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♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

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♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

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♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

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♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

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♪ So that you can know Your left from your right ♪

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♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

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♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

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♪ To call your brother sun ♪

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♪ The story that just begun ♪

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♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪

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♪ Till the war is won ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪

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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[DOG BARKING]

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[HUMMING]

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[SPRAY HISSING]
Hm?

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Well, let's see here.

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"Riliy wuz"...

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"Riliy wuz her"?

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I'm afraid I don't get it.

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It says,
"Riley was here."

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No, it doesn't.
It-- It says, "Riliy wuz her."

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How you gonna tell me?
I wrote it.

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Oh-- Oh, I'm not saying
it's not good.

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I-- I'm just saying you could
make it more clear to people

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that you were here.

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You're Riley, I presume?

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Uh, yeah.

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Hey, Riley.
It sure is super to meet you.

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See, there, where the "here"
is all scrunched?

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RILEY:
I ran out of room.

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Well, that's why God
gave houses four walls.

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You see how roughing out
the letters first

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helped us make sure
everything fit?

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RILEY:
Yeah.

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Now niggas will
definitely know I was here.

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But as an artist,
you must ask yourself,

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"Why should they care
that I was here?"

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Well, that's all the time
we have for today.

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I hope to see you again
real soon.

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[YAWNS]

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Hm?

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Hm.

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Hey!

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Who are you?

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Hey, come back here!

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It wasn't me!

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It says,
"Riley was here."

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Well, maybe it was
another Riley.

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You dropped these pictures.

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And, um...

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you have paint
all over your hands.

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Riley, graffiti
is a serious crime.

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Now, as the assistant
district attorney,

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I'd have to arrest you
and send you to jail.

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And you wouldn't want that,
would you?

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No, 'cause I remember when
you got arrested that one time,

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and you was cryin' 'cause you
thought they were gonna rape--

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Well, I don't exactly remember
it happening like that.

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Yeah, it did.

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The way you was talkin',

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they was fittin'
to wear that ass out.

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Okay! So we're all agreed that
none of us want to go to jail.

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And then there was something
about a salad or something?

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Yes, salads! For dinner.

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They make you eat vegetables
every night,

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and they're not delicious...
at all.

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Uh, is the cop here
for me or Riley?

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Your brother got caught spraying
graffiti on...

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Wait. Why would he be here
for you?

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Uh, no reason.

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Fine!

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I knew y'all was gonna find
a way to blame me for this.

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Go ahead.
Say hello to the bad guy.

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But a white man
told me to do it.

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Wait a minute. What white man?
What did he look like?

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White.

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I just assumed
he was in charge.

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Why?

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'Cause he was white.

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And just what did this
white man look like?

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He had a--

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Who do I look like,
Snitchy McRat?

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I don't talk to police.

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Boy, you better work your mouth.

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If you gonna take me to jail,
then take me to jail.

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[GRUMBLING]

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Tell the Robinsons
I'll pay for all the damages.

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I'm very sorry.

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It won't happen again.

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Man, what was up with them?

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They was trippin'.

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What we got to eat?

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A...

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belt!

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GRANDDAD:
Come here!

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Get your little butt over here!

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HUEY: We all know

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that the images we see

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can elicit strong emotional reactions.

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But I've always wondered: can the images we see

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do more than hurt us emotionally?

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Is it possible to see something so bad

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that it actually hurts you physically?

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In other words,

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can too much black television kill you?

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GRANDDAD:
You keep it up...

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[COUGHS]

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[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
The idea that too much

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black television can kill you

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is absolutely preposterous.

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I should know.
I'm an expert.

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Can't you tell by my accent?
Hm?

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HUEY:  Actually, in 1999,
[LAUGHING]

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21-year-old Shaquoia Peterson died suddenly

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in the 13th hour of a 24-hour
Parkers  marathon on UPN.

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[GASPING]

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The exact cause of death was never determined.

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Shaquoia's family settled out of court

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for an undisclosed amount of money.

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UPN admitted no wrongdoing.

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I decided I would watch nothing

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but black people on TV for two weeks

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to see if I suffered any adverse health effects.

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I started by getting a full physical at the health office.

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Well, your blood pressure
is fine,

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which is unusual
for black people.

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And your overall level
of health is excellent.

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These were the rules.

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I was only allowed to watch TV

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featuring a majority of African American performers,

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commercials included.

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Okay. Niggerize me.

