1 00:00:02,334 --> 00:00:04,504 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:07,340 ANNOUNCER: In a world of unspeakable brutality... 3 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:13,713 freedom had a name. 4 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:17,350 And that name was Freeman. 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,119 Catcher Freeman. 6 00:00:20,052 --> 00:00:22,221 This is the true story 7 00:00:22,221 --> 00:00:26,359 of the man who risked everything for justice... 8 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:31,031 and love. 9 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,802 Savior, soldier, killer... 10 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,537 [BONES CRACKING] 11 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,905 ...hero. 12 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,007 And he was your great-- 13 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:44,944 GRANDDAD: Great-great-great-granddaddy. 14 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:47,447 The story of Catcher Freeman. 15 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:48,748 RILEY: Come on, Granddad. 16 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:50,449 I may not know nothin' about history, 17 00:00:50,449 --> 00:00:51,651 but I ain't stupid. 18 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,352 None of that story is true. 19 00:00:53,352 --> 00:00:55,288 It is true. Catcher Freeman was a hero. 20 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:56,990 And don't you ever forget it. 21 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:57,990 Excuse me. 22 00:00:57,990 --> 00:00:59,259 [GRANDDAD SOBBING] 23 00:01:02,194 --> 00:01:04,063 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 24 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,932 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 25 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,467 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 26 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,335 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 27 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:10,936 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 28 00:01:10,936 --> 00:01:12,538 ♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪ 29 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:15,374 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 30 00:01:15,374 --> 00:01:16,875 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 31 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:17,977 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 32 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,712 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 33 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,080 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 34 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,281 ♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪ 35 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:24,083 ♪ Till the war is won Won ♪ 36 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,719 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 37 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,955 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 38 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,557 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 39 00:01:31,557 --> 00:01:33,193 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 40 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,630 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 41 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,164 ♪ Sing a song... ♪ 42 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:40,599 RILEY: That nigga lying. 43 00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:41,768 And how would you know? 44 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,903 Granddad always making up some shit about history. 45 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,372 How come everyone we related to is somebody famous? 46 00:01:46,372 --> 00:01:48,174 The first nigga to go to the moon, 47 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:49,642 or the first nigga to pole vault? 48 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,711 Tsk. Man, he made up Catcher Freeman. 49 00:01:52,711 --> 00:01:55,414 Shoot, he probably made up this whole "slavery" thing. 50 00:01:55,414 --> 00:01:56,749 What nigga you know 51 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,084 gonna work all day in a hot field for no paper? 52 00:01:59,084 --> 00:02:00,353 See, that's your problem. 53 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,888 You be believin' anything somebody tells you 54 00:02:02,888 --> 00:02:04,623 or put in a...book. 55 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:08,394 See, I keep my mental mind extra secure. Nothing gets in. 56 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:09,595 Where you going? 57 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:11,197 Don't wanna hear the rest of the story? 58 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,465 No, I don't wanna hear no more of your made-up stories. 59 00:02:13,465 --> 00:02:15,401 I told you, Catcher Freeman was real. 60 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:17,970 That's your great- great-great-great-granddaddy. 61 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:20,974 What about when you told us your cousin integrated baseball? 62 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,442 He did. 63 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,442 At school they said 64 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,644 Jackie Robinson integrated baseball. 65 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,612 That's your fourth cousin on my uncle's side. 66 00:02:26,612 --> 00:02:28,714 Jackie Robinson Freeman. The Freeman is silent. 67 00:02:28,714 --> 00:02:30,249 Now hush and pay attention. 68 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:32,352 Catcher Freeman was the greatest black man ever. 69 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,253 He was Malcolm X, Nat Turner and Barack Obama 70 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:35,855 all rolled into one. 71 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,224 Okay, I'm going to start this story from the beginning. 72 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,859 RILEY: Oh, man. From the beginning? 73 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,694 GRANDDAD: Shut up. It was the plantation 74 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,596 of Confederate Colonel George Lynchwater, 75 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:45,063 better known as Massa Colonel. 76 00:02:45,063 --> 00:02:46,432 Probably made him up too. 77 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,501 Shut your ass! The slaves were out in the fields, 78 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,003 singing songs of freedom. 