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[Bird cries]
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Huey: In retrospect, it
really was my fault.
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Granddad: [Screaming]
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Riley: This is all your
fault, granddad.
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If we die,
I ain't never gonna forgive you.
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Granddad: Please, don't turn over! Aah!
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[All panting]
Huey: [Grunts]
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Granddad: Oh, no.
What are we gonna do?
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[Grunts]
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- Riley: First thing you need to do is get some clothes on.
- Granddad: [Groans]
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All right, think. We got to
think about what we're gonna do.
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Huey, what do we do?
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Huey: We go home. This way.
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Granddad: What home?
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We have no home. We have
no future. We have nothing!
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Sirens wailing in distance]
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Huey: Granddad!
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Granddad: [Coughing]
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Huey: Granddad, come on.
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Granddad: Nope. This is it.
End of the road for me.
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Huey: Granddad, we don't have
time for this. They're coming.
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Granddad: You guys go.
I'm not coming.
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I'm going to stand in the
middle of the road in my drawers
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with this gun [Gun cocks]
until the man comes.
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Then I'm gonna go out like a
[Bleep] G!
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Riley: Granddad! You the real gay.
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[Door opens]
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Granddad: [Coughs]
Boy, what the hell you doing in here?
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Huey: I told you... I'm working
with very unstable material.
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It would help if you would knock.
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Granddad: It would help me if
you shut the hell up.
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I have that appointment
with the financial planner,
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and you're both coming with me.
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Huey: Man, why we have to go?
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Granddad: Now that our
situation has changed,
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we need to start thinking
like white people...
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all of us.
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Huey: I told you I have to
finish my chemistry project.
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Granddad: Are you sure you're
just doing a chemistry project
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and not making no bombs?
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Huey: Yes, granddad. I swear.
I'm not making a bomb.
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Granddad: What is that...
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That pink stuff right there?
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Isn't that what terrorists
put up their Booty hole,
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then they put a match up their Booty
hole to blow up the whole plane?
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You'd better not be making no
Booty-hole bombs around here.
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Huey: It's not a bomb, granddad.
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It's... wave cream.
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I've been thinking about
going with the Billy Dee look.
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Granddad: Good. About time.
Come on. Let's go.
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Don't hold back.
Give it to me straight.
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I've been giving it to you
straight for a half-hour, Mr. Freeman.
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According to this, every one of
your credit cards is maxed out.
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You're broke.
You've got zip, zero, zilch.
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I'd say you have six months
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before you and your grandchildren
are homeless and starving.
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Do you really need cable,
high-speed Internet?
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I see a lot of money on restaurants.
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Riley: We don't go to restaurants.
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That's granddad going out on
dates and feeding bitches again.
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You'll probably also need to
cut electricity, water.
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How many kidneys do you have,
Mr. Freeman?
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Do you have any friends who
traffic in drugs?
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Can you think of any way to make
some quick money?
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Mr. Freeman? Mr. Freeman?
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[Rapping]♪ Want to unh ♪
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♪ Like we having sex
Baby, grab your ankles ♪
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♪ You know what's next ♪
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Ruckus: [Laughs]
Look at that.
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Oh, how the high yellow shall be last,
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and the last shall be high
yellow.
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Granddad: Leave me alone, Ruckus.
I'm working as fast as I can.
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Ruckus: Ah, yeah, nigga.
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Oh, this ain't nothing like the
movie "Car Wash," is it, nigga?
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Oh, no. Unh-unh. Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
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Ain't no singing, no dancing,
no Richard Pryor... nothing.
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Oh, by the way, that lazy
Mexican sumbitch chico canceled,
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and I need you to stay till
closing time.
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Granddad: But I had plans tonight.
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Ruckus: Plans? Plans?
Ain't no nigga make no plans!
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Niggas just react to outside stimuli.
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Now, I got some plans, too.
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I plan to keep your black ass here.