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And this is
just more proof

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the white man made
a tragic misjudgment

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when he made it legal to
teach niggers to read and write.

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Paint faster.

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Oh, what? What? What?

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You call that art? Huh?

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Ain't no nigger
ever been good at drawin'.

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If Michelangelo had been black,

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Jesus would look like
George Jefferson.

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Keep paintin'.

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Okay, we're here.

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I'll pick you up in an hour.

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Granddad, I'm sorry.

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I don't want art lessons.

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Well, maybe if you learned
to draw on paper,

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you wouldn't be drawing
on people's houses.

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I won't draw again, ever.

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I know you won't.

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I picked a good teacher
for you too.

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Whoo, boring!
And you better not fall asleep.

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Now, get outta here.

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[BELL RINGS]

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It's you.

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Hey, Riley.

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It sure is super
to see you again.

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Let's get started.

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And what the heck.

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Let's have some mountains
and some clouds.

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Oh, and of course, some joyful,
little trees right there.

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Isn't that beautiful?

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I love painting trees.

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What do you like to paint,
Riley...

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[CHUCKLES]

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...aside from your own name,
of course?

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I got in trouble 'cause of you.

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I thought it was your house.

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It was my mistake.

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But you'll find I don't really
believe in mistakes.

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I believe in happy accidents.

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Because you got in trouble,
your granddad hired me.

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And we are gonna have
so much fun.

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Well, Riley, I certainly
don't want to keep you here

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if you don't want to.

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Your granddad wants to make sure

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I make you do
just one drawing a day.

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Then you can go.

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I just gotta draw one thing?

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Anything you want.

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Heh-heh. Have fun.

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Cool.

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[LAUGHING]

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What?

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Oh, nothing.
You're free to go.

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What's funny?

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Nothing. Nothing at all.

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I'll call your granddad and tell
him you're walking home.

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I wasn't really trying.
I could do better if I wanted.

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Oh, I'm sure.

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Hey!

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You ain't have to ball it up
and throw it in the trash!

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You know what?
That's disrespectful!

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Your mama should've
raised you better.

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[HUMMING]

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I wasn't even really trying.

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Mm-hm.

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[HUMMING]

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[COOL HIP-HOP
PLAYING OVER COMPUTER]

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Wait a minute.
I forgot why I came in here.

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That's odd.

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What are you doing
on the computer?

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I'm looking up art.

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I swore I came in here
for something.

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Yeah. Throw this away.

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Hey, man! That was good!

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Yes, but you didn't draw this.

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Yes, I did!

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I don't think you did.

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Uh, yeah? Then who drew it?

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I did.
You got this off my website.

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Now, I bet you can sit down

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and draw something
even better than this.

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Let's try.

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Um, I don't feel like it.

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Well, then, just do it
real quick like before.

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Oh, I get it.
Is that how you get your kicks?

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You get little kids
to draw stuff

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when they ain't even really
tryin' that hard,

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just so you can laugh?

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You sick.

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Finished?

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No, man!

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Damn, stop sweatin' me.

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I mean, can I draw?

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Can I put the damn lines
on the pages, please? Please?

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You sure can.

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I'm sorry for interrupting.

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Hm.

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I think it's time to move
to a bigger canvas.

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Yeah.

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So you mean you really gonna go
out with me while I tag a house?

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I sometimes
like to paint murals.

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I think they're fun.

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Wow, you pretty cool.

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So do you know
what you want to paint?

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The difference between
good artists and great artists

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is not how well they paint,
but what they choose to paint.

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I wanna paint Scarface
shootin' at, like,

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15 Colombian drug lords

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with bitches.

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That sounds really violent.

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I don't like violent things.

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You should take people
by surprise

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and do something
they wouldn't expect you to do.

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Hey, Riley,
it's great to see you.

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We'll be painting
a mural tonight,

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so we gotta make sure
we have all our equipment.

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Okay, I see paints,

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flashlights...

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Ooh.

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and a pair
of fast running shoes

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for getting away
from the police.

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We're all set.
Let's get started.

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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HUEY: I'm a little nauseous, man.

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But no serious problems yet.

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[SCREAMS] [GRUNTS]

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RILEY:
Finished.

265
00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:57,021
Oh, no, Riley.

266
00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:58,021
You can't sign it.

267
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,021
If anyone finds out
what we're doing,

268
00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:03,021
I won't be able to
teach you art anymore.