79 00:02:51,003 --> 00:02:53,506 Guys, what--? What are you doing? 80 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,675 You know you're not allowed to sing that song. 81 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,477 Stop it, guys, I'm serious. Massa's on his way. 82 00:02:58,477 --> 00:03:01,514 COLONEL: Tobias, didn't I tell you to tell these niggers 83 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,981 to stop singing that damn song? 84 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:04,717 Stop singing? Oh, no. 85 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:07,286 Tobias told us Massa Colonel likes that song. 86 00:03:07,286 --> 00:03:09,522 That's a lie. 87 00:03:07,286 --> 00:03:09,522 Oh, no, Massa. 88 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,791 We field niggas is too dumb to lie. 89 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,693 But, you know, Tobias is the lighter shades, 90 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,828 and he got that sharp sense of humor. 91 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,663 Oh, no, no, Massa Colonel, I wasn't-- 92 00:03:17,663 --> 00:03:19,832 You out here telling jokes, Tobias? 93 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,901 Massa Colonel, please. 94 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,901 Ahh! God, that stings! 95 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,002 I-I knows you mad, 96 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,703 but don't take it out on poor Tobias. 97 00:03:24,703 --> 00:03:27,206 If you beats him, it's like you beating all of us, 98 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,774 but with considerably less effort. 99 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:30,309 TOBIAS: Shut the fuck up! 100 00:03:30,309 --> 00:03:32,078 So the only nigger I gotta beat is Tobias? 101 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,746 TOBIAS: Shut the fuck up, Percy! 102 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:36,315 PERCY: We don't like to see that. That makes us work harder. 103 00:03:36,315 --> 00:03:38,218 COLONEL: Well, shit fire and save matches. 104 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,785 Maybe I'll get to bed early tonight. 105 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:41,787 [TOBIAS SCREAMS] 106 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:41,787 Please, when you hit him, 107 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:44,256 it make us scared and make us all just wanna stay here. 108 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:46,225 We won't do nothings if you keep hitting him 109 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:48,093 'cause it's a-- An example of what not to do. 110 00:03:48,093 --> 00:03:51,531 COLONEL: Well, since you love these field niggers so much, 111 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:54,267 you can stay out here and work with them for a few days. 112 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:58,271 And if I hear that song again, I'm cuttin' both your balls off. 113 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:03,409 You guys are real fuckin' assholes, you know that? 114 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,010 Come on, man, look on the bright side. 115 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:07,279 You get to hang out in the field with the real niggas. 116 00:04:07,279 --> 00:04:08,947 Ain't you sick of the white man? 117 00:04:08,947 --> 00:04:10,049 You know what I'm sick of? 118 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:12,017 You blaming the white man for everything. 119 00:04:12,017 --> 00:04:13,685 The white man this, the white man that. 120 00:04:13,685 --> 00:04:15,788 You'll never get anywhere with that attitude. 121 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:18,591 Man, fuck that white nigga. That's your massa. 122 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,559 All I'm saying is, you stop being a victim, 123 00:04:20,559 --> 00:04:22,361 you might better your life on your own. 124 00:04:22,361 --> 00:04:24,931 You ain't said nothing. I'm gonna do that, believe it. 125 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,600 As soon as Catcher Freeman rides through here with his brigade 126 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,436 and cuts that cracker's head clean off, ugh, I'm out of here. 127 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,572 You ain't never seen no nigga be gone like I'm gonna be gone. 128 00:04:33,572 --> 00:04:35,274 You ain't seen no nigga ride out like me. 129 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,376 And I'm a-join the gang. I got a letter saying 130 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:39,044 I can join Catcher Freeman's brigade 131 00:04:39,044 --> 00:04:41,280 and ride out with that nigga. 132 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,648 MAN: Damn, you get mail, nigga? 133 00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:45,884 Ha! Ha-ha! That's your plan? Catcher Freeman, huh? 134 00:04:45,884 --> 00:04:47,286 Why not just wait for Santa Claus 135 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,221 to take you away on his sled? 136 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:50,923 You don't believe in Catcher Freeman? 137 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:51,924 [GIBBERING] 138 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,125 Of course I don't. 139 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,994 I don't believe in the Easter Bunny either. 140 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,996 I'm telling you, man. Catcher Freeman is real. 141 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:59,298 He go round from plantation to plantation, 142 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:00,733 freeing all the slaves and shit. 143 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,469 He, like, 14 feet tall, 144 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,672 got trapezius muscles and biceps. Shit crazy. 145 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:08,741 He ain't just no normal nigga, he's supernigga. 146 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,443 He like a black-ass Batman, if you will. 147 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,044 He can fly... underwater. 148 00:05:12,044 --> 00:05:13,078 RILEY: Heh-heh-heh. 149 00:05:13,078 --> 00:05:14,547 Wait, how they know who Batman is? 150 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,315 GRANDDAD: Stop interrupting! 151 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,383 Ha! That's ridiculous. 152 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,951 I don't even know who Batman is. 153 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,486 And what's your plan, house nigga? 