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Granddad: Sumbitch!
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Riley: You heard that man, granddad.
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We don't have the finances
to be feeding these bitches.
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Granddad: Everything's fine.
It's not that bad.
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It's just one dinner.
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Riley: Huey! Granddad's
taking bitches out to eat again!
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Granddad:♪ Going on a hot date ♪
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♪ Hot date, hot date.
Going on a hot date ♪
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♪ Hot... ♪
Aw, damn it.
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I'm out of Nap-B-Gone!
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I might still have time
to run to the store.
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Riley: No way, granddad.
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We ain't got no money for wave gel.
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You ain't got enough hair to worry about,
noway.
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[Ding!]
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Granddad: Ahh.
Pretty boy. Player.
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[Cellphone vibrates, rings]
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[Cellphone beeps] Hey, cutie pie.
Sorry for the late date.
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My, uh, corner office was
packed full of meetings.
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Um, anyway, you all set for tonight?
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Where you want to go, baby?
Mr. Chin's?
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That... I, uh, don't really like
Chinese food.
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Hey. Here's an idea.
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Why don't we skip the fancy
dinner and just do something... free?
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You know,
like watch a movie on basic cable,
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pop some popcorn,
make some ramen noodles!
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Well, you see, to be honest, I'm
a little short on cash.
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[Click, dial tone]
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Hello? Hello?
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[Cellphone beeps]
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Riley: Whew. That was a close one.
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What's for dinner?
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Granddad: It's just not fair.
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Truth is your granddaddy has
always had a hard time with women.
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I'm not very fit.
I'm not very funny.
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I'm not particularly
good at conversation.
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Lord knows I'm not good in bed.
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But I had money,
and as long as I had money,
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I could have a moderately
satisfying sex life.
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Riley: Ugh.
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Granddad: No more.
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[Snoring]
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[Alarm beeping]
[Snoring stops]
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[Beeping stops]
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[Groans]
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[Gasps]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Well, did you try it?
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[Chuckles] We're gonna be rich.
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Tom: Yeah,
my hair's so silky smooth.
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Riley: I like your hair.
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It's like you kind of got that
J. Lo thing going on...
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you know, kind of like the white girls.
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I like that. I like that.
It's pretty hot.
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Jazmine: I'm the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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Tom: [Chuckles] I'm
so happy for you, Robert!
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This is gonna revolutionize
the whole black-hair-care industry.
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You're sitting on a gold mine.
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Granddad: Oh, thank you, Jesus.
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I always knew if I
pretended to believe in you,
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it would pay off someday.
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Tom: So, what's the plan?
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Riley: Yeah, how do we get paid?
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Granddad: Uh...
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Tom: Now, now.
There's a lot that has to be done
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before you can bring
something like this to market.
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You need a business plan,
lawyers, distribution.
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How much more of this
stuff do you have?
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Granddad: I'm not sure.
I got it from huey.
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Tom: Well, where did he get it from?
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Huey: Hey, granddad. Have you seen
that container of pink gel I was...
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Granddad: Hey, huey. How much more
of that wave cream do you have?
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Huey: Granddad, you didn't.
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Granddad: This wave cream you made
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is way more than just wave cream.
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It grows hair overnight.
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Huey: It does what?
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Granddad: It grows hair...
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Long, straight, beautiful hair.
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Huey: Granddad, that was a highly
explosive compound for a bomb.
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Both: A bomb?!
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Granddad: But you told me
it wasn't a bomb.
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You specifically said
it was not [belt cracks] A bomb!
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- Huey: [Grunts]
- Granddad: Boy, come here! Come here!
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You want to make a bomb?
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I'm gonna bomb your
narrow ass with this belt.
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Huey: You got to wash that
out right now... all of you.
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Jazmine: [Screams]
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No!
You'll never take my hair! No!
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Tom: Mine, either! [Door closes]
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Granddad: Damn it, boy, why
do you have to ruin everything?
