1 00:00:02,668 --> 00:00:04,504 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,943 WOMAN: Welcome to BET headquarters. 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,345 I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m., 4 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,714 so it's time for our morning staff meeting. 5 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:17,116 Our leader, Bob Johnson, had a dream. 6 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:19,318 A dream of creating a network that would accomplish 7 00:00:19,318 --> 00:00:21,420 what hundreds of years of slavery, 8 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,457 Jim Crow and malt liquor couldn't. 9 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:27,693 The destruction of black people! 10 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:29,662 MAN: Yo, sister! 11 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:29,662 Is that so hard? 12 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:32,265 Mistress Leevil, since BET came into existence, 13 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,367 terrible things have happened to black people. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:37,871 Dropout rates, teen pregnancy, unemployment and incarceration 15 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,339 have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago. 16 00:00:40,339 --> 00:00:42,375 We really believe we're making a difference-- 17 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,476 LEEVIL: Silence! 18 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,411 Agh! 19 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:47,147 MAN: What the devil? 20 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:48,514 The destruction of black people 21 00:00:48,514 --> 00:00:50,583 is not happening fast enough. 22 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,219 The other day I saw three niggas reading books. 23 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,221 One of them was smiling. 24 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,555 [PHONE RINGS] 25 00:00:56,555 --> 00:00:58,057 Yes. 26 00:00:56,555 --> 00:00:58,057 MAN: He gonna die. 27 00:00:58,057 --> 00:00:59,459 No, I'll have to call them back. 28 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,427 Oh, and I need another math guy. 29 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,427 He gonna die. 30 00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:03,229 You know, the dude with the charts and shit. 31 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,298 He dead. 32 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,298 Yeah, him. I need another one. 33 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:08,300 Yeah, and a cleanup crew. Oh, and another shoe. 34 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:11,237 Left. No, Prada. 35 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,371 Wedgie Rudlin, 36 00:01:12,371 --> 00:01:14,407 my Harvard-educated president of entertainment, 37 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,844 tell me about the evil shows you have in development. 38 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,579 Um-- 39 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,579 MAN: Tell it, brother! 40 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,748 --Mistress Leevil, my Harvard education tells us 41 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,949 that our goal is to take all the shitty reality shows 42 00:01:23,949 --> 00:01:25,585 MTV did five years ago, and make them black. 43 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,786 Anyone who wants to see a shitty black version 44 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:29,155 of an MTV reality show, well, 45 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,923 they'll have to come to us. 46 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,923 What else? 47 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:32,992 Next month, we're gonna have our first awards show 48 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,793 honoring video hoes. 49 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,793 MAN: Video hoes! 50 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:37,297 Or as I like to call it, a "Hoe-wards" show. 51 00:01:42,935 --> 00:01:44,204 [COUGHS] 52 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,573 Right. 53 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:47,907 I don't get it. 54 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,443 Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot-ass faggot. 55 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,479 Personnel, how are we fucking up niggas' money? 56 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:55,080 Well, let's see. As you've requested, 57 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,783 nobody outside this room has been paid for months. 58 00:01:57,783 --> 00:01:59,886 And you fired everyone that could read. 59 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,121 Mm-hm. 60 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,121 I love it. 61 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:04,791 Okay, and public relations? 62 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,393 Mistress Leevil, we got one thing to report, a'ight? 63 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,629 Some little nigga named Huey Freeman. 64 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,464 He all critical of the network and shit, 65 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,999 talking about a hunger strike. 66 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,367 Why? What did we ever do to him 67 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,068 except try to destroy black people? What? 68 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:18,037 This hunger strike will continue 69 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:21,507 until BET is taken off the air, the office is shut down, 70 00:02:21,507 --> 00:02:25,077 and all its top executives commit Japanese ritual suicide. 71 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:26,412 [CACKLES] 72 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,117 He's just a kid. 73 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:35,187 No one can stand in my way of destroying black people. 74 00:02:35,187 --> 00:02:37,056 Especially not 75 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,425 Huey Freeman. 