589
Big deal, he's a kid.
455
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,188
That sounds like something
most kids
456
00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:48,389
would want to have happen.
457
00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:50,822
Eat your way out of it,
nigga, take a bath.
458
00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:52,422
Let's get back
to getting this money.
459
00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:54,355
No way. This is too weird.
460
00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:57,522
[***]
461
00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:03,422
Granddad, you have to listen.
462
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:04,756
Do not get into that car.
463
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,756
It's a car-boat,
thank you very much.
464
00:16:06,756 --> 00:16:08,023
Now get out the way.
465
00:16:08,023 --> 00:16:09,222
[LOCK BEEPS]
466
00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:11,289
[GRANDDAD SCREAMS]
467
00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:17,656
No!
468
00:16:17,656 --> 00:16:19,355
[GRUNTING]
469
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,522
No, that's my boat!
You wanna be in this business,
470
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,455
you gotta pay the cost
of doing business.
471
00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:25,055
And when the cost
get too high,
472
00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,989
you get out of business.
473
00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:28,289
[GRANDDAD SOBBING]
474
00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:31,956
You always gotta spoil
something, huh? Man.
475
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,322
[***]
476
00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:37,155
I was going to the hotel
to shut down the operation.
477
00:16:37,155 --> 00:16:38,722
But I wasn't sure
what I had started
478
00:16:38,722 --> 00:16:39,923
could be stopped.
479
00:16:47,055 --> 00:16:48,023
Huh?
480
00:16:49,656 --> 00:16:50,656
[WHIMPERS]
481
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:54,222
[***]
482
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,589
Hey, look, here brother.
483
00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:56,689
Can you spare, uh,
484
00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,389
some money
for a starving African?
485
00:16:58,389 --> 00:17:00,122
Hey, you never know
when you might need
486
00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:01,222
some good karma, now.
487
00:17:01,222 --> 00:17:03,355
RILEY:
First rule of fundraising:
488
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,923
Don't give nothing
to nobody.
489
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:09,322
But I ain't no fundraiser
no more.
490
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,155
Thank you so very much,
brother.
491
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,222
Unjambo,
and good luck to you.
492
00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:14,155
[LAUGHING]
493
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:19,822
[***]
494
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:23,088
Hope you don't mind.
We made some tea.
495
00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:24,822
[GUN COCKS]
496
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,589
Allow me to introduce myself.
497
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:37,188
I'm the bloke
you're stealing from.
498
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:40,489
The name's Alister Rigby,
but as far as you're concerned
499
00:17:40,489 --> 00:17:43,222
I'm Willy Fucking Wonka,
and you're taking a shit
500
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,355
in my fucking
chocolate factory.
501
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,722
Easy boss, don't get upset.
502
00:17:46,722 --> 00:17:49,055
When I have to go
to the dentist,
503
00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:50,289
I'm upset.
504
00:17:50,289 --> 00:17:51,722
When Liverpool beats Arsenal,
505
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,055
I'm upset.
506
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,389
But when some little shit
decides to take over
507
00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:57,956
one of the most profitable
territories in the country,
508
00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:01,422
I'm beyond fucking upset.
I'm very fucking upset.
509
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:05,522
So from now on, you're under
new management.
510
00:18:05,522 --> 00:18:07,956
You will work for me,
and in return,
511
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,255
you'll receive an allowance.
512
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,023
Allowance?
Yes, allowance.
513
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:14,656
As in, I'm allowing you
to keep 10 percent,
514
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:16,023
and I'm allowing you
515
00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:18,222
to keep drawing breath
on this earth.
516
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,188
Now, you either get down,
or you lay down.
517
00:18:21,188 --> 00:18:22,589
What's it gonna be, sunshine?
518
00:18:22,589 --> 00:18:24,289
RILEY:
This wasn't no movie.
519
00:18:24,289 --> 00:18:25,889
The smart thing was to say yes,
520
00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:29,055
get up, and leave the room.
521
00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:32,023
But then I thought to myself,
522
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,188
what if this was a movie?
523
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:37,822
Look. Fuck you,
fuck the plane you flew in on,
524
00:18:37,822 --> 00:18:39,889
fuck them shoes,
fuck those socks
525
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,722
with the belt on it,
fuck your gay-ass
526
00:18:41,722 --> 00:18:45,122
fairy faggot accent,
fuck them cheap ass cigars,
527
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:47,455
fuck your yuck-mouth teeth,
fuck your hair-piece,
528
00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:49,455
fuck your chocolate,
fuck Guy Ritchie,
529
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:51,689
fuck Prince William,
fuck the queen.