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What are you making bombs for?
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Huey: To kill Ed Wuncler II
and get our freedom back.
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Granddad: That's your plan?
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You know, for a smart nigga,
you come up with some dumb-ass plans.
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Now, how much of that bomb
wave cream do you have?
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Riley: Hey, that should be
the name... "Bomb wave cream."
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Granddad: Good idea.
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Write it down before we forget.
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Huey: Did you not hear me?
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One spark, and heads could
actually explode.
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Riley: "Bomb wave cream...
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an explosion of beautiful hair."
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Granddad: Ohh. I like that.
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Huey: Granddad, you're gonna
kill people.
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Granddad:
We'll put a warning label on it...
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"Warning,
flammable."
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Moral dilemma solved.
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Riley: Solved, nigga.
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Huey: Hey, stop!
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Granddad: Get off me!
I need it! I need it!
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Don't you see, Huey?
This... this is our freedom.
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Huey: I agreed to help
granddad find a buyer
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if he agreed to wash his hair.
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This is Boss Willona,
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proprietor of a black beauty
salon we found on yelp.
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Supposedly, she knew everything
there was about black beauty products,
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although I started to suspect her
operation might not be completely legit.
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This is a tough business.
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Normally, I try to talk people out of it,
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but you guys... you got
something special, very special.
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This isn't just hair relaxer.
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This is art.
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You niggas are some real artists.
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We used your gel on the left
half of Hot Chocolate's hair.
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Bitches be hatin'.
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This is better than white-bitch
hair.
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This is damn near
virgin-Cambodian-bitch quality.
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Granddad: So, I can presume you're interested
in placing an order, Ms. Willona?
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Boss Willona.
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Granddad: Excuse me?
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I'm a businesswoman,
Mr. Freeman...
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An African-American entrepreneur.
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You don't think I've earned
the right to be called "Boss"?
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[Dog growls]
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Granddad: Huh?
I mean, yes, of course.
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You're the boss... Willona.
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[Chuckles]
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Whoa!
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Riley: All right, all right,
all ri-i-i-ght.
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I'll take all of it...
Whatever you got.
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Huey: Boss Willona, could I
advise my grandfather briefly?
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We need to get up out of here,
granddad.
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Granddad: Leave? Why?
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Huey: 'Cause they're
gangsters.
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Granddad: Gangster? Boy, that's ridiculous.
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Miss Boss Willona is a
pillar of the community.
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I assure you our operation is
entirely legitimate.
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Huey: Boss Willona, there's something
you should know about this stuff.
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Granddad: No, there isn't.
Boy, that's enough.
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Huey: No, granddad,
I think we should tell them.
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Granddad: Don't listen to
him, Boss Lady Willona.
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Riley: Damn, Huey.
Why you got to ruin everything?
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Huey: We got to tell them.
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It's our responsibility to tell
them, granddad.
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Granddad: You drive me crazy, boy.
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Riley: Man, Huey, I can't stand you.
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Tell us what?
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Huey: Boss Willona, this
stuff is dangerous.
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It's a highly explosive compound.
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Nobody should ever,
ever put this in their hair.
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Granddad: Damn it, boy.
I'm gonna beat your ass when we get home.
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[Laughs]
Explosive?
250
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You think them bitches
out there care about a little fire?
251
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This here will turn your brain green.
252
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This stuff has plutonium.
253
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This one here is acid.
254
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[Chuckles] Just acid.
255
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Don't you get it?
256
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These bitches would
put napalm on their hair
257
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if it would make it straight.
258
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Put a warning label on it.
259
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[Rapping]♪ Bomb!? Kaboom, niggas ♪
260
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?it's the bomb right here?
261
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♪ You bad-credit [Bleep]
shut up for seven years ♪
262
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♪ We cook it, we pack it,
we move it, we stack it ♪
263
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♪ We re-up, we flip it ♪
264
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♪ We all acrobatics ♪
265
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♪You see us? Yeah, we up ♪
266
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♪ I know you mad at it ♪
267
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♪ We fiends like they be.