76 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,427 [CACKLES] 77 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:42,862 [♪♪♪] 78 00:02:49,301 --> 00:02:51,204 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 79 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,005 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 80 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:54,740 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 81 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,509 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 82 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,010 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 83 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:59,845 ♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪ 84 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:02,481 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 85 00:03:02,481 --> 00:03:04,016 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 86 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,184 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 87 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,485 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 88 00:03:06,485 --> 00:03:07,854 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 89 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,221 ♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪ 90 00:03:09,221 --> 00:03:11,057 ♪ Till the war is won Won ♪ 91 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,626 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 92 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:16,162 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 93 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,698 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 94 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,633 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 95 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:24,604 [♪♪♪] 96 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,474 GRANDDAD: ♪ Fake meat ♪ 97 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:33,145 ♪ Fake meat is good Ooh-hee, hey ♪ 98 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:36,182 HUEY: It was the third day of my hunger strike to bring an end 99 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,317 to the tyranny of Black Entertainment Television. 100 00:03:38,317 --> 00:03:41,821 GRANDDAD: Mm-mm. Man, fake meat is good. 101 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,557 Hey, could you pass me one of them veggie burgers? 102 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:48,227 There was someone around here who used to love veggie burgers. 103 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:51,530 You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm? 104 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,899 [BURPS] 105 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,066 [CHUCKLES] 106 00:03:54,066 --> 00:03:55,834 What's with all this hunger strike, boy? 107 00:03:55,834 --> 00:03:57,369 What did food ever do to you, hm? 108 00:03:57,369 --> 00:03:58,871 [CHUCKLES] 109 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:00,873 Can I be excused, please? 110 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:03,142 No, you are gonna eat with the family, boy. 111 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,244 Ain't nobody told you to crusade against BET. 112 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,146 BET is out to destroy black people. 113 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,415 My nigga, I watch BET every day, feel me? 114 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,417 There ain't nothing wrong with me, feel me? 115 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,319 Nigga, you just hating, feel me? 116 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:16,522 That's why you ain't never gonna have no paper, no bitches. 117 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,624 Boy, watch your mouth. 118 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,624 See? That's BET. 119 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:21,093 He's right though, Huey. Women don't like hating. 120 00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:22,962 You better listen to your granddaddy. Heh. 121 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,330 You don't wanna be bitchless. 122 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,499 I know bitchless. Look, I'm bitchless right now. 123 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:27,900 It's no fun. 124 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,935 You feel me? 125 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:31,671 [PHONE RINGS] 126 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,241 Hello? 127 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,241 MAN: Hey. Uh, good day. 128 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,076 I'm looking for brother Huey Freeman please. 129 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,077 Speaking. 130 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,545 Hey, brother Huey, 131 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:41,180 my name is Reverend Rollo Goodlove. 132 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,982 And it's my honor to speak with you. 133 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,284 Wait, the Rollo Goodlove? 134 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,986 You mean, the Rollo Goodlove 135 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:49,255 who toured with Parliament Funkadelic in the '70s, 136 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,390 became a community activist in the '80s, 137 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:53,592 ran for president twice in the '90s, 138 00:04:53,592 --> 00:04:55,795 and currently is host of the syndicated public-access show 139 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,664 "What's Goin' On?" with Rollo Goodlove, Rollo Goodlove? 140 00:04:58,664 --> 00:05:01,133 ROLLO: Mm-hm. The same. Hm. Glory. 141 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:03,736 Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support 142 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:05,905 of your hunger strike. How you feeling? 143 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,740 Hungry. 144 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,740 Well, you know, 145 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,742 you made a powerful statement, young man. 146 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,844 And I'm proud to call myself your ally. 147 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,446 Are you going on a hunger strike with me? 148 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,348 Uh, yeah. Um... Uh, no. No, no, no. 149 00:05:16,348 --> 00:05:18,518 You see, I have to have dinner with Puffy later on. 150 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,018 But don't you worry though. 151 00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:22,521 Together we're gonna bring our enemies to their knees. 152 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:25,658 Now, listen, I'm holding a rally downtown tomorrow, brother. 153 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,627 And I would love for you to come and stand with us. 154 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:30,563 [♪♪♪] 155 00:05:32,431 --> 00:05:35,267 ROLLO: Brothers and sisters. 156 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,837 I said, bothers and sisters. 157 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,837 [INDISTINCT YELLS] 158 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,940 I don't know what this world is coming to. 159 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,642 But if you ask me what I think about BET, 160 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:46,045 I'll tell you with no shame: 161 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,613 BET sucks. 