154 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,256 I bet you don't even wanna escape, all on Massa's nuts. 155 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,590 Oh, I'm gonna escape all right. 156 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,894 I'm gonna escape with this, okay? With my mind. 157 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:32,864 I've got this. It's a play, but for the screen. 158 00:05:32,864 --> 00:05:35,634 What screen, nigga? We in the 1800's. 159 00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:38,037 I thought of a way to display moving pictures on a screen. 160 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,539 Of course, it's all abstract, 161 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,008 since I don't have any actual film or cameras or anything, 162 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,076 but I'm gonna show Massa Colonel my screenplay, 163 00:05:44,076 --> 00:05:45,645 and when he reads it, he's gonna know 164 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,280 this could be a huge production. 165 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:50,316 Nigga, you trying to get off the plantation 166 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:51,984 by selling a script? Ha! 167 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,153 Nigga, you ain't even supposed to know how to read. 168 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,789 How you gonna sell a script, asshole? 169 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:58,257 Plus, there's a writer's strike. 170 00:05:58,257 --> 00:05:59,959 Oh, yeah? Me and Thelma are gonna marry, 171 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,461 have kids and live in Massa's house. 172 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,497 [BOTH LAUGHING] 173 00:06:06,031 --> 00:06:07,933 Tell me what you think about your ass, nigga. 174 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:10,035 GRANDDAD: Thelma was your great-great-great- 175 00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:11,737 great-great-great-grandmother. 176 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:14,040 Now, Tobias was madly in love with young Thelma. 177 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,841 Eww... 178 00:06:15,841 --> 00:06:18,511 But Thelma didn't want his old Uncle Tom ass. 179 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,447 Besides, she was about to meet Catcher for the first time. 180 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:24,150 Young Thelma yearned for her freedom, 181 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:27,153 so one night she decided to make a run for it. 182 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,489 Oh, but that poor, little, sweet girl didn't get far. 183 00:06:30,489 --> 00:06:31,691 She ain't going nowhere. 184 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,225 We ain't gonna hurt you too much. 185 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:35,260 MAN: I might hurt you. I might hurt you. 186 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,895 Hey, look up in the tree. It's a bird. 187 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:40,133 Nope, it's Catcher Freeman. Yippee! Come on. 188 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,468 Get him, get him. Watch it. 189 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:46,539 Watch behind you, Catcher. Watch behind you. There you go. 190 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,240 RILEY: Man, hold up, hold up. 191 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,642 This nigga jumping out of trees? 192 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,544 Catcher Freeman was a master swordsman. 193 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,346 How this nigga learn all that ninja stuff? 194 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,547 They didn't even have karate flicks back then. 195 00:06:55,547 --> 00:06:58,284 Hush, boy! It was love at first sight. 196 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,685 He was tall, he was handsome, 197 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:02,021 his trapezius muscles rippled through his shirt. 198 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,057 All right, Granddad, dang. You making me uncomfortable. 199 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,658 Catcher Freeman was a sexy man! 200 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:09,428 And old Thelma was smitten. Hee! 201 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,363 Hi, I'm Thelma. 202 00:07:11,363 --> 00:07:13,432 My name's Catcher. Catcher Freeman. 203 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:16,368 You're Catcher Freeman? The Catcher Freeman? 204 00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:17,937 You've heard of me? 205 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,371 Of course I've heard of you. 206 00:07:19,371 --> 00:07:21,407 Who has not heard of Catcher Freeman? 207 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:22,741 Where are you escaping from? 208 00:07:22,741 --> 00:07:24,143 Oh, Colonel Lynchwater's. 209 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,011 I've been there for a while and I kind of feel 210 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:28,414 like I got everything I can get out of that organization. 211 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:29,649 I can read and write, 212 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,784 so hopefully that'll look good on my résumé. 213 00:07:32,784 --> 00:07:34,186 My brigade is nearby. 214 00:07:34,186 --> 00:07:35,888 We're ready to kill Colonel Lynchwater 215 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,223 and free all your friends and kinfolk. 216 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:39,792 But we'll need your help. 217 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,161 Great, that's a relief, 'cause all my friends 218 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,562 about to be talking bad about me. 219 00:07:43,562 --> 00:07:45,631 Like, "Thelma done changed since she been free. 220 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,234 She forgot where she came from, she don't never come around." 221 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,470 You know. 222 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,470 Ah, Catcher was smitten too. 223 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,438 That night, Thelma told the other slaves 224 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:55,807 about the plan to escape with Catcher. 225 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:57,009 Let me get this straight. 