We all cash addicts ♪
268
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♪ Deal it to the hookers
that bang this [Bleep] ♪
269
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♪ We get it hand over fist like
some sign-language [Bleep] ♪
270
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♪ Honestly,
sometimes I get tired of this [Bleep] ♪
271
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♪ But it's hard to forget
how they line up for this [bleep] ♪
272
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♪ it ain't just crack, nigga.
Everything's a trap ♪
273
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♪ I cook dope verses
and serve hard raps ♪
274
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♪ Hustle this hooptie music ♪
275
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♪ You see me, son ♪
276
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♪ I'm a [Rat-tat-tat]
money machine gun ♪
277
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Oh, my God, I'm never gonna
look like Beyonce?
278
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[Indistinct conversations]
279
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Granddad: [Grunts]
280
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So, you're just gonna sit there
and not help?
281
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Riley: That's okay.
He just don't get none of this money.
282
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Granddad: I understand, Huey.
283
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So many bad things has happened
to us.
284
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It's hard not to assume the worst.
285
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But don't you see?
286
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This time, it's different.
287
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This time, everything's gonna
work out perfectly.
288
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Next on "channel 11 news"...
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Could you have a bomb in your hair?
290
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We'll tell you which popular
African-American hair-care product
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contains a dangerously explosive chemical.
292
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Granddad: You think they mean us?
293
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The trouble started when two
women attempted to board a plane
294
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and were stopped after explosives
were detected on their person.
295
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Florida Beatrice Jackson and
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Taeshawndretta Brown were
detained for several hours
297
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before it was finally
discovered that their hair...
298
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Or more precisely, their hair relaxer...
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was the culprit.
300
00:14:08,187 --> 00:14:10,278
I know we look like a-rabs,
301
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all exotified and
whatnot with all this hair,
302
00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:14,464
but we ain't, okay?
303
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:17,578
So, they need to go [Bleep]
with them actual a-rab [Bleep]
304
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and leave niggas the [Bleep] alone!
305
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The ironically named hair gel is
the hottest-selling on the market,
306
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,868
but experts claim a single jar
contains enough high explosives
307
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to destroy a small plane or a prius.
308
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:32,118
Channel 11 obtained a
sample of the hair gel
309
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and placed it in the wig
you see on this mannequin.
310
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You can see for yourself
311
00:14:38,597 --> 00:14:41,722
the massive destructive
power of this product.
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Right Like White beauty shop,
313
00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:50,107
which said it had sold out of the product,
314
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claimed it would not be ordering any more
315
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but refused to disclose the
name of the manufacturer.
316
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:56,375
Riley: See? No snitching.
317
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That's what I'm talking about.
318
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Granddad: Shush!
319
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Meanwhile, authorities are urging people
320
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,059
who bought the product to call the police
321
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and their local bomb squad will
properly dispose of the gel.
322
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This afternoon, the state
legislature held an emergency session
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to make sale or
possession of the hair gel
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a terrorist offense,
325
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punishable by torture, indefinite endition,
326
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and execution by drone strike.
327
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And they'll deserve it.
328
00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:20,095
Tim, back to you.
329
00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:22,700
Riley: Does this mean we
can't make no more money?
330
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,901
Granddad: No, it's not over.
331
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We'll appeal, shift blame.
332
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They knew the risk.
333
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There was a warning label.
334
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:29,605
Huey: Are you serious?
335
00:15:29,605 --> 00:15:31,822
[Cellphone vibrates, rings]
336
00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:33,225
Granddad: It's Willona.
337
00:15:35,155 --> 00:15:36,185
[Dog growls]
338
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:40,062
So, uh, I took the liberty of
returning your money.
339
00:15:40,219 --> 00:15:41,810
Hope there are no hard feelings.