269
00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:04,021
And that would make me
real sad.

270
00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:07,021
But how people gonna know
I did it?

271
00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:09,021
An artist who has
done his job well

272
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,021
doesn't need
to sign his name.

273
00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:15,021
[RINGS]

274
00:12:15,021 --> 00:12:17,021
Huh?

275
00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:21,021
Someone sprayed graffiti
on another house?

276
00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:31,021
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
MAN: It touches my soul.

277
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:33,021
MAN 2:
My God.

278
00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:36,021
I have to know who did this!
It's...it's fantastic.

279
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:39,021
Well, I-- I-- I'm positive
it wasn't the hooligans

280
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,021
who spray-painted
the Robinsons' house.

281
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,021
Eh, uh-- This is
far too sophisticated.

282
00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:46,021
I should know.
I'm an expert.

283
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:48,021
[PEOPLE CONTINUE MURMURING]

284
00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,021
Mm-hm.

285
00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:53,021
Oh, if the Lord was here right now,

286
00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:55,021
he would want you to take care of yourselves

287
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,021
and give the money in the basket,

288
00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:58,021
so I can take care of myself.

289
00:12:58,021 --> 00:13:02,021
Okay, so eight days in,
and I don't know.

290
00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:04,021
I feel okay, I guess.

291
00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,021
I'm tired.

292
00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:10,021
I'm supposed to be checking
my blood pressure, but...

293
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,021
forgot how to use this thing.

294
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,021
PREACHER: Drive me a fast car.

295
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:14,021
Get to the--

296
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:18,021
I don't trust that art tutor
of yours.

297
00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:19,021
He seems a little strange.

298
00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:22,021
I heard
he was a Gulf War vet.

299
00:13:22,021 --> 00:13:25,021
I don't know.
He might be crazy.

300
00:13:26,021 --> 00:13:29,021
Hey, did you see that painting
on the Franklins' house?

301
00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:30,021
Yeah.

302
00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:33,021
What you think?
Nice, right?

303
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,021
Not that I had anything
to do with it.

304
00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:38,021
Of course you didn't
have anything to do with it.

305
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:39,021
Stevie Wonder could see

306
00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:41,021
you didn't have
anything to do with it.

307
00:13:44,021 --> 00:13:47,021
I'm very excited
about tonight, Riley.

308
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,021
Have you decided
on what to paint?

309
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:50,021
No.

310
00:13:50,021 --> 00:13:51,021
Oh, that's okay.

311
00:13:52,021 --> 00:13:54,021
You'll know what to paint
when the time is right.

312
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:58,021
Tonight, let's paint a picture
of someone you love.

313
00:13:58,021 --> 00:14:01,021
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.

314
00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:04,021
Oh, you mean
like a fallen soldier?

315
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,021
That's exactly what I mean.

316
00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:12,021
Now, the great artist
shows the viewer

317
00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:14,021
something beautiful
about himself

318
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,021
that he's never
seen before.

319
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,021
Or maybe something
he'd forgotten.

320
00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:19,021
If I keep practicing,

321
00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:21,021
do you think I could sell my art

322
00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:24,021
and make, like,
millions of dollars?

323
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:25,021
Maybe.

324
00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:28,021
But you'll never possess
anything of greater value

325
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:29,021
than the art you sold.

326
00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:33,021
Whatever, nigga.
I wanna get paid.

327
00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:36,021
Are you sure
I can't sign this one?

328
00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:38,021
I don't care
if I get in trouble.

329
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:41,021
Hm, I don't think
it's a good idea.

330
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:43,021
Oh, what if I use
one of my aliases?

331
00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:46,021
That way,
they won't know it was me,

332
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,021
but nobody else
can claim my shit.

333
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,021
[LAUGHS]

334
00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:51,021
Yeah, yeah.

335
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,021
Hm.
[PAINT CAN RATTLING, HISSING]

336
00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:57,021
MAN: It's beautiful.
 MAN 2: ...Ol' Dirty Bastard...

337
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,021
Yet gangsta.
 WOMAN: I think he's trying

338
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,021
to...

339
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:02,021
Moves me deep within.
MAN 3: It's Jesus.

340
00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:03,021
I-i-is that his signature?

341
00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:06,021
MAN 2:
It's many signatures.

342
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:08,021
I can't believe it!

343
00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:11,021
How will we ever ascertain
the identity of the true artist

344
00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:15,021
so that we may shower him
with praise and adoration?