226 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:59,178 Catcher gonna come through here with his brigade, 227 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:00,779 cut that cracker's head clean off, 228 00:08:00,779 --> 00:08:02,114 and then we gonna be free? 229 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,250 MAN: Sounds good to me. 230 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,250 MAN 2: Hell, yeah. 231 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,617 Hold up, wait a minute now. 232 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:08,754 Now, I-- I know we've all had our problems with Massa, 233 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:11,690 but, uh, this is murder. 234 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:13,358 PERCY: Ah, man, shut your punk ass up. 235 00:08:13,358 --> 00:08:14,927 The night before the revolt, 236 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:17,930 Thelma snuck away to see Catcher one last time. 237 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,698 Here, take this. 238 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:23,002 You'll know what to do with it when the time comes. 239 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,203 Why do you still wear shackles? 240 00:08:25,203 --> 00:08:28,140 So I'll never forget those who are still in bondage. 241 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,308 Even though you'll be free soon, 242 00:08:30,308 --> 00:08:32,144 you must continue to be a soldier 243 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:35,547 until the war is won. 244 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:37,483 [♪♪♪] 245 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,386 [RILEY SNORING] 246 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:44,223 GRANDDAD: But, oh, Tobias was hating with his punk ass. 247 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:45,423 Boy, wake up! 248 00:08:45,423 --> 00:08:47,125 RILEY: Oh, is it over? 249 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:49,828 So Tobias betrayed them because he was jealous? 250 00:08:49,828 --> 00:08:52,664 Yes, but his betrayal could not stop Catcher. 251 00:08:52,664 --> 00:08:54,933 RILEY: Man, I already know what happened next. 252 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,769 First, they kick in the door, find the gun. 253 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:59,038 Riley, stop it! 254 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:59,038 Massa gonna smack her. 255 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,140 Going too fast. Let me build some suspense. 256 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,576 Here come Catcher rolling up on Massa's crib. 257 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,145 Riley, this is the cool part. Enjoy the story. 258 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,713 Wait. Let me guess. It's a trap. 259 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:08,881 Then Catcher's gonna run in 260 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,783 at, like, a dozen dudes as they reload, 261 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,484 and probably should've been shot, 262 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:14,787 like, a hundred times by now. 263 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:14,787 Riley, come on, now! 264 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:17,056 Then he gonna do all that fake-ass ninja stuff again. 265 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,325 Stop it! 266 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,325 Man, we already know 267 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,293 the nigga gonna win at the end, just wrap it up. 268 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:23,562 GRANDDAD: All right, all right! 269 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:27,332 It's over, Catcher. Drop it, or she's dead! 270 00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:28,734 I'm gettin' outta here. 271 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,069 Kill him, Catcher. Do it! 272 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:33,539 [♪♪♪] 273 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,374 [CRUNCH] 274 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,374 Ahhh! 275 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,609 [GROWLS] 276 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,246 [THELMA SCREAMS] 277 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:44,450 RILEY: Oh, the nigga blocked the bullet with his handcuffs. 278 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:45,951 Shh. You're messing up the ending. 279 00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,254 This is the best part. You'll never see this coming. 280 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:57,262 TOBIAS: Massa! 281 00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:58,331 [GROWLS] 282 00:10:00,632 --> 00:10:01,567 [GRUNTS] 283 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:08,507 GRANDDAD: And they lived happily ever after. 284 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,976 Boo! That movie sucked. 285 00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:12,244 Shut up! 286 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,378 I want my money back. 287 00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:15,648 Man, that ending was hella cliché, Granddad. 288 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,149 That's exactly how it happened. 289 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,149 Prove it. 290 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,351 How am I gonna prove it? Catcher lived 150 years ago. 291 00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:22,221 RUCKUS: Did I hear somebody say something about Catcher Freeman? 292 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,789 The Catcher Freeman? 293 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,657 See? Ruckus know about Catcher Freeman. 294 00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:27,359 Of course I know about Catcher Freeman. 295 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:29,261 Greatest black man who ever lived. 296 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,729 Did he really run around the woods 297 00:10:30,729 --> 00:10:32,464 like a superhero, killing white people? 298 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:33,565 Hell, no. Catcher Freeman 299 00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:35,500 ain't never do no shit like that. 300 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,337 Must have been some asshole told you that story, boy. 301 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,239 Hey. 302 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,239 Now sit your black asses back 303 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,674 and let old Uncle Ruckus 304 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,210 tell you the real story of Catcher Freeman. 