340
00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:44,285
[Laughs]
341
00:15:44,285 --> 00:15:46,973
I don't want the money back, Robert.
342
00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:50,296
I want more gel... a lot more.
343
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,409
Granddad: But, Boss Willona,
344
00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:55,643
bomb hair gel has been declared
a controlled substance.
345
00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,462
Selling more would be unthinkable.
346
00:15:57,462 --> 00:15:59,006
I don't believe it's the
government's right
347
00:15:59,006 --> 00:16:02,192
to tell black women they can't
have long, beautiful hair.
348
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,016
Unh-unh.
349
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:04,508
Or black men, either.
350
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:06,319
Granddad: So, you don't care
that it's illegal?
351
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:10,665
Just between us, my business
isn't entirely legitimate.
352
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,255
Granddad: No!
353
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,054
Huey: You shouldn't have
promised her more, granddad.
354
00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:16,731
There is no way I'm making more.
355
00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:18,080
Granddad: Fine. We'll make it.
356
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:18,997
Riley: Yeah, yeah.
357
00:16:18,997 --> 00:16:20,133
We'll make it, nigga.
358
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:22,816
You think you the only one in
this house who knows chemistry?
359
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,742
Huey: Obviously.
360
00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:24,927
Granddad: Okay. Well, uh-huh.
361
00:16:24,927 --> 00:16:26,323
I got a little of the stuff left.
362
00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:27,946
I can send it to a lab. Yeah.
363
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:29,616
That always works on TV.
364
00:16:29,616 --> 00:16:30,709
I'll get it analyzed.
365
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,572
I'll make it myself.
How hard could it be?
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Riley: Analyzed, nigga.
367
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,807
Huey: Even if you could
get the ingredients,
368
00:16:39,839 --> 00:16:41,496
you mix that stuff the wrong way,
369
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you'll blow up the whole
house with us in it.
370
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,055
Granddad: Wuncler owns this house.
371
00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:46,200
I don't give a [Bleep].
372
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Huey: Granddad, stop!
373
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,268
Granddad: You can help me do it safely
374
00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:51,833
or watch me blow this [Bleep] up.
375
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,484
Riley: Your call, nigga.
376
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:58,760
Huey: You two have to follow
my instructions exactly.
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00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,350
Granddad: No problem.
378
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,159
Riley: Okay, okay, Huey.
I see you.
379
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:03,092
Maybe you ain't so gay after all.
380
00:17:03,247 --> 00:17:05,050
Huey: And we can't do it here.
381
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:08,513
We need to set up somewhere
nobody will find it.
382
00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:10,672
[Bird cries]
383
00:17:10,672 --> 00:17:13,290
Riley: Ew. Couldn't you
have gotten something nicer?
384
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,666
Granddad: We ain't taking it
to a car show.
385
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,813
We're cooking hair relaxer.
386
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:16,914
Will this work?
387
00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:18,461
Huey: Yeah. It'll work.
388
00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:19,789
Granddad: All right. Let's get to it.
389
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,359
Riley: Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
390
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,674
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What you doing?
391
00:17:23,674 --> 00:17:25,820
Granddad: I can't have my
clothes smelling like this stuff.
392
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,480
Riley: Yes, you can.
393
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,505
Hey, I ain't getting in there
until he put on some clothes.
394
00:17:30,505 --> 00:17:32,345
Granddad: Shut up.
Let's get to it.
395
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:36,033
Riley: Why he always finding
excuses to get naked, Huey?
396
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,708
It's gay. Even worse, it's homosexual.
397
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,654
Granddad: [Sighs]
398
00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:04,865
Huey: Well, what now?
399
00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,140
Granddad: Now we call
Boss Willona.
400
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,551
So, this is where you make it?
401
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:19,930
Smart.
402
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:21,845
Nobody will ever find this.
403
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:24,369
And everything you need
is right in there, huh?