162 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:48,781 MAN: Suck that dick! 163 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,015 Suck! 164 00:05:50,015 --> 00:05:51,851 Now, I say that because 165 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,552 when I sit and watch BET, 166 00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:55,988 my dignity is sucked away. 167 00:05:55,988 --> 00:06:00,192 And, uh, my pride is sucked away. 168 00:06:00,192 --> 00:06:03,362 And the progress we've made in the freedom struggle 169 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,999 over the last five decades is sucked away. 170 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,000 [CROWD SHOUTING] 171 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,568 Now, brothers and sisters, 172 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:13,372 we are here today because we're not gonna let BET 173 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,274 suck anything more from us. 174 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,610 I say, stand up and tell 'em: 175 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,480 "I will not be a prisoner to your foolishness. I am free. 176 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,017 "And I will not be captured by your ignorance. 177 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,218 "'Cause I'm free. 178 00:06:26,218 --> 00:06:28,320 "I will not be trapped 179 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,222 "in your negrofied matrix, either. 180 00:06:30,222 --> 00:06:33,025 Because I am free." 181 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,094 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. 182 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,863 [BAND PLAYING FUNK MUSIC] 183 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,664 [CROWD CHEERING] 184 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,505 ♪ If you're wondering What it look like ♪ 185 00:06:46,505 --> 00:06:48,540 ♪ Look at me ♪ 186 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,375 ♪ Ah! ♪ 187 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,376 MAN 1: Yeah, baby! 188 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:52,778 MAN 2: Yeah, reverend. 189 00:06:52,778 --> 00:06:54,446 Let me show you how to do it. 190 00:06:54,446 --> 00:06:57,216 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 191 00:06:58,283 --> 00:07:01,988 ♪ Ah-hah, oh ♪ 192 00:07:04,456 --> 00:07:06,893 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 193 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,861 Right here, baby! Yeah! 194 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:12,397 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 195 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:15,201 ♪ For most everything ♪ 196 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,370 ♪ And this is my day ♪ 197 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:24,409 ♪ Make me wanna say I'm free ♪ 198 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:27,913 ♪ And everything I'm allowed to see ♪ 199 00:07:27,913 --> 00:07:30,048 ♪ Free ♪ 200 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:31,583 ♪ Come and see ♪ 201 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:35,253 ♪ No, no Look at me ♪ 202 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:37,590 ♪ Ah What you waiting on? ♪ 203 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,493 ♪ I want action, passion Smiling ♪ 204 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,995 ♪ Laughing, yielding Feeling ♪ 205 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:44,830 ♪ Helping, healing ♪ 206 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:48,234 ♪ Introduce your neighbor To your savior ♪ 207 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,468 ♪ I'm free ♪ 208 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,404 ♪ Look at me ♪ 209 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,506 ♪ Freedom in high fidelity ♪ 210 00:07:54,506 --> 00:07:58,110 ♪ Free ♪ 211 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:01,613 ALL: ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 212 00:08:01,613 --> 00:08:03,482 [ROLLO LAUGHS] 213 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:05,083 Yeah! 214 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,152 Ooh, have mercy. 215 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:09,088 Brothers and sisters, y'all give it on up 216 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:10,356 for Otis and the Action Band. 217 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,958 [CROWD CHEERING] 218 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:14,860 Granddad, you should have seen it. 219 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,862 Reverend Goodlove, it was amazing. 220 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:19,031 Man, the people were so inspired. 221 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,933 Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me. 222 00:08:21,933 --> 00:08:23,836 I still don't know what your problem is with BET. 223 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,371 I love Beyoncé. Shoot. Little sweet thing. 224 00:08:26,371 --> 00:08:27,973 ♪ Oh, shake it girl Shake it girl ♪ 225 00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:29,941 ♪ Shake it girl Yeah ♪ 226 00:08:29,941 --> 00:08:31,677 Ain't you hungry yet? 227 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:35,147 [♪♪♪] 228 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:37,116 Well, I was thinking that tomorrow 229 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,518 we could reach the people by marching 230 00:08:39,518 --> 00:08:40,752 to the BET headquarters-- 231 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:42,321 Now, now, we ain't gonna do no shit like that. 232 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,724 Uh, now, Huey, black people have style. 233 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,192 And we are attracted to things of class. 234 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,693 Especially you young people. 235 00:08:48,693 --> 00:08:50,662 Ahem. Now, see, 236 00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:53,799 but that's what makes BET so dangerous now. 237 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,568 Excuse me. It sells you young people 238 00:08:56,568 --> 00:08:58,537 a lifestyle that you're attracted to. 239 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:01,406 Mm, that's good-- But, uh-- But you can't afford it. 240 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:04,977 And in order to save them kids, I gotta reach them kids. Mm. 241 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,545 Now, see, when I shine, 242 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:10,249 they walk toward me for the light of them diamonds. Heh. 243 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:13,718 Ain't nothing wrong with that. But when they walk away from me, 244 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:15,454 they got the light of their truth. 245 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,226 You think I wanna be at the VIBE awards? 246 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,896 Do you really believe I want to be 247 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,565 ringside at the championship fight? Mm-mm. 248 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,501 You think I wanna be doing Skating with the Stars, 249 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,335 falling down, fucking up my ankles? 250 00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:32,004 Well, goddamn it! 251 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,006 Waiter, this ain't no beluga caviar. 252 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,243 Now, see, for example, let's look at music. 253 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,212 Now, here's my rap demo. 254 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,348 Personally, I like jazz and gospel. 255 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,182 But if I spit that hot fire, 256 00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:47,453 I might be able to reach some of them kids out there. 