305 00:10:47,712 --> 00:10:50,415 First of all, his name wasn't even Catch-er Freeman, 306 00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:52,084 it was Catch-a Freeman. 307 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,386 He sure wasn't freeing niggas. He was catchin' 'em. 308 00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:55,921 I told you you was lying. 309 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:56,922 That's not true! 310 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,190 Sure it is, sure it is. 311 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:01,694 See, back in slavery, when the world made sense, 312 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,128 the white man had a problem. 313 00:11:03,128 --> 00:11:06,031 Niggas couldn't appreciate shit, so they kept running away. 314 00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:08,700 Now, in his strategic brilliance, 315 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,802 Mr. Charlie decided who better to catch a nigga 316 00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:12,037 than a nigga. 317 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:14,472 So they took a field slave named Catcha Freeman 318 00:11:14,472 --> 00:11:17,509 and turned him into the greatest slave hunter who ever lived. 319 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,913 Catcha Freeman retrieved over 700 pieces of human 320 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,215 property to their respective owners during slavery. 321 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:25,717 GRANDDAD: Damn it, Ruckus, you gonna stop this right now. 322 00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:28,754 RILEY: Shh! Dang, Granddad, I'm trying to hear the story. 323 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,355 RUCKUS: Ah, look at that nigga go. 324 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,690 Hold up. You see that nigga 325 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,459 flip from tree to tree like on some old Tarzan shit? 326 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:36,361 Wait, wait, wait. Bring that back, 327 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,429 I gotta see that again. 328 00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:40,132 I'll be happy to. 329 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:41,800 Ah, look at that nigga go again. 330 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,402 Oh, my God, this is crazy. 331 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,070 Nobody really knows why Catcha 332 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,772 was so good at tracking runaway niggas. 333 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:50,575 Some believe he had supernatural powers. 334 00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:53,411 MAN: Good job, boy. Give him a biscuit. 335 00:11:53,411 --> 00:11:56,982 One legend said Catcha could actually talk to the dogs. 336 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:58,450 MAN: Good Catcha! 337 00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,285 [DOG BARKING] 338 00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:01,653 [GASPS] 339 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:02,954 Whatever his secret, 340 00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:04,623 didn't matter how fast they could run. 341 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,091 He bit his leg! 342 00:12:06,091 --> 00:12:08,460 Man, this dude is off the chain. 343 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,629 Catcha would find 'em anywhere. 344 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:11,796 [GROWLS] 345 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:11,796 [MAN YELPS] 346 00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:12,998 Ooh, that nigga caught it. 347 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,167 And I mean anywhere. 348 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,735 Look out, look out, look out. 349 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:21,040 Oh, ho, ho, he came up out that water like Jason. 350 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,609 Oh, he's so gangster. 351 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,677 See, to understand the story of Catcha Freeman, 352 00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:27,779 you gotta know a little something about slavery. 353 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:30,115 Now, if you think niggas is worthless and lazy today, 354 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,516 oh, Lord help me, 355 00:12:31,516 --> 00:12:34,052 you should have seen them back in slavery days. 356 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:37,256 Good old Massa Colonel and plantation owners like him 357 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,324 provided darkies all over the South 358 00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:41,259 with good jobs, food, housing. 359 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,329 I'm telling you, slavery was the best thing 360 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:46,398 that ever could happen to Negro-kind. 361 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,734 HUEY: Okay, first of all, none of that is true, 362 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,003 and "Don't Trust Them New Niggas" is not a spiritual. 363 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,105 RUCKUS: Hush your mouth and learn your history. 364 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,975 Slaves sang that and many other joyful songs all day. 365 00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,911 They danced, did arts and crafts, 366 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,146 crocheted, had water balloon fights, 367 00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:03,815 everything, except for work. 368 00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:06,452 Hey, y'all. Massa's a-coming. He's a-coming, y'all. 369 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,186 [SLAVES SINGING] 370 00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:09,355 TOBIAS: Here he comes! 371 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,723 Look, guys, you asked me to take you in as slaves, 372 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,325 and this is how you repay me? 373 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,829 All you do all day is sing and jump and eat. 374 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,530 Shit. You just stop. All right, stop it! 375 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,999 Stop it. Stop having so much fun! 376 00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:23,368 Ha-ha-ha. Hey, Massa, won't you do me a favor 377 00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:25,670 and master these nuts in your mouth, nigga. 