345
00:15:15,021 --> 00:15:18,021
Perhaps the bigger
the signature,

346
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:20,021
the more they contributed.

347
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:22,021
No-- No, I believe
they're in order of importance

348
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,021
from top to bottom
and right to left.

349
00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:26,021
No, no, no.
Wrong, wrong.

350
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,021
According to guild rules,

351
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:31,021
each credited artist,
uh, must have contributed

352
00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:33,021
an equal part to the total work.

353
00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:36,021
Well, I'd pay
a lot of money

354
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:38,021
for a painting like this
in my house.

355
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,021
I can't believe it, man!

356
00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:43,021
How niggas gonna--?

357
00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:46,021
Man, how niggas
gonna just come by

358
00:15:46,021 --> 00:15:48,021
and just sign they name
on someone else's shit

359
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,021
all after the fact?

360
00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,021
Tryin' to steal my shine!

361
00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:55,021
Man, that's
some ol' bullshit! Damn!

362
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,021
You know, Riley, the moon steals
its shine from the sun,

363
00:15:58,021 --> 00:16:02,021
and no one ever gets
the two confused.

364
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:03,021
Take it as a compliment.

365
00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:07,021
Why can't niggas do them? Huh?
Why niggas got to do me?

366
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:12,021
Why niggas got to ride me
like a rodeo show?

367
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:15,021
Why can't they shine
on they own shit?

368
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:18,021
No, man,
I ain't havin' that.

369
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:19,021
[CLEARS THROAT]

370
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,021
Excuse me.
Huh?

371
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,021
Excuse me.
Listen, everybody.

372
00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:26,021
I got an announcement to make.

373
00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:28,021
Now, I know
this is gonna come

374
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,021
as a huge surprise
to everyone, but...

375
00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:33,021
I'm the artist.

376
00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:37,021
That's right, people. I know.
Amazing, ain't it?

377
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:40,021
So young, so young.

378
00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:43,021
[ALL LAUGH]

379
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:50,021
EXPERT:
I never heard of anything

380
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:50,021
so ridiculous in all my life.

381
00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:52,021
I should know.

382
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,021
Hey, kid, can you
get out of the way?

383
00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:56,021
I'm trying
to take a picture.

384
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:59,021
I'm serious.
I painted this.

385
00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:01,021
RUCKUS:
Stop lyin', boy. Stop lyin'.

386
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,021
Everybody knows
niggers can't paint.

387
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:06,021
Why you think all the great
artists have all been white

388
00:17:06,021 --> 00:17:08,021
and called "masters"?

389
00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:11,021
Master Van Gogh.
Master Picasso.

390
00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:14,021
That-- That genius that drawed
that comic strip

391
00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:15,021
with the talkin' penguin.

392
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:17,021
The Master Penguin-Drawer.

393
00:17:17,021 --> 00:17:20,021
Boy, come here.
Get over here, now.

394
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:22,021
What's going on, here?
What did you do?

395
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:24,021
I painted this.

396
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:28,021
You  painted  this?

397
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,021
Yeah, right.

398
00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:32,021
And I suppose Gary Coleman
painted the  Mona Lisa.

399
00:17:32,021 --> 00:17:33,021
[ALL LAUGH]

400
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:37,021
Hey, you know what?
I painted it too.

401
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:38,021
Me too.

402
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:41,021
What did I tell you about lying?
Come here.

403
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,021
[BLOWS THUDDING]

404
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:44,021
GRANDDAD:
You been looking at too much TV.

405
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,021
Ow! But, I--
 Stop lying so much!

406
00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:47,021
Now that,
in my expert opinion,

407
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,021
is an ass-whooping.

408
00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:50,021
RILEY:
Can't you give me credit?

409
00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:52,021
GRANDDAD:
Stop looking at Adult Swim.

410
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:54,021
It's that damn art tutor.

411
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,021
He's doing it, isn't he?

412
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:58,021
Well, why can't I
have painted the walls?

413
00:17:58,021 --> 00:18:00,021
Why can't I
be a talented artist?

414
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:02,021
Boy, you ain't even
a talented vandal.

415
00:18:04,021 --> 00:18:06,021
HUEY:
What's good, y'all?

416
00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:08,021
You niggas is makin'
a whole lot of noise.

417
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,021
Where you been?

418
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,021
Just, you know, chillin'.