257 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,954 You see, thing with me though is, 258 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:51,257 when I do it, I'm a gonna do it for the people, now. 259 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,826 I work all day and night to get their attention. 260 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:55,694 And it's hard. It's hard work, Huey. 261 00:09:55,694 --> 00:09:58,030 Look, I even know all the new dances. 262 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,398 [HUMMING] 263 00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:06,505 ♪ You-- ♪ 264 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,672 ♪ You and-- ♪ 265 00:10:07,672 --> 00:10:10,509 [♪♪♪] 266 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:13,645 Mistress Leevil, the new slogans are ready for your approval. 267 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:14,746 Oh. 268 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:18,216 MAN [OVER TV]: 269 00:10:18,216 --> 00:10:19,384 Hm. 270 00:10:19,384 --> 00:10:22,988 MAN [OVER TV]: 271 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:24,456 Uh-huh. 272 00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:28,561 MAN [OVER TV]: 273 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,496 Hmm. I'll think about it. 274 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,496 [PHONE RINGS] 275 00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:33,332 MAN: Sorry to bother you, Mistress Leevil, 276 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,968 but the Freeman boy is on CNN. 277 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,968 What's CNN? 278 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,670 But I submit to you today-- 279 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,406 LEEVIL: Rollo Goodlove. 280 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:44,109 I know just how to deal with the good reverend. 281 00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:46,444 [CACKLING] 282 00:10:46,444 --> 00:10:49,147 [♪♪♪] 283 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,051 HUEY: Thanks to Goodlove and a very slow news cycle, 284 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,987 the boycott became a big story and started to take off. 285 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,822 Man. 286 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:00,625 Fuck BET. I'm gonna read a book. 287 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,295 [♪♪♪] 288 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:06,032 HUEY: Word got around: BET was evil. 289 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,869 Okay, welcome back, little lambs. 290 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,304 Uh, we are sitting here with former BET host, 291 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,639 sister Sherry Carter. 292 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:14,973 First things first. 293 00:11:14,973 --> 00:11:16,308 You never could get that hair right, 294 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,876 now could you, baby? Oh, heh-heh. 295 00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:19,111 But we was with you, baby, 296 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,846 because you had the big old thighs. 297 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,481 And you was a red bone, mmm. 298 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,349 Never could understand how a sister 299 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:26,351 that light-skinned had bad hair, though. 300 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:28,220 Is Tigger short for tiger and nigger? 301 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,789 Or are you just a big old fan of Winnie the Pooh? 302 00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:33,492 We are now sitting here with a former BET host, 303 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,594 Tavis Smiley. Now, Tavis, correct me if I'm wrong, 304 00:11:36,594 --> 00:11:38,463 but you had some problems over there at BET, now, didn't you? 305 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,366 Well, I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't. 306 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,901 Yeah, but things went okay for you afterwards. 307 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,237 I mean, after all, you do have an NPR show. 308 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,606 Well, yes, I do have the NPR radio show. 309 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,240 And I also have a talk show on PBS. 310 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,543 Oh, two shows. Hm. 311 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,212 I guess that beats my one, huh? Heh-heh. 312 00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:55,748 You're doing real good, brother. 313 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,182 You're doing real good. 314 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:58,951 You know, I don't think I've ever been invited 315 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,752 to either one of those shows, though. 316 00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:03,389 Well, then, we'll just have to get you on, now, won't we? 317 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,524 I mean, heh, I put you on my show. 318 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,560 You know, I'm sharing my light. 319 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,227 Helping you move a book or two. 320 00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:11,197 But I don't see the favor being returned. 321 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,365 At all. So I was just checking to see 322 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,767 if I had done something wrong to you. 323 00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:19,237 I think we're out of time. 324 00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:20,739 ROLLO: Motherfucker, that's my line. 325 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:23,242 See, Granddad? That's called exposure. 326 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,477 And with enough of it, we can change the world. 327 00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,112 Mm-hm. 328 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:30,182 And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove, 329 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,651 who's been very critical recently of BET 330 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,353 and their sexually-explicit videos, 331 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:38,023 starred in a pretty explicit video of his own. 332 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,525 Oh. 333 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,360 The video clearly shows 334 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,462 the, uh, good Reverend Goodlove 335 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,430 at the House of Cheeks strip club. 336 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,299 ♪ Shake that ass, girl ♪ 337 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:51,102 And it doesn't look like he was talking politics. 338 00:12:51,102 --> 00:12:52,571 [CHUCKLES] 339 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,507 I bet you're hungry now. 340 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,712 I'm saying, man, it doesn't look good. 341 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,380 Jesus walked amongst the people. 