378 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,574 Come on, y'all, now that's enough. I've had it. 379 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,008 Y'all gonna get a time-out. 380 00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:32,210 Everybody is in time-out right now. 381 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:36,047 Man, you ever notice how white people sound when they get mad? 382 00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:38,784 [STUFFY VOICE] "I've had it. Everyone's getting a time-out." 383 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,452 [ALL LAUGHING] 384 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,955 MAN: They do, they do. They do sound like that, don't they? 385 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,591 He sounded like that. Ha-ha-ha. 386 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,759 Hey, Massa, Dienda send a message for you. 387 00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:50,428 I don't know anyone named Dienda. Dienda who? 388 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,397 Dienda my dick, nigga. 389 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:55,867 [ALL LAUGHING] 390 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:58,237 Now, I have put up with this for long enough. 391 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:04,243 I'm not gonna put up with it anymore. Get to work now! 392 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,512 Now, I'm-- I'm sorry I had to speak at you so sternly, 393 00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,348 but you brought it on yourself. 394 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,416 [ALL LAUGH] 395 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:14,519 Now, stop that! Slave masters have feelings too. 396 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:17,689 I just don't understand. I try so hard with y'all. 397 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,257 [COLONEL SOBBING] 398 00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:22,094 Man, I says we murder that cracker. 399 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,595 I don't know. 400 00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:26,465 Maybe it wouldn't kill y'all to do a little bit of work. 401 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,900 What's wrongs with you, nigga? 402 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,269 We got this slavery shit hooked up just likes we like it. 403 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,903 And you wants to fuck it up with work? 404 00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:34,139 Now, looks, before we kills Massa, 405 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:37,242 we gotta get this nigga Catcha Freeman. 406 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:39,545 Even if we could escape, Catcha come get us. 407 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,247 But Catcha Freeman stronger and faster than us, Percy. 408 00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:43,715 How's we gonna do that? 409 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,749 We'll use Thelma, 410 00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:47,385 that high-yellow mulatto jezebel hussy. 411 00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,788 GRANDDAD: Hey, that's my great- great-great-great- 412 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:53,125 great-great-great- great-grandmother. 413 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,993 RUCKUS: No need to get emotional, Robert, 414 00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,296 I'm just reciting the historical record. 415 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,964 Anyway, the great- great-great- 416 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,565 great-hussy in question was Thelma. 417 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:03,035 She was once again showing her disrespect 418 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:06,905 for her kindly Massa by running away. 419 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,439 [GROWLS] 420 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,439 [THELMA YELLS] 421 00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:09,641 Get your hands off me! 422 00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:11,610 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 423 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,879 [THELMA YELLING] 424 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,783 That night, they devised their diabolical scheme 425 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:21,319 to kill kind, old Massa. 426 00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,255 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 427 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,563 [♪♪♪] 428 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:32,830 THELMA: Catcha! 429 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:35,100 Come quick to the stables! 430 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,469 RILEY: Oh, no, don't go in there, Catcha. 431 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,806 [DIMWITTED VOICE] Catcha don't see nothing. 432 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,374 RUCKUS: Now, Catcha had never known 433 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,209 the pleasures of the flesh before, 434 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,845 and he was no match for the temptations of Thelma, 435 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,480 who in the darkness of night 436 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,782 looked even less African than she actually was. 437 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:51,984 [CATCHA GRUNTING] 438 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,918 THELMA: Oh, yes, Catcha. 439 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,721 Catcha and Thelma rolled around 440 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,556 in a hot, sweaty, naked embrace, 441 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,524 making passionate jungle love. 442 00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:02,627 GRANDDAD: Lies! All lies! Thelma Freeman was a saint. 443 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,763 Thelma was a hussy jezebel temptress! 444 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,733 Now let me finish the story. 445 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,468 As Catcha lay passed out, 446 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,769 after expending his manly seed... 447 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,674 Mm? 448 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,674 [CACKLING] 449 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:16,642 CATCHA: No! 450 00:16:17,742 --> 00:16:20,379 Thelma trick Catcha. 