419
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:15,021
You know, just doing
my little TV-watchin' thing.

420
00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:18,021
You know, doin' me.

421
00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:19,021
MAN [OVER TV]: You know when

422
00:18:19,021 --> 00:18:21,021
you takin' a dookie,

423
00:18:21,021 --> 00:18:23,021
and it's a dump that ain't the dookie that you wanna take,

424
00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:26,021
but it's the dookie that the dookie wanna take.

425
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,021
It's workin' you over. Not like how you want it...

426
00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:29,021
Yo, move.

427
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,021
You blockin' the TV,
nigga.

428
00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:34,021
You the boss, but the dookie doin' it where you want it--

429
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,021
Eh, you-- You know what I'm talkin' about.

430
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:38,021
And you wished you had a baby wipe.

431
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:41,021
For God's sake, where are the damn baby wipes

432
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:43,021
when you need it?

433
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,021
And then your ass is just itchin'...

434
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:48,021
Hey,
don't tell Granddad I left.

435
00:18:48,021 --> 00:18:50,021
We got any grape soda?

436
00:18:51,021 --> 00:18:53,021
Nigga, you stupid.

437
00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:54,021
...do when you do when you do--

438
00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:56,021
NARRATOR: Sensing a gruesome battle ahead

439
00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:59,021
over the injured ibex...

440
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,021
HUEY: Yo, and it was like,

441
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:04,021
just like that, the experiment was, like, over.

442
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:06,021
And I ain't really get sick or nothin'.

443
00:19:10,021 --> 00:19:13,021
So you're sure
you want to do this?

444
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,021
Yes.
But I need help.

445
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,021
Okay, let's get started.

446
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:27,021
Oh, wish we had
a few more hours.

447
00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:31,021
I think you got
your point across just fine.

448
00:19:31,021 --> 00:19:32,021
MAN:
Freeze!

449
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:33,021
[GASPS]
Run!

450
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:35,021
[♪♪♪♪♪]

451
00:19:35,021 --> 00:19:37,021
[PANTING]

452
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:39,021
Go! Go!

453
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:42,021
I believe you should buckle
your safety belt, Riley.

454
00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:43,021
[TIRES SCREECH]

455
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:45,021
RILEY:
Whoa! Damn!

456
00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:46,021
[SIRENS BLARING]

457
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:52,021
It's the police.

458
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:54,021
I don't really like
the police very much.

459
00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:56,021
Me neither.

460
00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:58,021
Good. Then I'm gonna drive
really fast

461
00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:00,021
so we can get away from them,

462
00:20:00,021 --> 00:20:02,021
if that's okay with you.

463
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,021
Yeah!

464
00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:06,021
That's great. Hold on.

465
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,021
[RINGS]

466
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:13,021
Hello?

467
00:20:13,021 --> 00:20:15,021
Again?

468
00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:17,021
Huh? Whose house?

469
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:24,021
I think it's time
we lost these guys.

470
00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:27,021
♪ When my dreams come true ♪

471
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,021
Hold on.

472
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,021
Yeah!

473
00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,021
[GASPS]

474
00:20:47,021 --> 00:20:49,021
♪ To be any more ♪

475
00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:54,021
♪ When all I am Would be alive ♪

476
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,021
[TIRES SCREECHING]

477
00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:03,021
ART TEACHER: Let's paint a picture

478
00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:03,021
of someone you love.

479
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:06,021
Maybe someone who's not with us anymore.

480
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,021
Thanks, man.

481
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:23,021
Thank you, Riley.

482
00:21:23,021 --> 00:21:25,021
I had a great time
painting with you.

483
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:28,021
Now, you keep on painting,
and God bless.

484
00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,021
[SIRENS WAILING]

485
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:39,021
[♪♪♪♪♪]

486
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:41,021
It's so beautiful.

487
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:45,021
Thank you, boy.

488
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,021
Well, that's it.
Out of memory.

489
00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:51,021
You can start
cleaning it off now.

490
00:21:51,021 --> 00:21:52,021
What? But--
But what--?

491
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,021
No buts. Start drawing on paper,
and this wouldn't happen.

492
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:58,021
Nobody told you
to paint all over my house

493
00:21:58,021 --> 00:22:00,021
'cause you want
to make a point.

494
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:01,021
This ain't  Beat Street.

495
00:22:01,021 --> 00:22:06,021
[♪♪♪♪♪]