530
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,055
This is America.
My president is black
531
00:18:54,055 --> 00:18:55,722
and my Lambo is blue, nigga.
532
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:57,722
Now, get the fuck out
my hotel room
533
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:59,055
and if I see you in the street,
534
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,822
I'm slapping the shit
out of you.
535
00:19:01,822 --> 00:19:03,656
[***]
536
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,155
[GROWLING]
537
00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:09,656
I think this one's spent
too much time at the cinema.
538
00:19:09,656 --> 00:19:12,222
Teach this cheeky bastard
a lesson.
539
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,222
[GUNS COCK]
540
00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:15,489
Nobody fucking move!
541
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,023
[GASPS] Aw, man.
542
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,222
This is bad.
543
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,722
[***]
544
00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:24,622
ALISTER:
What is this, a casting call
for The Sopranos reunion?
545
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,122
Do me a favor, tell room service
nobody here ordered
546
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,956
the extra-large wop
with a side order of wops.
547
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:31,822
Whoa!
[JAZMINE SCREAMS]
548
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,023
Jesus Christ, I thought
he'd never shut up.
549
00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:35,923
So you guys are probably
wondering
550
00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:37,188
why we just kicked in the door
551
00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:38,856
and shot your boss here
in the face.
552
00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:40,188
Well, to be honest,
553
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:41,822
it's tough times out there.
554
00:19:41,822 --> 00:19:43,222
Nobody's spending on nothing.
555
00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:45,722
No drugs, no whores,
no gambling, nothing.
556
00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,889
Except, apparently,
chocolate bars.
557
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:50,322
So consider this
a hostile takeover.
558
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,489
We got a problem?
559
00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:53,055
Absolutely not.
BOTH: No.
560
00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:54,722
Okay, have a nice day.
561
00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:56,023
Now get the fuck out of here.
562
00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,088
[***]
563
00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:58,822
AGENT:
FBI! FBI! Drop your weapons!
564
00:19:58,822 --> 00:19:59,989
[GUNS COCK]
565
00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:01,656
AGENT: Nobody move.
[ALL YELLING]
566
00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:03,255
AGENT:
Don't do something stupid.
567
00:20:03,255 --> 00:20:04,789
MAN:
Don't make me do it.
568
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,689
Oh, man, this is really bad.
569
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,689
MAN: Whose side are you on?
[ALL SHOUTING]
570
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,889
MAN: We paid you off.
What are you doing here?
571
00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:13,389
[ALL SHOUTING]
572
00:20:13,389 --> 00:20:16,322
[***]
573
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:25,289
[BOTH SCREAM]
574
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:32,656
[ALL SCREAMING]
575
00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:37,289
It's our chocolate,
motherfucker.
576
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,689
[SCREAMING]
577
00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:50,489
[BOTH PANTING]
578
00:20:50,489 --> 00:20:52,155
MAN [ECHOING]:
Candy.
579
00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:55,622
Candy.
580
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,455
How much we got?
What do you mean?
581
00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:59,289
Don't play with me Jazmine,
the money.
582
00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:01,556
How much money we got?
We don't have any money.
583
00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:03,222
I donated it.
You what?
584
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,122
I thought that's what
I was supposed to do.
585
00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:06,222
You gave away the money?
586
00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:07,722
Who told you to give
away the money?
587
00:21:07,722 --> 00:21:09,289
That was the point
of a fundraiser.
588
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:11,289
No! Why you do that?
589
00:21:11,289 --> 00:21:14,222
You said it was for charity.
You never give the money away.
590
00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:15,222
Oh, God.
591
00:21:15,222 --> 00:21:16,756
Who you give the money to?
592
00:21:16,756 --> 00:21:18,889
[RINGS]
593
00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:21,389
Hello, PETA.
594
00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:24,222
[GASPS]
[***]
595
00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:28,789
Man, why you didn't tell me
596
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,856
she was gonna give away
the money?
597
00:21:35,656 --> 00:21:39,489
[***]
598
00:21:39,489 --> 00:21:40,756
RILEY:
So here I am.
599
00:21:40,756 --> 00:21:42,422
Back to being a nobody.
600
00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:44,756
A loser.
601
00:21:44,756 --> 00:21:46,589
The thing people
ask me most
602
00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:48,255
is would I do it again?
603
00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:50,088
Hey, you kids still selling
604
00:21:50,088 --> 00:21:53,522
those chocolate bars
for charity?
605
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,188
[GUNSHOTS]
606
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:58,155
[***]