451 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,213 ...the darkies attacked! 452 00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:23,982 Colonel Massa's men fought bravely, 453 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,084 but they were outnumbered and unprepared 454 00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:29,755 for the savagery of the Negro assault. 455 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,658 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 456 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,259 MAN: Fuck you, you massa! 457 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,828 Oh, you ain't getting out of here. 458 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:40,165 I bash youse head in. 459 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:40,165 MAN 2: We gonna get you. 460 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,668 Only one darky, Tobias, had the decency 461 00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,370 to try and stop this madness. 462 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,871 Wait a minute, y'all. 463 00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:49,140 How's we's gonna survive without Massa? 464 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,409 We can't do this, it ain't right. 465 00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:53,512 [♪♪♪] 466 00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:53,512 It ain't right. 467 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,846 Thank you, Tobias. 468 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,949 I want you to know, you've always been like a son to me. 469 00:16:57,949 --> 00:16:59,617 Except I would never, ever lay 470 00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:01,519 with your black jungle-bunny mama. 471 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,922 Oh, Massa. 472 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,791 Kills them both. 473 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,093 [SLAVES GRUNTING] 474 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,794 [COLONEL SCREAMING] 475 00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:11,763 Having known no other woman, 476 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,198 Catcha married Thelma 477 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,102 and lived a miserable life as a free man in Boston. 478 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,570 And that, colored folks, 479 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,939 is the real story of Catcha Freeman. 480 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,375 Ruckus, I should kick in your damn jaw for telling lies. 481 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,744 You high-yellow niggas always forgetting your place. 482 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:28,212 Get the fuck out of my house, you fat ass, motherfucker. 483 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,514 If you were in my house, nigga, 484 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,183 I'd burn it down around your black ass. 485 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,718 HUEY: Excuse me, everyone. 486 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,220 I think we can resolve this quickly. 487 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:39,391 "Catcher Tobias Lynchwater, better known as Catcher Freeman, 488 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,993 "was a house slave on Colonel Lynchwater's plantation. 489 00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:43,795 "He was also Colonel Lynchwater's son, 490 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,663 although the colonel never claimed him." 491 00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:47,999 GRANDDAD: Wait? W-what? Massa's son? 492 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,901 Uh-uh. No, no, no, that can't be. 493 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:52,905 HUEY: He is believed to have written the first screenplay, 494 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,473 several years before the invention 495 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,873 of the motion picture industry. 496 00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:58,843 RUCKUS: What website is that? Madeupmonkeyshit.com? 497 00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:00,478 Catcher fell in love with Thelma, 498 00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,080 but Thelma wasn't looking for love, 499 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,615 she was looking for freedom. 500 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,084 Boy, I can't wait to tell the white man about how you lying. 501 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,119 Then, on one fateful day-- 502 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,355 Where you going? You smell like black jellybeans. 503 00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:13,191 [GUNSHOT] 504 00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:13,191 [GRUNTS] 505 00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,626 Ah, this is bullshit. 506 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,861 She knew the time for freedom had come. 507 00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:18,630 THELMA: Once we're in the weapons shed, 508 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,332 we assault the house with everything 509 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,633 we can get our hands on. 510 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,268 Okay, guys, look. Look. 511 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,170 I think you're all missing a big opportunity 512 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,171 here with my script. 513 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,472 I know most of you can't read, 514 00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:29,374 but I'd be happy to read it to you. 515 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,276 Catcher, in one week, 516 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,311 we gonna kill Massa. 517 00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:35,380 At least let me show it to him before you kill him. 518 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,548 I worked really hard on this. 519 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,883 You have one week. 520 00:18:38,883 --> 00:18:41,452 [♪♪♪] 521 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,221 [LAUGHING] 522 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:46,224 Oh, my. You know, I-I should hang you 523 00:18:46,224 --> 00:18:47,726 for being able to read and write. 