404
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:26,924
[Guns cock]
405
00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:28,483
Granddad: Aah!
406
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,967
Riley: Aw, man.
407
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,682
Why didn't we think to bring no gun?
408
00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:33,515
Don't take this personal, guys.
409
00:18:33,515 --> 00:18:36,112
I'm a businesswoman.
It's just business.
410
00:18:36,112 --> 00:18:37,951
Riley: I'ma get shot by a gay dude.
411
00:18:38,155 --> 00:18:39,520
How embarrassing.
412
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,872
Granddad: What? What do you want?
413
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,551
The formula.
414
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,034
Teach us how to make it.
415
00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:49,430
Mwah!
416
00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:51,199
Riley: Ugh. [Gags]
417
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,427
Toodles.
418
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:02,665
Huey: Put out the cigarette.
419
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:04,206
[Exhales sharply]
420
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:12,747
Granddad: Let me see.
I'll just take a little pour.
421
00:19:12,747 --> 00:19:15,084
Then a pinch and a splash.
422
00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:18,842
Or is it a splash,
then a pinch and a pour?
423
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:21,468
Huey: Wrong one.
424
00:19:23,154 --> 00:19:25,321
- Go!
- Granddad: Aah!
425
00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:27,381
[Both screaming]
426
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:31,306
[Indistinct shouting]
[Both coughing, gagging]
427
00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:37,061
Granddad: Riley!
428
00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:47,003
Huey: Granddad!
We got to get out of here!
429
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:50,966
Granddad: [Screaming]
430
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:52,958
Riley: This is all your fault, granddad.
431
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,245
If we die,
I ain't never gonna forgive you.
432
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:00,904
Granddad: Don't turn over!
Aah!
433
00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:24,830
[Sirens wailing]
434
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,727
Ruckus: Robert! You lazy nigga!
435
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,411
You're supposed to be at the car wash!
436
00:20:28,411 --> 00:20:30,470
I'm docking you a full day's pay!
437
00:20:31,254 --> 00:20:34,772
Granddad: [Screams]
Aah! It's not fair!
438
00:20:34,772 --> 00:20:35,881
I can't take it!
439
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:38,748
Those [Bleep]
they took everything!
440
00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:40,456
They can't get away with it! They can't!
441
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,613
They can't get away with it!
[Screams]
442
00:20:43,613 --> 00:20:45,080
[Both groaning, coughing]
443
00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:46,676
Oh, my head.
444
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:50,102
Yo, this nigga done lost his damn mind.
445
00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:51,309
Hoo-hoo. Let's go.
446
00:20:53,582 --> 00:20:54,557
Keys?
447
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,432
Unh-unh, but I can hot-wire this [Bleep].
448
00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:59,975
Granddad: Aah! Aah! Aah!
449
00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:02,258
Ohh, I wish I'd died in Korea!
450
00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:03,959
Aah! Aah! Ohh.
451
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:08,424
[Groans]
[Sighing]
452
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,315
Huey: In retrospect, it was my fault.
453
00:21:14,497 --> 00:21:15,649
Let's go home.
454
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,917
Granddad: But... what about this?
455
00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,921
There are two bodies in there.
456
00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:21,743
Riley: We chop 'em up and
dump the bodies.
457
00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,309
Granddad: No. No.
458
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:25,616
Look... look at the example I'm setting.
459
00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:27,618
None of this is okay.
460
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:29,107
I'm a terrible grandparent.
461
00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,919
You boys deserve better than
this.
462
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:32,449
I'm gonna turn myself in.
463
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,908
[Electricity crackles]
464
00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:35,775
Got it!
465
00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:39,464
Huey: What the [Bleep]?!
466
00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:47,974
Granddad: Which way you say home was?
467
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,393
Huey: This way.
468
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:54,271
Riley: I hope nobody see us walking
home with you in your underwear.
469
00:21:59,564 --> 00:22:04,026
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