342 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,115 Mohammad walked amongst the people. 343 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,416 I am a people person, Huey. 344 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,051 All the great prophets embraced the people. 345 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,753 You're embracing a butt, Reverend. 346 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:10,121 Listen, child, I can speak in colleges 347 00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,590 and get paid a whole heap of money. 348 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,291 But if you're in college already, 349 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,993 you don't need Rollo Goodlove 350 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,796 as much as a young brother out there in the gang 351 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,229 or a young sister in the strip club 352 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,564 needs Rollo Goodlove. 353 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:22,801 Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club 354 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,302 and start talking to a sister 355 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,971 about progressive politics and all that, 356 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,240 bettering her life and voter registration, 357 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,975 you think she gonna talk to me? 358 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,411 But if I grab me a handful of that big old ass 359 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:33,645 and ask for a dance, 360 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,748 now, she's gonna think I'm just another trick. 361 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,318 When I'm really an instrument of her salvation. 362 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,987 Now, I have set the table for change. 363 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,357 Yeah. She grinding on me, trying to get that little $20. 364 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,358 But she gonna get a whole lot more than that, 365 00:13:47,358 --> 00:13:49,628 believe me. Oh, glory. 366 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,964 Now, sometimes you'll find her an apartment. 367 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,999 Maybe even a job. 368 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,834 Yeah, but it still looks pretty bad. 369 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,869 I just hope it doesn't hurt the boycott. 370 00:13:57,869 --> 00:14:00,439 I don't think I can go without food much longer. 371 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,173 HUEY: This wasn't the first blow 372 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:04,008 to Reverend Goodlove's public image. 373 00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:05,443 Do you own a car? 374 00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:08,413 'Cause if you do, you own the keys to some cash. 375 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:10,615 HUEY: Last year, Reverend Goodlove signed on 376 00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:12,083 to pitch high-interest loans 377 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,952 that exploit the poor and desperate. 378 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:16,154 Call the Loan Ranger. 379 00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:20,625 I feareth not your scandals. My name is Rollo Goodlove. 380 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,961 You can't sully my reputation. 381 00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:25,130 I take your attacks as a badge of honor. 382 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,166 They called Martin Luther King an adulterer. 383 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:31,203 They called Muhammad Ali a communist. 384 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,106 And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute. 385 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,041 Come to find out that's Jesus' baby mama. 386 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,609 Y'all saw The Da Vinci Code. 387 00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:40,212 HUEY: I don't know, maybe Rollo just knew how to spin. 388 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,147 I don't think there's anything wrong 389 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,382 with a stripper's ass in a grown man's face. 390 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,651 But I do have a problem with BET 391 00:14:46,651 --> 00:14:49,688 putting strippers' asses in the faces of our children. 392 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,456 HUEY: Or maybe by now his followers 393 00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,692 just weren't surprised by anything he did anymore. 394 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,394 Well, of course it was a setup. 395 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,195 I believe the release of this video 396 00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,331 was engineered by BET themselves, 397 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,467 working in conjunction with the Republican Party 398 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,967 and-- And the FBI thing. 399 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,804 HUEY: Goodlove escalated the attack on BET 400 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:10,475 by producing a DVD called BET: The High Cost of Low Standards. 401 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:13,311 ROLLO: These are the poor. These are the forgotten. 402 00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:15,814 The victims of black-on-black crime. 403 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,249 These are the employees 404 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,818 of Black Entertainment Television. 405 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,487 Now, these two comedy writers 406 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,222 were only offered two dollars for a pilot script. 407 00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:26,191 When will this tragedy end? 408 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,126 The situation's gotten so bad 409 00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:30,128 that workers at this Wal-Mart store 410 00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:33,565 took up a collection for BET employees. Wow. 411 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,434 I don't know, just seemed like the right thing to do, 412 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,303 helping people less fortunate, you know. 413 00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:40,506 ROLLO: But, as a Wal-Mart employee, 414 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,174 isn't it true that you were forced 415 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,942 to work overtime hours off the books, 416 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,078 and you had to get on food stamps? 417 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,780 Yeah, they forced me to work overtime 418 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,081 and get on the food stamps. 