524 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:52,030 But this is one heck of a-- Of a-- Uh... 525 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:55,634 What'd you call it? A script? 526 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,669 Yes, sir, Massa Colonel. You got it, a script. 527 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,304 First one ever made, right here. 528 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,073 Well, if you're selling, I am buying. 529 00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:07,145 Oh, you are gonna be a very rich man, son. 530 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,447 Untrue! Falsehood and untrue. 531 00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:12,350 Wait, Dad. There's something I should tell you about Thelma. 532 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,785 Having sold his script, 533 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,887 Catcher promptly betrayed Thelma's rebellion. 534 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:19,124 RILEY: Oh, man, he sold the crew out for a script? 535 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,525 Yo, that's a bitch-ass nigga. 536 00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,127 Oh, my goodness. 537 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:25,029 And when were they planning such treachery? 538 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:27,832 A week from now. Mm-hm. Three o'clock. 539 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:30,168 [GUNSHOT] 540 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:30,168 [MEN YELLING] 541 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:33,905 No, you lying black bitch! That wasn't a week. 542 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:37,242 Forward! Come on! 543 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,444 MAN: Shoot 'em, shoot 'em! 544 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,679 Charge! 545 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,848 No, Massa, no! 546 00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:54,893 Gee, that bitch can fight. 547 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,094 Oh, my God. Stop. 548 00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:58,730 Guys, just wait. Wait! 549 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,098 [GRUNTS] 550 00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:02,668 [YELLS] 551 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,975 CATCHER: Stand still, bitch! 552 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,577 [GUNSHOT] 553 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,414 Wait, wait, wait. He meant to shoot Thelma, 554 00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,283 but shot Massa instead? 555 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,585 Now, that's an ending. 556 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,985 GRANDDAD: My ending was better. 557 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,488 RUCKUS: That ain't good white history. 558 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,356 But...the script. 559 00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:28,660 That's colored man history you talking. 560 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,729 HUEY: That moment, Catcher decided it was best 561 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,964 to just go with the winning team. 562 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:37,135 Uh, die, cracker, die? 563 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:40,872 Yeah. Take that, Massa. Huh?! 564 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:44,176 Yeah. You wanna beat up on the slaves, huh? 565 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,913 Well, take this to your ass, motherfucker! 566 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,913 Oh, Catcher. 567 00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,682 That's how I do it, baby. 568 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,050 That's how I do it. 569 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,019 And so was born the legend of Catcher Freeman. 570 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,455 Catcher and Thelma married and moved to Canada. 571 00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:00,224 His script was never produced. 572 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,960 And they all lived, more or less, 573 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,596 happily ever after. 574 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,630 [BOTH GRUMBLE] 575 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:06,998 Man, that's some old bullshit. 576 00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:08,834 Never heard such bullshit in all my life. 577 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,836 RILEY: Hey, hold up. Where y'all going? 578 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,537 I ain't had a chance to tell my story yet. 579 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,639 My Catcher Freeman story better than all y'alls. 580 00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:15,873 Know what I'm sayin'? 581 00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:17,742 See, my Catcher Freeman wasn't no slave. 582 00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:20,811 'Cause he was like, "Fuck that shit. I'm a real nigga." 583 00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:23,281 Plus, he had like 300 ho's. He ain't had just no Thelma. 584 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,683 He had all kinds of bitches, and he drove a Bentley Coupe 585 00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:26,951 with 24's on it 586 00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:29,121 with machine guns in the rims, nigga, what? 587 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,026 ♪ Take our black asses Out of here ♪ 588 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:38,830 ♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪ 589 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,733 ♪ Won't you come save us Catcher? ♪ 590 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,801 ♪ And kill all these crackers ♪ 591 00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:46,838 ♪ Lord, take our black asses Out of here ♪ 592 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,041 ♪ Sing this motherfucker Now ♪ 593 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,409 ♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪ 594 00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:53,178 ♪ Massa, girl You a bitch, nigga ♪ 595 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:57,449 ♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