419 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,682 But at least I ain't workin' at BET. 420 00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:53,085 So thank you, Lord. Thank you, Jesus. 421 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,654 ROLLO: Even this non-legal immigrant worker 422 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:59,524 donates money to BET employees every month. Wow. 423 00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:02,160 Me and my family, we don't have much, 424 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,996 but we give everything we have 425 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:07,065 to the poor BET workers. 426 00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,968 This is not what America is about. 427 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,704 [♪♪♪] 428 00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,806 REPORTER [ON TV]: And Black Entertainment Television 429 00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:16,341 is really feeling the heat now 430 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,011 from this nationwide boycott, started a week ago 431 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,647 by a 10-year-old boy on a hunger strike. 432 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,582 The NAACP announced this morning 433 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,717 that it is asking its members to join the boycott 434 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:28,320 to make the network more socially responsible. 435 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,424 Master. Oh, this is an unexpected pleasure. 436 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,793 We are honored by your presence. 437 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,194 Ah. 438 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,194 Okay, first of all, 439 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,830 why do you always kneel when I walk in? That's just so weird. 440 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,999 Second, we've got to figure out this boycott thing. 441 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,435 It's killing us. 442 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,435 Ah, but it is Huey Freeman 443 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,638 and Reverend Goodlove who'll soon be doing the dying. 444 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,441 But we're looking at getting some ninjas in 445 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,043 for a cheap price. 446 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,546 Yeah, look, just talk to 'em. 447 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,681 Give 'em whatever they want, okay? Just handle it. 448 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,151 Not everyone is in support of the boycott. 449 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,187 Listen to what this BET supporter had to say. 450 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,022 Every time a black baby is born, 451 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:07,458 I'd give 'em a plasma TV and one channel: BET. 452 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,594 Slap it right on the ceiling over the crib. 453 00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:12,964 By the time that nigga's 12, he'll be watching it in jail. 454 00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:15,199 Ha-ha-ha-ha! BET forever! 455 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:17,268 BET! Boom-bye-ya! 456 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:19,370 BET! Boom-bye-ya. 457 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,306 That's the kind of language they understand. 458 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:25,043 Huh. Surprised you guys haven't given him a show. 459 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:29,047 Call Goodlove. Set up a meeting! 460 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:32,350 [♪♪♪] 461 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,387 HUEY: It was in the news that I first heard the boycott had ended. 462 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,522 The details were sketchy, but there was no mention 463 00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:40,491 of the network shutting down, nor of ritual suicide. 464 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:42,995 So I feared I had been had. 465 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,131 A show? You sold me out for a show? 466 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,201 Damn it, Huey, you can't change BET from the outside. 467 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,169 You got to change it from the inside. 468 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,237 This is victory, brother. 469 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,471 Now, my message-- 470 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:55,306 Our message will get to the people. 471 00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:58,811 It's a sitcom called My Dad, Rollo. 472 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,746 Do you have any idea how hungry I am? 473 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,748 You think I want my own sitcom, Huey? 474 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,350 No, I really don't. 475 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,185 But you can catch more flies with honey 476 00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:08,553 than you ever gonna catch with vinegar. 477 00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:12,690 And, brother Huey, laughter is that sweet, sweet honey. 478 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,759 Oh, Lord, child. 479 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,161 Have mercy. 480 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,498 Niggas is just gonna be niggas. 481 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,768 So you might as well get that money while you bullshit. 482 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,637 Why starve? Why just starve? 483 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,072 Then go get something to eat. 484 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,807 Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau. 485 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,375 You know you're welcome to come, don't you? 486 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,678 [♪♪♪] 487 00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:37,115 Thanks, Granddad. 488 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:40,251 Granddad, what do you do when you can't do nothing, 489 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,920 but there's nothing you can do? 490 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,923 You do what you can. 491 00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:48,860 By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET? 492 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,061 Can you believe that? 493 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,930 What the hell's wrong with those people over there? 494 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:55,500 Damn, they'll give anybody a job at BET. 495 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,836 I don't want one. Shoot. 496 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:01,807 [♪♪♪]